. tonight it's jimmy kimmel live after the oscars. then join shania, still the one in vegas, followed by "forever." thank you so much, i couldn't be happier. i'll be there in five minutes. >> come in. >> hey neil patrick, great job. unbelievable, you killed it. the oscars are dead now. nobody can host them again. >> you're so sweet. good luck to you tonight, are you ready? >> almost, almost, there's one thing i have to do beforehand. do you remember the first time we met? it was at a party. >> christmas party, that's right in 2002, 2003. >> 2003, white elephant gift

exchange, you brought something to the white elephant and i wound up with it. i was going through my hope chest today and i hung onto it. do you recognize this? >> wow, it's -- crazy that you still have that. >> yeah, because i figured you never know when you might want to use it and here we are and thought i might use it now. >> now? >> yeah, now. you can't redeem them 12 years later. >> you can't, really? is that in the fine print? i didn't see any fine print and i'm sure the police would be interested to know you are passing out bogus coupons called fraud. >> i understand. >> are you passing out fraud? >> i'm not. >> maybe we should redeem these. >> all right, great, what would you like to redeem? >> i would like one free hug. >> all right. that will give me some confidence tonight.

>> good, you deserve it. >> thank you very much. >> wait, wait, i really could use one free compliment. >> you look fine. >> so much for a compliment, hoping for something more substantial. >> you're a very sweet man and talented and kind and i actually do enjoy spending time with you. >> oh. >> thanks, jimmy. >> well, i got another coupon, it's one free home cooked meal. >> we're not even in a home. this is my dressing room. >> i'm so hungry. >> there's not even -- >> i'm not picky, i'll take anything. >> peanuts and some vodka. >> yes, i will take those things, thank you very much. >> whoa, look at the time. hang on here one second, okay?

oh, my god. >> okay, one last coupon, free night of baby sitting. >> tonight? >> yeah, is that a problem? >> jimmy, i'm on my way to the vanity fair party. >> i'm on my way to do a show. you signed a legal document here. this is apollonia. she needs to be fed every two hours by breast. thank you so much, neil. >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight -- john travolta. sean penn -- jennifer aniston -- john krasinski -- eddie redmayne -- emily blunt -- gary oldman -- jeff bridges -- susan sarandon -- benedict cumberbatch -- and others.

with cleto and the cletones. now, for your consideration, it's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel, thanks for coming. thanks for watching at home. welcome to the least exclusive afterparty in town. i'm glad you're with us. i know it was a long show. is that polish guy still on stage talking about his kids? here's the thing, there's a lot of awards they give out. if you win for best short film, you don't get to make a long speech. if you can't be bothered to make

a whole movie, you get to thank one of your parents and that's it. it was raining all the day in hollywood. poor juliana rancic, we lost her down a storm drain. unbelievable. first day it rains in i don't know how many weeks on oscar sunday. i think we finally have definitive proof that god is black. this was the whitest oscars since 1998, which, on one hand is a bummer. but on the other hand, congratulations to white people. we did it again. also the most predictable oscar show in quite some time. j.k. simmons won best supporting actor. patricia arquette won best supporting actress. she demanded equal pay for women. i wonder if that was her way of saying ethan hawke got paid more. julianne moore, winning for "still alice."

a movie that not a single person saw, not even julianne moore herself. it was an incredible performance. not once during the movie was she not alice, i think she's still alice right best picture went to "birdman." with the exception of "american sniper" they didn't make much at the box office. the academy awards is one of the host hyped events of the year. there's a lot of pressure to have an opinion about which movies and actors will win, even if you haven't seen them. we sent a camera to hollywood boulevard to ask people what they thought about real nominated movies and about some things we made up. a special oscar night edition of "lie witness news."

>> what did you think of helen mirin's performance in "birdman"? was it powerful? >> the whole time, you're trying to get different emotions out of it. but something i recommend seeing, it was wonderful. >> did you think it was overkill that julianne moore cried for 90 minutes in "cryface"? was that just right? >>t was just right. never overkill to cry. just let it out. >> what did you think of the controversial moment in "boyhood" where they killed the boy right off the bat? >> it was pretty emotional, a good movie. >> did you think it was right ethan hawke would throw him into an active volcano? >> yes and no. i'm sure there are reasons for either way. >> how did you think angelina jolie did as rosa parks in "selma"? >> was that powerful? >> very powerful.

do you think she brought a sexiness to the scene on the bus? >> absolutely, brings sexiness to everything i think. >> what did you think about when eddie redmayne got up out of his wheelchair and punched albert einstein in the face? >> that was unbelievable. i'm so glad they did that. it was history in its making. i wish i could have been there to see that in real life. >> what did you think of meryl streep's performance in too stoned to function? >> too stoned to function, that's pretty funny. >> i couldn't understand a word you just said. >> that's good. >> did you like al pacino "scarface" sequel. >> i definitely enjoyed it. >> what was your favorite part? >> i would say the beginning. >> how do you think benedict cumberbatch's impressions were? >> it was nice. it was entertaining. >> did you know that alan turing was such a ham and did great

celebrity impressions? >> no i didn't know that. >> was did you think of his frank sinatra? >> it was good. what was your favorite song? >> was it -- did he sing "new york new york"? >> what did you think about the woody allen movie, let's all forget about what happened? >>. >> i thought it was pretty good. nothing that made me do flips or anything. >> you enjoy the movie "i'll lie about anything? >> pretty good. >> will you lie about anything? >> i will lie about a lot of stuff. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some of the finest actors in the world are right out on our street. we have a superstar filled show for you tonight. john travolta is with us. i think he is the coolest thing, he flew himself here in his personal jet. which is weird, because he's right across the street.

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uh, hello. i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome back to the 10th annual "after the oscars" spl. ♪ >> jimmy: hello and welcome back to the tenth annual "after the oscars" special. john travolta is coming and not only that, what you see behind me is something we've been working on for quite some time. cisco built us this huge, unbelievable video wall. we call it "the wall of america." and here it is, for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] so, these people you see are looking in on us live from their homes. hello, how you doing?

we have new york, indiana, new york again. let's talk to candy in chicago. hello, candy. how are you? there you are. what's going on with your friend there? >> she's putting in the password. >> jimmy: did you just have an oscar viewing party? >> we did. my girlfriend has an amazing screening room downstairs. we were watching it down there. >> i see you have diplomas all over the wall. are these your i.t. guys at home? >> believe it or not, yes. >> jimmy: oh, hello, there. let's see who else we have. how about this gentleman in the tuxedo? he's dressed very fancy. let's bring him up. hello there, and what is your name, sir? >> i'm kevin hart. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look just like

kevin hart. >> jimmy: you're at the governor's ball, right? >> yes, there's so much mayhem going on behind me as we speak. so much, i'm taking shots of water. >> jimmy: there it is. unbelievable. >> listen, look who i found? eddie murphy. >> jimmy: hi, eddie. i don't think he can hear me. >> he can't. i'm not giving him the ear piece. so, he has to figure out what you're saying. he doesn't quite know how the new technology works. this is new age to eddie right now, still trying to figure out how i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: i can't hear you and you can't hear me. there goes eddie, he's gone. >> jimmy: describe the scene there at the governor's ball. everyone goes there after the show, right? >> i don't know if you want me describing it. [ cheers and applause ]

i'm looking at oprah. oprah is over there. you just saw eddie. goodness. listen, i'll be here all day if i start naming the people here. the good news, i'm here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will you do me a big favor, at some point, go by oprah's table, put a shot of tequila on the table, and say this is from mr. kimmel. >> not only will i not do that, i'm going to -- i'm going to -- as a matter of fact what i'll do, i'll have a waiter do it and leave a note that said mr. kimmel said take this but i know you guys -- i will do it, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. >> if oprah punches me in the face, you and me got a problem. >> jimmy: oprah will not punch you in the face. thank you very much. that's kevin hart. love you. >> love you, man.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a very good wall. if you want to be a part of the wall of america, go to jimmykimmellive.com and click on wall of america. to be in the studio with us live over the internet like kevin hart was. why do i have a feeling we'll get nothing but naked people? this is an oscar night, a night most actors dream of. very few of them get there alone. almost every award-winning actor has a teacher to whom they -- and tonight, one that towers above them all. the greatest and most revered acting coach who ever lived. ♪

>> jimmy: my name is jim kimmel and i teach. >> what is the kimmel school of perfect acting? well, quite simply, it's the greatest acting school there ever was or ever will be. >> jimmy: every moment in which you aren't acting, is a moment you are dying. >> you don't take jim's class to feel comfortable. you take jim's class to be pushed. >> genius doesn't begin to describe jim. >> he's a master. >> jimmy: i am not simply a teacher. i am a sculptor. with these hands, this and this, i molded some of the finest actors of this generation. eddie, repeat after me. 'ello, i'm a fancy british man.

>> 'ello, i'm a fancy british man. >> jimmy: are you british, or from the philippines? talk like british people >> ello. >> jimmy: why is this so difficult for you? you're from there. he's from there. >> sure, his methods may seem controversial to some folks. when someone lights your script on fire and duct tapes it to your hands, you'll find a way to say your lines. >> jimmy: the critic is your -- >> enemy. >> jimmy: we must meet the enemy head-on. >> facing jim as a critic tested my limits as a performer and as a human being. >> jimmy: you act, i'll critic.

>> momma, it's time i told you the truth about me and ricky. >> jimmy: i saw frozen last night. it was [ bleep ]. >> i know daddy won't approve. >> jimmy: so short. such a short little person. more like a hobbit than anything. >> he's no good for any of us. >> jimmy: speak up, muppet baby. >> jim makes you face your worst fear, which is usually him. >> he's like a father to me. so much so he had me call my actual father and tell him to [ bleep ] off. >> okay, should i stand here? >> jimmy: should i stand here? >> excuse me? >> jimmy: excuse me? >> what are you doing?

>> he's so in touch, and just so generous. >> jimmy: this is an exercise in what i call the distrust fall. your job is to fall. fall. >> fall. >> jimmy: i will not catch you. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you trust me? >> yes. >> jimmy: you shouldn't. >> okay. >> jimmy: because i am not going to catch you. >> correct. >> jimmy: when you fall, it will be on to the ground. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: eddie, i'd like you to scream-cry the lines you have. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: less screaming, more crying. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: there was no screaming at all there.

it's called a scream-cry. >> jimmy: ah! did you hear how terrible that was? sit down. fill the cup with tears. tilda swinton would have filled three or four cups by now. you realize that. who is my favorite student? that's a difficult question, because i hate them all very much. >> jim told me, he didn't think i could act my way out of a paper bag. so, he made me prove it. once more unto the breach, my friends! becomes a man and still defends humility but when the brush of war blows in our ears!

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[ jazz music plays ] welcome back to the show. we are live with our 10th annual "after the oscars" special. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. we are live with our tenth annual "after the oscars" special. right across the street from the dolby theatre in hollywood. we have good times tonight and we're going to keep it going all week with will smith, will forte, viola davis and prince royce, among others. and tomorrow night, warren g and kenny g join forces for mash-up monday number four and my guests will be chrissy teigen and the great laker kobe bryant will be here. >> jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] i did it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? j.k. simmons, i see you had a good night? >> yes, thank you. i won it.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you won it? you won it? >> well -- we won it. >> jimmy: we won it. >> yes. >> jimmy: i won it. >> no, i appreciate everything you did for me. the most brilliant acting coach ever. >> jimmy: well, you didn't thank me at the academy awards. >> i forgot. it's live, i was very nervous. i apologize. i'm thanking you in front of all these people. >> jimmy: thank you for giving it to me. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i never want to see that man again. our one and only guest tonight acts, he sings, he dances, he is the reason that our chills are

multiplyin'. he's a two-time academy award-nominated actor and star of some of the best-loved movies ever. his latest, called "the forger" opens april 24th. please welcome john travolta. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that was exciting for me. >> everybody okay? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i was all prepared to take a nap and now -- >> jimmy: no napping. we're going all night long. you're going to the parties, right? >> yeah, there's a lineup.

you go to the governor's ball, wolfgang puck food then the "vanity fair" party and the madonna party. hopefully he's there. >> jimmy: i heard she's not going to be there. >> not this year. but no cameras, no publicists. just artists dancing. >> jimmy: i imagine everyone wants you to dance and play "staying alive" and grease. they want to see you do all the stuff. will you do that? >> i will because you don't make too big of a deal of it, make someone like me dance for the fun of it and not the show of it. if you want a circle to go around you, you can invite a circle but i just want to have fun. >> jimmy: just be one of the gang. but i imagine they're passing out, they are calling their friends, they are playing the beegees and john travolta is dancing. >> well after a dance with

princess diana was over, everybody needed a dance from me. >> jimmy: i want to tell you a story. because i see pictures of you taking pictures with people at weddings and stuff. it always looks like you're being nice and you never know what's going on. but 19 years ago, i was a radio disk jockey and my partner and i decided to sneak into the governor's ball. >> was i there? >> jimmy: you were there. we had microphones. we spent the whole day there, rental tuxedos -- >> were you jimmy kimmel then? >> jimmy: legally, yes. but nobody would have known who i was. nobody wants to talk to us until we see you. we said, hey, we snuck in here, would you mind doing an interview with us? and you laughed and were very nice and did an interview with us and at the end of the

interview you said, are you hungry? of course we are. you went and got us food and put the food down in front of us and went off on your merry way. thank you. that's a pretty nice thing to do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, i would have starved to death without you. john travolta saved my life that night. [ cheers and applause ] how would were you at your first oscar show? >> i was 23. one of the youngest people ever nominated. >> i was one of the youngest nominated. >> jimmy: who did you go to the show with? >> my mother and father. and they were anxiously awaiting to see if i won or not. and my mom turned to my dad and said did he win and he said no and she said good. why did mom say good? and that was because she wanted me to have something to look forward. very sweet.

i actually didn't want to win. i had no speech prepared and when stallone said that young -- pause -- new -- pause -- i won and i have nothing to say. richard dreyfuss. and i was relieved. >> jimmy: you were? >> for "pulp fiction" i was nominated and i told tom hanks, i was hoping you would win. he said, really? why? i said it's just easier if you win. >> jimmy: and you presented tonight. when we come back, i want to asking about the incident. i don't think you explained what happened. >> i was in a chinook helicopter. that's the truth. >> jimmy: john travolta is here. we'll be right back. ♪ we'll be right back. ♪ over-producing six key inflammatory substances that cause our symptoms. the leading allergy pill only controls one,

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>> jimmy: that's john travolta in "the forger." welcome back we're live after the oscars. it's not enough, you're also an artist as well? >> i came from a family of artists. my grandfather and dad were pretty good artists. and i tried my hand at it years ago with watercolors, and i got this role and they said it's got to be oil. in the movie he's trying to save his son's life and father's life and own life because he's a professional forger. i thought i better practice doing real paintings to see what it's like to have a gun to your head while painting. so, i went to asia and studied with this amazing man who taught me some basic techniques. >> jimmy: he makes art forgeries? >> no, he's a real artist. but i met with two forgers. one a french man, both in prison and out for doing the same thing.

and revealed and alarming fact to me, that maybe up to 50% of we think authentic paintings are actually forged. but the one beautiful thing, i said, can you tell the difference? yes. i said, how? they said the frequency, the communication that the actual artist did is so much finer and better than the forger but only the forger can only tell the difference. >> jimmy: i'm an art collector myself. when i was a kid i had the "welcome back kotter" lunch box. my wife managed to get the original "welcome back kotter" lunchbox artwork. i think it's pretty great. these are hanging on the wall in my office. look you got an "a" and everything too. >> do you think that jimmy and i look alike? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we do, don't we?

>> and i can do this. apparently i played with her chin too much. >> jimmy: you can never play with a woman's chin too much. >> jimmy: you infamously mispronounced the name. what happened there? >> the truth is, i was expected backstage, and it was getting close to the time i was to go on. suddenly a page, an assistant, grabbed me, said you're on in a minute, 15 seconds. i said, really? what happened to 15 minutes. they didn't explain. later, i found out my actual page got stuck in an elevator, couldn't communicate to anybody, so the backup page rushed to get me. i ran into goldie hawn. she's sexy, beautiful, amazing thing.

i'm star struck. star struck hugging and loving her up and for getting i have to go do this. they said you're on. i said, see you then. they said, oh by the way, we changed adina's name to phonetic spelling. what do you mean? go. i get out there, and i'm like, what does that mean? i don't know that name. it was phonetic spelling but i didn't rehearse it that way. >> jimmy: so, this is goldie hawn's fault? >> i'll never forgive her. but adina says she's had one of best years of her life in her career and she gives me credit. >> jimmy: she should give you money, never mind credit. thank you so much for coming. i would like you to have one of these for your wall.

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launched so many notable careers that we could not fit them all into one segment. so now i bring you the rest of my journey -- the kimmel school of perfect acting, part deux. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. i'm sean penn and i'll be reading for robocop. his methods are, a bit severe. he does something he calls smacting. the water's rising, martha. do you feel it? and you and i are drowning. >> jimmy: i don't believe you, sean. do it again. >> the water is rising, martha. and you and i -- sorry.

the water is rising, martha. can you feel it? and you and i are drowning, slowly. >> jimmy: good, good. [ laughter ] >> the pool noodle is the only way i can learn. >> jimmy: with an actor like sean, sometimes one must turn to unorthodox methods. i'm. sean. penn. say it like you mean it. make love to the camera. [ laughter ] pick the camera up. take it to your room and make love to it. and don't come back until you're finished. >> jimmy's been my private coach for years now. he comes to my house even when we don't have classes.

he comes here. he showers here. he sleeps on my couch. >> jimmy: we're out of pita crackers. >> sorry. sorry. >> when i'm looking at actors, i ask one question -- "have you studied under kimmel?" if the answer is yes, we can talk. if the answer is no, i tell cuba gooding jr. to go [ bleep ] himself. >> jimmy: acting requires movement. movement requires expression. expression requires presence. and those who master presence may embody any role, from that of a leading man to -- >> can i get up now? >> jimmy: did i tell you to act like a chair? >> yes. >> jimmy: do chairs talk? >> no. >> i've been in this class for two years, paid several thousands of dollars and he just has me play chairs and lamps and [ bleep ]. i need to graduate before i play

people. sir, i've been in [ bleep ] movies, like huge, blockbuster movies. >> jimmy: lamps don't talk. >> [ bleep ] kimmel. >> i was actually there during damon's lampshade work. it's referred to as the lampshade class, really. and there was matt, so beautifully still, and lamplike. you know. so realistic, really. i was never very good. i had problems. [ laughter ] i'm still working on it. we have a couple of classes, what is it? next thursday. yeah. got to work on it.

>> jimmy: stand up and put your mouths on each other. go ahead. no kissing. just mouth-putting. no questions. no kissing. mouths. now, breathe your lines to one another. don't speak, breathe. are you breathing? are you breathing? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're not breathing. you're not in love. >> but we are in love. >> we're married. >> jimmy: no. you're not married. john? >> he said we're not married. >> when he's right, he's right. and sacrifice is art.

>> i may be the dude, but jim is the dude behind the dude. not in a gay way, just one dude behind another dude. >> classes are expensive, but jim is so generous. if you can't pay, he works with you. well, he makes you work for him. i do his laundry. buy his groceries. walk his piglets. i don't know why he has so many, but one never judges the master. >> jim convinced me to take the role in "milk" even though i'm lactose intolerant. had me drink a gallon of milk a day. it wasn't until i read the script that i found out there was no dairy involved.

but, end of story -- this guy right here. >> i am embarrassed to say i forgot to thank jim in my oscar speech. later that night, after the vanity fair party, he followed me home and bashed in all the windows in my car. i guess i deserved it. >> jimmy: i believe men were put upon this stage we audaciously call earth to fill gaps between breaths with insolence. to enter. to exit. to speak our truth. to play our parts. the baby's role be to suckle his mother. the boy's role to run and play. the lover his hot pipe pulsing. the warrior will battle do. that is what i believe. this is what i will leave behind.

hmm? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy, i did it. i did it, jimmy. jimmy? jimmy, i want to play a person. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy? >> jimmy: it's our tenth annual "after the oscars" show. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪

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well, i'd like to thank the academy. i'd like to thank john travolta, j.k. simmons. >> jimmy: well, i'd like i'd like to thank john travolta, j.k. simmons, and all of my students except for matt damon. we're back to work tomorrow night with kobe bryant, chrissy teigen, mash-up monday music from warren and kenny g, and guillermo on the red carpet with the oscar stars. >> guillermo: i'm very excited. i have a special surprise today. my tongue cam. for first time we'll see all of the tongue of the celebrities. you want a tongue cam? >> what's that? >> guillermo: open big. ah!

all right. good luck tonight. >> a tongue cam. >> guillermo: a tongue cam. >> is it white and fuzzy? >> oh my god, no. >> jimmy: more celebrity tongues tomorrow night. thanks for watching. go to sleep already. good night.

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