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right now on dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jessica chastain, golden globe winner patricia arquette and music from childish gambino. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you. i'm glad you're here tonight. i don't know if you know this but that was a new opening for our show. the old one was me on a zip line. it was so weird because zip lining is not something i typically do in real life. i'm not much of a zip liner. but in this one i used a remote control which i do all the time. george lucas' company, industrial light and magic helped us. we had to bring in the greatest special effects team in history to digitally remove the urinating super heroes from hollywood boulevard. next i'm going to ask them to build may death star. in arlington, texas, the first ever college playoff national championship game. did you see this? biggest television audience in
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the history of cable television. more than 33 million people watched ohio state upset the oregon ducks, 42-20. we were there and espn, the reason we were there is spnl asked us to do a thing during halftime woifl give out an award to the fan that made the best sign. college football fans make some very funny signs. they hold them up behind the broadcasters and we were there to highlight that. it is very loud and i have to give the award out. now guillermo and cousin sal had one job. that job was to do what? what was the job? >> to hand the trophy to the winner. >> jimmy: they flew 1,000 miles to me to do this one they know. that's it. so watch very closely because here's how that turned out. guillermo, cousin sal, the trophy, please. >> jimmy: now there you go. i said guillermo, the trophy, please.
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and where are guillermo and cousin sal? there they are. not moving at all. in fact, paralyzed by some unseen force. and finally, i just had to take it from them and give it to the kid, by the way, that kid couldn't hear me either so he had no idea he had won. he didn't know what was going on. we watched this clip about a hundred times today. cousin sal screws with everybody all the time. finally we had our chance. let's put it up on the big screen so we can get a sense of what really happened there. so this is -- that's me right there. now, what you're going to see, oh, thank you. guillermo and cousin sal look like -- two teenage shoplifters. like -- no, no, yeah, yeah, there you go. thank you. and then nothing.
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they were like children in a christmas pageant or something. that wasn't in slow motion, by the way. that was full regular speed. i think if i didn't grab the trophy, they might still be on the field. good job, guys. here's cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> i want to defend myself here. you know how this hollywood stuff works. normally there's a producer with a headset, middle aged, he has a pony tail, he reeks of cigarette smoke, he is on his sixth marriage and he is saying go, go, go! that guy wasn't there that time. and you didn't help each. you should have cued us. >> jimmy: i said -- it's not my fault. and don't you join in, guillermo! this reminds me of what happened, remember what happened on my birthday last year? >> no. ♪ happy birthday dear jimmy ♪ happy birthday to you
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[ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh! that was an accident. i know you don't like sticky stuff in your hair. any way, also last night on television, why do i have this stick? here you go. episode two of this season's the bachelor. have you seen it? last night, bachelor chris took ladies to a paint ball course for a romantic day of shooting zombies. you know how every season there's one bachelorette in particular who appears to be nuts? this season that distinction goes to ashley s.
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>> what's that in. >> don't worry. >> i'm not worried. >> let's hide. >> you want me to hide or do you want to hide? >> i don't know. >> seems like a great girl, really. i don't know if this has gotten to her? i don't know. i feel bad. >> okay. >> yeah, of course. are you? >> i'm fine. great. >> jimmy: everything is really good. hey, what was more awkward? that or cousin sal and guillermo at the end there? five women were eliminated last night. somehow ashley s is not one of
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them. something tells me this is not the first group home she's lived in. next week not only will ashley be on the bachelor, i will be on the bachelor, too, and they let me come in and change things around a little bit. i've done a lot of -- a lot of different times of things on television. before i host this show did i some shows on comedy central, i made football picks, i did morning radio for a long time. before all those things, i got a job appearing in a training video for wrigley's game. this was made to instruct actors how to chew gum correctly if wrigley's commercials. for real. they call it loading the gun. it was a long time ago. since it seem to be going around youtube, i thought i would show it to you before someone else does. >> hello. welcome to the world of wrigley's chewing gum. hopefully you'll be seen on this wrigley's commercial reel
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someday soon. in order for that to happen, you have to understand the wrigley load. loading consists of placing the gum in your mouth while your mouth is only slightly open. notice that you been the stick over as it enters. this is very important. some common loading mistakes include sloppily cramming the gum into your mouth. or placing it incorrectly. instead, start with your mouth open only wide enough to take in the gum. then load the gun with one fluid bending motion. and voila! you'll have the perfect load. [ cheers and applause ] that by the way is my, that's my double mint twin. he's dead now. one other thing, we flew into dallas on sunday and then flew right back late last night. this was a quick trip so this resonated with me in particular. and pedia, the travel company,
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conducted a poll asking fliers to name the most annoying type of passengers. it is very entertaining but i thought it would be more interesting if we acted it out for you. so here they are according the expedia. the most annoying people on the plane. [ cheers and applause ] the first category is chatty charlie. this is the guy who will talk to you nonstop during the flight. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. hello. what's your name? where are you from? what is it you do? my name is patrick. i'm english. like the muffins. i've read that book.
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she dies in the end. spoiler alert! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what they call the stinky snacker. you know him well. this is the guy who brings his own messy disgusting food on board. >> i'm feeling a little peckish. time for a day old tuna salad. and a slice of cheese. delicious! oh, gee, would you like to try it? what about you, sir? you can have both if you -- suit yourselves. >> jimmy: next we have the seat climber. this is guy who climbs over you to get to the bathroom. he doesn't wait for you to move. he doesn't ask. he just goes. >> time to go to the lou!
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i'm so sorry! pardon! [ cheers and applause ] pardon! my genitals! which were nearly in your mouth. oh, i forgot my toothbrush. tooth brush! my toothbrush! >> jimmy: there he goes back again. this might be the worst one. the seat kicker. this is the person who cannot or will not control his legs. he keeps kicking and kicking the back of your seat. >> jimmy: this tyler perry movie is so funny! i can't help kicking the seat in front of me! in hysterical laughter! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and last but not
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least, the landing clapper. this is the person who bursts into spontaneous applause the moment the plane touches down. >> jimmy: bravo! bravo! well done! wasn't it a glorious landing? splendid stuff! encore, encore, let's go up again! [ cheers and applause ] what an achievement in flight! bravo! and the pilot couldn't have done it without you! >> jimmy: throws annoyances on a plane as illustrated by sir patrick stewart. thank you so much! thank you. by the way, patrick has a new movie called "match."
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it opens in theaters tomorrow. thank you. tonight on the show, we have music from childish gambino. patricia arquette is here. and we'lbe right back with jessica chastain. stick around. [contain♪r door opening] what makes it an suv is what you can get into it. ♪ [container door closing] what makes it an nx is what you can get out of it. ♪ introducing the first-ever lexus nx turbo and hybrid. once you go beyond utility, there's no going back.
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>> jimmy: hello again, friends. tonight, from the critically acclaimed movie "boyhood," a golden globe winner on sunday night, patricia arquette is here. thena multi-talented individual. this is his grammy-nominated album called "because the internet." childish gambino from the at&t stage. tomorrow night, kaley cuoco-sweeting will join us. omar epps will be here. and we'll have music from steel panther. and thursday, johnny depp, marion cotillard and music from kandace springs. so join us for those shows too. the only actress in hollywood to have received an oscar nomination for killing osama bin laden. you know her from "zero dark 30," "the help," "interstellar" and many more. her newest, the critically
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acclaimed crime drama "a most violent year," is playing in select cities and opens nationwide january 30th. please say hello to jessica chastain. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> very good, very good. happy to be here. first time as a guest on your show. >> jimmy: yeah, we met a bunch of times. it's good to have you here. congratulations. at the golden globes, you were nominated. that's the fun awards show, true? >> oh, yeah. the champagne is flowing. except normally i'm able to drink the champagne with you i was sitting basically on the stage to the show. i was right there. i'm looking at everyone like this. and it was a little stressful. >> jimmy: i noticed that. you're drinking on camera. it is like being on the
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bachelor, actually. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you have to watch yourself or you could end up like ashy. >> that was a point i was taking a drink and there was a camera. you never know what they're going to get you. >> jimmy: they're always watching and you the show is live so there's not much you can do. there's a great picture of you that has been printed in a lot of places. this was shot at the moment that tina fey and amy poller made a joke about bill cosby. and this is your reaction to that. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was going through your head right then? >> probably i can't believe they went there. >> jimmy: by the way, meryl streep is there in the corner. she's checking e-mail or something. you do have to really pay attention, i guess. it's a weird thing. >> and you can't yawn.
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it's a three-hour show. you get tired. sometime you want to stretch a little bit. if someone is standing right in front of you, you have to turn to the side. then you look like you're being rude. >> jimmy: your life is a living hell. it really is. did you go to any of the parties afterwards? >> yeah. i went to in style warner brothers. we had a bunch of fun there. >> jimmy: you met your best friend. >> yeah. we were in a movie together. we went to college together. >> jimmy: very good. so that's an old pal then. >> yeah. we lived in a very teeny, teeny tiny apartment with another girl. >> jimmy: roommates and everything. >> yeah. and with the mouth that wouldn't go away. and we furnished it all from pottery barn. >> jimmy: oh, nice. >> but from the stuff they would throw away. >> jimmy: how would that happen?
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>> well, you know, i don't know how we firlgd this out. but like every tuesday night they would throw stuff away. but in order to do that, they would destroy it first to make sure people wouldn't go, you know, get the stuff out of the dumpster which we didn't like go in a dirty dumpster or anything. but they would stab a chair or whatever. and we would just put a blanket over it. >> jimmy: that was, crime must have been really on the upswing. chairs were being stabbed. so you take this destroyed if you wereture home. would you fix it? >> we would put a blanket over it. but it would be a beautiful wicker chair where the arms are fine. if you took blanket off it would have holes everywhere, you know. >> jimmy: so what happened to the chair? did you split it up afterwards? >> i think she took one when we all left. she might have it still actually. >> jimmy: a nice little memento.
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how old were you when you realized you wanted to go into acting? >> i was probably 7 years old. my grandmother took me to a play. he was so obsessed with it that i then created a theater company in my cul-de-sac. >> jimmy: really! >> all the kids. we just like, you know, the ugly duck story. >> jimmy: where would you perform? in the cul-de-sac? >> in the cul-de-sac. we would raise money by a thing called dirt busters, going door to door to raise moan from strangers. >> jimmy: how did you get money? >> we love ghost busters, you know the song. >> jimmy: of course. my wedding song. >> so me and another kid or whatever, we would knock on a stranger's door and we would sing the song. like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> it would be like -- if your
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maid is on strike, we don't clean, that's a psych. who are you going to call! dirt busters! then we would stand there. yeah. it was probably incredibly dangerous but our parents let us do it. we would go inside people's homes. they would be in their bath robes and we would be cleaning their kitchen. >> jimmy: what did you charge? >> $5 was a lot. i think it depended on how good we cleaned. we weren't very good so we couple dollars snoof >> jimmy: that's very strange. i can't even imagine kids showing up at my door saying can we clean it. did you clean your own room? >> no! >> jimmy: was that on e.r., the first show you did? >> yeah. a guest spot like everyone else. but to be honest my feelings are a little hurt. >> jimmy: by? >> you. >> jimmy: why?
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>> because we actually worked together. >> jimmy: you and i did? >> yes. i was in the wrigley's spot with you. >> jimmy: really? i didn't see you. >> i was so excited. he got my card and we like hung out all day. we had lunch and everything. >> jimmy: you taught people to load? >> yeah. but you stopped the spot before it got to -- >> jimmy: do we happen to have the rest of the spot? we do? >> you do? >> jimmy: this is very fortunate. we should probably take a look at that then. >> and load the gum with one fluid bending motion. and voila! you'll have the perfect load. now let's talk about your reaction after your load. the response needs to feel natural. it is important not to overreact to the taste of the gum. you should momentarily react to the flavor of the gum. and then return to the fun
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that's going on around you as you can see, it is as if we are simply filming people having a good time. once the gum is loaded, it is important to keep the load in your mouth, not on your fingers or your face. keep these helpful tips in mine and you are well on your way to a successful career in front of the camera. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do i remember that. we'll be right back! portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by dyson's dc- 59 motorhead. new year, new clean, without the hassle of the cord. made a little better for you. you get your favorite steak and you get it with whole grains. you get delicious cedar grilled chicken and you get it with quinoa.
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my husband is not my father. not even close. if i were you, i would treat him with a little more respect. or i guarantee, he will make it his mission in life to roo enyou. very disrespectful. >> jimmy: that's jessica chastain. it is in select cities. i really like that movie. it is easily the most compelling film about the heating industry i've ever seen. >> right? when i first read it, i thought it was about the heating oil but it is so much more. it is like any industry on the
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how to get ahead. you have to give up your morality, i suppose. >> jimmy: i suppose, yeah. and then oscar isaac who plays your husband in the movie, he is trying not to. >> he is trying not to. i was really happy to work with oscar. we were in school together at juilliard. with all my friends. encredible. >> jimmy: is it easier or harder to have romantic scenes on camera with someone that you've known for a long time? >> i find it much easier. because we would be in a scene together and we would be fighting or whatever. and co-slap me in the scene, he could grab my wean and throw it, i could hit him, kiss him, whatever we did, it was in the world of the characters and we didn't have to be polite to each other. when you're getting to know someone, the awkwardness, i don't want to overstep my boundaries. we're going to overstep everything. >> jimmy: you overstepped
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immediately. that's exciting that both of you have become so successful. it's great. there is nothing worse than you go to school with a bunch of people. then you feel guilty every time you see them. eventually you have to cut them out of your life. >> eventually you have to stop returning their calls. you can't have that conversation. leak next time you'll get it. >> jimmy: it is tough, right? that's where the real acting comes in. when you're telling someone next time you'll get it. did you know back then that oscar, did you know, yes, this guy will do very well? >> i absolutely knew it. there were some people in school. we were not in the same class. i saw all this work and i said every time, i just was interested in his next performance that he would do. and you know, we were friends for the past 12 years and we would go to each other's premiers. he showed me his audition on his iphone before he singent it
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>> jimmy: welcome back. patricia arquette and music from childish gambino are on the way. but first, from time to time, we like to help our viewers. and we do that by asking them to write to my aunt chippy. aunt chippy gives very good advice on anything and everything. she has a lot of opinions, and she's always happy to share them. and share them she does in tonight's edition of "dear aunt chippy." >> hi, everybody. it's aunt chippy. we have some more letters to
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read. dear aunt chippy. i am super high right now. love steve. there was no question. wasn't a question! all he says, i am super high right now. that's not a question. it's a statement. he is making a statement and my statement back to him is, leave me the [ bleep ] alone until you're not high. that's my statement. and annoyed me by taking up my space on my computer thing. if you have a question for me, please e-mail me at dear aunt chippy at gmail.com. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with patricia arquette. [worker one] you know,i just filed my taxes online with h&r block for only nine nine-tee nine. [worker two] nine nine-tee nine? [worker three] nine nine-tee nine?
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a gifted actress in urgent need of more shelf space. she has already won more than 20 awards for her movie "boyhood," including a golden globe for best supporting actress sunday night. please say hello to patricia arquette. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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how are you? >> good. i'm really good. >> jimmy: congratulations on all the awards. i think you won like eight while you were backstage. that's exciting. did you have a good feeling going into the golden globes sunday? did you feel like oh, yes, there's a good chance i will win this? >> jimmy: no. i've been around a long time. we didn't imagine any of this really. it was sort of like the bad news bears winning the world series. and i'm kelly. >> jimmy: yeah. you guys, most people know the story that you shot over a period of, what was it? 12 years? >> yeah. >> jimmy: a few days a year? >> yeah. rick would do a month, two months of pre production every year and then a month of post production and we would shoot three to five days. we had a really small budget. we didn't have more than three to five days.
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>> jimmy: and then you had to wait and wait for this movie to come out. did you say this will be a great movie. >> as soon as he called me. he told me the idea. i always knew i would love the movie and i wanted to work with rick and i loved his sensibility about this. and he made the exact movie he described to me on the phone the first time we talked. i didn't know if anyone else would love the movie. >> jimmy: i see. well, you were wrong. or maybe you weren't wrong. the category you're nominated in, jessica chastain was in your category. some very heavy hitters in your category. jessica, meryl streep. you mentioned hugging her in your speech. >> it was amazing. a world class hugger. add that to her list. >> jimmy: she may get awards for that too. that will be kind of crazy when you're in a category with meryl streep and you win. >> and i met jena rollins the
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night before that. and i met prince at the golden globes. >> jimmy: he was in that category? he's so talented. >> he was but i bumped him off. >> jimmy: incredible. do you like going through the process? you've been, you've had to go to a lot of these awards shows. the red carpet and the dressing up. is that something you hate? you like, you tolerate? >> i'm a tom boy so i really hate it. i want the overall red carpet. like everyone where overalls. >> jimmy: heehaw style. >> i might do that and invite you. >> jimmy: i would be more than happy to bring my pitchfork and what not, straw hat. >> every time i get dressed, my daughter says, i come out and she says you're hideous. >> jimmy: that's a good kid word. hideous. does she criticize your fashion choices? >> oh, yeah. well, she's honest. >> jimmy: she's right.
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>> she is right. >> jimmy: so you try things on and show them to her? >> once in a while i have to say you're right. i've gone too far. i should go back and change. >> jimmy: will you ever act on this inclination to wear jeenls or overalls or something comfortable? why even the high heels. >> everyone at the end of the night. they've all taken off their shoes. they're walking bare food. it is dirty. or they have some ballet shoes or something. he have one's feet are killing them. >> jimmy: all the women mostly, yeah. the guys, they don't do that. it does seem crazy to me. my wife and i say this, well don't wear them. you have to wear them. do you have to wear them? >> yes. >> jimmy: i still don't understand that. that's one of the differences between us, i guess. the movie is really good. i think i'm so him a that you guys have had so many accolades
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for it. did you celebrate? >> we hung out a little bit. my daughter texted me, you won! yeah. i won. >> to know. >> jimmy: after, i guess you get a lot of texts, right? >> yeah. you get a lot of texts. >> jimmy: and you spend the rest of the night applying to them? >> my phone died because it always dies. >> jimmy: i know ethan hawk was telling me, the young man, what is his name? he is very close with him. he came over to his house for thanksgiving. is the secret working together for only three days per year? >> no. the weird thing was when rick brought us all together, we were like-minded people. we thought about work was similar. and it was beautiful. >> jimmy: does your daughter wax your movies? is she interested in that sort of thing? >> i don't really show my kids a lot. i just want to be their mom and already the celebrity culture
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distorts things. i want they will to have a normal childhood. she will see this movie soon. and my son has seen it. >> jimmy: do they think it is odd to see, or your son when you see it, you being someone else's mom? >> he didn't say -- he's 26. so -- >> jimmy: so i guess -- >> he has a good grasp of reality. >> jimmy: okay. so he understands reality. because i know your brother david very well and he doesn't seem to have that same -- >> he's the sweetest person. >> jimmy: he's a great guy but he's a nutty guy. david is a character. >> he is funny. he has a beautiful perspective on human beings. >> jimmy: he has no trouble finding things to wear. he is one of the best -- >> he is dapper. he was kind of a boring dresser growing up. >> jimmy: like a swan. >> he is a swan! >> jimmy: is there any talk, i know it is a crazy suggestion.
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is there any talk there might be a sequel to "boyhood" shot over another 12 years? i would love to see you do this every year for as long as you're all alive. >> yeah. that's what i said to rick. the last year i was bummed about it ending. i said i think this isn't a 12-year movie. this ends when i'm an old woman and i die and then it comes out. >> jimmy: and they can put the poster out immediately like coming in 2028. >> i hope it's longer than that. >> jimmy: like the star wars franchise. >> i have to say one thichk about fashion. i happened to run into gifford. kathy griffin. griffin, sorry. she's doing fashion police now. it was a couple days before the globes. i said if you say anything bad about my dress, i will use my super powers and give you a
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recurring yeast infection. think hard. she was like, oh! >> jimmy: well, let that be a warning to all. the oscar nominations come out on thursday. best of luck to you. the movie is really good. it is called "boyhood", arquette. we'll be back.
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♪all day and all of the night - the kinks♪ yoplait. with a smooth and creamy taste your whole family loves. it is so good all the time. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank jessica chastain, patricia arquette, patrick stewart and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his grammy-nominated album "because the internet" is out now. here with the song "sober," childish gambino.
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♪ and now that's it's over i'll never be sober i couldn't believe but now i'm so high ♪ ♪ and now that's it's over i'll never be sober i couldn't believe but now i'm so high ♪ ♪ now i'm so high now i'm so high now i'm so high ♪ ♪ girl what's your problem 'cause i know it's hard sometimes ♪ ♪ baby just give it some time oh honey now girl ♪ ♪ we can solve them if you just give me some time i can open up your mind ♪
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♪ if you let it shine you can free your mind ♪ ♪ 'cause i know and now that's it's over i'll never be sober ♪ ♪ i couldn't believe but now i'm so high and now that's it's over i'll never be sober ♪ ♪ i couldn't believe but now i'm so high now i'm so high ♪ ♪ now i'm so high now i'm so high ♪ ♪ girl if it's done right well you know it's got to be ♪ ♪ something wonderful to me oh honey now girl give it one night ♪
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♪ if you just give it a chance loving you is not my plan ♪ ♪ 'cause i know one day you'll see all the things that we can be ♪ ♪ no, no and now that's it's over i'll never be sober ♪ ♪ i couldn't believe but now i'm so high and now that's it's over i'll never be sober ♪ ♪ and now that's it's over i'll never be sober ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ and now that's it's over i'll never be sober i couldn't believe but now i'm so high ♪ ♪ now i'm so high now i'm so high now i'm so high ♪
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