as you. >> that's our report we appreciate your time. >> for all of us here thanks for joining >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- naomi watts, basketball hall of famer reggie miller, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from carly rae jepsen. with cleto and the cletones. ask now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you doing? i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. it's not that i'm unappreciative. i'm glad you're here. i mean, i think i mean i'm glad i'm here. anybody from new york, east coast here in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] talked to one of my friends in new york this morning, he said they've officially had as much as the snow, twice today than they expected. schools were closed, people were slipping on ice. he said it's terrible. i told him it was 77 degrees here today. he hung up on me. sorry. you know, the only thing that's frozen here in l.a. are our foreheads. austin is close to breaking its all-time record for snowfall. they've had 106 inches of snow so far this winter. people who parked on the street

haven't seen their cars since christmas. the cold is the work of what the weather channel has dubbed winter storm thor. which means marvel really picked the right time to release that "avengers" trailer. they say if thor gets any stronger it could be upgraded to a thor-easter. one good thing about the weather channel with these dumb storm names, it really gives their anchor people a chance to spread their creative wings. >> winter storm thoir is dropping the hammer. >> thor putting the hammer down. >> we caught the hammer from thor. >> that's the thor hammer. >> how about thor, it's bringing a hammer. >> thor, really putting the hammer down. >> winter storm thor dropping the hammer. >> thor will swing its hammer here in colorado. >> thor is going to hammer the northern plains. >> thormering the >> thor will continue to hammer, thor dropping the hammer. thor comes in to take its place and drops the hammer.

thor hammering the midwest. thor about to drop the hammer, tom, can't touch this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thor, hammer, i think you understand. this is very good. this short video has i think more drama than all of the academy award nominated movies this year put together. it's video of hunter somewhere in michigan attempting to cross a frozen pond when his friend who's videotaping and cheering him on. which are [ giggling ] [ bleep ] >> this is not very thick! >> i can see that over here. i can see the ice moving down.

oh! like a freaking ninja. don't come over here. [ laughing ] >> jimmy: the thing is you see it coming and you see it coming and yet somehow you didn't see it coming right at the end. well, he almost landed the triple axle, congratulations. we had -- i don't know if you know, does anybody know we had elections here in l.a. on tuesday? only 8.6% of registered voters bothered to vote, which means about 1 out of 10 people who are registered voted. more people spent time in a tanning booth tuesday than voting. did you vote, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i didn't know we had elections. >> jimmy: do you ever vote in

the elections? >> guillermo: only for president. >> jimmy: only for president. why don't you vote in the other elections? >> guillermo: i don't like them. >> jimmy: he doesn't like them. there are a lot of theorys about why people didn't show up. i've done some analysis myself. i think i figured out it's because nobody cares about anything. maybe they should disguys the ballot as a "what '90s tv dad are you" quiz, people would be more excited. this is a tough time year to hold an election. we just got through the oscars, golden globes, s.a.g. awards, people in l.a. are voted out. it seems unfair to expect to us think about politics after we spent three days on instagram arguing about the color of a dress. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy birthday, birthday wishes are in order for the world's oldest person, masawa okawa of osaka,

she turned 117 years old today. although tinder profile lists her as 111 years old. there she is. 117, what do you expect? looks like her family bought her gifts at a cvs post-valentine's day sale. she said it's a long life, regular exercise, healthy eating, and not ever wanting to be dead. we have another picture of her with the cake. trick candles seemed unnecessary to me. this is interesting. there are more than 58,000 people in japan over the age of 100 years old. 87% of them are women. which means if you're a japanese dude over 100, you are so getting sex. this is great. i think this is america its purest form. there's a seasonal beverage on the market for those who love easter, milk, and peeps. a company called prairie farms for a limited time only is

selling peeps-flavored milk. marshmallow peeps, you can drink them now. here they are. they're going to come in three flavors. chocolate, marsh malloy marshmall marshmallow, easter eggnog. i love that the milk is reduced fat milk. for the health-conscious peeps drinkers. there are 37 grams of sugar in each serving of it. interesting, the world's oldest woman attributes her long life to never, ever drinking peeps flavored milk. we've got to get some of that. i haven't had diabetes in years. you know, things like peeps-flavored milk on the shelves it's hard to get kids to eat healthy which is why our partnership for a healthy america recently launched a multi-million dollar marketing campaign to promote eating fruits and vegetables. part of the campaign is they're changing is term fruits and vegetables, they'll call it "f

and v." it sounds like you're cursing the letter "v." you f'ing v! i'll ob social media featuring videos of health-conscious celebrities. they hammer the message home hike they do in popular super bowl commercials. >> hey, guys, wait up! i'll never get to play with the big kids because i never eat my fruits and vegetables. and now i'm dead. >> a message from pomegranates and asparagus. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so if you love your children, feed them pomegranates. we do our show in hollywood where tv shows and movies are filmed. somebody's always shooting something. it can get in the way. we decided to have some fun with that. we set cameras up on hollywood

boulevard. my cousin sal went out there and just started ordering people around, pretended he was shooting a movie called "scapegoat" about a skateboarding goat. here's cousin sal, movie guy. ♪ >> sal: bringing in the goat, bringing in the goat! okay, we need meryl streep and the goat on set. can we get meryl out of her trailer in the goat is here. all right, let's get the helmet and the knee pads on the goat. hi, sir. can you discard the apple? can you get rid of it? we have a goat on set, he'll freak right out if he sees an an bell. >> dude, i'm eating my apple. >> sal: can you hide it, though? >> [ bleep ]. >> sal: thank you. sir, you in show business? >> no. >> sal: i need you to get the hell out of my shot. thank you. please don't eyeball the goat, he will freak out and kill people!

sir, you're walking a little too loud, the microphones are picking it up, all right? we don't want the goat to do anything weird. can you walk softly? tiptoe, can you tiptoe? very slow. very slow, you're making too much noise! take a picture of the skate goat. you took a video? i can't risk any videos being leaked to tmz so i'm going to take your phone. >> no, please give me my phone -- >> sal: what do you mean, why? whoa, whoa, whoa! now this is assault. now this is assault. now this is assault. can i see that? did you take any? >> i took a picture. >> sal: a picture of the goat? i have to delete that. wow, you took a few of them. i'm going to have to -- i'm sorry to delete the sissy spacek star too. >> what? >> sal: all right? we're losing light, i hope you're happy.

we have to pay the goat overtime now. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! no taking pictures of the goat! no -- right what did i just say? let's all repeat it now. one, two, three. >> no taking pictures of the goat. >> sal: all right, good. where did we go wrong? stop, sir. i'm sorry. you were in the shot. >> i'm sorry. >> sal: that's okay but we now have to do it again. can you -- that's all right, stand in here. okay. could you put your right arm in? okay. now they tell me take your right arm out. i'm sorry, this is embarrassing. put your right arm back in. okay, now they're saying to shake it all about. yeah. turn yourself around. yeah, turn yourself around. that's what it's all about, man. thank you.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: sir, you have a skateboard? you want to be an extra in the scene? we're shooting "skate goat." do you want to be an extra in a movie? >> what do i have to do? >> sal: in this scene the goat is being told by george clooney that he can't ride a skateboard. >> okay. >> sal: the goat gets mad and kicks you in the testicles. what do you mean, no? he's going to kick you, right? probably going to kick you, right? skate on by him. right by his left hoof or whatever that is. he'll go for your midsection, right? ready? "skate goat" take 16. >> sal: come on everybody. skate goat, skate goat, skate goat, skate goat! this is the stupidest thing ever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: one more thing, it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wouldn't die, still another storm sweeping from texas to new england, bringing snow and ice along with [ bleep ] and [ bleep ] rain. >> enough moisture out there we could squeeze out a [ bleep ]. >> my job is pretty easy. i'm here to [ bleep ] her. >> a bad [ bleep ] is worse than no [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] you, america. >> [ bleep ] the birdie and it led to this one of a kind picture. >> i do want to stay and [ bleep ] those guys but i also want to hang out with my girlfriend. >> boo! for me it's a chore. i mean, if you're like me and

you have 50 [ bleep ]s in your [ bleep ] -- >> you don't have 50 [ bleep ]s. >> so tell me about [ bleep ] fest. >> it's in its seventh year. >> [ bleep ] one guy and another guy [ bleep ] and one guy left doing donkey [ bleep ]. some people say, this guy. keep singing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: music from carly rae jepsen, reggie miller is here, and we'll be right back with naomi watts so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ...delta flushiq... ...toilets. with touch-free flush... ...for when things go right.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, an nba great, maybe the greatest trash talker ever. reggie miller is here with us. then later, she has a new song called "i really like you." carly rae jepsen from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] she really likes you. next week on the show, we'll be joined by bette midler, liam neeson, the american idol judges with ryan seacrest, octavia spencer, sean penn and we'll have music from keith urban, the afghan whigs, awolnation and earth, wind and

fire. and by the way, this the new edition of "entertainment weekly." [ cheers and applause ] inside, you will find more than 40 nude photos of me in various poses. the best one is where i'm naked and covered with kit.s. so, go to the supermarket immediately to buy this. pick it up with a gallon of peeps milk. our first guest is a two-time oscar nominated actor. she had quite a year movie-wise last year and her new one the sequel to "divergent" is called "insurgent." it opens in theaters march 20th. please say hello to naomi watts. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: very good to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: how's everything? >> pretty good, thanks. >> jimmy: can i ask, are you -- you were in st. vincent and birdman, both great movies last year. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: as a result of that, i'll say you had to go, but you did have to go to all of the awards shows. every single one of them. is that fun for you to do? >> yes. it's always a great honor. >> jimmy: that sounds like no. that sounds like a no to me. >> that sounds code? no, it's good. some of the shows can be long. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> it's always an exciting event to be there, to be invited, and especially when you love the film. >> jimmy: when you're at like the oscars, for instance, sitting there in the audience, do you have to be quiet and reverential? or do you guys talk through the show? >> well, both. you always have to be aware that cameraare on you.

but sometimes you get sat next to someone you want to talk to. >> jimmy: have you had that experience yourself? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: who? >> well -- many. many people. and some that want to talk all the way through the show. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's the biggest talker that you've sat next to? >> i don't know if i should say this. >> jimmy: you should definitely say, yes. >> why? >> jimmy: well, why not? because if you think about it, i mean, there's nothing wrong with it. they're just being friendly, right? >> well, jack nicholson. >> jimmy: jack nicholson, that's a really good one. >> he likes to talk. it's like a whole other show. >> jimmy: really. >> yes. two for one. >> jimmy: so it's like running commentary? >> yeah. on who's onstage. it's funny stuff. >> jimmy: is he just talking to you specifically? or is he doing a little show for the group? >> no, well -- it was a lot of -- for me it was all very

secretive and about who was onstage possibly, or -- you know, some of it you couldn't really understand. but it was always fun. it was a moment. >> jimmy: yeah, that is, that does sound like a good moment. >> good fun. >> jimmy: did you wonder at any point during that conversation if he was gathering information about you to then tell the next time? >> yes, probably. that's what you love about jack. he's an original. and he doesn't care about the behaving part. >> jimmy: no, he doesn't care about it at all. i think that's why he's got the glasses on. he can slide undercover in a lot of situations. >> yeah, good. >> jimmy: this is a photograph from -- i believe it's from the s.a.g. awards. in it you're with the cast of "birdman." we can see there you have stumbled, i guess? >> yeah, that was a very, very close one. >> jimmy: by the way, nobody looks really concerned about you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more delighted. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: emma stone is beside

yourself. >> yeah, she's excited. she planned the whole thing. >> jimmy: she pushed you over herself. >> i don't know if i tripped over my own shoes. because high heels are very hard to wear, for me. >> jimmy: i find them very difficult. >> do you? >> jimmy: why do you wear them if they're terrible to wear? they're terrible to wear. >> they really are. some women choose to wear them every day at their offices. >> jimmy: yes. >> i don't get that. it's not me. >> jimmy: you will only wear them to events. >> yes. >> jimmy: then at the events everyone winds up taking their their shoes. >> yes. >> jimmy: why even wear them in the first place? this is something we've got to put a stop to. you could be the one -- >> take them off. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what another option is? wear one of them and kind of hop around as you need. as need be. we talked about the fact that you were -- were you born in wales? >> i wasn't born there, but my

grandfather was. and it was a period of time where we lived with our grandparents in wales. and -- >> jimmy: the name of the town? is unbelievable. >> yes. do you know it? >> jimmy: i'm going to put it on the screen. because it needs to be seen. this is the name. >> that is one -- yeah, that is a town. >> jimmy: it's still going, it's still going. and can you pronounce the name of the town? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. [ pronounces name ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone in the town knows how to say that? >> no one believes me when i say it. they think i'm just blabbing. >> jimmy: it does sound like a prank. >> see if you can do it. [ gibberish ] >> by the way, ls are not ls.

cheer cchch! >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know, that's just the celtic -- >> jimmy: guillermo, do you know how to say it? >> guillermo: let me try. over here. >> jimmy: now you'll get it. >> okay, look -- first of all, you need a warmup. >> jimmy: you need a warmup, okay, all right. give me a warmup. >> la la la la la la la! >> jimmy: that's the warmup? i don't think it's going to help. but i'll do it. >> that's what my voice coach does with me if i'm trying to do an accent or use my voice. >> jimmy: i don't think it's going to help with me in this particular situation. give it a shot, guillermo. i want to hear it. l is y in spanish? >> guillermo: la la la la la! all right. le-ah here ker-will-go-gary-

go-go-go. >> yay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that cannot be the name of the town. what i mean, how do people get mail? you can't put that on an envelope. >> you abbreviate it. >> jimmy: and that's it, then people get the idea. i'm glad you moved, really. i don't blame you for getting out of there. when we come back we'll talk about this movie "insurgent." the sequel to "diverge ant." naomi watts is here, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by smooth and crunchy butterfinger peanut butter cups. a difrts kind of peanut butter. the ones who choose to go big or stay home.

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now you're in "insurgent." i don't know if i'd ruin anything. i'm going to ruin things. you're in the one that's after that for sure. what is your character in this movie? >> i play evelyn. i'm related to theo james. >> jimmy: i see. >> in some way. >> jimmy: in some mysterious way. >> those who read the would know that. >> jimmy: it's a funny thing when the book reveals plot points but you're still nervous about giving it away. people get so very angry when you ruin something like that. >> i know. >> jimmy: we won't ruin it, then. hey that movie "st. vincent" that you did, i felt really great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you played -- pregnant in the film, you played a prostitute. >> lady of the night. >> jimmy: lady of the night. although it seemed to be daytime in a lot of the scenes. and with bill -- you worked with bill murray. >> right. >> jimmy: i am fascinated.

i think a lot of people are interested in what it is like to spend an extended period of time with bill murray. what was that like for you? >> fantastic. have you ever -- >> jimmy: a little bit. not enough. he's been here on the show a couple of times, yeah. >> he's a special guy. and i just felt like, wherever he went on every day, wherever we were, there was a party around him. he does his own thing. >> jimmy: lives in the moment, seems to enjoy himself wherever, or try to enjoy himself wherever he is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's fun to be around. >> it really is. he was a joy. and i was nervous going into it. but i thought -- >> jimmy: were you nervous? really? >> i hadn't really done anything comedically. you know. that was something that he would connect with. so i thought, oh, god. how am i going to prove myself here? i just stayed in character. >> jimmy: the whole time? >> pretty much, yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. did you stay pregnant the whole

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>> jimmy: welcome,. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: that's very nice. >> 31 is a special number. >> jimmy: 31 is a special number, right. >> don't you start that, jimmy. it's a special number. >> jimmy: 31st birthday today. and here you are, you look snazzy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> this is the best time of the year for my vocation. >> jimmy: do you feel like that? i i guess so. >> after the all-star break the pros start to focus in on the playoffs. it's getting toward the end of the season. spring training starts. i'm a big baseball fan. go, angels. and obviously march madness. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that the best? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that the best

sporting event of all of them, the college basketball finals? >> i think so. we deal with series, best of seven. usually the cream of the crop in the pro game, the best team will usually end up winning the best of seven series. in march madness it's one-game elimination. if you're kentucky who's trying to run the table undefeated, if they have a bad shooting night or someone goes down, they're so deep, a couple of guys get sprained ankles, you get upset, you're going home. the cinderella story. >> jimmy: it's terrible when it happens. especially this undefeated season. i went to unlv, that happened to us when they played duke. >> yeah, those guys went back the year before -- >> jimmy: they got us back is what happened. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so when i think of you, you had this unbelievable career in the nba, you're one of the great scorers of all-time. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: on the show relatively recently you had more three-pointers than anybody.

when i think of you i think of trash talking. i think of you going back and forth with other players. yes. it's interesting to me because you have one of the friendliest faces, i think, of any -- you really do. you still look like you're 14 years old. and that's a compliment. >> i'm a really nice guy. i'm not the biggest of guys. i may be tall. but i'm only, when i came into the league i was only 175, 180 pounds. so i wasn't the biggest or strongest guy. i needed to have a little bit of an edge. my mouth was my edge. >> jimmy: you started right away when you were a rookie? >> no, i started -- look. when you're getting beat down by your sister? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> the greatest woman's basketball player of all-time. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. >> you learn to talk. i was getting beat down by her. all my boys were laughing because i was getting beat down by her. but she was beating down them. >> jimmy: it is different when it's your sister. >> my sister. i learned to talk there, then it

went to ucla, then it happened -- i started talking as soon as i got into the league, but i had a bad experience. >> jimmy: what was the bad experience? >> well, my rookie year, we were playing the chicago bulls. and this is michael jordan's third or fourth year in. >> jimmy: okay sxnchts we were playing in the exhibition game. some obscure place. most veterans do not like to play in exhibition games. they want to get to the real thing. i'm a wide-eyed, energetic rookie. and we're playing this exhibition game. michael's going through the motions. chuck parson, on my team, a trash talker as well, is like, can you believe michael jordan, the guy everyone's talking about, supposed to walk on water, you're killing him. this is in the first half. he's like, you should be talking to him. i'm like, you're right. michael, who do you think you are? the great michael jordan? that's right, there's a new kid in town. right? kind of looks at me, starts shaking his head. at half i have 10, he has 4 points. i'm doing all this talking.

into the game, second half, he ended up with 44. and i ended up with 12. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so he outscored me 40-2. yet he's walking off, he's like, be careful you never talk to black jesus like that. [ laughter ] okay! i'm so sorry, black jesus! i'm so sorry! >> jimmy: did you ever do it again? >> never to michael jordan. never to michael. >> jimmy: one of the most fun rivalries, and this is i think rare in sports that a player has a rivalry with a fan. you had this rivalry with spike lee when he was a new york knicks fan, he would sit there, you guys would talk back and forth during the game. >> look. i will say this about spike. bless him, i love him. there needs to be more fans. he's a fanatic. along with jack nicholson. >> jimmy: for sure. >> those two are the biggest

fans for their fan base. but he talks too much. he talks too damn much. when you're trying to play a game, you hear the fans, you hear hecklers and guys booing you. spike, he takes it a little personal. >> jimmy: he gets -- >> he makes it personal. i decided to bring him onto the court and make him part of the game. >> jimmy: i think he probably liked that, though, don't you think? you guys would sometimes actually like have wagers. >> we had a wager that first series, 1994. if we had won the series, my ex-wife -- he was going to put in one of his terrible films. i'm only kidding! only kidding. if the pacers won -- if we lost, i had to go visit, at the time, mike tyson was in prison in indiana. >> jimmy: that was the bet? >> right. so he was going to -- >> jimmy: mike tyson was here last night, he got out. >> oh, he just got out? >> jimmy: he's been out a little while. >> okay. well, we lost.

>> jimmy: right. >> and i held up my end of the bargain. i actually wend to the prison. >> jimmy: wow. >> to visit mike. spike sent me. did you know this dude would not come out and see me? i stayed in the waiting room for three hours. thinking that mike was going to come out, we were going to be behind the glass, pick up the phone. hey, champ, what's going on? the brother never came out. >> jimmy: stood up in prison, the guy never came out. come on mike. he's not going to come out here? >> jimmy: now he's going to come out. >> i don't want the champ to come out here. i love you, mike. >> jimmy: we have a photograph. put up that photograph. i don't know what year the photograph is from. >> i look good! [ cheers and applause ] >> this is my first all-star game in 1990. i'm a california kid. riverside, california. and going to indiana was a shocker.

but i wanted to make sure, for my first all-star game, i made a splash. and those jeans. see, the outfit is good. what kills it is the fanny pack. >> jimmy: is that a fanny pack? >> a fanny pack. sets it off, it sets it off, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. the fanny pack was a mistake. the white socks with black shoes are not a great look either. >> i'm a huge michael jackson fan, huge michael jackson -- i was doing the billie jean. >> jimmy: well, maybe a glove would have been a better idea. >> yeah, maybe. maybe you're right. >> jimmy: these guys nowadays are all very, very stylish. the nba players. >> it's all about celebrity. you know, before when i played, everyone came to games in suits. what the hell is russell westbrook coming to games -- i love him, ucla guy, great fashion. but today's guys take to it a different level. >> jimmy: it's funny. is it weird for you to be the old guy where these guys are soft today? >> oh, i don't -- i don't mind that. because i'm sure the players in the '60s and '70s look at our

era, the '80s and '90s, they probably called us soft. the game changed, players changed, roll with the punches. the players are a little bit softer nowadays, yeah. go figure. >> jimmy: you know what they'll be saying the next round is soft, and after that, and maybe they will be or maybe they aren't. they all look pretty hard to me. >> well, when you're only 5'6" -- >> jimmy: how dare you. >> see that? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. he's not soft. >> no, i love chris paul. >> jimmy: we look forward to seeing you. ncaa tournament. >> thank you. >> jimmy: march 17th. reggie miller, everybody. thank you, reggie. we'll be right back with carly rae jepsen!

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank naomi watts, reggie miller, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, her latest single here with the song "i really like you," carly rae jepsen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i really wanna stop but i just got the taste for it i feel like i could fly with the boy on the moon ♪ ♪ so honey hold my hand you like making me wait for it i feel like i could die walking up to the room ♪ ♪ oh yeah ♪ late night watching television but how'd we get in this position ♪ ♪ it's way too soon i know it isn't love but i need to tell you something ♪

♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ ohh did i say too much i'm so in my head when we're out of touch ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ it's like everything you say is a sweet revelation all i wanna do is get into your head ♪ ♪ we could stay alone you and me and this temptation ♪ ♪ sipping on your lips hanging on by a thread baby ♪ ♪ late night watching television but how'd we get in this position ♪ ♪ it's way too soon i know this can't be love

but i need to tell you something ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ ohh did i say too much i'm so in my head when we're out of touch ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ who gave you eyes like that said you could keep them ♪ ♪ i don't know how to act or if i should be leaving i'm running out of time going out of my mind ♪ ♪ but i need to tell you something yeah i need to tell you something ♪ ♪ yeah i really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ and i want you do you want me do you want me too i really really really really really really like you ♪ ♪ and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ ohh did i say too much i'm so in my head when we're out of touch ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ yeah i really really really really really really like you ♪ ♪ and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ ♪ i really really really really really really like you and i want you do you want me do you want me too ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight, crash landing. a vintage plane piloted by harrison ford comes down hard on a golf course. you know how to fly? >> the actor famous for playing indiana jones and han solo providing a real-life m misadventure, pulled out of his plane by a golfer. the latest on his condition. a soon to be bride, a father of three, a successful globetrotter. they're all preparing for a mission to mars. this is not a joke. these people really want to go to the red planet. and here's the catch -- if they get the nod, there's no coming back. and six seconds of