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>> jimmy: thank you, thank you for watching, thank you for coming. well, did are did you know that today is national weather persons day? [ cheers and applause ] no you didn't. even weather persons don't know that it's national weather persons day. this is the day on which we pay tribute to the men and women who bravely stand out in the middle of the fiercest, most brutal winter storms, risking their lives, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. and on our national weather persons day, everything i will say in the monologue tonight will be half wrong. i want to wish berth day wishes to sekari momoi, also known as the world's oldest man, turned

112 years old today. these lived in tokyo, japan. there he is. having a hell of a time. he was born in 1903. this guy, he's seen the rise of the automobile, the television, computers, justin bieber, you name it, he's seen it. now he is the oldest man in the world. which by the way is not a great title to lose. because it's a loss that's tough to come back from, really. hey, some very big news for coffee drinkers who also happen to be vegan or health conscious or whatever. due to popular demand, starting february 17th, starbucks is going to start carrying coconut milk. they're calling it starbucks single origin sumatra coconut milk. if you want to stay competitive in the coffee business you've got to consistently provide your customers with new ways to make their orders more annoying. it will cost an extra 60 cents for coconut milk. for another $9 they'll let you

go in the back room and pet the coconut cow. [ laughter ] [ applause ] starbucks give customers what they want. it goes to show you have enough women in lemon pants ask for something, they will get it. by the way, if you want some cookies with your coconut milk, good news. it's girl scout cookie season right now. [ cheers and applause ] girl scout cookie season goes until march. they say the idea behind this is not just a fund-raiser, it teaches young girls confidence. like i am confident that my parents will bring these cookies to work and sell them for me. prices of cookies are up this year. here for california they go for $5 a box, up a dollar from last year. they're saying it shouldn't make a difference sales-wise. the girl scouts did research, found most customers don't know how much they paid last year. all they remember is that they were high and needed cookies. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

this is something i was thinking about. i don't know how -- what are the ethics of setting your daughter up to sell cookies outside a medical marijuana store? is that cool? oh. hi, can i help you? >> hi. do you want to buy some girl scout cookies? >> jimmy: i'd love to but i'm in the admit of tf middle of the s now. >> please! >> jimmy: actually, i don't have any cash on me. i don't -- >> oh, so you don't have any money. >> you have a tv show and you don't have any money? liar! >> jimmy: i didn't say i don't have any money, i don't carry a wallet in my suit. can we discuss this -- >> oh, i get it. you're a bigshot. >> jimmy: no -- >> hey, everyone, look at the bigshot, he's too busy to buy cookies. >> why are you bullying us? >> jimmy: i am not bullying you. >> you're bullying us! >> jimmy: fine, i'll take ten

boxes of thin mints. >> have a nice day. >> we'll be waiting outside for your money. >> you better pay up or i'll punch you right in that stupid face. >> jimmy: okay. can somebody walk me to my car after this? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: building confidence. this made me laugh. i guess this is another way to build confidence. it's from the inkmasters tattoo show in lubbock, texas, tattoo artists from all over the world gather to showcase their talent. when they're not drawing all over each other they have a slap-off, something that boys do when they're 13, then they stop. but unless you're in guy. in which case the fun never ends. >> oh! all right, all right. oh!

>> jimmy: wake up! [ cheers and applause ] i wonder whose idea the tablecloth was. it was a nice, classy touch. you know, a lot of actors, a lot of actors dream of making it on broadway. and some do. but i tell you something, there's only one parking lot security guard who previously did not even know where broadway was to make it there. that security guard is our very own guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo flew to new york to the new amsterdam theater on 42nd street because he was invited to be a part of the sold-out performance of disney's "aladdin." prior to this you'd never acted in a play or musical? >> guillermo: no, never. >> jimmy: never. had you ever seen a play or musical prior to this? >> guillermo: never either. >> jimmy: never, nothing? okay, so this will be good, then. here reis for the first and

probably last time ever, guillermo on broadway. ♪ >> guillermo: here i come! i wish i would never talk to my mother-in-law again. this is amazing. look at that, i got my own dressing room. come in. >> how you doing, man? >> guillermo: good, and yourself? >> i am doing great. >> guillermo: he's my mentor, very nice, very professional. >> because it's a musical i think we should do some trials. what you're going to do is brrrrr! you try that. okay, one more time. okay, great. that should warm you up. >> guillermo: i've only got one day to learn everything. >> try and grab it. >> guillermo: so easy for you because you don't have a belly. >> you feel that? >> like that?

>> guillermo: ah, yes. there's no way i'm going to be able to do that. >> this is courtney reid. >> hello, nice to meet you. >> guillermo: hi, nice meeting you, how are you? >> very good, thank you. >> guillermo: jasmine is so pretty. you're beautiful. >> thank you. i like your dress pants. >> guillermo: oh, thank you. i'm in love with her, i think. ♪ ♪ bumblebee bumblebee >> you try, you try. ♪ bumblebee bumblebee bumblebee bumblebee ♪ >> right, left, right, and then like that. >> guillermo: what are you doing after the show tonight? >> oh -- i've never been asked out during rehearsals. >> oh, wow. you know what, i have to check my calendar. >> five, six, seven, eight. ♪ >> we're going to put you in the

show tonight in a marketplace scene that takes place in agraba, our fictional city. you're going to be a market cart owner. so the thing that's important is that it has to be a serious moment. it might be funny. >> guillermo: scary. >> you better be able to pay for that, to her. >> guillermo: very scary. >> open up that left shoulder. let your left shoulder back but talk to her. >> he doesn't have the discipline that a lot of trained actors usually have. >> hey! you better be able to pay for that! >> it's hard to walk and talk at the same time like a human, right? >> guillermo: he stole from my cart! >> stop right there. cart. >> guillermo: cart, yeah. >> "t." no car. she stole from my cart! >> guillermo: cart, cart. she stole that from my cart! >> as soon as you say your line off you go, this building has got to move. don't run, just walk fast. so do good tonight, go over your

lines, have some food, use the bathroom. no tequila. >> guillermo: no tequila? >> no tequila before, only after. >> guillermo: i usually do it before. i have no idea what i'm doing. ♪ >> guillermo: you can do this. she stole it from my cart! my cart, my cart. the show is about to start. i hope i don't [ bleep ] it up. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> the stakes are even higher than he knows. if he doesn't do what he's been instructed and rehearsed to do, the show could come to a screeching halt. >> don't leave me hanging. >> here you go. >> guillermo: hey, you better be able to pay for that! >> hey! >> my sister isn't well, she's a

little crazy. >> guillermo: she doesn't seem crazy. >> why is that monkey talking to us? >> what monkey? >> the one in the fez. >> oh. she's getting worse! i better get her to the doctor, ha ha! >> street rat! >> guillermo: she stole from my cart! [ cheers and applause ] >> you did great. seriously. congratulations. >> guillermo: thank you. hit it. hey! you better be able to pay for that! she doesn't seem crazy! she stole my -- >> ladies and gentlemen, guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: what did i learn today? i learned that it's not easy.

it's hard. you guys practice a lot. you've got to come like strong and just give it to the people. overall it's great and now i'm going to get drunk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bravo, bravo. well done. all right. what was your line, again? >> guillermo: uh -- she stole it from my cart! >> jimmy: oh, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] it's thursday night and that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> the defensive coordinator [ bleep ] you and you broke into tears? >> russell wilson told us the halftime was so long he took his uniform off, took a [ bleep ].

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. tonight, from "scandal," scott foley is here. then a talented group of torontoians, their album is called "don't kill the magic," magic! from the at&t stage. our guests will include bill o'reilly, keira knightley, anna faris, kelly osborn, jeff van gun gundy, music from sam smith, annie lennox, incubus, and an all-new mashup monday. we took the don't morris day and

the time and mashed them with a new band chaim, and it will be mars day and the chaim onstage here, they'll play together. last week, this monday, we had wiser and zz top, we made them wee-z top. we're taking our show on the road again to austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] for south by southwest. oh, good. we have -- we had such a great time we thought we'd do it again. we'll be at the beautiful long center from march 16th to 20th. if you'd like to come see us, the tickets are available right now. we're putting them on sale free at kimbleinaustin.com. please go get your tickets online if you have the internet. our first guest ruled the nba when legends were born and shorts were actually short. he is a five-time nba champion, olympic gold medalist, owner of the long dodgers, spark, i think he even owns the airport l.a.x.

too. please welcome earvin "magic" johnson! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. thank you. first i got a problem. >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> you didn't negotiate my check from magic!. they stole my name. >> jimmy: that's right, they did steal your name. orlando magic stole your name and this band stole your name -- >> i got my money from orlando, i need it from magic!. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: take it from them, simple as that. i'm surprised you don't have a trademark. >> i tried it. >> jimmy: every time somebody pulls a rabbit out of a hat you don't get a dollar or something. >> i tried. i'm a businessman, you know i tried. >> jimmy: you really are. >> they said, no way you can trademark magic.

>> jimmy: is that right? wow, that's a shame. that really is. you know, like the seahawks were trying to trademark "go for it" or something like that. "go hawks." they true tying to trade mark "go hawks." even though there's an atlanta hawks. >> they should have ran the ball. >> jimmy: yeah, they should have. [ cheers and applause ] >> trademark that. >> jimmy: that would make a hell of a t-shirt. you're always thinking. you won your first nba title as a rookie 35 years ago. [ cheers and applause ] in what might have been the greatest performance ever. what do you remember most about that? that game six? that final game of that series? >> well, you know, i had to talk the coach into letting me start at center. because he said, no way you can play center. >> jimmy: kareem was injured. he was mvp of the league. >> that's right. he dominated the league.

it's game six. we go to philly. i say, i can play center. we go to jump the ball and their center kywell jones looks at me and said, "you're kidding me." like, you know, i can't do this. only went out and scored 42 points, 15 rebounds. [ cheers and applause ] so i guess i could do it a little bit. >> jimmy: you played every position that game. >> yes, i did. i was just blessed. but also jamal wilkes had a great game, jim jones. everybody. when you win a championship, everybody really has to play their best game. and even the role players have to play better. we saw that with new england. you know, everybody had to step up their game. who would have thought the young man, the rookie, intercepts the ball. >> jimmy: i know, right? >> so it's amazing when the pressure is on, who loves to play up under that pressure, who will make plays up under that

pressure. >> jimmy: do you love that pressure? >> i love it, i love it. >> jimmy: if i was an athlete i would hate that pressure. i'd crumble under pressure. on the rare occasion i will play golf. somebody says, okay, we're going to bet. i'll putt like 11 times. i will fall to pieces. >> i can't believe that. the way you handle the crowd, your monologue. >> jimmy: jokes are one thing. >> oh. >> jimmy: feats of athleticism are an entirely different animal. >> okay, you got me on that one. >> jimmy: the patriots i think had, at their victory party, they had rick ross and pitbull, florida performing. did you have bands hike that when you'd win a title? >> no, no bands. but i tell you, the coolest thing happened. our cool party was jack nicholson came out in the height of his career. now he was a super, super, superstar. >> jimmy: yeah. >> still is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but he came out and partied with us at our party after we

won the championship against the celtics. and we were looking like, that's jack nicholson dancing! it was just the coolest thing to have him there partying with us. >> jimmy: that's funny, i would magic jack partying with you almost every night, know what i mean? i would think that would be a regular owe kearns. >> he came to the games. it's one thing to come to the gims and cheer for you. it's another thing to be sitting right there beside you at a party. and him having drinks with you. all of a sudden we all on the dance floor. that was the coolest thing. i called everybody back home in lansing, michigan, said i was partying with jack nicholson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you said something i thought was interesting. lakers obviously are having a real tough season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you said you hoped they lose every game. you hoped -- you said they're going to lose, they should really lose. to get a good draft position. >> i don't have to hope anymore.

>> jimmy: yeah. do you think they should -- i mean, like to the point where they should not play as hard? >> no, no, no, no. not like that. they're not tanking by no stretch. >> jimmy: they're playing pretty -- >> they played well last night. >> jimmy: yeah, they did. >> should have won the game. what i'm saying is that, this team is right now not built to win. it's not. and so if oar going to be bad, be all the way bad. yeah, so we can get a good draft pick. >> jimmy: yeah. is there anyone you have your eye on? >> well, okafor for duke is very good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> kentucky has about four, five guys that's going to probably come out and going to make a team better. but whoever it is will make the lakers better. we need more talent. >> jimmy: you care more about the dodgers now, right? you are owner of the dodgers. >> i care about both. >> jimmy: you do. >> i love l.a. i want the lakers to win the championship. just like i want the dodgers to win the world series. so hopefully we'll get there. >> jimmy: how long have you

owned the dodgers now? >> two and a half. >> jimmy: two and a half years. >> we came in in the middle of that year. >> jimmy: kobe bryant told me an interesting thing. he said that the first time he ever sat down one on one with you and really talked to you was at a dodgers game. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and that was only a couple of years ago, which is -- i found that unbelievable. because i know -- you're his favorite player, you guys were both in the lakers organization. why did it take so long for you guys to do that? >> because the mutual respect that we have for one another. kobe is one of the greatest players, top six or seven guys that's ever played this game. this guy's unbelievable, right? so i respect him and i respect his time. and i think he respects my time as well. so we didn't want to bother each other. i cheer for him every night. and we all want to make sure he gets better so he can play next season. but at the dodger game he came and sat next to me and we laughed like two little boys, two little kids. we had such a good time with

each other. and you're right, it shouldn't have taken so long. but that's the way it goes. >> jimmy: i guess the message i get is if you do take time to get together with somebody, you don't have any respect for their time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's true. >> jimmy: i know you are a -- you're a businessman. i think -- seems to me like you love business, doing business, as much as you love playing basketball. >> yeah? which is pretty rare. a lot of guys will do endorsements and they're tacitly involved and this sort of thing. you're really in the middle, you've got a lot of different things going on. >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: and you learn -- you've told me before, like when you were involved or a restaurant or whatever you learned to cook, you learned to make coffee, you learn to do all this stuff. when you bought the dodgers, did you learn to play baseball? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i had one day -- i played basketball, i played football. so now my coach, you know -- back in little league, usually the coach coached all three of

them. i'm going out for the baseball team. and it's my turn to bat. so the pitcher throws the ball and it's coming at me, i'm thinking. so i back out of the batter's box and it curved in, strike one. same pitch came at me, strike two. same pitch, strike three. the manager said, come here. i don't think this game is for you. i said, no, i am not going to stand in that batter's box with a fastball coming at me. >> jimmy: the reason i brought this up is, i happen to have a wiffleball bat. and i got some wiffleballs. and i was wondering if you might want to, you know -- maybe i'll throw a few to you, we'll see how you do. >> all right. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. magic johnson is here! we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by slim jim's can an asada

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back. scott foley from "scandal" and music from the band magic! this is the man magic. one of your business ventures, you're involved with marvel, the comics. you're doing some kind of a touring marvel experience? >> yes. so the marvel experience is going to go around and all your favorite characters and superheroes will be in this

marvel experience. and the kids and adults are going to get a great experience for about an hour, hour or two, and just go around and you're going to see your favorite superheroes. >> jimmy: these won't be the dirty superheroes we have out front? >> no, no. the hawk, you know, iron man, all those different characters, you know. it's going to be great. >> jimmy: all right. it's time for you to represent the los angeles dodgers. there is your wiffle bat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, look at that, it's dodger stadium. all right, there we go. thank you, thank you, thank you. all right. oh, wait a minute. since when are you lefty? >> i bat left, i throw right. >> jimmy: i didn't know this. you want to loosen that jacket? >> okay. >> jimmy: we're not fooling around here. >> okay. ♪ >> man, you got a good arm, you

got a good arm. >> jimmy: thank you, magic. >> oh! all right, all right. okay. come on. oh! man. i got a little bit of it. >> jimmy: there's a lot of heat going on there. >> yes, yes. >> guillermo: strike two. >> you're going to put me out of my three turns already. >> jimmy: you weren't kidding about getting thrown off that little league team. >> oh, there we go! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. magic johnson, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] the marvel experience at omar fairgrounds starting on saturday. thank you, magic. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ]

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this is the microsoft cloud. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music from magic!. our next guest plays jake ballard, the man who loves olivia pope as much as he hates wearing shirts. "scandal" thursdays at 9:00 here on abc. please welcome scott foley! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: magic, did you -- i know you met him backstage. >> i did meet him backstage. >> jimmy: he's enormous, right? >> huge. i felt -- i'm 6'1" and i felt short. >> jimmy: you feel like a child. >> he shook my hand and it disappeared. >> jimmy: had you met him

before? >> i had, i met him once before, about four -- three or four years ago. there was a -- somebody had written a play called "magic bird" about the relationship between magic johnson and larry bird. my agent called me in to do a reading of the play. and i was to read larry bird. >> jimmy: oh, not magic. >> believe it or not. but magic was there. >> jimmy: oh, he was? >> i got to meet him, took a picture with him, which i couldn't find. but my agent had said, don't worry, it's a very loose reading, no one's going to be doing accents. i get there and everyone's doing boston accents. and i'm just terrified. but -- >> jimmy: larry bird doesn't have an accent, no, larry bird doesn't have an accent. but everybody else made me look like crap. >> jimmy: they did? >> yeah. but magic was nice enough to take my picture. >> jimmy: that's weird that you were auditioning foragic johnson. >> i didn't do very well, i didn't get the job. >> jimmy: it all work out okay for you anyway. congratulations, you had a baby

boy since the last time. >> yes, thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: enjoying him? >> you know, as much as you can -- as much as a father can enjoy a 12-week-old child, yes. it's hard to make a connection with a kid like that. >> jimmy: did you find that? >> yeah, with an infant, i think it's tough. i don't have a boob. he doesn't care about me. i don't have a boob that can feed him. >> jimmy: yeah, they don't do anything. you realize how worthless they are once you have a child. >> my boobs? >> jimmy: all men's nipples. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the nipples in particular, a puzzling thing. >> what is it for? is it balance, symmetry? what is it? i don't get it. >> jimmy: i think it's so that when you draw a smiley face across your stomach, it looks like you have eyes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know, i'm not a biologist. how many kids do you have? >> three. 5-year-old daughter, 2 1/2-year-old son, 12-week-old

son. i was online and i read an orl where i was a comedian talking, he had four kids, and he said, imagine drowning. and then someone throwing you a baby. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i thought, i don't have four but i'm definitely drowning right now. >> jimmy: well, do you escape at work? are you really -- >> yeah, work is -- work is pretty demanding. by both the homework and "scandal." but the great thing, my wife is going to kill me for saying this. they work me pretty hard over there. but i pretend that they work me harder. so that i -- i'll make up a call time. if i'm supposed to be at 9:00 i'll show up at 7:00 and sleep awhile. >> jimmy: oh, really. wow. >> i get off at 2:00, i'll come home at 5:00. babe, it was tough, a long day today. >> jimmy: hopefully your wife won't see the show tonight. or else the jig is up as they say. >> i don't know how i'm going to get away with that. >> jimmy: you're going to be in a lot of trouble. you also by the way did a very

silly thing on the show, you misplaced olivia pope. you walk into the room and she was gone. >> you'd think if there's any one person on the show in whose arms she'd be safe it would be mine. >> jimmy: one would think so. >> unfortunately not so much. >> jimmy: you screwed up. >> i did. >> jimmy: it's a tight-knit cast, i know. is it getting less tight? is the knit coming -- is it fraying at all over the years? >> i don't think so. i think we all -- >> jimmy: you still watch the show? >> yeah, we all watch the show together, we all get along. i guess if you think about an old poker term, you sit down at a table, if in 15 minutes you can't tell who the sucker is you're the sucker. maybe i'm the one getting in the way at this point. they're great. >> jimmy: is it possible you're the one they're getting annoyed with? >> i guess it's possible. i do -- yes, i do a thing. well -- what we do is very -- it's not difficult but there's a lot of pressure. there's a lot of the money involved. and time. you know, people, they set up the shots. in order sometimes to break the

tension, i make a noise. >> jimmy: okay. >> that sort of lightens the moment. just before we have to act. >> jimmy: what is the noise that you make? >> it's a flatulence noise. >> jimmy: i had a feeling it was going to be that. >> yeah. but it's -- >> jimmy: what does it sound like when you do it? >> sounds pretty good. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> well -- all right. i can't believe i'm doing this on the show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounded real. i would describe it as lilting. >> there are intonations. you can drop it like -- >> jimmy: i like that. i have the sense of humor of a 5-year-old. >> as do i. >> jimmy: you do this right before you're about to do something serious? >> if it's a very heavy scene, someone's going to cry or something, i won't do it. but for the most part, yeah.

when they say, we're rolling, i let out a fart noise. >> jimmy: every time? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: oh, wow. who hates it the most? >> i don't think -- maybe they all hate and it talk to each other about it. they haven't said anything to me. they usually -- in the beginning they got a kick out of it. now they just ignore it. >> jimmy: right, it's just a sound effect that means we're rolling. instead of "action." >> they're like, rolling! and i go -- >> jimmy: you should be in the next "police academy" movie. >> i could be hightower. >> jimmy: yeah, the sound effects guy. >> i can't do that. no, it's just a fart noise, that's all i got. >> jimmy: you're like tweeting all the time. what happened with you and william shatner? that was last week. >> this was last week. "scandal" returned last week. and we do this live tweet where we tweet with our fans. >> jimmy: right. >> a lot of shows have started doing it because we were one of the first shows to do it. >> jimmy: oh. >> there was a show on, there is a show on, "backstrom." you're welcome for the plug. and they decided that they were

going to sort of tag me in some of their tweets to try to bite off of some of the "scandal" tweeters. try to get some people tweeting about their show. >> jimmy: oh, are they on at the same time? >> i think they are on at the same time. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> and i sort of dismissed them rudely on twitter. and then william shatner, who i don't follow, who doesn't follow me, maybe follows the other guy that was tweeting with me, jumped into the mix. called us some pretty bad names like bitches, bad names. and i thought like -- babe, i'm getting in a twitter fight with william shatner! >> jimmy: why would he do that? >> i sort of -- i was like, william, keep out of this! and he threw back and more bad names. i thought, what's going on? i was looking through pictures on google, i've got to find a bad picture and post it of william shatner. >> jimmy: impossible. >> i'm like, this is william shatner action i've got to let this one go, regardless. >> jimmy: why is he attacking you? >> i don't know -- it doesn't matter. it is now a source of pride for

me. like the fact that william shatner is attacking me? he knows who i am. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i tweeted back like, ha ha, william, very funny, hope you're watching "scandal." the next tweet was like, what's happening now? is it a dream? so he was watching "scandal." >> jimmy: i see. >> i think i turned him from a hater into a "scandal" fan. >> jimmy: either that or he's having trouble distinguishing between your character and you in real life. >> i don't know, it was bizarre. twitter, so strange. >> jimmy: you should get in a support group with george takai, i think they have some problems as well. >> they go back years. >> jimmy: the show is great, it's called "scandal," it's on thursday nights, 9:00, here on abc. scott foley, everybody. be right back with magic!. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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"magic" johnson, scott foley and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, this is their album "don't kill the magic." here the song "no way no" magic!. ♪ ♪ hey baby baby your heart's too big to be treated small so please don't blame me ♪ ♪ blame me for trying to be the one who could have it all you know that it's stupid ♪ ♪ stupid telling you it's dark when you see the light and i know you ain't ♪ ♪ foolish foolish just give me one chance i could treat you right so i said ♪ ♪ will i ever be too far away when you feel alone no way no ♪ ♪ will i ever back

down my sword to protect our home no way no ♪ ♪ will i ever spend a day not telling you you're beautiful no way no ♪ ♪ no way no way no no way no way no ♪ ♪ my sister sister told me that if love ever hits your eyes i promise you'll ♪ ♪ miss her miss her the second that she walks right out your sight so we should just ♪ ♪ do it do it do it cause i don't wanna risk her being right let's not be foolish ♪ ♪ foolish don't you know that family never lies i promise that ♪ ♪ will i ever be too far away when you feel alone no way no ♪ ♪ will i ever back down my sword to protect our home no way no ♪ ♪ will i ever spend a day not telling you you're beautiful no way no ♪

♪ no way no way no no way no way no ♪ ♪ ♪ hey lady lady life's too short to be waiting long so let's not waste it ♪ ♪ waste it when we both know you're the one will i ever be ♪ ♪ too far away when you feel alone no way no will i ever back ♪ ♪ down my sword to protect our home no way no ♪ ♪ will i ever spend a day not telling you you're beautiful no way no ♪ ♪ no way no way no no way no way no

no way no way no no way no way no ♪ ♪ no way no way no no way no way no no way no way no ♪ ♪ no way no way no no way no way no no way no way no ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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