twitter and all of your mobile devices. our next newscast is 4:30 tomorrow morning. >> jimmy kimmle is next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- keanu reeves. from "survivor's remorse," mike epps. and music from milky chance. with cleto and the cletones. and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching.

thank you for coming here. it's very good to have you. i'm glad you're safe inside this building because we had an incident here yesterday. right across the street from us, some of our local costume characters, you know these guys, they, well, if you've been to hollywood, you know they pose for pictures with tourists and rare dirty super hero costumes. some of them were involved in a scuffle. catwoman, i think it's catwoman, some combination of bat girl and catwoman had a fight with mr. incredible. [ laughter ] here we go. you can see, they are really fighting. and chewbacca gets in on the action. to try to restrain them. and here comes where's waldo. also trying to break the fight up. you see, watch waldo here. gets -- he gets ahold of mr. incredible, who goes in and this is -- this is incredible. he actually throws catwoman to the ground. and then this guy comes in here

and he gets into it, mr. incredible. all while children and everyone else is watching. and i don't know what prompted this. mr. incredible should probably be in jail right now based on what i just saw, but -- i guess this finally answers the where's waldo question. he's on hollywood boulevard. but -- [ cheers and applause ] it's an unfortunate incident and the worst part is, this all happened the night before the new marshall's on our block opened up. this should have been a great time of tell brags. i have to get to the bottom of this. i am the captain of the neighborhood watch around here. so, we tracked down some of the parties involved. this is how we handle things. we form a justice league. now, catwoman and mr. incredible are nowhere to be found, but waldo and chewbacca, who as you saw, tried to stop the violence, are with us now. they are live on hollywood boulevard. gentlemen, thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ]

first of all -- i want to commend you both on being so courageous. what happened out there? >> well, the catwoman and mr. incredible were fighting each other, so, i just went in and i separated them. waldo was there first, he can tellou why. >> jimmy: yeah, waldo, tell us what your involvement was in this. >> i heard a scuffle between these two, catwoman and mr. incredible. and all i heard was cursing one another. i can't say those words on tv, but you know. >> jimmy: you don't know why they were cursing each other? >> no, no. >> jimmy: let's look at the beginning of the clip. you see it right there, chewbacca, you tried to get him in a full nelson and then the waldo tried to stop things. now, didn't seem like freddy krueger was helping much. waldo, you and freddy krueger

have very similar sweaters. are you worried people could confuse you? >> that's a good point, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> but my hat gives it away. >> jimmy: this, to me, is where waldo really shines. we got this in slow motion. before mr. incredible goes in the, you try to restrain him. even his costume, before he shuffles you away and goes in to fight. you almost got hold of him there. his foam rubber muscles. is he as powerful as he appears to be? >> no, he's a total -- one of those words i can't say on tv. >> jimmy: okay, good. now, let's bring in one of the other gentlemen who got involved in this. this is r.j. hello, r.j. you were just happening -- you out on the street selling cds. and you jumped in to fight mr. incredible. >> well, not to fight him. just to break it up, you know? but i was kind of mad at what he did. >> jimmy: let's look again at

what happened there. and we can see here, now, you jumped in. it looked like you were ready to fight mr. incredible. i mean, it definitely looked like you kind of squared off with him. what was going through your head? >> i was very angry. to see a man slam a woman to the ground like that is never appropriate. this is a place of -- >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] now, is it true -- is it true that you punched mr. incredible offcamera? >> hey, that's hearsay, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well -- did you ever think when you were a child, r.j., you would be fighting crime alongside chewbacca and wall dole? does anybody know mr. incredible's secret identity? >> no. >> jimmy: i heard a rumor that the place are offering a $100 reward for any information on him. >> i heard something like that, but -- i don't know.

>> jimmy: you would think they would go higher than 100. waldo, you are an expert at finding people. where is mr. incredible? >> that's a good question. i haven't found him yet. >> jimmy: i want to thank waldo, r.j., chewbacca. can i count on you guys to step in tomorrow if something happens at the taylor swift concert? >> yes. we'll be here. >> jimmy: may the force be with all of you. [ cheers and applause ] crazy out there. it might need some kind of a super hero to protect us from all of the super heroes. i hope this doesn't hurt sales of mr. incredible's halloween costumes. by the way, if you haven't settled on a halloween costume, get on it. you only have seven days left. they say all the elsa and ireman costumes are gone. i was looking at costume lgs online today, because my daughter is 3 months old. and this is what i happened upon. let's play what's wrong with

this picture. these are what they described as sexy "frozen" costumes. they are real. a quick wail y to know your pars didn't do a great job of raising is, is if you think it's a good idea to dressed up as a sexualized version of a disney cartoon. put that up there again. call me old fashioned, but dressing as a snowman should not require a bikini wax. the annual wastebook report was released today. this is an annual report lists what senator tom coburn describes as -- i didn't wade ii read it, i'm waiting for the movie come to come out. our government spent $387,000 giving rabbits a daily massage. that doesn't sound wasteful. that sounds adorable to me. [ laughter ] apparently it's an experiment. they were trying to gouge the

effect that massage has on muscles after exercise. it sounds ridiculous. let's see if you can tell the difference between a real government expebd sure from wastebook and an idea a stoner came up with on his own, okay? here we go. first idea, room full of monkeys playing video games to unlock the secrets of free will. stoner or government expenditure? the answer is -- that is a government expenditure. all right. next -- [ applause ] mountain lions on a treadmill. sto stoner or expenditure? and it is -- a real government expenditure. a metal foil that can keep mountains cold. stoner or expenditure? and the answer is -- that's a stoner. [ applause ]

teaching synchronized swimming to sea monkeys. expenditure or stoner? all right, couple of expenditures. all right. and the answer is -- expenditure. finally. a microchip that can read a cat's emotions. stoner or expenditure? and it is -- no, it's a stoner. i guess it could be both, really. if you think about it. but yes. that was up. thank you for playing. kind of ironic for a member of congress to be complaining about government waste. i think we spend around $5 billion every year on congress. we don't seem to be getting anything out of that, right? what we got is a report on how much money they waste, so thank you. speaking of major expenditures, a new starbucks drink is on the way. starting november 12th, starbucks will be offering a chestnut praline latte. i cannot wait to get my name

spelled wrong on one of those. it sounds like a celebrity baby name. chestnut praline jolie-pitt. coffee, for people who hate coffee. and i have to say, it's hard to criticize the government for wasteful spending when we pay $7 for candy-flavored coffee twice a day, right? they say a chestnut praline latte is the perfect beverage to buy rabbit after a relaxing massage. [ laughter ] all right. we have -- we have something very special for you tonight. our, you know, we do a show here in hollywood, which means we're at the epicenter of all celebrity activity. there's so much to cover. hard to keep track of it all. fortunately, we employ one of the most respected and hard working entertainment police reporters in the world. his name is guillermo. and it is time not for "mucho." ♪ mucho

♪ mucho >> tonight on "mucho." new couple sighting. is robin thicke making love to this pumpkin? get ready for a hump-kin pie. and did olivia wilde exercise today? we'll annoy her outside her car until she tells us. then, which big bang theory star has thumbs? and i-guana know. whose pet lizard is this? you guessed, it's zoe saldana's ig ghana. plus, beauty alert. you'll never guess which condiment celebrities are injecting into their faces. is that mustard, honey? yum. and poor thor. how much did chris hemsworth still owe on his student loans? >> bowow, a lot. >> wow, a lot! this and mucho mas, tonight on "mucho." we are live from the hollywood and highland center. the mall.

>> mucho! >> hello, everybody and welcome to "moucho." i'm guillermo. who wants to know what's happening in la-la land? jimmy, do you want to know what's happening in la-la land? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. [ laughter ] >> then show me some excitement. this is not your show, this is "mucho!" >> jimmy: i'm sorry. what do you have for us tonight, guillermo? >> hey, everyone. ready for a game? it is time to play guess who's pinky this is? >> guess whose pinky this is. >> it's time to guess whose pinky this is. if you think it's jared leto, text pinky to 5521. if you think it is neil patrick harris, text pinky to 6271. >> jimmy: i don't think that's either one of their pinkies.

>> i'm getting some breaking news. is jimmy kimmel pinky racist? why what do you have to say for yourself, jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy: i'm not pinky racist. that's not even a thing. >> tell it to the pinky, you son of a bitch! now, let's find out whose pinky it is. >> it's alfonso ribeiro. let them seal your pinky. >> stop it! why are you doing this? >> for "mucho." >> mucho! >> jimmy: guillermo, alfonso ribeiro was not one of the two choices you gave. >> i know. isn't that crazy? you know what that means? it is time for my new segment, that is mucho caliente. it is called, who is having sex with somebody? >> who is having sex with

somebody? >> nicole kidman and keith urban -- yep. they doing it. >> sexo! >> mucho sexo. ryan reynolds and blake lively? are also having sex. >> sexo. [ laughter ] kim car dash can yan and kanye west? they're having so much sex, they made a baby. and that's not just sex, that is much ch mucho sexo. that's wild. thanks, guillermo. keep up the great work. >> jimmy: guillermo, don't get me wrong this is all very, interesting, but do you have any celebrity interviews for us tonight? >> i thought you'd never ask, jimmy. now, it is time for my exclusive interview with brad pitt, probably. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your interview from brad pitt probably? >> that's right. take a look.

>> exclusivo. brad! brad pitt! it's me, guillermo! how is the smoothie? brad! brad! brad! brad! exclusivo. >> mucho! >> wow. such a nice guy. so down to earth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think that was brad pitt, though, is the thing. >> yes it was. that's it for "mucho." next time, i'll tell you which celebrity's docks adogs are gay. until then, i'm guillermo, and this is "mucho." >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from milky chance. mike epps is here. and we'll be right back with keanu reeves.

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>> jimmy: hello there, friends. tonight, from the new comedy show that is produced by lebron james, of all people, it's called "survivor's remorse." the very funny mike epps is here with us. and then, they are a duo from

germany. they have the number one alternative song in the country. making their television debut in the united states, the album is called "sadnecessary." milky chance from the at&t stage. tomorrow night, from "how to get away with murder," alfred enoch will be here. and we are shutting down hollywood boulevard for a soldout concert with taylor swift. how is a free concert sold out? [ laughter ] i guess there's no more space. join us, you can watch it on tv tomorrow night with taylor. our first guest tonight is the a very wealthy man. his movies have made more than $3.5 billion. he might be the richest keanu in the world. starting friday, you can see him in the new movie "john wick." please say hello to keanu reeves. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how's it going? [ cheers and applause ] welcome. >> good evening, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you turned 50 last month and happy birthday, but i -- tit's hard to believe, looking at you, maybe i'm getting older or you're just very, very youthful, but i would never guess you. >> reporter: were 50 years of if we just met. >> i am 50. golden. half century. >> jimmy: did you have a big party to celebrate this? >> no. >> jimmy: were you depressed about this? >> no. it was kind of like shock. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> like the week before, i was like -- oh, gosh, i'm 50. and i was like, what happened to the 40s? and then my friends were like, let's have a party, let's do something. and i was like -- i just -- no. >> jimmy: did you at least get a cake? did you get anything? >> my sister made me a cake.

>> jimmy: that's nice. >> what flavor? >> a chocolate cake. it was very nice. >> jimmy: your movies have made so much money. $3.5 billion. >> they entertain. >> jimmy: entertain, right, yes. and i was wondering, do you remember the first paycheck you ever got for acting? the first acting job that actually paid you something? how much was it and what did you do with it? >> let's see. the first job was a show -- i grew up in toronto, canada, and it was called -- that was kind of -- >> jimmy: people from toronto are -- >> toronto! >> jimmy: they're a little bit slower to identify themselves since mayor ford came around, i think. they keep it under their hats a little bit more. >> oops. and then, so, what was it, television show called "hanging in" and i got to play a tough guy and my line was, "hey, lady, where's the bathroom."

[ laughter ] and they had a rack of clothes and you had to choose your own and it was like, denim. with studs. i was -- after school program kind of thing. >> jimmy: you had to be a tough guy. denim and studs. >> i was liking at it, it was just, like, man -- >> jimmy: how much did you pay that? >> oh, that's right. that's the question. um -- i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't remember, huh? >> it was -- i was 15 years old, so -- i'm going to, $127. >> jimmy: that's not bad. i mean, for a 15-year-old -- >> that's bank. >> jimmy: did you spend that money right away? would you save it? >> it's gone. >> jimmy: it's gone now. [ laughter ] well -- we've got to find it. >> it's in the memories. >> jimmy: when i was a kid, i delivered pizzas. i had a drawer, i kept a ledger of every amount i made.

$64, whatever i made that night. and i just keep the cash and i became the bank for all my friends in the neighborhood. >> oh, yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: unfortunately, they would rarely pay the bank back, the loans that were issued. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it just looks good, too, when you are young. i had a paper route and i remember when you would collect and you'd get this pile of dough. it wasn't really a pile. but you had, like -- >> jimmy: seems like a pile. >> it was. it was just like -- ah, you know, you had to keep it. and then you had to give it back. >> jimmy: it's a weird thing, you can make a lot of money and you go, like, wow, i make a lot of money. but you never feel like you have more money that when you're a kid and you've got $100. >> oh, yeah. oh, my gosh. that's like -- >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. you cannot top that. it's impossible. >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: i want to ask you some very random questions, if you don't mind. because -- you know, i think you're an interesting guy. i'm interested in you. and -- [ cheers and applause ] i feel like you're -- have you

ever met another keanu? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, i have a cousin. >> jimmy: oh, there's a -- [ laughter ] >> there's a cousin keanu. >> jimmy: and nobody said, we have a keanu already. maybe we should stick with the one. >> yeah, but i didn't meet that guy until i was probably 8 or 9. so, i had never heard that name for another human until that moment. and i was just like, wow, hey. and, i had never met a keanu before. >> jimmy: do you have a nickname? have you ever had one. >> i have, yeah. >> jimmy: can you share that? [ laughter ] >> people call me different things sometimes. one that's really -- that's fun is, my middle name is charles. so, i have this one friend who always calls me charlie. >> jimmy: charlie. okay. have you ever seen a ghost? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah, when i was a kid. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: in hawaii? >> no, it was in new york.

>> jimmy: really? >> it was cool. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i'm a little kid, probably 6, 7 years old. new apartment and we just come from, where did we come from, we had come from probably australia. anyway, so, nanny in the bedroom, she's sitting over there, i'm like hanging out there's a doorway. we're looking over there and this jacket comes waving through the doorway, like, just an empty there's no head, there's no body, there's no legs, it's just there and it disappears. and i was a little kid and i thought, okay, well that's interesting. and then i looked over at the nanny and she's like this -- [ laughter ] and i'm like, oh, wow, so that was real. oh, okay. wow. >> jimmy: i didn't -- >> is that a ghost or a weird floating jacket? >> jimmy: that's a reason to move, to me. i don't know what it is. do you still have your tonsils? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. both of them?

>> sure. >> jimmy: what movie of all the movies you've made, was the least fun to make? >> oh, come on, jimmy. i can't. >> jimmy: what was the most fun to make? >> ah -- you know, i had the opportunity to work on, you know, a few projects that have changed my life as an artist and as a person and today i'm going to choose "the matrix" trilogy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that seems like a lot of work to me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're really going to like keanu's new movie. it's called "john wick." keanu reeves is here. we'll be right back.

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circumstances arise, my wife passes away and she gifts me this dog because she knows that i need someone or something to love. and then i meet this young lout who is played by ale allen, he and his gang decide to break into my house, steal my car and kill the dog. >> jimmy: yeah, it's -- >> and then, so, what happens is, john wick, who we've met who is kind of, you know, a sensitive guy, he's crying, he gets a little upset. and so through the course of the film, i mean, it's not really revenge, it's like -- it's like reclaiming. he wants to reclaim what was taken from him. >> jimmy: fighting for your puppy. >> i'm fighting -- i want to reclaim my, you know, the grief. anyway, so, in order to do that, i have to get this guy, it's kind of like first testament kind of old world. so, anyway, long story short, the directors tell me i killed

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>> jimmy: wow. that's some medallion you got there. what is that? >> what's up, jimmy. i got this out the cracker jack box, man. >> jimmy: congratulations. your show has been renewed for another season. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's -- tell everybody what the idea of the show is. >> okay, "survivor's remorse" is a loose story based off of lebron james's life. it's on starz. it's about, you know, how athletes and famous people make money and then they feel remorseful about making money and not bringing they friends and family with them. >> jimmy: i see. >> you know, because it's pressure when you come from the hood, you come from the ghetto and you make money, everybody feels like they're apart of you making money. >> jimmy: do you find that at all? do you have that in your life? >> i do, man. [ laughter ] i go back to my hometown, man, and everybody want -- all the guys in the hood want to say,

mike, tell everybody who told you to go up there and do that comedy thing. i say, well, you was in jail, so it wouldn't have been you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you an nba fan in general? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's your team? >> the pacers. shotout to the indiana pacers. >> jimmy: indiana pacers. >> we got 2 1/2 fans out there. >> jimmy: not even that. they are just being nice and playing along. do you go to a lot of the games? >> i do. i go to a lot of the pacer games. when i was young, i used to sit up in the $5 seats and i really couldn't see the men. i had to have binoculars when i watched them. now when i get front row seats and it's really -- >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah. it's really cool. now they have some of the police officers from back in the day is doing security and i see them, it's like, hey, i took you to jail back in the day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's not a fun reminder. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: are you from a big family? >> i am. i'm from a big family, man.

i got so many kids in my neighborhood. so many kids, my mother just ride past and wave. >> jimmy: how many kids in your family? >> let me see. about eight of us. >> jimmy: eight total? okay. >> eight total. >> jimmy: are they supported and excited about your career? >> they are. they are supportive about my career. you know, they all want to pull me to the side, though. when i go home, they all say, mike, i need to talk to you before you leave. they all want to pull me to the side and i have to tell all of them, no matter where you pull me at in the house, the answer is going to be the same. no. >> jimmy: what kind of things do they ask you for? >> i got a cousin -- they always got big ideas with my money, you know? [ laughter ] i got a cousin, you know, named billy ray, he pulled me to the side. yeah, billy ray. that ought to tell you how he is right there. billy ray? yeah. so, he pulls me to the side, he said, man, i got this great idea. i said, what's the idea?

i got a thing i want to do called buff and cuts. buff and cuts is, you can get a hair cut and get your car buffed while you're getting your hair cut. so, i'm like, okay, that's a red flag right there. >> jimmy: wait a minute. i think that sounds like a good idea. am i crazy? i think billy ray might be onto something here. >> buff and cuts? >> jimmy: follow me, billy ray. we'll talk about it. why did he require of you from buff and cuts? >> he sent me down and he said, you know, mike, we did a whole thing. he brought in an architect. they had a layout. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> the layout looked like a mall. and i'm like, okay, okay, you are going to put a barbershop and a buff and cuts in here. he said, man, i didn't really want to kill you. i didn't want to bring a big budget to you. i said, okay, what's the budget? he said, $1.5 million. i said what? what kind of hair cut and car wash is this for a million dollars? >> jimmy: well, you need

scissors. you should have one of those buzzer things. you have to have the capes. you can't have -- and then you got to have a bucket. you got to have water, the whole deal. >> you have to have it all. >> jimmy: the money goes very quickly. >> it does. >> jimmy: you play a character named uncle julius on the show. is this based on anyone in lebron james's actual family? >> i think the producer, maverick carter, his uncle julius was an uncle to lebron. shoutout to the guy who is starring in it, jesse usher, he's really good. a young guy, really funny, really great actor. and uncle julius is kind of like that uncle, like billy ray, he just hits on you for money. when he see you, he thinks you an s with two lines in it. >> jimmy: you are also working on -- i think we talked about this like a long time ago. but you have always wanted to play richard pryor in one of these bio-pics.

now, this is happening. >> yeah. i'm playing richard pryor. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we haven't talked about this at all. >> yeah, directed by the great lee daniels, great director. >> jimmy: wow, lee daniels is directing this? >> yes. oprah winfrey is playing the grandmother. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. for real. >> jimmy: wow. >> for some reason you think i'm lying, but -- >> jimmy: no. i thought maybe you were joking. but you realize now, you're going to be friendly with oprah, you're going to get hit up for a lot more than just buff and cuts, right? >> i know. and i had an idea for oprah for buff and cuts, i was going to take it to her. >> jimmy: well, she put her stamp on it, that could really take off. >> it really could. >> jimmy: that's something else. richard pryor is a guy who you idolized. >> i do. he's my idol, man. i think, you know, he's the best comic ever. you know, that's -- >> jimmy: i agree with you. >> that's the king of comedy, you know? [ applause ] and such a real guy, you know?

layers of this guy right here, richard pryor, i mean -- >> jimmy: did you know him? >> i sat down with richard pryor for a whole year, man. >> jimmy: that's a long meal. >> it was. and we talked about buff and cuts and -- [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: a year you spe. you spent a year with him? >> it was amazing, man. it was a great experience for a young comic, you know. i was young when i sat with him. i'm old now. >> jimmy: it's a great experience for anybody. >> yeah. he's the greatest, man. like i said, to be able to work with somebody like lee daniels and oprah winfrey is such an honor, you know. >> jimmy: i would think so. absolutely. i would like to play richard pryor with oprah and lee daniels. but i'm going to let this be your thing. >> okay. it would be amazing. tmz, the next morning. jimmy kimmel plays richard pryor, bumps mike epps out of the role. >> jimmy: stranger things have happened. it's great to see you. congratulations. mike epps, everybody. "survivor's remorse" is the

show. saturday nights on starz. we'll be right back with music from milky chance.

>> jimmy: i want to thank keanu reeves, mike epps and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. he will be rescheduled. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called, "sadnecessary." here with the song "stolen dance," milky chance. ♪ ♪ i want you by my side so that i never feel alone again they've always been so kind ♪ ♪ but now they've brought you away from here

i hope they didn't get your mind ♪ ♪ your heart is too strong anyway we need to fetch back the time ♪ ♪ they have stolen from us and i want you we can bring it on the floor you've never danced ♪ ♪ like this before we don't talk about it dancing on do the boogie all night long ♪ ♪ stoned in paradise shouldn't talk about and i want you we can bring it on the floor ♪ ♪ you've never danced like this before but we don't talk about it dancing on doin' the ♪ ♪ boogie all night long stoned in paradise shouldn't talk about shouldn't talk about ♪

♪ ♪ coldest winter for me no sun is shining anymore the only thing i feel is pain caused by the ♪ ♪ absence of you suspense is controlling my mind i cannot find the ♪ ♪ way out of here i want you by my side so that i never feel alone again ♪ ♪ and i want you we can bring it on the floor you've never danced like this before ♪ ♪ we don't talk about it dancing on do the boogie all night long

stoned in paradise ♪ ♪ shouldn't talk about and i want you we can bring it on the floor you've never danced ♪ ♪ like this before but we don't talk about it dancing on doin' the boogie all night long ♪ ♪ stoned in paradise shouldn't talk about shouldn't talk about ♪ and i want you we can ♪ ♪ bring it on the floor you've never danced like this before we don't talk about it ♪ ♪ dancing on do the boogie all night long stoned in paradise shouldn't talk about ♪

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