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>> one last coupon. free night of babysitting. >> tonight? i'm on my way to the vanity fair party. >> you signed a legal document. this is apollonia. she needs to be fed e hours by breast. thank you so much, neil. >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight -- john travolta. sean penn -- jennifer aniston -- john krasinski -- eddie redmayne -- emily blunt -- gary oldman -- jeff bridges -- susan sarandon -- benedict cumberbatch -- and others. presented by haig club scotch whisky and aflac. with cleto and the

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julianne moore, winning for "still never at one point in the movie, was she not alice. and best picture went to "birdman." with the exception of "american sniper," not much box office. but everyone is talking about it, so there's a lot of pressure to have an opinion about who won. so, as we do we send a camera on to hollywood boulevard to ask questions about movies, some of which we made up. on this special edition of "liewitness news". >> what do you think of larry

bird in "birdman"? was it powerful? >> the whole time, you're trying to get different emotions out of it. but it was really wonderful. >> did you think it was overkill that julianne moore cried for 90 minutes in "cryface"? >> no, just let it out. >> what did you think of the controversial moment in "boyhood" where they killed the boy in the beginning. >> it was a good movie. >> how did you think ang jolie did in "selma"? do you think she brought a

sexyness to the scene on the bus? >> yes. >> what did you think about when eddie redmayne got up out of his wheelchair and punched albert einstein in his face? >> i wish i had been there. >> what did you think about marilyn monroe being too stoned to function? i couldn't understand a word you just said. >> what did you think about the "scarface" movie? >> i definitely enjoyed it. >> what was your favorite part? >> i would say the beginning. >> what did you think about the impressions in "the imitation game?" >> it was nice. >> did you know that alan

was such a comedian? >> no, i didn't. >> what was your favorite song he sang? >> did he sing "new york, new york"? >> yes. >> that was good. >> what did you think about -- >> it was pretty good. >> did you enjoy the movie "i'll lie about anything?" >> yeah, it was a good movie. >> will you lie about anything? >> yes, i will definitely lie about a lot of stuff. >> jimmy: some of the finest actors in the world are right out on our street. we have a superstar filled program tonight. john travolta is with us. he flew himself here in his personal jet. right across the street.he's and eddie redmayne, benedict

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello and welcome back to the tenth annual "after the oscars" special. john travolta is coming and not only that, what you see behind me is something we've been working on for quite some time. cisco built us this huge, unbelievable video wall. we call it "the wall of america." and here it is, for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] so, these people you see are looking in on us live from their homes. hello, how you doing?

hel hello, candy. how you doing? there you are. what's going on with your friend there? >> she's putting in the password. >> jimmy: did you just have an oscar viewing party? >> we did. we were watching it downst >> jimmy: are these your i.t. guys at home? >> believe it or not, yes. >> jimmy: oh, hello, there. let's see who else we have. how about this gentleman in the tuxedo? let's bring him up. hello there, and what is your name, sir? >> i'm kevin hart. >> jimmy: you're at the governor's ball, right? >> yes, there's so much mayhem

going on behind me as we speak. so much, i'm taking shots of water. >> jimmy: there it is. unbelievable. >> listen, look who i found? eddie murphy. >> jimmy: hi, eddie. i don't think he can hear me. >> he can't. i'm not giving him the ear piece. so, he has to figure out what you're saying. he doesn't quite know new technology works. he's trying to figure out how i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: there goes eddie, he's gone. >> he's gone. >> jimmy: describe the scene there at the governor's ball. everyone goes there after the show, right? >> i don't know if you want me describing it. [ cheers and applause ]

i'm looking at oprah. you just saw eddie. goodness. listen, i'll be here all day if i start naming the people here. the good news, i'm here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will you do me a big favor, at some point, go by oprah's table, tequila on the table, and say this is from mr. kimmel. >> well, i will do it. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i know you guys are close. if oprah punches me in the face, you and i have a problem. >> jimmy: she won't. this is kevin hart, he's at the governor's ball. >> love you, man.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a very good wall. if you want to be a part of the wall of jimmykimm jimmykimmellive.com and click on wall of america. and tonight is a special night. almost every award-winning actor has a teacher. and tonight, one that towers above them all. the greatest and most revered acting coach who ever lived. >> jimmy: my name is jim kimmel

and i teach. >> what is the kimmel school of perfect acting? well, quite simply, it's the greatest acting school there ever was or ever will be. >> jimmy: every moment in which you aren't acting, is a moment you are dying. >> you don't take jim's class to feel comfortable. you take jim's class to be pushed. >> genius doesn't begin to describe jim. >> he's a master. >> jimmy: i am not simply a teacher. i am a sculptor. with these hands, this and this, i molded some of the finest actors of this generation. edd eddie, repeat after me. 'ello, i'm a fancy

>> i'm a fancy british man. >> jimmy: are you british, or from the philippines? >> ello. >> jimmy: why is this so difficult for you? you're from there. he's from there. >> sure, his methods can be seen as controversial. but when someone lights your script on fire and duct-tapes it to your hands you'll find a way to say your lines. >> jimmy: the critic is your -- >> enemy. >> jimmy: we must meet the enemy head-on.

>> facing jimmy as a critic, my limits as a performer and as a human being. >> it's time you told me the truth. >> jimmy: i saw frozen last night. it was [ bleep ]. >> i know daddy won't >> jimmy: so short. more like a hobbit than anything. more like a muppet baby. >> jim makes you face your worst fear, which is usually him. >> he's like a father to me. so much, though, he had me call my actual father and tell him to [ bleep ] off. >> okay, should i stand here? >> jimmy: should i stand here? >> excuse me? >> jimmy: excuse me? >> what are you doing?

>> he's so in touch, and just so generous. >> jimmy: this is an exercise in what i call the distrust fall. your job is to fall. fall. >> fall. >> jimmy: i will not catch you. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you trust me? >> yes. >> jimmy: you shouldn't. >> okay. >> jimmy: because i am not going to catch you. >> correct. >> jimmy: when you fall, it will be on to the ground. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: eddie, i'd like you to scream-cry the lines you have. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: less screaming, more crying. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: there was no screaming at all there.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. we are live with our tenth annual "after the oscars" special. right across the street from the dolby theatre in hollywood. we have good times tonight and we're going to keep it going all week with will smith, will forte, viola davis and prince royce, among others. and tomorrow night, warren g and kenny g join forces for mash-up monday number four and my guests will be chrissy teigen and the great laker kobe bryant will be here.

>> jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] i did it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? j.k. simmons, i see you had a good night? >> yes, thank you. i won it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you won it? you won it? >> well -- we won it. >> jimmy: we won it. >> yes. >> jimmy: i won it. >> no, i appreciate everything you did for me. the most brilliant acting coach ever. >> jimmy: well, you didn't thank me. >> i forgot.

it's live, i was very nervous. i'm thanking you in front of all these people. >> jimmy: thank you for giving it to me. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that man again. our one and only guest tonight acts, he sings, he dances, he is the reason that our chills are multiplyin'. he's a two-time academy award-nominated actor and star of some of the best-loved movies ever. his latest, called "the forger" opens april 24th. please welcome john travolta. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was exciting for me. >> everybody okay? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i was all prepared to take a nap -- >> jimmy: no napping. we're going all night long. you're going to the parties, right? >> yeah, there's a lineup. you go to the governor's ball, and the madonna party. hopefully he's there. but no cameras, no pub llicists just artists dancing. >> jimmy: i imagine everyone wants you to dance, and see you do all the stuff. will you do that? >> i will, because you don't make too big of a deal of it,

make someone like me dance for the fun of it and not the show of it. and you could invite a circle. i just want to have fun. >> jimmy: just be one of the gang. but i imagine they're passing out, they're playing the bee gees and john travolta is dancing. >> well, everybody needed a dance from me. >> jimmy: that's a pretty cool -- i wanted to tell you a story. i see photographs of you taking pictures of people at weddings. but 19 years ago, i was a radio disc jockey, and we decided to sneak into the governor's ball. >> was i there? >> jimmy: you were there.

we had microphones. >> were you jimmy kimmel there? >> jimmy: legally, yes. but nobody would have known who i was. nobody wants to talk to us until we saw you. we said, hey, we snuck in he would you mind doing an interview with us? and you said were you guys hungry, and got us food, and put food down in front of us, and went off on your merry way. thank you. that's a pretty nice thing to do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, i would have starved to death without you. john travolta saved my life that night. how would were you at your first oscar show? >> i was 23.

one of the youngest people ever nominated. >> jimmy: who did you go to the show with? >> mylp mother and father. and she turned to my dad and said, did he win? and he said no. and she said good. and that was because she wanted me to have something to look forward. i actually didn't want to win. and when stallone said, that young, new -- i said, oh, god, i have nothing to say. richard and when tom hanks won, i said, i was hoping you'd win. he said, really? why? i said, it's just easier if you win. >> jimmy: and you presented

tonight. when we come back, i want to asking about the incident. >> i was in a chinook helicopter. >> jimmy: john travolta is here. we'll be right back. ♪

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>> i came from a family of artists. and i tried my hand at it years ago with watercolors, and i got this role, it's got to be oils. he's trying to save his son, he's a forger, and i thought, i have to practice. so, i went to asia and studied with this amazing man who taught me some basic techniques. >> jimmy: he makes art forgeries? >> no, he's a real artist. but i met with two forgers. both in prison, out for doing the same thing. and revealed an amazing fact to me, up to 50% of paintings we think are original, may be

forged. but the one beautiful thing, i said, can you tell the difference? yes. i said, how? the communication is so much finer, but only the forger can know the difference. >> jimmy: i am a collector of art. my wife managed to get the original "welcome back lunchbox artwork. look, he got an "a" and everything, too. >> do you think that jimmy and i look [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we do, don't we? >> and i can

>> jimmy: you infamously mispronounced the name. what happened there? >> the truth is, i was expected backsta backstage, and it was getting close to the time i was to go on. suddenly a page, an assistant, grabbed me, said you're on in a minute, 15 seconds. i said, really? what happened to 15 minutes. they didn't explain. later, i found out my actual page got stuck in an elevator, so the backup page rushed to get me. i ran into goldie i'm star struck. they said you're on.

i said, see you then. they said, oh by the way, we changed phonetic. i get out there, and i'm like, what does that mean? i don't know that name. i didn't rehearse it that way. >> jimmy: so, this is goldie hawn's fault? >> i'll never forgive her. but adina says she's had one the best years in her career, and gives me credit. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming. i would like you to have one of these for john travolta, everybody.

"the forger" opens april 24th. we'll be back with part two of the kimmel school of perfect acting. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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>> hi. i'm sean penn and i'll be reading for robocop. his methods are, a bit severe. he does something he calls smacting. the water's rising, martha. do you feel it? and you and i are drowning. >> jimmy: i don't believe you, sean. do it again. >> the water is rising, martha. and you and i -- sorry. the water is rising, martha. can you feel it? and you and i are drowning, slowly. >> jimmy: good, good. [ laughter ] >> the pool noodle is the only way i can learn. >> jimmy: with an actor like sean, sometimes one must turn to unorthodox methods.

i'm. sean. penn. say it like you mean it. make love to the camera. [ laughter ] pick the camera up. take it to your room and make love to it. and don't come back until you're finished. >> jimmy's been my private coach for years now. he comes to my house even when we don't have classes. he comes here. he showers here. he sleeps here, eats my food. >> jimmy: we're out of pita crackers. >> sorry. sorry. >> when i'm looking at actors, i ask one question -- "have you studied under kimmel?" if the answer is yes, we can talk. if the answer is no, i tell cuba gooding jr. to go [ bleep ] himself. >> jimmy: acting requires

movement. movement requires expression. expression requires presence. and those who master presence may embody any role, from that of a leading man to -- >> can i get up now? >> jimmy: are you a chair? >> yes. >> jimmy: do chairs talk? >> no. >> jimmy: breathing. >> i've been in this class for two years, paid several thousands of dollars and he just has me play chairs and lamps and [ bleep ]. he says i need to "graduate" to play people. sir, i've been in [ bleep ] movies, like huge, blockbuster movies. >> jimmy: lamps don't talk. >> [ bleep ] kimmel. >> i was actually there during damon's lampshade work. it's referred to as the

lampshade class, really. and there was matt, so beautifully still, and lamplike. you know. so realistic, really. i was never very good. i had problems. [ laughter ] i'm still working on it. we have a couple of classes, what is it? next thursday. yeah. got to work on it. >> jimmy: stand up and put your mouths on each other. go ahead. no kissing. just mouth-putting. no questions. no kissing. mouths. now, breathe your lines to one another. don't speak, breathe.

are you breathing? are you breathing? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're not breathing. you're not in love. >> but we are in love. >> we're married. >> jimmy: no. you're not married. john? >> he said we're not married. >> when he's right, he's right. and sacrifice is art. >> i may be the dude, but jim is the dude behind the dude. not in a gay way, just one

dude behind another dude. >> classes are expensive, but jim is so generous. if you can't pay, he works with you. well, he makes you work for him. i do his laundry. buy his groceries. walk his piglets. i don't know why he has so many, but one never judges the master. >> jim convinced me to take the role of milk even though i'm lactose intolerant. had me drink a gallon of milk a day. it wasn't until i read the script that i found out there was no dairy involved. but, end of story -- this guy right here. >> i am embarrassed to say i forgot to thank jim in my oscar acceptance speech. later that night, after the vanity fair party, he followed me home and bashed in all the windows in my car. i guess i deserved it. >> jimmy: i believe men were put upon this stage we audaciously

call earth to fill gaps between breaths with insolence. to enter. to exit. to speak our truth. to play our parts. the baby's role be to suckle his mother. the boy's role to run and play. the lover his hot pipe pulsing. the warrior will battle do. that is what i believe. this is what i will leave behind. hmm? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy, i did it. i did it, jimmy. jimmy?

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'd like to thank john travolta, j.k. simmons, and all of my students except for matt damon. we're back to work tomorrow night with kobe bryant, chrissy teigen, mash-up monday music from warren and kenny g, and guillermo on the red carpet with the oscar stars. >> guillermo: i'm very excited. my tongue cam, for the first time we'll see all the tongues of celebrities. you want a tongue cam? >> what's that? >> guillermo: open big. ah! all right. good luck tonight. >> a tongue cam. >> guillermo: a tongue cam. >> is it white and fuzzy?

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