pass. >> that's our report we appreciate your time as always. >> and for all of us here, thanks for joining us right now. jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jason statham. espn's jalen rose. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from brian wilson. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look over here, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very kind of you. i have to tell you something. i wasted so much time today. it's amazing i was able to even get dressed for the show. i got a text this morning from will arnett. this is -- you may know him as lego batman. let's go to the big screen and i will show you the text. here we go. bring it up. this is from will. dude, it's arnett. as a parent you'll appreciate this. this is where i should have known something was up. you see the camera button next to where you type when you next? on my iphone. hold it down and slide your

finger up to the other camera button that's going to come and up hold it then release. it's all these filters nobody knows about. so i do this. because it's something nobody knows about, of course i have to get in on it even though i never use filters. i never even stopped to wonder why will is all of a sudden being so helpful. when he has literary never said or done anything helpful before, okay? so as soon as i hold the camera button down and i slide my finger up, my phone takes a picture of me and instantly texts it to him. sends this very ugly photo of me. [ cheers and applause ] automatically sending it. now whatever plans i had for the day are off. i will now spend the next six hours doing this all of my friends. so i sent the same text about holding the camera button down and sliding your finger up and

the filters nobody knows about. first i sent it to my mother. she did it. she tried again. she's like, i keep taking photos of myself. april a-hole she calls me at the bottom. i did it to my dad. i did it to our band leader cleto. cleto tried it over and over and over again. how many times did you try it? >> cleto: five times. >> jimmy: five times. let's go to the next one. there's cleto again. i did it to jeff ross, the comedian. he did it four times. that's my son. kevin looking bewildered. my brother-in-law mike fell for it. this is jason, one of our producers. this is my friend daniel. this is our co-head writer danny. i got guillermo. i got you. did you know that i was doing that? >> guillermo: no, no. >> jimmy: didn't know what was

going on? i couldn't stop doing it. go to the next one, this is another one of our producers, doug. that's my cousin sal. i did it to carson daly, i did it to him. there's our announcer dicky. it took dicky two shots. it's a fun angle too. did you just make me take two stupid pictures of me or are there really filters? and get ready for this one. that's anthony anderson. when i texted him, he happened to be on the toilet. which i'll say it's bad but it could have been a lot worse, it really could have. [ cheers and applause ] sorry, everyone. especially anthony anderson. you know, really, the day to pull pranks is the day after april fools, no one expects it. like hiding eggs the day after

easter. in the wee hours of april fools i was the victim of another practical joke from rihanna. she snuck into any house, woke me up in the middle of the night with music and dancers and a confetti canyon, it's terrifying, the prank is on youtube if you haven't seen it. then last night i had a very weird dream that involves cast members from the show "scandal." see if you can make any sense out of this. >> i had a dream i was having a tea party under water with tony goldwyn and some of girlfrie girl doll friends. i couldn't stop talking about how i loved tea parties. >> i love tea parties. tea parties are so much fun. they're not just fun for me, they're fun for everybody, right, guys? then tony asked me if i wanted more tea. and i said no. >> jimmy, can i pour you and the dolls any more tea? >> no thank you, tony, i've had enough tea. >> tony start the pouring.

but instead of tea, cheese balls came out. he kept pouring and cheese balls kept coming out until my cup overflowed. and as he was doing that, all of a sudden guillermo diaz appeared. >> guillermo: hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: he kept asking me if i wanted cucumber sand benefits. >> guillermo: can i offer you and your doll cucumber sandwiches? cucumber sandwiches! >> no, i don't like cucumber sandwiches. please stop pouring cheese balls into my tea cup, god. >> you leave tony bear alone. >> i will not leave tony bear alone, tony bear is driving me crazy. >> he was driving me crazy so i used my magic pourers to shrink tony into a doll. >> jimmy! what'd you turn me into a doll for? >> jimmy: guillermo got really mad at me for turning tony into

a doll. >> how could you do that to tony bear? >> jimmy: tony doll, he's a doll now, tony doll. he's a pretty cute doll. >> how did you know purple was my favorite color? >> now you're a doll. >> jimmy: no, i'm not. then guillermo diaz turned me into a doll. >> hi, my name is amy. >> jimmy: guillermo picked me up and he picked tony up. >> you're so cute. >> jimmy: he told us we were going to live with him now. >> you guys are going to come live with me now. you're excited? >> waah! >> i don't think i have genitals. >> jimmy: then a dinosaur ate all three of us. then i woke up. [ cheers and applause ] what do you think it means? what do you think that means?

>> guillermo: i have no idea. >> jimmy: i don't either, yeah. this is good. this is from a concert in belfast yesterday. nicki minaj invited some young fans onto the stage. keep a close eye on this enthusiastic 12-year-old boy. >> i've waited for this moment for so long. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's see that again in slow motion. >> jimmy: it's rare that you get to witness the exact moment someone goes through puberty. there it was. we have a fun show tonight. talent-wise and muscle-wise music from the iconic beach boy brian wilson tonight. there's going to be a countdown this year. from "furious 7," jason statham.

it's going to be a big movie. they're expecting "furious 7" to break the all-time box office record for the month of april. it would be funny to see that instead of going to church on sunday, right? sunday as you know is easter. here's a helpful tip. i saved the green beer left over from st. patrick's day and i use it to dye my eggs. this is a big holiday for candy. it's second only to halloween. according to the national retail federation, americans will spend around $2.2 billion on easter candy. but that may change as we become more conscious of the effect that sugar has on our kids. diabetes is at an all-time high. congratulations, diabetes. and some animal rights groups are encouraging people to boycott a traditional easter treat. >> every easter, millions of peeps are sold and consumed. but as this disturbing video shows, their reality is a nightmare.

crowded into tiny cages, their marshmallow wings become stuck together. they will be melted alive in these red hot vats. a mother peep's children are taken away for slaughter. the killing floor. millions are brutally killed. to satisfy america's insatiable appetite for these tiny and helpless birds. shockingly, the peeps are often still alive when they are placed into plastic boxes. while defective peeps are subjected to cruel experiments. or eaten alive. who can hear their tiny peeps and remain unmoved? together, we can change the future. it's time to end peep cruelty. free the peeps. >> peep! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: ywhy i only eat peeps i've raised myself. any college basketball fans here tonight? [ cheers and applause ] the ncaa tournament resumes on saturday. lucas oil stadium in indianapolis. we're down to the final four. larry, liam, nile, and louis. wait. kentucky, wisconsin, duke, michigan state. the first half of the first game will be on cbs. the second half will be on tbs. tnt will broadcast the first three quarters of the second game. the fourth quarter of the second game will be on trutv. the whole final game will be on cbs. it's easy to follow though it sounds complicated. indiana is an interesting place to be right now. the governor of indiana today under intense pressure signed a revised version what was they call the religious freedom restoration act, which in its original form would have made it legal for businesses to discriminate against gays and lesbians based on their

sexuality. they revised the act tonight. but there's still a lot of craziness surrounding -- a restaurant called memories pizza has received more than $260,000 in donations after announcing they would refuse to cater gay weddings. people gave them money to support them for taking that stance. they gave them $260,000. which is especially nuts because what self-respecting gay couple would ever ask a pizzeria to cater their wedding in the first place? none. [ cheers and applause ] not one of them. how did it even work? someone orders a dozen pizzas and the delivery guy shows up at the gay wedding, does he take the pizzas back? you cannot have these, these for fat heterosexual people only. if you want to make a quarter of a million dollars, open a chain of no gay pizza stores quick. thursday night means it's time

to bleep and pleasure the big. tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> majority leader taught me once when i [ bleep ], [ bleep ] in his [ bleep ]. >> i am a flat-out passionate. [ bleep ] . >> let's focus on [ bleep ], come on. >> i know it sounds like an april fools joke. have you heard of exploding [ bleep ]? >> he talked about his [ bleep ] being one of his strongest attributes. >> if you don't i'll do something really gross to you. >> i'm going to lick your [ bleep ]! >> a bold headline. [ bleep ] this now. >> i think it would be helpful. i'd like to [ bleep ] my [ bleep ] before the end of this week. >> i want you to think about [ bleep ]ing [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]ing [ bleep ]. i want everybody to think about

[ bleep ]ing [ bleep ]. >> please, if you're going to [ bleep ] me again, don't make it as hard as you [ bleep ] last time. >> i didn't [ bleep ] you last night. >> yes, you, did my love handles still hurt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, we have a very good show for you tonight. tonight on the show we have music from brian wilson, jalen rose is here, and we'll be right back with jason stat stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ she just says it. i love you. my heart is racing. so i say it right back. i love you too. and she freezes. not actually but the video chat. and i'm like did she even hear me? i am so relieved i have verizon. i panicked, tried to unfreeze it

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beach boys songs? >> guillermo: not even one. >> jimmy: really. what about "california girls," you know that song? >> guillermo: no, no. i like metallica, guns n' roses. >> jimmy: oh, is that right. i didn't know you were so hardcore. to close out "intimidating bald men with biceps thicker than my waist week" i present our first guest -- you know him from "lock, stock & 2 smoking barrels" and "crank" his newest, called "furious 7" opens in theaters and on imax screens tomorrow, please welcome jason statham. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know if you're aware of this but we've had most of your costars from the movie on the show this week. >> that's right. i'm the last baldy.

>> jimmy: it's interesting. because you, i see that your baldness is optional. you've shaved your head on purpose. >> they save on spit and polish when they can hire three of us together. >> jimmy: i think tyrece had a bald head in the movie also. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: it's like, yeah, opening a carton of eggs, this film. >> careful what you say, jimmy, you'll be next. >> jimmy: you're not going to hold me down and shave my head, are you? >> no i'll get some help for that. >> jimmy: i don't think you'll need it. you had the big premiere across the street last night. >> yes. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> it was great. >> jimmy: was it fun? >> a lot of people turned out for it, yeah, it was terrific. >> jimmy: seems like the kind of movie that is fun to see in a very big theater with a lot of people. >> they're showing it in an imax theet sore you can get the full effect. >> jimmy: do you get nauseated in an imax theater ever? >> not really. if the film's bad, yes.

>> jimmy: you're known for action movies, sometimes -- oftentimes violence. >> right. >> jimmy: in those movies. are you a violent person in general? >> no, i think i'm not a violent person. >> jimmy: okay. i didn't know that you were -- i didn't realize this, you were in a music video for the band erasure. >> i had no idea. not a clue. >> jimmy: how long did it take them to paint you? >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. it's 25 years ago, isn't it. i'm not sure i remember that. >> jimmy: you received quite an honor, you were voted britain's manliest celebrity of the year this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> by my mum. who votes these? my mum and dad. >> jimmy: i tell you. i'll tell you who voted. all of great britain voted for

you. you beat out harry potter i think for those honors. does that carry a burden? >> what credibility that is. >> jimmy: mickey rourke was here, said you're friends. >> very good friends. >> jimmy: what do you do together? >> none of your business. it's not really tv-worthy. >> jimmy: do you hang out in the daytime? >> yeah. he sleeps most of the day. >> jimmy: does he? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he is a late sleeper. >> he's a good pal. he's a great chap. you know, we met years ago. you know, we do normal things. >> jimmy: seems like tough guys hang out together. >> do they? >> jimmy: yes, i think so. mickey rourke, obviously a tough guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're a tough guy. seems like. i would imagine. i mean, definitely seems like it in the movies. >> right. >> jimmy: i'm feeling it right now. i'm experiencing a little bit of fear right now. >> you've had the rock on here. >> jimmy: he's a tough guy.

he's somebody that you hang around with? >> i'd like too, yeah. be on the best side of him. >> jimmy: yeah, right. it's a little weird when you're the villain in the movie and he's a good guy in the movie and you have to have that conflict there that you can't really get too chummy. >> thank god it's a movie. >> jimmy: thank god it's a movie. oh, that was a movie? it's good to see you. you should all be arrested for driving like that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break, come back, take a look at the movie. it's called "furious 7." jason statham is with us. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by chevrolet. find new roads. ♪ yeah, there you go... ♪ wait! oh, no!

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you thought this was going to be a street fight? ♪ you're damn right it is. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stop it right there. "furious 7." vin diesel, jason statham.

is it giving too much away to mention that you wind up hitting each other after that clip? >> i think you can surmise that, yeah, that's what happens. it's the usual. >> jimmy: in the end -- you're not actually fighting in slow motion, that's done with effects. >> no, that's really -- >> jimmy: it's incredible that you're able to get up there. >> it really is. >> jimmy: do you ever go, what in the hell am i doing? >> totally ridiculous, the stupidest thing you can do. >> jimmy: i assume you've been in a number of real fights. maybe that's presumptuous. but yes? >> it's presumptuous but correct, yeah. >> jimmy: correct? what are the big differences between movie fighting, besides the obvious, and real fighting? >> well, i mean, you know, i'm a big fan of the ufc. these are the real fighters, in my eye. >> jimmy: right. >> you're talking about some idiot in the street. >> jimmy: right, the bar or something like that. >> yeah. i mean, what we're doing on the screen, we're not actually hitting each other.

you'd be straight in the hospital if dwayne johnson cracked your jaw. we try to be cautious. i think the difference is you have to sell -- firstly you have to really know how to throw a punch. you have to know how physically, be capable of doing it correctly. then obviously the accuracy has to be a little bit off. >> jimmy: like throw a slow-motion punch at me, one of your slow-motion punches. >> no i might not miss. >> jimmy: this is yes say slow-motion. give me an example. if we're sitting here and you just had enough, maybe with your left hand -- >> how about this i'm from england. >> jimmy: you know what we could do, punch me in slow-motion, then when we play this back we won't -- we'll speed it up. then the audience at home won't know what the hell went on. all right? >> i need a weapon, actually. >> jimmy: no, no, just hit me with your fist. you know, we're talking here -- all of a sudden --

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next up, j jalen rosed music from brian wilson is on the way are. by the way, jason statham, i met his dad, and i think they wear the same cologne, which is really nice. it's a nice father examine son activity. i don't know if this is health news, but starbucks announced this week that they will now

offer fresh smoothies with the option to add fresh kale. to your -- apparently kale pairs well with a 900-calorie slice of frosted lemon loaf. the smoothies come in three flavors sweet greens, mango carrot, and strawberry and you can add kale to any of them. for extra, i guess. which, at first, sounded to me like an april fools' joke. but it's not it's real but it got me thinking yesterday, what would happen if we went out on the street on april fools' day and asked people if they would like to try starbucks' new kale smoothie? would they trust us and try it? or would they think it was a prank too? let's find out. >> starbucks came out with a new drink made of kale, will you taste it for jimmy kimmel? april fools. >> i don't want to try it. is something going to pop out at me? >> no, just the green stuff in it and the cup. >> i don't trust you guys.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with music from brian wilson still to come. our next guest knows a thing or two about playing in big basketball games this the time of year. he was part of michigan's be if five and went on did a 13-year career in the professionals. from "nba countdown" on espn and abc, please welcome jalen rose. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: good to have you here. who did you take? if $you fill out a bracket? >> i did not, for two reasons.

one, i didn't feel like betting and making money off collegiate athletes this year. >> jimmy: that's very noble of you. >> and two, my team, university of michigan wolverines, we didn't make the tournament. >> jimmy: so you didn't fill out a bracket -- >> boycotted. i boycotted. >> jimmy: when they are in the tournament do you always pick them to win? >> 100% of the time. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. >> jimmy: i do that stupid stuff too. and i always wind up losing then i always feel like, i can't put -- i want to go with the team, i don't want to be disappointed if my team were to win, know what i'm saying? >> you've got to fill out more than one. you tell everybody about you picking your alma mater, then you pick another one and try to make money. >> jimmy: i see. the fab five, that was like a cultural phenomenon. [ cheers and applause ] a big phenomenon. you guys were all freshmen. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is a crazy thing. that doesn't happen much. and on top of that you had -- you all had the big shorts.

who decided you were all going to wear big shorts? >> it was a team thing. first off think about what was happening in sports. my favorite player, isaiah thom thomas, john stockton, those shorts were like soft porn. who wouldn't want to see lebron james or shaquille o'neal in those shorts, right? that would be an issue. so it was a camaraderie thing, sign a letter of intent, get a chance to go to unfortunate of michigan. we didn't realize we had a nike contract basically as well. wear like, okay. we want the suits -- we don't want suits off the rack, we want them custom made, then a little bit longer than that. why not? we weren't paying for them. >> jimmy: yeah, right. so they did it. they said, okay, you can do this. it must have been like -- what did the other teams think when they see >> they were jealous. they'd say, coaches won't let us wear those long shorts.

>> jimmy: what about the black socks you used to wear? how did that happen? >> that was awesome. so the fab five, juwan howard, chris webber, jimmy king, ray jackson, my brothers, please give it up for them. [ cheers and applause ] so we were playing, ray and jimmy are from texas, one of his home boys was coming to visit. he brought him a pair of gray socks that had a blue nike sign on them. and i saw them. we were in a room playing john madden football. i was like, do they have black ones? he's like, we didn't look. we walk back over, check this inthing out. walking through the mall. it's 2015 and you can buy black socks anywhere. not realizing we walked through the whole mall. there's four players with black socks in the entire mall. i ended up copying my high school teammate lesean leonard and wearing dress socks. >> regular dress socks? >> we had to be in uniform. go in the bathroom stall, put your pants on, don't say anything, don't tell anybody. when we put our hands in, walked to half court.

then you snatch them off. coach can't get mad at you at that point. ncaa's not canceling any games and messing up money. >> jimmy: when did it hit you guys that you were famous? kids just out of high school, into college, now all of a sudden you're famous, when did that sink in? >> one, when we got a chance to meet the greatest fighter of all-time, one of the greatest athletes and human beings of all-time, muhammad ali. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: where did you meet muhammad ali? >> atlanta, ncaa tournament. juwan howard was in the hallway. he was like, i think i saw ali. we've got to find him. we stalked him. stayed in the hallway. he was like, the champ likes you guys, come to his room. he was doing magic tricks with us. he was pumping us up. he was the best. >> jimmy: that's great. >> all-time fan of the great muhammad ali. >> jimmy: that's exciting, yeah. >> yes, indeed. the mike tyson jokes, he was like, don't bring me that. >> jimmy: you would -- what

jokes. >> mike tyson was a phenomenon at the time. >> jimmy: that's correct. no socks. >> literally. can you be mike tyson? he looked at us like we were crazy. like, come on, now. >> jimmy: so you stayed in college for three years which rarely happens now. >> i actually got an education. >> jimmy: you got an education. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> college graduate! >> jimmy: then you get drafted. and you get drafted in this suit. >> oh, no, really? >> jimmy: which we're going to put on the screen. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty fabulous. you know, a lot of attention has been paid to the suit. but really the tie to me -- >> that's when it really goes wrong. definitely. detroit native, that's how we do. we tend to be loud as they come. i felt like two teams would pick me so i had red and white in case the clippers picked me,

lime green in case the sonics picked me. so the night before i was like, you know what? i'm going to go earlier. i'm going to wear the red and white one and put on my clippers hat. but that didn't happen. >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> jimmy: you went to denver. >> i was watching for a long time. but you know what? either way, when you watch the draft every year, somebody's going to say, either that's the best or the worst. either way, i'm take it. >> jimmy: nobody is saying that was the best suit. that was the worst suit. >> you should have seen the red gators i'm wearing. >> jimmy: what happened to that suit? >> i still have it, it's framed. >> jimmy: it's framed? >> absolutely. it bought the house that it's hanging in. >> jimmy: it did. >> yes. >> jimmy: nice. when you went to denver, you were a rookie. what are you doing? where do you even live? do you rent a house? >> i bought a house. >> jimmy: you bought a house. >> which is the wrong thing to do when you get drafted to a team. you could get traded of a your second year like i did. you're trying to sell a house when you're not there anymore

two years later. you want the big house, you want to make the splash. i had an entourage. three or four home boys living with me. >> jimmy: in the house? who were your friends living in the house? >> k-9, my home boy, played high school basketball with me. riz, that's my guy, we're down like four flat tires. and montes. riz was the chef, k-9 was the trainer, montes was the assistant. don't underestimate the assistants. you've got to find out where to go, where the honeys are going to be, all that stuff, important role. >> jimmy: is a friend really an assistant? aren't they a friend first? did you feel like you could tell them what to do? >> you never treated your friends disrespectful or rude. but i was trying to put them in a position to have jobs, have careers, put them on a path of success. plus they were my boys. when you first get that money, it's like it's going to last forever. you forget that you're rich, not wealthy. know what i mean? but you learn quick he.

>> jimmy: yeah. did you learn quickly? >> you do learn quickly. >> jimmy: how long before the guys moved out? >> a couple of years. >> jimmy: couple of years. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're not still with you? >> absolutely, they're still my brothers but we don't live together. >> jimmy: "nba countdown" is on twice easter weekend. is that a bummer when you have to work on the holidays? >> not at all. when you're in sports and entertainment, you want to be working on the holidays. because that's when everybody's at home watching. >> jimmy: i see. >> so they're not at work. big-time days, christmas day i've got to be cleaner than the board of health. i need to be on. >> jimmy: do you feel like you get up for a big game when you're broadcasting a game? just like you would playing a game? >> i do. we're no different than anyone else. you're trying to force a game where two teams that have been tanking all season, it's the middle of march, i'm not excited about that game. and i'll just say it. two teams that really have great promise, yes, you do get up for it. >> jimmy: are you and bill simmons still best friends? >> absolutely, that's my

brother. no doubt about it. we were on the show together, i'm sure he's going to come on the show -- >> jimmy: i tried to get him with the texting prank today. and he just wrote back "i hate you." i think that's why he wrote back. maybe he just hates me. it's very good to see you. thanks for coming. jail men rose, "nba countdown" on espn. and sunday afternoon at 12:30 eastern on abc. we'll be right back with brian wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank jason statham, jalen rose, apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. frankly we've run out of patience for him in general. "nightline" is next. first this is his album, "no pier pressure," comes out april 7th. here with the songs "this beautiful day" and "the last

song," brian wilson! ♪ life goes on and on like your favorite song what we feel inside ♪ ♪ on this wayward ride if we could find a way ♪ ♪ if you would only stay if we could hold onto this feeling and this beautiful day ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh oh oh oh

oh oh ♪ ♪ hold on tight and everything will be alright i've never really felt this way before ♪ ♪ don't let go there's still time for us so let's take it slow ♪ ♪ i wish that i could give you so much more ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ far away maybe we'll be coming back someday ♪ ♪ together in the end to sing with you again ♪ ♪ da da da da da i've never really felt this way before ♪ ♪ don't be sad there was a time and place for what we had if there was ♪ ♪ just another chance for me to sing to you ♪

♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ there's never enough time for the ones that you love ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ there's never enough time for the ones that you love ♪ ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ there's never enough time for the ones that you love ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ so many years ago

but i remember a distant sunset on the open sea ♪ ♪ fascinated by the sailing ships on a crimson shore that seemed to call out to me ♪ ♪ i still can feel the hope that fills my heart i still can taste the ocean breeze ♪ ♪ sail away as i sail away to the farthest reaches ♪ ♪ follow the sun to the white sand beaches ♪ i only know what the west wind teaches won't you sail away with me ♪ ♪ sail away made a wish upon a falling star ♪ ♪ never thought that we would get this far i won't be lonely you can be my only ♪ ♪ won't you sail

away with me ♪ ♪ for a while i almost gave up dreaming but still this image stayed alive in my soul ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, president obama announcing an historic deal with iran. >> matters of war and peace. >> will the agreement prevent a nuclear-armed iran? imagine controlling every system in your house from your phone. well, the future is now. welcome to the smart home. but watch out. could some of it actually be used against you? and this isn't your mother's prom-posal. teenagers spending hundreds if not thousands of bucks before the big event. tonight, how the over the top world of getting