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♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night." tonight -- amy poehler. and guillermo at nba media day. presented by juicy fruit. with cleto and the cletones. and now, at the buzzer, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live: game night." it's a big night, the series already has the makings of one of the all-time greats. tonight, from cleveland, ohio, game three of the nba finals between the golden state
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warriors and lebron james. the series is -- tied at -- one game apiece after two overtime games. which, by the way, is very expensive for the teams. when the games go into overtime, they have to pay the players time and a half. this is the first time in history that the first two games of a finals series went into overtime. cavaliers won their first nba finals game ever in game two. lebron has been impossible to stop. he had 39 points, 16 rebounds and 11 assists, despite the fact that he got hacked so badly that both china and north korea had to deny responsibility for it. big win for cleveland. they now have home court advantage. lebron was very fired up. he let out a scream, as the game ended, that -- lebron james screamed louder than the kid they burned at the stake on "game of thrones" the other night. afterwards, he did a lot of hand shaking. watch this. james jones. gets some serious dap. that is matthew dellavedova. just a regular hand shake for
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him. and this is what happened on the way to the locker room. you see, to the locker room. one, two, three, four and a fist pump. hug. one, two, three, four, fist pump, hug. white guy. white guy. that is not inclusive at all. [ laughter ] might as well have patted all the white people on the head. [ laughter ] game two was -- was a tough one for league mvp steph curry. curry was 2 for 15 from three-point range. missed 18 out of 23 shots. when a great player has a bad night, there's only one place you can put the blame, and that's the sports drink he endorses. it obviously was not up to snuff. and rihanna was at game one and she caused a little controversy. the owner of the golden state
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warriors decided to upgrade rihanna's seats. he sent his kids to sit in rihanna's seats so she could sit at center court next to him, which is -- which is shaky to start with, but when he did that, he didn't realize rihanna would be loudly cheering for lebron james, so much so that he got uncomfortable and had to move to another seat. i mean, how uncomfortable could he have been? she's cheering. it's a basketball game. rihanna broke into my house in the middle of the night, i had no problem with it. i'm trying to get her to come back. one of the more cherished rituals of the nba finals is the postgame press conference. sometimes they're better than the games themselves. last year, we were subjected to a series of very short, very grumpy answers from spurs coach gregg popovich. but this year, we have the eloquence of cavaliers coach david blatt. coach blatt says uh a lot. so much so that we had no choice but to collect them and do this. >> we kind of dropped and uh. uh. uh. um. uh. uh. uh.
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uh. uh. uh. uh. um. uh. um. >> jimmy: god bless america. [ cheers and applause ] we have a tight but strong show for you tonight. amy poehler is here with us tonight. she's in a new movie, "inside out," which your children will watch over and over and over again. from now until you go insane. also tonight, we have, what has become one of the most anticipated parts of the nba postseason. every year, the nba has something called media day. they give reporters a chance to interview the players on both teams. so, for the past four years we've been sending guillermo to partake in the festivities. and every year, for the last four years, every player speaks to him except lebron james.
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this is from 2013. >> let's see how many times i have to say lebron so he can look at me. hold on. lebron! lebron! hey, lebron? how are you doing? lebron! lebron! right here, lebron. to me. lebron, lebron, lebron. lebron! >> it was very sad. it was like a kid begging his mom for a cookie. and this is from last year. >> lebron! can you take a selfie with me? where's lebron? >> jimmy: people get better pictures with bigfoot. so, will guillermo go uno on uno with lebron james this time around? we will find out later on in the show. guillermo at media day. and we'll be right back with amy poehler, so stick around. points, points, our points. there has got to be a way to redeem our hotel points. i just want to take a vacation. this seems crazy. oh really?
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media day. we have a new show later tonight with chris pratt and abby elliott with music from fetty wap. and we'll be back in primetime on thursday with adam sandler and on sunday with channing tatum and the cast of "magic mike xxl." so, please join us for that. [ applause ] our guest tonight is a very funny lady person and one of america's favorite amys. starting june 19th, she gives voice to joy in the new disney-pixar 3-d animated feature "inside out." please say hello to amy poehler. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always get confused. >> i didn't want to assume. >> jimmy: i like your hair? >> thank you. >> jimmy: new shade. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you like people
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when people ask you about your hair? >> let me tell you. i changed my hair color and that's the whole story. >> jimmy: that's it. >> pretty boring. i'm actually playing black widow on broadway. >> jimmy: are you really? >> no. jimmy: who are you rooting for in the nba finals? do you care? >> okay, well, i have met lebron james before, so, i do feel like i need -- >> jimmy: on "saturday night live," right? >> yeah, he was a -- yeah, he was a host and he was very nice. he did kind of a sweaty sketch with me. i did this character that only was on once, which is not a sign that it was a good character. >> jimmy: which character was it? >> her name was lois, she was a lady from the midwest and she was a life coach and she was -- >> jimmy: i remember this. >> you are so nice. you don't remember it. you're so nice. no way do you -- did you ever see it. >> jimmy: i saw it. >> you did? >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> she had big glasses. anyway -- funny, right? >> jimmy: how did it go? >> it went so well that everyone was like, let's not do again.
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but she used to say, like, she used to give people advice and she said to lebron, like, lebron, use your le-brains. and then he gave me a piggy back. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. he once gave me a piggy back ride. we hosted the espys together many years ago. >> mine doesn't feel as special now. >> jimmy: he won't even talk to guillermo now. really, those were in happier times. >> sorry, guillermo. >> it's okay. >> jimmy: are athletes generally good hosts of "saturday night live?" >> yes. because unlike actors, who, like, you have to kind of pretend to make it feel like it's their idea, like, you have to go -- just, before we keep going, like, what if this character is, like, a little like, funnier in this? and they're like, huh. [ laughter ] with an athlete, you say, don't say it like that just stand over there. they're like, okay. because they're used to, you know, they just want to know what the play is. >> jimmy: that does make sense, actually. >> and they're athletes, so,
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there's no stress about, am i going to do well, because it's like -- all of this is great. >> jimmy: is there really no -- i would think -- >> i haven't gotten into their minds. i've gotten into their dressing rooms and harassed them. and just touched their shoulders and looked at how their shoulders go into their forearms. >> jimmy: they're not nervous? >> well, one time, quick changing next to derek jeter -- >> jimmy: wow, okay. >> they asked me to leave his dressing room. no -- [ laughter ] during the show, and i was like are you nervous? and he was like, yeah. and i realized, like, he's -- bottom of the ninth, two outs in the world series. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> he's -- it will be okay if the taco sketch doesn't go as well as he'd hoped. >> jimmy: you think he'll still be signing balls for kids. no, thanks, not funny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, were you an athlete as a young person? >> yeah, my dad was an athlete.
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he was like a semipro basketball player. >> jimmy: was he really? for whom? >> boston state. which is now part of umass boston. he played for the hamden -- >> jimmy: they paid him to play college basketball? that's what they do. >> he's so short. he's like a feisty point guard. >> jimmy: how tall is your dad? >> 5'10". >> jimmy: that's not so bad. especially in those days. >> i don't think you can get away with that now. >> jimmy: yeah, some circumstances, yes, but -- so, he made you play? >> i played softball and basketball and i was fine until that kind of high school moment where you realize, like, i'm not that good. like, you have to decide if you're going to keep playing it. i was really good with chatter. >> jimmy: on the baseball diamond? >> i always knew where the play was. >> jimmy: you did? play to first. >> always loved to tell everybody where the play was. >> jimmy: what position did you play? >> where are we going after the game, guys? i was always organizing the after party. >> jimmy: that's one of the most important parts.
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>> no kidding. where are we going to eat after the game? >> jimmy: i like that you always knew where the play was? >> play's at second. a lot of chatter. a lot of chatter and a lot of just, like, filling in, like, you know, she hits it deep, guys, just like, a lot of -- i was like, a student of the game without actually having any skill. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: amy poehler is here. her movie is called "inside out." it opens june 19th. we'll be right back. the complex health care system.o and unitedhealthcare has ways to help you find care fast. like an app with an urgent care locator. so, what happened? ah..i got taken out by this car.
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i need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school. >> way ahead of you there. does anyone know how to spell meteor? >> make sure riley stands out today, but also stands in. >> when i'm through, riley will look so good, the other kids will look at their own outfits and bar of. >> joy? >> yes. >> i love your dress. it's adorable. oh, this whole thing, i love the way it twirls. >> jimmy: that is amy poehler as joy in "inside out." it's a disney-pixar movie. always great movies.
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>> it's a really great movie. it's beautiful. and really, really deep and sad and really funny. >> jimmy: is it sad? >> so sad. you are going to cry your balls off. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, that's the thing. it's all, this is cute, there's a tear, i don't want anyone to see it. it's a cartoon. >> pixar is just -- the stuff they make is just beyond -- beautiful movies, you know, animated or live action. >> jimmy: there are so many, it seems like so many people and companies really don't know what they're doing -- >> yes. >> jimmy: with the exception of pixar. >> yes, they are creative geniuses. they take ririsks. they don't rush things. they work together. it's kind of like a utopian society which i've drank the kool-aid. i want to live there. >> jimmy: you play joy, you have to be positive. >> yes.
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that clip is actually a good -- oh, god. i saw my side angle. hold on. >> jimmy: i thought you were cracking your back. >> crack my back for a second. excuse me. i need to crack my back for a second. oh, it's a tough -- it's a tough angle, three. [ bleep ]. okay. excuse me. >> jimmy: give us the overhead camera for the rest of the -- >> that joy -- joy is joyful in the film, but we had to make sure she wasn't coming across as a lunatic if you are happy all the time, you e usually a sociopath, or, you know, you're on a little bit of molly every day. [ laughter ] just like -- >> jimmy: isn't that terrible? my wife's name is molly and i am on a little bit of molly every day. she'd rather i wasn't. well, the movie looks great. >> do you guys make -- you and molly make molly, like, you make love, i know you did once, because you have a kid. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> you guys make molly jokes when you have sex, i'm going to take some molly? >> jimmy: no, no, we don't. doesn't come up a lot in the house. >> try it, dude. whatever it takes. >> jimmy: i try to stay pretty quiet during sex because i know no good can come of me saying something.
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but again, go see amy's pixar movie. it's called "inside out." it opens june 19th in 3-d. we'll be right back with guillermo and media day. amy poehler, everybody. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live: game night" are brought to you by juicy fruit. so sweet, you can't help but chew. ♪ it had to be. ♪ the only one for me is you. ♪ and you for me. ♪ so happy together! now there's a rewards program that lets you earn points at one place and use them at another. introducing plenti. ♪ ♪ when it comes to rewards, there's plenti together. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: well, hello, gang. it is time for the thrilling conclusion to our game three "game night" special. you know, every year, before the nba finals, reporters from all over the world congregate for the event known as media day. are you nodding while i'm talking? >> no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's okay, i just wanted to see --
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>> okay, i am. >> jimmy: you're agreeing with me. as if there's some cause for debate. but this is where the players gather to answer question. every year, our own roving reporter is there. what is your name? >> guillermo. >> jimmy: his name is guillermo. and as he has been known to do, guillermo traveled north to oakland to file this report. ♪ >> i think we just -- this team puts him in a position to -- >> hi. this is my mike. how you doing? >> that's a mike? >> yeah, this is my mike. hey, how are you doing? >> are you serious? >> yeah, i want to say congratulations. >> you're not serious. >> yeah, i'm serious. you speak into the mike. very, very serious. mr. shumpert, one more last question, mr. shumpert. i just want to make sure, can i -- >> no. >> make sure it's --
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>> you playing, bro. i ain't about the playing right now. >> i just want to see -- >> i ain't with the playing. y'all going to have to get him. he playing. >> all right. >> can you sign my net, please. >> you got a pen? >> yes. i think it's tough for me to sign. >> just sign it right here, mr. barbecue, please. >> barbecue. >> love, guillermo. >> love, guillermo. let me see if i can fit this. >> and while we do this, can i -- last question, can i -- >> what? >> look, make you look fat. oh, my god, look! >> i wouldn't get any girls if i looked like that. >> you look like charles barkley. >> oh, no. >> unguardable. >> oh! >> how are you? how are you doing? let me give you a hug for good look. >> all right, come here. good luck. >> all right.
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all right. all right. yeah. so -- yeah, this is -- tough arena. but -- i'm excited to play here. i don't think, you know, juiced up especially with the comment that cleveland has the best fans. you can go home now. >> this feel nice. what disney princess are you? >> i -- >> i'm pocahontas. >> i'm not a princess. i'm -- i ain't a princess. >> come on, everybody's a princess. >> no, no. i'm not. i'm not. i ain't about to get fooled in that. i'm not a princess. >> i'm going to sing a song, and you finish it up for me, okay? >> sing the song and finish for you. >> dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, i made it out of -- >> one more time? >> dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, i made it out of -- >> i made it out of -- my back? >> i'll give you a hand. you have it here. >> to the finals?
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>> yeah, when you play, you have it here. i made it out of -- >> i made it out of my -- i don't get it. >> no! when you play, it's on your back right here. >> thompson. >> no! >> lebron is here. hey, lebron! hey, lebron? how are you? lebron! lebron! i'm here! lebron! lebron! i'm here! lebron! lebron, i'm here! lebron! lebron! lebron! question. is lebron james mean to you like he's mean to me? >> mean to you? >> yeah, he doesn't want to talk to me, he doesn't want no pictures with me, nothing. >> no. he's good to me. we're in a better relationship, probably. >> what is your favorite dinosaur? >> favorite what? >> dinosaur. >> what is that? >> you know dinosaurs? what is your favorite dinosaur. >> i don't know what it is. i don't really speak english. >> me, either. but it's okay. [ laughter ] lebron!
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lebron! hey, lebron! lebron, it's me, guillermo. i try to talk to you for the last four years and you haven't talked to me. lebron, are you going deaf? what's wrong with you? lebron! lebron! hey, j.r.? ask lebron to talk to me. j.r.! >> hey, lebron, you want to talk to guillermo? >> nah, i'm good. >> i have a better idea. lebron, can i fat booth your face? >> what's the movie with the girls, they be singing? >> "frozen." >> "pitch perfect 2." >> lebron, what happened to your face? look, i got it. hey, lebron, look. congratulations for being the mvp. how do you feel? >> i feel good. i'm ready to go. are you giving this to me? >> no, this is my mike. >> this is your mike. >> speak into the mike. i thought you were doing the ricky bobby thing. >> this is my mike. >> i'm feeling great. excited about the finals. we got four wins to go.
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hopefully get it done. >> last question. can i fat booth your face? >> what? >> fat booth your face? >> what does that mean? >> i show you, look. >> facebook? fat booth? >> oh, my god. look. what do you think? >> oh, man. >> i'm going to give you hug for good luck, okay? >> thanks, boss. hopefully it works. okay. love you too, guillermo. >> i love you. good luck, okay? >> jimmy: that's tough man to man defense right there. so, guillermo, who do you hope wins the finals? lebron or steph curry? >> no, steph curry, golden state. >> jimmy: okay, there you go. that's what happens. thanks to amy poehler. thanks to guillermo. we have a new show later tonight with chris pratt and freddie and
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live from the kgotv broadcast center, this is abc7 news. >> curry looking, thoked down and lost the ball and a foul is called against golden state. >> collapsed in cleveland. golden state just seemed off tonight as the dubs go down. >> and the cavs take the 2-1 lead. live team coverage of the warriors in just a couple of moments. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. we begin the abc news a half an hour early. >> and because of our coverage of the nba finals the next episode of "jeopardy" will air on wednesday. >> and now possible thunderstorms heading our way. sandhya patel is tracking the storm with live doppler 7hd. >> as weoo
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