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>> jimmy: thanks for watching, thank you all for coming. thank you for joining us here. especially joining us at this difficult time. i don't know if you heard the terrible news. but earlier this morning here in los angeles, it rained. [ laughter ] i know. hold your loved ones close. it's funny when it rains here. everybody goes right to the closet and gets the rain stuff out, the rain coat, the slicker, the hats, galoshes. it's like people wake up and go oh, thank god, i can wear my galoshes today. and the people who are most excited about the rain are unquestionably are local weather reporters. all year long, these people, they have nothing to do. sit in the tanning booth, waiting for something to happen. but when the rain comes down, even a little bit, they spring

into action, like cheetahs onto a baby gazelle. >> we're out there to cover wildfires, now we have rain. we're going to cover two parts of the story. let's show you what's on our live truck. it is june, and we're dealing with some light sprinkles. nothing too heavy, but it's what people at sherman oaks are dealing with. we want to warn the drivers this the time reads are especially slick. we have light raindrops. if you look at the pavement you can see it's on the road. >> jimmy: yeah, you see that? when it gets onto the road, that's when we have a problem. so our thoughts go out to the people of sherman oaks during this difficult time. have you been watching the nba finals? i hope so. [cheers and applause] because as amicans, basketball is an important part of our lives. without basketball, think of all the ridiculous-looking shoes we wouldn't have. earlier tonight on abc, game three of the nba finals, the game's happening right now as we tape this show, and it's an important one.

when a nba final series is tied at one game apiece, the winner of game three goes on to win the title 84% of the time, according to a group of mathematicians who never touched a basketball. lebron james has been playing exceptionally well, and there are a couple reasons for that. during his post-game press conference today, lebron -- on sunday, rather, lebron told reporters that in addition to the usual things that motivate him he has a secret motivation to win this time around. and he wouldn't tell anyone what it was. which is enticing. what could that motivation be? maybe he's pregnant? i hate to start rumors, but that's probably it. when your team makes the nba finals, it's a big deal, especially for a town like oakland where they've been waiting a long time to see the golden state warriors win. we went to oakland, we asked people on the street, people who claim to be warriors fans, about a bunch of fake players, fake

strategies, and other fake stuff we made up. everything we mentioned was made up. that didn't stop people from sharing their very real opinions in this special warriors edition of "lie witness news." >> your name sir? >> clarence brown. >> are you a warriors fan? >> yes. >> favorite player. >> curry. >> dune the cavs losing zane mall affects the cavs losing one-direction defense? >> not at all. >> i mean, is one direction going toe the same without him? >> i think it will be, yes. >> you think it will be okay? >> yes. >> warriors all day! >> do you think the warriors are going to start l. ron hubbard? >> no. not in my personal opinion, no. >> why is that? >> he don't seem like he does well under pressure. >> now do you feel that stevie nicks will finally be able to take down lindsey buckingham? >> well, it's a possibility. >> a possibility? how?

>> just with the strength. strength. in his experience. >> so who do you feel stronger, stevie nicks or lindsey buckingham? >> stevie nicks. >> lebron stunned the world today when he nouned he'll be changing his name to michael jordan. what was your reaction to that news? >> i was surprised. i thought he wanted to stay lebron. >> do you think's a good idea to change his name? to michael jordan? >> marketing, yeah. >> where were you when you heard this? >> i was sitting at home watching tv. i seen it. i was shocked to see that. >> how do you feel about these players, one to 10, how are they going to do? >> okay. >> so, lebron? >> nine. >> kyrie irving. >> seven. >> shupert. >> seven. >> malcolm-jamal warner. >> six. >> overall, have you been happy with the performance of the warriors coach huge wang?

>> of course. all the turnarounds -- >> he keeps growing as a coach. >> changes progression. >> is it possible for the warriors to penetrate cleveland's tri-tip defense? >> yeah, because nobody can run around and chase steph and klay. even in the transition. nobody's going to catch them. it's going to go in all the time. >> should the warriors use a-1 on them? >> yeah, that's how we should start, start it with a-1 and end it in four. let's go home. >> what do you think of the new finals rule where one white guy has to be on the court for each team at all times? >> are you serious? you're lying to me. >> i am lying, sir, and i apologize, reverend jackson. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: when the hell does that happen? jesse jackson hanging out in parking lots. by the way -- we're coming to cleveland next. be ready with your lies. in other basketball news, lil wayne.

you know lil wayne. he took part in a basketball game. a charity event organized to support local anti-violence organization. but unfortunately, during this event, lil wayne got into a fight with the referee. you see here. somebody shot video and sent it to tmz. there's lil wayne. the ref blew the whistle. lil wayne didn't like it. he tried to take the whistle off. you do not ever try to take a man's whistle off him. some people say he spit on the referee, which they deny. but you can see that it got a little heated. listen in to the end here. >> no! no, we can't do this two times in a row! >> jimmy: apparently, the promoter had another altercation at his last anti-violence event. but you know what? sometimes you have to fight violence with violence. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's quite a move, though. if nothing else. lil wayne has an unbelievable sense of irony. today is a notable day because

it is johnny depp's birthday. [ cheers and applause ] he is 52 years old today. johnny is a great actor and a very nice guy. so we asked a local fifth grader named luke to give a special presentation to honor him tonight. and here he is. luke, come on out. [cheers and applause] >> hello, everybody. i'm johnny depp. and today is my birthday. i'm a very good actor. i grew up in america. i live in paris. and i have a british accent. isn't that fun? i like to dress up like a pirate, even when i'm not in the movies. well, i have to go back to the

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, again. i told you we'd be back. we have so much on the way, including music from fetty wap. but before that, it's time to play "name that famous celebrity." let's meet our contestants. they are both very talented actors who you can see in about ten minutes from now on tonight's show, please welcome abby elliot and chris pratt! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's time now to introduce -- nothing against the two of you but it's time to introduce the star of our show tonight. i met him outside a movie theater many years ago. he's a man who's devoted his life to getting photographs of himself with famous people, whether he knows who they are or not. please say hello to yehya. >> hello.

>> hi, how are you? >> how are you? >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you forever. >> you, forever. >> jimmy: but also god bless chris and abby. >> blessings to all of you forever! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now that we've blessed everyone, how many celebrities have you been photographed with? over the years? >> almost 10,000 something. >> jimmy: 10,000 celebrities. >> i swear, i'm not lying. >> jimmy: everybody believes you. >> i know. >> jimmy: you know. why do you do this? >> i'm happy. >> jimmy: he's happy. >> i'm happy for that. >> jimmy: we're going to show how this works so chris and abby get a sense of you and how you operate. item us tell us quick by about -- tell us who that is. >> i don't know his name, but he's in the movie, they put the mask in his face. kuhn air. >> jimmy: kuhn air? >> he's the bad guy, and they put musk in his face. >> jimmy: musk in his face. a raccoon -- >> nice guy.

>> jimmy: chris has worked with a raccoon as well. >> yes, that's true. >> jimmy: that's kind of clues you're going to get. we're going to ask you to put your blindfolds on so you cannot see the photographs and we are about to show yehya and the audience. >> you got it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's 100 points if you ring in -- what a gentleman chris is, offering to help. yehya, you must describe the celebrity without doing what? >> no name. >> jimmy: do not say the celebrity's name. sometimes you accidentally -- >> i forget. i have bad memory. >> jimmy: but do not forget. >> i don't forget now. >> jimmy: chris and abby, are you ready to play? >> we're ready. >> we're good! >> really good. >> jimmy: our first celebrity is who, yehya? >> that the guy have knifes in his finger. >> knifes in his finger? >> jimmy: chris. >> hugh jackman. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are at the airport. >> i love him, nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. the next celebrity is?

>> oh, that the lady, she dance with -- >> j. lo? >> no. more bigger. >> ariana grande. >> jimmy: it is not, no. >> she's big, big, big. >> beyonce! >> jimmy: no. >> no, bigger! >> she won, abby, she won -- >> oprah! >> no. she won music. young girl. she's beautiful. >> taylor swift! >> jimmy: that is right. taylor swift. it's a tie game. there you are with taylor. >> she's very nice. >> jimmy: oh, she's very nice? >> yeah. >> jimmy: also hugh jackman is very nice. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: let's find out who else is nice. next is -- who is this person, yehya? >> the guy play with the bruce lee. keng-fu. he's from hong kong. he play kung fu a lot. he fly in the air. he do movie with brosnan. >> jackie chan! [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: wow. there he is. tell us, tell us a little something about your experience with jackie chan. >> jackie chan, i eat pizza, i am right behind him. jackie! it's the man you scare me. jackie chan, how you scare! he's very nice. >> jimmy: very nice, everybody. all right. our next celebrity is, who is that man? >> the guy doctor, met the -- lack loose -- in tv with oprah, she make him famous. >> dr. phil! >> jimmy: not dr. phil, very close. >> he like a very big -- >> jimmy: chris? >> dr. oz? >> jimmy: dr. oz! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dr. oz, there you are with dr. oz. >> is very nice. >> jimmy: he's very nice. >> also he cancer for me, i have cancer, he tell me i check your blood. you have blood, you have address in your blood. >> jimmy: you had a lot of grease in your blood.

i remember we emptied your blood. we gave you a grease change and gave you new blood. >> i hope. >> jimmy: i hope so too. all right. we have a 3-100 game. chris is in the lead. our next celebrity is? oh! >> that guy is who's in the movie "home alone." >> macaulay culkin? >> jimmy: no. >> no, he's naked in the desk -- >> jimmy: he has been on the show shirtless at the desk. >> chris elliot. >> jimmy: that's abby's father. >> oh! his father, oh, i'm sorry, nice guy. >> jimmy: he's a nice guy. >> he's not in "home alone" but he looks like him, he gets that a lot. >> not "home alone"? maybe i'm alone. >> jimmy: our next celebrity is, yes. who is that? >> that that guy who do exercise. he's gay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's not, he's not. >> he's not?

sorry. he do exercise. a guy. he's older now. he run do exercise a lot. >> jimmy: he does exercise a lot. chris, chris is ringing in. >> richard simmons? >> jimmy: that is right. [ cheers and applause ] >> richard simmons is gay? >> jimmy: he's not. >> i'm sorry, i'm sorry, man. >> jimmy: go up and apologize to richard right there. >> i'm sorry, man. i'm sorry. i don't know. >> jimmy: you're making unsubstantiated allegations. all right. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: well, you know what, i think we have a winner here, and i'm sorry, abby, but it is chris! chris, are you the winner! [ cheers and applause ] dickey, tell them what they won. >> jimmy: both abby and chris are going home with a pocket flashlight and a loaf of banana bread. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you abby, thank you, chris. there's no reason to be blindfolded anymore. thanks to you, yehya. >> open your -- >> jimmy: don't worry about it, he's fine. all right. >> hugh jackman!

>> jimmy: we have music from fetty wap. and we'll be back with more. abby, elliot -- [ cheers and applause ] hey ralph... [explosion] [rocket sound] take it. good boy. ♪ [people talking] e occupato questo posto? [kids talking] one hundred forty-four questions per day. bryce canyon is 29 minutes from your location. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, from the new show called "odd mom out," abby elliot is here. a young man from paterson, new jersey, with his very popular song "trap queen," fetty wap. tomorrow night, kit harington will be here, he plays jon snow on "game of thrones." comedian chris gethard, music from dwight yoakam. and on thursday, two shows. one in prime time before game four of the nba finals, with adam saddler. another at our regular time with zoe saldana, tyler the creator, and music from r5. and it's all happening so fast. please join us. our first guest tonight has already saved both the galaxy and legoland. and now he takes on dinosaurs. "jurassic world" opens on friday. please welcome chris pratt!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's funny that you came out, sent you back, and introduced you again. but yehya has already forgotten your name. >> he knows i'm a really nice guy. >> jimmy: very nice guy. >> very nice. very nice. >> jimmy: you are a very nice guy. and by the way. i'm very happy for you when i see you doing so well. this might be the biggest movie of the whole year that you're in. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a big deal. >> yeah. it's, it's, it's a movie that i've actually been, before i even knew i was going to be part of it, it's a movie i was really waiting to come out.

i loved "jurassic park" when it came out, it's been 22 years. >> jimmy: so it's been on your vision board. >> it was on my vision board. you know who i am, a vision board guy. >> jimmy: you willed that to happen. >> i've got a vision board, all my goals up there. he's been to my house. he's seen the vision board. right in the center was "jurassic park." >> jimmy: who's the first famous person you ran into when you came to los angeles? >> like first? really famous person? >> jimmy: yeah. >> lance bass. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really, that's a good one, that's correct. >> jimmy: what year was this? >> this was the year 2000. >> jimmy: okay. >> bye, bye, bye was a big hit at the time. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i moved to l.a. from hawaii. i had nothing to my name. i had a backpack of stuff, and a paycheck that was on its way once i finished this movie i was about to do, and so i got picked

up by these two p.a.s, these gals that were in charge of watching me for the night until the next morning until i went and did this movie, and they were like, you want to go to this bar? i was like, great, i wasn't old enough to drink, but at 20 years old i went to this bar, was hanging out, taking it all in. my god, i'm here. i'm in l.a. i'm an actor. i'm going to do a movie. it was unbelievable. and who comes in? lance bass. i'm like, damn dude, this is happening. i am -- this is the bigtime, you know? a celebrity walks through the door and people -- people were really kind of buzzing and gathered around him. and he was being really -- i didn't talk to him. >> jimmy: very nice. >> he was being very nice. very nice. >> jimmy: very nice, very nice. >> and then the deejay put on "ain't no lie, baby, bye, bye, bye." and my brain exploded. and i knew that i was in the city of angels, baby, you know? >> jimmy: you were in bass country. >> i was in bass country. >> jimmy: you were bass fishin' for real. >> i was a bass master.

he was my first. >> jimmy: i like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this movie -- >> i love you, lance bass. ? i saw you on the cover. i think you were on the cover of all the magazines. >> all of them. very cool. >> jimmy: this is the one that i keep in my bathroom. there you are. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. there it is. look at those. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that all natural? >> everything's natural but the nipples. those are added. i had 40-carat diamonds put into my nipples. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's why they were super expensive. but worth it. let's put that up on the big screen so we can really enjoy -- now look. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: did you hear -- that's quite a pose. have you heard from your friends, your buddies back home? >> have i heard from my buddies back home? >> jimmy: look, it's a nipple on my head! >> yeah, yeah, man, my first reaction to that was like, oh, no! oh, no! my brother is going to kill me on this one! >> jimmy: older brother? >> yeah, my older brother. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, wow. what does he do, your older pro? >> he's a cop. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so he, he actually works for a living. he's a cop. i got a great family. great sister, great brother, and they definitely, they definitely make fun of me when things like this happen. >> jimmy: what about this photo. this is an older photo. this is one of your original photos. [ cheers and applause ] do they make fun of this?

>> yeah, that was my audition ronald mcdonald, i think. >> jimmy: you remember the show "the greatest american hero"? ♪ believe it or not, i'm walkin' on air ♪ >> jimmy: it does look like you're walking on air there, yeah. >> as you can tell, that guy did not get spray tanned, whereas this guy does. >> jimmy: is this the guy who met lance bass in that bar? >> yeah, that's the guy. >> jimmy: wow. >> no, that's -- that's even later. i was even younger and more innocent when i met lance bass. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that was one of my very first publicity shots. and that, what's going through his mind is not dissimilar to what's going through my mind right now, which is like, what the -- what's going on? >> jimmy: wow, wow, what a great stroll down memory lane this was. all right. you can take it down. we've done enough damage. when we come back we'll see a clip from the movie which i thought was great, "jurassic world." chris pratt is here with us!

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>> 12 amps in these animals and they'll never trust me again. hey, delta? i see you. back up. okay. good. good. >> jimmy: that is chris pratt in "jurassic world." "jurassic world" opens in imax 3d on friday. that's pretty great. you're like the raptor whisperer there. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: the big premiere is across the street. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: will you stay and watch the whole movie with the audience? >> oh, yeah. it's my mom's 60s birthday today. [ cheers and applause ] and she doesn't know this, but universal made her a great big cake. and i got my mom, my brother, my sister, their significant others and all their children and friends of the family. it's like i've got a huge group of friends and family coming to the show tonight. we'll watch the whole thing. at the end, my mom gets to have

a great big 60th birthday cake. >> jimmy: that's great. [ cheers and applause ] and it gets you out of having to throw a big party for her. >> that's right. i look like a good son, when i'm, like, universal? i make it happen. pretty cool. >> jimmy: the kids in the movie are cute. the two little boys. >> they're awesome. >> jimmy: how old is the young boy? >> ty, the younger guy, i think he's 13 now. he actually had his 13th birthday at my house. he's a sweet kid, and, you know, some 13-year-olds, sometimes they're a little bit more mature, sometimes they're -- he's just a very, very sweet -- and you'll see his character in the movie. he's very innocent and wonderful. he's a great little kid, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. i thought were you going to say something weird at the end. >> yeah, and also he's a killer. no, don't clap yet. he's killed people. >> jimmy: steven spielberg, you've heard of him before, you've worked on this film. he produced all of the jurassic movies, this one included.

>> was that the bearded guy? >> jimmy: yes. yes. >> yes, yes, i remember that guy, yeah. >> jimmy: so, you know. i mean, working with steven spielberg. i know everybody asks you what it's like working with steven spielberg. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i think you have a really good take on just how odd it feels to be a movie star, and you don't necessarily think of yourself in that way. >> you know, it's weird, because when you come to, you come to hollywood, and you're chasing this dream. you want to be an actor, you know, like there's not a ton of milestones that are crystal clear that you know what they look like. because for the most part, the things that are going to help you get to your goal are movies that haven't been written yet. they're jobs that haven't existed yet. you're kind of giving yourself over to this thing saying please, i don't want to be a

waiter anymore. i want to be an actor. so there are very few things that are crystal year things that are clear of what would you want. but one of them is to work with an icon, to work with a steven spielbe spielberg. that to me is one of the goals. you don't even want to say it out lout, sounds ridiculous. what do you want to, do kid? i want to work with steven spielberg. yeah. right. to get to do that -- >> jimmy: and you're going to play indiana jones next, yes? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. interesting. i don't remember. >> jimmy: i thought i'd throw that out there. >> huh. well, i don't know, like, you know, i don't know. that's -- this movie is, to get to your question, "jurassic world" opens on june 12. >> jimmy: okay. all right. you don't have to answer the question. >> well, i have no answer to it. i don't know. i mean, no one has --

i missed a phone call the other day. unknown number. >> jimmy: it might have been him. >> i hope it wasn't him. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. this is unbelievable. tonight you're going to a party. steven spielberg might get a beard hair on your mom's birthday cake. i mean, that's pretty exciting. [ cheers and applause ] chris pratt, everybody. "jurassic world" opens friday. we'll be right back with abby elliot. [ cheers and applause ] snets ♪ >> dicky: get more music at itunes.com/fetti wap. instantly quenches skin to keep it supple and hydrated day after day. formulated with hydrating hyaluronic acid which retains up to 1000 times its weight in water. this refreshing water gel plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. for supple, hydrated skin that bounces back. new hydro boost.

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we're back, still to come music from fetty wap. our next guest is a very funny performer from a very funny family. she spent four seasons on "saturday night live." now, she co-stars in the new comedy "odd mom out." watch it mondays at 10:00 on bravo. please say hello to abby elliott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. your show is very funny by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i watched it today. you play, i don't want to ruin it by telling the whole thing but you play a really kind of a terrible person. >> yeah, she's a terrible person. she has this momzila named brooke. >> jimmy: a rich woman. >> $675 million her husband just comes into. and she is eight months pregnant in the series but never shows. so she has a flat as a board stomach. the entire time i never wore a prosthetic belly. but it was really fun. it's a great show. jill cardman is the creator. and stars in it as well. >> jimmy: it really is a funny show. and, like, i recognized those people from here in l.a. these are people that you see regularly. did you experience those people growing up in new york city? >> yeah, i definitely did. for this role in particular i

did research on the upper east side. and staked out on madison avenue and examined my prey and sort of saw these ladies, and i think, like, these ladies are everywhere, but on the upper east side especially. >> jimmy: yeah, they're concentrated. and there are certain pockets of l.a. -- wherever yoga pants are sold. >> right. any lululemon, any soul cycle. >> jimmy: by the way, my wife's been trying to get me to go to soul cycle. but now that i've seen your show, i'm never ever going to soul cycle. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it looked really, really terrifying to me. >> it's terrifying. the women are very scary and intimidating. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, we mentioned it earlier, your dad is chris elliot, the great comedian. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was thinking about it today, i'm not sure who loves him more, you or me. you might have the slight edge because of that father/daughter thing. >> right, i think i do. >> jimmy: but you brought a

picture. i know it was your dad's birthday last week. >> yes, last week was my dad's birthday, and we made eight batches of margaritas. >> jimmy: for how many people? >> four. >> jimmy: you each drank a batch? >> two. >> jimmy: you each drank two batches. my math is not the best. yeah. >> yeah. and he, he kept repeating after he made each batch, my god, what hast thou done to me and my family! he made the margaritas. he was the one. >> jimmy: your sister tweeted this picture, and it looks like he's saying it right there. each of you drank two of those? >> yeah, at least. >> jimmy: and you've been doing this since you were kids? >> yeah. the fun thing with, well, they have been, my parents both have been, but we had fun, creative birthday parties, you know, we had a petting zoo and now it's just, we just drink margaritas.

and we do this one fun game at every family gathering, dip our heads into a bucket of ice to see who can last the longest. >> really? >> jimmy: that's the ice bowl challenge, not to be confused with the ice bucket challenge, which is for a great cause. this is to sober us up before we go to bed. >> jimmy: who lasts longest in the bucket in general? >> i think my dad. >> jimmy: sure. you can't beat dad, especially on his birthday. you have to let him stick his head in the ice bucket. it's funny if you all go to sleep while his head is in the bucket. >> oh, yeah. >> when was it you first realized your dad was a famous guy? >> well, after "there's something about mary" which is an r-rated movie. i was in fourth grade. and he was in it. and a bunch of kids came up to me, and he had some very language-y scenes, and some kids came up repeating them to me.

and they wouldn't let me see it -- my parents wouldn't let me see it, but everyone in the class had already seen it eventually. >> jimmy: i see. >> yeah. and these are catholic kids. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you went to school with them. and how old were you when they finally let you see it? >> i think it was after that, that they were like, oh, we should show this to them, like this is educational. >> jimmy: and was it? >> no. >> jimmy: no, not really. now you've been on our show, not as a guest on our show, but you've been on our show several times in the past. >> yeah, no, this is where i got my start. you were so nice to me. i came on with my dad. and -- >> jimmy: right. the first time you came on and did something with your dad. i remember that. >> yeah, when i first moved out here. you were so nice and i got to do bit on this the show and i was really excite. what i really want to promote today is my new dvd set. >> jimmy: oh, you have a dvd set? >> i do. it's a box set. this is my best of jimmy, best of abby on jimmy. >> jimmy: you put out a box set?

[ cheers and applause ] well, that's -- how many dvds are in here? >> it's just one. it's a loose dvd. >> jimmy: if only we had a commercial for this, it would have helped us sell the product. >> announcer: for all the laughs, don't miss what "entertainment weekly" calls the funniest dvd of the year. "the best of abby on jimmy." there's volume one, spinning abby, which chronicles abby spinning in a chair. there's volume two, the mustache years. doesn't miss a single moment of abby with a mustache. and you'll be laughing through volume three, tgi abby. watch as she plays her most memorable role yet, waitress. it's tgi funny, you'll laugh! you'll get sick! you'll punch a man in the face!

when you collect all three volumes, get the dvd everyone's been waiting for. "abby walks in and waves." get two and a half minutes for three easy payments of $9.99. available at walgreens. >> jimmy: abby elliott! bravo's "odd mom out" airs mondays at 10:00pm on bravo. and we shall return with music from fetty wap. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. fesave $300 on beautyrestiss sleeand posturepedic.july sale! plus, pay no interest for 36 months on tempur-pedic and icomfort. sleep train's 4th of july sale is on now! ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel concert series is brought to you by at&t. mobilizing your world. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to chris pratt, thanks to abby elliot. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the song "trap queen," with some help from phony ppl, fetty wap! [cheers and applause] ♪

♪ ♪ i'm like hey whats up hello seen yo pretty soon as you came in that door i just wanna chill ♪ got for us to roll married to the money introduced her to my stove showed her how to whip it ♪ ♪ now she remixin for low she my trap queen let her hit the bando we be countin up ♪ ♪ watch how far them bands go we just set a goal talkin matchin lambos got 50 60 grand 500 though ♪ ♪ man i swear i love her how she work the damn pole hit the strip club we be letting bands go everybody hating ♪ ♪ we just call them fans though in love with the money i ain't never letting go ♪ ♪ and i get with my baby i just left the mall i'm getting fly with my baby yeah and i can ride with my baby ♪ ♪ i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby yeah and i can ride with my baby i just left the mall ♪

♪ i'm getting fly with my baby yeah and i can ride with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby ♪ ♪ i hit the strip with my trap queen cause all we know is bands i just might snatch ♪ ♪ up a rari and buy my boo a lamb i just might snatch her a necklace drop a couple on a ring ♪ ♪ she aint wanting for nothin because i got her everything it's big zoo wap from the bando without dinero can't go ♪ ♪ remy boys got the stamp count up hella them band though how can your bands go ♪ ♪ fetty wap i'm living fifty thousand how i stand though if you checking for my pockets i'm like ♪ ♪ and i get with my baby i just left the mall i'm getting fly with my baby yeah ♪ ♪ and i can ride with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby yeah ♪ ♪ and i can ride with my baby i just left the mall i'm getting fly with my baby ♪ ♪ yeah and i can ride with my baby i be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby ♪ ♪ i'm like hey what's up hello seen yo pretty soon as you came in that door i just wanna

chill ♪ ♪ got for us to roll married to the money introduced her to my stove showed her how to whip it ♪ ♪ now she remixin for low she my trap queen let her hit the bando ♪ ♪ we be countin' up watch how far them bands go we just set a goal talkin matchin lambos ♪ ♪ got 50 60 grand 500 though man i swear i love her how she work the damn pole hit the strip club ♪ ♪ we be letting bands go everybody hating we just call them fans though in love with the money ♪ ♪ i ain't never letting go i be smoking and you know backwoods what i roll remy boy fetty eating up ♪ ♪ that's fo sho i'll run in ya house then i'll your cause remy boyz or nothing ♪ ♪ re re remy boyz or nothing

♪ ♪ yeah, baby ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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