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>> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for coming. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. i appreciate it. so yesterday the big story, at least in the world of sport s was this deflategate, as they call it. i'm sure you know about this. this is the nfl, released the findings of their investigation yesterday in to the under-inflated footballs the patriots used in the afc championship game and found it was more probable than not that patriots employees deflated the balls on purpose and also that quarterback tom brady was at least generally aware that it was happening, which is something he denied. of course the response to this has been divided. some people believe the patriots are cheaters, who should be fined, penalized and possibly meant to forfeit the games and other people are from boston.

[ cheers and applause ] the owner of the patriots, robert kraft, was very upset. he said the findings lack hard evidence. tom brady's dad blasted the report. he said the nfl is trying to frame his son. and patriots tight end rob gronkowski said this. >> all of the behind the scenes that i do for kids, no one wants to expand on that for the kids, the charity events. no, they are worried about the story for the deflategate. you know, these sure aren't deflating. these are only inflating. so get ready because i'm going to be ready. there's only one thing you can deflate -- these nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: makes no sense in any

way, but he's the best. he really is. once he is done with football i could see him as a white house press secretary. meanwhile, while the patriots are dealing with a deflation scandal, the kardashian-jenner family has the opposite problem, inflation. specifically inflation of kylie jenner's lips. you know, after much speculation and specific statement she made to the contrary, kylie jenner finally admitted to using lip fillers to make her lip lips more plump. which is like the smurfs admitting to be blue. these are her original lips and these are what her lips look like now. you can see it is not the most shocking revelation by a jenner this year, but it does mean she was not telling the truth. i thought her lips swelled up because she was allergic to something, like work. but it turns out they injected

something -- [ cheers and applause ] by the way, the big lips caused a trend on social media called the kylie jenner challenge. girls were trying to replicate her lips by sucking their lips in to a bottle or glass to swell them, which is dangerous. some kids had to go to the hospital. so kylie said stop doing that. she said my lip s are natural. just be yourself. now she admitted she wasn't telling the truth, we don't know what to believe. >> the media has been a buzz. kylie jenner's lips. are they natural? she said they are but kylie jenner lied. if we can't trust ky-ky, who can we trust? did american astronauts really land on the moon, was 9/11 an inside job, is iggy azalea really the realist. is snug i can a blanket with

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specifically that had to issue an apology today because of the name they gave a newborn monkey at the zoo. this is the monkey, cute monkey. i knew you were going to say that. i swear to god, i told the guys upstair that's will say aw when the monkey comes up. they named her charlotte after the new roil royal baby in england and people in japan got angry. the zoo was flooded with angry calls and e-mails. can you imagine calling a zoo to complain about what they named a monkey? when you think about it, this monkey will be fed and housed in comfort for the rest of its life. the only thing it has to do is get looked at by people. the same thing as what a member of the royal family does. [ cheers and applause ] but the zoo now has apologized and they are going to consult the british embassy to find out what to do about it. meanwhile, if you remember william and kate named their first kid after curious george

which is a monkey, by the way. i think that makes them even. i want to give thanks for a moment to the crew at fox 2 morning news in detroit whose broadcast yesterday earns them tonight's reward for excellence in reporting. ♪ >> 7:02 already this morning. just flyin' by like this week. it is wednesday, right? >> i think so. >> hump day. >> hopefully we will have a dry hump day. >> oh, dry hump -- i got ya. >> jimmy: we only have those in california because we're dry. so earlier tonight on abc we had a new episode of "scandal." i have to say, i don't know what is going on with me lately but i have been having strange dreams that involve the show "scandal," coincidentally they happen on thursday nights when the show airs. i had another one last night. this may be the weirdest one

yet. i was riding through outer space with scott foley. we weren't on rocket ships. we were on manatees. >> are you enjoying your ride on spaceman tee. >> yes, i am, scott, i am. i think my manatee is hungry, though. >> how do you know? >> jimmy: he sent me a tweet. >> better give him sea grass. >> jimmy: i don't have any sea grass. all i have is a couple of wads of salt water taffy. >> that should work. salt water is from the sea. >> jimmy: that didn't sound right to me but scott was holding a degree in marine biology so i had no choice but to believe him. when the fed the taffy balls to the manatee, things went bad. >> better land before we die. >> jimmy: so we did land them, on the moon. >> later bitches. >> jimmy: we watched the

manatees fly back to their mothership. >> now we're stranded on the moon. >> jimmy: what should we do now? should we have snacks? then an astronaut showed up but it was bellamy young and she had a tray of moon pies. >> you have to eat moon pies on the moon because that's when they are the freshest. >> jimmy: so we ate the moon pies. they were good. >> you know what, i just thought of something if i get fat from moon pies my body won't be ready for bikini season. i'm really upset right now. ♪ really upset. well, i guess we can work off our moon pies by doing the moon walk. >> that's right. the dance we are all great at. >> jimmy: and everyone was having a really great time moon walking. ♪ >> jimmy: and then that's when i

woke up. so -- you know -- [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, what do you think it means what do you think that means? two at once, really? the one wasn't enough, huh? really can't talk, can you. >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: okay. thank you. when we come back, this will be good, we will ask kids on the street who they like better, their mom or their dad in preparation for mother's day. that and this week in "uncensorship. "so stick around ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. it is great to see you again. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from brandon flowers, from "pitch perfect 2" mother's day is on sunday. mother's day is the day of course on which we celebrate the women who gave us life by watching them eat eggs benedict. guillermo, what are you doing for your mom on mother's day. >> guillermo: i'm taking them to dinner. >> jimmy: where are you going to dinner? >> guillermo: i don't know yet. we haven't made a reservation. >> jimmy: who will make the redder is vags. >> guillermo: yeah. >> and you will pay. >> guillermo: of course my grandma, mom and wife. >> jimmy: they say americans -- i don't know what think spend in mexico on mother's day but americans will spend an average of $173 per mom on gifts this year, which is a lot. you know what is a cheap gift

for mom, try to go through a day without rolling your eyes when she says something. [ cheers and applause ] you know another good gift, may want to write there down. listen to one of her voice mails all the way until the end. it can be hard to figure out what to get your mom for mother's day. fortunately, the moms of world, or a few of them have come together to tell us specifically what they would like this year. >> i'm a mom. >> i'm a mom. >> i'm a mom. >> i love my family. >> i love you. i really do. >> i appreciate your sweet homemade gifts on mother's day. >> but i have to be honest -- they are terrible. >> what the [ bleep ] is this? >> i don't want the gift your teacher forced you to make me. >> i'm your mother, not your mouther and happy has two with "p"s. >> you know what we really want? >> we want to get drunk with our

friends. >> so drunk we don't remember we have kids. >> we want to get hammered, and we want to sleep. >> the last time i slept in past 8 a.m., moesha was still on tv. >> we want to get drunk and talk about the size of ben affleck's [ bleep ]. >> base on what i saw in "gone girl" it is about this big. >> so this year for mother's day, please. >> please the only gift we want to be is to be left alone and ben affleck's [ bleep ]. >> some of us have a surprise for father's day, too. this is interesting. they did a survey and three out of four children would rather spend time with their mom than their dad. maybe if dad would have tried to breast-feed us every once in a while things would be different. $12.5 billion on father's day gifts. that means father's make only 66% of what mothers make for the

same amount of work. maybe not the same amount of work, but -- i'm always suspicious of polls like. this i decided to do our own. we went on the street and asked kids who were with their parents and asked in front of their parents which they loved more. this is what they said. ♪ >> what's your name? >> evan. >> who do you love more, your mom or dad? >> my mom. >> mom? why do you love mom more? >> because she's nicer, i think. >> why can't you stand your father? >> i don't know. sometimes he is rude i guess. >> what's your name? >> matthew. >> matthew. who do you love more, your mommy or daddy. >> my mommy. >> who do you love more, your mom or dad? >> both. >> but only one life preserver to throw them. who's going to get it?

>> mom. >> can i ask you a question? >> yes. >> who do you love more, mommy or daddy. >> mommy. >> why? >> daddy. >> who do you love more your mommy or daddy? >> mommy. >> why does he hate you? >> he just loves her more. >> is that true? >> yeah. >> let me ask you this, would you trade your dad for spiderman? >> okay. >> who do you love more, your dad or mom? >> both. >> a zombie is going to come and eat one of your parents, which parent do you want the zombie to eat, dad or mom? who do you love more, your mom or dad? >> my dad. >> your dad. >> who do you love more your mom

or dad. >> both. >> both. imagine a piano is going to fall on one of them, which do you want the piano no fall on? >> pick one. >> you have to pick one. >> dad. >> why would you want the piano to fall on dad. >> sorry dad, you better back away. ♪ >> jimmy: sorry, dad. it is thursday night which means it is our tradition to bleep and blur the tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> did you just tell floyd mayweather [ bleep ] you? >> yes, [ bleep ] you. >> 14 guys on the stage here, you guys [ bleep ] me every day. this is the greatest [ bleep ]. >> any vacation i [ bleep ] the entire time. >> if you never had to [ bleep ]

again. >> that would be success. >> hillary clinton will [ bleep ] your mom on mother's day if you win an on-line contest. >> this horse has been a special horse since the day i [ bleep ] him. >> i wouldn't let you feel me up, though. >> i was at the beach with my boyfriend and her son and saw a little boy [ bleep ] a sea lion as he was trying to get out of the water. >> i don't know what the [ bleep ] people are thinking. >> i went to open my door and he [ bleep ] from behind. when he [ bleep ] me i fell to the ground. >> how did he [ bleep ] you? >> it is done. it's [ bleep ] time. >> really great blooking [ bleep ]. we will be looking flawless. >> [ bleep ] your mother. >> here we go. miss baker. i love to [ bleep ] [ bleep ]

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it comes out may 19th. it is called "the desired effect." brandon flowers from the at&t outdoor stage. we will be visited by elizabeth banks, amy schumer, paul giamatti, marc maron, chris "ludacris" bridges, science "bob" pflugfelder, and we will have music from jose gonzalez and earl sweatshirt backed up by bad bad not good. join us for that next week. our first guest tonight is a great actor, everything he does is good. in fact, in a way if . his very funny new movie "the overnight" opens in select theaters june 19th, please say hello to jason schwartzman. [ cheers and applause ]

>> how are you? >> jimmy: good. you are very beardy. you have a heavy beard. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's something else. >> more than welcome to reach out during the interview and touch it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> absolutely. not a problem. >> jimmy: i would but i will tell you earlier this week that said beards are filled with human feces. >> really? >> jimmy: you know how they say human mouth is -- dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth. >> yes. >> jimmy: a dog's butt is cleaner than a human beard. >> oh, no. well,ly shave it. i moon, i'll take it off if it freaks you out. >> jimmy: i don't feel any germs a all. >> it feels clean. >> jimmy: do your kids like it? >> the 1-year-old is out of control. she's grabbing most things and really hurts me. show hurts me more than most

people do. one time -- i think my 4-year-old thinks it is a joke she's attacking me but she really one time hurt me. i couldn't get her off. you can't push a 1-year-old off of you. your reflexes, like this is -- we have to gently worm your way out of that situation where you are essentially being held down by a 1-year-old. it doesn't make sense but i was on the ground, on my back with a 1-year-old twisting my chin hair. i was like -- i want to tap out. there was no -- >> jimmy: when you are able to control that natural impulse. i was holding -- my oldest daughter was a baby. i was holding her above my head and she had her mouth hope and i had my mouth open and you can imagine what happened. my first impulse was when she started to spew in to my throat, you know when you shoot and fire at a clown and the balloon with the water and the balloon pop s. >> yeah. >> jimmy: just like that with vomit. it was hitting my tonsils.

>> oh. >> jimmy: so my inclination was of course throw her across the room. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what, i didn't. >> you held back. >> that's why we are great fathers. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i bet you are a fun father. are you a fun dad? >> i try to roll with the punches. i love my -- my 4-year-old for instance is in to baking. that's what she would like to be when she grows up is a baker. it is cute. i get her baking books. instead of reading books, like stories we look at things we will make together. >> jimmy: you read recipes. >> you we read recipes. >> jimmy: are you a baker. >> i am not so it doesn't run in the family. the day i got home and she said daddy, today we are making cookies. i don't know how to do this but let's do it. that's the kind of dad i am.

i want to do it. i'm a vegan myself. she's not. i thought we're going to make some healthy cookies and do this right. i go on-line. i type in vegan treats. she holds up a gingerbread cookie cutter sceand says we ar making gingerbread men today, daddy. and it is not christmas. but christmas is inside so i go with that. we start to make the gingerbread man and i'm making this dough. the thing about baking, if you are a lot of bakers here, it is so specific, the measurements and we have every type of tool in our house except a tablespoon. that seems to be the one thing you need the most of. i'm terrible at math. i'm literally like googling -- it will say 4 1/2 tablespoons. i'm trying to figure out how many 1/3 teaspoons to equal 4 1/2 tablespoons.

my daughter is like doing stickers and deserted me in the other room. what happened to our team here. any way i make kooe these cookies and it is smelling really good in the house. i'm really excited. my wife comes home and the house smells like i know what i'm doing. i put everything in there. in the recipes a lot of things are optional. nutmeg optional. i don't know the word optional. i'm going for it. the cookies come out and they look beautiful. >> jimmy: okay. >> when i take them out of the oven to say they cracked an broke in to a million pieces is an understatement but my daughter is excited about it. they were destroyed. my daughter takes it, puts it in her mouth and the look of sadness -- the letdown that i saw in her face and her mouth, and she said, daddy, these are really healthy cookies, huh? i said, yeah, they are. and she said, mommy try this.

give me good when you put a lot of icing and jelly beans on it. and i thought they were good. i gave one to the 1-year-old to see what our 1-year-old would do, and she is like -- and then oh, man this is not good. i'm starting to realize these are terrible. then i offer one to our french bull dog who refused it on sight. he could smell it. i loved the cookies so much and i felt so alienated in my house eating these cookies all by myself and mad at my daughter, you can't judge these cookies and you are doing a sticker book with anna and elsa. and i'm making cookies. i went to get them and they vanished. they have been thrown out by someone in the house. i think it was the dog but i'm not sure. i will bake with my daughter if she needs me to. i'm that kind of father. >> jimmy: that's a heart-breaking story.

>> sadness. you don't have to clap. it is not worth clapping for. >> jimmy: someone should make that in to a film. sad little baker. >> i would like to be the sad baker. >> jimmy: have the cookie monster come to your house and have him reject the cookies. >> i'd love to meet the cookie monster. i love the cookie monster. >> jimmy: he doesn't want to come to your house. jason schwartzman is here. his movie is called the kwoefr night. we'll be right back. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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>> is that -- is that what i think it is? above you. >> the series is called portals. each painted from life. lucky enough to have my best friend a models. 50 bucks if you can guess which is mine. >> butt hole? >> that is jason schwartzman in "the overnight" which i was fortunate to see a screening my wife and i and we loved it. it is a weird, funny movie.

>> yeah. thank you very much. you liking it means a lot. >> jimmy: i loved it. one of the things i enjoyed is you and adam are nude in much of the film. >> yeah, we're naked in the movie. >> jimmy: yes. >> basically adam and taylor -- adam scott and taylor shilling, they are a couple that moved to los angeles. they don't know anybody. they have a little kid and their little kid meets my little kid at the park and i say why don't you come over and we will have a pizza party and we will show you the neighborhood and give you the 411, the 911, whatever number we got. show you the one on one -- the 45 -- so i -- any way they come to what they think is a dinner party and i can't reveal too much more. we know there is nudity. so we can jump to that but it becomes a night that a lot comes in to question. >> jimmy: a night to remember. >> a night to remember and it's crazy because there's a lot going on in this movie.

when i got the script -- well, i'll keep that. >> jimmy: what happened? >> there was a deadline to finish this. they needed an answer about me being part of this. i'm a slow reader. i had read -- i had read a lot of it, and i loved it but i was getting a call they need an answer. they need an answer. and they loved it. i wanted to be part of the movie and then i called adam scott and said i'm in. he said great. he was so excited. he put me in touch with the director. i called the director. i love it. it is so funny. i haven't finished it yet but i'm so excited about it. he said, whoa, you haven't finished it? i said, no. i'm in. you need an answer. i'm in. he's like, you should read the end of it, though because there's a -- quite a lot of crazy stuff happening. >> i said, i'm a big boy. i'll read the script and finish it. you go ahead and give them my sizes. like super tacky. any ways, to say the at least, i

would have done it any ways but there's quite a lot at the end. let's just say that. >> sure is. >> there's nudity, male nudity. >> jimmy: finally somebody is doing male nudity. i have been waiting so long. well, the movie, if we can't give too much away because it will ruin it but it is very funny and crazy. it is called "the overnight." it opens in select theaters on june 19th. jason schwartzman, everybody. we will be right back with ha hailee steinfeld . ♪ chase freedom.

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>> jimmy: how are you doing? i think you got taller than me since the last time you were here or something happened. >> i'd like to think. that i think it might be my shoes. >> jimmy: i got you. you pulled a really crazy april fool's day prank last month. i mean, this is one that even i would have advised you against. >> right. i wish i could say i guess i did participate in it. >> jimmy: you did, yes. >> i was having a conversation with my friend joe jonas over text. so those are always misleading and you don't know -- any way. >> jimmy: some of the context gets taken out by text. >> we were basically talking about how i hadn't pulled any pranks yet and he had been getting people all day. and he said i got this. a couple of minutes later my

phone is blowing up notifications from twitter and he tweeted that i -- >> jimmy: he tweeted -- are you putting it up. yes, he tweeted fetus. >> that's what he did. he helped me out. the best part is neither one of us chose to say april fools. >> jimmy: oh, really. oh. >> april fools. >> jimmy: you are a little late with the april fool's. but congratulations -- there's no baby for the record. >> no. >> jimmy: you are about to graduate high school? >> i am. i can't wait. thank you. >> jimmy: i bet. where did you go to high school? >> i have been home schooled. >> jimmy: you have been home schooled. >> since 6th grade. i won't technically have an actual graduation. >> jimmy: i see. you won't throw your hat in to the living room? >> no. but, no. i did it in a movie once. so i guess -- >> jimmy: that kind of counts. in "pitch perfect 2," your

character is like -- >> also graduated high school a freshman in college. >> jimmy: that's better than really graduating, movie graduating. don't you think so. >> i agree. not that i know the difference but. >> jimmy: you missed out on that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to tell you something i graduated with a bunch of kids and we wore robes and sat out in the sun. it wasn't that great. really, you didn't miss a lot. as long as you have the excitement of hanging out with your friends afterwards and celebrating. >> right which i think i will have. >> jimmy: yeah. do you -- well, you don't have classmates. you have the maid at the house? >> parents, dogs. mother. >> jimmy: pizza delivery guy or something like that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you get to go to prom or anything like that? do they have any kind of home school? >> you are touching a soft spot here, jimmy. >> jimmy: i didn't go either but for different reasons. >> okay. are we going to talk about it?

>> jimmy: i think you can assume what they were. mostly based on my popularity and appearance. but you -- your reasons were different than mine. let's just say that. >> i didn't get asked to prom. you have to get asked to go. it is funny, one of my best girlfriends -- oh, thanks. one of my best friends went to prom two friday nights in a row. two friday nights i was chillin' hard by myself. >> jimmy: two different proms. >> two different proms. >> jimmy: i don't think that is legal. >> but the friday after that i attended the met ball in new york. so -- >> jimmy: i guess when beyonce is there it is better than the prom. >> i think so. maybe. >> jimmy: by the way your singing is very good in this movie. i didn't realize you were a singer. >> i didn't either. it is not necessarily something -- i'm not really a trained singer. i have had a handful of vocal lessons, but this has given me an opportunity to kind of take

it more seriously, which has been exciting. >> jimmy: has it? do you take singing lessons now? >> no, i should. >> jimmy: when you say you are taking it more seriously, you mean in your own way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm more confident. >> jimmy: you are just thinking about it. were you nervous about singing? >> so nervous. >> jimmy: really? >> the first time i sing in the movie is when i awe diludition e bellas to become a bella. i had pre-recorded my audition. on the day when we were filming that for some reason i couldn't for the life of me match the recording. >> jimmy: they record this them in the studio and you mouth along. >> to make it easier for everyone. >> i couldn't match it so i sung it live really. the first time that you will hear me sing live i will be singing live, which is terrifying. >> jimmy: was it really? >> it was really, really. we were well in to shooting. i knew everybody. it wasn't like i just met them and now i'm singing in front of them. >> jimmy: they are all great

singers, too. >> really good singers. >> jimmy: like fwhg a karaoke-type situation but nobody is drunk. >> everybody is present. >> jimmy: you did a great job. did you get more comfortable as it went along. >> i did for sure. i think by the end, by the end of the shoot, when we shot our finale, it's one of my favorite scenes. we shoit over the course of a week and did it for 500 people and at the end 2500 people. by that time we like -- i kind of felt like a rock star. it was only for a week. so it was good. >> jimmy: a lot of fun. congratulations. a lot going on in your life. hailee steinfeld , everybody. see her in the movie "pitch perfect 2" starting may 15th. we will be right back with brandon flowers. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

ooo come on everybody, i think this is my grandson. [lip syncing] ♪little girl you look so lonesome oh my goodness. ♪i see you are feeling blue ♪come on over to my place ♪hey girl ♪we're having a party happy birthday, grandma! ♪we'll be swinging ♪dancing and singing ♪baby come on over tonight >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. thanks/goodnights >> jimmy: i want to thank jason schwartzman, hailee steinfeld and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of

time. "nightline" is next, but first, his new album "the desired effect" comes out may 19th here with the song "can't deny my love," brandon flowers. ♪ open up till the night our bed is underneath a heavy moon cast a doubt like a shadow walking through ♪ ♪ the corners of the room i always thought i have a full tank to go but not tonight you're not alone ♪ ♪ i always thought i'd find my own way ♪ ♪ what's going on in your head now was it something i said ♪ ♪ i know that you've been living in the past what's going in your head

now maybe something i said ♪ ♪ it's driving me crazy and you can try to lie but you're not gonna not gonna deny no ♪ ♪ you're not gonna not gonna deny my love and you can run to the hillside and you can ♪ ♪ close your eyes but you're not gonna not gonna deny no you're not gonna ♪ ♪ not gonna deny my love you can't deny my love ♪ ♪ the eyes of god are watching over us so we don't break the golden rules ♪ ♪ the seven seas have we learned or are we sailing on a ship of fools ♪ ♪ i always thought i had a full tank to go but not tonight you're not alone ♪

♪ i always thought we'd get there someday it's driving me crazy and you can try to lie ♪ ♪ but you're not gonna not gonna deny no you're not gonna not gonna deny my love ♪ ♪ and you can run to the hillside and you can close your eyes but you're not gonna ♪ ♪ not gonna deny no you're not gonna not gonna deny my love you can't deny my love ♪ ♪ ♪ when you close your eyes tell me what you see locked up in your room is there any room for me ♪ ♪ in the spoil of your mercy in the reverence of your bed in the cradle of the ♪ ♪ morning what was it that you said what's going on but you're not gonna ♪

♪ not gonna deny no you're not gonna not gonna deny my love and you can run to the ♪ ♪ hillside and you can close your eyes but you're not gonna not gonna deny no ♪ ♪ you're not gonna not gonna deny my love you can't deny my love my love ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ♪ i've been working overtime and i can't get you off my mind i sleep in the ♪ ♪ pouring rain when will you come home again ♪ ♪ spinnin' like a gravitron when i was just a kid i always thought that things would change but ♪ ♪ they never did spinnin' like a gravitron when i was just a kid i always thought that things ♪ ♪ would change but they never did ♪ i'm hanging on to the end of this rope somewhere on the outskirts of hope ♪ ♪ life without you not around

another kid in lonely town and i'm ♪ this is "nightline." tonight, isis productions. a sophisticated social media campaign waged by terrorists. how they are getting seemingly average americans to sign up for their bloody war and why it is actually working. ♪ plus, a new day for mariah carey. her career has been filled with number one hits already. now our michael strahan has an exclusive backstage pass to number one to infinity as the star singer starts her next chapter. tonight she's moving on and adjusting to life as ain