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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm glad you are here. we have a big show tonight with michael sheen, yelawolf and kim kardashian-west is here. this has been a weird week for kim kardashian. for the first time in her life she is the second most newsworthy woman in her family. kim is here because -- kim's here because she has a new book out. that's right, a book. this is it. it is called "selfish." it is 400 pages of pictures she took of herself. you know how you can't judge a book by its cover? this one you can. this is a good thing to have around in case instagram goes down.

we will get in to that with kim. instagram has a new feature where you can search for images by emoji, the cartoons that will eventually replace words and language. but they decided to block the eggplant emoji. this because they believe it is sexually suggestive and could lead to people using it to represent a certain part of the male anatomy. i won't say which but -- i think eggplant emojis are the modern version of spelling the word "boobs" out upside down on your calculator. people can't search for it which is dumb. i think i found a way around it. if you are looking for one instead of an eggplant, search for egg and plant. [ cheers and applause ] i don't really use emojis unless i'm joking around but the eggplant emoji is a little more -- i am more realistic than that.

i use a baby carrot. it is crazy instagram is banning the drawing of an eggplant. it is not like we are using emojis to make a grocery list but that would make sense. i wonder how many people think of sex when they see a cartoon eggplant. to find out we went on the street to show people the eggplant emoji today and let's see what the first impression they got was. >> excuse me, what does this look like to you? >> eggplant. >> what does it look like to you? >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> an eggplant. >> eggplant. >> what does this look like to you? [ bleep ] eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> like a squash with a green hat. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> eggplant. >> excuse me, what does this

look like to you? >> i'm too high to know what that is. but that looks like a penis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: poor michelle obama, the eggplant emoji is the closest thing most of us got to eating vegetables and now it's gone. the food and drug administration approved a shot that gets rid of double chins. it is called ciabella. i'm not sure how it is pronounced and it is injected in the chin and supposedly dissolves fat cells. they say it dissolves fat cells on contact. if that is true, i don't know why they are limiting it to the chin. i want a jacuzzi full of the stuff. it's supposed to be available to the public in june now you can have a skinny little head on an enormous body.

for that bowling pin look that we are all -- the world cup is three years away but searching for a mascot. it will be held in russia. they are asking people to come up with ideas for the cute mascot that goes on the merchandise. the russian government said be creative and there's no limit on flights of fancy but be sure to include a return address so they can arrest you in case your idea is too fancy and crosses in to gay. no matter what country they come from, the mascots are terrible. last year in brazil, this was the mascot. looks like a space armadillo. the 2002 south korea and japan came up with these terrifying creatures. i'm not sure if it is supposed to get people excited for soccer or give nightmares. france had a chicken. in '96, it was in mexico and the mascot was a jalapeno pepper.

with a sombrero. [ cheers and applause ] and in 1970, the world cup was also in mexico. the mascot was this, which -- i think that is you as a baby, guillermo. >> i think so, too. yeah. i think it is. >> jimmy: so russia has its work cut out for it. why would a russian mascot be anything other than a bottle of vodka? the little bottle of vodka that plays soccer. uber is reportedly working on a delivery service for people who buy stuff on-line. a same-day delivery service for purchases. it is in the planning stages but said to be in talks with high-end retailers like tiffany's, hugo boss and louis vuitton. they would use the same drivers that pick people up to pick that stuff up and bring it to you. if you have always wanted a piece of louis vuitton luggage

delivered to you in a nissan versa with cloth interior, you are in luck. they should start a service that delivers bad news. a guy comes to your house, knocks on the door and says your grandma died. will you please give me a five star rating? thanks. they could fire people. break up with people. i'm here to tell you no one at work likes you. this is where -- you know, it's almost not fair to show a clip from "maury" because the program itself is inherently ridiculous. there's a guy named michael on the show who doesn't believe he's the father of the child. if he did he wouldn't be on the show. this michael is something special. >> i'm 51 years old and jennifer is 29. michael jr., he looks spanish. last month he looked me in the

eye and said, que pasa. >> jimmy: maybe the kid is watching "dora the explorer." if you listen to michael's line of thought he has a reasonable explanation. >> playing with the little fella one day and i say little things to him. at one point i said something to him and i could have swore that little guy looked at me and said que pasa. >> if a child is born spanish, he will learn to speak spanish. >> jimmy: it is true. [ applause ] they did a dna test. it revealed that michael is the father of michael jr. of course he's the father. why else would the kid be named michael jr.? are you planning to watch the fight over the weekend saturday night? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mgm in las vegas. floyd mayweather and manny pacquiao.

for the unified welt wither weight title. they estimate the fight will be seen by more people than any fight in history that did not take place between jay-z and his sister-in-law in an elevator. [ applause ] didn't have to pay for that. no matter who wins, both fighters will walk away with a large chunk of money. mayweather and pacquiao agreed they are splitting the purse 60/40. mayweather could make $180 million on saturday. you would think for that much he could pay somebody to fighter for him. boxing is a violent sport, but it is not half as violent as unboxing. unboxing is when you unboxing is when you buy something like a toy and you have to take it out of a box. there are a lot of unboxes videos on you tube but they are popular. people like to see how things come. i don't know why they are popular. we decided to make one ourselves with some help from former heavyweight champion mike tyson. [ applause ]

>> hi. this is mike tyson. we're unboxing. at the moment, we're going to unbox strawberry shortcake. this is very difficult to unbox because as you know they have strong adhesive tape around here. since i don't have box cutter, i must do it very violently but in a good mood. i'm pessimistic pessimist. oh, wow. we have all of these wires here that would be very difficult to get her out of the box but i'm going to try to do this as scientifically as possible. oh, this is beautiful. please forgive me, shortcake. she reminds me of a dancer in vegas named desire. oh, are you okay? i accidentally ripped a little bit of her hair out. now i will comb her hair. as i comb her hair, it begins to look better.

nice. and pretty. and cute. i really like strawberry shortcake. so i'd like to say, i'm mike tyson on unboxing boxes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hearing mike say strawberry shortcake. we have to take a break. when we come back facebook has a scary feature. this week in unnecessary censorship and the finger of shame. so stay right where you are. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. kim kardashian-west, michael sheen and music from yelawolf on the way. i want to update you on my quest to do battle with the rude, inconsiderate, i have been calling it finger of shame. i have been urging people when they see bad behavior to do this basically. this is from a gentleman named romero. who had his son point a finger of shame at a guy who had his crack out somewhere. he posted it to twitter with tthe #fingerofshame. finger of shame is something the whole family can enjoy together. let's look at the next one from nancy. went to clean my teenager daughter's bathroom, opened shower curtain to find this. looks like a real housewives reunion special. our next one -- this is from hot head clothing. this says kid should always carry a pregnancy test in their backpacks. it's a good deal for school.

well, it is prom season. probably for the kid with the boxes of wine. these doughnuts are from christian -- who would do this? look at that. somebody took a bite -- shame on you. if you want a piece, use a knife and cut it out. finger of shame. this is from mbm, gross, no pda while grocery shopping. grossery shopping. don't let them near the eggplant. that could be very dangerous. this is from mrod. christmas lights up and it is may. five months too long. finger of shame. god invented bb guns to take christmas lights off of a house. >> lynn posted this, finger of shame, bad baker of farewell cake. it says flordia or bust. finger of shame. one more from richard martinez

who said he pooped right after i changed him. finger of shame to the baby. who will show this to his therapist one day. thank you, everyone, for giving the finger. keep it up. when you see bad behavior happen in public, don't do anything illegal or put anyone in danger, point a finger and put it on twitter or instagram with tthe #fingerofshame. i can share it with the world. i don't know if you know this but facebook launched a new feature this week. they added video calling to their messenger app. what makes it special, it allows people to video chatting while you are messaging each other. so in other words, now when you are drunkenly facebook stalking your ex girlfriend at 3:00 in the morning you can accident video call her. i don't understand this. literally the worst thing you can do to someone while you are texting is to suddenly video call them. i thought the whole point of facebook was you never needed to

talk to people again. now there's nowhere to go. you can't hide anymore. i feel like facebook is getting smarter and having a conscience and realizing that we are its apps. [ laughter ] right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: someone is on board. it is thursday night and we have a tradition around here. it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments from the week whether they need it or not. it is time for this week in unnecessary censorship. [ applause ] >> a new proposal to [ bleep ] water wasters in their [ bleep ]. >> has one of the avengers thrown [ bleep ] at her former high-profile husband. >> come on now. let's put some [ bleep ] in your mother. >> she has shown us her entire life who she is. so [ bleep ] her. i [ bleep ] her. the president [ bleep ] her.

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tonight on the show, from the new movie "far from the madding crowd," michael sheen is here. michael sheen dates sara silverman who i used to go out. so this could be uncomfortable later on. the album is called "love story" yelawolf featuring travis barker on the at&t stage. you can see yelawolf may 1st at filmore, detroit. next week we will have be joined by ryan seacrest, adam levine, adam devine, brittany snow, jason schwartzman, hailee steinfeld, nicholas hoult, julie bowen, and we will have music from brandon flowers, maroon 5, and the return of our mash-up monday, this is where we combine bands or musicians to make one super band. in the past we mashed up weezer and zz top to form "wee-z top." we had "morris day and the haim," "aloe blaccstreet," "kenny and warren g." on monday, we give you imagine

reo speeddragons with reo speedwagon. the world of music might not ever be the same. it might be ruined. we don't know. our first guest is a famous individual who gets photographed everywhere she goes, and then when she is at home, she photographs herself. this new book is called, "selfish," it comes out on tuesday. please welcome kim kardashian-west. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> first of all -- >> i know. it is way more revealing than i anticipated. i forgot to do the sit test. >> what's the sit test? >> when you try something on and you know you are doing a talk show or night show and you sit down and see -- how it works out and i forgot to do that. >> jimmy: i'm glad. >> i have a serious book to promote and i wanted to look the part and tonight it is not working. >> jimmy: we know who wrote the book by comparison.

it is very good to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you and kanye are not still living with your mother, are you? >> we moved out a couple of months ago. >> jimmy: how long did you live with your mother? >> people didn't understand why we lived with my mom. after a year and a half, she got crazy with us and pretty much -- not kicked us out but was really anxious to get us out. >> jimmy: she was more anxious to get you out of the house than you were to get out of the house yourself? >> she thought i was getting too comfortable and i started to rearrange furniture and order different wallpaper. i was going crazy and making changing. it is better we're out. >> jimmy: it is better. you are in a new neighborhood. i don't know what kind of neighborhood you are in but you tweeted something this week. this is in your neighborhood? >> the baboon, yes. i actually saw it again today.

it is a wild who runs a wildlife preservation and he explained how they take care of animals that are endangered. >> jimmy: in the neighborhood. >> yeah. he lives in the neighborhood but i don't know where all the animals are. >> jimmy: you might want to find out. >> he said they will show up for birthday parties and you can rent them. so i got his card. >> jimmy: is it on a leash or anything? >> it is on a leash. it was a little scary. >> jimmy: i would think it would be. has your daughter seen the baboon? >> i woke her up early this morning. in the morning she has a crazy afro and i took her outside in her pajamas with her crazy hair and half asleep to see the baboon. >> jimmy: did she like it or was she nervous? >> i'm protective so i was nervous. >> jimmy: she fed on that.

>> kanye came out and their friends, they were in the gym. i don't know if so many of us scared the animal, you know. >> jimmy: why, what did it do? it got shy and was hiding behind the guy taking care of him. we got pictures and video but i wouldn't let my daughter get too close. >> jimmy: sometimes you think -- you have a strange life, i bet and then a baboon enters it. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it continues to get stranger. now you are in this new house. kanye does not seem to be the kind of guy that would order a bunch of furniture from "pottery barn." has he taken an interest in decorating? >> he is so in to it. it is one of his new passions. he literally flew to belgium to find wood for our kitchen. he flew to fiji once to get fabrics. he will fly all over the world to find the best furniture, fabrics, architects. he's really, really in to it. >> jimmy: does he know they can

send that to him? he doesn't have to go. >> he likes to look at the factories and takes it serious. >> jimmy: do you go with him on these trips? >> i have not. >> i went in new york. he also likes to look at friend's apartments to get inspiration. i have gone to local things, not too far. >> jimmy: not to fiji to look at fabric. >> yeah. >> >> jimmy: i want to ask about the book and your step father and all of that stuff. kim kardashian-west is here. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we are back yelawolf is on the way. michael sheen is on the way. kim kardashian-west is with us. how is bruce doing? >> bruce is doing really well. he's so happy. i think it's a sense of relief from all of the amazing support he's felt. it's a really brave thing to come out and, you know, be so truthful and to have all of that support i think meant the world to him and our family. >> jimmy: he said that you were very supportive and that you also told him that if he's going to be a woman he's going to need to know how to dress. >> i said the only thing, whatever you do, do not steal my

glam team. they are mine. there are too many girls in this family. i do -- i did tell him that. i said whatever help you need, you know, you have to look and feel your best. if you need anything style wise, glam wise, i'm here to help. >> jimmy: don't let him forget the sit test. >> yes, the sit test. i will now add that. >> jimmy: this book is a lot of photographs of you. you took all of these yourself? >> i did. no selfy stick. >> jimmy: you can see the black pages are the ones where you are naked and a bra. >> i think girls to be honest, they take a lot of nude selfies. i think some of them, i will look back and go god, why would i complain about looking fat. i liked the way i looked then. it taught me to be easier on myself and then some after i had my daughter, i was feeling

myself and back in shape so i took some lingerie selfies. >> jimmy: i see. [ cheers and applause ] do you -- the baboons are back. and you published the photographs that were -- that got hacked that somebody got in to your account. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you figure out how and who got in? >> i'm a little -- i write this -- i spent a lot of time writing captions for everything and i figured i know everything. if i see a photo, i know exactly where i was, what i was doing, what i was wearing, who did my makeup, everything. i have no idea -- it sounds bad and i shouldn't admit that. i have no idea where the photos came from, where i was. i'm like guys do you remember this background or hotel or anything. i pinpointed it down to it was 2010 because i had a white blackberry that was released at that time. >> jimmy: okay. i don't have icloud. it is taken on a blackberry. i'm confused how it was part of

the icloud leak but i'm not going to tell on myself. i just posted it. >> jimmy: mind i show one of these photographs? >> sure. >> jimmy: this one you should look. look at the background there. that's me in the tub. [ cheers and applause ] i will never forget that day. i think it was 2010. what is the secret to taking a good selfie? is there more than one? >> there is. i think lighting is everything. >> jimmy: okay. >> angle is everything and a lot of it has to do with how you crop it. if you don't like something on your body, just crop it. >> jimmy: can i crop out my entire body? >> you can do get moody and do a selfie with dark light and shadows. >> jimmy: if you would like to shoot a book of me i am more than happy to pose. hold it up so you don't have a double chin.

>> i do chin down. >> if i hold it up too high my bald stop will show. >> that's where you crop it. >> jimmy: crop the top of my head out like frankenstein in every one of these. show me how to do it. i will give it to you because you are the expert. >> you need a longer arm. the longer the arm. this is actually pretty good. >> jimmy: i'm going to try not to look at your breasts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so you are cropping part -- >> my face looks a little wide so i cropped part of it. >> jimmy: all right. let's pick up one. let's let the audience select one. you swipe through these things and let's get close. >> that is a sexy look. >> jimmy: there i'm talking.

you are barely in that one. [ cheers and applause ] >> go through the phone. there's nothing worse than when you go through someone's phone and find something you don't want to see. >> jimmy: nothing better when you go through somebody's phone and find something you don't want to see. i think that is a good one if we are going with something. [ cheers and applause ] i'll let you pick it. you are the expert. maybe it will be in the sequel to the book. >> maybe we can do a whole book together. >> jimmy: i'd love that. you should do a book of meals you ate. >> there are some food selfies in there. >> jimmy: all right. tell kanye hello. he said if he needs somebody to go to belgium to look at wood with, i'm the guy. kim kardashian-west. this is her book. it is called "selfy." you can preorder it on tuesday.

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>> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy and gold globe nominee. he is the two-time former prime minister of england, and a guy who really knows his way around a johnson on "masters of sex." his new movie "far from the madding crowd" opens tomorrow, please say hello to michael sheen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: most guys don't get a chance to talk to their ex girlfriends boyfriend on tv and vice-versa but we get the unique opportunity. >> that's right. i'm hoping that all of my ex girlfriends will come out, as well, at some point. line them up. >> jimmy: are there others -- certainly none that i -- >> none other than sara.

>> jimmy: you are dating sarah silverman, who i used to date -- you knew that, right? this is not news to you, i hope. >> no, it's not news. >> jimmy: when sara was here last time she talked about taking you to meet her parents. i don't know it is a weird thing -- it is weirder for me to imagine you meeting her parents than you dating her and i don't know why that is. >> why is that? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't feel jealous about the relationship between you two but i am jealous if you have a relationship with her dad. >> as you know, donald is a man amongst men. >> jimmy: he is a good guy. >> on the phone the other day said to sara, michael is my favorite daughter. [ laughter ] you know, donald is incredibly supportive of sara and anyone involved with sara. >> jimmy: yes. >> before he met me for the

first time, he watched all of "masters of sex" and first thing he said to me is michael, nice tukus which i understand means ass. >> jimmy: has sara met your parents yet? >> yes. they got on fantastically well. they chatted for hours. >> jimmy: she didn't say anything to upset them? >> i don't know. they don't know because they don't understand her and she doesn't understand them. so maybe that is the best. >> >> jimmy: i learned your dad is a professional jack nicholson impersonator. >> he is a jack nicholson look alike. he is genetically blessed but with absolutely no talent. >> jimmy: let's let the audience be the judge. we have a clip of your dad at work. >> hi, everybody. i come from south wales. i have been a personnel manager

for some time. but now i'm jack. >> jimmy: he does look like him. looks just like him. you must take him to a lakers game. have you done that? >> no. when he used to come and visit me in los angeles he would wear a lakers hat and put on dark glasses and my mother would say take that off. people will come up to you. no, no, they won't. because he loves it. >> jimmy: would people come up to him? >> of course. all the time. would say, jack, are you jack nicholson. no, better than the real thing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: has your dad met jack nicholson? >> no, but he has been given the opportunity. because people in britain like tv shows want to get him in front of jack and say whenever there is a film premier that

jack is at in london, they will say we have this idea. we want you to be in the crowd and then step on to the red carpet in front of jack and we will be a shot of you and him. my dad would tell me this on the phone. and say, i don't know what to do. and i'd say have you decided what to do, yes, yes, it's jack's night. he is principled about it. >> jimmy: is this his primary vocation? >> he has always been a frustrated performer. he would have loved to have been an actor. like i say no talent does get in the way. being a look-alike, just overnight, people started to come up -- when the tim burton batman film came out and jack was the joker and people would say to him on the street you look like jack nicholson. then he got an agent and started to do jobs. now he doesn't do it as much. now, since jack is not doing

film so much anymore, so my dad doesn't do it anymore. he has after-dinner speeches. people hire him to do my life as jack. he has so many great stories. >> jimmy: he could make a lot of money outside of the theater. we have a lot of look-alikes out there. bringing 80 to $100 a day. >> listen, if he hears that he will be here. >> jimmy: he's welcome. are you shooting "masters of sex" right now? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think it is a great show. i think it is interesting after dating me sara had to find a master of sex. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] your new movie is based on a book -- are there pictures of kim kardashian in that book? >> there are pictures of kim kardashian in every book. >> jimmy: tell us a little about the film. >> it is a sweeping period romance.

it is shot in england, which is one of the most beautiful places in the world. it is sat in a period where in america the west was going on 19th century britain. a west. >> jimmy: interesting. >> i get to ride a horse, i have a floppy hat. i have a coat that goes like that behind me. i shoot someone. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> and this is a word i have been taught recently and it ends with pokey. >> jimmy: like gumby's friend. >> i have no idea. but your producer told me pokey. >> jimmy: that's jail because when you get in there that's what happens. i don't know why it is called that. i have no idea why it is called that. well, this was weird. [ laughter ] no.

it's very nice to have you here. i'm a big fan of yours actually and please tell donald i said hello. >> i will. >> jimmy: michael sheen, everybody. "far from the madding crowd" opens tomorrow. we will be right back with yelawolf and travis barker. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. get more music from tonight's artists at itunes.com slash yelawolf. on his quest, jack ventured far andthrough dust, fog and rain. until he smelled something legendary. garlic herb butter. jack knew what to do. take the cowboy with him.

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introducing the one-and-only volkswagen golf sportwagen. the sportier utility vehicle. >> jimmy: i want to thank kim kardashian-west, michael sheen. i want to apologize to matt damon. ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, this is his album "love story," here with the song "american you" with help from bones owen, dj clever, and travis barker, yelawolf! ♪ ♪ man you got it all worked out don't you old pair of shoes

never wear your heart on your sleeve 'cause it ♪ ♪ don't go with the suit you got a bad bad woman with a young little pretty face they told you not ♪ ♪ to go get married but you went and did it anyway singin' oh sweet sounds of american you ♪ ♪ never miss a sunday service never got tattoos every time we drive by wavin' i see right through ♪ ♪ doo doo doo doo doo doo you too mama said steer clear of the devil ♪ ♪ so you never played in the road always lookin' on the bright side ♪ ♪ so you never see the potholes you got a house on a hill big news that's a big deal ♪

♪ big party with your big time friends man imagine how that feels singin' ♪ ♪ oh sweet sounds of american you never miss a sunday service never got tattoos ♪ ♪ every time we drive by wavin' i see right through doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ ♪ you too doo doo doo doo doo doo you too i believe in ♪ ♪ the modest dream ain't lookin' for a pot of gold a six pack and ♪ ♪ some good marijuana i can watch my mama roll i believe i can buy a few things ♪ ♪ like a house with a nice pool invite my nobody friends to the party ♪ ♪ and we'll be in it you you got a blue collar father who drinks budweiser out the bottle ♪

♪ 20 dollars an old impala a baby's mama you work hard you don't beg you don't borrow ♪ ♪ night at the factory daytime job at mcdonald's your daddy told you that girl was nothin' ♪ ♪ but a problem but you fell in love cause to you she was like a supermodel ♪ ♪ and they told you not to go get married but you went and did it anyway ♪ ♪ it ain't no problem you make something out of nothing you make money for a living ♪ ♪ pushing buttons digging ditches flipping burgers in the kitchen ♪ ♪ with a vision you been dreaming you been savin' you been givin' nothin' but you take it cause you're ♪ ♪ patient in this prison everybody dissing it ain't them who's gotta live in this skin ♪ ♪ with all these tattoos that you got it [ bleep ] offends them if it's you that i'm speakin' to ♪ ♪ you must be my extension i take my drink up and sip it take my hat off and tip it slum-erican ♪ ♪ oh sweet sounds of american you never miss a sunday service never got tattoos ♪ ♪ every time we drive by wavin' i see right through doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ you too doo doo doo doo doo doo you too ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm not the table you can come and lay your cup down on now i'm not the shoulder for a bag the one that carried ♪ ♪ a heavy load i'm not the road that you take when you looking for a short cut uh i ain't the stepping stone ♪

♪ to be stepping on i ain't nobody's crutch ♪ i ain't the money man ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, home safe home. it's a wakeup call. this 13-year-old fighting off an attacker in her own home. break-ins are easier to pull off than you may think. tonight, we are learning the tricks these predators use from someone who knows all the secrets because he's a former criminal himself. how to protect your house, your valuables and your safety. the god squad. leaving this radical sect is no easy fete. ask this mother trying to get her own kids. >> i had a bad feeling. >> after winning the battle she has to win them over. tonight she shares