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husband. he got cut out of the pictures. which is unfortunate. >> they just like -- she must have sent something out to make sure he's cropped out of every photo. >> jimmy: you guys actually socialized after the game, which was pretty crazy. and this is why you mentioned kobe bryant. >> yeah, it was her first basketball game. >> jimmy: there's you, meryl streep and kobe bryant. [ applause ] this is really her -- was her first basketball game? >> yeah, her first live basketball game. it was -- it was fun, man. she didn't know what was going
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on. so, i was like -- soon as i noticed she didn't know what was going on. don't worry, just come with me. [ laughter ] this is going to be cool. i'm moving around with her. >> jimmy: maybe she's playing dr. j in a movie and doing research. what went on with you guys with kobe and you and meryl? >> well, it's interesting, she has such a strong aura that people are different around her, like, kobe, when i came back there, i was in front of her, he was like, yo, what's up, because i was at the game when he hurt his achilles, and he was like, you know, we got to hang out, because he was -- he couldn't play for a few games, so, we got to hang out while i'm here, whatever. i was like, okay. and his voice got lighter, he was like, hey. [ laughter ] and he just -- i'mot lying. he said, hey, looks like you're going to win again. she was nominated again and it was like -- i was like, yo, you kobe bryant. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.
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you know what, you got kobe bryant and then you got meryl streep and there's no two ways about it. what is your favorite meryl streep movie? >> there's so many of them. >> jimmy: let's go with one. let's pick one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, you see how you get people to jump on this? this is a setup. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think of you as a "mama mia" kind of guy. >> i do -- her legs was out. >> jimmy: that's the one where she had legs, right? >> well, you can see her legs out, like -- >> jimmy: you have a big birthday coming up here. >> yeah, man. i'm -- july 6th -- >> jimmy: july 6th -- 50 turns 40. that's something. [ cheers and applause ] >> man. >> jimmy: do you feel like now that -- i think -- your second album was get rich or die trying and now you got rich. you didn't die while you were trying.
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and do you feel like now, your outlook is different? your music is different? >> yeah, like, you know, when i approach it, i got to work on it, like, because sometimes i write things and it's like -- like, where i'm at, where i'm at right now, and it's like -- no, that makes a lot of sense, take that out. like, you can't -- >> jimmy: what -- >> maturity in your music. >> jimmy: you know how i know you're getting older? when you say you write things, you do it like this, and everybody else goes like this. [ applause ] i'm with you. i'm still going like this. yeah. we're going to take a break. 50 cent is here. he's got a show called "power." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ of squares, and candies made with care. there's the cookie baker down the way,
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♪ da da da da ♪ da da da da ♪ da... sorry brenda. crystal geyser. bottled at the mountain source. da da da. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. we are back. it's our nba game night special. curtis "50 cent" jackson is here. season two of "power", this is your show, it's kind of a soap opera, right? >> well, i mean, it's a scripted drama. i'm excited. i got a chance to work with her from the very beginning develop the characters and things. so many little things are in the story, because of our conversations to -- >> jimmy: things that are based on real people you know? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have people that you know identified -- >> i said, you're lucky i used that, you loser. every time, oh, yo, you think you slick, you put that in there, i'm like, you lucky i used that.
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>> jimmy: have you considered asking your friend meryl streep to be on the show? >> meryl got a busy schedule. >> jimmy: she does. "power" is not particularly -- i don't think family-oriented is a good way to describe it. >> well, it is. watching any film, r-rated film, it's like that. >> jimmy: not for the kids. you did do something for kids, which i think is kind of exciting. and you brought -- this is -- the trailer, i believe, for your -- this movie that you're starring in. >> yeah, this movie, jimmy, i did it differently. i need you to help me promote it. this is a family movie, so, for the kids, they get a chance to check this one out. i'm coming for ice cube with this one. >> jimmy: let's check it out. we'll let the clip speak for itself. ♪ >> and the wolves lose again, 14 consecutive losses. >> you all suck! >> we'll get them next time. >> yeah, right, coach. >> a coach in the dog house. >> if you lose one more game, greenberg, i'm going to have no
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choice but to let you go. >> with only one friend in the world. >> damn! >> but a new game plan. >> i don't know what i'm doing. i should have paid better attention in coaching school. >> is about to be unleashed. >> holy [ bleep ]! good boy. >> this summer -- >> no, i will not allow it. >> show me where in the rule book it says a dog can't coach basketball. >> animals that can't coach basketball -- horse, cow, lizard, goat, chicken, giraffe and that's it. doesn't say dog. >> doesn't say dog. >> from the producers of "air bud," "air bud golden receiver," "air bud seventh inning fetch," and "there will be bud," -- >> i'm not going to be your coach anymore. this is your new coach. coach bud. >> that's a dog. >> deal with it. >> they may be underdogs --
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♪ >> holy crap! that pooch is coaching basketball! >> but where there's a woof, there's a way. >> yes! >> snaps their losing streak. and the wolves win again! that's four in a row. that makes eight games in a row for coach bud. several nba teams knocking at his doggy door. >> we're winning all our games now! >> disney direct to dvd presents -- >> three seconds left in the championship game. it's now or never for the wolves. >> what do i do, coach? what do i do? >> yes!
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>> emmy-award nominee connie britton. academy award nominee paul giamatti. >> hot diggity dog! >> teen choice award nominee curtis "50 cent" jackson. and introduding prince pumpkin spice latte iii in coach bud. >> coach! bud? ♪ [ laughter ] >> that's my dog. >> yeah! the coach is having sex with the principal! >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like he gave away the ending. 50 cent, everyone. watch season two of "power" saturday night, 9:00 on starz. we'll be right back with mean tweets. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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you're our kind of different. devry university. different. on purpose. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. 50 cent is here. you are at the tail end of our nba game night special. you know, it isn't easy to be a professional athlete. yeah, you make a lot of money and you get to play sports for a living, but you are also under a magnifying glass. sports fans can be very tough on
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players, especially on social media. that's why, from time to time, we act to raise awareness to remind ourselves that players are people, too. it's time now for a special nba edition of mean tweets. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm convinced magic johnson has approximately 73 teeth in his mouth. >> people say lebron flops? have you ever seen this little french woman named tony parker? french woman. >> wesley matthews complains about every foul. just go eat doughnuts on the bench, you fat [ bleep ]. fat [ bleep ]? 6% body fat. >> can we make a special called "i hate jalen rose" because i hate jalen rose. >> jimmy butler looks so ugly, bruh, look like a face you put
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on a totem pole, bruh, looking like a tiki mask, bruh. >> jeremy lin is worth probably a half jar of mustard pickles. you're worth a half jar of mustard pickles. >> reggie miller can't dress for [ bleep ]. really? >> draymond green look like donkey from "shrek." >> zach randolph is not so much in basketball shape, rather, he is a basketball shape. yes, i just called him fat. #sports. it's all right. >> mark jackson is easily the most annoying voice on television. well, then there's jeff van gundy. >> yo. jeff van gundy, a fool, lol. i is. >> andrew bogut is so [ bleep ] ugly. he might be the infamous big foot. well, guess we found him. >> imagine the damage steph curry would be doing in the nba
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if he doesn't have such a girly name. #changeittosteve. steve's a terrible name -- shoot, that's my coach's name. >> deandre jordan looks like that uncle at a cookout that sticks his fork in your plate. well, i think that sharing is caring, so [ bleep ] you. >> good-bye, blake griffin, you soft ginger hair colored lindsay lohan freckled face two-headed -- all caps, huh? throw in some lower case next time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thanks to 50 cent, connie britton, paul giamatti, and apologies to matt damon. not that he deserves it. thanks for watching. we have a new show later tonight with joseph gordon-levitt, emmanuelle chriqui, wiz khalifa and this week in unnecessary censorship. we will see you then. [ cheers and applause ]
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this is "jeopardy!" here are today's contestants -- an attorney from cleveland, ohio... a phd student in architectural history from brooklyn, new york... and our returning champion, a character trainer originally from lindenhurst, illinois... whose 1-day cash winnings total... and now here is the host of "jeopardy!" -- alex trebek! [ cheers and applause ] thank you.
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