on line on twitter face back all the mobile device with our 7 news app. next newscast tomorrow morning at 4:30. right now on >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dax shepard. from "selfie", karen gillan. and music from rixton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, basically, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice.ustz welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to the show.

we have a -- well, that's very nice of you, thank you. we have a door there, it's supposed to go up, but it didn't go up. i had to pull it up with my foot. i was almost trapped backstage. [ laughter ] oh, boy. i hope everybody is feeling well tonight. you know, the cold's going around. how many of you in our studio audience have a cold? you do? really? [ laughter ] not saying are you cold, but you have a cold? who howled? you howled, didn't you? you do have a cold, in the back? yeah. well, thank you for coming. [ laughter ] but i like that you're being honest because most people lie and pretend. i bet you ten other people have a cold here but nobody wants to say it because -- but you are happy to infect everyone publicly. [ laughter ] maybe granddaughter to typhoid mary. are you feeling well? you're okay or not? you're all right? okay. don't touch anybody, though, okay? [ laughter ] you know, it's human nature, we

all do that. we hide it. if you do have a cold, facebook wants to help you. facebook is reportedly thinking of ways to incorporate health into their about ray of services. the way it will work is, if you get a cut or a bruise or something, take a picture of it, you post it to your wall and if it gets more than 100 likes, you're cured. [ laughter ] it's amazing. [ applause ] basically -- the idea, they're planning to form what they call support groups where you can post your symptoms online and then -- [ laughter ] other facebook users will get the chance to weigh in with totally uninformed opinions about what it is. looks like a hematoma, you -- [ applause ] i guess -- facebook probably figures they already control us emotionally, why not get involved physically, too? one great way to improve your health is to stop spending the whole dale y on facebook. [ cheers and applause ] what they really should do, they

really should come up with a way to send you a zoloft every time you look at your ex-boyfriend's wall at 2:00 in the morning. that would be a winner. how are you feeling, guillermo? >> everything's great, jimmy. >> jimmy: will you get a flu shot? >> i haven't got one yet. >> jimmy: are you going to? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you do. some people don't believe in the flu shot. >> no, i believe. >> jimmy: you do believe in the flu shot. you never get a cold, though, do you? >> no. >> jimmy: do you think your mustache filters out some of the germs? >> i think it's the tequila. >> jimmy: oh, it's the tequila. [ applause ] it's your flu shot, is what it is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: by the way, i want to congratulate you. you want to know why? >> why? >> jimmy: well, guillermo scored a major interview today. i don't know how he manages to do it. but guillermo somehow was able to get an exclusive one-on-one with america's sweetheart britney spears.

[ applause ] >> you are recently single, but tell me, britney, are you ready to mingle? >> yes, i am ready to mingle. yes. >> do you want to have sex? >> i would go on dates, that would be fun. i'm kind of open to that right now, i'm in a good place and a good head space, so, i think that would be fun. >> what kind of man would britney spears date with? >> a man with dark hair and dark eyes and that's very funny would be great. [ laughter ] britney spears. do you date a man with plus sizes? >> all sizes. >> i will buy you so many things. what do you want daddy to bring you? >> house on a ranch, house in colorado, house in miami. house in vegas. >> anything else? >> two planes. no, three planes. >> okay, britney. i'll be right back with all your houses and your planes.

>> you're so sweet. well, thank you. >> jimmy: wow, that's -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guillermo. a very -- very unusual new business idea is brewing here in l.a. it's a cafe that caters to people and their cats. it's called cat-fe. you know this? [ laughter ] finally, a coffee shop that smells like cats. waiter, there's a hair in my everything. over the weekend, they tested a popup version of this cat-fe and the goal is to find a permanent home for it. can you imagine walking to a coffee shop and you see dozens of cats working on their little screen plays all at once? by the way, there's nothing that cats like more than traveling to a new location that's full of other cats. [ laughter ] very social animals. they're trying to raise a quarter of a million dollars on kickstarter to fund the project. i have to admit, it sounds ridiculous, but the video they

posted to kickstarter really does sell it. >> hello. and welcome to cat-fe. l.a.'s first cafe for people and cats. we're not just a fun feline experience. we're trying to brew some of the finest coffee around. that's why we french press every cup to create a brew that is -- [ laughter ] smooth and refreshing. we really think you're going to enjoy it. to pledge to cat-fe, go to kickstarter today. >> jimmy: we need a kick stopper. this is funny. this is from the -- this is the

first quarter of the game between the texas a&m and mississippi state on saturday. watch the referee. he appears to be confused about which way to stand while he's trying announce ament. >> the referee will let us know if it's an automatic first down. >> holding -- >> other way, ken. >> let him know to turn around. >> holding, defense. ten-yard penalty. automatic first down. >> jimmy: really upset with himself. he penalized himself 15 yards. [ applause ] earlier tonight on abc, we had a very big moment on the "dancing with the stars." very big. alfonso ribeiro, formally of "the fresh prince of bel air" finally unleashed the famous carlton dance. [ cheers and applause ] every bit as glorious as you imagine it might have been. maybe even bigger than in season five, remember when jane seymour did her "dr. quinn medicine woman" break dance. it was better than that. i'm glad he did it.

there was a lot of speculation if he would even do the carlton dance, which, of course he's going to do the carlton dance. he is carlton. not doing the carlton would be like if you poked the pillsbury dough boy in the stomach and he didn't giggle. we'd riot in the streets. >> the most significant time in my life would be the years on "fresh prince." so, i felt like this was my gift to america, doing it this week, giving america the dance that they've been asking me for. >> jimmy: on behalf of america, thank you for the gift and thank you for listening. [ cheers and applause ] if i was alfonso ribeiro, i'd do the carlton every week. we're doing the foxtrot this week. no, i'm going to stick with the carlton. do any of you have any trouble genlting here today? there was more trafficpelc than usual in l.a. because vice president biden is in town. he's in town to give a speech at

a fund-raiser. he's here to lead a discussion on raising the minimum wage and to see dr. 90210 about some new hair plugs. and he is also here, meeting with some television networks, pitching a reality show based on his life. >> he presides over the senate. he's a heartbeat away from the presidency. and he does it all without wearing underwear. this fall, one member of the executive branch lets it all hang loose. >> incredible. >> second in commando. only on bra vo. >> jimmy: that's great programming for them. anyway, so -- the vice president is here, so they closed a bunch of streets, which, no offense, but do we really need to stop traffic for joe biden, i mean -- i know he's the vice president, but i wonder how many people even care that he's here. do any of you care that he's here? [ cheers and applause ] four. four people.

[ laughter ] i was wondering how many people even know who joe biden is. so, as an experiment, we sent a camera crew out on hollywood boulevard. you know where this is headed. [ laughter ] and once they got there, we had them ask -- we specifically picked americans. we asked americans a very simple question, than question was, who is joe biden? okay? and here's how that went. >> who is joe biden? >> i have no idea. >> do you want to guess? >> a man. >> who is joe biden? >> joe biden? wasn't he our governor? >> i think he's the governor or something? >> joe biden, i don't know. terrorist group? [ laughter ] >> who is joe biden? >> no comment. >> who is joe biden? >> ah -- congressman?

>> of where? >> i don't know. >> take a guess. >> um -- washington, d.c. >> who is joe biden? >> who is joe biden? i have no idea. >> do you know who our vice president is? >> um -- no, i don't. >> do you want to take a guess? >> condoleezza rice? >> that's it. >> is it? am i right. >> first female black vice president. >> joe biden is a senator. >> how do you know he's a senator? >> from references from news and casually reading newspapers or come across things on the internet. >> joe biden. is he a movie star? >> ah, i don't know. the guy, joe biden, he is a republican and he's going to be president soon, i'm assuming? >> do you think he's someone that would be a friend of obama's? >> ah, no. he looks like he probably wouldn't know things -- >> how come? >> i'm basically going off skin color right now.

he's not for the democratic party or whatever. >> who >> joe biden? i don't know who that is. >> can i show you a picture, does that help at all? who is this man? >> oh, joe. i'm assume he's in a movie. ? >> what movie? >> movies. >> what movies? >> what are some of them? >> i cannot tell you. is he going to be here? >> "pineapple express?" >> oh, yeah, he's that old dude! >> do you know who anyone is right now? >> i'm really [ bleep ]. yeah. >> he's coming into town today, right? he's the assistant president or something? >> that's right. he's the assistant president. >> jimmy: he's kind of right. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: well, hello again, friends. tonight, she is the star of the new show titled "selfie." karen gillan is here. she is a foreigner. we have a number of foreigners on the show tonight. from manchester, england, their new album is called "let the road," rixton from the at&t outdoor stage. all the kids going crazy for them. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by billy crudup, chef massimo bottura will be here and we'll have music from weezer. and later this week, kyra sedgwick, jon bernthal, michael pena, plus music from dirty heads and teen-ah-shay featuring schoolboy q. so we are hashtag blessed. we really are. we should all be very proud of our first guest. we've watched him grow from prankster on mtv's "punk'd" to "parenthood" and nestled between

two bobs, downey and duvall, in the new movie "the judge." it opens in theaters friday, please say hello to dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: you look very nice. >> i'm in my pat riley phase right now. i was actually thinking, you look exceptional during the monologue. i thought you were following, like, the trajectory of new york. like in the '80s, a real dump, and now, one of the most beautiful places on earth. >> jimmy: well thank you. that's really nice of you. >> you and i are five years away from being newman and redford. >> jimmy: but i'm newman from si sign field. you're really growing up before our eyes. >> nice to do it publicly. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you just had been married,

like, a year ago. >> which was pointed out to me by your segment producer. we are both at terrible at dates. kristen and i -- >> jimmy: i thought you were talking about me. >> no, no, you're great at thefr everything. it's an embarrassment to be around you. >> jimmy: i write it all down. >> you are generous and thoughtful. it's annoying. >> jimmy: oh, wow. best date i've ever been on. >> you will put out at the end of the night. >> jimmy: this is the only date i've been on. >> me, too, i think. it is amazing what you can turn a card game into. but yeah, we're bad with -- i have the three -- i have the kids birthdays memorized. well, i guess i don't know the second one's. yet. i have my suspicions. but i have to look it up in my journal to find out. my only frame of reference is, it was nice out when weapon got married. it wasn't summer and it wasn't winter. it was likely fall. it was fall. >> jimmy: in l.a., that's even more difficult to remember, because it's pretty much always nice out.

>> it is always nice but it got brutal here. but i think most guys really remember the date of their wedding because they wrote so many checks. and/or girl. whoever paid. i'm not being sexist. but if you may recall, i got in and out of that courthouse for, like $30. >> jimmy: you did. >> very forgettable. i'll spend that on lunch. i don't remember that. >> jimmy: one of the most impressive things you've ever done. >> i think so, too. i can't decide. i think a lot of guys don't like me because i took kristen bell off the market. >> jimmy: oh, i see, yeah. >> but i think they are double mad i took her off the market for 30 bucks. but i also got the savings of a lifetime, you know? [ applause ] yeah. like, when guys find, like, an old classic in a barn, like, an old ferrari and they get it for 1,100 bucks that's what i did with kristen bell and it's shocking to people. >> jimmy: i think she'll appreciate the comparison, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. old ferrari or just a bargain.

>> jimmy: the old classic. you have to be careful with that. i went to your wedding. i bet you know for sure the date. >> jimmy: yeah, july 13th. >> great. 7 7/13 -- 7 and 13 were very costly numbers. >> but what an affair. >> jimmy: you looked at my wife and you said, when we didn't find -- we didn't know what the gender of the baby was going to be. >> i spoiled it for you, kind of. i have an amazing track record. i'm 14 and 14. >> jimmy: you said you were 14 out of 14. >> it's the simplest thing in the world to predict. if you had one biology class. if a woman -- all fee tulss are naturally female. they start female and if it is male, the mother sends testosterone down to the fetus. so, i asked molly -- i asked -- >> jimmy: go ahead. >> that's great.

those are boobs. i asked molly, have you been hornier. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, you did ask her that. >> right? >> jimmy: and the waiter came over and it was weird. >> and escorted her to the bathroom. >> jimmy: you did ask her that. >> i first asked you, if you really want it to be a surprise, it's not going to be a surprise because i'm going to get this. i asked her, are you hornier? she was like, you know, yeah. and i said, you're having a girl. and you had a girl. >> jimmy: i think you don't know this is, you were very, you know, you said, i'm 14 for 14. as soon as we got up to get the car from the valet, kristen said to my wife, he's not 14 for 14, he's about 50/50. >> no! that's not true. that is not true! that's a testament to her being a liar, not me being inaccurate.

because i'm telling you, right now -- take these skills on the streets. start asking your friends and neighbors if their wives are hornier. the one sentence -- >> jimmy: if your left eye -- >> ask the gynecologist. we can draw blood. you can pee on a stick or dax shepard can come out. you ready to bone him? it's a boy. congratulations. >> jimmy: now, since you were last year, also, it was announced that you are going to write, direct and star in a rematch of "chips." >> yes, of "chips." >> jimmy: a classic. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: which is pretty great. >> it's phenomenal. all i care about is cars and motorcycles. >> jimmy: it's perfect for you. >> it's like you directing a movie called "the salami sandwich." [ laughter ] and so, you know, i wanted to do some research, but they don't

let you ride around on the back of a motorcycle with the chps. >> jimmy: it would be embarrassing. >> what if you got pulled over and i was on the back riding with the chp? so, i did a ride along with the lapd gang unit, which was very cool. >> jimmy: oh. >> we were in a high speed chase. number of things happened, it was like watching a whole season of "cops" in one night. i got so lucky. one of the calls, officer requesting backup, which means [ bleep ] is hitting the fan. get there. >> jimmy: right. >> so,pecting god knows what. we pull up to hollywood and western there's a grocery store there. three guys are cuffed against a tree. we get out. the officer says, what's going on? he goes, the officer who arrested him said, the guy on the right here, this gentleman, he was performing a spell on the gentleman in the middle. [ laughter ] the third gentleman was walking southbound down western, knocked over the candle, nullifying the spell -- [ laughter ]

and an argument ensued, resulting in fisticuffs. he said that as if that was like -- you know, like he parallel parked in a red. >> jimmy: i didn't know voodoo was happened. >> this really happened. this guy had candles and incense. this guy was a witch doctor across from ralph's grocery store. >> jimmy: wow. how powerful is black magic if it can be erased by going -- [ laughter ] >> well, that's the thing about -- that's why you and i could never practice it. >> jimmy: so, michael pena is going to be here this week. he is your sco-star in the movi. he's going to play ponch. >> that's racist. he's going to be my girlfriend. he's playing ponch. >> jimmy: at any point, did you consider guillermo for that role? >> you know, guillermo and i did a ride along. [ laughter ] >> he didn't pass the muster.

but i'd love to have you play ponch's stepson. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> wouldn't that be tasty. you fall in love with a girl, but bad news, here's the stepson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i have a feeling he's available. when we come back, we're going to talk about your new movie, which is great. i saw it today. it is excellent. that's to be expected because robert downey jr. and robert duvall are your co-stars. the movie is called "the judge." more with dax shepard coming up. ♪this is the new iphone 6. and this is the new iphone 6 plus. they're the biggest iphones ever made. they're huge. yeah, but their size is just the beginning. even though they're huge. sure, sure. but they could change the way you see the world. oh, that is so huge. they could improve your health.

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>> it's pretty straightforward. it was dark. >> oh -- what do you say your strong suit is? old furniture or law? quick. >> law, law. >> law school? >> yes. >> yes, you're familiar with the concept or yes you attended one? >> oh. you can't practice law without going to law school. yeah. >> ever defend in a jury trial? >> yes, i have. >> charge? >> assault. >> degree? >> third. >> it was a guilty verdict. coach blakley brought a qua-- >> now he gets one. >> john junior had his helmet on. >> he just keeps selling. >> that is "the judge." that's got to be kind of great to even -- it's yourself and -- >> it's crazy it wasn't able to acknowledge it on the day, because i wouldn't have been able to act, you know? that was the very first shot of

this movie and i had a three-page monologue to duvall and downey. that could have ruined me if i acknowledged that. that's overwhelming. >> jimmy: i would think so, yeah. >> but then going to see it in toronto, it opened the film festival. at that moment, i was able to go, like, holy smokes, i'm in a movie with these two guys. they're looking me in the eyes and talking. it was incredible. >> jimmy: and i'm sure it's intimidating, all that stuff, but did you have fun? >> i did. probably the highlight for me is, we shot for a month in western massachusetts in the middle of nowhere and there was really no lodging anywhere in this town. so, they had put us in different little bed and breakfasts around this county and duvall and i were in this little gingerbread house on nine talkers, and my first night there, i'm walking

down the hallway. his wife comes and introduces herself to me. would you like to talk to bobby? absolutely. so, she brings me into their bedroom and duvall is in bed. he is in bed with a few pillows, and i'm invited to sit at the foot of the bed, like his returning son home from war or something. >> jimmy: this is the first time you met him? >> yeah, it really was. i met him in bed. [ laughter ] and so, we just started talking and i had a million questions and he was super duper generous and so he was telling me all about "the god father" and we even got to "day's of thunder." i left, an hour and a half of chatting. i went to my room one room over and i said, i just had pillow talk with duvall. and then i thought, i could kill him. >> jimmy: what? >> it's just the two of us in this house in the middle of nowhere.

>> jimmy: what a terrible -- >> and, he could have killed me. [ applause ] i just thought there would be more security or -- he's a national treasure. >> jimmy: why would that even be in anyone's head? >> it's virtually the setting of "misery." one of using wi was going to be getting our ankles broken. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just thought it was very -- >> jimmy: i'm glad you didn't act on that impulse. >> yeah, me too, thank god. >> jimmy: and sleepwalki ining d be a problem. >> if i had night terrors. if i took ambien, he wouldn't be here. [ laughter ] i would have made nine sandwiches and killed duvall. woke up three dames later. and been out of the greatest job of my life. >> jimmy: this is a big deal and i'm happy for you. the movie is great. it's "the judge."

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>> jimmy: welcome back. we have music to come from rixton. after three seasons of "doctor who" and the blockbuster movie "guardians of the galaxy," our next guest is back on our planet with a new show called "selfie." it airs tuesday nights at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome karen gillan.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i apologize. i -- i gave you one kiss and i forgot, you're from scotland -- >> i did the awkward thing. i decided not to -- >> jimmy: who is always better. it's double. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. well, welcome. and you -- on the show, i'm surprised by your accent because on the show you speak like a very self-involved american. >> yes. >> jimmy: where did you learn that, to do that? >> um -- i watched a lot of television. american television. and i also went to -- >> jimmy: where they work out, the class? >> yeah, on the bikes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, they have that. >> it's a very specific way of talking. >> it's a little like this. it's an inflection and then --

>> jimmy: very california valley. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, you went, you studied those around you while you were exercising. >> yeah. >> jimmy: seems like there must be an easier way. >> i was working out at the same time. >> jimmy: i see. what shows did you watch and learn the accent? >> i watched "girls." my character is just a combination of all four of the girls. >> jimmy: i see. wow, that's interesting. "girls" to me seems like such a new show. the idea that you are back in scotland learning to speak english from -- it's almost per post trous. >> sorry. >> jimmy: so, it okay. it makes me feel older than ill already am, i guess. and when did you come to los angeles? >> i came to los angeles about two years ago. i moved to america to shoot a film in alabama, so, that was my first experience of america. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> alabama. where i spent a lot of time in a bass pro shop. >> jimmy: really? >> i had a really good time. i bought the hats. i got into fish, so, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. bass pro shop. that's -- why would you go there? >> because it was the only thing that was there.

>> jimmy: oh, i see. [ laughter ] those places are great, right? >> amazing. >> jimmy: did they have a pond to cast? >> yeah, i went fish iing in th sea. >> jimmy: in the actual sea. this place has a sea? in the store? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no. what did you go fishing? >> deep sea fishing. we had, you know, good cast night out the night before. we got on a boat, which was the worst thing we could have done and we went fishing. but i did catch a fish. >> jimmy: what did you get? >> a red snapper. >> jimmy: how big? >> it was really big. >> jimmy: did you eat it? >> we put the red snapper back. we they've been caught so many times. >> jimmy: really, in the ocean, they're used to be caught in the ocean. >> it wasn't even flopping around. >> jimmy: it just gave up. like "the shawshank redemption." wow, that's something else. what parts of the country have you seen? i assume new york. >> new york i've seen.

i've seen a lot of america. because i worked on a show called "doctor who" which is a sci-fi show -- [ cheers and applause ] oh. so that takes me to sci-fi conventions all across america. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. and i've been to some really interesting places. >> jimmy: like? >> seattle. >> jimmy: heard of it. >> minneapolis. yeah. >> jimmy: have you seen, like, exotic locales -- >> they sound exciting to me. >> jimmy: everything that seems foreign, i guess, seems kind of -- seattle and minneapolis are exciting. >> they are. they really were. i had a really good time. >> jimmy: you did. has your family been here to the united states? >> yeah, they come out and visit. they get to come from scotland now and act all jet set. >> jimmy: do they have things they're dying to see when they come here? >> my dad wants to do the studio tours. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. go on the buses with him, which is just really weird because i see people i know and stuff.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've gone on the buses. >> oep, definitely, yeah, of course. >> jimmy: on a tram with dad? >> it was amazing, yeah. >> jimmy: and why does he want to see that? >> because he's really excited. >> jimmy: he wants to do the tourist stuff. >> we're from scotland. movies aren't real. >> jimmy: how did you even wind up in the movies, i mean, in television, acting and stuff? >> i don't know. i mean, i set out to be an actress really young. but i started in theater. that was more plausible to me. i didn't think that television was a real thing that people did or filmed. and then it just kind of went that way. >> jimmy: where in scotland are you from? >> inverness. in the highlands. >> jimmy: i've heard of that. the highland games, i've seen on espn. >> yeah. they do some highland games here in los angeles. >> jimmy: yeah, but it is always kind ofdy pressing. somebody chopped down a telephone pole and is throwing it. >> basically. and when they team sunglasses with kilts, i'm like, that's not

true. >> jimmy: no sunglasses in scotland? >> no, don't need them. >> jimmy: wow. that's interesting. funny you said that. i was going through my amazon purchase history last night and in the last six years, i've purchased like 75 pairs of ray bans. >> really? you keep losing constantly. they fly right off my head. they're just gone. we need a tracking device on them or something. you don't need to worry about this because you're scottish. >> i guess. but i'm living here. >> jimmy: john cho was here. he said that people are -- a lot of people hate the name of the show. they approach him and say they hate the name. do you hate that? >> i can understand it. it's one of those things where you talk about selfies, it's become an eye roll. there's a double meaning. it's about a narcissist, essentially, and her overcoming this sort of addiction. >> jimmy: your hair is very different in the show. this is your regular hair, your natural hair.

and this is your hair on the show. >> that's the russian hair. >> jimmy: a wig or something like that? >> it comes from russia. >> jimmy: it did? >> it really did. it's virgin hair, but not like the hair of a virgin. >> jimmy: oh. what does that mean then? [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: virgin hair? >> it's never been dyed before or something. >> jimmy: wow. it's naturally red, so, there's a russian, a bald russian right now because of you. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: is it annoying to wear the wig all the time? >> it's good for the character. it makes it easier for me to play the role. but i do have to have glue on my head every day. have you worn wigs? >> jimmy: i'm wearing one right now. >> wow. that's really convincing. >> jimmy: i have. and bald head wigs are the worst. >> a bald cap, yeah. >> jimmy: you have had that? >> once when i screen tested for "guardians of the galaxy" where

my character was bald and they put a bald cap on me and painted me blue and it was interesting. >> jimmy: you didn't have a bald cap in the movie? >> no, they were like, you need to shave your head. >> jimmy: you shaved your head for them? >> yeah. i was completely bald for a long time. >> jimmy: wow. wow. that's -- wow, things are really strange here in america, aren't they? [ laughter ] it's very good to have you here. congratulations on the show. it's called "selfie." it hair it airs tomorrow night at 8:00 right here on abc. we'll be right back with rixton.

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank dax shepard, karen gillan and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album, "let the road" comes out in january. here with the song "wait on me," rixt rixton.

♪ wait on me i know how to love you and i want to love you some more ♪ ♪ wait on me come a little closer want to be the one to explore a little trouble ♪ ♪ never hurt nobody ooh i want to feel your body wait on me i know how to love you ♪ ♪ and i want to love you some more take it take it i'll give my heart ♪ ♪ to you for free girl don't you break it break it along with every ♪ ♪ piece of me i'll go the distance but not all of the way yeah say what you mean to me ♪ ♪ and mean what you say yeah never want to be your ex-man i'll never make you feel ignored ♪ ♪ you could go and find your next man but i know what you're waiting for ♪ ♪ wait on me i know how to love you and i want to love you some more ♪

♪ wait on me come a little closer want to be the one to explore ♪ ♪ a little trouble never hurt nobody ooh i want to feel your body wait on me ♪ ♪ i know how to love you and i want to love you some more ♪ ♪ some more ♪ some more yeah say it say it i know there's something on your mind girl ♪ ♪ and i hate it hate it when you just act like you're okay ♪ ♪ i want to be the one and all that you need yeah i'll listen to your heart i know how it speaks yeah ♪ ♪ i never want to be your ex-man i'll never make you feel ignored ♪ ♪ you could go and find your next man but i know what

you're waiting for ♪ ♪ wait on me i know how to love you and i want to love you some more ♪ ♪ wait on me come a little closer want to be the one to explore a little trouble ♪ ♪ never hurt nobody ooh i want to feel your body wait on me i know how to love you ♪ ♪ and i want to love you some more ♪ ♪ some more ♪ some more ♪ ahh ahh ahh ahh i wanna love you some more ahh ahh ♪ ♪ ahh ahh come closer ya know you don't feel like before i'll give you ♪ ♪ what you want till you want it more in your head in your heart like never before ♪

♪ if a good thing is what you're waiting for then don't you look no more make some noise wait on me i know ♪ ♪ how to love you and i want to love you some more wait on me ♪ ♪ come a little closer want to be the one to explore a little trouble never hurt nobody ♪ ♪ ooh i want to feel your body wait on me i know how to love you ♪ ♪ and i want to love you some more ♪ ♪ some more ♪ some more ♪ some more ♪ some more \s.

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