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>> jimmy: thanks for watching, thank you at home, everybody. thank you for applauding us here, especially during this difficult time. i don't know if you heard the terrible news. but earlier this morning here in los angeles, it rained. [ laughter ] i know. hold your loved ones close. it's funny when it rains here. everybody goes right to the closet and gets the rain stuff out, the rain coat, the slicker, the hats, galoshes. it's like people wake up and go oh, thank god, i can wear my galoshes today. and the people who are most excited about the rain are unquestionably are local weather reporters. all yearlong, these people, they have nothing to do. sit in the tanning booth, waiting for something to happen. but when the rain comes down,
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even a little bit, they spring into action, like cheetahs onto a baby gazelle. >> we're out there to cover wildfires, now we have rain. let's show you what's on our live truck. it is june, and we're dealing with some light sprinkles. nothing too heavy, but it's what people at sherman oaks are dealing w the roads are especially slick. it's on the road. >> jimmy: you see that? when it gets onto the road, that's when we have a problem. so our thoughting go out to the people of sherman oaks during this difficult time. have you been watching the nba finals? i hope so. [cheers and applause] because as persons, basketball is an important part of our lives. without basketball, think of all the ridiculous-looking shoes we wouldn't have. earlier tonight on abc, game three of the nba finals, the
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game's happening right now as we tape this show, and it's an important one. when a nba final series is tied at one game apiece, the winner of game three goes on to win the title 84% of the time, according to a group of mathematicians who never touched a basketball. lebron james has been playing exceptionally well, and there are a couple reasons for that. during his post-game press conference today, lebron -- on sunday, rather, lebron told reporters that he has a secret motivation to win this time around, and he wouldn't tell anyone what it washes which is enticing. what could that motivation be? maybe he's pregnant? i hate to start rumors, but that's probably it. when your team makes the nba finals, it's a big deal, especially for a town like oakland where they've been waiting a long time to see the goeltden state warriors to win. we went to oakland, we asked
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people on the street, people who claim to be warriors fans, about fake strategies, fake players. that didn't stop people from sharing their very real opinions in this special warriors edition of lie witness news. >> your name sir? clarence brown. >> are you a warriors fan? >> yes. >> favorite player. >> curry. >> do you think it affects the cavs one-direction defense? >> not at all. >> i mean, is one direction going to be the same without him? >> i think it will be, yes. >> you think it will be the same. >> warriors all day! >> do you think the warriors are going to start l. ron hubbard? >> no. not in my personal opinion, no. >> why is that? >> he don't seem like he does well under pressure. >> now do you feel that stevie
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nix will finally be able to take down lindsey buckingham? >> well, it's a possibility. >> a possibility? how? >> just with the strength. strength. in his experience. >> so who do you feel stronger, stevie knicks or lindsey buckingham? >> stevie nicks. >> lebron said he will be changing his name to michael jordan, what do you think? >> i think he'd want to stay lebron. >> do you think's a good idea to change his name? >> marketing, yeah. >> where were you when you heard this? >> i was watching tv. i was shocked. >> so, lebron? >> nine. >> kyrie irving. >> seven. >> shupert.
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>> seven. >> malcolm-jamal warner. >> six. >> kyrie was in the back for a while. >> he keeps growing as a coach. >> changes progression. >> is it possible for the warriors to penetrate cleveland's tri-tip defense? >> yeah, because nobody can run around and catch steph and klay. they're just going to go in all the time. >> should the warriors use a-1 on them? >> yeah, that's how we should start, start it with a-1 and end it in four. let's go home. >> what do you think of the new finals where one white guy has to be on the court for each team at all times? >> are you serious? you're lying to me. >> i am lying, sir, and i apologize, reverend jackson. [cheers and applause] >> when the hell does that
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happen? jesse jackson hanging out in parking lots. we're coming to cleveland next. you know lil wayne. he took part in a basketball game. it was to support a local anti-violence organization. but unfortunately, during this event, lil wayne got into a fight with the referee. somebody shot video and sent it to tmz. there's lil wayne. the ref blew the whistle. ann tried to take the whistle off. you do not ever try to take a man's whistle off him. some people say he spit on the referee, which they deny. listen in to the end here. >> no! no, we can't do this two times in a row! >> jimmy: apparently, the promoter had another altercation at his last anti-violence event.
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sometimes you have to fight violence with violence. [ applause ] lil wayne has an unbelievable sense of irony. today is a notable day because it is johnny depp's birthday. is he is 52 years old today. so we asked a local fifth grader named luke to give a special presentation to honor him tonight. and here he is. luke, come on out. [cheers and applause] >> hello, everybody. i'm johnny depp. and today is my birthday. i'm a very good actor. i grew up in america. i live in paris. and i have a british accent.
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isn't that fun? i like to dress up like a pirate, even when i'm not in the movies. well, i have to go back to the caribbean now. ta, ta. arrrgh! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: luke, thank you very much. [ applause ] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: somebody should help him. we have to take a break. when we come back -- and we have never not come back. chris pratt and abby elliot face off. we'll be right to create a more advanced vehicle,
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♪ >> jimmy: hello, again. i told you we'd be back. we have so much on the way, including music from fetty wap. but before that, it's time to play "name that famous celebrity." let's meet our contestants. they are both very talented actors who you can see in about ten minutes from now on tonight's show, please welcome abby elliot and chris pratt! [cheers and applause] all right, it's time now to introduce, it's time to introduce the star of our show tonight, i met him outside a movie theater many years ago. he's a man who's devoted his
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life of getting photos of himself with famous people. say hello to >> hello. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you forever. god bless skrchris and abby. >> forever. >> jimmy: now that we've blessed everyone, how many celebrities have you been photographed with? >> almost 10,000 something. >> jimmy: 10,000 celebrities. >> i'm not lying. >> jimmy: everybody believes you. we know. why do you do this? >> i'm happy. >> jimmy: we're going to show how this works so chris and abby get a sense of you and how you operate. tell us who that is. >> i don't know his name, but he's in the movie, they put the
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mask in his face. kuhn air. he's the bad guy, and they put musk in his face. >> jimmy: musk in his face. >> nice guy. >> jimmy: chris has worked with a raccoon as well. >> yes, that th's true. >> jimmy: that's kind of clues you're going to get. we're going to ask you to put your blindfolds on so you cannot see yayaa and the audience. you must describe the celebrity without doing what? >> no name. >> jimmy: do not say the celebrity's name. sometimes you -- >> sometimes i forget. >> jimmy: but do not forget. >> i not forget now. >> jimmy: chris and abby, are you ready to play? >> we're ready. >> jimmy: our first celebrity is who, yaw yaw.
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>> that is the guy with his finger. >> hugh jackman. >> i like him, nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. the next celebrity is? >> she dance with -- >> j. lo? >> more bigger. >> ariana grande. >> she's big, big, big. >> beyonce! >> she won, abby, she won -- >> oprah! >> no. she won music. young girl. she's beautiful. >> taylor swift! >> jimmy: that is right. taylor swift. it's a tie game. there you are with taylor. she's very nice? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and also hugh jackman is nice.
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let's find out who else is nice. who is this guy? >> the guy with the kung fu. he's from hong kong. he play kung fu a lot. he fly in the air. he do movie with brosnan. >> jackie chan! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there he is. tell us, tell us a little something about your experience with jackie chan. >> jackie chan, i eat pizza, i am right behind him. it's the man you scare me. how you scare, and he's very nice. >> jimmy: very nice, everybody. our next celebrity is, who is that man? >> the doctor that make, he with oprah, she make him famous. >> dr. phil! >> jimmy: not dr. phil, very close. >> dr. oz? >> jimmy: dr. oz!
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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there you are with dr. oz. >> he's very nice. >> jimmy: he's very nice. >> i have cancer. he tell me i check your blood. you have grease in your blood. >> jimmy: you had a lot of dwrees in your blood. we gave you a grease change and gave you new blood. >> i hope so. >> jimmy: i hope so too. we have a 300 to 100 game. chris is in the lead. our next celebrity is? >> that guy is who's in the movie "home alone." >> mccauley caulken? >> jimmy: no. >> he was shirtless behind the desk. >> chris elliot. >> jimmy: that's abby's father. >> oh!
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>> jimmy: he is not in home alone. >> i'm alone. >> jimmy: our next celebrity is, yes. >> that that guy who do exercise. he's gay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's not, he's not. >> he do exercise. he's older now. he run do exercise a lot. >> jimmy: he does exer size a lot. chris, chris is ringing in. >> richard simmons? >> jimmy: that is right. >> richard simmons is gay? >> jimmy: he's not. >> i'm sorry, i'm sorry, man. >> jimmy: go up and apologize to richard right there. >> i'm sorry, man. i'm sorry. i don't know. >> jimmy: you're making unsubstantiated allegations. i think we have a winner here, and i'm sorry, abby, but it is chris! chris, are you the winner! dickey, tell them what they won.
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>> dicky: they're going home with a pocket flashlight and a loaf of banana bread. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you abby, thank you, chris. there's no reason to be blindfolded anymore. don't worry, yahya, he's fine. >> hugh jackman! >> jimmy: we have music from getty wap. and we'll be back with more. >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by jill et cetera and old spice. get dad what he really wants this father's day. visit your nearest rite aid today or go to rite aid.com.
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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: tonight, from the new show called "odd mom out" abby elliot is here. and with his song "trap queen", fetty wap. tomorrow night, kit harrington will be here. we'll have music from dwight yocum. and on thursday, two shows. one in prime time before game four of the nba finals, with adam saddler. and it's all happening so fast. please join us u our first guest tonight has already saved both the glaxy and legoland. and thousand he takes on dinosaurs. jurassic world opens on friday.
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please welcome chris pratt! [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's funny that you came out, september you back and introduced you again, but yahya has already forgotten your name. >> he knows i'm a really nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. >> very nice. very nice. >> jimmy: you are a very nice guy. and by the way. i'm very happy for you when i see you doing so well. this might be the biggest movie of the whole year that you're in. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's a big deal. >> yeah. it's, it's, it's a movie that i've actually been, before i even knew i was going to be part of it, it's a movie i was really
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waiting to come out. i loved jurassic park when it came out, it's been 22 years. >> jimmy: so it's been on your vision board. >> i'm a vision board guy. all my goals up there. he's been to my house. he's seen the vision board. right notiin the center was jurc park. >> jimmy: who's the first famous person you ran into when you came to los angeles? >> lance bass. >> jimmy: what year was this? >> this was the year 2000. >> jimmy: okay. >> bye, bye, bye was a big hit at the time. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i moved to l.a. from hawaii. i had nothing to my name. i had a backpack of stuff, and a paycheck that was on its way once i finished this movie i was about to do, and so i got picked
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up by these two p.a.s, she's gals that were in charge of watching me for the night until the next morning until i went and did this movie, and they were like, you want to go to this bar? i was like, great, i wasn't old enough, i was 20 years old, i was hanging out, taking it all in. i'm in l.a. i'm an actor. i'm going to do a movie. it was unbelievable. and who comes in? lance bass. i'm like, damn dude, this is happening. this is the big time. celebrity walks through the door, and people, people were really kind of buzzing and gathered around him. and he was being really -- i didn't talk to him. >> jimmy: very nice. >> he was being very nice. very nice. and then the deejay put on "ain't no lie, baby, bye, bye, bye", and then i knew i was in the city of angels, baby. >> jimmy: you were in bass country. >> i was in bass country.
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>> jimmy: you were bass fishin' for real. >> i was a bass master. he was my first. >> jimmy: i like that. this movie -- >> i love you, lance bass. >> jimmy: i think you were on the cover of all the magazines. >> all of them. very cool. >> jimmy: this is the one that i keep in my bathroom. there you are. [cheers and applause] yeah. there it ises. look at those. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: is that all natural? or. >> everything's natural but the nipples. those are added. i had 40 carat diamonds put into my nipples. that's why they were super expensive, but worth it. >> jimmy: let's put that up on the big screen so we can really enjoy.
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[cheers and applause] did you hear -- [cheers and applause] >> that's quite a pose. >> jimmy: have you heard from your friends, your buddies back home? about this? >> have i heart from my buddies back home? >> jimmy: look, it's a nipple on my head! >> yeah, yeah, man, my first reaction to that was like, oh, no! oh, no! my brother is going to kill me on this one. >> jimmy: older brother? >> yeah, my older brother. >> jimmy: what does he do, your older brother? >> he's a cop. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so he, he actually works for a living. he's a cop. i got a great family. great sister, great brother, and they definitely, they definitely make fun of me when things like this. >> jimmy: what about this photo. this is one of your original photos. [cheers and applause]
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do they make fun of this? >> yeah, that was my audition pour ronald mcdonald, i think. >> jimmy: you remember the show "the greatest american hero"? >>. ♪ believe it or not, i'm walkin' on air ♪ >>jimmy: were you walkin' on air there. >> as you can tell, that guy did not get spray tanned, whereas this guy does. >> jimmy: is this the guy who met lance bass in that bar? >> that's the guy. that was even later. i was even younger. and more innocent when i met lance bass. yeah. that was one of my very first publicity shots. and that, what's going through his mind is not dissimilar to what's going through my mind right now, what the -- what's going on. >> jimmy: wow, wow, what a great stroll down memory lane this was. you can take it down. we've done enough damage.
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oh, no! >> oh, no, hold your fire! hold your fire! do not fire! >> 12 anthonys and animals, they're never going to trust me again. >> haey, hey. i see you. back up. okay. good. good. >> jimmy: that is chris pratt in jurassic world. "jurassic world" opens in imax 3-d on friday. you're like the raptor whisperer there. the big premiere is across the street. >> that's right. >> jimmy: will you watch it with the audience? >> it's my mom's 60th birthday today. and she doesn't know this, but universal made her a great big cake. and i got my mom, my brother, my sister, their significant others
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and all their children and friends of the family. you've got a huge group of friends and family coming to the show tonight. at the end, my mom gets to have a great big 60th birthday cake. >> jimmy: that's great. and it gets you out of having to throw a big party. >> that's right. i look like a good son, when i'm, like, universal? i make it happen. >> jimmy: the kids in the movie are cute. the two little boys. >> they're awesome. >> jimmy: how old is the young boy? >> i think he's 13 now. he actually had his 13th birthday at my house. he's a sweet kid, and, you know, some 13 year olds, sometimes they're a little more mature. he's just a very, very sweet, and you'll see his character in the movie. he's very innocent and wonderful. he's a great little kid, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. i thought were you going to say something weird at the end. >> and also he's a killer. no, don't clap yet.
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he's cute. >> jimmy: steven spielberg, you've heard of him before, you've worked on this film. he produced all of the jurassic movies, this one included. >> was that the bearded guy? >> jimmy: yes. yes. >> i remember that guy. >> jimmy: so i mean, working with steven spielberg, everybody asks you what it's like working with steven spielberg, but i think you have a really good take on how it feels to be a movie star, and you don't necessarily think of yourself in that way. >> you know, it's weird, because when you come to, you come to hollywood, and you're chasing this dream. you wachbts to be an actor, you know, like there's not a ton of milestones that are crystal clear that you know what they look like. because for the most part, the things that are going to help you get to your goal are movies that haven't been written yet. they're jobs that haven't, i
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existed yet. you're kind of giving yourself over to this thing saying please, i don't want to be a waiter smi more. i want to be an actor. so there are very few things that are crystal year things that are clear of what would you want to do, but working requewi steven spielberg, you don't even want to say it out loud, what do you want to do kid? i want to work with steven spielberg. yeah. right. >> jimmy: and you're going to play indiana jones next, yes? [cheers and applause] >> thank you. i don't remember. >> jimmy: i thought i'd throw that out there. >> huh. well, i don't know, like, you know, i don't know. that's -- this movie is, to get
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to your question, jurassic world opens on june 12. >> jimmy: okay. all right. you don't have to answer the question. >> well, i have no answer to it. i don't know. i missed a phone call the other day. unknown number. >> jimmy: it might have been him. >> i hope it wasn't him. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. this is unbelievable. tonight you're going to a party. steven spielberg might get a beard hair on your mom's birthday cake. i mean, that's pretty exciting. chris pratt, everybody. jurassic world opens friday. we'll be right back with abby elliot. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by gillette and old spice. get dad what he really wants this father's day. visit your nearest rite aid today or go to riteaid.com. ♪
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"saturday night live." now, she co-stars in the new comedy "odd mom out." watch it mondays at 10:00 on bravo. please say hello to abby elliott. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing good. your show is very funny by the way. you play, i don't want to ruin it, but you play a really kind of a terrible person. >> yes, she's a terrible person. she has this mom zilla named brooke. >> jimmy: a rich woman. >> $675 million her husband just comes into. and she is eight months pregnant in the series but never shows. so she has a flat as a board stomach. the entire time i never wore a prosthetic belly. but it was really fun.
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jill cardman is the creator. >> jimmy: it really is a funny show. and, like, i recognized those people from here in l.a. these are people that you see regularly. did you experience those people growing up in new york city? >> yeah, i deaf ffinitely d fors role in particular i did research on the upper east side and staked out on madison avenue and examined my prey and sort of saw these ladies, and i think, like, these ladies are everywhere, but on the upper east side especially. >> jimmy: yeah, they're concentrated. and there are certain pockets of l.a., wherever yoga pants are sold. >> any lululemon, any soul cycle. >> jimmy: by the way, my wife's been trying to get me to go to soul cycle. but now that i've seen your show, i'm never ever going to
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soul cycle. >> it's terrifying. >> jimmy: your dad is chr chris elliot, the great comedian. i'm not sure who loves him more, you or me. >> probably you. >> jimmy: you might have the slight edge, just because of that father/daughter thing. but you brought a picture. i know it was your dad's birthday last week. >> yes, last week was my dad's birthday, and we made eight batches of margaritas. >> jimmy: for how many people? >> four. >> jimmy: you each drank a batch? >> two. >> jimmy: you each drank two batch. my math is not the best. >> yeah. and he, he kept repeating after he made each batch, my god, what hast thou done to me and my family. he made the margaritas. >> jimmy: your sister tweeted
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this picture, and it looks like he's saying it right there. each of you drank two of those? >> yeah, at least. >> jimmy: and you've been doing this since you were kids? >> yeah. the fun thing with, well, they have been, my parents both have been, but we had fun, creative birthday parties, you know, we had a petting zoo and now it's just, we just drink margaritas. and we do this when fun game at every family gathering where we dip our heads in a bucket of ice to see who can laugh the longest. it's called the ice bowl challenge, not to be confused with the ice bucket challenge which is for a great cause. this is to sober us up before we go to bed. but yeah, that happens. >> jimmy: who lasts longest in the bucket in general? >> i think my dad. >> jimmy: sure. you can't beat dad, especially on his birthday. you have to let him stick his hid in the ice bucket. it's funny if you all go to sleep while his head is in the
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bucket. when was it that you first realized that your dad was a famous guy? >> well, after "there's something about mary", which is an r-rated movie. i was in fourlts grade. and he was in it. and a bunch of kids came up to me, and he had some very language-y scenes, and some kids came up repeating them to me. and they wouldn't let me see it -- my parents wouldn't let me see it, but everyone in the class had already seen it eventually. and these are catholic kids. >> jimmy: yeah, right. and how old were you when they finally let you see it? >> i think it was after that, that they were like, oh, we should show this to them, like this is educational. >> jimmy: and was it? >> no. >> jimmy: no, not really. now you've been on our show, not as a guest on our show, but you've been on our show several times in the past. >> yeah, no, this is where i got my start. you were so nice to me. i came on with my dad.
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and -- >> jimmy: right. the first time you came on and did something with your dad. >> yeah, when i first moved out here. were you so nice and i got to do bits on the show, and i was really ex-seitzed and what i really want to promote today is my new dvd set. >> jimmy: oh, you have a dvd set? >> i do. it's a box set. this is my best of jimmy, best of abby on jimmy. >> jimmy: you put out a box set? well, that's -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: how many dvds are in here? >> it's just one. it's a loose dvd. >> jimmy: if only we had a commercial for this, it would have helped us sell the product. >> for all the laughs, don't miss what entertainment weekly calls the funniest dvd of the year. the best of abby on jimmy. there's volume one, spinning abby, which chronicles abby spinning in a chair. there's volume two, the mustache
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years. doesn't miss a single moment of abby with a mustache. and you'll be laughing through volume three, tgi abby. watch as she plays her most memorable role yet, waitress. you'll get sick! you'll punch a man in the face! and then when you've watched all volumes you can get the dvd everybody's been waiting for. abby walks and waves. get two and a half minutes for three easy payments of $9.99. available at walgreens. >> jimmy: abby elliott! bravo's "odd mom out" airs mondays at 10:00pm on bravo. and we shall return with music from fetty wap. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.
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on his quest, jack searched the globe for a flavorful spice coveted by kings and sultans. at last, he found it. exotic black pepper. jack knew what he had to do. trade his most beloved possession. and that's how far jack went to bring you the black pepper cheeseburger. black pepper cheese and peppercorn mayo. the black pepper cheeseburger. taste it before it's gone. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel concert series is brought to you
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by at&t pcpc >> jimmy: i'd like to thank chris pratt, abby elliott and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next but first, here to perform his hit single "trap queen" with some help from phoney ppl, fetty wap! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm like hey whats up hello seen yo pretty soon as you came in that door i just wanna chill ♪ got for us to roll married to the money introduced her to my stove showed her how to whip it ♪ ♪ now she remixin for low she my trap queen let her hit the bando we be countin up ♪ ♪ watch how far them bands go we just set a goal talkin matchin lambos got 50 60 grand 500 though ♪ ♪ man i swear i love her how she work the damn pole hit the strip club we be letting bands go everybody hating ♪
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♪ we just call them fans though in love with the money i ain't never letting go ♪ ♪ and i get with my baby i just left the mall i'm getting fly with my baby yeah and i can ride with my baby ♪ ♪ i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby yeah and i can ride with my baby i just left the mall ♪ ♪ i'm getting fly with my baby yeah and i can ride with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby ♪ ♪ i hit the strip with my trap queen cause all we know is bands i just might snatch ♪ ♪ up a rari and buy my boo a lamb i just might snatch her a necklace drop a couple on a ring ♪ ♪ she aint wanting for nothin because i got her everything it's big zoo wap from the bando without dinero can't go ♪ ♪ remy boys got the stamp count up hella them band though how can your bands go ♪ ♪ fetty wap i'm living fifty thousand how i stand though if you checking for my pockets i'm like ♪
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♪ and i get with my baby i just left the mall i'm getting fly with my baby yeah ♪ ♪ and i can ride with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby yeah ♪ ♪ and i can ride with my baby i just left the mall i'm getting fly with my baby ♪ ♪ yeah and i can ride with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby ♪ ♪ i'm like hey what's up hello seen yo pretty soon as you came in that door i just wanna chill ♪ ♪ got for us to roll married to the money introduced her to my stove showed her how to whip it ♪ ♪ now she remixin for low she my trap queen let her hit the bando ♪ ♪ we be countin' up watch how far them bands go we just set a goal talkin matchin lambos ♪ ♪ got 50 60 grand 500 though man i swear i love her how she work the damn pole hit the strip club ♪ ♪ we be letting bands go everybody hating we just call them fans though in love with the money ♪
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this is "nightline." tonight, the police officer in hot water, now resigning after being caught on camera, using what some call excessive force against teenagers at a pool party. tonight, the investigation as the young man who filmed that viral video reveals how the summer celebration turned violent. >> it might have had something to do with racism. welcome to jurassic world. >> chris pratt opens up about his dramatic transformation from every man to action hero. the hotly anticipated summer blockbuster. her unlikely
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