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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to tonight. there's so much television that badly needs to be commented on. tonight's episode of "the bachelor" was maybe the best one ever. we have not even a moment to waste so let's get to it. first of all, did any of you watch the grammy awards last night, on sunday night? [ cheers and applause ] why don't i believe that? it's quite -- it was like a three-hour muse call episode of "ncis," this grammy award stuff. there were a lot of big stars there. let's see, who was there? ac/dc, pharell, paul mccartney, rihanna, prince came out in that bright orange shower curtain.

i think that's why the doves were crying. sam smith was the big winner. he won four awards including record of the year and song of the year. beyonce and pharell each won three. did most of the albums that were nominated for grammys come out in 2010? right? probably the most memorable moment of the night came when beck won album of the year and kanye west almost pulled a kanye west. >> i need some help. >> jimmy: i thought he was doing that as a joke. it was funny, if it was a joke it was a good joke. turned out he was not joking. he was upset because he felt album of the year should have gone to beyonce instead of beck. you have to feel for beck. you remember last time kanye did this was to taylor swift. and her career never recovered.

i mean, what tune do you think going to happen? after the show kanye went on the e! channel. >> the grammys, if they want real artists to keep coming back they need to stop playing with us. we ain't going to play with them no more. beyonce, beck needs to respect artistry, he should have given his award for beyonce. [ booing ] >> i am pretty sure peons has about 20 grammy awards. maybe we should hold a 10k to raise awareness of the fact that she doesn't have 21. maybe next year they should put a fence around the stage to keep kanye off of it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: iggy azalea had a rough weekend. not only didn't she win a grammy, she's in a fight with papa john's pizza. apparently she ordered a pizza and the delivery guy gave her

phone number to a bunch of his friends and relatives. she tweeted this. she said, i ordered cheese buys intra, instead i got a tons of calls and messages. is this iggy azalea? my brother delivered something from papa john's to you and he gave me the number friday night, i am your number one fan, is this you, please answer, you are my idol. yes, it was her. she was upset, understandably. a few hours ago she tweeted, i want answers, papa john's, why is customer confidentiality a joke to your company? i get it. i get why she's angry. the truth of the matter is it's one guy who did in, not the whole company. papa john's busy finding better ingreed gents. holding hands and running around with peyton manning. he doesn't have time to keep every driver from stealing phone numbers. and by the way, if she's so fancy, why is she ordering pizza from papa john's? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

you know you're a white rapper when your big rap beef is with papa john's. they're saying this is the biggest rappers pizza feud sense chuck d. versus chuck e. in '91. it's "match-up monday" tonight, our second "mash-up monday." last week we brought together the bands wiser and zz top to make wee-z top. tonight mars day and the time and haim to form morris day and the haim. [ cheers and applause ] we're doing this every monday night this month. so watch next monday night too. earlier tonight on abc an episode of "the bachelor" that honestly might have been the best episode ever. the primary reason why is a young woman named kelsey. i don't know if i can begin to describe kelsey. she's very bright, very pretty.

she's also very a lot of other things. last week kelsey told chris, the bachelor, the tragic story of how her husband passed away. then she had a panic attack and the show ended with her lying on the floor. tonight the madness continued. this kelsey, one minute she was freaking out, the next minute she's laughing. all the women in the house hated her. finally, three of them, whitney, caitlin, and carly, took it upon themselves to confront her. >> what is it that you're seeing right now? >> sometimes we see this person who's not very nice and has these sly comments that we all just shove under the rug because they hurt our feelings but we let them slide. >> i don't know that i'm saying these things. i'm embarrassed. because i don't -- i don't see -- i have so much respect and admiration. and i genuinely like you guys. i don't -- i just -- i get it. i am blessed with eloquence. and i'm articulate. and i use a lot of big words. because i'm smart.

>> jimmy: okay. taking responsibility. so tell kelsey gets picked for the two on one date the bachelor goes on a date with two girls. but only one of them gets a rose, the other goes home. chris takes kelsey and one of the two ashleys, ashley i., the virgin in a helicopter to the badlands national park in south dakota. and this already is the worst date ever. i mean, they're in the middle of nowhere. it's windy. it's dusty. ashley hates kelsey. and so she decides to tell chris that kelsey's a fake, nobody likes her. she pulls him aside and tells him. chris, as soon as he's alone with kelsey, rats ashley out. >> ashley just told me this. that, like, you're being fake. that scares me. >> i'm sorry. i'm hurt. because i -- i consider ashley

somebody that i trust, that i can be friends with. >> jimmy: that's a lie. [ laughter ] and then they have this four poster bed set up in the middle of the desert. chris walks off and leaves the two them alone on it. ♪ >> i know what you did. >> jimmy: i know what you did. what a great episode. chris by the way didn't give a rose to kelsey or ashley, he sent them both home. ashley was hysterical crying.

we're fortunate to have her with us tonight via video chat. hel hello, ashley, can you hear me? [ cheers and applause ] >> hi! hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? ashley -- >> good to see you again. >> jimmy: i can't see your shirt? >> i'm actually really smart. but you may see sometimes the bad side. >> jimmy: it didn't seem like you weren't smart. you did cry every episode. isn't that true? >>dy, yeah. i did. i'm just a very emotional person. that's how i express myself sometimes. but yeah. maybe a little bit too much. >> jimmy: i was impressed how well you managed to keep the mascara from running down your face. can you show us your technique? you did a thing with your finger that i think was helpful to other women. >> it was very helpful. i get my fingers caught in my lashes before they start streaming down. >> jimmy: a lot of people would say i cry a lot, i'm not going to wear giant eyelashes, by not

you. >> they're extensions so i couldn't quite choose that. >> jimmy: do you regret telling chris the truth about kelsey? >> not really. i saw myself as sort of a spokesperson for the rest of the girls at home. and i don't really think that determined his decision that day. >> jimmy: what was going through your head when kelsey said "i know what you did"? >> that was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. you continko you don't even know, scarier than than it seems. i was trying to void eye contact for a solid minute. >> jimmy: this is a clip of what happened after chris didn't give either one of you a rose. ♪

>> jimmy: he left you both in the middle of a dirt hole and flew away. >> yeah. it was like, can you do anything more dramatic than leave me in the middle of a desert standing by myself? >> jimmy: how did you get home? >> oh, it was a long ride in a van home. not as glamorous as a helicopter chris got to go back in. >> jimmy: did you ride with kelsey in the van? >> luckily, no. i haven't seen kelsey since that moment on the bed. so next week we have women tell all and it should be really interesting to see how we get along. >> jimmy: i can't wait. by the way, don't you think chris was right to send you home? would you really have been happy living on a farm in iowa? >> you know -- at first i was picturing chris and i on a farm with a zillion kids, being

really happy. then i came home and i was like, that's probably not realistic. >> jimmy: yeah. right. do you ever feel like you're just -- you just wanted to win? >> no, no, no. when i was there, chris was the object of my affection for sure. >> jimmy: well, yeah. he's the only guy in the room. [ laughter ] do you still have any feelings for chris? >> i think he's hot. he's such a nice guy. but feelings feelings, no. >> jimmy: who do you think chris will pick, ultimately? >> oh, man. i think that the two girls that are best suited for him right now are probably bekaa and whitney. because they're cute southern girls, they have amazing personalities. i just think they're very compatible with him. >> jimmy: beck is the other virgin. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who is the virgin eliminated first, you or bekaa? >> who's going on? >> jimmy: who do you think will? >> it would depend on the outcome of the show, wouldn't

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>> jimmy: coming up from "fashion police" kelly osbourne is here. later it's "mash-up monday." morris day and the time team up with three sisters known as haim to form morris day and the haim. so that will be a lot of fun. tomorrow anna faris will be here, jeff van gundy, music from annie lennox, keira knightley from "scandal," incubus, and

multi grammy winner sam smith will be here. there's always something funky going on around here. [ cheers and applause ] got a lot of funk in the water. in addition to hosting the top-rated presently in all of cable news for 13 years straight, our first guest tonight is the very successful author whose series of best-selling books will keep going as long as keep people dying. his latest is called "killing patton." please welcome bill o'reilly! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. how are you? >> jimmy: good. did you go to my grammy parties? >> i just got in, new york is 14 below zero, i flew in last night, it's 80 in l.a. grammy people don't like me, you know that. i hang with kanye after the

show. >> jimmy: i see, i gotcha. in the privacy of home. >> yeah, the private room. >> jimmy: by the way i was up late last night reading your book which i enjoyed. it occurred to me i didn't learn anything in school, after reading this book. >> they don't teach history in school anymore. it's a shame. that's one of the reasons i started writing these books. because they're history books but they're fun to read. >> jimmy: yes. >> that's the key. i used to be a high school teacher, i taught history. you figured out if you made it personal and if you told stories that were dramatic, kind of like "the bachelor's" story, you got everybody involved. with attention. but they don't do that. i decided to write these history books in that way and they've been huge sellers. >> jimmy: one of the things that i have to say knocked me out and i went crazy telling everyone within earshot is that hitler had a condition, i don't know if it's a disease or a condition, called meteorism. >> right. >> jimmy: what that is? >> flatulence. >> jimmy: yes. as if we didn't have enough

reasons to dislike this guy. constantly letting gas. >> well, he had every condition in the world. evil feeds upon itself. he was such an evil person that he's just like consumed from within. can you imagine in the bunker with adolf, imagine how that was? there were no windows to open. go out, get fresh air, you get a bullet in the head. it's hitler or the bullet. >> jimmy: maybe that's why he grew the moustache, as a filter. self-defense of some kind. >> never thought of that but that's possible. >> jimmy: hitler also, unbeknownst to me, and everybody told me after i told them i learned this from your book, was addicted to cocaine and methamphetamine. >> yeah, he couldn't get up in the morning unless he had cocaine eyedrops. he had this doctor who would follow him around with drugs. they had to put eyedrops when he was lying in bed for him to actually get up. this is at the end of world war ii, in the last five months. that's what the book deals with. then to just function during the day, you've got shots of

methamphetamine. because as i said, evil feeds upon itself. and he was just destructing, his whole body was falling apart, he was just such an awful human being. >> jimmy: that's what they say. but i never met the guy. when [ laughter ] >> you don't want to be too judgmental, right? you know, maybe we can get a production deal. "stalin wasn't much better. >> oh, he was pretty awful. >> jimmy: i mean this guy, were you surprised by anything you learned about him? >> oh, yeah. because you know, my researcher, mark dugard, he feeds me the stuff. and i'm going, whee! the reason we don't know much about stalin is because there were no reporters there. for him. he'd execute anybody. whereas the allies got into germany fast. and then they figured out what was going on. it was a bevy of american reporters and british reporters. didn't happen on the russian side. so stalin killed just at many people as hitler but we never knew about it. it was the same guy. the same awful, disgusting people. >> jimmy: you mentioned

reporters. stalin was our ally in that war. you mentioned reporter. it was interesting when patton was in the hospital reporters were trying all sorts of things to get into the hospital. they were dressing as patients, disguising themselves, they were doing all sorts of things which we now i think think of as something that goes on today. but it was surprising to me to learn that that was happening in those days. >> patton had stalin's number, number one. that caused a lot of controversy. some believe, including me, it led to his death. stalin was telling fdr and truman after fdr died, this isn't your friend over here. he's going to cause a lot of trouble, stalin, the come nilss. we need to fight them after we get rid of adolf. that was real controversial. when patton got hurt in the accident, inexplicable, lying paralyzed in the hospital, as jim said, reporter were swarming around because here's america's biggest hero in europe. nobody knows what the hell happened to him. because they were keeping

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with bill o'reilly. this is his book, called "killing patton." if you don't mind i want to ask you about fellow broadcaster brian williams who's been in the news for all the wrong reasons this week. do you know brian? >> i do. >> jimmy: you do. what's your take on this? >> well, number one, i feel that anybody who is enjoying a destruction of this man, you've got to look at yourself here. and there's a lot of people happy his career is going down the drain. that disturbs me. he made a mistake. is it a character flaw? i don't know. if it is, he's going to lose his job. if another one comes out that he exaggerated a story that he reported, he's going to lose his job. he can get one. it's funny because i was in the -- exactly, almost exactly the same situation that he was in. i went to iraq after him.

but it was hot. and we were in a helicopter. and i was -- landed at baghdad airport, came in from kuwait. i was on like a goodwill tour visiting troops all over the place. i said, let's drive, it's only 12 miles to baghdad from the airport. the guy goes, we can't. we can't drive, it's too dangerous. so we went up in a helicopter gunship. and i sat right next to the gunner. a little helmet on, the flack jacket. it's unbelievably exhilarating. your adrenaline is running. i'm flying over baghdad with the guys. and there's two gunners and the doors are open and the pilots. it's intense. nobody shot at us or anything like that. i can when you come on a show like kimmel or late-night shows you don't want to be a dweeb. all right? you want to have something interesting to say. and that's what happens. a journalist will say, okay, i was there. then the story, to make it more dramatic and interesting, will emerge. and that's what he did.

he embellished the story. now, again, if it's just one time, he'll get by. but if it's a pattern of this, it's going to be hard for him to come back and be the main anchor on nbc. >> jimmy: interesting. i think that's interesting that you have compassion for him. >> look, every public person in this country is a target. and with the internet -- you know what it is. it's a sewer. and these people delight in seeing famous people being taken apart. i just think it's wrong. we're human beings like anybody else. kimmel makes a lot of money, not me so much, but so what? all right? we earned it, all right? this is america. so i don't like this taking and destroying people for sport business. >> jimmy: right. >> i don't like it. and so if there's a doubt with brian williams, i'm going to give it to him. >> jimmy: well, i think that's very nice. okay, so now would you be interested in interviewing brian williams about this? >> yeah, i'd talk to him about

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, we're back. our next guest grew up in reality tv a esfirst family of f-words. now, she keeps the peace on "fashion police" monday nights on e! please say hello to kelly osbourne. [ cheers and applause ]

>> how are you? >> jimmy: very good to see you and i like this outfit. i guess you have to wear good outfits when you're part of the fashion police, right? >> well -- when you go to the public appearances and events. but normally when i'm at home, every day, i don't give a [ bleep ]. i don't. i wish i could say that i do. but i don't. i love my sweat pants. i don't care if i've got makeup on. if i'm going to sit there and tell other people -- i don't worry about myself. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when you obsess what people are wearing and your look are you always honest even if there are people you know, you're friendly with, whatever? >> i make it a point to never say anything about anyone i wouldn't say to their face. which sucks.

because when you're me -- austin pow is where he's like, i have no inner monologue? that is me in real life. >> jimmy: interesting. >> it's really, really hard and it's written all over my face. >> jimmy: you just say it. >> i try to keep my mouth shut. >> jimmy: i don't have any idea, like this -- rihanna wore this last night. >> yes, she did. >> jimmy: is this great or terrible? >> see, i'm a fashion person so i think it's amazing. >> jimmy: pretty great, huh? >> i understand why people don't like it. a lot of like -- some people do, some people don't. i look at myself, most of the time i look like i should be pulling a balloon out of my park to make an animal for a child. i know my look isn't for everyone. >> jimmy: if i'm paying like $15,000 or whatever this dress cost, i want there to be a lot of stuff on it. >> or to be able to put a lot of stuff underneath it as well. >> jimmy: who's this lady? >> when i met her last night --

i can't remember her name -- i can't lie. but i do remember that i saw absolutely everything. >> jimmy: i guess the outfit didn't work. >> i really applaud her confidence and bravery. to pull that off. >> jimmy: this is sia and mattie who dances on the video -- >> i love this look so much. >> jimmy: she literally cannot see us, she is blind. >> that's a whole lot of wig. ? and maybe the best outfit of the night. well, i don't know. you be the judge. there's madonna in her spanish bullfighters outfit. what you really see -- >> madonna from the back, my favorite. i would call that jock strap realness. black matador. >> jimmy: there's a name for this sort of thing? >> no i totally made that up, i don't know. >> jimmy: are you having fun doing that? >> it's such a fun thing to do. because the reaction that we get from what we say. because we're really talking about people's clothes.

the people that we talk about love it. but their fans don't. >> jimmy: kathy griffin, has she upped the ante as far as insulting people or whatever? because she literally does not care. she will say anything about anyone. >> she really will say anything, trust me. and i think that's exactly why she was the perfect person to bring on the show. it's been so much fun getting to grow as a cast together. and see -- because at first, i never knew if she was joking with me or not. and i'm like, is she serious, is she not, should i apologize, have i offended? then she's like, kelly, i'm not being serious, i'm a comedienne, remember? so she's got me three times now. we've got a score thing going. i'm still at zero. >> jimmy: probably not a good person to get into a thing with. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you socialize with kathy? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do, all right. >> we got kicked out of a movie theater once. >> jimmy: for what? >> it was my fault. not hers.

we went to go and see -- it was scarlett johansson's new movie. it was very artsy. men with big boners going into black liquid. and i was just giggling through the whole thing. i thought i was going to a comedy. didn't know what i was getting myself into. didn't know who was in the movie. i just said i would go. and needless to say all the beverly hills kids with attitudes, their parents won't let them move to new york, were in that theater. they didn't like me very much. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> needless to say, i got me, kathy, and sia kicked out. >> jimmy: the usher came and took you out? >> no. i think -- i got very -- can i say it on tv? >> jimmy: i don't know what you're going to say. say it. yeah, you can say that. >> i told the guy to [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: right, right. your family is founded on that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

if you can't say it, who can? >> yeah, then we spent the rest of the time in the lobby laughing. >> jimmy: when sia goes to a movie does she face the screen? or is she looking at the projector? >> of course she does. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: so i keep hearing stories that thes s ois on bou may come back to television. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that would be great. >> for reasons like your wonderful first guest, his marvel less impression of my father, people deserve to see the man he has become now. and that's why we will -- >> jimmy: sober, your dad's sober, i gotcha. >> it's completely different. my brother is a father, a husband. >> jimmy: yeah, you have a niece. >> you know, it's really -- it's going to be what we're like now. and hopefully i think december. >> jimmy: things have changed so much.

>> 12 years. >> jimmy: you started at the same time that we started here. and at that time i think the show was shocking and it had to be on cable. but i think it could possibly be on network television now. >> you never know. >> jimmy: oh, interesting, oh. well, i look forward -- >> you'll have to ask my mother, you can see lots of serious conversations she has, where she questions me being a lesbian or not. once a year. >> well, you know what, it doesn't hurt to check in with the kids. know what's going on. it's very good to see you. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give your whole family my love. kelly osbourne. "fashion police" airs monday nights at 9 on e! when we return, mash-up monday with morris day and the haim. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

[ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank our guests. i apologize to matt damon. and i want to introduce this

newly melded band. here with the classic "jungle love," morris day and the haim! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel you know what time it is ♪ ♪ give it up come on daddy ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ i got a fireplace ♪ imagine all the things i can do to you ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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