>> have a great night and a great day with your family tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- marisa tomei. from "blackish", marcus scribner. and music from the smashing pumpkins. with cleto and the cletones. and now, with all due respect, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you, cleto. welcome. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

thank you for both of those things. i'm glad you could crayon me sbhoo your busy holiday schedule. we're so lucky with the weather here. how nice was it today? on the east coast, you know, 25,000 homes went without power today because of the snow and the rain and heavy winds. where as here in l.a., though, i should say there was a moderate amount of precipitation here early this morning when hundreds of actors and actresses found out they weren't nominated for a s.a.g. award. [ laughter ] other than that, it has been -- let's just bounce around the country and do a weather check. >> wind gusts here have reached 61 miles per hour. >> rain and wind has not let up. >> the rain has been torrential downpouring all day long. >> so, the city has been working on the flooding issue. >> this wind is really kicking now. >> you see the plows down there, obviously cars are moving. >> if you are lucky enough to stay inside today, stay inside. >> sand angel. >> come on! >> make it good. >> make it very simple.

>> very nice, mr. spillman. >> jimmy: our local news reporter making sand angels on the beach. [ cheers and applause ] even i am now hoping we get hit by an earthquake. [ laughter ] not really, though. that was a joke. [ laughter ] meanwhile, in our nation's capital, which is where -- what is our nation's capital, guillermo? >> ah, washington, d.c. >> jimmy: that is exactly right. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah? >> jimmy: an expected flurry of activity in congress. congress agreed to a trillion dollar spending bill to avoid another government shutdown. it seems like the only time they get anything done in congress is at the last minute. maybe we should figure out a way of making it always the last minute. you guys have one minute left to live. [ laughter ] speaker of the house john boehner said he hopes the bill will pass. this is more than just a bill to him. it's a personal issue, because if the government shuts down again, he will lose the oompa loompa who paints his face orange. [ laughter ]

if the bill doesn't pass, the federal government will run out of money tomorrow. in the richest country on earth, we will run out of money tomorrow. maybe we can borrow some money from mexico to tide us over. a few zillion pesos should get us through to january 1st. congress goes on recess starting tomorrow night. by the way, that's all you need to know about congress. they get recess. [ laughter ] bunch of middle aged adult men and women get three weeks off to play kickball? [ laughter ] that's what you do at recess, right? meanwhile, "time" magazine named their person of the year today. it was not a member of congress. this year, the person -- it's persons, and those persons are the ebola fighters. the people who were on the front lines, working to keep ebola contained. [ applause ] which i think is a very good choice. congratulations, guys. i'd love to shake your hands, but -- eh, you know. [ laughter ] i'm surprised -- i really thought this was joey fatone's year. i really did. [ laughter ] i believe this will be -- this

will be the first time an acceptance speech has included the phrase, "we couldn't have done it without ebola." so -- congratulations to them. and speaking of the person of the year, new season of "the bachelor" is on the way. [ applause ] the new season premieres january 5th. this year's bachelor is a farmer named chris. abc is referring to him at prince farming. [ laughter ] i didn't think thaiey'd be ableo top juan-uary from last year, but they did. the names in the bios of the new crop of bachelor ladies has been released. as usual, it's a mix of mostly white women named ashley. [ laughter ] it's actually an interesting group this year. there's an astro physicist from cal tech. civil rights lawyer who is working to address racism in the court system. and an editor of "the new york review of books." i'm kidding. it's hair stylists and flight attendants. [ laughter ] the same thing. that would be something. [ applause ]

you know, you can only be a contestant on the show if your job is the same job as a barbie doll from the '60s. waitress, flight attendant, model, hair stylist, dance instructor, makeup artist, secretary, singer. that's it. all barbie jobs, all bachelorette jobs. this year, there's a very strange common thread in the official bios of the women on "the bachelor." you can see them, they're all on at abc.com. but under the heading biggest date fear, a surprising number of the women chose diarrhea. [ laughter ] for biggest date fear. a bunch of them wrote diarrhea. a few of the others wrote silence. so, i thought it would be fun to play a guessing game. ladies and gentlemen, it's time to put your intuition to the test and it's time to play, diarrhea or silence? [ cheers and applause ] you know this game, right? we will try to guess together if the women we're about to see

fear diarrhea or silence. okay? first up, becca. becca, diarrhea or silence? well, you're right on that. it is indeed diarrhea. [ applause ] we have kelsey. what does she fear most? diarrhea or silence? well, no, you are mistaken, it is, indeed diarrhea. [ applause ] now, we have the lovely julia, who spells her name j-e-u-l-i-a. her parents should be imprisoned for that. right? does jeulia with an "e" fear diarrhea or silence? you guys are really stuck on the diarrhea, aren't you? and it is -- silence. yes, silence. next, we have nikki. that is nikki. did she mention diarrhea or silence? nikki is most afraid of -- silence.

awkward silence. and finally, one more, trina. did trina go with diarrhea -- look right in her eyes. [ laughter ] and see if you can figure out if it's diarrhea or silence. well, let's see. it is -- diarrhea. in fact -- [ cheers and applause ] trina went on in her bio, she called her biggest fear di-di. which makes me want to die die. [ laughter ] oh, that's diarrhea or silence. seems very unlikely we'll ever play that game again, but -- it was fun. [ cheers and applause ] here's an interesting fact about the bachelor. did you know that if you name your daughter brittani, with an "i," there's a 61% chance she will become one of the women on "the bachelor?" this is pretty great. this happened last night on a

brazilian tv show. and i have to admit, i'm kind of jealous, because as far as i know, nothing like this has ever happened for us here on american television. [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaking foreign language ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] who knew that brazilian television would make mexican

television look like canadian television? going on and on and on. you would think when he went in the back, it would have ended. i love that the guest was on fire, and the sound effects guy just kept adding funny noises. like, the band playing on the titanic. [ laughter ] here's an important development that's happening here in l.a. and if it works, it will probably get to you. uber, the popular ride service, has now launched a food delivery venture, called uber fresh, which is exciting news for those of you who want your burritos to spell like drakkar cologne. [ laughter ] uber fresh is available for users on the west side, beverly hills and west hollywood. they will deliver lunch or dinner from the restaurant of your choice. they will pick your food up from the airport for you. they claim it takes ten minutes to deliver the food, which seems crazy fast to me. and $3 delivery fee for the order. so -- although, when surge pricing is in effect, someone will end up spending $800 on a

turkey wrap. but still, this could be bad news for pizza delivery guys. i think they should strike back, the pizza delivery guys. if uber is going to start delivering food, pizza drivers should start picking drunk people up and taking them home. [ laughter ] all right, it's time to -- [ applause ] i want to get serious for a moment. i want to talk about safety. you know, the holiday season is upon us and that means parents are scrambling to buy gifts for their kids. this time of year, you hear a lot about the dangerous toys on the market. but sometimes the media only scratches the surface. sometimes they find out after the fact. so, our friends and community activists jack and becky are very concerned about chirp, especially their own child, landon. during the world series, we sent them to san francisco during the world series. they set up outside giants stadium to try to convince people to sign a petition to remove the line "buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks" from the song "take me out to the ball game" because their son has a peanut allergy.

this time, they set up shop outside the toy store here in l.a. to try to get people to sign a pledge to not buy any toys you can throw. kids throw toys, their son landon could potentially get hit in the face by one of them. so, jack and becky wrote up a petition and this is how that went. >> we're out here today, you know, sort of on behalf of our son landon. as you can tell, he had an eye injury as his school and that eye injury is largely because of throwables. have you heard about throwables in the news and everything recently? >> yeah. >> yeah, so, we're out here trying to get parents or anybody who is buying toys for a child this holiday season to pledge not to buy throwables. >> i see. >> what do you mean by throwable toys? >> a toy that can be held in your hand and then thrown. >> any toy that's small enough to be held and light enough to be thrown by a child is actually what people are calling now throwable toys. so, blocks, legos, balls, action figures, barbie dolls, you

know -- >> anything. >> anything a child can throw. >> and i guess what we're saying is that any quote toy that is throwable should be classified as a weapon. >> i mean, i see a bunch of weapons on your stroller right now. you know, like that and that and that and that. >> right. yeah, you wouldn't buy him a chinese throwing star. >> no, absolutely not. >> why would you buy a throwing toy? >> absolutely. it makes a lot of sense. >> what are your favorite toys? >> legos. >> throwable. >> you play with a lot of balls, too. >> that's on the banned list. what else do you like? >> she likes basketball and all that sort of stuff. >> that's a major throwable. >> basketballs are meant solely to be thrown, actually. >> it's too late. i already did. >> what did you get? >> like what? >> all kinds of stuff. >> like what? >> blocks. >> yeah, wooden blocks. >> wooden blocks? you guys bought wooden blocks

for your children? do you regret it now that you understand the danger? >> even, like, softballs, like, just -- >> the thing is, even with a softball, there's a hard core. we recommend maybe a balloon. >> okay. >> an imagination ball. >> we are also recommending that parents get their child a library card. >> we have one, don't we? >> very good. >> yes, we sure do. >> or seeds to plant a tree. >> oh, interesting. >> so they can have a relationship with nature. >> yeah. that's great. >> a length of felt is another thing we're recommending. >> dicky: you like the felt? >> he loves it. >> a lot of these throwable toys are sort of just like little miniature missiles. >> we think that by making your child's christmas a little less fun you are saving the lives of many other children. >> very good point. >> thank you. >> let me show you an example here. even something that seems innocuous, like one of these little what they call koosh balls -- >> right.

>> if used in a violent way and, you know, maybe you might want to shield her eyes for this, but if used in a violent way, they can -- watch. >> oh, god! >> are you okay? >> that -- >> ow. >> i appreciate your cause. i appreciate what you're doing, but -- >> if you just don't mind -- >> i'm not going to sign it. but i appreciate it. >> would you want to buy your child a knife or feel safe knowing that other -- >> a knife isn't a toy. >> okay, well, a tiny plastic missile isn't a toy, either. that's a bad parent. this is not going to sound right. i don't mean to be mean or anything like that, but you're a bad, irresponsible parent. those two are bad parents. >> they're bad parents, everyone. >> when you grow up, will you raise your kids more responsibly than your mother did? yes. >> i'm not going to have kids when i grow up. >> you're not going to have kids? >> that's good. >> just tell other parents that they're bad parents if they buy

throwables. >> all right. >> you make that pledge? >> i will do that. thank you so much. >> thank you so much. >> can we give a slow high five? >> sure. >> a slow, safe high five. >> let me get one, as well. you're coming in a little hot, actually. go again. >> slower, slower. slower. >> fun. >> thank you. >> hell, no, we won't throw! >> heck, no, we won't throw. >> jimmy: thank you, jack and becky, for caring about us. tonight on the show, we have music from the smashing pumpkins. from "blackish," marcus scribner is here. and we'll be right back with marisa tomei.

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>> jimmy: well, hello, friends. tonight, a funny young man from the very funny show "blackish", which airs wednesday nights on abc, marcus scribner is here. and then later, this is their new album, it just came out yesterday.

it's called "monuments to an elegy." the smashing pumpkins from the at&t outdoor stage. and it is the smashing pumpkins, so please do not write letters. tomorrow night, laura dern will be here with us. blake shelton been here to chat and play music. so we'll be doubly #blessed. [ laughter ] our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actor you know from "the wrestler" and "my cousin vinny", just to name two, we could do more, but it will take all of our valuable time. you can see her now alongside sam rockwell in the movie "loitering with intent", it's available on itunes, amazon and cable on demand starting tuesday and opens in theaters january 16th. please welcome marisa tomei. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything? how is life? >> everything's good. >> jimmy: people, maybe if they saw you the last time, they know we grew up a mile away from each

other in brooklyn, new york. >> yes, yes. did you grow up in -- >> jimmy: mill basin. >> oh. >> jimmy: you were in midwood. is your family still there? >> see the layers. hmm. >> jimmy: yeah, there's -- why do you say mmm-hmm about mill basin? >> i thought someone there knew mill basin the way they -- >> jimmy: people shout weird things out for no reason sometimes. there's a guy that works at auto zone in the audience. he's very unhappy with his life. [ cheers and applause ] he's going to be a fireman soon, so don't worry about it. will you go home for the holidays? >> absolutely. do you? >> jimmy: ah, well, everyone lives here now, so, yeah. it would be weird. >> i had thanksgiving here for the first time. >> jimmy: in l.a.? oh, really? how was it? >> i kind of blew my mind. i was eating turkey on the beach. up in ventura. i never had that -- it just didn't compute. but i liked it. >> jimmy: there is a little bit -- on the beach, huh?

did you cook the turkey on the beach or -- >> it was a deep fried turkey. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> it lived up to all the hype. >> jimmy: that's a good place to cook a deep fried turkey. because if there's an explosion or something, you just push it into the ocean. >> right in the water. >> jimmy: let the sharks deal with it. will you go home -- you guys have a traditional seafood ch s christmas eve thing? >> we do. >> jimmy: the feast of the 7 or 11 or 13 fishes? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you help cook that? >> yeah, i help cook. but it's really a group effort. my uncle leads the charge and my mom. >> jimmy: i see. >> my brother, my other aunts. yeah, a lot of people. the e-mails have already started with the holidays. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> there used to be a little bit of a dictatorship. >> jimmy: oh. >> as the family's evolved, they like to discuss the menu, even though we land on the same thing every year. >> jimmy: who was the dictator? >> um -- i can't reveal who it is, but we call her headquarters in our family. >> jimmy: she knows who she is. >> i don't know.

>> jimmy: so, she would set the menu and everybody said, no -- >> check with headquarters, we can't do that. >> jimmy: we don't want the salt cod anymore. >> exactly. which kind of shrimp, are we double shrimping this year -- >> jimmy: are you going to double shrimp this year? >> there was talk about double shrimping, if we were going to bake some or perhaps do it in one of the pastas. >> jimmy: oh, okay. well -- >> a lot of controversy this year. >> jimmy: that is something you have to figure out. especially when you try to get the numbers right. because i do this also at my house. i want to make sure i have as many -- people say, oh, you do the feast of seven fishes. i go, no, we do the feast of 43 fishes. you take it up. but if you double up on the shrimp, you can't count it twice. >> they're really serious about it. >> jimmy: i am, too. >> oh, okay. you'd be like my brother. he was just relooking at all the e-mails and he sent back, i don't see peppers on this. i'm assuming it was an error of omission. [ laughter ] okay. >> jimmy: there have to be roasted peppers there. >> of course.

>> jimmy: your brother is a chef, right? >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: that comes in very handy. does he make pizzas for christmas? >> sometimes he does it for the cousins party. we have a separate party for all the cousins because there's so many of us. we have the eve that we do and the next day, the day, the christmas day and then the day after. so, we have four in a row. >> jimmy: it sounds like fun, though. >> it is fun. it's really fun. >> jimmy: do people fight? are you fighters? >> no, no. only through the e-mails. but then we all get together, we have -- yeah. we have this song that we sing together, too, so -- >> jimmy: family song? >> yes, yes. i told one of your little elves about it. >> jimmy: yes, yes, i heard a little bit about the family song. can you sing a little of the family song? >> well, none of us are good singers, so, i will just qualify it with that. >> jimmy: you don't have to be. >> he put it in here for me. >> jimmy: you had to write it down? because it's a once a year thing. >> yeah, because i don't have it all up here. it's not all upstairs anymore, you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: this is the song the

whole family -- >> i know. it's like -- we play games and we do charades and we eat and eat and then we argue, we talk, but you know, there's -- we play cards sometimes. but then one year we were kind of -- we said, let's do something else, one of my cousins was really bored. we started rewriting the words to the 12 days of christmas. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> for our personal family, so -- >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> it starts with -- ♪ on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me ♪ ♪ a pasta of ravioli >> jimmy: all right. >> i won't bore you with the whole thing. so, the 12th day of christmas. ♪ 12 days of christmas ♪ 12 wines from weiner those are the weiners, they always bring over the liquor. ♪ 12 wines from weiner ♪ 11 weeks of planning ♪ ten tempers flaring ♪ 900 experts ♪ eight balls a-busting ♪ seven filling courses ♪ six jews are joining

♪ on the fifth day of christmas ♪ ♪ [ bleep ] ♪ four precious stems ♪ three days of eating ♪ two tomato tarts ♪ and a pasta of ravioli >> jimmy: well, that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. we may adapt this for our own family. so, this movie, not only are you starring in this movie, you are producer of the movie. what does that entail, when you're a producer of the movie? >> well, i don't know if i'm -- i think i was more of their driver. sam and i were written these wonderful parts by ivan martin and michael goddere who star in the movie. >> jimmy: okay. >> and while they were writing the film, they asked me to help them and just kind of bounce ideas off so we took a road trip. we kdid a lot of work together. but one of the things is, i

basically drove them around a lot. >> jimmy: you were >> jimmy: you were the driver. >> i was their driver. >> jimmy: did you want to be the driver? >> you know, i was just the best driver of the three of us. i prefer to be a little lazier, but it was defaulted to me. >> jimmy: okay, so, you guys -- >> we took a trip up to big sur and up around northern california and they were able to take notes and write as i drove them around. so, does that mean i'm a producer? >> jimmy: i think it does. either that or you violated some union rules or something like that. >> my grandpa was a teamster. so, i don't know -- >> jimmy: you might be a teamster is what you are now. okay, so, and the movie, tell everybody what the movie is about. the basic idea. >> two out of work actors write a movie script, well, put themselves in a position where they need to write a movie script and they go upstate with a bunch of their friends and they keep getting distracted. gg jinks ensue.

>> jimmy: it's a movie about writing a movie. >> it's a little meta that way. and i play michael's sister. and i think that's the clip you're going to see. >> jimmy: do we need to set this up? >> as brother and sister. i'm having -- right before this, i've been having trouble with my boyfriend sam rockwell, i'm all upset and the guys want space to be able to write but i don't want them to leave the house. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. the movie is called "loitering with intent." >> stop it! stop it! i was losing my mind. you can't leave. i practically crashed the car into the house last night. i drove drunk. >> i don't have time for this. i don't have time. >> hey! oh! get off! >> i don't want to be alone right now. >> well, i do! stop it. >> why can't you stay? >> because i need to focus. >> so focus. it's a really big house.

>> jimmy: you're very convincing. very impressive. marisa tomei, everybody. "loitering with intent" is available on itunes, amazon and cable on demand tuesday and in theaters january 16th. we'll be right back with marcus scribner. though you can't be here for the holidays,ond, we'll always be together in my heart. (solo) ♪it's very clear ♪our love is here to stay ♪not for a year ♪but ever and a day

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from the smashing pumpkins. our next guest tonight is a budding tv star even though he's really not old enough to go the dentist by himself. he plays andre jr. on the very funny show "blackish," which you can watch wednesday nights at 9:30 here on abc. please welcome marcus scribner. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy: good, i'm glad you're here. you're very funny on the show. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: i enjoy watching you. how did you -- you know, anthony anderson was here and he told me that originally his own actual son auditioned for the part of his son on the show and you beat his real son. [ laughter ]

>> yeah, um -- that was crazy finding that out because when i went in for the audition, i saw this kid who looked exactly like anthony anderson. and i was like -- oh, my god. he looks like anthony. i don't have this part. and then i went home and i told my dad that and we found out later on that that is anthony's son and he's a real cool guy. his name's nathan. and i go on auditions sometimes and i see him and i'm like, what's up, nathan? yeah. it's cool. >> jimmy: now, do you think of anthony -- he is your tv dad, as a father figure? does he treat you like you're his son? does he give you advice and that sort of thing? >> yeah, anthony is always joking around, so it's hard to take some of his advice seriously. but he definitely is always bestowing wisdom upon me. >> jimmy: like what does he bestow upon you? >> like -- like how to perfect, like, comedic timing and stuff like that. because he'll like give me advice on how to, like, say a

word if i'm struggling with it or something like that. >> jimmy: okay. that's good. all right, well, that's good. do you go to real school or do you go to pretend actor school? [ laughter ] >> i go to a public high school. and it's pretty cool when i get to go there, because the first "blackish" billboard that was actually up was across the street from the school. >> jimmy: oh, wow. oh. that's good, huh? >> yeah, it was good. it was good. actually one time when i was walking up the stairs to go to one of my classes, there was this really large senior, he looked like a grown man, and he was like -- he like stopped me on the staircase, like, held up all the traffic. he was like, oh, my god, you're the kid on "blackish," that's so cool. and everybody was looking at me, like, who's he? and stuff like that, so -- >> jimmy: just point at the billboard. [ laughter ] well, that's nice. i mean, it usually works the other way, where you get a we e

wedgie or something like that. do you have brothers and sisters? >> i have a sister. she's a handful. >> jimmy: oh, she is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: for you or your parents? >> i would say for both. [ laughter ] because she's always, like, stealing my stuff, my phone. one time she actually went to school and filmed a video of her friends in the garden and stuff and she didn't delete it. i don't understand why she would do this. i came home, i looked at my phone, i was like, i don't remember taking this video. and we caught her, so -- >> jimmy: it's funny. these are very different, like, sister/brother problems than i had, certainly, when i was growing up. stole my phone and videotaped something on it. okay, so, is your sister an actor, as well? >> she mostly likes to play sports. i play sports, too, but she plays soccer and basketball. and, yeah, so, that's pretty cool, i guess. i don't know. >> jimmy: what sports do you play? >> i play basketball and lacrosse. >> jimmy: lacrosse? really?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: who plays lacrosse on the west coast? [ laughter ] >> i know. when i was in second grade, i was approached by my friend's father and he was, like, starting a league, so, i just decided to join. >> jimmy: you like playing lacrosse? >> yeah, lacrosse is really fun. >> jimmy: i heard you also play the clarinet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. now -- i don't know if you are aware of this, but i, too, played the clarinet in -- starting when i was about your age. and i will tell you from my personal experience, it will not help you with the ladies. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that was me. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: the outfit didn't help with the ladies, either. [ laughter ] >> i thought your outfit was pretty killer. >> jimmy: thank you. it wasn't ironic back then, no. >> but yeah, so, i think that the clarinet is a decent instrument, like, when it comes

to, like, the scale of how cool an instrument is. >> jimmy: where do you think it ranks in the cool instrument scale? because it ranked pretty low at my school. [ laughter ] what's the least cool instrument? >> i think that the least cool instrument, no offense to all you woodwinds out there, is the flute. >> jimmy: oh, yes, the flute is. especially for boys, yeah. >> yeah. and i think the clarinet -- >> jimmy: we had one boy who played the flute. he was a mess. [ laughter ] >> yeah, the flute is, like, at the bottom of the spectrum and the clarinet's, like, in the middle and the trumpet would be the coolest. >> jimmy: oh, really? see, the saxophone would be the coolest -- and the drums and the saxophone, when i was in school. trumpet players were like hawaii or something, they weren't really part of the whole thing. so, the trumpet is the coolest? >> i would say so. or, yeah, i guess saxophone would be cool, too.

because you see a lot of saxophone players that are cool. >> jimmy: well, in the '80s, every song used to have a sax solo in it and none of them had clarinet solos. [ laughter ] >> true. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about a photograph that we happened upon and perhaps you can explain. you ran into guillermo? >> yes, at the amas, i ran into guillermo. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right. did you ask for a picture with guillermo? >> yeah, i saw him. he was on the phone with -- i didn't really ask for the picture, more so snuck up on him and put my arm around him and took the picture. >> jimmy: okay. >> he had a box of tissues in his hand and he was on the phone, so -- that was pretty cool. >> jimmy: you described the scene very accurately. because there, indeed -- there's you, guillermo, the phone and a box of tissues. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: why the box of tissues, guillermo? >> i was real sick that day. >> jimmy: oh, that's good news for you, i guess.

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>> jimmy: this is their new album, "monuments to an egy." it came out yesterday. here with the song "being beige, world's on fire," the smashing pumpkins. ♪ ♪ i don't love you for what it's worth so if you're leaving can you hurt ♪

♪ cherry blossom this is goodbye come here lately and you fly ♪ ♪ when they say what it's worth the world tells you first then you know where to hurt ♪ ♪ the world's on fire so the world's on fire so the world's on fire so have you heard ♪ ♪ lover let me please fall on down your knees lover let me please be the one ♪ ♪ know the prayers to make

flowers made to fade and when this world to wait it'll wait for us ♪ ♪ the world's on fire so the world's on fire so the world's on fire so have you heard ♪ ♪ yes i loved you as a matter of fact you first are wrapped up and that's that ♪ ♪ lover let me please fall on down your knees you once made me smile when you strayed ♪

♪ the world's on fire so the world's on fire so the world's on fire so have you heard ♪ ♪ the world's on fire the world's on fire the world's on fire have you heard ♪ ♪ lover have you breathed to make for your belief so i'm no longer here by ♪ ♪ your side what's to hide ♪ ♪ the world's on fire the world's on fire ♪ ♪ the world's on fire the world's on fire ♪

♪ 'til i'm ready on monday 'til i'm ready on tuesday ♪ ♪ til i'm ready on wednesday ♪ until i'm ready on thursday ♪ until i'm ready on friday ♪ until i'm ready on saturday ♪ until i'm ready on sunday

>> jimmy: i want to thank marisa tomei, marcus scribner, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first playing us off the air with the song "one and all" from their new album "monuments to an elegy," the smashing pumpkins. ♪

♪ i don't mind what you're running ♪ ♪ cause you and me we're just something ♪ ♪ don't just hang what you're running on i don't mind the sound alone one and all ♪ ♪ we are we are so young we're young we're young one and all ♪ ♪ we are we are so young we're young we're young one and all ♪ ♪ we are we are so young we're young we're young ♪ ♪ let's get heat and we living ♪ don't ya hide what ♪ you're getting ♪ don't ya want ♪ all the ones that stall

♪ don't ya mind if it's me at all ♪ ♪ don't ya mind ♪ if it's me at all ♪ ♪ one and all ♪ ♪ don't just say ♪ you and me we're running ♪ one and all ♪ ♪ we are we are so young we're young we're young

one and all ♪ ♪ we are we are so young we're young we're young one and all ♪ ♪ we are we are so young we're young we're young ♪ ♪ we don't care what you're doing ♪ ♪ don't ya mind ♪ if it's me at all ♪ don't ya mind ♪ if it's me at all ♪ if it's me at all ♪ if it's me at all

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