>> all right that's our report appreciate your time. >> rate now on jimmy kimmel robert downey jr. >> rate now on jimmy kimmel robert downey jr. >> enjoyment good night jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. we have such a big show for you tonight. you are not going to believe it. so many stars are here tonight. but first, we're going to play a game of telephone. tonight, we have the avengers on the show. >> i have a rash. >> oh, gosh. i don't want to see that.

>> i have a rash -- >> the diaphram jelly is in my glove box. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: the avengers assembled." tonight -- the cast of "marvel's avengers: age of ultron." with robert downey jr. chris hemsworth. mark ruffalo. chris evans. scarlett johansson. and jeremy renner. plus music from the war on drugs. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>>. >> jimmy: thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] let me tell you something, it's not the dirty super heros that stand outside of the theater on our street. tonight we have the ones in the magazines, the good looking ones. the cast of "the avengers: age of ultron" is here. robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, mark ruffalo, chris evans, scarlett johansson captain america, hawkeye. we gathered them together in one place. they fell in to my trap. tonight i will destroy them. it's like having our own private comic con without the smell of comic con. i got to see the new avengers movie last week. it's really good. it's different. this one, i hope i'm not ruining

it, but the avengers go to maui for the week and let the world solve its own problems. there's a fight scene between iron man and the hulk which you may have seen in the trailers which starts when iron man says the dress was gold and white and the hulk disagrees. the hulk, by the way, has new pants in the movie. instead of getting torn up in that hulky way, they are made of a material that stretches with him. what that means is the hulk is wearing yoga pants now. the hulk shops at lululemon. i don't know how they are able to figure these things out before they happen but they project that "the avengers: age of ultron" will make $200 million on opening weekend alone. the first avengers movie made $1.5 billion. this one is tracking ahead of that already. robert downey jr. has more money than tony stark, the character he plays. imagine how much they would make if the guys going to opening

weekend brought dates? it would be double. check in on with the wall of america right now where some of our -- the wall of america, by the way is -- [ cheers and applause ] we opened it tonight exclusively to marvel comic super fans. this wall of america has been transformed in to the wall of nerds. hello, herds. -- nerds. these are your homes and all of the stuff in the background is real memorabilia. how many of you have marvel comic-related tattoos on your body. >> i do. >>. >> jimmy: we have one, two. let's start with shane here who's in the corner. shane has the account america thing on. shane -- >> hey. >> jimmy: let's bring up other ones that had tattoos. where's shane?

he seems to have disappeared -- oh, hi, shane. you are in new city, new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: show us your tattoo. what do you have? >> okay. >> jimmy: oh, no. what is that? >> it is hsl. the tree of the universe. it is from thor's world. >> jimmy: wow. >> yes. and we have raven who watches over the universe. probably watching your show right now. >> jimmy: looks like he is watching your jgenitalia right now. who else has a tattoo? let's go to ashley right now. ashley, what's your -- >> don't make fun of me, all right. >> jimmy: i'd never make fun of you, ashley. i will leave that to -- oh, my god, you are naked. i don't think this is -- ashley, wait a minute you have your clothes off.

we cannot see your tattoo because of the cisco logo. slide over to your right a little bit. it says sometimes you have to believe that heros exist. what does that represent there, that's hawkeye, iron man and thor? >> yeah. black widow and hulk. >> jimmy: are you going to get black widow and hulk as you go down the back? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: wow, how about that? your parents must be deligh by the way, can you imagine what that would do to one of the young virgins on his first date. hey, put your clothes on. i think we better go back. thank you. you guys stay right there. we're going to let them ask some questions of the cast of avengers later on.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: a lot of people say they wish they had the ability to fly. i believe -- sounds great. my theory is if we could fly we wouldn't because it's too much work. we'd probably do it about once a year so we could post it on facebook. like running, how often do you find yourself running? never for me. when i was a kid i used to collect marvel comics. i have stacks of them. i had this idea they would be worth a lot of money. my comics are worth no money at all. i watched the saturday morning cartoons. i was looking at some on you tube. kids today have these big budget blockbusters. these huge spectacular epics. this is what we had. ♪ ♪ turns in though hulk hulk ♪

>> that was a big craze. [ applause ] >> jimmy: ever lovin' was a big craze for marvel comics which seems an odd way to describe an anger bomb come to life. this is the most odd cartoon theme song of all. ♪ he's a god with -- beautiful hair like a lady thor ♪ >> jimmy: rainbows back then. back then, you know, super heros at one time were almost exclusively for children. now it's different. they spend hundreds of millions of dollars on unbelievable action sequences and that can be scary for kids. they are doing something interesting with the avengers sequel. this is a version of the film released. this is rated g. ♪

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>> are you on my team? >> just represent. pull. >> let's go. [ screaming ] jimmy: welcome back. tonight, we have a very big show for you with very big stars and a great band. i like this band a lot. their album is called -- "lost in the dream": the war on drugs from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] >> tomorrow night - from "marvel's avengers: age of ultron", cobie smulders will be here, from the great franklin bbq in austin, texas. aaron franklin will be here to show you how to make brisket - we'll have music from chic with nile rodgers. and later this week - tim allen, kiernan shipka, guillermo has an exclusive interview with "star wars" director j.j. abrams and we will have music from drew holcomb and the neighbors and jamie foxx with chris brown and kid ink. [ cheers and applause ] i would also like to welcome

our viewers watching on 5 eyewitness news. we are on as god intended in minneapolis. if anyone wants to send me a pizziola it will definitely get eaten. did you know minneapolis is the most literate city in america? did you know that guillermo? >> did you know there's a war on drugs? >> yeah. >> you did. all right. our guest tonight are from both asgard and earth. they are here to save the world just before taxes are due. their new movie, "avengers: age of ultron" opens everywhere may 1st - please welcome, our heroes - robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, mark ruffalo, chris evans, scarlett johansson and jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> good to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for coming. i know you have the big premier across the street from us here just after the show. will you wait for the signal, or do avengers just walk right across the street? >> just the hands. >> jimmy: just the hands. they carry the hammer with you. >> i will throw it. it won't come back. without special effects but i will throw it any way. >> jimmy: when is the last time you used an actual hammer for home repair? >> i hung a picture at home. it didn't stay up. it fell off. >> jimmy: lucky you didn't knock the house down. robert, would you consider yourself to be the leader of

this group? >> if you say so. >> jimmy: would you consider robert the leader of the group? >> we're a team. >> jimmy: okay. who's the social director for the group, who's in chae of fun? >> we're on tv. >> is this after hours? >>. >> jimmy: after hours kind of thing. >> jimmy: you are just as bad. >> jimmy: he is in charge of brunch. >> i'm in charge of brunch. pluto. lord of the underword takes over -- >> chris is up for just about anything. >> jimmy: why did you refer to jeremy as lord of the underworld. >> because pluto runs the underworld and that's what it is like to go out with him. >> jimmy: i see. who goes out with him? does everybody go or do you --

are there people more inclined to go out than others? >> you never know. you have to test the waters. sometimes people have responsibilities. everyone has kids and, you know >> jimmy: everyone except -- >> but for the most part. working is a tricky -- >> jimmy: have the kids cut in to the. >> glad we got that in. >> are the kids cutting in to the fun? >> no. i'm enjoying it. >> jimmy: not these kids. i meant your own kids. you have been working a lot i guess. >> yes, a lot. my daughter, i told my daughter the other day after she told me you have been away too long, i told her, okay, i'm going to take some time off. i said, no, how are we going to eat? >> jimmy: don't worry. there will be many sequels. was this more fun to make this movie than the last one, or worse or -- >> it felt like a high school reunion this one. first one for me was like the

first day of school. this is like woohoo. >> jimmy: you were able to jump in to it. >> it was magical because little misscy over here was knocked up. >> jimmy: yeah, you were. [ applause ] >> yes. it was incredibly magic. every magical moment. >> jimmy: were you worried when you realized i'm pregnant and have to be in this and riding a motorcycle as well. >> i did all of my motorcycle stunts -- no, i didn't do any of them. are you crazy? come on. >> jimmy: one thing to commit to your craft, another thing to make your fetus commit to your craft. >> yeah. you know, i mean -- yeah, it's great to wear a tight fitting cat suit when you are humongous. everybody wants to do that. no, it was fine. >> you looked great in it.

you looked fantastic. >> and ruffalo has a man cancelling suit that he is in so i didn't feel fat. >> jimmy: what does that mean a man cancelling suit, like a ken doll. >> man cancelling. >> the man cancelling suit is what i call my cgi leotards. and i call it man cancelling because it makes you look small everywhere you wish you looked big. and big everywhere you wished you looked small. so it is man cancelling. >> jimmy: you are actually running around as the hulk then? >> as me in a leotard. >> terrifying. >> jimmy: i'd love to see that. that's the movie i'd enjoy seeing you running around pretending -- there seems to be a lot of fascination about the relationship between tony stark and bruce banner who obviously

have a lot in common both being geniuses. there's a website that people have been posting art work. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: that's nice. science bros and somebody else air brushed this. >> wow. >> jimmy: you can see you guys paling around and hanging out. these are -- [ laughter ] >> i want that one. >> jimmy: another one. and then there's that. >> just another day on set. >> jimmy: i'd like to see a romantic comedy of some kind. by the way, you guys are not the only ones that get this treatment. i know you'll like -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> wow. >> oh, yeah. >> i wish. i wish. that would be nice. >> jimmy: nothing man cancelling about that. we have the cast of "the avengers" here with us. [ cheers and applause ] you're welcome. ugh...you're the valet? yea, sorta the valet. both drive for a living, both like to save money on car insurance, and we both know you may not get this car back in the same condition. watch your toes. wo! ya boy... get it! sorta you isn't you. with drivesense from esurance, you can earn a personalized discount based on how you drive, not how someone sorta like you drives. you'll even get a discount just for signing up. esurance. backed by allstate. click or call.

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>> killed someone. >> faced with ugly choices. >> who sent you? >> ultron in the flesh. no, not yet. i'm on a mission. >> what mission? >> peace in our time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. we are back with the cast of avengers. amazing. [ cheers and applause ] they say art immitates life but in this case it seems to be quite the opposite. well, you just saw a budding romance -- >> wow, wow. >> jimmy: we have some questions from some of your fans on what we call the wall of america

right now. they are standing by. they have been watching us throughout the show. >> hi. >> jimmy: there they are. you can see them collectively. we will start with kay. kay, what's your question for the cast of "the avengers." >> okay. my question is -- iflg like i know the answer to this but who's the biggest diva in the whole cast? >> why does she say she feels like she knows. >> jimmy: who do you think it is, kay? >> i want to know what you think. >> robert. >> put that picture on the monitor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a question from a gentleman whose name is else mer. your real name is

>> advice. it is for history and a professor. >> jimmy: elmer it sounds like you are speaking through a can with a string. >> he is asking if we can push a history exam. >> jimmy: oh, you have a history exam. >> we can do that. >> give us an a or change the date on the exam. >> jimmy: what's your teache name. >> professor bonafon, elmer, how old are you? what grade are you in? >> college. >> jimmy: what. >> unprotected.

>> hopefully the professor will change the date. i'm sorry. i'm blocking your name. next up, okay. who else do we have on the wall of america? thank you, elmer. >> might want to study, buddy. >> jimmy: we have a gentleman named clark, i believe on the wall. if we can go to that. yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for taking my question. hi. >> jimmy: what's your question? >> my question is i'm a big fan. i wonder if any of you ever considered working on the small screen. i don't know if you have heard but it is the golden age of

television. >> jimmy: what about marvel "agents of shield" would you be part of that show? >> yeah. of course. >> come on. >> you knew we would do the show. all you have to do is ask. >> we don't want to be blown off the small screen. >> quit blowing us off. >> jimmy: thank you, clark. [ cheers and applause ] that was great. we have something planned. i know you guys are kind of like a family. we're going to split you, like many families do, in to two teams to compete in an "avengers" edition of "the family feud." are you game for that? ♪ >> hey, big guy. sun's getting real

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's time to play "avengers family feud." let's meet our teams led by captain america, chris hemsworth, the americas. their opponents led by iron man himself, robert downey jr., the man himself. our contestants are ready, ready, ready. let's play "the feud." give me chris, give me robert. we have the top four answers on the board. we asked 100 people, name

something you do in a movie theater besides watching a movie. yes, let's see, robert you buzzed in first. >> outrageous. >> use your mobile device. >> use your mobile device and survey says -- texting. of course. you have a chance to steal. chris? >> we got this. eat popcorn. >> jimmy: eat popcorn. let's see. is it on the board? the americas will play first. we an abbreviated version of the team. each team will get two strikes, instead of typically tequila doesn't play as much of a role as it does tonight. name something you do in a movie theater besides watching a movie. >> sleep. >> jimmy: sleep.

do we see sleep? [ buzz ] >> jimmy: name something you in in the theater besides watching the movie. >> go to the bathroom. >> jimmy: go to the bathroom. is it on the board? of course it is not on the board. now you can confer. you need one correct answer. >> make out. >> jimmy: make out. survey says -- [ cheers and applause ] >> what kind of show is this? >> jimmy: mark come up to the board. the next question is, besides super hero name a profession that requires you to wear tights. mark. >> trapeze artist. >> jimmy: trapeze artist.

[ laughter ] oh! >> how did you get that? >> a profession that requires you to wear -- you said ballet. look at the board. survey says -- it is your turn. name a profession that requires you to wear tights. >> yoga instructor. >> they don't wear tights. >> they do wear tights. >> no. >> bobsled team. >> jimmy: bobsled team. show us bobsled team. no bobsled team. >> we were still working on that. that wasn't the answer. >> jimmy: these are not team questions. we go to you, robert.

name a profession that requires tights. >> another one. yoga instructor. >> jimmy: yoga instructor. do we have yoga we do. >> jimmy: name a profession that requires you to wear tights. >> i gave my answers to them already. >> jimmy: give u.one to me. >> i'm dead. i got nothing peter pan. that's not a profession. >> jimmy: peter pan. is peter pan on the board? no. the americas get a chance to steal. you can confer amongst yourselves. a profession that requires you to wear tights. >> gymnast. >> jimmy: gymnast. do we have gymnast?

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>> jimmy: all right. well, we have a big mess on our hands. the name and you are a nobody >> did i lose it? >> jimmy: we are going to continue to play. let's bring scarlett and jeremy up here. come on. let's go. [ cheers and applause ] all right. name the worst place to turn in to the hulk.

>> port-a-potty. >> jimmy: do we have port-a-potty we. we do. name the worst place to turn in to the hulk. >> church would be terrible. >> jimmy: church. does the survey say church? it does say church. all right. ♪ here we go. >> they are not going to make it. next up, i don't know what the order is anymore but we will go to chris. the worst place to turn in to the hulk. no cheating with the hulk himself. the worst place to turn in to the hulk. >> subway. that's nothing. >> you want that one. you don't want it. you don't like that. >> now you know that is not good enough. >> it is a one-hour show, guys. >> can we converse? how much time do we have?

none. >> jimmy: the worst place to turn in to the hulk. >> the library but i don't like it. >> jimmy: he library but he doesn't like it. america says no. unacceptable. mark, it would be embarrassing if you were to fail this question of all people. what's the worst place to turn in to the incredible hulk? >> that would be a telephone booth. >> jimmy: a telephone booth. do they still exist? let's find out. [ buzzing ] >> the mans, you have a chance to po 0 tenially steal this game. name the worst place to turn in to the incredible hulk. >> the bedroom. >> jimmy: bedroom. very, very clever and survey says the bedroom.

>> jimmy: you won that round. you -- oh, wait a minute you won. i'm the worst game show host ever. >> yea! [ cheers and applause ] >> you are going home with a valuable prize. bring it n. we have for the winning team a bicycle built for three. that's for all three of you. feel free to enjoy it. you guys are not going home empty handed. you get a $15 gift card to applebees. "the avengers: age of ultron" opens may 1st. we will be right back with the war on drugs. ♪

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jimmy: i'd like to thank the cast of the avengers, clark gregg and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their album called "lost in the dream." here with the song "under the pressure" -- the war on drugs! [ applause ]

♪ ♪ ♪ well the comedown here was easy like the arrival of a new day ♪ ♪ but a dream like this gets wasted without you under the pressure is where we are ♪

♪ when it all breaks down and we're runaways standing in the wake of our pain ♪ ♪ and we stare straight into nothin but we're covered all the same ♪ ♪ you were raised on a promise to find out over time better come around to the new way ♪ ♪ watch as it all breaks down here under the pressure ♪

♪ ♪ well the break down here stolen away up top ♪

here standing alone ♪ ♪ when you come here and i'm wasted lying on a field in the rain lyin' on my back ♪ ♪ loosening my grip i'm just wading in the water just trying not to crack under the pressure ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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that disappears yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ >> jimmy: no post credit scene. >> that blows.

[ objects clanking on the floor ] >> i'm going to keep this. >> jimmy: yeah. this is "nightline." tonight n the free-range family, young children are allowed to get around by themselves. now they are in danger, but not from strangers. could a parenting style meant to encourage independence really cost them their own kids? can shopping feel as good as sex? for some shopaholics it triggers pleasure centers in the brain. tonight we put one woman to the test to find out what happens when you get your fashion fix. pimp my ride. hillary clinton hitting the presidential campaign in a van called scooby. but in hollywood the tricked out cars are more extreme.