>> have a great night, everyone. thanks fortuning in. for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- maya rudolph. from "american horror story", michael chiklis. and music from kenny chesney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi there, how are you? i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the

show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very kind. [ cheers and applause ] as you know, today is election day in the united states. the polls are closed, the people have spoken. how many of you voted today? be honest. all right. [ applause ] i don't believe a lot of you. i think i voted today. is voting the one where they give you apple juice and a cookie afterward? wait, i might have given blood. i don't know. this was a big election for pot smokers. marijuana issues were on the ballots in five states. in alaska, they voted on a measure that would legalize marijuana for retail sale, which would mean a lot of baked alaskans. [ laughter ] if you -- [ applause ] if you want to get -- if you want to get marijuana users to vote, don't hold the election two day s after we turn the clocks back. midterm elections aren't as popular as presidential elections. 40 million viewer voters for the

midterms in 2010 than there were for the presidential election in 2012. people forget or don't care or they are too busy. some people just don't want to wait in line, which is fine, but the way i see it, if you can't find the time to wait in line to vote, on black friday, we better not see you camped outside walmart all night. [ cheers and applause ] for some discount blu-ray player. it's got to be one or the other. here in california, 42% of voters didn't note that our governor, jerry brown, was running for re-election, which i get how that can be confusing. you put a sign that says brown on your lawn, people think it has something to do with the brought. but by the way, the last time we knew who was runúajíñ for governor here, we voted for arnold schwarzenegger, so, we might be better off in the dark on this one. did you hear, miley cyrus is dating arnoldschwarzenegger's son? i didn't know she broke up with the foam finger. i thought they were very happy. what a couple that is. [ cheers and applause ]

they had a kid together, that child's grandfathers would be arnold schwarzenegger and billy ray cyrus. i'd dive right back into the womb. [ laughter ] anyway, back to voting. i voted by mail, which is a lot easier, but there's something about it that bothers me. look at this. i took this picture of the envelope they sent. they make you put postage on it. and not just any postage, first class postage. the most luxurious kind. and not only do i have to buy a stamp when i vote by mail, i don't get one of those "i voted" stick earls that everybody's wearing, which puts me at a net of negative two stickers, if you include the stamp i stuck on the thing. and the other problem is, when you go online to buy stamps, the post office charges you $1.30 to deliver them. you have to pay postage to buy postage. meanwhile, congress can send anything they want through the mail for free. it makes no sense. and i know it's only 49 cents,

but that's not the point. voting is supposed to be free. i don't understand this. i really don't understand it at all. i asked the super visor from the post office down the street here in hollywood to come biy -- that's andrew. i see andrew. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> thanks for having me, jimmy. >> reporter: so, andrew, can you explain this? i mean, why do we need to put -- to buy a stamp to vote? >> well, i'm sure you know this, but the u.s. postal service is facing unprecedented financial challenges. we work hard every day to bring you the best possible service but right now, every penny counts. >> jimmy: should we have to pay to do our civic duty? >> i think so, yes. >> jimmy: really? what if a person is handicapped? they don't have 49 creents. that means they don't get to vote. >> um -- can i g honest with you, jimmy? >> jimmy: of course. >> we really need money. i mean, things are really, really bad right now. at the branch i work at down the

street, they turned off the heat. you know those bed, bath and beyond coupons? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we've been burning them to keep warm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was wondering why i stopped getting those. >> that's not even the worst of it. the post office in tulsa, oklahoma, they've been taken over by a war lord. it's crazy. >> jimmy: there are war lords in tulsa? >> oh, yeah. there's plenty. we can't even afford lunch. if you send food through the mail, we will eat it. [ laughter ] we'll pull it right out of the box and eat it. i'm not proud, we have to do it. >> jimmy: how do you know which boxes have the food in them? >> we sniff them. [ laughter ] we sniff them, jimmy. >> jimmy: really? >> that's how desperate we are. just put a stamp on your ballot and mail it and just shut up, okay? >> jimmy: all right, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to upset you. >> it's fine. i do have a package for you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> send this over to you. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thanks. very nice. um -- let's see. thank you. >> while i'm here, do you have any food here? >> jimmy: any food? >> do you have food here? >> jimmy: i think there's some chicken skewers in the green room. >> okay, thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. that's our friendly neighborhood postman. maybe the -- maybe the fastest i've ever seen a mail carrier move. here, put this with the other props. if you think things go slowly here in the united states, this video is from serbia. this is how they write parking tickets over there. [ laughter ] it's not funny. more than half the fatal accidents in serbia are caused by typing while driving. this is good, too. this is from scotland. it happened on halloween. a bunch of guys dressed as bowling pins, decided to stand in front of a police car. it seems like the police over there have a better sense of humor than our police here in the united states.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a strike. another event in the uk, the dallas cowboys traveled to london today. dallas in london on sunday and to publicize it, they came up with a special twitter hash tag today. this is the hash tag they come up with. it says #cowboysuk. but it could be cowboy suck. [ laughter ] this is kind of crazy. today isn't just election day. it's national candy day today. which -- [ cheers and applause ]

i don't know. seems like -- didn't we just have national candy day? halloween. that's national candy day. today should be national candy nobody wanted to eat that much but now it's the only thing left in the trick or treat bag day. [ laughter ]candy's gone and th smarties are the only thing left. tomorrow is national healthy eating day. but tomorrow is also national doughnut day, which seems like bad planning. [ applause ] and then thursday -- is national nachos day. poor national healthy eating day. it's totally outgunned. i have a tradition. on the night before national healthy eating day, i leave a plate of kale out for michelle obama. [ laughter ] last night -- [ cheers and applause ] we showed the video last night, we do it every year where we ask parents to tell their kids they ate all their halloween candy. the kids went nuts. we have another hall won tradition around here. every year, my cousin sal welcomes children to his doorway

for some holiday mischief. so, we set a bunch of cameras up on the porch to wish the children in his neighborhood a happy cousin saloween. >> hey, happy halloween. you looking for tricks or treats? >> treats. >> you want a treat? >> yeah. >> i have something perfect for you guys. you like popcorn balls? >> uh-huh. >> stay right here. don't go anywhere. here you go. >> oh, my god. >> here's one. hold on. hold on. >> and luckily i have two of these. go ahead, you look strong. >> are these real? >> yeah, they're real. you're going to be fine. >> i don't want it. >> i'll roll it down the stairs for you, all right? here, catch it. you got it, keep going. keep rolling it home.

that should last you a year. >> mommy. mom, it's sticky! >> hi! >> trick or treat. >> trick or treat to you. are you looking for candy? >> yeah. >> okay, hold on one second. i just need you to sign this override release. sign here please. good. and then we just need you to hit this three times. here and here and here. you'll be getting copies of this later. >> signature? >> yeah, your signature. and here, second party, third party. and -- oh, you got that. and then twice over here. >> oh, initial? >> yeah, initials there. >> okay. and you are done. nope, no, no you're not. wait a second. right there.

all right. that's it. >> all right. >> thank you. and here is your candy. you like that. you like skittles? it's a purple one. all right. wait, hold on, did you write the date down on these? come on back. come on back. need you to date. all right. going to take about a half hour. >> trick or treat. rock pa rock, paper scissors? [ laughter ]

>> trick or treat! >> hey! happy halloween. oh, you got "star wars" theme going. you want to see me use the force? you do? you? yeah? all right. let me see your candy bucket, mr. storm trooper. i'm going to use the force to lift your candy to the heavens, okay? [ laughter ] see, i did it. happy halloween. >> oh, my goodness! >> i have your candy, admiral.

and i am your father! and i will be taking your candy, thank you. >> was this worth it for the purple skittle? >> no. >> no, that's what i thought. okay, keep going. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. hold on. you got to clean that up! every one of those things. what is that, guillermo? >> skittles! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a real life pinata! >> you want something? >> jimmy: i'll have a few later. all right, thank you. we have a good show for you tonight. we have music from kenny chesney. michael chiklis is here and we'll be right back with maya rudolph, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hello again, friends. tonight, he can currently be seen flexing his acting muscles and the real ones too in "american horror story: freak show." michael chiklis is here. and then, this is his latest album. it's called "the big revival." kenny chesney from the at&t outdoor stage. i want to mention, you can see kenny live at the cma awards on abc tomorrow night. and after that, we're going to make television history. our show will be simulcast in hollywood and nashville via hologram. there will be a hologram of us live at the cma theater in nashville and a hologram of the performers in nashville live here in hollywood. i have no idea how it's going to work. probably won't work. [ laughter ] and i'll be left talking to

nobody. but -- it should be fun to watch either way. we'll have appearances from and with tim mcgraw, faith hill, brad paisley, florida georgia line and a couple of surprise guests, too so, that is tomorrow night. our first guest tonight is a very funny person with seven seasons of "saturday night live" under the loops of her belt. her new animated movie "big hero 6" opens in 3d on friday. please welcome maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i just want to tell you, i'm not sick, i'm just -- i screamed yesterday for a stupid -- >> you were at a katy perry concert? >> jimmy: exactly. how are you? the last time you were here, you had -- >> pregnant or something. >> jimmy: you had two kids.

>> right. >> jimmy: and it hasn't been that long, now you have -- >> four. >> jimmy: are you concerned that the next time you visit us you will have eight children? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: if you do the math. >> i don't do math, which is clearly why i have four children. >> jimmy: what are their names? >> pearl is the oldest. and then lucille will be 5 in a few days. and jack is my only boy. and ida is my baby. >> jimmy: those are good names. you should name all celebrity babies. they're classic names but not obnoxious in that way that some of the kind of classic names. >> they're not like, c.b., like a c.b. radio. >> jimmy: i never heard of one. >> i'm going to have another baby just so i can name it c.b. [ laughter ] get in here, c.b. why do you have say get in here when you try to think of baby names, like, get in here julius! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that's because when mothers yell at their kids

a lot. but you have to do the whole name when you do it. >> get in here, julius randolph hurst! [ laughter ] that's the null name. >> jimmy: the next name. did they have a good halloween? >> they did. we were in mexico. they don't typically -- >> jimmy: we know where that is. >> i heard. >> real close. >> really? >> jimmy: inside joke. there's a lot going on here tonight. [ applause ] >> yes. they don't typically celebrate halloween in mexico, it's not a typical tradition there because day of the dead is a bigger -- >> jimmy: i didn't know that. is that right? >> because here it's gang busters, i mean, your kids get ready for halloween for over a month. >> jimmy: right. >> pre-october, we had some weird blood decals in my window. >> jimmy: what do they go as, the kids? >> we had an elsa from "frozen," of course. >> jimmy: you have to. >> opt muimus prime was in the

house. raise the roof. we had a very tiny hello kitty and -- >> jimmy: classic. >> i know. and a candy princess. >> jimmy: a candy princess? really? >> that's the thing. here, you can buy any costume and it's like the land of opportunity. and, you know, halloween isn't really celebrated in mexico but they got the message that there's candy involved, so, the streets were flooded with people. people do a lot of the katrina face paint, like -- you know, more like -- it looks like a skull. it's so beautiful. but there were a lot of homemade outfits. i saw a lot of bloody mummies. there were baby bloody mummies. >> jimmy: you can't go trick or treating, though. >> you don't go to horses. you go to restaurants. >> jimmy: they give you a chicken leg or something? >> no, straight up like snickers and m&ms. a lot of chili candy. i've been speaking a lot of spanish for the last month.

i feel like that -- victoria jackson thing, she would say -- i had a teacher, jeff cooper, a high school teacher, the recent affairs in nicaragua -- >> jimmy: a local news reporter. were you there working? >> i was working. and then i was away from the kids for so long, they came down to hang out. it was beautiful. we were way down -- i ended up in -- there were iguanas jumping in the pool. >> jimmy: that sounds fun but terrible. [ laughter ] when you were a kid, your mom was a famoussinger. did she take you on the road with her? >> yeah, my folks -- me and -- just me and my brother and my dad ended up playing guitar with my mom on the road because she did not want to be without us. before school. >> jimmy: do you remember that then? >> well -- i mean, yes and no, like, kids remember, like, the stuff you get. like -- like i remember losing

my tooth in lake tahoe or reno or something and getting, like, a casino chip. [ laughter ] and being like, yeah. i don't think i cashed it in. >> jimmy: well, that's a weird thing to get. >> i got a casino chip. you go to scoop, i got this weird thing from my hippie parents. >> jimmy: the foote faitooth fa gambling problem. that's pretty crazy. >> i remember that. being in some random hotel and watching tv with my brother and jumping on the bed and -- >> jimmy: i remember watching that, too. that's one of the memories -- i remember watching it as a kid and just going, this shouldn't be on tv. >> it was terrible. >> jimmy: what's going on here? >> terrible, weird people. >> jimmy: they really were. >> horrible options as children. >> jimmy: what were our parents doing? >> smoking weed. that is what they were doing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: not mine. i don't know -- mine have no excuse at all.

mine did nothing. i was watching -- my daughter is almost 4 months old. >> that's right. congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. i was watching football the other night. >> i bet she loved that. >> jimmy: she did. my wife came down, she goes, i and molly said, no, you love football. and she's just watching the images go by -- >> her pupils are die lating. >> jimmy: ruining her brain. ruining the brain, if you watch -- do your kids watch tv? >> i mean, my first -- i have four, so, my first baby, i was like, you know, i heard that if an edit of a cartoon is more than three seconds -- now i'm just like spinning the baby like a basketball, number four, i'm like -- what? >> jimmy: i told my wife, we wouldn't have a house if it wasn't for tv! >> correct. correct. >> jimmy: right? that's the thing to remember. well, the kids are going to be

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you know, over time i would have her come see me at work and when i had a wig on, she was pissed off. she looked at me like, you're not my mom. >> jimmy: and that never changes, you know. you're never going to get past that. >> true. you don't look like mommy. >> jimmy: yeah, no, mommy should look like mommy and then that's it. >> and not a weird transvestite. >> jimmy: when you have four children, it must be difficult to work, i mean, you just did a movie with your husband, the great director paul thomas anderson. i know -- [ applause ] your first movie together. >> yeah, irt was, actually. >> jimmy: you are both working on the movie. >> the last movie he did, "the master," i had our son and then this time i had our youngest daughter and i was actually in the movie and pregnant when we shot i i never worked with paul. i love his movies. >> jimmy: i would hope so. >> anyway. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> that would help. your movies are okay, man.

anyway, so, i was thrilled to get to do something. i was pregnant, but i was fine with that. we had to reshoot it and i reshot four days after i had the baby -- >> jimmy: four days? >> that was a huge bummer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i wasn't walking so good. >> jimmy: what a tyrant he is. >> i didn't want to -- >> jimmy: he did that to you, you know. he's the one that did it. >> i know. >> jimmy: was this a plan maybe of his all along? >> i hope not. i just felt like -- it's like, you know, you are holding up your partner when they are working so hard. i have to do anything. got to be the one -- yes, boss, right away, sir. >> jimmy: let me get this iv out. wow. that's -- i think you could sue him for that. i'm pretty sure you could. >> that's a good idea. i'll get right -- i'll get to that. >> jimmy: when does that movie come out? >> december 12th, i think. >> jimmy: very good. >> oh 2014. >> jimmy: very good to see you. give me best to the whole family. the movie is called "big hero

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>> jimmy: our next guest is emmy and golden globe winner who makes his triumphant return to the fx network as the circus strongman dell toledo on "american horror story: freak show." watch it wednesday nights at 10:00. please say hello to michael chiklis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. it's been awhile. how have you been? everything all right? >> everything's fine, but listen. i know this is a fun show and everybody has a great time, but

honestly, i just need to be serious for a second. >> jimmy: okay. >> i just want to use the platform to bring some national attention to something that's really a problem and something i've fallen victim to of late. you know, i fly back and forth to new orleans to do "american horror story" a lot and i find myself, stop by the bar and, you know, guy will come up to me, say, hey, really loved you in the "die hard" series. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'll be like -- hold on. hold on. hold on. and the guy next to him goes, no, no, no. he was awesome in "breaking bad." [ laughter ] and then the third guy goes, you know what, i think it would be great if i could drop by your pawnshop sometime. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and of course what i'm

referring to is the growing problem of baldism. these are all baldists. you've heard of sexism, racism, ageism, well -- there's a distinction here. there's nuance. i mean -- you know, there's differences. and then -- another guy is like, hey, king charles! i'm like, that's ridiculous. >> jimmy: barkley? >> sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hopefully -- >> it's weird. it's weird how people, you know, just don't -- they're not able to discern. people go, like, you're my favorite, favorite album was "52nd street." i'm like, no. can you play "piano man"? no, no. >> jimmy: it's getting weirder. maybe it's the blue eyes? >> bald and blue eyes, everyone's the same.

the same person. >> jimmy: i see. people should stop doing that. maybe it will help being on this very popular show that people will immediately know that it's you from now on. >> you're mocking me and i can -- >> jimmy: i'm not. >> you are. and the reason is because you're folicly healthy. >> jimmy: i'm on my way. i'm on my way. >> really? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you know -- >> hiding. >> jimmy: back here. a lot of charcoal pencil back there. >> oh, i see. it starts that way. >> jimmy: it is the way it starts. i hope -- it must be annoying, though, i would think, probably, huh? >> you think i'm kidding. this happens. >> jimmy: i believe. why don't you just go with it and say, oh, yeah, yippie ki yay, it's me, bruce willis. >> oh, i have. >> jimmy: on behalf of bruce, it seems like you should do that for him. >> well, i'll have to ask bruce. >> jimmy: i'm sure he gets you all the time. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: are you having fun there in new orleans shooting the show? are you done already?

>> no, i got to go back. i love it. i'm having a great time. i love new orleans. i do not love new orleans in august and july. >> jimmy: right. >> because, oh. it is -- kind of holt. but now it's happening and fantastic. >> jimmy: a lot of fun, great food in new orleans. >> oh, yeah. unfortunately. and -- >> jimmy: health is not at the top of their priority list. >> no. give me a chicken breast with, you know, some spinach and it's drenched in butter. >> jimmy: and then you feel like a hollywood jerk, right? >> yeah, they're like -- they look at you blankly. they just don't get it. they don't understand. they just -- you don't want it fried? they don't understand, no. but i have to tell you, the first time i went to new orleans, it was the best time in the world. i was there in 2002 to watch my beloved patriots win the world championship -- yes. that's right. >> jimmy: because -- the super bowl. >> i call it a world

championship. >> jimmy: you're a big boston sports fan in general? >> huge, huge. >> jimmy: that was a great game, too. >> oh, my god. i was right there, i -- you know, if you wrote it and saw the, you know, when vinatieri kicked it through the uprights and the clock ticked to zero. if it was written in a movie, you'd be like, this movie sucks. bull it happened. i went out of my mind. it was so exciting. this is why i love boston sports. not five minutes goes by, we just won the super bowl, we're in new orleans, it's just pandemonium and we hear, yankees suck! yankees suck! yankees suck! we're all like screaming it. >> jimmy: this is an entirely different sport. >> we just won the super bowl and -- >> jimmy: when the red sox won, that must -- were you there? >> i wasn't. i, you know, i was in van kocou shooting "fantastic four."

poor canadians. as soon as it happened, i started screaming, the bambino's dead. he's dead! out the window. the poor canadians. >> jimmy: they didn't know. >> they don't know. >> jimmy: oh, my god, there's an italian baby that's died! >> it was terrifying. they were like -- of course, my grandmother was the first person to call. >> jimmy: really? >> i answer the phone, she's screaming and she's like, the last time these guys did this, i was -- i can't say it, can i say it? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> last time these guys did this, i was [ bleep ] 1 is what she said. >> jimmy: she did? that's funny. wow. how old is your grandmother? >> she was 86 at the time. >> jimmy: 86 years old. wow. that's pretty crazy. they didn't have cell phones back then. >> no. she had it to call me. it was fantastic. >> jimmy: this show you are on, i have to admit, is too scary for me.

i'm squeamish. i have nightmares if i wash -- >> i should not really -- i should not cop to this myself, but i'm terrified of the show. >> jimmy: i guess it's a compliment, right? >> i mean, it's brilliantly written but i have to read the scripts during the day. i have to watch it, you know -- >> jimmy: even the scripts scare you? >> absolutely. of course, because i'm reading the things and i'm going, oh, my god, i'm getting a handy j from triple tease. all i think about is, my children, my children. like, oh, and, you know, why are they making me do that, don't do it, no, don't! and i end up -- >> jimmy: one of the characters has three breasts on the show. yes, yeah. that would be triple tease. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the kids watch the show? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they do? >> they do. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i have sort of a coding system with my wife where i'll call and go, ah, the next scene, code red, code red! and my wife will do everything to distract or just plain, like, shut it down. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.

well -- >> if it's too terrible. >> jimmy: yeah. and the kids aren't now confused thinking all women have three breasts, are they? >> no, no. they are so much more cool about it than i am, absolutely. they -- you know, they love it. they love the show. >> jimmy: well -- >> and i say, like, angela bassett, she thinks i'm such a wimp. i said, aren't you scared of this? doesn't it weird you out? she's like, no, you did "the shield," i know, but there wasn't -- a clown with a seven-inch knife hacking people to bits in it. you know? which reminds me of the baldism. another guy -- you know, i wasn't in the season opener and this guy comes up to me and says, hey, you know, you're the clown, i'm like, no, i'm not. he goes, you are, you are twisty. i'm like,rá?mtno, i'm not twist. he goes, but your bald. >> jimmy: you know what, it might be time to get a wig. you're an actor. you could pull it off.

next time you come, i'm going to have wigs for you. you can try them on. >> we'll do that. >> jimmy: very good to see you. michael chiklis, everybody. michael chiklis. not bruce willis. "american horror story: freak show" airs wednesday nights on fx. we'll be right back with kenny chesney.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank maya rudolph, michael chiklis, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, this is his album. it's called "the big revival." here with the song "american kids," kenny chesney! ♪ here we go!

♪ doublewide quick stop midnight t-top jack in her cherry coke town momma and daddy put ♪ ♪ their roots right here cause this is where the car broke down ♪ ♪ yellow dog school bus kickin' up red dust pickin' us up by a barbed wire fence ♪ ♪ m-t-v on the r-c-a no a-c in the vents ♪ ♪ we were jesus save me blue jean baby born in the u-s-a trailer park truck stop ♪ ♪ faded little map dots new york to l-a ♪ ♪ we were teenage dreamin front seat leanin baby, come give me a kiss put me on the cover of ♪ ♪ the rolling stone uptown down home american kids ♪ ♪ growin' up in little pink houses makin' out on living room couches ♪ ♪ blowin' that smoke on a saturday night a little messed up but ♪ ♪ we're all alright hey hey ♪

♪ baptist church parkin lot, tryin' not to get caught take her home and give ♪ ♪ her your jacket makin' it to second base but sayin' you went ♪ ♪ all the way monday afternoon at practice ♪ ♪ sisters got a boyfriend daddy doesn't like now he's sittin' out back thirty-thirty in his lap ♪ ♪ in the blue bug zapper light we were jesus save me blue jean baby ♪ ♪ born in the u-s-a trailer park truck stop faded little map dots new york to l-a ♪ ♪ we were teenage dreamin front seat leanin baby come give me a kiss put me on the cover ♪ ♪ of the rolling stone uptown down home american kids ♪ ♪ growin' up in little pink houses makin' out on living room couches ♪ ♪ blowin' that smoke on a saturday night a little messed up ♪ ♪ but we're all alright hey hey ♪

♪ we were jesus save me blue jean baby born in the u-s-a ♪ ♪ trailer park truck stop faded little map dots new york to l-a ♪ ♪ we were teenage dreamin front seat leanin baby come give me a kiss put me on the cover ♪ ♪ of the rolling stone uptown down home american kids ♪ ♪ growin' up in little pink houses makin' out on living room couches ♪ ♪ blowin' that smoke on a saturday night a little messed up but we're all alright hey ♪

♪ ♪ got nowhere to go and all night to get there but i'm goin' there with you tonight we're ♪ ♪ runnin' on luck if we're gonna use it all up there's only one thing left to do ♪ ♪ gonna take a deep breath and hold it in twirl you around til my head spins ♪ ♪ kiss that lipstick wear it thin til it's gone til it's gone ♪ ♪ break ever rule we ever learned kick back and watch the big wheels turn ♪ ♪ light up the night and let it burn til it's gone ♪ ♪ til it's gone til it's gone ♪ ♪ you look way too good

and this feels way too right and it'd be way too ♪ . tonight, on a special edition of nightline. your voice, your vote, a massive blow for president obama, as the republicans take control of the senate on this midterm election day, as the polls are closing, we are live with all the results. plus, how this outcome shapes the oval office for the last two years of president obama's term to the upcoming race to the white house. this special edition of night line, your voice, your vote, will begin in 60 seconds.