we uh -- appreciate your time. >> the current bachelor coming up. >> have a dwr weekend. ♪ jimmy: hey chris, what's up? >> chris: is this a bad time? >> jimmy: well, i'm about to do the show. everything all right? >> chris: well. i know this is kind of crazy, but i'm here, so here goes. so i was on the show last month and i thought things went really, really well. >> jimmy: yeah. >> chris: we had a connection. >> jimmy: yeah, for sure, for sure. >> chris: but then you sent me home after the show was over. you started to have other guests. sometimes two at a time.

>> jimmy: that's just the way we do it. >> chris: please hear me out. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> chris: i know in my heart that what we had was true, and i'd like you to give me another chance. >> jimmy: well, you know, we have different guests every night. it's nothing -- has nothing personal to do with you. we didn't send you home at the end show, it's how talk shows are, it's been like that 60 years. it's our format that we have different people. >> chris: really? >> jimmy: yes, really. you're welcome on the show any time. it's nothing -- i don't want you to feel unwelcome. >> chris: >> jimmy: any time. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the blood's starting to cut off in my head.

>> chris: thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're welcome, you're welcome. >> chris: you won't regret this. >> jimmy: i know i won't. >> chris: do i get a rose? >> jimmy: a rose? no -- i don't really have any roses. i can get you a t-shirt, probably. do we have a t-shirt? there you go. so you can have that. are you smelling that? we've gone too far with this, folks. i'm going to go do the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar nominee benedict cumberbatch -- from "castle," stana katic -- the bachelor. and "mashup monday" with aloe blaccstreet. with cleto and the cletones --

and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, guys. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope all of you had a fun weekend. it's a great night. you know, i had a good -- a very romantic valentine's day, actually. just me and my wife and an all-new "48 hours mystery." that was beautiful.

it was a big weekend for love in general this weekend. with not one, not two, but three episodes of "the bachelor" over two nights here at abc. [ cheers and applause ] between that show and "50 shades of grey" there's never been a better time to be a horny housewife. last night we had the "bachelor tells all" special and i don feel like he told all. i feel he told some. there were two rose ceremonies. bachelor chris sent brit, carly, megan, and jade home. which is everyone, right? what if he sent everyone home? the last few weeks, it's just chris walking around by himself. last night chris and his ladies visited his hometown of arlington, iowa. this is where he lives when he's not bacheloring. one of them got a personal tour. here's how that went. >> it's gone downhill. there's really nothing here. except for a bank. this is where i came with my parents to get meat. then the grocery store used to be right there. this is the market. the bar we used to go to. just down there. we'd hang out there all the time.

>> you don't anymore? >> well, it's closed. >> it's closed? >> there's not an open bar in arlington at all. that place right there my dad goes for coffee. it's not even a working business. >> oh, really? >> it's one of the locals that opens up at 5:00 in the morning and brew coffee. >> jimmy: cool. is there like a greyhound terminal around? i'd like to be on the next bus out of here. that was jade by the way. jade got the ax shortly after revealing she once posed for "playboy" magazine. not before chris took her to a football game at his old high school, where they met by the lockers to do what high school students do. >> kissing jade by my old english classroom was incredible. we are not doing anything that was anything to do with english right now. it was more like french. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hold on a second, hold on. is chris still out in the hall? guillermo, go see if he's out there, bring him back in here. i want him to explain that to

us. it's more like french. [ laughter ] there he is. chris? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i may have misheard, i may have misunderstood. did you say it's more like french you guys are studying? >> that is what i said. >> jimmy: oh, what's wrong with you? >> you've been on tv a long time. have you ever said anything you wish you could take back? >> jimmy: every night, yeah. [ laughter ] let's get this over with already. who did you pick? just tell us, ruin the whole thing, come on. >> um -- i'd love -- >> who are you going to force to live in that town that looks like the town from "the walking dead" for the rest of their lives? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: just tell us. >> um -- you know -- last time i was here, jimmy, i learned my lesson. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> to keep my mouth shut. >> jimmy: all right, all right,

all right. >> i've got some hogs to feed, i will see you later. >> jimmy: you go feed the hogs. chris the bachelor, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so there's only three ladies left. bekaa, whitney, and caitlin. one of them will never be heard from again. i guess. "50 shades of grey." how many of you saw this movie? set a record at the box office, $94 million, which is the biggest opening ever for the month of february. i wonder how many people went to see that movie alone? think about it. i cannot imagine any sentence more depressing than "one ticket for 50 shades, please." [ laughter ] but they expected -- projected it would make around $60 million. it went way over that. and i'll tell you something. if these people who lined up to see this movie ever find out about internet porn, they're going to go nuts. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you hear a lot about "50 shades of grey," the book, the movie.

it's a phenomenon, there's no two ways about it. i thought it might be a good subject for tonight's pedestrian question. we went to hollywood boulevard and we asked people a simple question. we asked, are you kinky? so here's how this works. we'll see someone introduce him or herself. together as a group we'll try to guess if that person is kinky or says they are. all right? okay? let's begin. >> james from riverside. >> caitlin from riverside. >> are you guys kinky? >> james and caitlin. from riverside. most everyone says yes, they are. >> no. >> no, not really. >> why not? >> just not into that kind of stuff. >> not really. >> neither of you -- >> define kinky. >> just into weird [ bleep ]. >> no. >> jimmy: the weirdest thing he does is this. okay. so you have it? all right, who's next? >> julius from arkansas. hot springs, arkansas. >> are you kinky? >> jimmy: is julius -- everyone says julius is kinky. let's see. >> what? >> are you kinky?

>> yeah, i like to do some freaky stuff. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: likes to do freaky stuff. next up? >> miranda from montana. >> are you kinky? >> jimmy: how do you feel about miranda from montana? everyone says no except one woman is nodding. let's see. >> yeah. >> what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? >> with my parents -- i had sex on "it's a small world after all." [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: baby girl really grew up. i would have liked to have seen the parents' reaction to that. next? >> lusio from l.a. >> are you kinky? >> jimmy: is he kinky? yes? okay. >> am i what? >> kinky. >> not really. >> why not? >> i don't know. >> why are you holding cereal? >> i'm hungry. i'm eating this. >> jimmy: he's not kinky, he's munchie is what he is. i believe we have another.

>> lauren, brentwood. >> are you kinky? >> jimmy: is lauren from brentwood -- everyone says yes. >> sometimes. >> what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? >> i dressed up like a kangaroo. australian guy. >> jimmy: australian guy. that is the custom. the local custom. it's not kinky, it's just polite is what it is. i think we have one more. >> marcus from kansas city, missouri. >> are you kinky? >> jimmy: let's find out. >> i am kinky. >> how so? >> i could show you. better than i could tell you. >> okay. let's go. >> jimmy: she called him on his kinkiness. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now they're expecting a baby.

this is what we do, we bring people together. thank you for playing and thank you to all the kinky people for sharing that with us. we have a good show for you tonight. tonight we have another "mashup monday." we do this every monday night. we're going to mash the great singer aloe blacc up with the band black street to create aloe blaccstreet on the show tonight. it's important to know we don't actually mash the bands tot together, they just play. no musicians are harmed in any way. also tonight from "castle," stana katic is here. and oscar nominee benedict cumberbatch is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to disappoint you but he got married on saturday. for some reason he's spending his honeymoon here with me. i wonder if his wife's taking his last name. that would be an act of true love. you know the oscars are on sunday night. benedict is nominated for his movie "the imitation game." [ cheers and applause ] in the category of best picture. there are eight movies nominated for best picture. to help you figure out which ones to see before the show, i asked our friend yehya to review

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello again, friends. tonight from "castle," which you can see monday nights on this network, stana katic is here. then later it is "mashup monday." we've been doing this all month we had "morris day and the haim." the week before that, we paired weezer and zz top for wee-z top. tonight we combine aloe blacc with blackstreet to form "aloe blaccstreet." and there will be no diggity tolerated tonight at all. tomorrow night on the show, kristen bell will be here. chris elliot will be here. music from big sean. and later this week the host of the oscars, neil patrick harris, kelly ripa, gillian jacobs from "scandal," joshua molina. we will have music from rascal flatts and gorgon city with jennifer hudson. sunday night the 10th annual "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars" special. this is the show that gave birth

to "i'm f-ing ben affleck", "the handsome men's club", "movie the movie", "channing all over your tatum." it's the biggest show of the year. our guest that night will be john travolta and we have many more surprises in store. that is this sunday night after the oscars and your late local news. please join us. we work very hard on that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest from many superb performances from "sherlock holmes" to "star trek" to "smaug" on sunday, he's nominated for best actor with best name at the academy awards for his performance in "the imitation game" it is in theatres now. please welcome newlywed benedict cumberbatch. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much, wow. wow. >> jimmy: thanks for coming.

i'm so impressed. because, you know, people cancel on us for bad reasons sometimes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, i was out too late the night before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got married in england on saturday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and here you are. >> i felt bad about you not coming. so i thought i'd get you in on the honeymoon. >> jimmy: even my wife didn't want to spend our honeymoon with me. >> very crazy. >> jimmy: it's very nice. i have to say i feel guilty. i appreciate you honoring your commitment. i thought maybe i could make it a little bit more like a vacation for you while you're here. >> go on. >> jimmy: first of all, let's switch the background, if we could. maybe we can have some music there. then i got us a couple of pina coladas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we don't have to drink them. cheers to you. >> cheers to you. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> here's to our honeymoon.

>> jimmy: then later we'll make love. [ laughter ] i have to say that is the worst pina colada i've ever had. >> absolutely no alcohol in that whatsoever. >> jimmy: i got you some gifts also. all you had left on your registry -- >> wow, brilliant. kitchen utensils. >> jimmy: whisk sets, a loaf pan, pepper grinder, oven mitt. >> no steak knifes? >> jimmy: i think your aunt bought those. this is an avocado slicer, though. don't worry, we'll send this back to your house, you don't have to carry this with you. >> the avocado slicer will get confiscated. >> jimmy: congratulations on the wedding, baby, cumberbund in the oven. >> one on the way. >> jimmy: boy, you must be thinking about naming a baby with -- will the baby take your last name? >> poor child, i think it will have to. that's kind of the tradition. >> jimmy: i guess so. >> have you got ideas for the first name? >> jimmy: i think you should go with -- i was thinking about this today. whatever the first name, as long as it starts with a "q." the kid could be q cumberbatch. >> that's good, that's good. >> jimmy: no? >> yeah -- no.

too soon. too soon. >> jimmy: where were you when you found out you got nominated for an academy award? >> i was driving to work. i'd just finished filming the christmas special "sherlock" coming out this christmas. [ cheers and applause ] >> you haven't seen it yet, why are you clapping? >> jimmy: they're excited. a lot of times when people become big movie stars they abandon their television shows and you haven't and i think that's a nice thing to do. >> it's increasingly difficult to do but we absolutely love it and i think we've got an absolute stormer in the can. it's well worth coming back to every time the game is up by the writing and everything we're asked to do. as long as that keeps happening, as long as it's fresh, challenging for us, we'll come back. it's such good material. >> jimmy: a stormer, i never heard of that before. >> a stormer -- i literally just got off a plane. >> jimmy: stormer is a great word. if you made that up, i think we run with that.

>> a stormer. >> jimmy: by the way, let's get rid of the hawaii background. it's distracting me now. let me put these over here also. so you were -- i'm sorry, i asked where you were when you found out. >> i was just ringing my best friend in london, adam, checking in about something else. oh my god, what the hell are you ringing me now for? it's three minutes till the announcement. the announcement of what? the oscars, you prick. oh, right, christ, all right. right. and i just stayed on the line with him. he was listening to it live on the computer. and there was a very slight delay. so my agent got in just before my parents did. and they'd heard it as well. it was just -- that was the most amazing feeling in the world. >> jimmy: did you call your parents? >> i don't think it's going to get better than that, i don't think it ever will anyway as far as that moment goes. they called me, they got in faster. >> jimmy: i see. >> to talk to them, two actors and their only child being nominated for an oscar, that was a wonderful moment. >> jimmy: i would imagine so. >> incredible, yeah. >> jimmy: is there any envy on their part whatsoever?

>> envy, yeah, basically. we're so proud of you, we absolutely hate your guts. of course not. no, the wonderful thing about them is they -- it's a difficult profession. even when there is a generational divide then your blood is involved. it is such a weird head space. >> jimmy: i'd think as a parent you could feel responsible too. >> yes. huge amount. there's nothing but positive energy with them. they've given me so much unconditional love in my life. it was a beautiful, beautiful thing for us to share. bursting with pride and happiness. >> jimmy: i always wonder when people come from other countries if the academy awards mean as much to them as it does -- as they do to american actors. >> right. >> jimmy: in your case it seems like, absolutely. >> yeah. >> jimmy: maybe even more. because your parents are actors, it's your family business. >> we get what the oscars are. it's kind of a global thing now, i think. it's got such a huge audience on television, let alone what it means within different communities of acting around the world.

i guess it's -- i'm one of how many -- i've forgotten how few. five? >> jimmy: there are four besides you. >> yeah, that's it. that's five, isn't it. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you did all the math in that movie, how do i know? >> now you know how i got the part. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when you go to a show like this, are you still excited -- have you met everybody? >> did you see me last year? i couldn't contain myself. i was jumping up behind rock groups and high fiving people. >> jimmy: you were the taylor swift of that show, yes, yes. >> is she doing that now. >> jimmy: she shows enthusiasm which i think is nice. a lot of people sit there, when is my category coming up? >> i have to say, i was prepared for a lot of that. i was prepared to smile and grin and bear. grin and bear what is basically three hours of hell that a lot of people describe as one of the longest nights. the irony is everyone around you, it's full of the richest talent in the world, literally. but also just -- but also in

ability. you know. it's -- it can be really boring. people get clamped up with fear. i thought it was a brilliant job of opening up. we were all on our feet dancing to "happy" after the first five minutes. there was a lot being passed around on the red carpet which is one of the reasons -- i blame it on the vodka. but it was very enjoyable. but i was only a small, small part of a very beautiful, very important winning film. so i was there for the best possible reason. and i was presenting. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> presenting, which is amazing. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. you're going to have to show that kind of enthusiasm for neil patrick harris. >> absolutely. very exciting. >> jimmy: the hosts appreciate it. >> he's very, very talented. i've seen him doing the tonys. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break now if you don't mind to extend your honeymoon here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: benedict cumberbatch is here with us. he's nominated for an oscar. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought

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>> oh. sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is benedict cumberbatch. "the imitation game." it's nominated for an academy award. what a great movie that is. true story. >> true story, true story. >> jimmy: and the character you play, the person you play, alan turing, is a guy, a man whose name i didn't know. i know a lot of people didn't know before. >> he's known amongst the intelligence community, amongst the gods of the computer world in silicon valley, he's known amongst lgbt groups. he's been an icon for many people, a very important person for many people for a while. what we've hoped to have done with this movie is to basically broaden an audience and an understanding of this extraordinary man who, you know, at a very young age invented

computer science and the idea of computing from the earlier ideas he developed. during the war he put those in practice with the codebreakers at bletchley park and helped to crack the enigma code, which brought about some say a two-year early cessation to the second world war and saving millions of lives, so became a war hero. afterwards in the '50s was persecuted once he was found to be a homosexual. he was prosecuted and given the choice of two years in prison or two years of chemical castration. this man was utterly wronged by the very government and democracy and lives that he had helped save, in secret. his work was in secret, his private life was in secret, the whole of his personality was locked down. he was already an incredibly fragile, humble, in particular a single-minded man. he had a terrible stammer from a very early age. so, you know, this barbaric world that he was in that he

helped that he gave so much to. ask anybody in silicon valley, bill gates down, they'll say they still use turing's mathematics, they still use his programming, they still use his ideas of computing. there are algorithms that he used in cracking that code that if you feed my game in will link me to him and vice versa. it's the same algorithms that break down combinations of what this unbreakable code could be. so our mission, everybody reading the script, which is -- it's very funny, the first pages, you're drawn into this uncompromising character who just takes you with him. and then slowly, slowly you get to learn how he is, why he is the way he is. and then this tragedy unfolds. and it just -- your emotions move from amusement to engagement with this thriller of how we crack him and the code, how we understand this man. and get to this point of near victory in the war. and then this tragedy evolves. and it just takes you back. you become very angered.

>> jimmy: it is unbelievable, it really is. you signed a petition, you've been helping to spearhead a petition that would pardon men who were -- and women i assume, probably mostly men -- >> 40,000 imprisoned or died because of this, whose lives were utterly altered, affected, changed, ruined. hundreds of thousands of others around them, whether their families or relatives or lovers. and, you know, it -- alan was pardoned by the queen and the government, but only in the last few years. and while it had to happen, there's a sort of official nod to what needed to be done, it's way too little, too late, obviously. and what we hope to gain momentum is to use his story to highlight that this was not just an isolated incident. this was a blanket policy for everybody who was marked to be homosexual in that era. two years' imprisonment or two years' chemical castration with estrogen injections administered weekly. it's barbaric. that was the '50s, less than 100

years ago. >> jimmy: unbelievable. to a war hero, no less. it's very good to see you. i wish you the best with your baby and with your wedding. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and of course on oscar sunday. that's benedict cumberbatch, "the imitation game" in theaters now. "the oscars live!" airs oscar sunday, february 22th, 7:00 p.m. eastern 4:00 p.m. pacific on abc. we'll be right back. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. nation's strongest lte signal. let's go tell everybody. we're doing things like putting lte radio's at the top of our towers. to maximize power. and give you the strong signal you deserve. that's awesome! isn't is awesome?! so ya'll optimizied it? we optimized it! people of earth... oh boy... ...america's strongest lte signal is here! it's about getting to the finish line. in life, it's how you get there that matters most.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: earlier tonight our next guest escaped the clutches of a demented plastic surgeon who was trying to steal her face. and i'm really glad she did. watch "castle" monday nights at 10:00 here on abc. please welcome stana katic. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? how are you? did you get married over the weekend? is there anything -- >> how did you find out? >> jimmy: i know everything. good to see you, how's life? >> really well, really well. >> jimmy: you've got an initiative you're working on right now. >> yes. >> jimmy: what is that initiative? >> i started a nonprofit four years ago called the alternative travel project, atp. and they're auctioning -- thank you, guys.

we're auctioning for it to fund raise this week and it starts up tonight. >> jimmy: i see. you name something atp, that's already the tennis thing, right? isn't it already tennis? >> i think it's also -- do you know triphosphate? which as form of energy? it's like cellular energy. >> jimmy: i'm not that smart, i just watch espn. this is like what, encouraging people to use jet packs? >> close, yeah. >> jimmy: time travel? >> that along with walking and cycling and using the subway. so the idea is to encourage people to go car-free for at least one day. but hopefully more. >> jimmy: car-free for one day. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh. a year? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> even just that. if everyone on the planet went car-free for one day you'd be saving all the work 1 billion trees has to do on the planet. >> jimmy: right. yeah.

>> if you don't care about trees or the earth, then you're cutting a lot of coronary disease and a lot of other health issues. >> that's true. unless you take the subway, which you're going to catch something on it. [ laughter ] >> i heard you've taken the subway though, right? >> jimmy: i have taken the subway. >> to the emmys. >> jimmy: i've taken it -- when i go to games i'll sometimes take the subway. >> it's nice. >> jimmy: in l.a. it's nice. i'm not against the subway i just love my car so much.o6pw it's like a magic little box i get into. >> and you can decide everything about it. >> jimmy: i get the radio on and the climate is controlled. >> and nobody's bugging you and asking you for this or that. >> jimmy: i wouldn't say that. >> selling flowers. >> jimmy: they are sometimes selling flowers on the corners, there's a baby screaming in the back. sometimes there's my wife telling me to stop playing the harmonica. things like that. >> you're playing the harmonica while driving? >> jimmy: yes, i do. i like to live on the edge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you take the subway to work? >> i do, actually, at least once

a week. >> jimmy: really? don't people grab you and stuff? >> nothing, nobody ever says anything. i don't think they even know. >> jimmy: i think maybe people -- >> they don't care. they're like, whatever. >> jimmy: maybe they don't have television. [ laughter ] is that possible? i mean, i would think they would recognize you. the show is very popular. >> i really believe that the thing is that people don't actually expect the person on their television to be riding the bus next to them. >> jimmy: ah, yes, i see. i gotcha. so yeah, if they saw you walking through like a hotel in las vegas, they'd say, oh, there's stana katic. in the subway, oh, that can't possibly be her, no one in their right mind would get on the subway if they have a television show. >> the assumption is that you ride -- take your jaguar or something like that. >> jimmy: what are you auctioning off? what are you selling? your car? >> close. there was -- i've told this story before.)qno÷ actually, i think on your show. there was a shirt that i wore

for our test for the pilot of "castle." >> jimmy: i remember this story. >> and i -- it was a tunic top and i didn't have time to get the right sized shirt. i thought i could tuck it in, i thought it would be okay, it wasn't. i grabbed scissors and went out to the lobby to look for somebody to help me with my shirt. nathan was there getting coffee and he helped me -- >> jimmy: you said, would you mind cutting my dress off? >> he did it. the producer saw it. and i joked that that's how i got the job. yes. >> jimmy: well, it didn't hurt. you're auctioning that shirt off? >> that, and a bunch of other mementos. we were in new york to film the pilot. we ended up at a duran duran concert. he signed the ticket and i signed the ticket, auctioning that. >> jimmy: you saved the tickets from that concert. are you a hoarder? >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: this is the seventh season now of "castle." >> yes. >> jimmy: are there any murderers left to find? seems like you guys have rounded

up all of them. >> i'm hoping we get to interrogate a mime soon. >> jimmy: that would be great. >> yes. now we're in the middle of mars. so next week will be researching and murder on mars. there's an elon musk-ish character trying to send a mission to mars, somebody dies. that was fun, we get to dress up in space suits. >> there's one we've never seen before, murder on mars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and is the space shuttle, that is an acceptable form -- like could we take that to work? would that be all right? >> absolutely, absolutely. >> jimmy: how can people get in on this auction? >> so we're on ebay. and you have to just look it up under "alt travel project" and find the items available. >> jimmy: i'm glad somebody's doing something. i'm certainly not. >> truly, i genuinely feel like los angeles is the media capital of the planet.

and some of this stuff and stories we tell here affect the rest of the planet. and i had an experience where there was a group in romania who decided to go car-free on fridays. and because of that, teachers and adults that were participating in the project met on the bus. and eventually they got married. and they have children now. and so there's some really wonderful stories that happen out of a project like this. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i hope they don't get divorced. >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. stana katic, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] watch "castle" monday nights at 10:00 here on abc. when we return, music from aloe blaccstreet. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: thanks to benedict cumberbatch. thanks to stana katic, chris the bachelor, and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, it is mashup monday. tonight we join aloe blacc with blacstreet in holy mashtrimony -- this is aloe blaccstreet! [ cheers and applause ]

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