news app. next newscast is at 4:30 tomorrow morning. >> but right now on jimmy kimmel actress melissa mccarty have a grit time vichlt a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- melissa mccarthy. from "kingdom," frank grillo. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and music from billy idol. with cleto and the cletones. and now, guess what? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host.

thank you for watching. thank all of you here for coming. well, that's very kind. we have so much to get to tonight. there's a lot going on today. anybody here from toronto tonight? okay. well, there's an election for mayor going on in toronto today. voters there cast their votes to determine who will succeed probably the funniest mayor in the history of the world, rob ford. mayor ford dropped out of the race for health reasons. his brother doug stepped into the race to replacement. we don't have the results yet. guillermo, do you have the results? >> not yet. >> jimmy: we don't have the results yet. [ laughter ] but the polls today had doug ford trailing john tory, the front-runner, by ten points. it's like little that the ford dynasty has come to an end. does toronto really need a mayor? they've been doing pretty well without him. on december 1st, when the new guy gets sworn in, the slot for most interesting mayor in the world will be wide open and right now it looks like the best person to fill that slot is a

candidate from oakland. i have to thank one of my followers on twitter eter for alerting me to this. on tuesday, the city of oakland is going to elect a new mayor there are 15 people running. one of them is a gentleman named peter lou. on his website, he describes himself as the world's smartest leader. here he is in a q and a with "the san francisco chronicle." >> something surprising about me is, i had a relative who called me a piece of [ bleep ] ten years ago and improved him wrong. because when i use the power safety plan, i get to know how to create teamwork, how to learn about leadership, how to create companies and i became a multimillionaire because of that. and because i rose from being the poor to rich, i would teach people how to go on to be successful with the same plan that i took.

>> jimmy: he has an amazing success story. very successful guy. the best ear lobes i think i've ever seen. he claims to be a multimilliona running for mayor because god asked him to. this is his picture from the official election website. if that's his tinder profile, i am swiping left. this is a great quote. they asked him what he would do about what they call the digital divide in oakland. this is where wealthy neighbors have more access to high speed internet than poor neighborhoods. he wrote, the lesson here is this. when your son says, mommy, daddy, i need internet access to homework, this really translates to, i am going to masturbate online while my parents at work yo. he wrote the word yo. i mean, it's no crack, but it's a start, right? unfortunately, his stance on this issue has attracted attention from a very powerful

special best group who today released this ad attacking peter and supporting a rival candidate. >> oakland mayoral candidate peter lu says that teenagers who tell their parents they need the internet for homework are really using it to watch pornography online. peter liu is a narc. on election day, vote for someone who keeps his mouth shut. seth widener. he believes in freedom. seth will fight to protect your right to stay in the bathroom with your mom's laptop for just as long as you please. on november 4th, vote for seth. paid for my teenage boys who appreciate knocking first to e select seth weidner. >> i'm seth weidner and i approve this message. >> jimmy: meanmeanwhile, rememb anthony weiner? he could have been the world's

most interesting mayor. he's mixed up in another twitter-related controversy. he favorited this selfie and let's look at hir bio. it says, filling in for your wife since 2001. #rockhardmonday. [ laughter ] at a certain point, shouldn't he have his thumbs voluntarily amputated? fw guillermo, did you know today's rock hard monday? >> i had no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's nice. fortunately, billy idol is here to help us rock very hard. [ cheers and applause ] this is bad but it was very good. last night before game five of the world series, arron lewis butchered the lyrics to our national anthem and the local bay area nbc affiliate made it even worse. ♪ what so proudly we hailed were

so gallantly streaming ♪ >> well -- that's not exactly how it goes. and when you're singing the national anthem before game five of the world series, an international audience -- >> why is this such a cluster [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the f-bombs bursting in air there are a lot of good college football games over the weekend. college football fans are among the most passionate in all of sports. so, on saturday, ole miss lost to their s.e.c. rival lsu and this ole miss fan, her name is ashley, was especially upset because her boyfriend invited 30 lsu fans over to watch the game with them. >> i hate lsu! i [ bleep ] hate lsu! [ bleep ]. i hate them.

get the [ bleep ] away from me! i hate you're [ bleep ] tigers. i hope they die on the way home. ole miss football is my life, robert. it's my life. >> jimmy: come on, robert. [ laughter ] that's what happens when you mix mountain dew and milk. now, this is how you root for a team. a 9-month-old kid, his name is ace. he appears to be well on his way to becoming a professional referee. >> touchdown! yay! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: change my diaper signal.

every halloween, there is always one popular costume you see over and over again. this year, i think it's going to be elsa from frozen. there are going to be a lot of elsas this year. when trick or treaters come to the door, you have to pretend to be excited. kids expect it. so, here's how to handle the upcoming elsa-pocalypse, okay? >> trick or treatment. >> jimmy: great elsa costume. happy halloween. >> you, too. >> jimmy: all right. >> trick or treat. >> jimmy: oh two more elsa. hereou go, guys. have a good one. >> thanks. >> happy halloween. >> jimmy:halloween. who is there? oh. >> trick or treat. >> jimmy: sexy elsa. there you go. aren't you a little old for this? all right. put on a sweater. [ laughter ] all right. what do we have here? >> trick or treat.

>> jimmy: all right. that's unfortunate. there you go. >> thank you. all right. who is at my door now? oh. a dog elsa. no chocolate for you. that's no good. you can have some beef jerkey, okay? happy halloween. all right. >> trick or treat. >> jimmy: finally, something else. chewbacca. >> i'm elsa dressed up as chewbacca. >> jimmy: all right. i see, you get points for originality. there's some candy for you. >> wow, thanks. >> jimmy: okay. bye. >> hey, that dog told me you have bef jeref jerky. >> jimmy: there you go. that's enough. all right, there you go. all right, get out of here. happy halloween. if he comes back a third time, you call the police. actually, one more thing. you know, as you may or may not

know i'm a bitle of an entrepreneur. did you know i invented dip n dots? that's absolute lly true. i'm always on the lookout for the next big business opportunity. on friday night, i teamed up with guillermo and we made a pitch together. we had a really great idea so, we took it to the place where great concepts become reality. we took it to a place where we knew our pitch would be appreciated and heard. >> next into the tank is a late night talk low host and his side kick who feels they have a solution to a disturbing problem. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, and this is my partner guillermo. and i want to tell you a story. years ago, i took my family to a petting zoo and i was disturbed by what i saw and more importantly, what my family saw. every animal there was naked.

buck naked. my family was uncomfortable, but most importantly, i was uncomfortable. and i'm sure the animals were uncomfortable, too. but then i thought, every problem is an opportunity. and every opportunity is a gift. and today, my gift to you is this. the future of equine fashion. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: i present to you, horse pants. [ laughter ] say hello to my model and business partner, buttercup. as you can see, he's wearing docker style khakis. they're comfortable, fashionable and business casual. appropriate for the track or the barn. guillermo and i are looking for $500,000 for a 10% stake in our company. we have plans for a full line of horse pants. you can see here, we have the

logo. we have cargo shorts for horses. and even spanx. [ laughter ] we brought samples for all of you to give to your horses. guillermo will hand those out. >> thank you, guillermo. >> jimmy: you can see, it's the finest material. >> mark, you took my leopard. >> this matches my bedspread. >> is it one size fits all? >> jimmy: no, each horse is custom fit. i fit each horse myself. horses love them. and with your help, we can put them on all the horses in the world. look at the opportunity here. these are horses that are currently wearing pants. [ laughter ] these are horses that could be wearing pants. all of them. and you can see, the amount of money we will make is astronomical. right now, we're at 0, maybe even a little below that. we could go all the way up to 600, who knows, maybe $700 billion. you have any questions?

>> how much money have you invested in this? >> jimmy: $41,000. most of that went to my mother who has been making these pants in the basement. >> guillermo doesn't look very happy. >> oh, i am very happy. >> jimmy: guillermo told me earlier this is the happiest day of his life. also guillermo what will we call these for the hispanic market? bring you great money. >> jimmy, you asked me for $500,000 for 10%. thatputes a value of $5 million. the chart tells me you made zero dollars. why do you think horse pants are worth $5 million today? >> jimmy: well, there are so many horses right now without pants. and we believe, at one time, human becomes didn't wear pants, either. and now look at us. [ laughter ] we're all wearing pants. >> here's my concern. you have zero market share. how are you going to grow this business? do you have a plan?

>> jimmy: we're going to pass on that question. >> jimmy, are you going to go barn to barn? >> jimmy: not really, no. i was thinking that we'd hire some other people to do that. guillermo has some friends and actually some relatives that are very willing to work for a very reasonable rate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, i think you ought to take this one out behind the barn and shoot it. i'm out. >> jimmy: whoa. >> jimmy, i like it. i think in all the six years i've been up here, this is my one opportunity to make more money than mark cuban. i'll give you $5 million for 10%. yeah, we'll take that. >> all right!

>> good job. good job. can i touch the horse? >> jimmy: absolutely. >> robert, i got two words for you, buddy. glue factually. >> oh, come on. >> jimmy: i'm excited. >> hopefully make a lot of money. >> jimmy: i'll tell my mom to start making pants. thanks, guys. >> good luck. >> that was so great. >> we did good. >> jimmy: when you said that thing about pants, about the pants on the horse -- whoa. i don't know how we're even going to start spending this money. we're definitely not going to spend it on horse pants. >> no, no. >> jimmy: very stupid idea. >> buy a house in cabo. >> i think you overpaid. >> our wives are going to be so happy. >> jimmy: oh, i'm getting divorced. >> you are? maybe i should do that, too. [ cheers and applause ] >> lot of money. >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. we have music from billy idol. frank grillo is here. and we'll be right back with melissa mccarthy, so stick around. bacardi family.

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>> jimmy: hello there, friends. tonight, from the new show "kingdom," the very powerful frank grillo is here. then, this is his new album. it's called "kings and queens of the underground." billy idol from the at&t stage. billy also has a new autobiography called "dancing with myself." he had to call it that, right? i mean, why not? tomorrow night on the show, our guests will be nicole kidman, dylan mcdermott and we'll hear music from blood orange. and later this week, will arnett, andy samberg, lisa kudrow, scott foley, rosie perez. and music from lady antebellum, aloe blacc and the flaming lips with grace potter on halloween night.

our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actress with a very successful tv show. everything is going well for her, so let's try not to ruin it tonight. she stars opposite bill murray in the new movie "st. vincent," which is in theaters now. please welcome melissa mccarthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. you're being received enthusiastically. isn't that nice? [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. i feel like -- i feel like i should lay down, because that was great. go out on a high note. >> jimmy: hard to go from there. >> only going to crash from here. i'm sorry.

last time you were here, you were just about to get your hands and feet imprinted in cement across the street. >> i did it. i also took your advice. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. remember what you told me? >> jimmy: i do remember, yeah. >> i went barefoot. i went barefoot and i did -- i don't wear shoes on my hands. i put shoes here. that was his advice. and -- but yeah, i did it barefoot and i was -- >> jimmy: i was so happy you listened to me. nobody ever listens to me. and these are supposed to be your hands and feet. melissa mccarthy is being honored. >> you and susan saran ddon sai that. >> jimmy: was that a fun day for you? >> mind blowing. >> jimmy: family came out? >> my whole family was there. they were in town and i just -- i didn't know what to expect. i had never been to one. i couldn't quite process that it was happening. when i pulled up, i was like, oh, no. i hope a building isn't on fire. there seems to be a commotion. like --

>> jimmy: a lot of people out there. >> a lot of people. but i was like, oh, no, what's happening? someone is like, it's for the -- it's for you to do that. i was like, what? that's crazy. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. it's bigger than -- there are people that have stars out there, but when you're asked to imprint yourself -- >> it's really something. and it's just -- to see, like, as i was doing that, i look up, i see my mom and dad, my sister, my kids, it was overwhelming. >> jimmy: how long ago did you come out to l.a. to become an actress? >> i've probably been here 17 years. something like that. >> jimmy: that didn't cross your mind that you would be in that position. >> no, it did not. i thought, i hope i don't end up laying on it. i did not think that i would -- >> jimmy: what did you do? >> i could throw back a couple in my day. >> jimmy: what did you do for money when you came out here? >> i didn't have a car. so, i didn't have any money and i didn't have the a car so i could only -- i lived in santa monica. my nice friend let me move into his studio where we slept in his

kitchen. >> jimmy: wow. >> i worked at starbucks, the y in santa monica and a dry cleaners on third and wilshire, where i was actually held up. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah. it's 3:00 in the afternoon. wilshire avenue and third, which is like sunny and bright and people are out walking. i walked in and there was a guy behind the register and i was like, oh, that's weird. wonder -- he lost his ticket? i see a gun, i was like, oh, my god! and i couldn't -- everything that you should say or do did not happen. and he had my backpack, my license, my keys, my makeup, which i didn't have -- i was like, i can't replace mascara. i don't have any money. and i just kept crying, going, you have my bag, it has my makeup in it. he was like, shut the blank up. i was like -- with a gun. and i kept crying. now i'm like, what an idiot. why didn't you just go, like, take it instead of like, my miss kara!

terrible. and i followed him out and -- >> jimmy: he took your mascara? was he a goth robber? >> no, he was just taking the whole thing. >> jimmy: oh, boy. did that catch him, do you think? >> they did. i went to court enough times and finally put him in jail. >> jimmy: good. that must have been satisfying. >> it was weird, because i got home and you have that -- it's so rattling. it's a terrible experience. and i think, oh, my god. he has my keys, he has my i.d. so, i'm -- my roommate's not home. i'm crying, i'm walking around just thinking, every little noise and i had -- probably get in trouble for telling this, but i had a friend call that i hadn't seen for awhile from new york and i pick up the phone just because i'll talk to anybody, i don't want to be alone. i'm clearly really crying. and he's like, what happened? i got held up today. put a gun in my face. he goes -- i had an audition that felt like i had a gun in my face all day. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: no, no. >> but i didn't want to be alone, because i thought if he burstsn the door, i want to be on the phone. i just sat there, like, audibly crying while he talked for 45, 50 minutes about, these casting people think they're -- i was like -- >> jimmy: that's terrible. >> it went on for an eternity. and my roommate came on. in the middle of the story, i hung up. i was like, i bet i'll never talk to him again. >> jimmy: did you? >> no. >> jimmy: did he become a famous person that we can guess who it is? >> no. >> jimmy: he did not. >> no. >> jimmy: he might still be on the phone talking for all you know. [ laughter ] we have a photograph here. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: this is a halloween costume, i guess. you and jennifer esposito. >> the delight, yes. that's -- now, that's my idea of halloween, there. >> jimmy: who are you dressed as

there? >> it's -- i used to -- this is years ago. i used to live on the same block as adam levine -- i know. like one of the few people i get kind of goofy for. he drove next to me on a motorcycle. i was like, hi, hi. but they had a huge -- they had a huge halloween party, massive, and i'm pretty sure we got a pity invite just so we wouldn't call the cops because i was not hanging out with adam levine. >> jimmy: you weren't? >> you couhe was like, you shou come. i was like, yes. that's how we dressed. i'll go as my aunt bernice. and we showed up and every single -- every single woman was in a different kind of bikini. but it was, like, what are you? i'm a cave girl. for a bikini. i'm a medic. like, just -- two crosses and, like, there's a stethoscope

around her waist. every single woman had a bikini on of a different ilk. >> jimmy: at adam levine's house? i find that so hard to believe. >> people looked at me, they were like, what are you? and i was like, i'm my aunt bernice. and they were like, why would do that? [ laughter ] and they were -- they were so horrified that i looked like that, like it wasn't funny, it didn't seem like ironic. >> jimmy: are you going his party this year? >> i'm going to crash it, find out where he lives now. >> jimmy: he moved. >> i'm coming for you. >> jimmy: watch out. aunt bernice is coming for you. we come back, we're going to talk about your excellent new movie, it's called "st. vincent." melissa mccarthy is here. we'll be right back. thoughtfully crafted and intelligently designed.

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so what have you been crying about? >> it's a long story. >> okay. what's the punch line? >> my ex wants custody. >> there goes my job security. >> you [ bleep ]. >> that could have gone either way. >> jimmy: that's melissa mccarthy and bill murray in "st. vincent," which is in theaters now. you did a great job in the movie. it's really great. >> it's a special movie. i think those movies don't come around that afternoon, so, pretty jazzed to be in it. >> jimmy: did you have

bill murray? i assume you did. >> really boring. nothing unexpected. really by the book. yeah, he's like -- i don't know, he's like fluid molten crazy great smart. >> jimmy: did he do anything that was particularly exciting? >> i mean, from him, like, ripping by security on, like, razors and you're like, what, where's bill? he's two blocks down in park slope. you're two blocks behind him. and when we did the big press junket, we were at the toronto time m festival and it's really -- you know, you -- it's a little mule vie. we're really trying to pack everything in. everybody was tense about making the day and we want to get all the press we can. hopefully the little movie that could and it doing great and around lunchtime bill just decided that all the actors, everyone there doing press was going to get into cars and everyone that was working in the movie was like, what, no, you can't leave the hotel. he's like, everyone in a car! everyone in a car! and the actors just start running, i'm like, i'm going

wherever murray tells me to go. he tells me to get into a car, i'm in. so, we get into cars and he's like, hustling us into cars. we don't know where we're going. he's like, go, go, go, i don't know where i'm -- i'm hanging out a window, bill, i don't know where i'm going! he said, doesn't matter, go! he told our driver, we end up 20 minutes away. we were supposed to have a 15-minute lunch. 20 minutes away at this beautiful house of a friend of his that he's known forever. naomi watts and i get out and we're like, having this conversation in front of this house of, like, you go in, i was like, you're much more approachable. you go in. we don't know whose house it is. bill's nowhere to be seen. nowhere. and she's like no, you go. i'm like, you go in, you're friendlier. say you're lost. we finally go up and knock on the door and they're like, hi, come on in. bill said you're coming. we're like, what's happening? [ laughter ] and we went in and had, like,

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contain artificial colors or sweeteners. you got it? >> i got it. >> got it. >> come on, man. >> i go this way! too healthy. >> hey. >> all natural. >> too natural. healthy! >> my friend. any of this food has art financial flavor. >> no. >> can i get the chicken? >> there you go. >> thanks. >> this has artificial -- >> no. >> this one? >> no. >> which one? >> none of them. >> then keep it, man. >> three, two, one -- what happened, guys? >> i think all the food here is too healthy. >> you don't find nothing. >> the reason you couldn't find any items is because we don't have any of that in our food. which means you're both winners. >> yeah! >> i love you, man.

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from billy idol. if you've ever wanted to see one of the jonas brothers get punched in the face, our next guest has just the show for you. it is called "kingdom." you can see it on directv wednesday night gts s at 9:00 o audience network. please say hello to frank grillo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> wow. >> jimmy: so, this show is about fighting and not like the real housewives wig-pulling kind of fighting. real competitive, like, mixed martial arts fighting. >> at its core, it's a family drama with a bunch of delinquents. but it's in this world of mixed martial arts. >> jimmy: people are surprised because there's a jonas brother in it and he fights. >> he fights, yeah. >> jimmy: he's a good fighter? i believe you.

>> yes. i was against it. i was against it. we have the same agent and they had called, said, listen, nick jonas, i said, no! never going to happen. >> jimmy: are you allowed to say no to another actor on the show? >> yeah. so, i said, it's not -- because i did a movie called "warrior," which is kind of like the mixes martial arts movie. i have a lot at stake here. and there's just no way nick jonas is ever -- he's not doing it. forget it. don't send him in. they sent him in. and 30 guys come in and he was one of the last guys and i sat there and inread with him and i looked at the producer, i said, oh, he's the guy. that's the guy. i mean, he was that much better than everyone else. >> jimmy: it's funny how people are surprised, just because he was in a band with his brothers, we must all be able to beat him up, right? >> by the way -- >> jimmy: it's ridiculous. >> you can't beat him up. >> jimmy: i know. >> he's been famous and doing this since he's 8.

>> jimmy: yeah. >> he's so nuanced. >> jimmy: he's got a lot of anger. >> and he's rich! >> jimmy: and people screw with him all the time. >> he is angry. he is angry about the whole jonas thing. i'm don't know if i'm supposed to say this on tv. not crazy about the other brothers. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i don't know. crazy stuff. >> jimmy: i had no idea. now, you're a real -- you have real fighting background. you're trained in what arts? >> i could kill you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm sure you could. >> no, but i'd love to. >> jimmy: please don't. >> i would never. >> jimmy: i don't think any guest has ever said that to me before. guillermo, you stand by there doing nothing! >> i'll take care of him. >> jimmy: some security i have over there. >> i'd kill him, too. no. yeah, i've got a background in jujitsu and boxing and wrestling and all kinds of fun stuff. >> jimmy: you do your own fighting. it's you, flight. >> yeah. in fact, on the show, everybody did their own stuff but there was some injuries and, but yeah. i'm kind of a physical, angry

guy. >> jimmy: you like -- really enjoy that. you like getting in there and mixing up. >> i like getting punched in the face. >> jimmy: you do. what about it do you like? >> you know, it's weird because people have been asking me this for years. why do you like getting punched in the face? remember that movie "fight club?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's something for me that i really feel alive when somebody -- punch me in the face, jimmy. >> jimmy: no. [ cheers and applause ] >> please! >> jimmy: you might leap on and kill me. there's something -- there is like almost like a buzzing when you get punched in the face, there's this kind of feeling of -- it's almost like being drunked in a way, right? >> well, nothing's quite like being drunk. but -- [ laughter ] you know, you realize after you get punched this the face that you're going to be okay and you can continue on. i think it's the fear that keeps you afraid.

>> jimmy: uh-huh. >> does that make any sense at all? >> jimmy: ah, no, no. >> i know when a person has not been punched in the face. a guy will be mouthy in the subway to somebody or, i'm like, that guy's never been -- >> jimmy: when was the last time you were in a fight that was not sanctioned by some body, like, on the street? >> oh, fweez. about three years ago. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, you know, i've had some anger issues in the past. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so, i was -- it was during a period where i was doing the dalai lama tapes and it was working. no, this is a true story. i was meditating. i live in new york city, i have three sons, it's exhausting. and so i was meditating and it was really working. so, i had to put my middle guy on the bus and he's got adhd, some issues and stuff, he's kind of a quirky kid. i'm putting him on the bus. i take him downstairs, i have my papers, i was going to go read. i put him on the bus and there's a beeping, i'm liking at the bus driver, just relax, i have to

put him. next thing you know, the guy is banging on the window right where i'm putting my son on the bus who is now screaming. he's screaming. i kind of panic, i look at the bus driver, i said, jose, i'm going to get off the bus. something might happen, keep going. so, i get off the bus and this guy, this idiot is screaming at me at the top of his lungs. >> jimmy: why? >> because the bus was in his way. he's a plumber. he had to get to a plumbing job really fast. >> jimmy: wow. >> as he's screaming at me, i thought, i'm going to punch him in the face. [ laughter ] and i punched him in the face twice. twice. i was just listening to the dalai lama. i swear to you. the secrets of happiness. that's what i'm listening to. and i was happy. and i punched him. his friend got out of the van, i was like, yeah! and then i took my papers because my wife is upstairs and i knew i'd get in trouble. i got upstairs, she's like, i heard horns, is everything okay?

it's all fun. >> jimmy: honey, the toilet's clogged. i called the guy. >> and then i started listening to the dalai lama again. that was the last time. >> jimmy: well, this is a terrific story. i'd like to travel around with you, you can beat people who annoy me up. that would be nice. frank grillo, everybody. the show is called "kingdom." it airs wednesday nights, 9:00 on the audience network on directv. thank you, frank. we'll be right back with billy idol. roars )rring ) - ( roars ) ( siren wails ) ( pop music playing ) ♪ when you're ready ♪ ready, ready, ready

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank melissa mccarthy, frank grillo and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is coming up next, but first, this is his album. it's called "kings and queens of the underground." here with the song "can't break me down" -- billy idol. ♪ ooh ooh

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to knock me out no you can't break me down ♪ ♪ it's just my natural reaction when i hit the floor ♪ ♪ im the original assassin ♪ ♪ i come up for more ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ you put me up so you can watch me crumble ♪ ♪ i always knew you were some kind of trouble ♪ ♪ lurking you can't hurt me cause i see just how your evil's working ♪ ♪ a silver tongue with the best of intentions ♪ ♪ but you're a child with the cruelest inventions ♪ ♪ burning you're just hurtin i know somewhere deep in hell ♪ ♪ you're workin ♪ you want to rain on my

survival story ♪ ♪ you're crazy baby cause i've never had a doubt ♪ ♪ i'm singin songs about love and glory ♪ ♪ oh oh oh your gun went ♪ ♪ bang bang bang you shot me to the ground ♪ ♪ but you can't break me down bang bang bang ♪ ♪ you tried to knock me out no you can't break me down ♪ ♪ it's just my natural reaction when i hit the floor ♪ ♪ i'm the original assassin ♪ ♪ i come up for more ♪ ♪ you don't know what you started you hit but missed the target ♪ ♪ you don't know what you started

you hit but missed the target ♪ ♪ you don't know what you started you hit but missed the target ♪ ♪ you don't know what you started you hit but missed the target ♪ ♪ bang bang bang you shot me to the ground ♪ ♪ but you can't break me down bang bang bang ♪ ♪ you tried to knock me out no you can't break me down ♪ ♪ you tried to knock me out ♪ no you can't break me down ♪ it's just my natural reaction when i hit the floor ♪ ♪ i'm the original assassin ♪ ♪ i come up for more

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