tomorrow morning. >> right now on jimmy kimmel, morgan 43 man. appreciate your time. morgan 43 man. appreciate your time. >> have a great night everyone. >> jimmy: it's jimmy. >> hi, jimmy. come in. >> jimmy: thank you. i hope i'm not bothering you. >> no, no. i'm here to be bothered. >> jimmy: excellent. i want to thank you for coming and being on the show. >> i'm on it. >> jimmy: and this is a big night for me because not only are you here, but i just finished my screen play so -- >> you wrote a screenplay? >> jimmy: i did, yeah. it's kind of a passion project for me. took me five years to write this thing so -- and i hope this isn't inappropriate, but i kind of wrote it with hoping you would play the lead. >> you wrote it with me in mind to play the lead? >> jimmy: yeah, not only with you in mind i wrote it really for you. >> well, jimmy, what an honor.

i mean, i'm bowled over. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, you know, anything you want to do here. >> jimmy: really? >> happy to do it. as long as as long as i'm not playing like god or president or doing any narration. >> jimmy: okay. well. thanks so much for coming. >> no, no, i'm thrilled. >> jimmy: i'll see you tonight. no, no, it's not -- i'm not quite finished with it. >> i can just read through it. >> jimmy: i'd rather -- >> just let me read the thing. put it -- >> jimmy: okay. >> narrator: and it was at that moment i realized jimmy kimmel is a dumbass. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, morgan freeman,

julianne hough, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from ingrid michaelson. with cleto and the cletones. and now, with all honesty, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a great show for you tonight. we have all the ingredients for a great show anyway. julianne hough, ingrid michaelson and the one and only morgan freeman are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] my plan tonight, i'm going to see if i can get morgan to do his morgan freeman impression,

i've heard it's among the best. we're getting into a special time of the year right now. maybe you've noticed this already. it's pumpkin spice season. this is when without any warning, every store you go into has something flavored pumpkin space. there's pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice tea, pumpkin spice muffins, doughnuts, scones, cake. they even have pumpkin spice oreos now for real. they're tan on the top and orange in the middle like hooter's girls really. the pumpkin spice craze is especially overwhelming here in los angeles. we don't have weather here so the only way we know what season it is is by how our coffee is flavored. tastes like pumpkin? it must be -- oh, peppermint, better start my christmas shopping. pumpkin spice must have the best pr person in the world. it's squirrelled its way into everything. there's pumpkin spice beer, shampoo, m&ms, pop tarts, bagel chips. there are pumpkin spice pringles, which actually sounds

disgusting, but i'm surprised they aren't coming out with a pumpkin spice iphone 6. that's how -- >> guillermo: jimmy, jimmy, big news. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: they just came out with the pumpkin spice iphone 6! >> jimmy: did you say -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: go back out and try it again. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i tell you what. i'm surprised they haven't come out with a pumpkin spice iphone 6. >> guillermo: jimmy, big news! >> jimmy: what, guillermo? >> guillermo: they just came out with a pumpkin spice iphone 6! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wonder how many times in a row we could do that. anyway, enough with all the pumpkin spice. pumpkin spice advil. that would -- don't mind if i do. this is crazy. in new york there's a new condo development. we're all accustomed to hearing

how much some of these condos in new york cost. but this one is selling parking spots for a million dollars. it's a million dollars to park your car. wouldn't it be cheaper to just get a ticket every day for the rest of your life, park wherever you want? the new condos are located at a trendy address in soho. they'll be available to residents only on a first come, first served basis. i have to admit, they're pretty nice. >> prime location. clean lines. post-war concrete. newly renovated ventilation, convenient to restaurants, shopping and all the vibrant culture soho has to offer. boasting a spacious 150 square feet. give your luxury vehicle the lifestyle it deserves. starting at a million dollars. the spot at 42 crosby. unparalleled parking for people who are going to hell. >> jimmy: well, that's not necessarily true, is it? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i don't want to bring everyone down but apparently taylor swift and katy perry are fighting. according to my sources which are a group of 12-year-old girls i ran into at wetzel's pretzels across the street, this is true. in the new "rolling stone" taylor said her song "bad blood" is about another female entertainer with whom she's had problems. she said the woman tried to sabotage her tour by hiring a bunch of people out from under her. when she said it, people immediately speculated the woman was katy perry which was all but confirmed when katy perry sent this cryptic tweet. "watch out for the regina george in sheep's clothing." regina george is a character in the movie "mean girls." apparently this has something to do with backup dancer who's left taylor to work for perry. it's a little bit hard to follow. i'm going to break it down using emojis if you don't mind. taylor swift represented by the blond in the microphone said inflammatory things about a

person we presume is katy perry. that's the brown-haired emoji. she immade katy, also business the make phone, i guess stole three backup dancers away from her. then katy perry tweeted that taylor is a bad person even though she acts all nice and now their relationship has turned into this. i hope that clears it up. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i believe that's what newspapers are going to look like in the future. you know, usually when you hear katy perry versus taylor swift, it's a drunk bachelorette party arguing over what karaoke song to sing. while taylor and katy are making war, miley cyrus is making art. that's right. today, the artwork of miley will be on display at the v magazine gallery in new york, the exhibition is called "dirty hippie." this is real footage from "dirty

hippie." it's a collection of artwork miley made. it's the -- it finally answers the question what if miley cyrus got her hands on a hot glue gun and a wheelbarrow full of weed. she threw a stick of dynamite in a skits factory. art is subjective and i admit i'm not educated when it comes to art. so i invite an art critic from l.a. times to talk about it. he brought a piece from the collection with him. please welcome hunter browning. there he is. thank you for being here. now, is -- so miley cyrus's art is interesting to you? >> oh, yes, very much. >> jimmy: and what about it do you like, exactly? >> well, that's a marvelous dance between color and line, form and function, value and void. >> jimmy: that piece you brought with you, it's, it appears to be a sex toy with charms hot glued to it and it looks like there's a joint glued to the top. >> yes, it is.

>> jimmy: so why is that significant? >> it's an explosive inner penetration of a sensuous being that's conspiring to create a vibrant, witty, and hedonistic statement. >> jimmy: and what statement is that exactly? >> miley is making a dangerous yet whimsical comment about a feral relationship sexually with unconscious vilification. >> jimmy: what is the comment that miley is making specifically? >> it's a -- listen, dude, i have no [ bleep ] clue what -- i'm a big dodger fan. i wanted to be a sports writer. it wasn't anything open, so i was stuck. i got this art critic thing. i mean, do you think i give a [ bleep ]? about this bedazzled vibrator? i don't!

i really, really don't! >> jimmy: take it easy, take it easy. i'm very sorry to put you in this position. >> well, you should be! >> jimmy: okay, all right, well thank you very much. hey, you forgot her sculpture. >> stuff it in your ass. >> jimmy: oh. i don't want to. [ cheers and applause ] he was very rude. very, very rude. hey, what's up guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm here with the pumpkin spice iphone 6. >> jimmy: you are, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are. go back in the hall. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: all right. one more thing. it's thursday night. and it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> security is at the core of

apple pay, but so is privacy. we are not in the business of [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> like you know my mom's like you need to [ bleep ] three or four different guys at one time and just have a lot of fun. >> okay, what about the guy yesterday that [ bleep ] the guy in the [ bleep ] with his foot? >> unnecessary roughness number 84 for [ bleep ] the defender. >> the thing, the summer into fall cold. no physical ailments. >> you didn't mention that when you [ bleep ] me earlier. >> don't [ bleep ] each other. don't try and [ bleep ] me. >> so i walk into the studio outside, kevin harvick's [ bleep ] is hanging out. >> women [ bleep ] women. >> what am i looking at? >> this is my [ bleep ]. >> this man says, i would let you [ bleep ] my mother for mario batellely to make me a posy. >> i'm going to say to you very clearly, [ bleep ] my drawers. >> i know that my husband and andy cohen have very long [ bleep ]. >> i just [ bleep ] wonder woman. you really think you could

[ bleep ] me? >> i'm not trying to [ bleep ] you, i'm trying to stall you. >> stall me? for what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have music from ingrid michaelson, julianne hough is here. we'll be right backing with morgan freeman so stick around. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight, a lady who knows a paso doble when she sees one. a new full-time judge on "dancing with the stars." julianne hough is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and then this is her album called "lights out," the gifted ingrid michaelson. from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have a good week next week. our guests will be jane fonda, keyian peele will be here from "modern family" ty burrell,

kaley cuoco, len goodman, anthony anderson, and music from mast done, fall out boy, bastille, and paolo nutini. and i will be here too not that it matters. our first guest needs no introduction. no one could make his introduction sound as good as he could anyway. his newest movie is called "dolphin tale 2." it opens tomorrow. please welcome morgan freeman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tell you what -- thank you for coming. they're all excited to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you -- i feel like i'm

in the sequel to batman. i feel like batman right now because you're here. how are you? >> i'm fine. what do you mean you feel like you're in batman because i'm here? what? >> jimmy: because you were in "batman." you didn't know that? >> yes, jimmy. i knew that. >> jimmy: you didn't know that okay. >> i still don't understand why you -- >> jimmy: i don't understand either, there's no point in really going back -- >> you told me it was strange. and i said, now, come on. >> jimmy: speaking of strange. we had a great conversation the last time you were here. i enjoyed it. i don't know about you. you told us some things that i never knew. you once reported seeing a ufo. do you remember this? it turned out to be a hot air balloon or something like that? yes? you were arrested for hitchhiking i think you told us. >> do you ever hear this statement, when you're in the hole, stop digging?

>> jimmy: tell it to those chilean miners. >> yeah, right. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: what, they got out, they're fine. all of them. [ cheers and applause ] that was pulled from three years ago's headlines. i think it's going to be the 20th anniversary of "shawshank redemption." speaking of. that's this fall. is that the movie people mention to you more than others? >> more than anything in the world. >> jimmy: more than anything else. it's on television all the time. it's such a great movie. it wasn't a big hit when it first came into the theaters, true? >> it wasn't, no. >> jimmy: why do you think that is? >> because nobody could say sh -- sh -- shank -- sham -- shoe -- >> jimmy: sham-wow i think is the word you're looking for. >> no, actually, you know, i don't care how you market a movie if word of mouth doesn't

get ahold of it, it's not going anywhere. nobody could say it. nobody could say shawshank redemption. >> jimmy: that's interesting. you really think that's the reason? i guess there had to be a reason. now i think there's a shawshank redemption channel where it runs on a continuous -- >> you'd certainly think so. >> jimmy: if i get caught in it, i cannot be released. i will watch the whole thing no matter what point i join it because it is such a good movie. is that a movie you look back on ever and stop and watch it yourself? >> i don't come across it really. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no, no. maybe twice in the 20 years have i come across the "shawshank redemption." >> jimmy: are there movies you were in that you've never seen? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: any jump to the top of your head? >> bonfire of the vanities. >> jimmy: never seen it? >> never saw it. >> jimmy: why did you decide not to see or did you decide? did you just never get around to it? never got around to it.

>> yeah, all of that. >> jimmy: that's when you know you're a movie star when there are movies you are in that you've never bothered to watch. do you or have you ever had a nickname? >> yes. yes. until i was maybe 16 years old, i was called junior. >> jimmy: junior. >> junior. >> jimmy: is there a senior? >> well, there was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i mean it wasn't a real senior. i didn't have the same name, just have the same first and last name. i don't have a middle name. >> jimmy: you don't have a middle name? >> i do not. >> jimmy: oh, let's give you one. [ laughter ] wouldn't that be something if we marched right down to the dmv and said give this man a middle name! you know what i think would be a great -- [ cheers and applause ] >> now, don't, no, please, please. do not encourage this man. [ laughter ] in this venture.

>> jimmy: have you ever shoplifted anything? >> no. >> jimmy: have you ever been hypnotized? >> no. >> jimmy: never? have you ever thought about being hypnotized? >> yes, i tried. that's why i know i never have been. >> jimmy: do you ever get mistaken for other actors? >> once i was in the airport, dallas-ft. worth. my cap and my glasses and stuff. and the guy comes over and says i know you're trying to be incognito but i recognize you. i said, oh, really? he said, yeah, samuel l. jackson. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and i said no, i'm not. he said, you're lying. [ laughter ] but i understand. >> jimmy: have you ever done karaoke?

>> there are two ways to look at that, jimmy. yes, and no. >> jimmy: yes, and no, i see. you have a particular song that you will do in karaoke? >> if i did karaoke, i would probably -- because i am a baritone like frank sinatra. so whatever he sings i can sing on that key. >> jimmy: so sinatra is the way to go. >> yes. >> jimmy: who taught you about the birds and the bees? >> biology teacher. >> jimmy: you learned in school? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what grade, do you remember what grade? >> i didn't learn anything about sex but the birds and the bees i learned. >> jimmy: who taught you about sex? do you ever learn -- did somebody sit you down and say -- >> i'm still working on it. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: is there a -- is there a role that you would like to play that you've always thought, i'd love to do this and that you haven't had had the opportunity? >> yes. >> jimmy: what? >> lots of stuff. >> jimmy: anything in particular? >> there was one character i really, really, really wanted to play. i mean, he was a deputy united states marshal during the frontier days in the 1870s and '80s out of ft. smith, arkansas. his name was bass reeves. and he was a real person. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and all of american history, you probably never heard of him, but there he was. i wanted to be him. i wanted to play him. >> jimmy: and nobody ever took you up on it. >> well, you have to do that yourself. that's why i formed a film company so i could do it myself. >> jimmy: i see. >> we've got it set up but i can't play it. >> jimmy: you know what i'd suggest? i know you don't need suggestions from me. if you started out by getting a middle name, really things would ease up for you.

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♪ ever come out? >> not much. not sincean does hi ever come out? >> not much. not since panama died. it's hard to even coax her out to eat. >> have you ever tried bacon? it works for my cat. >> jimmy: that is morgan freeman and harry connick jr. in "dolphin tale 2."

it opens in theaters tomorrow. it is the sequel to "dolphin tale." >> one, yeah. >> jimmy: is it the same dolphin actor? >> same dolphin actor. yeah. you can't fake her, because she has a docked tail. >> jimmy: it's a dolphin's tail, yeah. it is a dolphin tail. >> no, doffed tail, cut off. >> jimmy: doffed? that's the technical term for the tail? i just say she's got a cut-off tail. >> you can say that if you weren't quite as sharp as me. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] well, that's clear. >> see? >> jimmy: how about the dolphins themselves? do you get the sense -- they always say that dolphins are very, very intelligent animals and i wonder. >> no, i think they are. i really do. i've been with them, out in the ocean. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah, i'm a blue water sailor. i have a boat that i take out in the ocean. and very often, when you're in

deep water, here they come. once i had about a pod of 100 that come by, and they just play around with you for a while, and then you just seem to be able to hear what they're saying when they -- they go off and they play, come back, they say, hey, was that cool or what? >> jimmy: i think part of why we like them so much is they look like they're smiling all the time. but we know they're not smiling. >> no, they really aren't smiling. but you're right. we think they are. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so it looks like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you feel like, when you come back after however year, year and a half since you worked with the dolphin, do you feel like the dolphin recognizes you? in any way? >> no, because, no -- i don't really interact with the dolphin. the first movie, i did more than the second movie. so, no, i didn't get the impression -- >> jimmy: you and the dolphin have not kept in touch? >> no, no. >> jimmy: i'm sorry to hear that. >> not only that, she doesn't text. [ laughter ]

[ applause ] >> jimmy: well, it's hard to with the doffed tail. are you a texter? do you text? >> that's the only way you can get in touch with me. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. i hate the phone. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you go on the internet, like, are there websites you regularly visit? >> no. >> jimmy: never go on? >> no, i mean, i go on -- yeah, i go on, i go on msnbc, see what the headlines are, all the little things you don't get in the paper. >> jimmy: right. because i wouldn't even -- i really wouldn't imagine you texting in the first place. i would think you'd be a guy that eschews technology, that you would not be interested in such. yes, there it is. you've got a blackberry, so, you are a little bit behind the times. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo! don't we have a pumpkin spice iphone over there? >> guillermo: yeah, i do. >> jimmy: there, that's for you. do you like animals in general?

>> yes. i do. i have a herd of horses, a mess of cats. there was an entire gaggle -- [ laughter ] -- of geese on my mace. >> jimmy: friendly? >> i -- i don't know. we don't interact. >> jimmy: you don't, yeah. some of those birds can be very nasty. >> they can be. particularly if they have goslings, you know what those are. >> jimmy: i do. ryan gosling, he's an actor. i have guests on the show all the time. [ applause ] very handsome. >> i'm just going to stop talking. >> jimmy: have you thought but fairchild as your middle name? morgan fairchild freeman? >> we were sitting next to each other once in a restaurant, believe it or not. >> jimmy: you and i? oh, morgan fairchild.

>> morgan fairchild, beautiful blond lady, about that tall, and i, morgan freeman -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- were sitting close to each other in a restaurant a few years ago. all right? >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] that's the whole story? >> what did you want? >> jimmy: i don't know. something i could share with the dolphins, perhaps. >> i sat with morgan fairchild in a restaurant. >> jimmy: did you do one of those things like you do when you're driving the same car as somebody else, you go, hey, we're both morgans. >> yesterday a lady in a car just like mine, only hers was white and mine was red. >> jimmy: you gave her the nod? >> well, i beeped and she gave me the thumbs-up. >> jimmy: i would hope she would. can i tell you what happens to me? >> no, what happened to you? ? whenever i'm in my car and i see somebody that has -- it has to be the same color and the same model car as i am, i'll give them one of these, they almost

never respond. and it makes me crazy! but i'm not morgan freeman. >> well, there is that. >> jimmy: i'm not even morgan fairchild, for that matter. >> you're not. you know what i would do if i was you? >> jimmy: what would you do? >> i'd quit doing that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: morgan freeman, everyone. "dolphin tale 2" opens in theatres tomorrow. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. julianne hough and music from ingrid michaelson are on the way. but first, as you probably know, rappers, hip-hoppers and the like, often use strong language to express themselves. which makes it easy to forget that they were once babies and have moms. so, every once in a while, we ask the mother of a famous rapper to read some of their own child's lyrics. we've done this with wiz khalifa's mother, big sean, t.i.'s mother, and tonight the woman who gave birth to mac miller speaks. >> hi, i'm mac miller's mom, and this is from the song "watching movies." it's a strip club, see some hos that i went to school with. out in london like lennox lewis.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: still to come, music from ingrid michaelson. like ruth bader ginsburg before her, our next guest has risen from professional ballroom dance tore become one of this country's most powerful and respected judges. "dancing with the stars" starting monday night here on abc. please welcome julianne hough. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how you doing? >> jimmy: you, boy, you tried to get away from "dancing with the

stars" but they pulled you right back in, didn't they. >> they tried and succeeded. >> jimmy: which is harder being a dancer or a judge on the show? >> basically the extent of being a judge, i've had a fitting and that's it. so. >> jimmy: so that is easy. >> yeah. so blisters and a lot of cracking the whip that i used to do, i don't have to do that anymore. >> jimmy: they don't make you practice holding up the cards? >> no, it's more difficult than you think. you're like trying to -- it's like math, i'm not very good at math. is this an 8, a 7? >> jimmy: why don't they write it on both sides? then you won't have a problem. >> that would be smart. >> jimmy: i could streamline that whole process over there. are you a judgmental person by nature? >> what? your hair grew. i was noticing something back there. >> jimmy: are you judging it or just looking at it? >> that's why i said it. i like it. i was using a fork to tease my hair. i almost brought it out for you. but i didn't. no, i'm not a judgmental person. no, no.

>> jimmy: your brother's on the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have to sit there and give him a score. >> i judge him every day so it's all good. >> jimmy: is that going to give him an unfair advantage? is that unfair? i guess is the question. >> i think that is a big concern. >> jimmy: oh, my god. everyone is very concerned about this. >> so concerned. but honestly, i mean, my brother is more, kind of like my friend. we grew up at, like, same like-mindedness, so, for us, we're more like a team and the same thing with the other dancers, cheryl, mark, i've known them since i was 10. really i'm just judging my friends and derek's in that category. >> jimmy: i see, wow. so, you will not give him preferential treatment? >> if anything, i'll be harder on him. >> jimmy: that's not fair either. >> yeah, yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: he doesn't seem to need help. he seems to come close to winning, if not win every single time. >> i have nothing to say to that. >> jimmy: i see. >> i don't know. i don't know, though. because honestly, i'm kind of excited about this one

contestant who, his name is not aaron samuels, it's actually jonathan bennett. he was in "mean girls." you guys remember that? >> jimmy: oh, in the movie, right. >> super hot. i remember last year, he tweeted me and he was like, my trainer, julianne, you have a really nice butt. and i was like, oh, my gosh, like -- this is awesome. i'm going to totally go on a date with him. like, this is so cool. and then i found out he's gay, so, that doesn't work, but -- anyway. >> jimmy: i have a feeling if -- >> my heart is broken. >> jimmy: if anyone can turn him around, it's you. >> that would be the only unfair advantage. jonathan, if we went on a date. >> jimmy: so, you are saying if people tweet obscene remarks at you -- there's a good possibility you will date them. >> i will go on a date. >> jimmy: how about that? >> i'm not judgmental. >> jimmy: what a great tip. let's go through some of the contestants this year. lolo jones. >> yes. >> jimmy: she's an athlete. olympic bobsledder, right?

>> she's ripped. her arms are amazing. >> jimmy: these athletes are typically good. >> they're really good. they have the mind-set. they have the discipline and the focus. >> jimmy: whereas the actors don't necessarily have that. >> no. >> jimmy: what about this? this is betsy johnson. she's a designer. >> i am so excited about her. i actually watched their first meeting, her and tony and she did a cartwheel into the splits. >> she looks like she's crazy to me. [ laughter ] >> crazy awesome! >> jimmy: this is, oh, antonio sabato jr. >> yeah cheryl gets all the hot guys with dimples and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's got it in his blood, right? >> jimmy: why did they dress everyone like this is 1986? [ laughter ] let's see. do you know who this is? >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: this is from my youth, not yours. >> i just came across a delorean the other day. >> jimmy: that's lea thompson. she was in "back to the future." >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, you guys will be dancing to huey lewis there, i'm

sure. >> excited about that. >> jimmy: this is -- who is this? >> this is sadie. she is from "duck dynasty." >> jimmy: right, she's the daughter on "duck dynasty." >> she is adorable. and super fun. i'm excited to watch her dance, because you can tell she's just out there to have a good time. >> jimmy: is she a good dancer? >> i have no idea. i haven't seen anybody dance yet. >> jimmy: you've got to study this stuff. you can't go in there cold. >> i'm winging it, guys. >> jimmy: alfonso ribeiro. now, do you remember, when i was a kid, besides being on "fresh prince of bel air" and he had the carlton dance, by the way. >> oh, i know. it's before my time, but -- >> jimmy: he used to have a series of vhs videos you could order. >> what are those? >> jimmy: where he'd say, can you dance, can you rap? >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. he was a professional dancer. >> i did not know that. >> jimmy: see, you got to know this stuff. >> i got to do the research. you're helping me, we're researching right now. >> jimmy: michael waltrip. he's a nascar champion. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. i was talking to dale earnhardt jr. last night.

he said he's going to be terrible. [ laughter ] >> he's got a fan base, though. let's just put it that way. >> jimmy: he definitely does. this is randy couture. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. who is he dancing with? >> karina. >> jimmy: god help her. >> i would actually say god help him. because she is a huge fan and she's fan girling out. she named her dog after him. >> jimmy: she did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. maybe they'll make love then. [ laughter ] >> furry puppy babies. >> jimmy: do you know who this is? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: tommy chong. yeah. will he be allowed to smoke on stage? >> i think he's going to have a good time and i think his partner peta might have a secondhand good time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. here we have a couple more. this young lady is bethany mote that, a star on youtube, she's dancing with your brother derek. >> yes, she is. >> jimmy: is derek single? what's going on with him? >> that's exactly what i was thinking when i saw them. but she's 18, which is, i mean,

legal, but -- [ laughter ] but -- you know what? she's a really cute young girl and i love what she stands for with her youtube channel about girls and bullying and inspiration. >> jimmy: she's for bullying or against it? [ laughter ] >> what does she look like? she's against it, of course. >> jimmy: this is janelle parrish. she was from "pretty little liars." this is your guy right here. who you found out -- >> this is my twitter butt guy. >> jimmy: gay what a shame. and this is -- tavis smiley. >> yes. >> jimmy: who is -- >> super serious. i'm hoping to see some fun come out of this. >> jimmy: he's going to be eliminated the first week. [ laughter ] >> is that your prediction? >> jimmy: and sasha obama is dancing this year. that's quite a get for you guys. >> that would be amazing. >> jimmy: wouldn't it? keep your fingers crossed. you never know. well, it's very good to see you. we'll be watching all season. i'm going to be gambling on this as i always do. >> you always do. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you would be so kind as to pay attention to whom

i bet on -- >> okay. >> jimmy: and maybe be -- a little bit forgiving. >> i need the money. >> jimmy: don't worry. if the person i like wins and you give some unusual scores, there will be payment. >> awesome. >> jimmy: julianne hough, everybody. "dancing with the stars," monday at 8:00 on abc. we'll be right back with ingrid michaelson. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. ♪

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank morgan freeman, julianne hough and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is

presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank morgan freeman, julianne hough and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her album. it's called "lights out." here with the song "girls chase boys," ingrid michaelson. ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm a little let down but i'm not dead there's a little bit more that has to be said ♪

♪ you played me now i play you too let's just call it over ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ cse girls chase boys chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ i'm a little bit home but i'm not there yet it's one to forgive but it's hard to forget ♪ ♪ don't call me i won't call you too let's just call it over ♪

♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ chase girls chase boys chase boys chase girls i got two hands one beating heart ♪ ♪ and i'll be alright i'm gonna be alright yeah i got two hands one beating heart ♪ ♪ and i'll be alright i'm gonna be alright ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪

♪ ohh it's all the same girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ all the broken hearts in the world still beat let's not make it harder than it has to be ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ ooh everything is going to be fine ohh ♪ ♪ everybody loves you baby ooh everything is going to be fine ♪ ♪ ohh girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ ♪ ohh it's all the same thing girls chase boys chase girls ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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