dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night." tonight, the cast of "magic mike xxl." plus "lie witness news," nba edition. presented by juicy fruit. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: wow, thank you very much. welcome to our sunday night game night special. in primetime. i'm jimmy, your host and guide to the journey of baskets and balls. thank you.

tonight, gave five of the nba finals between the golden state warriors and the cleveland cavaliers. so far, this has been the highest-rated series ever for abc. they're saying the nba might get picked up for another season if it gets going this way. the warriors evened things up with a strong win on the road in game four. the series tied at two. if this was soccer, we'd be done. tied at two, let's go home. thursday night's game was a must-win for the warriors. no nba team has ever come back from a 3-1 deficit, whereas one team always comes back from being tied 2-2. it's just how it works. so here we are, game five in oakland, game six in cleveland, game seven if necessary is back in oakland. if you forget, these guys fly from cleveland to oakland, oakland to cleveland, back to oakland, back to cleveland, maybe back to oakland again. if they weren't nba players, it would be the most depressing southwest airlines commercial ever. we have the cast of "magic mike

xxl" with us. [ cheers and applause ] this is the sequel. to "magic mike." the reason it's called "magic mike xxl" because in this one, the sequel, they're fat. sadly, they are not fat. later on, channing tatum will sit in these large basketball-powered dunk tanks. at least one of us is going to get drenched. it's like a combination of papa shot and a wet t-shirt contest. so that will be later. speaking of nude men, did you catch the fleeting moment in game four when lebron james accidentally flashed the whole world? it happened just before tip-off. lebron was adjusting his shorts. roll that clip. >> they have a long way to go. but when you take into account what he's done, who he's doing it with, who he's doing it against -- >> right there is where it happened. i didn't notice it, but a group of hawkeyed perverts did.

they ran it back in slow motion. and did freeze frame. and according to the internet, something poke the its little head out of lebron's underwear. and it saw its shadow, so now there's going to be six more weeks of basketball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was a rough night for lebron. that happened, he cut his head, a big gash in his scalp, he had to get stitches. i've been calling for nerf cameras for years and no one listens to me. the bloody towel, lebron used a towel to map his head. that will join curt schilling's bloody sock in the disgusting sports memorabilia hall of fame. you know who's having a good time on thursday? kanye west. watch this, you can see kanye smiling, enjoying himself, until he realizes the camera's on. and then, now i'm mad again. now i'm angry.

let's play it again in reverse. start with -- you see he's very upset. well, then -- oh my goodness. well. something's going on over there? oh! that would cheer anyone up. who can blame him? this is shocking. lebron james made $twurch million this year playing basketball, $44 million from endorsements. lebron has endorsement deals with sprite, mike, upper deck, a watch company whose name i can't pronounce, dunkin' donuts and power ade. every major athlete seems to have a deal with a sports drink. i think there are more sports drinks now than there are sports. it's a multi-billion dollar industry. it's so big our own security guard guillermo has a sports drink endorsement deal. [ cheers and applause ] let's look at guillermo's commercial. you've probably seen it. >> good luck next time, losers. hi. i'm guillermo rodriguez.

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>> te quuchlt. ilade! take a shot. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> tequilade! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're not supposed to drink during those commercials. >> guillermo: that's okay. >> jimmy: do you even remember shooting that commercial? >> guillermo: just the beginning. >> jimmy: all right, very good. we have to take a quick time-out. it's "game night." chaining tatum and the cast of "magic mike xxl" are oiling up, and a cleveland cavaliers edition of "lie witness news." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ song: rachel platten "fight song" ♪

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viola davis, jack black, bill hader and more. back to business, earlier this week we went to oakland to ask people who identified themselves as golden state warriors fans about a bunch of players and other things we made up. fake things. of course, as they always do, the fans lied and pretended they knew about these fake things. which was embarrassing, especially in oakland. so in the interest of fairness we sent a camera crew to cleveland too to ask cavaliers fans about some made-up things and the result is this special cleveland cavaliers edition of "l"lie witness news." >> how do you feel about the finals new 12-game format? >> i think that it's really interesting that they are adding a few extra games to the format. i think the fans really like to see that. i feel bad for the athletes. it's a lot of playing especially with that high of intensity. i think it's a great thing. >> what was your reaction to the cavs signing lebron's cousin kevin james?

>> my reaction towards that was like, well, it's a family member. hopefully he can be as good or maybe equal as lebron. lebron will work with him. >> this was all in the news, fans are up in arms about it. what did you think when the refs ruled steph curry's shot from half kert in game one was the nba's first four-point shot if. >> that's funny, we were talking about that at lunch today. >> were you? >> yes. everybody is up in arms. they think that it is definitely going to kind of give some reassurance to the fans that hopefully now they will be calling some good calls. >> where were you when you saw the shot? >> i was at home. >> okay. the results for tonight's game three were leaked online. did you read them or are you going to avoid the spoilers? >> i'm going to avoid the spoilers. i want to enjoy the game, enjoy the moment. >> kevin love has been on the injured list because of that nasty skee-ball accident. do you think kevin was to blame or was dave and buster's employees for not wiping down

the machinery? >> everybody's responsible. number one, no, you don't go out and have any fun when you're in the finals of the nba. you don't go out and do things to injure yourself. and dave and buster's yes, wipe up, meals. how hard is that? >> it's very exciting that we have players we haven't seen come off the bench, like we have ima liar coming off the bench. what do you think about his play? >> i think his play -- to be honest with you, it's hard to say. we're in the finals. everyone is going to step up their game. >> let's look down the lens and give ima liar a little bit of support. >> ima liar, you're number one! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll be right back with the cast of "magic mike xxl!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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beside nba terrors who have a genuine need for tear-away pants, greased and up ready for work in "magic mike xxl." ♪ >> "magic mike xxl" opens july 1st. we welcome channing tatum and the crew! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how you doing? >> very excited. >> jimmy: very excited and i can't blame them. this is what heaven must be like. how are you guys doing? who came up with the title "magic mike xxl"? >> i thought the internet did and i was wrong. >> jimmy: who did? >> soderbergh. >> jimmy: he dredged the first movie, he produced this movie. >> dp'd it and shot it and produced it. >> jimmy: were there other titles in mind? >> there was one. it was "magic mike: the road to myrtle beach." >> jimmy: the road to myrtle beach, wow. i think you guys made the right decision. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was it easier doing the second movie now that you'd seen each other naked in the first one? >> yeah, definitely. definitely easier. i think -- we got that out of the way early on in the first one. i think this time we're looking forward to seeing each other naked. >> jimmy: that's good, that's good. >> between us, we have no boundaries left.

i can't even smell the smell of self-tanner anymore. my olfactories are gone. >> jimmy: which is worse, self-tanner, working out, dieting, body waxing? >> lack of wine. >> jimmy: the lack of wine. you can't drink? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's yes got out of the male strip game. >> have you ever seen that -- i think it's a snickers commercial where they're basically like -- there's one person and he's like cranky and it happens to be -- you would always know who's about to carb out. they're starting to get pissy and moaning a lot. >> jimmy: did you do pushups giv between shots? joe is flexing. i don't have those muscles. [ cheers and applause ] >> what is happening? >> jimmy: one of your giant muscles just jumped. >> it's chilly in here. got to get the blood going. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. hey, so when you shoot these big

scenes where -- like we saw in the clip, where the women are going crazy, are those professional actors? or are those like extras who are really crazed and pawing you? >> what's the average male strip club experience of an extra in the finale routine? >> jimmy: those are extras? >> the best background actors i've ever worked with. because they sustained us through like three, four days, every take. >> amazing. >> some of them were just determined they were going to be in the movie. >> they made it. >> they grabbed, they pawed. it was welcome amongst us, i think. they are in the cut. >> it got dangerous, really, to be honest. some people got hurt. >> jimmy: i used to -- i was a valet parker outside a male strip club. even i, physically unimpressive, would get molested as i pulled the cars up. and it was kind of terrible. >> exactly why we're telling guys to see this movie. >> jimmy: you will get molested yeah, come on. it's that easy.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when you were wrestling, did you body wax? was that a thing that wrestlers did? >> no that's not -- not something we did. i did this time, though. i actually went to the wax procedure. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and? >> i got to the -- my first buttocks, they started to go towards the cover and i said, i'll pretty much take this at home. >> jimmy: i got it, i got it. so you were half smooth. >> i couldn't believe -- when they started to wax my -- my glute, you know, she was like -- they do it repetitively. i'm thinking, how much is she getting? she turns around and she's like -- it's like -- that's a big glute. it looked like lassie was in the room. >> jimmy: a good-sized glute. whose family member will be most traumatized by seeing this film? of all of you? >> i'm concerned about my grandmother. >> jimmy: your grandmother. she'll see the movie? >> she took a group of friends

at the senior housing that she lives in when the first one came out. proud grandmother walks in with 15 or so of her 85-year-old friends. and she is going to go see her grandson in a big movie. and i got a phone call immediately after. like, my baby, what are you doing? i took all my friends to see it! and you're shaking your ass! >> jimmy: is there any chance you'll be charged if there's a fatality? >> yeah, take your heart pill. >> signed waivers. it's not your grandma m's movie >> jimmy: grandma shouldn't come to this film? >> i don't know. >> i'm not going to go that far. >> get the blood flowing. >> knock some blockage out. >> jimmy: take the heart pill beforehand. you know how everybody says, adult film name is your pet, then the street you grew up on.

so what are yours? let's go through them. >> mine's bare boon. >> good one. >> dixie unis. >> it's going to be our next film. it's going to start caitlyn jenner and i. [ cheers and applause ] >> what is yours? >> would you see that? [ cheers and applause ] >> bunny dixon. >> nice, a sensitive side. >> jimmy: did you have a bunny? >> pasia pale. >> jimmy: what was pasia? >> my son liked pasia stojakovic. named our dog after him. >> yankee boo. >> where you go when you're alone. >> i think you glazed over the fact that you had a bunny. >> i was allergic to dogs and cats.

we got a bunny. >> a bunny named bunny, which is not -- >> ironic, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, so we're going to need assistance from all of you guys here tonight. channing and i are going to go over the dunk tank. your team is going to shoot against my team. and one of us is going to be very moist at the end. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "magic mike xxl" opens july 1st. be right back! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" game night are brought to you by juicy fruit. so sweet, can't help but chew.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to my least favorite part of our "nba game night" special. as you can see there's a giant dunk tank lurking beneath me because it's time to play "sink it or swim." sit across from me, in his very own dunk tank, magic mike himself, channing tatum is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] i want to tell you, this competition tonight is a little bit different from our typical dunk tank challenge. because we have -- this is a team challenge. the magic mikes, here they are, featuring -- and they'll try to sink three. let's bring out my team. the magic johnsons. mr. guillermo. announcer dicky. our band leader cleto. and we have one special -- our

fl flugelhorn reggie will try to beat channing here tonight. >> hey! >> jimmy: reggie's a really good flug flugelhorn player. >> we all practiced at band camp. >> jimmy: have you played basketball before? >> no, no. what's that, basketball? >> jimmy: you're going to have to put your flugelhorn down for a minute if you want to play this game. channing, do you know reggie? have you seen reggie? >> maybe, looks familiar. >> how are you doing, my friend? >> save the garden! >> jimmy: the rules, our referee cousin sal. >> sal: the rules are simple. i'm going to blow my whistle. the first member of each team will shoot. the second member of of each team will shoot. so on and so on until someone makes a shot. those are the free throw lines. you stay behind and shoot. if i see anyone step over i'm going to be forced to beat the crap out of kevin nash and i don't want to do that. all right? >> miller's brother goes first!

>> sal: hold on, back, back. you're testing me. >> jimmy: don't taunt kevin, i'm on this tank. okay. >> sal: magic mikes ready? magic johnsons ready? go like crazy! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. oh my goodness. wow. let's look at that again in slow motion. oh, getting bombarded. and look at that. reggie, despite some unorthodox attempts at cheating -- well, that is our show. i want to thank channing, i want to thank matt, joe, kevin, adam. thanks to the flate flugelhorn player reggie miller.

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