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right now on jimmy kimmle, jam mooy fox. >> have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie foxx. from "blackish," tracee ellis ross. "do you have what it takes?" and music from the new basement tapes. with cleto and the cletones. and now, when all else fails, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm the host of the show.
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thanks for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for everything. how many of you are visiting us here in los angeles today? by a show of mouths, i guess? today might have been the nicest day of the year. 50% of the nation is covered in snow. the rest of the nation is covered in delicious melted cheese. record low temperatures, a very cold autumn so far. but the bright side, you're one good ice storm away from getting out of thanksgiving with the in-laws. so sorry we can't be there. and the national weather service issued windchill advisories.
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you hear that, wind? you're being advised to chill. and buffalo got ten inches of kn snow. they rounded it up for their tinder profile. and this gem, from the local cbs affiliate in kansas city. look at the graphics on the screen. >> hard to believe that 27 will feel nice. but it certainly will. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not ass cold. that's good. [ applause ] i hate when i come down with one of those. and germany has overtaken the united states as the world's favorite country. germany is the most popular
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country in the world. which is a hell of a comeback. [ applause ] are there some germans here? we're still the fattest, though. you guys are from germany? what's it like to be so popular? >> it's nice. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> west germany. >> jimmy: okay, it seems like you're having fun. say hello to everyone back in bonn for us. f.njour, ever anyway, the survey was based on more than 20,000 people in 20 countries. but is it a little bit unfair
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that they did this before the mcrib came back? congratulations to germany. last night on this program, we had the honor of "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. chris hemsworth. i was but on "good morning america" -- >> he's in a group of guys that went from geekiest to gorgeous. these guys, they were just horrible looking.
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>> jimmy: horrible-looking? it's not like we had horns coming out of our foreheads. what's going on "good morning america"? last week i was a bad dancer. now i'm horrible looking. well, starbucks has announced they'll be open on thanksgiving day. they've chosen to keep their doors open on thanksgiving. that's nice, when your drunk uncle passes outh-ç in your bathroom, you can go there and use their bathroom. and this video, two young boys, brothers, it's very popular online. listen very closely. the best mapart is the dad tryi not to laugh. >> did you think this was a good idea?
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who got the paint out? your brother did? no? how did he get it? do you think i should not give you guys anymore juice? [ laughter ] >> what is funny? >> nothing is funny, bud. how do you think we're going to get this paint off? [ laughter ] >> what's funny? what's funny? >> both of you guys are in big trouble. >> big trouble? [ laughter [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like "braveheart" in the bathroom.
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there's a hot new wedding trend i didn't know about until today. many couples are including exotic animals in their weddings. everything from elephants to monkeys to pythons. one great thing about having an elephant in your wedding, you look very thin. but python seems like a very bad idea. where's the flower girl? i don't think it's a good idea, but i'm very much looking forward to seeing youtube videos of it going wrong. weddings and monkeys do not mix. and so many reality shows on the
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tv. all of the shows looking for talent. that's why i decided to create my own show where talent is not a factor. we put out an ad asking people a simple question. "do you have what it takes?" and sure enough, about 100 people showed up. so far, we've aired the first two rounds, and tonight things are about to get real. it's episode three of "do you have what it takes?." >> previously -- >> we're looking for someone that has it. >> what do you have in common with a shooting star. >> a powerful
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>> if we could only choose one of you, who should it be? >> me. >> two grueling days of auditioning have taken their toll on the judges. they decided to pick up the pace. >> we're going to give you 30 seconds to prove to us that you've got what it takes. set the clock. let's begin. >> i'm going to make the -- >> i'm going to make you remember. [ yelling ]
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>> time's up. wow. that was -- ridiculous. >> following intense deliberations, the judges selected this guy, this guy, not this guy, but this guy and this guy. >> everyone just seemed to talented. but it was more of a personality competition. >> 12 lucky competitors move on to the final round. >> you're all here because you might have what it takes. you know what the truth is, each one of you may have what it takes. but we have to narrow it down. so, i'm going to ask carter and taylor to please switch positions.
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matt, go stand next to swaggy "t." rhonda and carter, please switch positions. maria and erica, switch positions. now go back to your original positions. kennedy, can you stand next to the tree? right between the trees. i'd like to separate you into groups of three. carter, rhonda, nadir. i'm very sorry. you're moving on to the next round. [ applause ] >> taylor, kennedy, t.s., over, i'm sorry. amber, erica, ronald, please
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exit the premises immediately. thank you all. >> with that, the quarter finals came to an end. emotions ran high. >> hello? >> i'm going to be on a tv show called "do you have what it takes?" and a made it through. and i want to thank you for everything. and i love you so much. >> okay, son. >> thank you, dad. >> yup. [ laughter ] >> why are you crying? >> and then -- there were six. >> unfortunately we can only take four. that means two of you are going to have to go home. it's time to find out if you have what it takes. each one of us is going to pick one of you. we will be your mentor going forward. malcolm? >> carter.
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♪ [ laughter ] >> what do you think, carter? >> oh, man. >> you're the first one picked. >> believe me, the honor is all mine, not yours. this is a jaw-dropper in every capacity. definitely. >> alex? >> based on what i've seen today, i'm going to have to go with nadir. >> thank you so much. >> shelly? >> it's very important to me that this particular person gets a chance to show the world that they have what it takes. maria. >> thank you. >> there are three of you left. and the person that i'm going to pick is the person i believe in
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this whole group wants it and appreciates it more than anyone. and that's swaggy "t." [ laughter ] >> max, rhonda. thank you so much, matt and rhonda. we wish you the best. >> bye-bye, guys. >> maybe i don't have what it takes. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ i will remember you ♪ will you remember me ♪ don't let your love >> i have to give my pass back.
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[ laughter ] ♪ i will remember you >> all right, well -- the four of you remain. now this is a competition between not just the four of you, but between the four of us. we've all made our picks. guys, let's do this. >> whoo! >> jubilation. triumph. >> am i right? >> one of these four people has what it takes. >> on the next "do you have what it takes?" -- >> i love you so much.
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>> all right. ♪ do you have what it takes >> jimmy: join us one week from tonight for the mentoring sessions with our finalists. what a journey it's been so far. tonight on the show we have music from the new basement tapes, tracee ellis ross is here and we'll be right back with jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, friends. tonight, from the very funny new show "blackish," which airs wednesday nights here on abc, tracee ellis ross is here. then later, the master of music production, t-bone burnett, has assembled a super group that includes marcus mumford of "mumford and sons," jim james of "my morning jacket," taylor goldsmith from "dawes," rhiannon giddens and the great elvis costello. their album is called "lost on the river," the new basement tapes from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] they found a bunch of lyrics
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written by bob dylan and they put them to music. it's a great album. tomorrow night, another supergroup of a very different variety. one direction will join us. from "how to get away with murder," tom verica will be here. and we'll have music from jessie j featuring 2 chainz. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-winning actor, a platinum-selling recording artist and three-time nobel peace prize runner-up. you can see him next in "horrible bosses 2," it opens in theaters one week from today, please welcome jamie foxx. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i know you're not feeling well. >> man.
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>> jimmy: that's why i got the elbow bump. have considerate. >> unless you trying to lose some weight, i don't want to give you this. i lost half of me in like four days. >> jimmy: you've had it for four days? >> if y'all trying to cut down for thanksgiving, let me kiss you. >> jimmy: do you have any idea who gave you this? >> well, i was partying, and i thought it was some extracurricular things i had done. and then i was in another party, in d.c., i was dancing, it was crazy. i felt like this girl was a little sweaty, but whatever.
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all of a sudden, you know, something going on. all i know, i hate it. >> jimmy: you're a real trouper. do you have a fever? is your mom still living with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does she take care of you when you're sick? >> no, she's still clubbing, too. >> jimmy: who else lives with you? >> both of my sisters, my mother, my stepfather, they've been divorced for 20 years, and we all live in the same house. it's crazy, like i'm the parent. he's still dating.
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trying to get it cracking. she'll go to his side of the house to see who's in there. a girl will be in the refrigerator, oh, hey, how you doing. there's some spoiled food in this refrigerator. he says, can you keep her out of here? i'm like, you kids. >> jimmy: it's like a sitcom in your house. >> and my sister, she has down syndrome. she's a spokesperson for down syndrome. so shout out to her. [ applause ] don't feel too bad for her.
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sometimes i'll catch her getting cookies, i'm like what are you doing? she's like, oh, jamie, i have down syndrome. get out of here with that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: some house you got going on. >> but i'm so proud of her. and in denver, shout out to mr. and mrs. "c"'s, she became the spokesperson for their convention. she's so great. we did a song called "blame it on the alcohol" a few years back. >> jimmy: everyone is just deciding if they're comfortable with the down syndrome thing. >> well, mr. and mrs. "c," they
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do this global down syndrome thing, and the reason my sister was acknowledged, we did "blame it on the alcohol," she said, big bro, you going to let me dance in the video? because she can dance. i said, yeah. and she said, don't forget me. and i looked, she had a purse. in the purse, there was hair sticking out. i said, what was that? she said, that's my pony tail. and my mom says, okay, let me put your hair in. and my sister annihilates the video. and people from the community saw her, said who is this
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beautiful girl? >> jimmy: did she like doing that? >> she loves it. she's gone to congress. they get $300 million, and she's been to d.c. >> jimmy: wow, the whole family is talented, it's unbelievable. more with jamie foxx after the break. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [laughing] ♪
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every time you come in here, just like, we're just happy go lucky guys. you tried to kill your boss. one of them ended up dead. now you want to perpetrate a kidnapping? you got to act like it. word. >> jimmy: "horrible bosses 2" opens next wednesday. and you hosted a charity event that supported the apollo theater in the hamptons. >> well, we raised the money to keep the doors open. it's a fantastic group. you see sting, pharrell perform. clap if you know these people. [ applause ]
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what's interesting about that, everybody there, it's a lot of money people there, kraft, who owns the patriots. but since i've been involved, i've always somehow gotten republicans on stage to dance. you have to know the room. like, last year, the year before this, colin powell is in the audience. i'm like, no color, no creed, no politi politics. we're partying tonight. i saw colin out there, you come up here and dance. he's like, no, no, no. he gets on stage, he dances
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to "gold digger" which was crazy. and last year, i tried to get bill o'reilly to dance. >> jimmy: you would think the fox connection would be there. >> he slithered out there. but this year, governor chris christie is there. and i see him, he says, whatever, whatever. he's jolly, whatever. >> jimmy: i think we have a little bit of video of that. let's show that. ♪ now which one is governor christie? >> oh, man. >> jimmy: as if that wasn't strong enough, and that was very strong. >> that was hilarious.
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and that whole night, senator mccain and his wife weren't looking at me. i could tell, they were trying to feel me out. but when i got on stage and he saw the governor get up, senator mccain was like, come on. come on with it. and i said, you ready? he said, come on with it. i don't know if you have it. >> jimmy: oh, we do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: is he doing the robot? >> i don't know what it was. but i just know he had an absolute ball. and basically, our message is, take whatever the energy is in the room, take it out and let everybody feel it. >> jimmy: i feel like the only person that could get democrats and republicans together is you,
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basement tapes are coming up. but first -- i want to wish a very happy birthday to larry king. larry turned 81 years old today. to honor his special day, a fifth grader named luke has prepared a little presentation for us. luke? >> hi, everybody. i'm larry king, and today is my 81st birthday. some people think i am dead, but i am not. i'm alive! people say i am the "king" of broadcasting, because i have been broadcasting for almost 60 years and i'm still going strong. my new show plays on the computer! [ laughter ] well, thanks gang. i have to go now. i love baseball and suspenders! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from the new basement tapes next. but first, a talented woman from a talented family. you can see her every week on "blackish," which airs wednesday nights at 9:30 here on abc. please welcome tracee ellis ross. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, and congratulations on not only is "blackish" popular, it's very, very funny. >> i like when they both happen. >> jimmy: they don't always go hand-in-hand. you were picked up for a full
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season. are you getting a sense that people are watching and recognizing you now? >> it's very rare, that people are watching, it's really cool. and it's been really fun. because people, it's not just like they're, this moment was funny on the show. they're telling stories from their lives that they remember. and the sex talk episode, the one from my mom was not as good as that one. >> jimmy: your mom is diana ross. [ applause ] congratulations on that. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: did she give you the sex talk. >> oh -- >> jimmy: she did. >> i don't know if any of these talks are okay for tv. >> jimmy: well, you don't have
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to recount it. >> she said one thing good for tv. she said, don't let a man -- not like this. don't let a man pay for dinner, because they'll expect dessert. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> well, i should probably have been dating men that could have paid for dinner. and then maybe you'll want to give them dessert. >> jimmy: did you ever have the sense that you were having an unusual childhood? >> definitely. we had some extraordinary opportunities. she was a mom more than anything else. recorded when we were sleeping, would wake us up for school every morning. it was important for her.
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but i was painted by andy warhol. oh, boy. >> jimmy: and this is a polaroid taken of you -- >> yes, by andy warhol. we went to the factory to have it done. everything was painted mint green. i was freaked out, and there was this man that was bald but had glasses and hair that looked like a hat. i couldn't understand why there was no hair around his head, but there was this white hair that looked like a hat on his head. and i was this very little child. i took off my glasses, and at one point, my strap fell off my shoulder, and he was like, don't touch it. i was like, oh, god -- what
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happens now. but my mom was there. it wasn't that weird. so, we have lithographs of my sister and i. >> jimmy: did you know michael jackson? >> yes. we did, you can applaud. [ applause ] it's a really interesting thing to know that things are like a crazy opportunity. we were going to bed one night, and my mom said, does anyone want to talk to michael before we go to sleep? >> jimmy: my mom never said that. >> marvin gaye never called your house? >> jimmy: hey, what's going on? >> and one thing about marvin gaye, my uncle wrote many of those songs.
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>> jimmy: isn't that neat? my uncle works for the phone company. >> high five. he called one night, i was in the throes of having a fight with one of my friends from school. we were talking about his one song, she was like, i know what he's saying. and i was like, michael is my friend, and i'm going to ask him. that night when he called, i was like, yeah, i have something to ask him. i said, michael? he was like, yeah. it was unbelievable. and i said, what were you actually saying? he said, i don't know, what do you think i've been saying. and i said i've been saved by the sound of michael song.
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how many people have been saved by the sound of michael's song? of course that's what he's saying. >> jimmy: and what did he say? >> no. [ laughter ] that man could have had a real big career if he had just listened to me. richie -- well, we're out of time, so you'll have to come back. tracee ellis ross, everybody. watch her on "blackish". wednesdays at 9:30pm here on abc. we'll be right back with the new basement tapes. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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jamie foxx, tracee ellis ross, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, this is their debut album, "lost on the river." here with the song "nothing to it," the new basement tapes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ well i knew i was young enough and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ cause i'd already seen it done enough and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ there was no organization i wanted to join so i stayed by myself and took out a coin ♪ ♪ there i sat with my eyes in my hand just contemplating killing a man ♪ ♪ for greed was one thing i just couldn't stand
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if i was you i'd put back what i took ♪ ♪ a guilty man's got a guilty look heads i will and tails i won't ♪ ♪ as long as the call won't be my own well you don't have to turn your pockets inside out ♪ ♪ but i'm sure you can give me something well you don't have to go into your bank account ♪ ♪ but i'm sure you can give me something ♪ ♪ ♪ well i knew i was young enough and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ cause i'd already seen it done enough
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and i knew there was nothing to it one more time ♪ ♪ well i knew i was young enough and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ cause i'd already seen it done enough and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ and i knew there was nothing to it and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ and i knew there was nothing to it and i knew there was nothing to it ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ fill up the glasses and take your stand tip your hat to the world ♪ ♪ button up the bowtie and dance around once again with the fat hawaiian girl ♪ ♪ duncan and jimmy walk side by side nobody walks between them ♪ ♪ duncan and jimmy walk side by side has anybody seen them ♪ ♪
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