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on this big night. we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight viola davis, adam scott, and music from wale. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel!
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>> jimmy: thank you. thank you, cleto. hi, there. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. [cheers and applause] very nice, a good night. a night of championship basketball. tonight, game since of the nba finals, between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers, i'm not even going to get into who won and who lost, everyone tried their hardest, and that's all that matters, right? we'll have some stuff on the nba finals in a minute, and we sent a comedian to the game. but last night, the chicago blackhawks won the stanley cup. [cheers and applause] tampa, you wouldn't know they won unless you're from tampa or chicago or you live in canada, but the blackhawks beat the
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tampa bay lightning in six games to win their third cup in six years. did you know that a canadian team hasn't won the stanley cup since 1993? that must drive them insane. unless it's from the city we're from, we really don't care. the city of chicago cared. a reporter from wgn was up early this morning where he procured this unpolished little gem from a local hawks fan. >> reporter: how are you feeling today? you're live on the air. >> do you know how awesome the ha hawks are? they got black people lovin' hock hockey. >> jimmy: it might not be turning water into wine, but it's up there. did you see donald trump's big announcement today? guillermo, did you see the big announcement today? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: where did you see it? >> in my dressings room.
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>> jimmy: guillermo has a dressing room, everybody. if you didn't see it, i hope it's important for history that you see it for yourself. >> ladies and gentlemen, i am officially running for president of the united states, and we are going to make our country great again. [cheers and applause] ♪ it can happen. >> jimmy: and we are off to a flying start, folks. what an intro. what an american, six flags on stage. he's like a president and amusement park all rolled up into one. donald trump. very confident. he could be the only did the
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ever to pick himself as a running mate. he could be his own vice president. he touted his credentials today in front of a crowd of supporters. he covered everything. china, isis, his golf courses, how much money he has. he really did talk about that. he covered every topic imaginable, just like a president should. >> they're remaking indiana jones without harrison ford. and now they're making ghostbusters with only women. what's going on? >> jimmy: it's a great question. what's going on? [cheers and applause] i don't know about you. i would enjoy a president that weighs in on ghostbusters every once in a while. now a lot of people aren't taking him seriously. but the fact of the matter is, when donald trump makes an announcement, people listen, because he's shouting. you have no choice but to listen, but he ended his speech just as strongly as he began it
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that would make our founding fathers stand up and cheer. >> the american dream is dead. >> jimmy: all right, well, it's not exactly hope and change, but it's a slogan. it's a catchy slogan, and i tell you something. it will make a great bumper sticker on the rear of your car. stick that over the one that says your kid is an honor student. donald trump now joins an ever-growing field of republican candidates. yesterday in florida, jeb bush, brother of former president george w. bush declared his candidacy and did it with gusto too. >> and if i'm elected president, i'll show congress how that's done. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hold on now here. let's run that again in slow motion. and i want you to ask yourself, does this look like a man who
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wants to be the president? not to me, it doesn't. that's the -- i don't know. that's the face you make when the waiters at bennigans sing you that happy birthday song. all right. enough of the politics. back to basketball. this is good. you know, a lot of the nba superstars will get these big commercial endorsement deals with nike and gator aid. there's a change in ohio called the brew garden that feature the endorsing gifts of cleveland cavaliers. >> get this out of here. i'm hungry for the brew garden. famous food. my home away from home, the brew
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garden. >> now hiring both locations. >> jimmy: it really makes you appreciate peyton manning in those papa john's commercials. he's timofy with a "f." he's russian. they mess everything up. i don't know we offered people $100 if they could spell it. >> i'll give you $100 if you can spell tim fay moz golf. >> no chance. >> i'll give you $100, if you can correctly spell timofey's name. >> how do you pronounce? >> t-i-m-o-f -- or e-a.
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>> oh, so close. i'll give you $100 if you can correctly spell timofey mozgov's name. >> t-i-m-o-t-h-y -- >> sorry. t-i-m-o-f-e-y, m-a. >> so close. >> i'll give you $100, if can you correctly spell timofe timofey mozgov. >> t-i-m-o-t-h-y. >> nice try. don't kill me. >> t-i-m-t-h -- oh! >> do you want to try?
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>> >> oh! >> close. >> excuse me, i'll give you $100 if you can spell nba player timofey. >> i'm from germany. i can't spell anything. >> i'll give you $100 if you can spell timofey. >> t-i-m-o-f-e-y, m-o-z-g-o-v. >> you did it! >> get him a brew garden box.
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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. viola davis, adam scott is here. the golden state warriors beat the cleveland cavaliers in front of a sold-out crowd of almost 20,000 fans. it was a very tough ticket to get. so when our friend, the very funny hannibal burris who has a show on comedy central on july 8, asked if we could get him a ticket, we said yes, we can get you a ticket, but in exchange we need something from you, and this is the something we needed
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from him. ♪ ♪ his name is hannibal ♪ he's watching basketball >> hey, what's up. it's hannibal burris. i'm here, game five. oracle arena. warriors/cavaliers. yeah, i thought i'd be court side or at least fifth row. but jimmy kimmel's cheap ass got me up in the [ bleep ] nose bleeders. i could have bought ditickets i the parking lot. let's go. ♪ >> sports. i'm a basketball fan, and i'm sweating more than brendan haywood is right now, because he's chillin', and there's absolutely zero chance brendan haywood gets into the game unless mozgov dies and the other
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dude dies. three, three people have to die from seizures tonight for brendan haywood to get in the game. all right. i don't have time for this. i got to catch connected flights to my seat. later y'all. ♪ i got bad news, jimmy. one of the surfers died on the way up. it's a common thing that happens at this type of altitude. ♪ what the [ bleep ]? why am i going back down right now? ♪ >> warriors! >> go warriors! >> is it contractually obligated for everyone who sees a camera here to yell "warriors" at it? i was rooting for the warriors, but now that everybody's yelling at the camera it makes me want to be a cavs fan.
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stop being obnoxious. >> warriors! woo! ♪ >> look how close the [ bleep ] roof is? when they ask us to raise the roof, we're going to be the ones doing it. finally made it in time for halftime. jimmy, i'm wore out. they say suffering is the hardest. at least i'm center court. how do you feel about being so close to the roof? do you see how close we are to the roof? we're closer to the roof than we are to the game. >> that's, that's so true. >> i get shawshank redemption out of this [ bleep ] right now before i could get to the floor. jimmy, expect a call from my
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business manager because of these [ bleep ] as chis chicken strips. check it out, i got a free happen. that hasn't happened before. that only happens all the way in the [ bleep ] back! >> game five for golden state! >> you know what? jimmy kimmel? it wasn't that bad. i will watch it from the back. and i will watch it in a dumb-ass hat. and i'm okay with that. it was okay watching from all the way in the [ bleep ] back. thank you, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ he's watchin' basketball >> jimmy: you are very welcome, my friend. thank you, hannibal burris. >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from wale, adam scott is here, and we'll be right back with viola davis. so stick around.
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♪ >> jimmy: tonight, from the new movie "the overnight," adam scott is here. that movie is weird and funny. also tonight, a talented man from our nation's capital. his album is called "the album about nothing" wale from the at&t stage.
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tomorrow night bill hader will be here. shameik moore will join us and we'll have music from philip selway and later this week jack black, jeffrey tambor, and music from fifth harmony featuring kid ink. so please join us for that. our first guest is a two-time tony-winning and oscar and golden globe-nominated actress who so far has gotten away with murder once and plans to do it again on the big screen alongside jennifer lopez in "lila and eve." it opens in theaters july 17th. please say hello to viola davis. [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: good to see you. the last time, the last time you were here, you weren't actually here.
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were you on video. of. >> i was in columbus, ohio. i was in a blizzard, and i was stuck in the airport in columbus for six hours. >> jimmy: that's a long time to be in any airport. >> but, you know what? i had a sippy sip. i met macy gray's cousin. and i got 10,000 frequent flyer miles, so, you know. >> jimmy: frequent flyer miles because of the weather, that's okay. >> and macy's cousin is in pre-law. >> jimmy: how did that come up, the i'm macy gray's cousin? i'd like to say hello on behalf of my cousin, which is led by macy gray. >> i'm very friendly. >> jimmy: maybe a little too friendly, i guess. did you exchange information? are you keeping in touch with macy gray's cousin? >> we did exchange. >> jimmy: you did, really?
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and by, is it male or female? >> female. really cute by the way. >> jimmy: you gave her yours. >> i'm like that. i haven't been changed by my celebrity. >> jimmy: wow. how about that. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: have you ever considered, and i was thinking about this today as i was writing down your name, changing the order of the vowels in your name so your name would be voila davis? [cheers and applause] >> i have never heard that before. >> jimmy: you've been up in toronto, i know, shooting another comic books movie. >> yes, i have. >> jimmy: i'm mostly a marvel comics book guy. so i know the main dc comics characters, but this is called suicide squad. >> yes, and my character is amanda waller. yes. >> jimmy: that's not much of a super hero name to be honest
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with you. >> she's suppose to the be one of the main characters, main villains. >> jimmy: but a name like poison or spike lady, that's a super hero. amanda waller sounds like, you know, maybe you're a beautician or something. and when they told you that they wanted you to play the part, they did not show you this picture, i'm guessing. >> no, they showed me the picture, and i actually loved the picture, and, you know, i have my battle wounds. >> jimmy: you do, already? >> yes. >> jimmy: are they real battle wounds? oh, my god, your pinky? >> if you get a close up with it. if i told you how i got it, i would have to kill you, and i don't want to get away with murder, and i don't want to be featured on snap. >> jimmy: oh, my god, you're lucky to be alive. you almost lost a 18th of your pinky.
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so it's dangerous shooting this film up there in canada is what you're telling us. >> are you trying to get information out of me, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm curious to know what's going on. i know the joker is in this. >> we're playing sociopaths. >> jimmy: is amanda waller good or bad? >> she is a bad ass. >> jimmy: like what would superman think of amanda waller? would she be on superman's side? >> oh, no. superman would quake in his tights. >> jimmy: he would? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: really? >> do you find that hard to believe? just because you're looking at the picture? >> jimmy: in the picture, her power seems to be juggling keys. >> well, you know what? it's all a ploy. >> jimmy: i see. when do you go back shooting how to get away with murder? >> i go back july 15th, so i'm going to be juggling for a
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while, suicide squad and how to get away with murder. >> jimmy: so no summer vacation for you at all. >> yeah, but i love being on a set. i love down time. i love when they say, ms. davis, it's going to be eight hours before we get to you, because then i can take a nap. i can look at cable tv, you know? and i can, you know, partake of the food, so i can be more amanda waller. >> jimmy: as a mom, that's a nice price tag, i guess. whatever gets you away from your children for a brief, sweet period of time. >> exactly. >> jimmy: are moments that you cherish. >> when i'm home i sit in my jacuzzi. i have two of them. >> jimmy: why? >> although i don't use the indoor one as much because there's a water shortage in california and i don't want them to think i'm using too much water. >> jimmy: now, is the gentlemjan
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the home in the bathroom? >> it's in the masters swooets. >> jimmy: and you go to the one in the back. >> we have christmas lights. i go out with my pepper spray, my metal pipe, because coyotes. i'm not going down like that. >> jimmy: and to make sure your husband behaves himself. oh, you have coyotes that come up to you while you're in the hot tub? >> my daughter's always saying mommy, how are you going to use the pepper spray and the metal pipe? i say you'll see. >> jimmy: is your daughter scared of the coyotes? >> no, i tell her exactly what to do. she's like, i know exactly what to do, mom emommy. she's like, aaaa! and they run. >> jimmy: i've come into contact with coyotes and i go aaa! and they just look at me. >> they hide under the cars in our neighborhood.
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>> jimmy: why? >> you would have to ask the coyotes. >> jimmy: seems like a dangerous place to hide. doesn't sound like very smart coyotes. >> i don't care if they're bright or not bright. i'm not going down like that. i got my metal pipe. >> jimmy: viola davis is here. we'll be right back. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by a-t-and-t. mobilizing your world. since n drivin' a lincoln long before anybody paid me to drive one. ♪ i didn't do it to be cool. i didn't do it to make a statement. i just liked it. ♪ lease an mkc for $329 a month plus competitive owners and lessees get $500 bonus cash, only at your lincoln dealer.
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what makes you think he'll tell us everything? >> we won't, not unless we have to. >> what are you going to do? >> guess i'll get my tina on. >> jimmy: that is viola davis and "lila & eve" opens in theaters and on demand july 17th. >> they're two women who lose a child. they each lose a child to murder and take it into their own hands to seek revenge. that's all i'm going to say. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> see women, are clapping. >> jimmy: i know.
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women like killing, especially when it comes to -- >> yeah! >> have you seen snapped? >> jimmy: no, i haven't seen snapped. is that like whitey with knives? >> oh, they have more than knives. >> jimmy: what is snapped about? >> it's a show. i think it's on own where they profile women who have snapped. they're seemingly normal women, schoolteachers, beauty queens, your wife. >> jimmy: who did my wife kill? >> but it's just seemingly normal women, and then just one day they snap. usually they kill their lover or their lover's lover or -- >> jimmy: and do we root for the ones who snapped? >> no. they're real stories, and it's fascinating. you get some popcorn and some chocolate on a late sunday night, and you can watch five hours of snapped. >> jimmy: i'm worried about these shows, the popularity, they're bubbling over. how can you be comfortable when you see like your wife watching
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wives with knives, knowing there are so many knives in the house just to start with. >> that's why you got to act right. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm being terrorized by my own guest. did you have fun with j. lo on set? >> i had a blast with j. lo. i think she is just the greatest woman. >> jimmy: do you follow j. lo? >> my god, no. i call her jennifer. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> my daughter calls her jennifer lopez. and, yeah. we've been friends since out of sight. we just clicked. >> jimmy: you two have known each other for a long time then. >> yeah. that was my first real big role out of the gate. i thought i was a star, so there you go. >> jimmy: have you been watching the nba series? >> i have been. i'm an lebron fan. >> jimmy: because of your time in columbus in the airport? >> no. i just love a great hero story. i just think he's just, i know
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this is so girly, but i think he's a stand-up athlete guy. i love when he left miami to go to cleveland. and so i'm rooting for him. >> jimmy: will you be rooting for him when he leaves cleveland to go back to miami? >> it's not going to happen, jimmy, it's not going to happen. >> jimmy: i think you're probably right. it's good to see you. "lila & eve" opens in theaters and on demand july 17th. viola davis, everybody. we'll be back with adam scott. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by schick hydro. with a great shave, epic things happen. check them out at "epic-barbershop-dot-com." you're not marge? i'm sorta marge. we both drive a stick, we both like saving money on car insurance, and we both feel integrity, such as, that of healthcare in the america of the us
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♪ >> jimmy: still to come, music from wale. if you've enjoyed our next guest's television and film work, but have always wanted to see what he looks like without clothes on, i'm happy to say,
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your long wait is over. his very funny new movie, "the overnight" opens friday. please say hello to adam scott. adam scott! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. first of all, i want to tell you, i think the movie was great. you did a really, really great job on it, and ien joyed seeing you naked. i know some guys with uncomfortable with it, but i loved it. >> i think any real man would enjoy seeing me naked. it's been proven time and time again. >> jimmy: in your own personal studies you've been found that? >> yes. >> jimmy: when you are naked on a set, like super naked, for hohow many days were you -- >> jason and i were nude for a good two full days. >> jimmy: two full days.
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: at a certain point do you forget that you're -- >> yes, thank you, thank you very much, and i'm sorry. >> jimmy: does did just become natural? >> yeah, you know what's weird is that we play these two guys who, jason schwartzman and his wife enjoyed us, taylor schilling from "orange is the new black," they invited us over for a different party. and they put the kids to bed and hang out with us. and like any good dinner party, eventually the two dudes pull out their penises. so we had to be naked. but the weird thing is we had these prosthetic penises that we had to attach to our bodies for these scenes. and it was really, like we were super nervous about it. but then once we got these things on our bodies, we felt, we didn't really feel naked, i mean, it's all we had on. so for all intents and purposes,
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everyone was seeing exactly what we look like naked, but there's this psychological barrier with this fake penis, so we felt totally at ease and conferrable. >> jimmy: i see. >> and we're just like hanging out at the catering table, snacking. at one point, i, i just had jason stir my coffee with his, with his penis. >> jimmy: you're hanging out without actually hanging out, which is nice. >> exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: now we should explain the reason for the prostheses wasn't modesty necessarily. >> right. >> jimmy: they all the say nudity is important to the plot of the film. in this case it is true. >> yes. >> jimmy: because -- >> well, because in the movie, jason has an enormous dong. >> jimmy: right. >> and i have a very small dong. >> jimmy: where in real life the
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on si opposite is true. >> absolutely. [cheers and applause] >> again, thank you. >> jimmy: now you're the producer of the movie. and i was thinking about this as i watched it, why as producer, the guy in charge, the guy who runs the whole thing did you decide to make yourself the guy with the little one. >> i have been asking myself that question now for a full year. it's so weird that i chose this, this role. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i probably could have done either one. but this is the one i choose. what's wrong with me? >> jimmy: maybe the element of surprise is something that you want. >> or maybe i just wanted to know what it felt like. >> jimmy: and another thing i'm wondering about. you should just tell people, it's jason, it's not a prostheses. i understand the reason to explain why yours is so small in the movie, but really, you could let it fly with jason, let him
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have that. >> absolutely not. there's no way i'm going to let that happen. >> jimmy: you're not going to let that happen, yeah. >> for all i know, jason's is even larger and it was tough for him to -- >> jimmy: are they custom made? >> yeah, we actually had this long e-mail chain where we had to choose the penises for the movie. my wife naomi and it was the two of us on this e-mail chain, mark, patrick, the director and the guy who was making the prosthet prosthetic. >> jimmy: you had all these prosthetic penises with iphones for scale. and once he sent out the picture of what was going to be the small penis next to the phone and everyone was like, yeah. that looks pretty small. and mark and i were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the small one? yeah, sure, that's the small one. and we suddenly just felt like,
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what, what, what's been happening with my life and my penis. >> jimmy: it must be like the iphone 6s. will your children see this film? how old are the kids now? >> 6 and 8. so yeah, they'll definitely see it. no. they will not. i will never, ever let them see this movie. >> jimmy: especially if they know you don't want them to see it, they'll see it. >> they'll be able to see whatever they want. there's no way i can control it. when i was a kid, there were no penis movies available. >> jimmy: holiday d on. let me think. >> actually, there were. >> jimmy: porkies. >> was porkies the one with the popcorn in the lap and the penis in the popcorn? or was that diner. >> jimmy: porkies was through the gym wall.
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and the woman came and pulled on it real hard. >> like foot up on the wall. >> jimmy: like a stretch armstrong doll. remember those? >> that's right. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, what movies were you crazy about? was there one? >> well, star wars. it was the '80s. soy was a star wars fanatic as a kid. >> jimmy: even though the first star wars was in the '70s when i was like 10 years old. >> i think when i was in the second grade, empire strikes back was coming out, so i was in the prime age for that. >> jimmy: have you met any of the cast of star wars? >> no, but i did, for my second grade birthday party or eighth birthday party i invited mark hamill to my birthday party. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i wrote him a letter and gave it to my mom, so that's me inviting mark hamill. and i kind of told all my friends, like, you should come to my party, just because, luke
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skywalker will probably be there. so, do what you want, but, you know, this is happening. >> jimmy: was it a crushing disappointment? >> yeah. it was a total bummer. i didn't understand that those things can't, probably won't happen. >> jimmy: well, i bet it would happen now if you wanted him to. >> well, i saw one day on twitter he was answering fan questions. so i asked him, why didn't you show up to my second grade birthday party, not expecting a response or anything, and he responded saying, is it too late to rsvp? and i got, like, like i got choked up. it was a real, like i lost my mind. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. >> it was crazy that he got, thank you for the aye, i agree. >> jimmy: and yet you did not invite him to your birthday parity, did you? >> no. >> jimmy: han solo?
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>> i never met him, but i did see harrison ford on the street once, and he saw me. and i think his calculation was, okay, this is a few years ago, there's a guy in his late 30s. i probably mean a tremendous amount to him. so i'll give him this nod, and he'll have this nod with him for the rest of his days. so he did. he gave me this, like, and i lost -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: clearly the force is with you. add am scott. "the overnight" opens in theaters friday. and we shall return with music from wale. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by a-t-and-t. mobilizing your world.
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>> jimmy: my name is bobby. just kidding. my name isn't bobby. it's jimmy. ♪ jimmy, jimmy, jimmy
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♪ you never know what you're going to get ♪ ♪ >> have you been workin' out? >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by a-t-and-t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank viola davis, adam scott, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next but first, this is called "the album about nothing." here with the song "the girls on drugs," wale! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> do you know what type of women i've been dealin' with?
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♪ clap ♪ clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ ♪ do you know what type of women i been dealin' with ♪ do you know what type woman i been dealin' with ♪ ♪
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get a grip ♪ ♪ give me a real woman ♪ girls on drugs ♪ ♪ ♪ and she don't get ♪ she the first spot of handful ♪ ♪ ♪ oh, my god
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♪ i'm on a -- ♪ politicians ♪ my position ♪ hard to feel alive when you feelin' dead inside ♪ ♪ let me tell you about the woman that i'm chillin' with ♪ ♪ she told me nobody love her ♪ so she cut her wrist. ♪ ♪ she wanted to get high, she feelin' low ♪ ♪ girl's on drugs
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♪ girl's on drugs ♪ whoa ♪ and she don't get no sleep ♪ because she on drugs ♪ and she don't get no sleep ♪ because she on drugs [cheers and applause] ♪ pills and stuff ♪ tell you what ♪ they still need love [cheers and applause] ♪
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this is "nightline." tonight, rachel dolezal sharing her story and raising even more questions. why she won't apologize. what her parents are saying now about how their distance grew as she constructed her new racial identity. and going for gold. ryan shekler made history when he became a pro skateboarder. now this former boy wonder is making millions. in a million dollar industry. tonight we're there as he heads back to the x games for the 15th time. and what if the man cave got a woman's touch? welcome t

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