latifa. >> have a great night, every. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- queen latifah. dale earnhardt jr. and music from panama wedding. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. hi. i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

i hope you're all comfortable. if there's anything you need during the course of the show, please do not hesitate to let me know. i will stop this show and i will take care of it immediately, all right? guillermo, this woman looks cold. go get her a pashimina, immediately. >> okay. >> jimmy: president obama was on tv tonight. he gave a primetime address to detail his plan to stop isis. and also to give his pick for tomorrow night's game between the ravens and the steelers. he's taking the ravens with the points. the president reassured americans that while we face no immediate threat from isis, we got a ton of bombs sitting around, so, what the hell? we're going to use them. [ laughter ] here's a trouble in the middle east fun fact. guess who we may be sort of partnering with to fight isis. not batman, no. not david hasselhoff. iran. iran used to be our enemy back

in the, like, last week, but w now -- [ laughter ] we may be upgrading our relationship to frenemy, and then, who knows. a couple of tinder dates later, maybe we'll become facebook official. never good news when the president addresses the nation in primetime. he never comes out and goes, great job, everybody, i'm throwing y'all a pizza party. he just interrupts modern family and goes back up to bed. today was the day of protests in america. it was internet slowdown day. did you hear about this? a group of major websites came together to, i guess symbolically show people what the internet will be like if new net neutrality rules get passed. some of the sites participating included netflix, kickstarter, tumblr. their goal is to make sure we all have equal access to the same high speed internet. net neutrality -- the whole thing is a bit hard to follow. i thought i'd give a brief demonstration that will hopefully make the issue clearer. okay, so, the way things are

now, if i want to send a video to guillermo, let me have that. this is a vhs tape. this represents the video i would send using my friendly neighborhood internet provider, okay? and a telecom giant represented by him also wants to send the same video to guillermo. now, we both have access right now to the same delivery speed, which is represented by these speedy video delivery guys, okay? [ cheers and applause ] this means our videos get to their destinations at roughly the same time. like this. hey. oh. okay there we go. all right. so -- they didn't go that fast, but -- all right. if we end net neutrality, the telecom giant will be able to send his video by sprinter, where as i could get stuck in

the slow lane, represented by this drunken guy in his underwear. yes, he's going to be my guy now. do we have the video? >> okay. >> we have one right here. >> jimmy: oh, i have another tape. okay, watch this. on your marks, get set -- and go. okay. so -- [ cheers and applause ] they're just tacks but i feel weird throwing it. hold on. let me make sure he's dead. [ applause ] he's buffering right now is what he's doing. yes, yes, yes, take him out of here. that's a great look. all right. thank you very much. see, the telecom giants aren't so bad. they're helpful. all right. speaking of falling down, a

little behind the scenes for you. we have a warmup guy on our show, his name is don. that's don right there. you guys here in the studio heard him. don's job -- don's job is to keep our studio audience entertained before the show, while we're getting the bands on stage. don's been with us since we started and he runs all over the place. he's very energetic. for a man of his age, he's very spry, right don? and in all those years, with our show, he's never fallen down. not even once, right cleto? maybe a few hundred times he's fallen down. but usually he does it offcamera. last night, though, jhene aiko was here and don was getting, i guess, getting the audience fired up and this happened. >> say hello, everybody! oh, she's very nice. so, say hello again to her.

[ applause ] no one needed to tell me. i saw it happen. [ cheers and applause ] well, you do realize that the phrase, don't tell jimmy here means, immediately tell jimmy. are you okay? are you -- >> it's a little swollen. >> jimmy: it's a little swollen. be careful. when you die, i'm going to ask them to play that video at the emmys, the in memoriam montage. i got an e-mail this morning from yelp. they send e-mails with news about restaurants to people who look restaurants up a lot. and i looked them up, so, mexican independence day is coming up next week and yelp sent me this photograph, which is -- the most unappetizing photograph of food, i think i've ever seen. it looks like the parking lot

behind chipotle at 2:00 a.m. on saturday night. are you allowed to give yelp a yelp review? i will give that one star. this is interesting. this is something -- something we don't really do here in the united states. people in great britain are placing bets, they're betting real money on what the new royal baby's name will be. earlier this week, prince william and his wife kate announced day are expecting another child. book makers there are taking wagers on it. $24 million in belt bets were on baby george. james is the leader right now. i like that name a lot. nice ring to it. they don't even know if the kid will be a boy or a girl. there are 10 to 1 odds on elizabeth being the new royal baby's name. charles is a favorite, too. most of the major british names are among favorites. charles, victoria, edward, little fancy mcbollocks pants.

if it's a boy, i think they should name the kid kong. no one would mess with king kong. [ applause ] by the way, this is -- a lot of people wonder where the royals get all their money. before they have a baby, they center is haven'ts to bet on the name their them and they rake it in. here's a little something for the ladies. there's a new car service that's about to launch that offers rides exclusively by women, female drivers, for female passengers. the company's called she-taxis. starting september 15th, all female drivers will transport all female passengers in new york, west chester county and long island. i hate to break it to she-taxis, but there's already a way to be driven around town by a woman. they're called mom. i used it for years and it was free. [ laughter ] but i guess some women feel uncomfortable being alone with

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hear were made up by us, that did not stop these fashion aficionados from giving their opinion of them, in this special "lie-witness news: fashion week edition." >> my name is dr. courtney a. amen. >> you are here for? >> i'm here for fax week. >> have you seen any runway show? >> i went to antello the other day and his stuff was very clean, crisp, you know, modern and to the woman. i love that. >> got it. let me ask you about some of the lesser known designers. chandler binge, are you heard of? >> i do follow him. it is all about social media, as well, and so i really follow the brand, as well. >> i've been working for a mexican newspaper for fashion. i do reviews for fashion week new york. >> let me ask you about some of the lesser known designers, maybe someone like you would know about.

what about betsy ross? have you heard of betsy loss? >> i love her. >> love betsy ross? >> bright colors, primary colors? >> yes, it's awesome, the way it plays with the colors and the textures and the transfer, it's everything about lines, about the channels, i love it. >> exactly. and the stars and the stripes. you don't think it's too much, the storms with the stripes? >> for me, never it's enough. >> what about bartles and james? >> great, as well. >> fantastic, right? >> just sparklinsparkling. >> absolutely. very elegant, very stylish. >> refreshing, would you say? >> yeah, absolutely. >> teddy ruxpin. what about anton scalia. >> yes. >> what did you think of that collection? >> i like it. >> you like the robes? >> i want to do a kimono look. i love it. >> all about the robes this week. >> a big trend coming in. look out for the robes.

>> what about phil robertson? >> phil robertson, you know, is beyond one of my favorites. >> really burst onto the scene a few years ago. >> yeah. >> the whole robertson family and, what do you think of that style? >> you know what, i love the style. but i think also the name really says it all, because he's following a legacy, and so when you follow a legacy, you're doing your dynasty. >> yeah, yeah. i love it. >> did you see heidi klum face plant? >> yes, of course, i saw that. >> what didou think when you saw that? >> i felt a little bald for her. just a little bit. she did it gracefully. >> what about this look that people are talking about, the headless dress? have you seen that? >> well, yeah, i saw it.2b2úbi5÷ it's everywhere. >> what did you think when you saw that? >> it's fabulous. love it. >> fantastic. do something without a face, you know? >> i love it. i really do. >> would you wear something like this? >> um --

>> how does it feel? what does it feel like? >> um -- i don't really know. feels a little bit like i'm such kating. >> why would someone wear this dress? >> for a fashion statement. >> just for a statement. >> it is for a statement. yeah. >> do you think you would pay $3,000 for a jgarment like this? >> in this world today, to be honest, i would say yes, because fashionable is crazy and there's stuff you can't explain. >> who are we to judge what's f fashionable or not? >> fashion is what you make it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i agree with that. tonight on the show, we have music from panama wedding, dale earnhardt jr. is here and we'll be right back with queen latifah, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hello, friends. tonight, a gentleman who has been voted nascar's most popular driver for 11 years in a row, dale earnhardt jr. is here. you know why dale jr. is so p popul popular? sometimes when he drives, he hands cupcakes out to the crowd as he passes by. and then later, this is their ep, it's called "parallel play." panama wedding, from the at&t stage. tomorrow night, morgan freeman will join us. from "dancing with the stars," julian hough will be here and we'll have music from ingram michaelson, so, please join us. our first guest tonight is a grammy and golden globe-winning performer and the first royal to host a talk show since larry king retired. please welcome queen latifah! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look really great. how is everything going? you're back to work now on the show, huh? >> yeah, i am back to work on season two. season two. so excited. >> jimmy: are you excited? at any point during season one did you go, boy, i hope we don't have to do this again next year. [ laughter ] >> you know, season one will do that to you. it will -- >> jimmy: that's how i felt the first season of this show. >> i know you did. you know how tough it is. but honestly, i got a lot of joy out of the people every day. i just wanted to get more comfortable quicker. i wish i could have done that a little sooner. >> jimmy: oh. >> but by the time we had -- you know, couple months before the season ended, i really started to feel comfortable, started to great the flow and by the time we wrapped, i was looking forward to coming back for season two. >> jimmy: nice. very good. have you already started shooting the show? >> yes. we did a couple of shoes, you

know, get my sea legs and i'm in the zone, baby. i'm in the zone. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this goes back -- this goes back to january, i think, but you hosted the grammy awards, and while you hosted the show, you married 33 couples, i think, right? >> not personally. >> jimmy: not personally? >> no, i did -- >> jimmy: in a way, you did. you joined them in marriage. did you really marry them, like, were you the person that signed their wedding certificate? >> i signed those marriage licenses. >> jimmy: all of them? >> all 33 couples. [ applause ] my real name, dana owens on them. >> jimmy: your real name? >> i had to. this is all official. all legal. they made me a commissioner. >> jimmy: like commissioner gordon? >> that's what i said to them! like commissioner gordon? >> jimmy: wow, a queen and a commissioner. they took it back.

it was like cinderella. only 24 hours. >> jimmy: the state made you a commissioner? >> they did. i got the hookup. >> jimmy: theare there powers y could have exercised? >> i did say, mr. commissioner, wave that parking ticket, and, this is the commissioner, let the homie out. i don't nope, juknow, just let . >> jimmy: are any of the people you married on television that night still together? you run into of them? >> i do. i didn't know who was getting married before it happened. it turns out one of my really good friends, two of my really good friends, jamal and octavius got married that night. they were right in front of me. oh, my god, i'm doing this. ill got to be part -- i was super top secret, though. like, they didn't want it -- >> jimmy: even you didn't know. >> i had no idea. >> jimmy: they show up, you're like, hey, guys. >> i'm like, me, oh, my god! so, it was cool and they're

happy and they're together and i don't note about everybody else but i hope they are somewhere in wedded bliss. >> jimmy: flavor flav's auto biography, we're reading it in my book club. >> i bet that book is good. i was there for some of that. >> jimmy: i was going to ask you about that. in the book, he says that when you guys were on tour together, you would babysit his children for him. is that true? >> i don't note about babysit his kids, i mean -- you know, in the kind of way, where, mind my kids for a minute. maybe minded the kids for a second. you don't want to make 17-year-old queen latifah, first time on tour, let's go crazy, really responsible for your children back then? because i was kind of a kid myself. but his kids were so polite and mannered. >> jimmy: they were? >> from the moment i met -- he's like, say hi to latifah. and they're like, hello. and, yes, thank you. and so mannerable and polite.

they are grown now, but they were just the sweetest children and he's such a good father and their mom, it was like -- they were a great family. >> jimmy: i hear his kids were able to tell time before any of the other children. >> you damn well better. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's a good one. >> jimmy: i know that you at one point were a manager of rap acts and -- >> yes. >> jimmy: and groups. who did you manage? >> we mangled naughty by nature, o outkast, monica, swv, faith. >> jimmy: wow. that's something else. >> and more, and more. >> jimmy: did they come to you, or, was it some combination -- >> it was a combination of both. some of them came to us and sometimes my partner, we've been partners since high school, basically, so, sometimes we would just sit together and we would spot really cool talent, like outkast, they would blow us

away, we should go see if we can manage them, see if we can help them grow. >> jimmy: what did you do for them as a manager? >> everything. basically represented their careers. we dealt with the record labels, we came up with marketing campaigns for them. we stretched a dollar into a ten dollars into 100 dollars and made the perception right. we were young, i mean, we started this management company when i was 18, so, we were young managers out there, but we wanted to change things and this was our generation. this was our music and we were connected. we felt like we knew how to take this and, like, make it happen, so, luckily there were labels out there who understood, they know what they're doing, just help them get to where they need to be. >> jimmy: is it true you gave the band naughty by nature their name? >> i did. i did. >> jimmy: i always wondered what that even means, naughty by nature. how did that happen? >> well, we basically were on 18th street in new jersey,

chilling in the house and we were just all sitting around in the room and they were doing something mischievous, i'm sure. once again, we were all young and wild. and i was -- i was like, y'all just naughty by nature. they used to be called the new style. y'all just naughty by nature. you know what? you should be called naughty by nature. and they liked the name, shakim liked the name, so, they became naughty by nature. >> jimmy: you should give us a rap name before the show is over. we're going to take a break here and when we come back, queen latifah is here. we're going to talk about the royal baby. we'll be right back. so what ya got on deck? skyfall. lean in, then some pinterest, you? twitter. minecraft and then some hunger games. boom.

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>> jimmy: we're back with queen latifah. dale earnhardt jr. and panama wedding are still to come. your mother was a teacher at the school you went to when you were growing up. >> yes, she was. >> jimmy: was that a good thing or a bad thing? >> it was a good thing because i had the cool mom, hey, mom, love you. i had the cool mom. if i had the teacher that was -- >> jimmy: mean. >> yeah. i would have had some problems, but my mother had juice, like, she was cool. i know it's old school word, but you know what i mean. my mother had a lot of pull with the students and they, because she was cool with all the kids and even the hard core kids who, at least what people thought were thugs or whatever. chef was so cool with them that i got into some trouble once and i was scared i was going to get jumped, but they were like, wait a minute, that's miss owens'

daughter. don't touch her. i started talking smack, like, yeah, you don't want none of this. you ain't ready for me, what! i lay all y'all down. maybe not, i'm miss owens' daughter. >> jimmy: you realized you were naughty by nature. >> i was. you got to have a little in you. >> jimmy: there's a by by coming to england. >> they handling their royal business. >> jimmy: and, well, you named naughty bay natuy by nature, yo name. you have suggested names for the new baby. we do not know if it will be a boy or a girl yet, though. >> okay, well, i figured why not come up with a couple things and just, you know, how they'll try it on. >> jimmy: let's see how -- do we have anyone from england here in the audience tonight? okay, so, they will be our barometers. >> we got some brits here, perfect. latifah. [ applause ] no? no? all right. little tifah?

>> jimmy: no? >> lactada. wiz khalifa. okay. these are -- latifah sutherland. i think my makeup guy put that on there. we don't know if it's a boy or a girl but how about la-boxers or la-bri la-briefa? or how about kevin. kevin with a q. a girl's name. >> jimmy: kevin with a q. it's very good to see you. who is your first guest on the new season of the show? >> reese witherspoon. >> jimmy: there you go. queen latifah, everybody. season two of her show premieres monday in syndication. we'll be right back.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. still to come, music from panama wedding. our next guest was born into a family with auto racing in its blood and motor oil in its salad dressing. he is in pursuit of his first sprint cup championship. the chase begins sunday on espn. please welcome dale earnhardt jr. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i haven't seen you for

awhile. glad that you're here. congratulations. you had an excellent season so far. you've had, what, three wins -- >> yeah, three wins. >> jimmy: no tickets for texting while driving. >> of course not. that's dangerous. >> jimmy: how does this chase work? this is a playoff system that nascar has now. >> you're asking the wrong guy. >> jimmy: you don't know? >> it's new, so we're all sort of learning -- it's a little confusing but we're all kind of learning it as we go. there's four rounds and there's 16 drivers and each round, four drivers get eliminated, so, you want to get to the very end and be one of the last four drivers. js >> jimmy: america votes? >> it's sort of like, kind of like that, if you win, you get immunity. stay on the island. >> jimmy: you get the immunity idol. i got you. you ever bump another car just for the hell of it, just for fun? >> not for fun. you do it -- you get mad sometimes, so, i mean, one

instance happened back when i was probably a rookie and i was running at sonoma, not one of my better tracks. i was running in the back. not going to finish well. i got answer hi withangry with and spun him out. it was hot and i didn't know it, but my nose was bleeding during the race and so i'm racing and i wreck the guy and the crew chief comes up to the car at the end of the race to have a word with me, punch me in the face, something. and he just looks at me with -- his eyes get huge as dollar signs and he just -- he turns around, walks off. and i was like, what happened, man? i must have really scared this guy off, i was really intimidating, or, you know, just had this red, upset. he was just ranting. but i went to, i got out of the car and my crew's like, man, you're bleeding, you got blood everywhere. i looked, i'm like, my nose had been -- >> jimmy: that's a good way to avoid being hit.

start bleeding before. >> that's kind of what happened. [ applause ] >> jimmy: now, i remember many, many years ago, we got to go and look around in your rv and that was pretty great. and now you've got a big place in north carolina and i love what you've done to it. i have to say. and i assume this is something that you've done to your place. this is -- this is your house. >> yeah, that's my western -- not my house. that's actually a western town that we built. >> jimmy: on your grounds. >> yes. >> jimmy: why did you build a western town? >> well, we had this -- i used to have -- when i got this house, i wanted to -- i'm still partying with my friends, having a good time, not too regularly, about every week. i didn't want to destroy the house. my friends get boozed up, they go upstairs and you're finding people sleeping in the hall the next day. >> jimmy: you have the same group of friends i do. >> yes. so, i thought the whiskey river would be fun. >> jimmy: so, you built a --

this is a is a sloon? >> that's the saloon. i saw an old 60 minutes rerun with willie nelson and he had bought a piece of property that had a western town movie set on it in texas and he finished out all the -- the whole thing to where everything worked. i thought, that's the idea. >> jimmy: but he was very high when he made that decision. [ laughter ] this is a -- this is a great addition. and i'd love to know how this works exactly. you've got a little jail there. >> yeah. there's the jail. >> jimmy: is there a jail inside the building? >> there actually, conveniently, there is a jail. >> jimmy: have any of your friends wound up in it? >> of course. we had some guys that get a little rough, get rowdy in the middle of the night and we're, you know, that's the kind of stuff that ruins the party. >> jimmy: yes. are you the sheriff of the town? >> i'm the voice of reason. i'm like, man, just sleep it off here and just lock it up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- you also have a car collection, but not

the kind of car collection that people -- that you typically see. these cars do not drive. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they're just strewn all over your -- >> that car's not going anywhere. >> jimmy: all over the land? >> yeah. i own a race team and these cars are so expensive to build and when we would crash them beyond repair, i wouldn't bring myself to throw them away. i have this spot on my land full of trails that we ride on. my mom walks for exercise. we started throwing the cars back there. >> jimmy: how did this one wind up in a tree in your yard? >> yeah, that's -- that's actually an indycar from will power and i got that from my buddy brad keselowski and -- funny story, my mom's walking the trail, i don't know that it's there. that it's arrived and been placed in the fork of this tree. i've got some property managers with some pretty good sense of humor. and my mom's like, texting me, she's like, the bobsled is so cool! and i'm like, what bobsled? we got a bobsled!

and then i found out it was an indycar. >> jimmy: you also have a statue of forrest gump on your property. >> yes. >> jimmy: why, first of all? >> i'm a big tom hanks fan. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i guess i'm, like, really hard to shop for. my sister bought me that for a birthday gift. >> jimmy: where did she find it? >> outside a bar. >> jimmy: outside a bar. and -- was it for sale? >> i guess she just asked the owner if it was for sale. >> jimmy: so, this is what -- this is what you see if you go over to dale's house. [ applause ] forrest keeping an eye on everything. >> so patient. so patient. been there forever. >> jimmy: one of your pals michael waltrip is going to be on "dancing with the stars" this season. you're aware of this, i assume. >> can you believe you just said that? every time i hear that, i run that back through. >> jimmy: have you seen him dance? i gamble on this. i need to know who i'm going to

bet on. probably not -- probably wouldn't be neerp tar the top o list. >> i think, though, that he may win because people want to continue seeing him week after week. he's -- i don't know if he can dance or not. i think it will be a string puppet kind of. but -- [ laughter ] if he gets kind of, you know, polished and tutored up -- i think just the pure entertainment value is going to get him a lot of votes. >> jimmy: from you, probably. >> has that ever happened to vote the guy on just to keep seeing -- >> jimmy: i think it happened to san ji ya on american e"america" maybe he can be the sanjaya of "dancing with the stars." >> i'm going to vote for him. and i encourage others. >> jimmy: you can spearhead that effort. i look forward to seeing that. very good to see you. good luck with the chase. i hope it goes well. dale earnhardt jr. the chase for the nascar sprint cup starts sunday live, 2:00

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>> jimmy: i want to thank queen latifah, dale earnhardt jr. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called "parallel play." here with the song "all of the people," panama wedding! ♪ ♪ ♪ i said babe aren't we a little bit old now

for this crazy game ♪ ♪ it's safe now that winter's gone but i think we could use a little memory ♪ ♪ to add to the database i saved a little bit of money ♪ ♪ i put in the vault hidden behind the face on the red room wall i took everything ♪ ♪ i wanted i took everything i need all in a day ♪ ♪ oh maybe they just want me to leave all of the people all of the people stand ♪ ♪ standing to wait waiting for the concrete to break all of the people ♪ ♪ all of the people take take it away you know maybe you just ♪ ♪ made me believe

the days the days feel a little bit longer now ♪ ♪ and the mornings bright if we escape now and leave this place i hope heaven has another ♪ ♪ open door for us when the day is getting late i saved a little bit ♪ ♪ of money i put in the vault hidden behind the face on the red room wall ♪ ♪ i took everything i wanted i took everything i need all in a day oh maybe they just ♪ ♪ want me to leave all of the people all of the people stand standing to wait ♪ ♪ waiting for the concrete to break all of the people all of the people take ♪ ♪ take it away you know maybe you

just made me believe ♪ ♪ we woke up late still half asleep with the airport line out in the street ♪ ♪ i said baby i know you wanted to stay but the weekend rush won't let us wait ♪ ♪ we woke up late still half asleep with the airport line out in the street ♪ ♪ i said baby i know you wanted to stay but the weekend rush won't let us wait ♪ ♪ all of the people all of the people stand standing to wait waiting for the ♪ ♪ concrete to break all of the people all of the people take take it away ♪ ♪ you know maybe you just made me believe ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ we were searching for an easy way to say to you but the writing's on the wall ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ♪ oh we've come to see what you'll say of what you are ♪

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