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appreciate that. hi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's very nice. we have a very good show for you tonight. billy crystal is here tonight. he's got a new show on fx called "the comedians" and dave salmoni is back tonight. he has dangerous animals to show you. he has cute ones too. dave brought a baby eagle owl with him. so if anyone has any baby eagle owl allergies. it is three in one, baby eagle owl that. is 5 million you tube views off alone. last time he was here he brought a cheetah. i told everyone this was a bad idea but no one listened to me. the interview went fine but once

it was over the cheetah refused to leave the stage. it stayed there and terrorized me and the audience and the band and guillermo for a half hour, right? there is nothing we could do. the band was playing. we had to sit still. the handlers were like we're not moving this thing until it is okay. for a while it was tense. dave also brought some black bear cubs tonight. the last time dave brought a bear to the show was a baby grizzly. it might have been our most reluctant guest ever. . /* hooked on to that thing. >> guillermo, would you jump in front of an attacking bear to protect me. >> guillermo: of course jimmy,

yeah. >> jimmy: you wouldn't sglump front of a bayer aspirin to protect me. >> guillermo: i will. >> jimmy: about aprin, yes, a bear no. we have music from modest mouse. an update on something we started on monday. earlier this week i launched a campaign to make the world better. it is called the finger of shame. what i'm doing is asking you when you see obnoxious, objectionable or inconsiderate behavior in a place do this. i will show you what you need to do. people have been posting these to instagram and twitter. this person said finger of shame to my neighbor for wasting water during a drought. so you see here, that's the finger. you point the finger and take a picture with your finger in the frame and post it with the hashtag finger of shame so we can find it. so far the response has been

overwhelming. the next one is meet the rubies. woman putting makeup on while driving. finger of shame. a lot of women do this. rubies were stopped when this photograph when they did this because they get a finger right back. most involve parked cars. this seems to be the number one subject. this is from mike who says, look at all of the empty parking space and this car decides to park like this. unacceptable. ashtray emptied in parking lot, finger of shame. probably my aunt chippy. that's probably in las vegas. instead of being on your phone at the top of the stairs how about trying to move over where people aren't trying to enter and exit. this is a big one for me. people wherever they are they stop and you have to go around them and then you get arrested for pushing them down the stairs.

finger of shame to him. this one is from flavio. why does my wife do this every day. finger of shame. maybe she is trying to electrocute you. i don't know what's going on. thanks to everyone shared these. we will not stop until everyone learns to behave themselves. the hashtag is finger of shame. don't invied anyone's privacy but in public if something happens get to work and send it to us and we will get to work. today is an important day for american music. the great singer song writer willie nelson turned 82 years old today. born on april 29th, 1933. he's beloved by all. to honor willie's special day we have a presentation tonight. i'd like you to welcome fifth grade student named luke. luke, come on out.

[ cheers and applause ] >> howdy, everybody! i'm willie nelson and today is my 82nd birthday. i'm a country music legend and an outlaw. i spent half of my life making music with my friends. and the other half workin' in my garden. where i grow special magical plants. [ cheers and applause ] well, i have to go now. because i'm really, really hungry. thanks, everybody. especially all of the girls i loved before. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: there we go. that's always a problem are. you could help him, you know, guillermo. >> guillermo: no, he got it. >> jimmy: he got it. very good. hope he gets on the school bus instead of willie's bus. i'd take to take this opportunity to acknowledge robin meade of cnn headline news for providing the segue of the day. ♪ >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jen and i are making fun of each other's appearance today. look at her. i was like you look like fred flintstone the tattered and what do i look like, jeannie. >> all said in love. the captain of a ferry that sank off the coast of south korea has been sentenced to life in prison.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: billy crystal and music from modest mouse coming

up. let's check in with dave salmoni who will be joining us later. look at that. oh, my god. there's a bear in your dressing room. >> sure is. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> trying not to be bitten saying hello. >> jimmy: what is that. >> little black bear. this is where their teeth come out. >> jimmy: boy or girl. >> girl. at this age they are a little bity. >> jimmy: maybe you should leave them in the dressing room. >> i will bring you a sweet one. >> jimmy: bring the no biting bear. you got bit during rehearsal, didn't you? >> on the nipple twice. >> jimmy: how does that make me feel good. >> i will not let you get bit in the nipple. >> jimmy: you want me to hug these thing. >> you have to trust me.

>> jimmy: i would if you weren't bleeding all the time. do they like the taste of people. >> not often but certainly when they are this age they get assertive with their teeth. they certainly -- >> jimmy: great. well, it's really cute. i'd love it if it could wear one of those -- i wear a dental mouse piece to bed. maybe we can put one of those. >> you can wear your mouthpiece. >> jimmy: my mouth piece piece wouldn't won't help. i will wear my nipple protectors. >> definitely need that. >> jimmy: we'll see you later, dave. >> see ya. >> jimmy: tell that bear we have a strict no nipple nibbling rule. we have been pointing the finger of shame at people who deserve it this week which is important but it is nice to give compliments when you have a chance to do that. i sent my cousin sal out on to hollywood boulevard today to say nice things to people passing by in an aggressive way. which is confusing to them, but

this is what happens when cousin sal shouts compliments. >> let me ask you something, are you a runner? you are not because your calves are insane. muscle definition is unbelievable. more defined than a dictionary. go ahead and let me look at them alittle. walk away. great calves. i can tell you excel at everything you put your mind too. everything. so i'm telling the world. >> yep. >> there's nothing you can't do. >> right. >> right. nothing i can't do. >> with god all things are possible. >> nothing except the english part. there's nothing you can't do. all right. look at this. if it isn't the best looking guy on the boulevard. congratulations. >> you are a good judge of character. >> i am aren't i?

i give $500 for hair like that. >> yeah. probably would. >> can i touch it? good looks and quick reflexes. you got it all, huh? the total package, everyone. what are you drinking good looking juice. maybe you should stop. i think you have had enough. you have had enough, guys stop drinking it. you are going to o.d. on good looking juice. look at these cuticles. i have never seen anything like them. perfect ten. look, look, look. ten. perfect cuticles. nice job coordinating your outfit today. the tie, the hat. how do you tie it all together like that? >> that's me. >> only you know, right? don't tell me. it will be your secret. go on ahead on your way, dapper son of a bitch.

your skin is like yogurt, creamy and soft. i bet john stamos wants to put it in his mouth, like yogurt. he does yogurt commercials and your skin is like that. so creamy. are you on the phone with your mother thanking her for giving the perfect fashion sense. >> i have. >> the shirt, pants, hair, everything. is that her. >> it is my friend who gives great fashion sense too. >> jeff knows what she doing. everybody else on the boulevard looks terrible except for jeff. he is not only fashionable but fast. you should see him weaving in and out of traffic. he's on my tail right now. he's like frogger. >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. music for modest mouse and wild animals and right back with billy crystal. so stick around. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. tonight from animal planet, one of the great animal lovers on any planet, dave salmoni. tonight he brought a baby eagle

owl, a serval, and a two black bear cub he's going to bring. we'll show you how to cook them in 30 minutes or less. then later, their new album is called "strangers to ourselves," a great band, modest mouse from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night, on the show, kim kardashian-west will be here. michael sheen will join us, and we'll have music from yelawolf featuring travis barker. our first guest is an emmy and tony-winning performer who would rather look good than feel good because he cares more about you than himself. his new show, with josh gad is called "the comedians," watch it thursdays at 10:00 on fx. please welcome billy crystal. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? oh, what a beautiful animal. >> good to see you, jim. >> jimmy: good to see you too. male or female? >> i'm not sure. i don't want to get close enough to check. >> jimmy: sure you have to be careful. >> this is what nine quay lewds will do to a white tiger. >> jimmy: it is very calm. >> very calm. little drool but that's okay. >> jimmy: billy, i know we are here to have fun but i want to say i know you are a big l.a. clippers fan and devastating loss last night. thank you for showing up. i mean really -- >> it is -- these games have been amazing. they are exhaustediing i have waited so long to get past a

certain round of the playoffs. i have been going 26 years. i used to go to games and there was a promotional, where anyone could play tonight. a triple double means three were three couples. we were there and so close and now not there. oh, stop. and if you paid what i paid for tickets over all of these years you would go, ugh, too. >> they made you pay for tickets back then? >> speaking of -- all of these animals d. >> jimmy: a lot of animals backstage. >> we have an animal problem at the house. we got home around midnight, trying to calm down. with this drought, all of these animals are coming out around where we live. >> jimmy: to your pool? >> no, we have a pond.

it is an old house with fish. we opened basically a neighborhood bar with a happy hour. and raccoons and coyotes come and don't care about us and they look at us like what are you going to do, come out? i'm a coyote, come on out, i will bite you in the ass. i had fish last night. i'd rather you. apparently there was a fight. and skunks, who are really terrible, well, they spray. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> have you ever smelled skunk spray. >> jimmy: many times. >> it's awful. so we don't know this. and we are exhausted from the game. feeling lousy and asleep and apparently the skunk sprayed in to the air conditioning unit behind the houps. 3:00 in the morning we wake up with this stink in the bedroom. we're married almost 45 years. so we know pretty much everything about each other but

exact same moment we said the same thing, what did you eat? so -- >> jimmy: well, will you have a guy come and trap the animal? >> we had a guy come who looked like he was wearing one of the animals on his head. >> jimmy: i don't believe they relocate the animal. they relocate them to heaven is where they get relocated. >> he showed pictures of nine raccoons and he releases them in the wilds of malibu. >> jimmy: he showed pictures? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like you would know which raccoons. he shot that in the early '80s and tells it to all the customers. it is good that you are alive. sounds like a terrible other deechlt i want to mention your show which is funny. you play yourself. josh gad plays himself. >> josh plays himself. i play myself. >> jimmy: speaking of a skunk smell, there's an episode last week that you guys -- well, you

smoke pot. >> right. >> jimmy: and went shopping. >> in a supermarket. well you have to eat. >> jimmy: did you do research for that role? >> i'm a method actor. >> jimmy: you are a method actor. okay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was wondering. >> grandpa bill's high in a supermarket, twitter lit up. we have a show show, thursdays at 10:00. but that scene was based on based on my real life. i got my actual grandfather stoned. >> jimmy: wow. >> this was a real grandfather. when we had real grandfathers. this is from vienna. he was 65 and looked 85 and smelled 95. i'm home from college. i didn't know he was in the house and i'm smoking a joint and i hear, what do you got, a

wet dog in there? what is that smell? so my grandfather was actually hip orthodox jewish man. we owned this little record store. had his own jazz label. he was responsible for a lot of jazz music. >> jimmy: wow. >> so he was around lot of pot and i said you want some? i kept looking at him going, grandpa do you want some? and said, my ankles hurt. i said they won't hurt after this. two 2:00 little hits about five minutes goes by and he's just sitting there. bill, i am in the mood to buy something for retail. >> jimmy: must have been really high. >> that's how good the pot was. that's how good the pot was.

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daughter and his 5-year-old son max were in kindergarten together. so we were like pta parents together. seeing mel brooks at a meeting seeing him sitting on one of those little chairs at school is like the greatest. over time he and karl and rob reiner who was my closest friend, they are like crazy uncles for me but i never worked with him until this. >> jimmy: this is the first time? >> yeah. i said what is your mt. rushmore of comedy. and well, there's me and the other four faces are different angles of me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: will you and rob wind up like karl and mel? hanging around together? >> i hope so. karl's 93. they have dinner together every night. they watch movies every night. i said what movies do you watch and he we don't remember.

i think we have seen all the bourn identities but i don't remember his ity. we watch a movie where someone sa says "secure the perimeter" but we don't remember. he is so funny. >> jimmy: it is not even natural. >> i hate the word delicious but he's a delicious guy. it is a mallable word. he's delicious. i never got to work with him. i came close. when i was on broadway in 2005, with my one-man show, " 700 sundays" "the producers was across the street. it broke every record. we did a great year, tony, all of that good stuff. i'm exhausted and coming home to l.a. phone rings. billy, hi, it's mel. listen, i have an idea why don't you come to "the producers." you'll be a great match.

stay six or seven months. eight shows a week. we'll pay whatever you want to be paid. just stay and i said mel, i have waited for this call for years and years. i just finished my own show i love you but do i want to be the eighth guy to play max? he said you won't be. you'll be the 12th. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's when you know you made it. when you are telling one of your idols no, i can't do it. >> i know. he's great on the show. it's a funny show. >> jimmy: you have josh gab gad who probably thinks of you in the same terms. >> i'm his mel. >> jimmy: you are his mel. is that a strange thing to be his mel? >> josh is so talented. we have a great chemistry together. rely funny episodes coming up on the show that i'm excited for people to see. he talks about me when we do interviews like he grew up

watching me. like he quotes my stuff. it's like i don't remember it. >> jimmy: right. >> i remember the first time i did his first ever interview. >> jimmy: first ever television interview, i interviewed you and i was so nervous. >> now i sound like mel. you were a chubby guy. >> jimmy: i was pregnant. >> oh. >> jimmy: you were very nice to me. >> you had my album when you were -- >> jimmy: i have your album memorized. i like egg is a great quote. when i go home every bit of all thoof stuff. i always feel weird. people will say -- since i grew up with you and it's nice but also terrifying. >> yeah. i don't know. it's a weird lovely thing. >> jimmy: are you going to stay for the animals? >> yeah. >> jimmy: stay for the animals. we may want to put that away

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: billy crystal is here. our next guest is a zoologist and tv host who considers getting bitten to be a part of the job. just for the record, i don't. agree with that. he's here to delight us with wild beasts and to promote "monster week" on animal planet starting may 17th. please welcome dave salmoni. dave! [ cheers and applause ] how are you? how are you doing. >> jimmy: billy, i forgot to tell you, i'm scared of all animals. so this will be -- that's a cute one, though. >> this is a very cute one. >> jimmy: that's a black bear? >> it's a black bear but not black in color. >> jimmy: i noticed that, yeah. >> the number one thing for both

of you, every bear at this age as i told you off camera they start to bite. what i think you should do. i always offer the opportunity to hold one. >> jimmy: i always decline the opportunity. >> hold him like this. >> i will watch him. swing him if he gets upset. that's what he likes. see how relaxed he is. >> jimmy, throw him. >> jimmy: there you go. billy, you want to try? while he is still calm. hooez he's still calm. your hands are going to be back like that. >> i'm allergic to bears. >> now hold and swing. >> jimmy: that looks great. ♪ lullaby >> jimmy: billy has a problem with skunk and raccoons. >> this would scare away skunks and raccoons. >> can i have him. >> as we tell people they don't

make good pets. this is worse than a skunk or raccoon in your yard. we are encroaching their space a lot and they are in people's yard a lot. >> jimmy: they get in the pools and garbage and all of that stuff. >> they get in to everything. this guy is a great climber as you can see as he will try to climb. >> jimmy: what do you do if you encounter one of these at the mall or in your yard or something like that. >> first thing to know is what kind of bear. grizzly bears attack, play dead. these guys, let me see if i can get her out here. typically they are not going to do anything. you enjoy it. hang on to those for a minute. those are back up. you have to be careful with these guys. if they do attack, they say they are attacking predatorily. they will eat you. >> jimmy: i feel silly being scared of this adorable tiny creature. >> sometimes they need nice hugs. feel the difference of the hair and some of the animals i bring you. >> jimmy: is that hair or fur?

>> fur. >> jimmy: did you get bit? >> yeah she bites. she is not biting hard. >> jimmy: does your fiance bite you? >> not unless i ask her. ow, ow. >> jimmy: you are getting married and having a baby. >> getting married and having a baby. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. yes. >> jimmy: will you have a human baby. >> i'm having a human baby. that's what my wife tells me any way. >> jimmy: will the baby be raised in captivity or the wild. >> that will be up to her i think. >> jimmy: i think we should send the bear back to our pools or garbage dump. >> he is having a good time. >> jimmy: all right. what else do you have here? >> billy is a national treasure, dave. be careful. >> i always tell you how to not get bit. whether you listen is up to you. >> jimmy: you tell me.

>> you have never been bit. >> jimmy: you are the one that gets bit all the time. it is getting more dangerous. >> do as i say, not as i do. this is a serval. yes, serval. i'm going to give you a chance to pet her back. okay. >> she made a sound that was scary. >> jimmy: bad sound coming out of that. >> nice fur, huh? >> i'm going to put her up here. >> jimmy: made very bad noise. you heard it, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the more you back away the more she thinks you are prey. if you run from a predator they will chase her. come up in here and try to pet her back. >> i don't want my face -- her head goes all the way around. it looks like a leopard and giraffe had a baby together. >> there you go. now you can pet her back. >> she is not going to do anything. >> great way to tell if she is

angry the big ears will flip back and she will start to his. >> he's all right. it's a boy. you talk about him having predatory feelings. she wants to get. >> jimmy: something cute and deadly about that. >> great way to show they are not pets they grow up to be predators. this is only one year, so it will get bigger than thicker. >> probably the same height but 60 pounds if it is a male. >> jimmy: these are good for pets? >> terrible pets. all of them terrible pets. my favorite thing about these guys, see the ears, they can hunt with the ears they will nunt grass taller than they are. if they hear something they can jump at it. this guy is such a good hunter it can catch a bird out of the air. the other thing about this guy, i have had worse bites and scratches from these than any lion or tiger. because they are very fast.

>> jimmy: what else do we have? >> more. >> dave, get this animal off of my desk, please. i don't want to get bit. now this is really emasculating. is that why you hire these little cute women to make me look like [ bleep ]. >> animals are nice. this is an eagle owl. you want a chance to hold one. >> jimmy: look at that. it looks like an ugg boot come to life. >> i can help support it. you can feel the fur. or the feathers. >> wow. really good. >> very soft. >> jimmy: the serval will eat that? >> serval would definitely eat that. servals love birds. >> you can hold it. >> the interesting thing about these guys it is going to be the biggest owl on the planet. when he gets full grown it could eat the serval.

>> jimmy: that big? >> yeah. a full-grown female will take little deer. put her on the table. >> jimmy: how big can they get? >> a big female will stand about that high and that thick. >> jimmy: and can eat a deer? >> look around. the camera is tough to get there. see the big talons there. even at 30 days her talons are this big. imagine when it puts on 50 pounds it's going to be big. >> very talented. >> very talented no rim shots. don't do anything weird. this thing could carry a human baby off and eat it. it looks like a muppet but isn't. that's awesome. >> when they get big, cute thing is they will wait at the top of a the tree. if it is smaller than them they are going after it. >> i did that. 1968. >> jimmy: this is the one you need at your house. >> this would be perfect for you. skunks are perfect food because

they like rabbit-sized prey. >> wow. >> i see our producer jason and he's small and i'm fearing he will be carried off. we will have to take a break. monster week starts may 17th on animal planet. dayle dave salmoni, billy crystal. when we return music from modest mouse. not a real mouse. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank dave salmoni for being here. thanks to billy crystal. watch "the comedians." there are grapes leftover if anyone wants any. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their album "strangers to ourselves", here with the song "the ground walks, with time in a box," modest mouse!

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this is a special edition of "nightline." tonight we follow one woman trying to find her birth mother against nearly impossible odds. >> thank you very much. >> reporter: it has been four decades since she was put up for adoption. >> it would almost be too painful for me to hope that, gosh, she might be out there looking for me. >> reporter: then an envelope arrives. could it hold the key to her life-long mystery. tonight we are there for every step of the journey from the emotional phone call. >> hi is this chris? >> reporter: to the remarkable moment four decades in the making when a long lost mother and daughter come face to