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>> and right now on jimmy kimmle, kyra sedgwick. we appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kyra sedgwick. from "fury," jon bernthal. youtube's kevin droniak and grandma lill. and music from dirty heads. with cleto and the cletones. and now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. thank you all. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.
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thanks for watching. thank you for coming. appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're here. if you weren't here, there would be no point to me doing the show. that's very nice. hey, did you hear what happened to willie nelson's hair? they sold it. they sold willie nelson's hair. there was an auction this week and a pair of willie nelson's brides sold for $37,000. $18,500 apiece for his braids. it's a good deal. because each braid contains more than $80,000 worth of thc. thc. the brides were apparently cut back in the '80s when his hair was red. experts say they would have gone for even more if they had ever been shampooed or conditioned. apparently the buyer pays a lot of money for famous hair. it's why mobi is bald. i don't know about you, but i
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don't have money to throw away on country music hair. i have to save up to buy new apple products every two months. apple today -- [ applause ] i know this is going to be hard to believe, but apple announced today they are having another major product launch next month. or this month, actually. get back in line, everybody. [ laughter ] today, they sent this invitation to members of the press, saying, it's been way too long. which, it hasn't. on october 16th, apple is expected to unveil a new ipad. the last one -- the last new ipad they unveiled was less than a year ago. unless you can sit on this one and fly, i'm going to stick with the old i food. does someone at apple have a short-term memory problem? it's almost like they're trying to sell these to us for christmas. [ laughter ] how many of you are here tonight on a tinder date? all of you? yes? [ laughter ] for real? oh, wow. how about that? they are.
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you're on a tinder date. how is it going so far? really? this is it? this is a tinder date. and you like each other? will there be -- oh. wipe him to the side, i guess. i have to say, i'm so interested in this tinder thing. my wife is really weird about it, though. she won't let me get on it, but -- [ laughter ] very uptight that way. but tinder's probably the most popular. there are so many of these websites and dating apps now. there's actually a dating site that i swear, it's not a joke, for body building christian swingers. for those who like to lift weights and swap wives for jesus. there are dating apps for rich people, for specific religious groups, races. there's a dating site for fat people. the big and beautiful.com. i found that today when i was trying to order launch. there's a dating app that claims to be able to find a match that shares every interest. they will match you up with
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go [ bleep ] yourself. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: while we're on the b subject of selfies, there are injuries -- great thing about selfie-related injuries is you get to see them after they happen. this guy was out with friends. he had a selfie stick. you know the sticks they attach to the phone and, so you look at your whole body instead of just your face. when i see those, i want to beat people over the head with them. but this guy, it worked out well for him because he got some great video of his friend getting hurt. >> yes! yes! yes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's okay. hurt himself-ie. that kind of thing never happens to women. you'll like this. this is part two of something we
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started next week. there's a kid from connecticut, his name is kevin. he's 17. he has millions of views for the videos he posts on youtube. in the videos, kevin rides in a car, he's a passenger with his grandmother, his grandma lill and records himself saying strange things to her and they have these weird -- here's kevin convincing his grandmartha a kid names miley cyrus is running for student council at his school. >> since the school year started, they've been trying to run student council and people are running for president and stuff. guess who is running now? miley cyrus, again. >> cut that out. i don't want her on your thing. it's going to be -- >> i know. she's going to win. because her campaign posters are of her sticking out her tongue. >> that's bad. >> i know. last year she didn't make it. this year. >> she ain't going to make it. i hope that wasn't -- >> jimmy: that's the new season of "true detective," by the way.
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i love watching people screw around with people they love. i think you probably know that about me. so, last week, we had kevin on the show. and i gave him a challenge. let's skype with kevin right now. he's standing by live. hello, kevin. how are you? >> good. thanks for having me back on the show. >> jimmy: thanks for joining us. remind the audience, what was the challenge i gave you? >> cob vince my grandmartha t t "frozen" happened into my life. >> jimmy: right. i told kevin to work "frozen" into the conversation. and here are the results of the challenge. >> you know my friend elsa, grandma. >> no. >> the one that has the snowman -- >> okay. >> my friend elsa is really pissed off at her sister ana. chef has ginger hair. ana? >> i don't know. >> ana came over to the house someti sometime. >> oh. >> elsa is mad at ana, because she got asked to homecoming by
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this random guiy. would you want to go to homecoming with someone you just met? >> i don't think so. >> this girl is different. i just told -- >> why aren't it that asking you. who are you? >> i'm els a's best friend. i'm here to help, grandma. >> okay. >> elsa ran away. she didn't tell anyone. she just got up and ran into the woods. yeah, and ana felt bad. ana chased after her. she got frostbite. >> frostbite? oh. >> yeah. and elsa got put into jail -- >> i don't believe that. >> it's true. e elsa is crazy. >> how do you meet these crazy girls. >> people that go to my school are crazy. >> i can't believe it. >> elsa was like, love thaws all. her hair is white now. >> white? >> her hair turned white. >> she's sick. >> yeah, because --
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[ laughter ] >> from getting frostbite. she's not a drugie. >> jimmy: hey, kevin. [ cheers and applause ] well done. will you grandmother ever find out that you are putting her on tv? >> i'm pretty sure people have told her by now, so, she might actually be watching right now. hey, grandma. what's up? >> jimmy: i'll give you the next challenge off the air then so she doesn't know what's going on, all right? >> okay. sounds good. >> jimmy: thank you, kevin. god speed. is it possible to be the world's best and world's worst grandson simultaneously? i think kevin might have achi e achieved that. according to a new study by consumer reports, a majority of packaged goods that are labeled natural contain genetically modified ingredients which makes it unclear if they are natural or not. they grow, but they've been modified in a laboratory or whatever. apparently the fda will allow
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companies to put natural on a product labeled as long as it says jk-lol on the back of the product. but critics of genetically modified organisms claim they pose health risks. there isn't a lot of evidence to back that up. some people are dead-set against them. there's been legislation to stop gmos. you see documentaries. how many of you do not want gmos in your body? yes? a lot of people. all right. so, as i usually do, when people take a stance on a complicated issue, i wondered how many people who were against gmos really know what they are. so, we sent a crew to one of our local farmer's markets to ask people why they avoid gmos and more specifically, what the letters g-m-o stand for. enjoy. >> do you try to avoid gmos in your diet? >> i do. yeah. >> tell me why. >> ah, just -- there's just a vibration with gmos from, for
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me, personally, just something that i don't particularly want to put into my body. >> what does gmo stand for? >> genetic littally modified. >> the "o"? >> the -- oh. i don't know. >> bishop don magic juan, what is a gmo? >> well, i'm not really sure. you have to make me familiar with that. what is a gmo? >> do you try to avoid gmos in your diet? >> yeah, absolutely. >> why is that? >> just the affects, i guess, on myself. >> what does gmo stand for? >> oh, man. putting me on -- on the -- under the grill. let's see. i don't even remember. the ah -- >> do you try to avoid gmos in your diet? >> absolutely. >> why? >> because they're not good for you.
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>> what is a gmo? >> it's genetically mod -- i don't know, what is it? >> if you are eating whole foods, you want to eat what you're eating. [ laughter ] you knoll what i mean? you want to eat what you see and so -- you are avoiding processed food, but when the whole food is somehow contaminated, that's kind of making it a moot point. >> what does gmo stand for? >> genetically manufactured -- o. >> what is a gmo? >> general modified ingredient, right? >> what is a gmo? >> it's a -- some modified -- >> do you try to avoid gmos? >> sometimes. not a whole lot, but i try. >> what is a gmo? >> i don't know.
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i was just going along with it. i don't know what gmo is. >> what is a gmo? >> i don't know. i know it's like some corn bad stuff, right? i know it's bad. but to be completely honest with you, i have no idea. >> what is a gmo? >> i don't know. i really don't care. i'm not sick. i'm fine. >> what is a gmo? >> it's a genetically modified ov organiz organizism. >> what is gmo spelled backwards. >> o-m-g. nice. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from dirty heads. jon bernthal is here and we'll be right back with kyra sedgwick. so stick around.
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>> jimmy: hello, again. tonight, from the new movie "fury," which opens in theaters next weekend, jon bernthal is
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here. he was on the show "the walking dead" and they killed him. then, a locally-grown band from huntington beach, this is their latest album called "sound of change," dirty heads from the at&t stage. tomorrow night, maybe the coolest j in the world, ll cool j will join us, michael pena will be here and we'll have music from teen-ah-shay featuring schoolboy q. so, join us then. our first guest tonight is a superb emmy and golden globe-winning actress and beloved bacon bride. you know her from her seven seasons on "the closer," and she returns to active duty as deputy chief madeline wuntch on "brooklyn nine-nine" sundays nights on fox. please say hello to kyra sedgwick. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: you know, your husband kevin bacon, for those that don't know, tweeted me today, said, ask anything you want to ask. >> oh, that's right. he did. i saw that.
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i said, be careful. be careful what you wish for. >> jimmy: that is right. yes. we can evaluate his sexual performance. >> that's right. we could. >> jimmy: let's do that. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's go through that. has it tailed off over the years? >> it's 26 years. >> jimmy: oh, yep, so yeah. [ applause ] >> i really think we should start at the beginning. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and then go all the way through. yeah. i do. >> jimmy: you have a number for each one and then maybe make a chart, peaks and valleys. >> i have to say, i was completely shocked that one of the first times we ever were together that the next morning, this might be an overshare, but there you go. the next morning, he got up out of bed, completely naked and opened up the curtains and walked right in front of the curtains and i thought, wow, that really takes a lot of guts and months later, i said to him, i was really surprised you did that. and he said, i wanted you to get ready for the big disappointment.
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and it wasn't, by the way. >> jimmy: of course not, of course not. the kids are grown up now? >> oep, my kids are huge. my kids are 25 and 22. they're both in the arts. my daughter is an actress and my son is a musician. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and he just got back from being on the road with a band. >> jimmy: oh, he's in a band? >> he's in a bunch of bands. >> jimmy: what does he play? >> he plays guitar. >> jimmy: okay. what kind of bands is he in? >> well, one is punk rock, like, hard core punk rock. he's going to tell me i said it wrong. and another one hard metal, crush metal, is that a name that sounds familiar to any of the guys over there? >> jimmy: guillermo? is it crush metal? >> yeah, it's crush metal. >> i know that's wrong. i know that's wrong. i can just feel how wrong that is, i can feel him rolling his eyes at this moment. but you know, he's so amazing and he works so hard and he actually just got into this band that's like a pretty well-known band, i can't say the name, but
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anyway, he auditioned for a really long time, for, like weeks to get into this band to go on a tour and he, you know, he was talking about it a lot and he was nervous and we sort of talked about it a lot and when he got -- i got a call one day saying that, you know, i got in. they're going to let me in and i was like, oh, i'm so happy for you, that's so great. a couple weeks into herlessal, he said, you know, mom, they're really serious. and i said, what does that mean? he said, well, they're really hard. i said, well what does hard mean? he said, well, hard means that at one point in the show they pour blood on themselves. >> jimmy: wonderful. >> and i was like -- so, like, where do they pour blood on themselves? well, just over their head. oh. well, of course, it's fake blood, right? no, mom, they're really serious. it's real blood. it's real blood? yeah, you know, pickg's blood. pig's blood? and i'm trying to be cool, you
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know, i'm really, like, i am pretty cool, but like, that scared me. so, i said, listen, i really want you to go to the doctor. >> jimmy: what? why? >> and ask him if it's safe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course it's not safe. [ laughter ] >> anyway, he's such a good boy. >> jimmy: i know what band this is now. it's one direction. [ laughter ] crush, my niece has a crush on them. wow. that's terrible. although, you know what, if anybody is going to dump pig's blood on himself, it's somebody whose last name is bacon. >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you play an instrument? >> well, you know, i didn't plait play an instrument forever and just for my birthday this year, we had a great dinner and my husband handed me a box and inside the box was, like, a, something that looked like a violin and i opened it, i thought, oh, god, surely he
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didn't get me a violin. it was a ukulele. >> jimmy: that's nice. you pronounced it correctly. ukulele. you must be serious with that thing. >> you know, i always wanted to play an instrument, so, and i've been working really hard on it and -- >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah, it's been -- don't anybody bring out a youkulele. i'm just saying. it's not that good. but you know, it's -- you really -- i never wanted to do anything that was even close to what, you know, kevin plays guitar and he plays it really well. so, i didn't even want to try to do something that, you know, was in the ballpark. do you have that with your wife at all where she's really good at something, you don't even want to try doing. >> jimmy: a baby came out of her. [ laughter ] that's -- oh, gift-wrapping. she's very good at gift-wrapping. i'm the worst gift wrapper in the whole world and i practice, i've tried, i concentrate. if i get even close, i'm so
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proud of myself, it's ridiculous. but there is always a spot open, i have to cut out a patch and tape it over the patch. >> i know exactly what you're talking about. i'm the same way. >> jimmy: he teaches you? >> no, no, it's definite little for the best. trust me. years ago, when we first met, he decided, we both decided, i mean, this is weeks into our marriage, that he was going to teach me how to use you a stick shift. >> jimmy: oh. >> which is a really hard thing to teach anybody. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> okay. especially someone like you are newly connected with. and he was really mean. he was just a really tough teacher. >> jimmy: really? >> and finally, one time, we were in the middle of an intersection and i just lost it. the car stalled and he was like, put it in gear, and turn the key and i just lost it. i burst into tears and he said, honey, honey, i get it, i know you're upset. you can be upset with me, but not in the middle of an intersection. >> jimmy: yeah. wow.
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so, kevin bacon, not the ideal driver instructor then. >> no. >> jimmy: good at many things, but that's probably not one of them. >> exactly. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break here and kyra sedgwick is here. she's on the show "brooklyn nine-nine" on fox. we'll be right back. when you told me about this "candy crush" game at first i thought "so what?", but now i can't stop playing. that's not how it works. i mean it's so simple. it's like my car insurance. i saved 15% in fifteen minutes. well esurance could have saved you money in half that time. three in a row! sweet! 15 minutes for a quote isn't so sweet. level 2! start with a quote from esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. welcome to the modern world. esurance, backed by allstate. click or call.
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well here's the truth: 46 will save lives. it will save money too. i'm bob pack, and i'm fighting for prop 46 because i lost my two children to preventable medical errors and i don't want anyone else to lose theirs. the three provisions in 46 will reduce medical errors and protect patients. save money and save lives. yes on 46. >> jimmy: hi there, we're back with kyra sedgwick. you're a policewoman again, congratulations. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: a different kind of policewoman. when you were on "the closer," you were with the police and now on "brooklyn nine-nine," you're with the police. >> it's been fun. >> jimmy: it is more fun to be a guest star than to be the star but also the -- i think you were the executive producer. >> right, exactly. well, you know, in one capacity you're the host and you have to, you know, make the guests feel
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comfortable and all that. and then as the guest, you know, you try -- you compliment them on what they've done with the place, you, you know, you try not to, you know, make a mess. you don't stay too long. and you laugh at the host's jokes. >> jimmy: don't vomit on anything. you'll be fine. do you miss "the closer?" >> i don't really miss it. >> jimmy: you don't. >> it was great. i loved it. i absolutely loved it. >> jimmy: i don't know why that makes me laugh. >> i don't miss it. that's terrible. but i don't. i had an amazing time doing it. i had a really great time doing it. >> jimmy: what's the best thing that happened through the whole run of that show? >> well, a lot of great things happened, but there was one thing that happened that i've never told anybody, and i think that's what kevin was referring to in his tweet. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right. >> there was a moment on "the closer" a couple of seasons into it where my character had to eat a pot brownie. and since i haven't smoked pot since the '80s, you know, i
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thought it would be important for me to, you know, get high so i could do some research. >> jimmy: oh really? [ applause ] what a surprise that that would illicit that response from the audience. >> back in the day when i did smoke pot a few times, you know, that stuff was women pill compared to now. the stuff is really strong. i knew that going in. so, i told the guy that got it for me, who shall remain nameless, you know, you got to get me some really, like, lightweight stuff. so, anyway, so, kevin and i go away for the weekend and we're at this beach hotel and it's beautiful and relaxing and i've got the joint, but before i smoke the joint, we go out to dinner, we're having a great time, we're having wine and food and we have these amazing truffle fries with ketchup and we just have this really great wonderful time together. so, we get home, get back to the hotel room, i go outside onto the porch, i light the joint, i
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take one -- you don't say that these days. don't say that. >> jimmy: it's very crush metal to say that. [ applause ] >> so, i take one of it, i carefully put it out. i go back inside. i call downstairs because i need to have a fan in the room because i need white noise when i sleep. >> jimmy: that's to blow the pot smoke out? i just -- i just took -- >> oh, my god. so, anyway, so kev goes, hey what's that? are you smoking pot out there? i go, yeah, it's for research. he goes, wait a minute. so, he goes outside and i see him take, like, five huge -- like, huge. and i'm thinking, okay, well, whatever. so, then a couple minutes later, we hear the knock on the door and kev goes -- you have to open the door. i can't -- i can't do it.
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[ applause ] so i open the door and this guy comes in with a giant box. it's a fan in a box. he puts it in the middle of the room and he walks out. i'm like, you know, it wasn't so bad. that guy was okay. it wasn't so bad. so, we're sitting there with this box and we open it and realize it's got to be put together. so, we turn it upside down, fan blades and tiny little screws and a tiny little screwdriver and a bunch of really long instruction manual and, you know that moment when you know something's really wrong but if you don't actually look at each other and acknowledge it, maybe it's not so bad? but literally we're looking and all of a sudden, i look up and kev and -- we both realize we're just absolutely wasted, like, so, so high. and i start laughing and he's not laughing at all. [ laughter ] like, at all. he's scared. really scared.
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and i can't stop laughing. >> jimmy: i'll give you $100,000 for video of this. [ applause ] so, i said, you know, are you okay? he's like, i don't know, i'm not so okay. i'm not sure. and i start going, oh, are you freaking out, do i have to take you to the hospital? like, a really great wife. >> jimmy: really. >> and -- but anyway, so then we, you know, we came down a little bit, we start talking about, like, all this intense amazing stuff and, you know, i'm lat laughing, so i get a piece of paper and i'm writing down everything we're saying because i'm sure it's like the most important stuff we're ever talking about. then kevin starts going on this rant about the truffle fries that we had at dinner. and how incredible they were and how they were the most incredible things he's ever had in his life. he said, you can't just have any ketchup with that. no, no, couldn't have been motts or something, that was some gourmet ketchup.
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and then he says, let's face it, ketchup is really just dessert masquerading as a condiment. >> jimmy: well, there's your autobiography title. kyra sedgwick, everyone. "brooklyn nine-nine" airs sundays at 8:30 p.m. on fox. thank you, kyra. we'll be right back. ye- yes! we have the new iphone. how- cause everyone's coming in for the new iphone. wh-what... kind of service plan can you get? well right now if you select the 15 gig plan we'll double your data and make it 30 gigs for the same price. well that- great! you'll take it. in head * are you inside my mind right now? nope where was... albuquerque who was the porcupine what is my fave- hollandaise sauce no way... the new iphone is here and now you get 30 gigs of data to share starting at $160 dollars a month. fatthe fire of 1880 g at the baccouldn't stop us.
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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. jon bernthal and music from dirty heads is on the way. but first, i want to wish a very that's right. i'm the bigger man. matt damon turned 44 years old toda i'm told he celebrated quietly at home surrounded by no one. [ laughter ] matt damon gets mentioned a lot on this show and so, in his honor tonight, a fifth grader named luke graykal prepared a little presentation for us. a celebration of the life of a man who spent all his money on a zoo. luke? [ cheers and applause ] >> hello everybody. i'm matt damon. today's my birthday. i was born on october 8th, 1970. not only was i born, but i was also bourne. jason bourne. [ laughter ] i say jokes like these because i'm dumb. i grew up in cambridge,
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massachusetts, with my parents and brother. i wet the bed until i was 19. [ laughter ] well, that's my story. thank you, jimmy kimmel, for finally putting me on your show. the end. go red sox! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. thank you, luke. that's -- all right. guillermo, help him out, will you? there you go. thank you, luke. we'll be right back with jon bernthal. dave's been working on his game... morning double bogie. hey, three putt. and starting each day with a delicious bowl
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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from dirty heads. you know our next guest from the show "the walking dead" where getting killed turned out to be a great career move. his new movie with brad pitt is called "fury." it opens october 17th. please welcome jon bernthal. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: jon, i think -- the first time you were here was your first time ever doing a talk show, so -- >> you know, man, it was. and i was a nervous wreck. >> jimmy: were you really? you didn't see nervous. >> dude, i was such a mess. and i got to tell you, this whole crew that works here, they are the best in the world and i just -- [ cheers and applause ] if i could -- the best. the best. >> jimmy: by the way, i just want to point out that we are also the only, too. >> well, that's true, but it's damn good. i just want to give a little glimpse into the inner workings of what goes on back here and my first experience here, like, we just discussed, i was a nervous wreck. you're sitting there in the dressing room and then all of a sudden, josh, the stage manager comes and he gets you, he tells you, it's your time. i'm a mess. he walks me back here. you stand right behind that wall, they butt a microphone on -- was that a lapel? >> jimmy: yeah. >> they put a microphone on you and he tells you in five
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seconds, you're going to go on. i'm standing there and i feel like i'm walking into a fistfight. i'm such a mess. i'm sitting there -- i don't know what to do. i kind of shadow box. and these guys look at me like, what kind of jackass shadow boxes before he goes on tv? like, man, i got to do what i got to do. all of a sudden, josh starts counting. he's like, in five, four, three, -- i hit the microphone off the lapel. i goes onto the ground and me being the donkey that i am, i turn around and bend over and start looking for the microphone. and i get hit with this wave of panic that that door's going to go up and my mom's going to be home in d.c. staring at her dumb child's backside. and that's my first appearance on a talk show. and all of a sudden -- hang on, hang on. this is the point. all of a sudden, i feel these hands and they're strong hands and confident hands and they're
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soft hands. but these hands grab me, straighten me out, turn me around and with cat-like super sonic super hero speed, the microphone is placed onto my lapel by super josh. i just want to say, that is a bad, bad man. so, i just want to give it up for him. i'm telling you, that e's sere jous stu serious stuff. >> jimmy: by the way, i saw the movie, it is a great movie. it's a world war ii movie. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: but it's -- of course, i wasn't in world war ii, as you might have guessed, but it seems very realistic to me. doesn't seem like that kind of typical war movie where everyone's a hue roe, i mean, it's definitely gritty. >> yeah, i think -- i mean, i think that's what david ayer was going after. sort of expose the brutality,
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pu pulling in punches. >> jimmy: what is the set like when you're doing something like this? >> it's -- it's pretty intense, man. it's pretty intense. we were all there about three months early. david and all his films feels strongly that everybody fights each other every single morning before we go into our tank training and into our rehearsal. >> jimmy: hold on, one second. all of the films, people fight each other every morning? >> yes, sir, yes, sir. >> jimmy: for how long? >> five minute rounds. and the crazy thing is, everybody has sort of levels of fighting experience and everybody kind of comes to it from different angles. >> jimmy: what is -- what the hell is this? >> yeah, man, well, you know, there's -- >> jimmy: fighting like brad pitt and stuff? >> yeah, yeah. it's -- [ laughter ] you know, it's -- it's crazy. and i'll tell you, i mean, it's supposed to be body sparring, but if you want to take it up a no notch, you kind of can. i felt there business a direct
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correlation to how important you were no hollywood, how important you two that movie to whether or not you could get hit in the face or not. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> my first day of sparring, i squared up against the director, guy named david, he's a big guy. he's my boss, dude. >> jimmy: wearing gloves, head gear? >> mma gloves. i boxed a bit. you usually wear head gear and 16 ounce gloves, no, nothing. just mma gloves. we were definitely sort of told not to hit each other in the face. i'm squaring off against my director, david. he's my boss. i'm sort of like, all right, dude, i'm going to let you dictate this thing, you know what i'm mean? he just, pow, hits me right in the nose. i'm like, all right, going to be this kind of party. and, but i tell you that on brad's first day was a little bit different. we were definitely told, you know, let's stay away from the head shot. [ laughter ] that is -- >> jimmy: what in the world is this? i mean, this is insanity. >> you know what, i -- not to
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sound like a total hokie actor, but i actually feel like it was awesome. i felt like it was a great way for us to get to know each other. i do. and i felt it really bonded us and i thought it was a great thing. >> jimmy: well, i guess it worked. >> i'm going to suggest that on the next rom-com i make. >> jimmy: were you surprised that you got killed off "the walking dead?" >> it had real humble beginnings. we never knew it was going be as big as it was going to be. i'm really grateful that i got to do it. i tell you what, i know you are a dear friend of howard stern's and i'm a lifelong listener. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> die hard. i tell you what, absolutely. [ applause ] and i tell you a little story. i was -- right after i got killed off "the walking dead," the magnitude of the show, i was in the sirius building. this was a huge deal for me. i just knew that i was in the same building as howard. i'm a huge fan. and i'm sitting there and i'm
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going around the sirius building with a guy named ron, he's taking me around, i'm doing all the stations. he says, i can take you for a little tour of howard's studio. i said, look, man, i'm just happy being here. and we're about to leave, we're walking out of the hall and all of a sudden, it's like the air shifted. just something changed and i look down to the other end of the hall and there is ronnie the limo driver and howard stern walking out of the studio. and it's like -- aw! i'm like, you have got to be kidding me. i just looked and ron gives me the elbow and he goes, hey, man, it's howard. i'm like, dude, yeah, i know that's howard. let me just look at this. they're walking down the hall, walking down the hall. he said, you should go say hello, introduce yourself. i said, dude, listen. i know you do not bother howard in the halls after the show. i'm just -- let me enjoy this, be cool, man. just be cool. as he's walking by, he says to ronnie the limo driver, i can't believe they killed shane off the show. i love that guy, what's going to
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happen now? howard stern was talking about me, man! and then ron, he elbows me, he goes, howard's talking about you, man. i'm like, i know man, i know what he's talking about. i can hear it. you got to say something. i'm not bothering him in the halls. he gets is 15 feet down away from me and ronyell yells, hey, howard! howard turns around, like, who dare to yell my name. he turns around, and ron does not say a word. he just leaves me hanging like that. so, i go over, i say, hello mr. stern, i'm jon bernthal, i'm so sheepish, i say, you know, i play shane on "the walking dead." he said, oh, my god! i was just talking about you. yeah, i heard you. i got to say, you know, in all seriousness, i think howard is one of the most cogent commentators on social issues, one of the best interviewers of all time. >> jimmy: you are in love. >> i'm in love with this man. he said to me, what was clearly most important to him is, he wanted to make sure that i had a job lined up for after the show.
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he said, are you employed? that's what he wanted to know. to me, man, that was the tops. it was so cool. >> jimmy: well, that's good. beats getting punches in the face at work. the movie is fantastic. great to have you here. jon bernthal, everybody. his movie is called "fury," it opens october 17th. we'll be right back with dirty heads.
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>> jimmy: i want to thank kyra sedgwick, jon bernthal and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first their album is called "sound of change." here with the song "my sweet summer," dirty heads. ♪ my sweet summer is gone she left me here with sand in my bed ♪ ♪ she played me all night long but i'd do it all over again oohh ♪ ♪ my sweet summer is gone and on my mirror
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she made it clear ♪ ♪ her lipstick can't be wrong my summer summer my sweet summer is gone my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ warm was the weather outside the day we met blue was the color of skies the day she left ♪ ♪ short was the time we had it was the best 'cause long were the nights we spent with no rest ♪ ♪ i met her on a friday she left on a monday wrote me a letter said she hoped to see me someday ♪ ♪ we had a good time i can't deny that you can be my sunshine every time you fly back ♪ ♪ cause there's another one you're loving and i hate to see you go ♪ ♪ my sweet summer is gone she left me here with sand in my bed ♪ ♪ she played me all night long but i'd do it all over again ohh ♪ ♪ my sweet summer is gone
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and on my mirror she made it clear ♪ ♪ her lipstick can't be wrong my summer summer my sweet summer is gone my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ yeah she left in the morning gone without warning fun while it lasted lost in the moment ♪ ♪ she played me real good took me for a ride now she's off on an airplane back to real life ♪ ♪ yeah she dipped out smoked all my then she flipped out ♪ ♪ left in my slumber waited 'til i passed out and on my dresser was a paper and her number ♪ ♪ i filled up with grass and i burned it for summer cause there's another one you're loving ♪ ♪ and i hate to see you go hate to see you go my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ she left me here with sand in my bed she played me all night long ♪ ♪ but i'd do it all over again oohh
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my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ and on my mirror she made it clear her lipstick can't be wrong ♪ ♪ my summer summer my sweet summer is gone my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ ooh left like a midnight thief ooh you ain't no friend to me ♪ ♪ ooh how could you lead me on ooh now my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ my sweet summer is gone my sweet summer is gone ♪ ♪ my sweet summer is gone
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♪ now my sweet summer is gone this is "nightline." tonight, ebola in america. the first person to be diagnosed with the dreaded disease on u.s. soil has now become the first to die here. why couldn't he be saved? meanwhile, the fear tonight that he may have infected somebody else. and the massive new security measures at airports to keep the virus out. is it enough? plus -- ♪ let it go >> there is no letting go when it comes to the "frozen" phenomenon. at the toy store, the clothing store, on primetime television and now, on the ice rink. tonight, how and why this hit movie is becoming big business. ♪ let it go ♪ let it go >> but first, the "nightline" five. >> when folks think about what th g

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