. >> all right that's our report. thanks for watching. >> right now on jimmy kimme from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- courteney cox. from "selfie," john cho. and music from jason aldean. with cleto and the cletones.>ci and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i appreciate that. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. i appreciate it.

hope you had a good weekend the and all of this. today is the first day and tonight is the first night of fall. it's autumnal equinox about it. i had a feeling about it. and sure enough, here it is. there's three equinoxes. the spring. and the chevy equinox, which is a car. but the weather doesn't change in l.a. the only way we know what season it is, is what paris hilton's dog is wearing. today, cashmere sweater. we have a good show with you tonight. courteney cox is here. it just happens to be, i love to claim we planned this. but it happens to be the 20th anniversary of the first episode of "friends." [ cheers and applause ] this thursday, september 22nd, 1994, went on to become one of

the most popular tv shows of all-time. i cannot believe it's been almost -- it's been 20 years since i marched into my hair salon and demanded the rachel. today is the tenth anniversary of the show "lost." "lost" premiered on this network, abc, on this date, in 2004. that was a great show. i miss "lost." what would be a great idea, if they remade "lost" and "friends," as one show. [ laughter ] monica, joey, phoebe, chandler, rachel and ross, crash-land on an island. [ laughter ] i mean, how could that not -- you remember the little boy on "lost," walt? i was thinking about him today. his name is malcolm david kelly. we're going to skype with him later in the show. he's big now. he's like the size of that statue with the three toes now. stick around for a walt update later on. it was quite a weekend for apple. apple sold a record 10 million new iphones this weekend, which i think is all of them.

there are no more. there's -- [ laughter ] if you didn't get one, you have to wait for the iphone 7. [ laughter ] you get a new iphone, there's a question of what do you do with the old one? some give it to their husband or wife or their kids. some people sell them. and sometimes, a lot of times, they end up in a drawer. i would like to see apple figure out a system in which your old iphone becomes the personal assistant to your new one. that way you don't -- your iphone 6 can say, i don't want to instagram another sunset, you do that iphone 4s. do any of you have the new iphone 6 or 6-plus? nobody? huh? they said they sold 10 million of them. [ laughter ] i don't have it yet, either. my 10-week-old baby daughter has it. i have no idea how she got it. people who do have the new iphone, my brother has it. you want to see it and they want to show it to you and you want to hold it. but nobody wants to appear to be too excited about it. you have to play it cool. but the fact of the matter is,

the reason we preorder it, we stand in line is because we want to be one of the first ones to have it. it's a status thing. that's what i think has apple coming out next, might be their biggest launch of all. >> first, we gave you a better way to listen to music with the ipod. then, we gave you a better way to connect, with the iphone. and now, apple is proud to present a better way to be better than everyone else. introducing kzs÷imbetterthanyo. it lets your friends and loved ones know you have a superior being of great importance. and, let's face it, better at sex. and coming this fall, imbetterthanyou plus. and mini. you're going to buy all of them because you're the best. let everyone know. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: while we're on the subject of cell phones, remember when the nude photos of famous women turned up online. over the weekend, more photos of celebrities that reportedly include rihanna, avril lavigne, mary-kate olsen and kim kardashian showed up. finally, a way to see kim kardashian the way you've seen her before. what i wonder when i hear a story like this, is why is it always women? when do we get a chance to see some naked men already? [ cheers and applause ] did i just say that out loud? [ laughter ] speaking of taking ill-advised shots with your cell phone, you know, with -- the idea behind parcore, you get one way to another, the most efficient way you're getting. now, parcore has devolved into this.

fortunately, he was too drunk to feel anything. [ laughter ] this is pretty crazy. a guy on a motorcycle was on his way from l.a. to vegas. he narrowly avoided hitting a taxi cab that spun out of control. he crashed the bike. as he was laying on the side of the road waiting for paramedics, can you guess who stopped by to help him? mike tyson stopped by. mike tyson was driving by. i don't know if that's the shot from the ground or what, but he pulled over. and he took care of the guy until help showed up. in the old days, mike tyson would show up at the scene of an accident, it was because he caused the accident. [ laughter ] so, this is a nice change of pace. the guy suffered broken bones. he had nerve damage in his shoulder. he also had bite marks on his ear. [ laughter ] he told tmz he was planning to

send mike tyson a thank you note and a fruit basket, which is nice. but i wonder if anyone has ever sent mike tyson a fruit basket before. i'm guessing no, right? the papaya, they're so savory. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] one of my many beloved characters. this is funny. it comes to us from one of our local cbs affiliates here in l.a. meteorologists kai goldberg was giving an update of a tropical storm, when he gave us tonight's edition of "excellence in reporting." >> moving at a northwesterly direction at 9 miles per hour, got that forecast that shows you fortunately, stays off the coast. >> superexcited to go to cabo. [ cheers and applause ]

there were some rallies. the people climate march. people marched in new york and in 166 other countries, besides ours, to draw attention to climbed change. about 400,000 people marched in new york, including al gore and leonardo dicaprio. they held up signs and banners. they chanted things like hey, hey, ho, ho, fossil fuels have got to go. you know when somebody begins a chant with hey, hey, ho, ho, they mean business. has any of the things we chanted hey, hey, ho, ho about, ever gone? climate change is a tricky issue because even though an overwhelming majority of scientists agree that global warming is real and caused by human beings, a lot of politicians argue it's too soon to know anything yet. there's tv ads being run to debunk something that it's too soon -- can you imagine with that happening with any other -- drinking water out of the toilet

is a bad idea. scientists agree, right? but do you think we'd ever see an ad like this? >> i'm dan smith. and i believe in freedom. and that includes the freedom to drink fresh, crystal clean toilet water. now, some paranoid science dweebs tell me i can't drink the water out of my own toilet. i have news for you. i'm not buying your anti-toilet propaganda. and you're never going to steer me away from doing this. mm. so refreshing. >> don't let professional bacteriaologists give you bad science of toilet water. >> jimmy: all right. so much going on in the world right now. and sometimes when it comes to the news, it's hard to strike a balance between the light

stories and the heavy stories. i want to take a moment to thank robin mead of "headline news," quite brilliantly. she is every night's recipient for "segue of the day." ♪ >> a wildfire destroyed one family's home. >> jimmy: fortunately, that family no longer has a television. so, no harm done. [ laughter ] one more thing. i live in l.a. now. i was born in brooklyn, new york. there's a natural rivalry between the two biggest cities in the country, new york and l.a. i thought it would be fun to start a little trouble. we sent a camera crew to new york. and one here in l.a. and we asked locals in each place, the same question. who is smarter, people in new york? or people in l.a.?

>> who is smarter? people from new york? or people from l.a.? >> i'd say new york, for sure. >> definitely? >> oh, yeah. >> and why? >> i don't know. we sound smarter. >> how do people from l.a. talk? can you give me an example? >> like, gag me with a spoon. down in the valley. you know, like that. >> who do you think is smarter? people from new york or people from l.a.? >> l.a. >> why do you say that? >> because i'm from california. >> what does i.q. stand for? >> i.q.? >> yes. >> intelligence quiz. >> who is smarter? people from new york or people from l.a.? >> people from new york. definitely. by far. >> definitely? >> yes. >> 100% sure. >> what does i.q. stand for? >> oh, um -- intellectual question? >> intelligent question or something like that.

i'm not sure. >> what's the intelligent question? >> why do people have a -- on, like, personality defunctional and stuff like that. >> that's your i.q.? >> pretty much, yes. >> what does s.a.t. stand for? >> standardized assessment test? >> what does s.a.t. stand for? >> i have no idea. >> have you ever taken them? >> no. >> shoot. i got a good score. i have no idea. >> what did you get? >> i don't know. >> a farmer has 17 sheep. all but nine of them are eaten by wolves. how many sheep does he have left? >> eight? >> you're at a pizzeria. there are 17 slices. >> okay. >> all but nine get eaten. how many slices are left? >> 11.

eight? 9 and 7 is 16. i'm panicking. >> your dog rolls 17 joins. and all by nine gets smoked by him. how many joints does he have left? >> eight. >> a farmer has 17 sheep. all but nine of them get eaten by wolfs. how many sheep does he have left? >> that's a trick question. >> yes, it is. >> wolves don't eat sheep. >> not that kind of trick question. >> i'm not a calculator. >> if they ate them all but nine, now, we have -- [ laughter ] isn't it still eight? >> let me give you the question again. a farmer has 17 kardashians. all but nine of them get eaten by wolves? how many kardashians does he have left?

>> nine. >> it's the kardashian. >> yeah, you're right. an l.a. thing. >> is there any way at all in a l.a. is better than new york? >> it's closer in the ocean. >> it's nice to be in new york. but it's sad not to be by the ocean, right? >> that's true. >> jimmy: have to get an ocean. tonight on the show, we have music tonight from jason aldean. john cho is here. and we'll be right back with courteney cox. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hi, there. welcome back. tonight, he has a new show called "selfie" premiering next tuesday here on abc. john cho is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, his new album is called "old boots, new dirt." it comes out october 7th. jason aldean, from the at&t outdoor stage. this morning, i came in. jason brought four enormous buses with him. our parking lot looks like a

greyhound station. tomorrow, from the much-anticipated new show "how to get away with murder," viola davis will be here. anthony bourdain will join us. we will have music from tove lo. and later this week, denzel washington, patrick dempsey, lara spencer, and darby stanchfield. plus music from young jeezy and the script. so, join us then. you know our first guest tonight from "cougar town" and from "friends." but did you know she is also executive producer of a game show? strange, but true. her new game show, "celebrity name game," airs twice every weekday in syndication. please say hello to courteney cox. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you look more lovely every time i see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. how are you? >> jimmy: can you believe it's been -- 20 years ago tonight was the premiere of "friends"? >> tonight's the night, yes.

>> jimmy: we didn't plan this. it's a weird coincidence. did you watch the show on the air that night when it was on? >> we did. >> jimmy: who did you watch with? >> the whole cast. we watched it. maybe even jimmy burrows and the creators. we did it every thursday for like the first year. and by the tenth year -- >> jimmy: it was like enough already? [ laughter ] would you watch it at a house? >> mostly mine. i provided good snacks. >> jimmy: yeah. i would say so. would you watch any of the other nbc lineup -- shows in the lineup? or just your own? >> pretty much just ours. we did. i think if we got there early enough. >> jimmy: looking back, do you wonder why people, haircut-wise, didn't ask for the monica? >> i don't know. it bums me out. we had the same hairdresser. >> jimmy: he could have given either one of you that hair

style. >> i kept changing mine. you know? if you don't like it, i'll keep doing it. [ laughter ] nothing ever stuck. >> jimmy: it's three weeks to the day, since you and jennifer aniston and lisa kudrow were here. you did a -- you played part in a little sketch we had here. we had a set built. >> it was wild. looked just like it. >> were you aware that some people were upset with you online? >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: people pick everything apart. and i'm going to show you what they're upset about here. >> your job's a joke. you're broke. your love life's d.o.a. >> jimmy: let's look at that. one, two, three, four, five. there's only four claps after your love life's d.o.a. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: i did four. has counting been a problem for you for a long time? >> i thought five would be better.

>> jimmy: you can't improve the theme song now. it's the theme song. would you like to redeem yourself and give yourself another shot? >> if i do five, i'll be so embarrassed. >> jimmy: yeah. we'll have something to talk about next time you're here. your love life's d.o.a. [ clapping ] that's the way to do it. i had no idea that "friends" fans were so o.c.d. >> how come they didn't want my hair-do? >> jimmy: how often do people bring that show up to you? >> well, usually, a lot. although, sometimes not when -- not enough. >> jimmy: really? >> i was just thinking about this the other day. i went to turks and caicos. a wonderful island. i went there after i got engaged. it was for my birthday. a big birthday. it was such a beautiful place. and johnny and i were there. we were having the best time. after four days, it's really quiet here?

there's no wind chimes. there's no music. it is quiet. no crickets. >> jimmy: no music? >> nothing. you're looking at each other. and it's gorgeous. after four days, okay. maybe i should make some friends. so, i go to a bar -- [ laughter ] anyone? i saw this couple across the bar. where are you from? they're like, new jersey. okay. i love new jersey. nothing. i could not make a friend. i tried so hard. i know. it must have been my hair. >> jimmy: the hair, right? >> monica. "friends." so, finally, the last day, day seven. and someone swam up to me. and said, i'm a big fan of "friends." and can i get a picture? are you kidding? eating lunch together. >> jimmy: i

be the opposite. >> you would have thought. >> jimmy: johnny is your fiance. very nice guy. how did he pop the question. do you mind sharing that with us? >> johnny first asked coco. i want to marry your mom. and she said, great. i'm going to camp tomorrow. let's do it right now. they decided they wanted to do it that night. we were going to turks and caicos. we went to jen's house for dinner. it was coco's birthday. they made a plan to count down from three. and when they get to one, he was going to get on his knee. and he was going to say, will you marry me. and she was going to say, will you marry him? and they planned it out. it was beautiful. we went to jen's house. no one knew it was going to happen. it was a dinner for essentially me and coco. coco got a little bored, as she

does. and we were at the bar. and she goes, three. not now, coco. she's like, all right. we go to dinner. there's a salad course. and she's like, hits the glass. three. and kept jumping the gun. finally, she waited until after dinner. about to fall asleep. >> jimmy: i guess he learned a good lesson there. that's a very nice thing to do. and for those who don't know, johnny is in the band, snow patrol. >> yes. >> jimmy: you know, that's -- he's a young guy, as well. >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's right. >> let me tell you. johnny is in snow patrol. they're an amazing band. they were with ed sheer and they were playing. it was going to be so embarrassing.

i know about rock 'n' roll. i was like, oh, my god. i'm so old now. it's going to be embarrassing, all of the hot girls with short skirts and looking beautiful. and i'm going to be like a grandma there. and things have changed in the rock 'n' roll world. >> jimmy: have they really? >> go backstage. and the lead singer, gary, is stretching or doing some yoga. and this one's drinking green tea. just nice people. and i thought, i'm the one with the shortest skirt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: courteney cox is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by quicken loans. through their miles for military program, active service members can reunite with their loved ones. learn more at quickenloans.com/homefront. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. we're back with courteney cox. she has a new game show that you are executive producer of the show. it's called "celebrity name game." you created this show with your ex-husband, david? >> i wouldn't say created. but i was part of it. it was a board game called identity crisis. >> jimmy: all right. >> and the people who created the board game. we made a pilot. and we sold it. and we have great producing partners. >> jimmy: craig ferguson is the host of the show. and the idea of the show is you have to guess the celebrity's name. >> yeah. in a limited amount of time. there's celebrities on the show that pair up with contestants. and they try to win $20,000. >> jimmy: like the old days of game shows. and sometimes you get stuck with a dumb celebrity. are you a dumb celebrity? >> yeah. >> jimmy: on your own game? >> i'm not great with pop

culture. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i'm not that great with it. but it's a fun game to watch and to play. >> jimmy: let's try it. guillermo -- guillermo's going to do the game board here. he has different celebrities names on cards. i'm not going to look, guillermo. who should give the clues first? >> i'll give the clues. >> jimmy: guillermo, i'm going to cover my eyes. and you behind me with the celebrities name. the category is celebrities who have been on this show. okay? are you behind me, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir. >> jimmy: kiss my neck, just to let me know you're there. [ cheers and applause ] strangely erotic, i have to say. okay. and we'll put 20 seconds on the clock? >> i get nervous thinking how am i going to do this one. i do know. >> jimmy: okay. >> i do know. go a little higher. >> jimmy: he's short. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready? begin. >> the jazz singer.

>> jimmy: neil diamond. okay. >> he jumped on the couch. got really excited. >> jimmy: tom cruise. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are we still going back there, guillermo? >> oh, shoot. okay. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: what was it? >> grizzly. >> jimmy: adams? bear? grizzly bear? >> the first word. i don't know who that is. >> jimmy: fozzie bear, from the muppets. >> i love the muppets. >> jimmy: not that much. guillermo, you go that way. i'll try it now. >> you did great. i think we'd be a good team. >> jimmy: okay. every which way but loose was his movie. >> clint eastwood. >> jimmy: all right. she had an affair with president clinton. >> monica lewinsky. >> jimmy: right.

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>> thank you. i'm grown up. it's good to talk to you again, man. it's been a long time. >> jimmy: it is good to see you. what are you up to in kansas city? >> right now, we have a day off. tomorrow, we're opening up for demi lovato. i'm in a group. it's all well. >> jimmy: very nice. do people still recognize you as walt even though you are all grown up? >> yeah, man. it gets crazy to see. fans come in to meet and greet. they're like bringing up the dvd. they can love the music and the tv. it's really cool. >> jimmy: what happened to vincent, your dog? do you keep in touch with him? >> man, it's crazy you say that, man. i miss that dog. i see all these pictures. you know, ever since i lost the island, we separated ways. i have to get back over there. >> jimmy: we got to go back. we have to go back. what are you doing tonight to celebrate the anniversary?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. still to come, music from jason aldean. our next guest was nice enough to park the starship enterprise at white castle to be part of a new show here on abc. it is called "selfie" and it premieres one week from tomorrow. please say hello to john cho. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

john, courteney was so embarrassed. but -- oh, it says, john, drop dead. i may have forged her name on that one. >> you don't know what an honor it is to not be known. >> jimmy: which of your movies do people bring up to you the most? >> harold and kumar. but i get called kumar most. >> jimmy: you do? >> where is kumar at? kumar. a lot of that. >> jimmy: can you tell when someone's approaching you, which movie they're going to talk about? >> hard to say. you know, some of them are obvious. the other day, i was at toys "r" us with my kid. and a 10-year-old kid came up to me. with his dad. and they wanted to take a picture. and the kid said, i love you in "harold and kumar 3," the

christmas movie. as i was walking away, i realized, that kid has seen my dong stuck to a pole. [ laughter ] hard to tell. hard to tell. that's why -- first time i referred to it as my dong. [ laughter ] i use wang. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you experienced that yourself, where you met somebody, that you idolized or admired? >> yeah. when i was younger, i was at a -- all-ages pool hall here in los angeles. and it was like filled with filipino gangsters who were underaged. and there was one englishman. who was morrissey. i was a big fan. i walked up to him and said, oh,

my god. it's you. and he said, mm, yes. i can't tell you what an honor it is to meet you. i write songs, too. and he said, i'll bet they're terrible. and i was confused because i couldn't imagine someone being so rude to a stranger. and he said -- and i said, mine or yours? and he said, yours. that was it. but i thank him. he gave me a perfectly morrissey experience. >> jimmy: yes, he did. i guess he did. wow. that's unbelievable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what a jerk. >> what a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: your new show is called "selfie." i think abc -- it took them a while. but they finally found a title that is more polarizing than "cougar town." there you go. but the idea is, this is a new

time. we have new words. and, yeah. >> let me be frank. people hate the title of the show. #selfie. but it works in our favor. first off, it lowers expectations. [ laughter ] that's important to me personally. but it's one of those words that you immediately have an opinion about. and i hope to win over the people who dislike our show based on the title. >> jimmy: yeah. the title. we'll see. you remember it instantly. >> that's true. >> jimmy: it's a word that we all just know. >> that's right. it's out there. except my dad is the one person who can't seem to remember it. he calls it self-picture. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a literal approach to it. the show is kind of a -- a modern version of "my fair lady." >> right. >> jimmy: in which you help a

very obnoxious young woman become less obnoxious and more appealing. >> i play a marketing expert at this pediatric pharmaceutical company. and she's one of the hot drug reps. she's self-obsessed. and she comes to me for help to rebrand her. >> jimmy: is that a thing? hot drug reps? >> you haven't seen -- >> jimmy: where would i encounter drug reps? >> when you're getting yourself checked. and a superhot lady comes in with a suitcase, wearing a miniskirt, she's giving viagra samples to the doctors. >> jimmy: really? i had no idea. doctors are basing their decisions on what drugs they're going to put into our bodies because they're horny? >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] there is a dr. boehner we

discussed earlier in the show. [ cheers and applause ] that's an inside joke with the audience. you were at one time in your life, a -- you were a schoolteacher, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: what grade did you teach? >> seventh and tenth grade english. >> jimmy: and this is when you were very young. >> right out of college. it was one of my first straight jobs here in town. >> jimmy: when you're almost the same age -- as the kids in the tenth grade, you're almost the same age. do you get respect from them? >> you have to -- you have to walk in strong or else they'll sniff you out. my dad was a preacher for many years. and i saw what he did. and so, the first day of class, you have to take the biggest kid and shank him. and then, they'll respect you forever. >> jimmy: seems extreme. but what are you going to do? it's for the good of the overall. one kid has to go down. well, i wish you the best of luck with the show. you know what? if you hate the title, don't be

such a hater. >> yeah. don't be such a hater. >> jimmy: it's called "selfie." it premiers september 30th, one week from tomorrow at 8::00 here on abc. john cho, everybody. when we return music from jason aldean. the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. ♪

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xfinity internet from comcast, now double the speed. the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank courteney cox, john cho. malcolm david kelly. and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album, "old boots, new dirt," comes out october 7th. here with the song "burnin' it down," jason aldean. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you slip your finger through the tear in my t-shirt ♪ ♪ you stirrin' up dirty

in the back of my mind you keep on flirtin' 'cause ♪ ♪ you know that it's workin' you stuck in my head girl, writin' the lines ♪ ♪ couldn't sing this song without you if i tried ♪ ♪ let's light it up like it's our last night ♪ ♪ we're just hangin' around burnin' it down ♪ ♪ sippin' on some cold jack daniel's ♪ ♪ jammin' to some old alabama with you, baby ♪ ♪ laying right here naked in my bed ♪ ♪ i'm just doing my thing you love it when i sing ♪ ♪ say it makes you feel like an angel ♪ ♪ we about to get a little tangled up right about now so, girl, let's keep ♪ ♪ burnin' it down burnin' it down burnin' it down ♪ ♪ girl, when you want it you know that i'm on it ♪ ♪ you know that i love lovin' up on you ♪ ♪ let's hit the switch and let our shadows dance ♪

♪ and light it up like it's our last chance ♪ ♪ we're just hangin' around burnin' it down ♪ ♪ sippin' on some cold jack daniel's ♪ ♪ jammin' to some old alabama with you, baby ♪ ♪ laying right here dreaming in my bed ♪ ♪ i'm just doing my thing you love it when i sing ♪ ♪ say it makes you feel like an angel ♪ ♪ we about to get a little tangled up right about now so, girl, let's keep ♪ ♪ burnin' it down burnin' it down burnin' it down ♪ ♪ burnin' it down burnin' it down burnin' it down ♪ ♪ burnin' it down burnin' it down ♪ ♪ i wanna rock it all night ♪ ♪ baby girl, will you rock it out with me ♪ ♪ i wanna crawl through the dark ♪

♪ just to feel your heart beat against me ♪ ♪ i wanna rock it all night ♪ ♪ baby girl, will you rock it out with me ♪ ♪ i wanna crawl through the dark ♪ ♪ just to feel your heart beat against me ♪ ♪ we're just hangin' around burnin' it down ♪ ♪ sippin' on some cold jack daniel's ♪ ♪ jammin' to some old alabama with you, baby ♪ ♪ laying right here naked in my bed ♪ ♪ i'm just doing my thing you love it when i sing ♪ ♪ say it makes you feel like an angel ♪ ♪ we about to get a little tangled up right about now so, girl, let's keep ♪ ♪ burnin' it down burnin' it down burnin' it down ♪ ♪ burnin' it down burnin' it down burnin' it down ♪

♪ i wanna rock it all night ♪ ♪ baby girl, will you rock it out with me ♪ ♪ i wanna crawl through the dark ♪ ♪ just to feel your heart beat against me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i knew the minute that i picked you up ♪ ♪ it was gonna be a wild ride ♪ ♪ you kissed me like you couldn't get enough ♪ ♪ barely made it out of your drive ♪ ♪ burn a little rubber at the red light ♪ ♪ got a little warnin' from the blue lights ♪ ♪ it's only going on 9:00 but feels more like midnight ♪

♪ we ain't even turned up the radio ♪ ♪ ain't been two miles down the road ♪ ♪ the way you look at me, baby i don't know ♪ ♪ if we even gonna make it to the party ♪ ♪ yeah, we gotta whole lotta moonlight left already havin' ♪ ♪ the time of our lives and we just gettin' started tonight ♪ ♪ girl, you already got the window down ♪ ♪ and you got your seat laid back ♪ ♪ ain't even made it halfway to town ♪ ♪ and you're already talkin' 'bout a six pack ♪ ♪ already got your shoes off ♪ and you're talkin' 'bout slippin' off ♪ ♪ nah, we ain't even found your friends and you already wanna get lost ♪ ♪ we ain't even

turned up the radio ♪ ♪ ain't been two miles down the road ♪ this is "nightline." >> breaking news. u.s. forces on the attack. tonight, launching military air strikes against i.s.i.s. in syria. the mission, to degrade and destroy the brutal islamic terror group. fighter jets, bombers and tomahawk missiles bearing down on i.s.i.s. strongholds. as a flood of refugees flees the region. we're there with the latest. and vanished. the desperate search for missing uva student hannah graham continues. now, the man police say was with her last is gone, too. >> we want to talk to him. >> did they let him slip away? what we're learning tonight, as her parents beg for clues to find their baby girl.