tomorrow. good night. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. wow, there's so much to talk about tonight. the oscars, "the bachelor," kobe bryant is here, chrissy teigen is here, kenny g and warren g are here together. guillermo was on the red carpet last night, who did you to do? >> guillermo: a scarlet johanson. >> our friends at aflac have a way of doing things called one-day pay that gets your claim approved and paid in a day. they escalate payment and they're also accelerating our commercial breaks tonight. they're making the commercials very, very short. so we have enough time to fit everything in. very short like this door. after you. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go,

guillermo. and i will just -- close that and let's start the show. >> guillermo: jimmy, open it up! i'm stuck! jimmy! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from the los angeles lakers, kobe bryant. super model chrissy teigen. and "mash-up monday" with kenny and warren g. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hold back, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.

wow. look. very nice. you who are visiting us, welcome to beautiful hollywood, california, where the oscars today moved out to make way for homeless spider may be to move back in he's back. on the very spot where meryl streep stood last night, tonight there is a guy in a filthy sponge bob costume trying to shove a slice of pizza through his mouth hole. so yeah. the glamor is back. yesterday was a fun day but it was a long day. because we had a special show after the oscars last night, which by the way will reair on abc saturday night in primetime. we had to watch stuff like this to prepare for the show all day long. >> the pose is going to make you look longer, leaner, thing thinner, more confident. >> it's really popular. this is how you draw the eyes right to that point of view. >> hands on the hips just create

the sort of effortless -- just standing straight. it's very popular with celebrities. >> jimmy: yes, yes. let me tell you something, i know a lot of celebrities. standing straight is all the rage right now. all i could think of all day yesterday watching these shows was, boy do i miss football. i don't want to see the oscars ran long but the kid from "boyhood" just moved into a senior live facility. big winners were "birdman" and "degenerative diseases." "birdman" won best picture, best original screenplay, and best director, whose name is not easy to pronounce. alejandro >> alejandro -- >> alejandro interitu. >> alejandro iteratu. >> alejandro gonzales

>> alejandro iaritu. >> alejandro neretu. >> he's got a tough name to say so let's just use his first name, alejandro. >> jimmy: that's right, probably safe. guillermo, you're from mexico, how do you say his name properly? >> guillermo: alejandro gonzalez inaritu. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: must have been a long night. did you see "birdman"? >>. >> guillermo: i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: way to support your country. there really weren't any surprises last night. the big six categories, everyone who was expected to win won. the only real surprise of the night was lady gaga wore a regular dress. they should have had julie andrews come out covered in luncmeat or something. the show went smoothly thanks to solid work by host neil patrick

harris. it also helped bradley cooper was in the balcony with a rifle in case any of the speeches went on too long. as is the case with any major awards show you do not know whether it was a success or not until donald trump weighs in. >> the academy awards last night were absolutely terrible. hoerg, ugly sets, everything. i am the perfect host for next year, me. >> jimmy: i agree, by the way. i would love to see donald trump host the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's nothing i'd like to see more. put him at the top of the list. i hope you liked our show. last night our 10th annual after the oscars special, our guest was john travolta. we had a big segment with jennifer aniston, jeff bridges, eddie redmayne, sean penn, were my students in acting school. if you don't see it it's "the couple her school of perfect acting" in our youtube channel. we wanted to share -- there were outtakes/bloopers that we would like to share with you now.

>> this is -- i'm having such flashbacks to acting class. [ laughter ] >> okay, i'm ready. >> i don't know if you have the capabilities -- can the cameras pull in a little bit? yeah? are you there? you're close now? because it's very -- it's quite subtle. what i'm going to show you. this is what's called a john wayne skull take. this can be used to convey a variety of emotions. the john wayne skull take you get that? subtle but it's powerful.

now, one more time. [ laughter ] >> stand up and put your mouths on each other. now breathe your lines to one another. breathe them. [ breathing ] >> jimmy: you're not married anymore. >> john. >> jimmy: topeka topeka. you don't do it right, you get the pins.

sorry. leave it. >> topeka bodega -- >> jimmy: say your ps. >> topeka bodega -- >> why, why, why? excuse me. my water bottle just dropped. >> jimmy: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh -- >> [ bleep ]. >> come on. come on. come on. come on, come on. come on. come on. come on, he's going to get mad.

come and see jimmy. come and see jimmy. there you go. come on. go, go! no, no. [ laughter ] >> jim makes daniel day lewis look like a dog licking peanut butter. what? what? sorry. >> well, kimmel believes that to play a character, you must truly live and breathe that character. immerse yourself in their life experiences. so he made me actually buy a zoo. which you can see is a pain in the ass. it's so expensive to own a zoo. maintenance and upkeep alone are killing me. and no one wants to buy it. i wish i never bought a zoo. i lost everything.

[ bleep ]. >> that was great. >> i'm supposed to be you know, a -- a dimmer kind of thing? oh, i get it, okay. give me one more crack. yeah, yeah, i feel it now. yeah, is that better? >> oh, okay, very exciting. >> jimmy: thank you so [ bleep ] much. the water is rising, can you feel it? the water's rising, martha, can you feel it? and you and i are drowning. >> jimmy: good, good. great.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in the making of that video, broke a water bottle. you know, earlier -- it's a very special show tonight. aflac has graciously agreed to accelerate almost all of our commercial breaks tonight. watch how fast these go. >> oh! oh, no. i lost my tooth, i have no money to fix it! >> hi, i'm from aflac, here you go. >> that was fast! >> yep. >> jimmy: that was it. i think that's the longest one we have tonight. [ cheers and applause ] that's the whole commercial accelerated. it's like the movie "speed." we have to keep the show running or if we hit a commercial, it will explode. through almost the entire show tonight the commercials will

only be that long or less. in fact, let's do one more just to get it out of the way. >> what should we get? >> aflac. >> okay. >> jimmy: that's it. [ cheers and applause ] you need to go to the bathroom, forget it. last night we debuted amazing new technology cisco built for us. a giant video screen we call the wall of america. and here it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these people are watching us live from their homes all over the country. look at this, we got people from st. louis, from north hollywood, from limerick, pennsylvania, from canterbury, connecticut. here's a guy with wrestling belts on up in the corner from fresno. tonight we thought it would be fun to play a game of show and tell. we ask people to show us something interesting that they have in their houses. and to tell us a little bit

about that. so i wonder where we should start here. let's see. let's start with david from sacramento. dave, dave? hello, dave. bring dave up on the big screen. how you doing, dave? how are you? >> fantastic, it's a great monday. >> jimmy: that is a great hat too. >> it's kind of a polarizing hat. you either love it or you hate it. >> jimmy: yeah. i don't -- you're saying you've met people who are in the "love it" category? >> if they love it they stay my friend. if they hate it, they're gone. >> jimmy: dave, is the hat the item that you wanted to show us tonight? >> actually, the hat is not the item, jimmy. >> jimmy: what is it? >> rather, it's a thing i made awhile ago in a sculpture class in berkeley, california. it's sort of -- it freaks people out a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> if you put flowers into it, it kind of changes the dynamic. it's kind of a happy accident

that happens. and i find that people really kind of enjoy it. >> jimmy: wow. you know, i have to say this wall has already paid for itself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's nice, thank you, dave. all right. who will be next here? let's see. we've got so many. hold up your items. how about susan. susan from brooklyn. >> yes. i have -- >> jimmy: hi, susan, how are you? >> i am doing well, how are you? >> jimmy: very good, thank you. what is that thing you have there? >> this is a little plastic boy. and he looks normal. but you pull down his pants? >> jimmy: oh. >> and he takes a whiz. >> jimmy: oh, i had that on my wedding registry, actually. of all the things you have in your house, that was the thing you wanted to show us and tell us about, huh? >> that is it. >> jimmy: okay, all right, thank

you susan. say hi to everybody back in brooklyn. let's see who else we have here. it's overwhelming, really. all right, let's go to sarah. sarah's in petaluma. hi, sarah, how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. what have you there? oh, look at that. >> it's -- it's an autographed picture of ricky schroeder from 1983 in mint condition. my dog, sorry, buster. >> jimmy: buster wants to eat ricky schroeder there. i don't see the signature, what does it say? >> it said, "to sarah, love ricky schroeder." at one time i had three of these and all three had different signatures. >> oh, really? >> but this one i think is authentic. because i got it when "silver spoon" first aired. and here's the original envelope. >> jimmy: do you still love him to this day?

>> i guess so. i still love him. >> jimmy: i guess so. all right, hold on -- we have another gentleman from california named rick. let's put rick up on the screen. hello, rick. where are you phoning in from right now? well, let's see, there's rick. hi, rick. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? >> camarillo airport. >> jimmy: you're at the airport right now. well, it's so funny. a young lady named sarah just showed us her item to show and tell, what do you have to show us and tell us about? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see that, sarah? >> oh my gosh! 33 years i've waited! finally paid off! oh! >> jimmy: wow.

i feel like we're in the middle of a sex chat all of a sudden. >> oh my gosh! >> really quick? >> jimmy: yeah? >> i've been relegated to this kind of work now. can i come to your acting school? >> jimmy: yes, you are more than welcome to come. if you can pay the fees. everyone is welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, rick schroeder. sarah, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys should stick around here, we still have more show to come. maybe we'll take some questions for our guests. if you want to be a part of the wall of america, go to jimmy kimmellive.com. you can see all the information there, or sit and watch like a lump. a very fast commercial break -- >> and a one and a one and a -- ♪ aflac >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i told you it would be fast. all right, so let's talk about what's really important. we've discussed a lot of nonsense.

but i'm talking of course about "the bachelor" tonight. if you missed "the bachelor" this season so far, i'll just recap it quickly for you. no rose, no rose, no rose, no rose, no rose, no rose, no rose -- rose, rose. that's how it's gone so far. it's gotten to that kind of horrible point in the show where all the socio paths and lunatics are gone, and now we are forced to watch nice people kiss each other on sailboats. but tonight, chris narrowed it down to the final two ladies, one of whom will be condemned to live with a man on a farm in the middle of nowhere for all of eternity. by the way, he took all -- the eliminated women, he took all of them to the fantasy suite. which seemed like a good place for bekaa to fill chris in on the big secret the rest of us have already known for months. >> i am a virgin.

[ chris sighs ] >> jimmy: so then what should we do, order room service, i guess? by the way, i think it's admirable to save yourself for a farmer you met on a reality show. ultimately, chris gave roses to bekaa and to whitney. he sent caitlin home but not before he tried to console her, awkwardly. >> i have a moment in my life where i have to make a decision that makes no sense. and i have to leave trust and don't know it's the right decision. i don't know. i knew going into this week there would be no absolute right decisions.

but i'm following my heart. and i don't know -- [ rooster growing ] >> jimmy: if only god could give us some kind of sign. that's the farmer's ring tone, by the way. so there are two women left now. bekaa and whitney. for the first time ever, this is interesting, the bachelor will be allowed to marry both of them. by the way "the bachelor" isn't the only reality dating show i've been following. there's another one on we tv called "match made in heaven." they follow a real estate developer sean who's looking for love. it's low budget so they're not able -- "the bachelor" flies couples to bali. they have to do things like this. >> these apples represent temptation. if any of you bites one it will bring kalina's date to a sudden and drastic end.

[ laughter ] >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: and we're in the middle of a drought on top of that. i like a dating show that almost kills its contestants. guillermo, you were very hung over today, weren't you? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes, you were. so every year, hollywood's biggest stars walk the red carpet right across the street from us at the oscars. every year guillermo tries to get them drunk. so this year was no exception. join us as hollywood's elite meet the man in the golden tux, here's guillermo on the red carpet at the academy awards. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, it's me, guillermo. i'm here at the oscars. let's have some fun!

yeah, how are you? >> i'm good, can't complain, man. >> guillermo: are you presenting tonight? >> i'm presenting best animated short. i don't know why they gave me the short one to do. >> guillermo: do you want to know what you're going to win? >> yeah, i might. >> guillermo: hold this. this is the magic eight ball. what does it say? >> i won. awesome. >> guillermo: oh, good. >> that's a relief. now i can just relax. >> guillermo: are you presenting? >> digital effects which is a tough category, a lot of weird names. i have to read the card at the end, who wins. tell you the truth i'm sort of hoping that the group who wins is easy names. >> guillermo: boring. hi, i have a special surprise today. that's right, for the first time we're going to see all the

celebrities. do you want to do a -- open. aahhhhh! tongue cam. >> a tongue cam, a tongue cam. yeah, okay. >> guillermo: say aahhhhh! >> i have no idea why you're doing a tongue cam. >> guillermo: oh my god, no. >> guillermo: >> i got teeth like an englishman, man. >> guillermo: aahhhhhhh! aaahhhhhhh! >> i think jail time is in order for you. really. you need to spend some time in jail. >> guillermo: no! >> i think they're all going to

realize she just doesn't have what it takes. >> guillermo: wow! how come you didn't have latinos in the movie? >> no latinos in "selma"? gosh, i'm not doing good with diversity, i'll do better next time, i promise. >> guillermo: how are you? you always look so sexy. >> thank you. where's the tequila? >> guillermo: hold this. >> cheers, guillermo. >> guillermo: cheers. >> this is really mexican champagne? all right. >> guillermo: it is, i don't mess around. ♪ >> that is tequila. >> wowza. >> that's pretty good. >> yummy. >> guillermo: how do you like

it? >> whoo! >> hell of a tequila. >> guillermo: i want to ask you a question. >> what? >> guillermo: do you want another one? >> why not? >> guillermo: wow! ♪ >> guillermo: do you want to know if you're going to win? >> do i want to know? yeah. "anything." >> jimmy: yeah! >> guillermo: we're going to win. more from the red carpet. i'm drunk and i'm hungry. i'll see you next year. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo, thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: one of the most beautiful people on this or any planet chrissy teigen is here with us. then later, this is fun, it's "mashup monday." we've been doing this every night this month. we've matched weezer with zz top to form we-z top. we've created morris day and the hime. we put aloe blacc and black street together forral had any blockstreet. and tonight kenny and warren g, the gs. kenny and warren, the g on both their names, g stands for "grapefruit." kenny has a new cd, "brazilian

night." and we celebrate the 20th anniversary of the song "regulate" which they will be performing tonight. tomorrow night will forte will be here and music from prince royce. later this week will smith, viola davis, richard madden from "game of thrones," from "agents of shield" elizabeth enstrich, and music from sam hunt. so please join us. last night -- the impact with famous people but i tell you something, there are none bigger in this town than our first guest tonight. he's one of the greatest athletes of all-time. he has a new documentary called "kobe bryant's muse." it premieres on showtime saturday night at 9:00. please welcome kobe bryant! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: very good. you look very handsome. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i saw you with the fling yesterday. >> i'm fresh out of the sling as of hike 45 minutes ago. >> jimmy: i didn't want to shake your hand too hard because my hands are very powerful. they've been known to crush men who don't have injuries. >> yeah, thank you. very thoughtful. >> jimmy: i wanted to take it easy. it's okay now? >> i'm okay, man. you know. seems like the older i get, i just become more and more like mr. glass, man. i may sneeze and throw out a hip or something. >> jimmy: yeah, right. that's what happens. that's why i never exercise. it keeps me very, very -- >> i'm doing that now. >> jimmy: do you have some -- >> i don't do anything now. >> jimmy: do you have like a servant or something who brushes your teeth for you, feeds you, does that? >> no, but i'm thinking about having a servant run for me. >> jimmy: yeah, that would be nice. send him in for the tough assignments. how's everything going? i know it's been a tough season for the lakers.

when you're in a situation like the lakers are in right now, you're sitting on the bench -- you're not even on the bench this time. but does it make you upset? would you like for them to be doing well without you there? or are you kind of happy that they're not? [ laughter ] >> no, you want to win. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's really -- it's hard, man. it's hard to be in that environment. you know, literally like at the bottom of the league. >> jimmy: you're welcome to come hang out here. >> thank you. thank you, thank you. it's tough. >> jimmy: i saw a clip today that i feel like i have to show you because i must -- i must know what your reaction to this is. >> okay. >> jimmy: the lakers had an eight-game losing streak. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: they beat the celtics. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: overtime. great. this is from after that game. >> this guy needs to come back -- >> you feel me? we back in the building! y'all thought we was gone.

doing his thing. >> the free throw, how you doing? >> whoo, whoo! whoo-hoo! >> hey, my money. you got a nice suit on today too, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, would that happen if you were there? would there be a celebration? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] when i saw that, all i could think of was you. [ laughter ] hey, did you see the movie "whiplash"? >> that's a great segue. >> jimmy: because i was thinking when i saw that -- >> are they rushing or dragging? >> jimmy: you did see that

movie. >> i did see it. >> jimmy: in the movie he says the worst thing that you can say to somebody as far as motivation goes, as far as helping somebody to improve, is "good job." when they didn't do a good job. in his case, ever, i think was the case. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you identify with j.k. simmons' character in any way? >> yeah, i do, actually. like, if -- if you're doing something and it's not very well done -- i'm not going to say it's very well done. >> jimmy: right. in that way people also know, when you do say it is, that you mean it. >> yeah, i always say like if you're having lunch or dinner with somebody, i'm sitting across from you, for example. we're at a restaurant in front of all the people in the restaurant. you're sitting there across from me. you have something in your teeth. >> jimmy: right. >> right? you have that moment of being uncomfortable and tell them, you have something in your feet. or let you look like an idiot in front of everybody else. just let you look like an idiot in front of everybody else, right? so i'm not afraid to tell you

you have something in your teeth. so that's me putting it politely without throwing a cymbal across the room. >> jimmy: have you ever slapped a teammate? >> verbally, maybe. >> jimmy: verbally. >> in a very well mannered way. >> jimmy: what a great documentary this is. i have to say, i really enjoyed it and i thought that it illustrated some of the things that i feel like i know about you from interviewing you and from talking to you at length. but boy, i know this has been said a million times. but i don't think i've ever heard of, never mind met, anybody who wants to win as much as you do. and anybody who really loves playing as much as you do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's some stories in this documentary -- you touch on things that you've never talked about before. >> right. >> jimmy: some very heavy stuff there. >> right. >> jimmy: you showed a game, airball after airball after airball after airball. >> yeah.

it's tough. some of the stuff is really tough to watch. some of the things i'd forgotten about. the airball sequence. vanessa, my wife, didn't even know that happened. my first year in the nba. so going over the film, i'm watching it, she's watching airball after airball after airball. she's like, you're going to make this one. airball. she's looking at me like, dude? what the -- really? get it together, man. >> jimmy: but you kept shooting and that's the crazy thing. the next day you went and spent the entire day, from morning until night, alone in a gym shooting basketballs. >> because i couldn't run from that moment. i couldn't hide from that moment. that moment happened. it happened in front of millions of fans. >> jimmy: there's been some talk the last few days that you said that you're going to play one more year next year. i think people kind of jump to the conclusion that that means you're retiring after next year. >> yeah. don't put me in my grave, man. >> jimmy: nobody around here is. listen, if things are bleak, at least we have you to watch.

once you heal. but without you, things are very, very bleak. but you did say that's not necessarily your plan. >> right. no, i'm just trying to come back from this injury. i just take things a day at a time. this is a huge challenge i have in front of me right now, man. i just want to come back from that. i just dealt with going through nine months of recovery with my achilles. now i have to do it again, which is fine. i'm up for the challenge. >> jimmy: you made the documentary over that period of time. >> it was a really tough, tough injury to get through. >> jimmy: it seemed like it was. i was watching -- even just the physical therapy you're going through, it's mind numbing. >> boring. >> jimmy: it's so boring. >> it's boring. i sit there and my therapist judy will tell you, okay, move your big toe. and i do that for like hours. just move my big toe like that. for an hour. she's like, oh, you're improving. i'm like, what the -- what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a clip from this documentary.

i want to show it. in it you want playing on the road and fans who think they're heckling you. >> i've always had some of my best performances on the road. >> kobe sucks! kobe sucks! >> fans booed. i actually love it, thrive on it. >> kobe sucks! >> they don't understand who i am. not only am i comfortable being an outsider, that has become a source of motivation for me. when i go to these places and you boo, it actually comforts me. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you like it. it's a form of affection in a way. >> feels good. >> jimmy: when you do retire, are you going to do that thing where you go on a goodwill tour of all the teams you've played against? >> it's not in my nature, man. >> jimmy: when you retire do you think it will unannounced, it will be something that you do abruptly? >> absolutely. i don't want to play through a year where everybody knows you're retiring, they give you

the swan song. you know. i hate that. i want to play the way i've been playing the last 19 years. i want to have the same experiences that i've had. if you want to boo, boo. if you want to heckle, heckle. those are things that i'll never forget. >> jimmy: speaking of that, we have people up on our wall of america who have some questions for you. let's go to that because we have it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first question is from daniel in north hollywood. daniel. okay, go ahead and ask your question. >> so kobe, i'm a big fan. if you were starting a team, what current player would you put on your team? >> jimmy: that is a good question. if you were starting a team what player besides yourself would you build it around? >> i'd goo with james harden. >> jimmy: oh, nice. >> james harden. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> james hard en. >> jimmy: next question is from

st. louis. we have brandon. brandon, bring him up on the screen. brandon, what is your question for kobe? >> hi, jimmy. hi, kobe. so kobe, i'd like to know, considering that l.a. has two nba teams and st. louis has none, would you consider or support sending the clippers to st. louis possibly in exchange for the rams? >> jimmy: wow. that is an interesting deal. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> well, unfortunately, i like the new management that the clippers have put in place. before that i'd trade the clippers for a bag of peanuts. >> jimmy: i know it's not something you'd think about right now. is it totally out of the question that you would one day play for the clippers? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: it is out of the question? >> man, listen. i bleed purple and gold. >> jimmy: i like to hear that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure you know about this.

he said he thinks you would make a good president. what did you do, what kind of conversation did you have that led him to that? >> well, we had a chance to talk. it was at an event, we were talking. i'm curious. i wanted to know while he was president what books did he read to improve year after year? how do you improve that skill? and he gave me a rundown of every book that he read. he sent me a book list and everything. we had a great conversation about the pressures that he faced in being a world leader. maybe that's where it came from, i don't know. >> jimmy: do you think that's something you would ever think about doing? >> god, no. >> jimmy: you wouldn't. >> god, no. look at my reaction to my teammates on the screen. that was not politically correct. >> jimmy: no, that was not. >> i should have said, they were really excited, it was a big win, all this stuff. i can't do it. >> jimmy: this is not in the documentary. i heard that you were at one time friendly with michael jackson. >> yes.

>> jimmy: when was this? >> i was 18 years old, 19 years old, 20 years old. >> jimmy: i mean, like, what did that mean, being friends with michael jackson? >> he really, you know, showed me his process and how he sold 50 million albums off of "thriller." he showed me how he composed songs, how he structured them, how he trained, who inspired him. i'd never even heard of fred astaire until he showed me. he walked me step by step through things that he learned and how it made him a better entertainer. how you study the beatles, he broke down every single note, felt like there was a certain emotional connection with each chord. just fascinating stuff. i thought i was working hard till i met him. i was like, dude. >> jimmy: did you ever go to neverland ranch? >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: what was that like? >> it was amazing. it was amazing. it was a long drive. i used to live in the palisades. this was -- i want to say santa barbara. way past that. >> jimmy: you'd go out there by

yourself? >> i went by myself, i drove. i was actually low on gas when i got there and i was concerned on the way back home because i didn't see any gas stations. oh, no, don't worry, we have a gas station on property. his own gas station. >> jimmy: that's when you know you've made it. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: it really is. >> to have your own gas station. forget move they theater, the zoo, all that stuff. you have your own gas station, dude. >> jimmy: this documentary -- >> this day and age that's impressive. >> jimmy: this documentary is on saturday night. i hear you're still working on it? >> still finishing the film. >> jimmy: i saw it. it's not finished? >> no, we're finished it. it's such a personal film. we're all perfectionists. everybody that's working on the film, our entire team. we want to make sure we button it up completely the way it should be. >> jimmy: you're always shooting is really what it is. >> listen, i will never stop shooting. never, ever stop shooting. it's convenient that i move from shooting on the court to shooting on film.

>> jimmy: will you stick around? kobe bryant "muse" premieres saturday night on showtime. we're going to be back in seconds with chrissy teigen. >> i'm here to tell you aflac's eligible process to be paid in one business day. be online 3:00 p.m. monday through friday. aflac doesn't like to keep you waiting. when it comes to paying insurance claims nobody is faster! >> aflac! >> jimmy: our nest guest is the "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover girl. she has a new show called "the fab life" premiering this fall on abc. please welcome chrissy teigen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you?

>> what the -- >> jimmy: so last night you were at the academy awards. >> yes. >> jimmy: john won an academy award. >> john is here, he won an oscar, and i'm in this chair right now. i don't even know what i'm doing. >> jimmy: you were nice enough to take pictures. >> that's for you. >> jimmy: tell us where this was last night. >> oh, that was this morning. >> jimmy: that was this morning. >> yeah. >> jimmy: john sleeping with his oscar. >> that is not staged. i woke up and he was doing this. everyone was like, he won an oscar, you must have gave him the business. i was like, no, this is what happened. >> jimmy: and this -- i guess it also would be from this morning. that's your hand. >> that's me watching "shaws of sunset." >> jimmy: looks like guillermo has been making guest appearances. are you on that show? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: you are not? do you like the oscar hoopla, walking the red carpet, getting

dressed up? i imagine for you that's what your job is, almost seems like work. >> it's not my job. it's nice to accompany john on things like this. but i went to the gyno that morning. it was not like a big -- >> jimmy: do you like do -- >> there was no prep, really. i mean, you're excited to be there for that. >> jimmy: a starvation diet to fit into your closes? >> i have done the chens thing. i judged a thing called burger bash in miami this week where i have put down, not kidding, 15 to 20 burgers this week. >> jimmy: 15 to 20 burgers this week? >> definitely. >> jimmy: really? would you like a colonic? we could arrange that. >> i've done it before. have you done it before? >> jimmy: no, i haven't. >> it's not bad. >> jimmy: if i did there would be no end to it. you really go deep inside kobe bryant. >> you don't lose as much weight

as you would think. >> jimmy: i know you have a blog, a food blog, recipes. >> so delucious. i cook a ton and i blog it. >> jimmy: here you are. i guess was this during the super bowl? >> that's me being a waffle ho! >> jimmy: and then this is another -- is this the same visit to the waffle house? >> that is, yes. >> jimmy: you with kanye and kim. >> they're so happy to be there too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've been in the waffle house. >> that was my first time there and i don't know if i can go back now. >> jimmy: i don't know if you can go back either. who took this picture by the way? the waiter? >> no, my friend bonnie took it. >> jimmy: kanye looks delighted to be there. he's like, thank you for picking this restaurant, chrissy. >> the best part is we went to the grammys after this. they were dying for us to take

them out to other crazy -- crazy for them. popeye's. i go to popeye's every night, but okay. >> jimmy: you're really opening up their world. i heard that you are -- i find this very hard to believe. there's a place, i don't know if you know about this kobe, across the street, magic castles. it's an old mansion where magicians will get -- it's a magicians club. like a social club for may jigs. you are a member of this? >> i just became a member after two years of applying. you have to really love magic. and you have to have disposable income. because this place is -- >> jimmy: what do you pay? this is why magicians are nerds. i mean, really. if you want to get in that, they should let you in, they should pay you to get into it. >> no. i tried going the first year, i'd wear the wrong clothing, get sent home. you have to have a specific attire. >> jimmy: i went there once and they made me put on like some guy's sport jacket.

and i was like, i don't think i'm coming back here. >> what is the attire? >> jimmy: the attire is semi-formal, tie and jacket. >> if you're a lady you have to have on a jacket -- if you're a lady and you have pants on you must wear a jacket. or a gown, basically. >> jimmy: right, yeah. so you do magic, then. >> i love magic so much. it's actually -- i don't know why. i just -- i have no idea where it comes from. i've always loved magic. >> jimmy: it comes from the sky. yes. >> one can not choose where we get our passion. >> jimmy: you brought some magic things, props or whatever. >> i did? >> jimmy: you did. do you want me to hand these to you? what should i hand to you? really, something's going to disappear here in a second. >> is this it? >> jimmy: yes, that's -- >> i don't know if i can possibly do any magic! >> jimmy: oh, my -- where did that come from? is it alive? >> really good, right?

>> can you reach back there, find me a new shoulder? >> jimmy: we're only tolerating this because you look like this. >> the problem is i didn't show the mamba, that's the problem. >> jimmy: next time show the mamba. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looks like you invested more than eight dollars in this stuff. chrissy teigen, everybody. see her at the riviera in las vegas. her show is called "the fab life." it premieres in the fall on abc. now a quick break. kobe bryant, everybody. we'll be right back with kenny and warren g! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by a and t. mobilizing your world.

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don't miss yoplait's exciting new flavors -- creamy caramel and cookies 'n cream. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: it's time for our "mashup monday" series to get very real. here with the song "regulate," kenny and warren g! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> regulate is damn good too. you can't get just any geek off the street, know what i mean. ♪ ♪ it was a clear black night a clear white moon warren g. is on the streets trying to consume ♪ ♪ some skirts for the eve so i can get some funk just rollin' in my ride

chillin all alone ♪ ♪ just hit the eatside of the l.b.c. on a mission trying to find mr. warren g. ♪ ♪ seen a car full of skirts ain't no need to tweak all you skirts know what's up with 213 ♪ ♪ so i hooks a left on the 21 to lewis some brothas shootin dice so i said "let's do this" ♪ ♪ i jumped out the ride and said "what's up?" some brothas pulled some gats so i said "i'm stuck" ♪ ♪ these girls peepin me i'ma glide and swerve these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb ♪ ♪ gonna think of better things than some horny tricks i see my homey and some suckers all in his mix ♪ ♪ i'm gettin jacked i'm breakin myself i can't believe they're takin warren's wealth ♪ ♪ they took my rings they took my rolex i looked at the brothas and said damn, what's next ♪ ♪ they got my homey hemmed up and they all around ain't none of them seeing if they going straight ♪ ♪ pound for pound i gotta come up real quick before they start to clown i besta pull out my strap ♪ ♪ and lay them busters down they got guns to my head i think i'm going down i can't believe this ♪ ♪ happened in my home town if i had wings i would fly ♪ ♪ let me contemplate i glanced in the cut

and i see my homey nate sixteen in the clip ♪ ♪ and one in the hole nate dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold now they droppin♪ ♪ and yellin it's a tad bit late nate dogg and warren g ♪ ♪ had to regulate ♪ come on throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care ♪ ♪ i said throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care ♪ ♪ i said throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care ♪ ♪ and repeat oh yeah ♪ and that's a known fact ♪ ♪ before i got jacked i was on the same track back up back up 'cause it's on ♪ ♪ back up back up because it's on ♪ ♪ back into freak mode if you want skirts step back and observe i just left a gang ♪

♪ when we need them bust them out ♪ ♪ one of those girls was sexy as hell ♪ ♪ if i back up back up cause it's on ♪ ♪ though your hands in the air and wave them like you don't care ♪ ♪ throw your hands in the air and wave them like you don't care ♪ ♪ throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care ♪ ♪ warren g. and kenny g. somebody say oh ya ♪ >> a whole new era step up to this i dare you ♪ ♪ funk on a whole new level the revolution the revolution ♪ ♪ cool strange we bring melody

g-funk where rythmn is life and life is rythmn ♪ ♪ come on if you know you want to dance to this ♪ ♪ get funked out with an extra twist ♪ if you smoke like i smoke then you high ♪ ♪ like everyday and if your ass is a buster 213 will regulate ♪ ♪ >> kenny g., warren g.! give it up! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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>> i'd like to thank kobe bryant, chrissy teigen, rick schroeder and the aflac duck. i want to thank these gentlemen, kenny g., warren g., this is a dream come true to see you together, thank you very much. i hope you take this on the road. i don't want to see this stay here, i really don't. thanks for watching. apologies to matt damon -- to hell with matt damon, "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night! [ cheers and applause ]

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