tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC July 15, 2015 11:35pm-12:38am PDT
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you. [ cheers and applause ] i hope everyone who deserved it had a good father's day. kids, children will buy cards and t-shirts and even little trophies that say that my father is the best dad in the world. but the fact of the matter is, simple math tells us the vast majority of these children are lying. i spent a lot of the day yesterday on my phone. a new thing that goes on that i think must be related to technology because i don't remember this happening in the past. now not only do you wish your father and grandfather, maybe godfather a happy father's day. you have to wish a happy father's day to every father you know.
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i got father's day text messages yesterday from 47 different people. now, i only have three kids. i only have one dad. and it's nice of them to do, i guess. then i feel bad, like i hadn't texted them earlier. so like, oh, yeah -- you, too, was meaning to members you but, well, you know what it's like being a dad, it's a busy job. but i can't wish every father i know a happy father's day. i know at least 500 fathers maybe 1,000 fathers. i'm not a good texter. so in order for me to send 500 texts i would have to start working on this the day after valentine's day. from now on i will only exchange father's day greetings with people who have seen me in my underpants. that's the new rule. and in person too. [ cheers and applause ] seen me in my underpants on tv? that doesn't count. close encounters only. later on we will share the results of our father's day youtube challenge. we do this every year. we asked people to serve dad breakfast in the shower. and we got, we got some great videos.
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really funny. so that is just a few minutes away. a fun father's day weekend for fans of the golden state warriors, a victory parade on friday. [ cheers and applause ] and all of the players were there including mvp andre iguodala whose name eludes the silver tongue of scott pelly. anchor of "the cbs evening news." >> at least half a million fans of golden state warriors celebrating their first championship in 40 years. some showed up at 3:00 in the morning. the biggest cheers went to top scorers steph curry and playoff mvp andre igwalda. >> jimmy: it's not igwalda. it's a reptile, it's a human being. iguodala. andre is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, this is exciting, this was cute. andre iguodala posted this picture to instagram yesterday for father's day. his son made a replica of the larry o'brien trophy, championship trophy.
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he made the sculpture back in april and waited until father's day to give it to his dad, so now he has two. he has the real one, and maybe he'll give me the other one. my son didn't sculpt me anything. i didn't win an nba championship this month. tonight on abc we had a new episode of "the bachelorette." it was a crazy one. if you haven't been following the show, a guy named nick who was on "bachelorette" just season just walked on to this show. he showed up. they let him join the show. as you might imagine did not go over well with the other guys who got on the show the old-fashioned way, by sending head shots, i don't know the way it is. caitlyn liked nick so much, invited him back to her hotel room where i guess, apparently they forgot to turn their mikes off. [ indistinct ] >> i know.
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>> heavy breathing and moaning. why are those guys sitting outside the door? is that the line? are they taking turns? [ cheers and applause ] like a waiting room at the dentist's office. that was kind of shocking. the other crazy thing they did. this week they traveled to ireland. of all of the date idea they ever had on the show, this one they had tonight might be the strangest. >> i know you guys were a little confused about the date card and the poem. so let me explain to you guys why we're here. i regret to inform you that -- the worst has happened. caitlyn is dead.
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>> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] caitlyn is dead? of course, caitlyn is not dead. what would happen if she was? would they keep going with the show? would they bring britt back? hey, i have terrible news. but also some very good news, brit. so anyway, they had a funeral for brit -- i mean for caitlyn, not brit. oh, who the hell cares? by the way, i want to say congratulations with the letter k to kim kardashian west and husband kanye west, they're pregnant with their second child. they revealed they're having a boy. they broke the news last night on instagram. which sounds about right. in that family they don't do sonograms they do instagrams. this means north will have a brother. that is probably the craziest thing they could do at this point is name the kid dave, dave
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west. and this is one of the perils of parenthood, diddy arrested for getting in a fight with his son's football coach. diddy's son justin combs plays football at ucla, the coach was reportedly screaming at justin during conditioning drills which coaches do. the report said diddy got upset attacked the guy with a kettlebell weight. you know those things. he was taken into custody on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. can cross fit equipment be considered a deadly weapon? i don't think so. they threw him in campus jail which -- unfortunately, you get no street cred for going to campus jail. [ laughter ] snoop's son, snoop dogg's son is playing football at ucla this season too. these coaches had better be careful. goes to show you no matter who your dad is he will find a way to embarrass you at school if you bring him along. my dad used to do the same thing at clarinet practice. here's a sign of progress. there's going to be a woman on
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the ten-dollar bill. the treasury secretary jack lou announced last week that a woman who is yet to be selected will be pictured in the center of the ten-dollar bill. they're planning to do this in the year 2020 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the 19th amendment which gave women the right to vote. who do you think the woman will be? it has to be oprah, right? [ laughter ] i mean, i would feel very safe knowing i had a little oprah in my pocket. the treasury department says they don't know. they're asking for suggestions on social media. it's a big deal because up until now, having your image on u.s. money has been an honor reserved exclusively for men and eyeball pyramids. and now the ten-dollar -- of course the current one features alexander hamilton, our first treasury secretary. he's getting demoted, being moved from the center to another part of the bill, which will be the second-worst thing to happen to alexander hamilton. i don't know, it's a history joke. i'm sorry.
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i'm really sorry. i didn't mean to do that. it will never happen again. it's weird that his face will not be in the center of the ten-dollar bill because -- >> hello, jimmy! >> jimmy: oh my goodness, it looks like we're getting a visit from beyond here. oh, wow, how about that. why -- may i see it is an honor to meet you, sir, it really is. >> likewise. >> jimmy: oh, okay. don't hit me. with your big head. thank you, i suppose i know why you're here. seeing as we're talking about the fact that a woman has replaced you on the ten-dollar bill. how are you feeling about that? >> it angers me to my core. how dare the treasury of all branches of government suggest such an act. who ever came up with the vile notion should be tried for treason. >> jimmy: well, mr. hamilton, before you get too upset you should know they say you will still be featured somewhere on the bill. you're not getting kicked off the bill. >> mr. hamilton. i'm not alexander hamilton. >> jimmy: you're not? >> no, i'm just some guy from the 1700s who hates women.
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>> jimmy: oh. >> never cared for them. >> jimmy: oh. >> i have always been into dudes. >> jimmy: oh, all right, well. then good day to you. it's very nice talking to you. >> it's the dollar bill, not the dollar jill. >> jimmy: okay. >> dollar bill not dollar jill! >> jimmy: all right, we get it. >> from 2016. >> jimmy: not alexander hamilton. we have to take a break. when we come back, children attack their fathers in the shower for our father's day youtube challenge. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you can't stand the heat, get off the test track. get the mercedes-benz you've been burning for
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every year at this time i issue one of our now infamous youtube challenges. in the past we asked kids to squirt their dads with a hose. one year, hop on pop while sleeping in bed. we had children dump breakfast on their dad in bed. this year i asked you to serve your father breakfast in the shower while he was showering, many of you answered the call. always way more people than i expect do this stuff. we got a lot of responses. we went through all of them. whittled them down to the best of the best. now this is what happens when the children of america unite against the very person who gave them life. >> hey, dad. >> what? >> happy father's day. >> stop it! >> dad, here, take it. take the breakfast. >> get out of here! >> happy father's day! >> give him his eggs now! give him tons! happy father's day! >> oh, man.
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what the hell is wrong with you guys? >> happy father's day! >> what the hell? what the hell? what is wrong with you? get out, get out! >> dada. happy -- >> what are you doing? he's going to spill that. oh, what are you all doing? what's that, grape juice? hey. >> happy father's day. >> i'm naked! >> what are you doing? >> we're feeding you breakfast in the shower.
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>> you know i'm naked, right? >> we're making some bagels, daddy. >> oh [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> happy father's day! >> you have an oatmeal bath now. >> dad. >> what? stop that! >> it's breakfast. >> what the hell is wrong with you? i had a pancake. >> here. >> what? >> here. >> get out. get out. >> no. >> i'm naked in here. >> eat it. >> get out. >> eat it. eat it. >> hey, happy father's day. >> okay. >> in honor of father's day i wanted to present you breakfast in the shower.
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>> stupid [ bleep ]. ♪ happy father's day to you ♪ happy father's day to you >> i'm naked! >> happy father's day. >> what? >> isn't this beautiful? >> are you serious? >> what do you have to say, daddy? >> i love jimmy kimmel. i'm going to kick your -- >> happy father's day. >> what -- i'm in the [ bleep ] shower! what are you doing? >> get out! aah! >> okay. >> eat a strawberry. >> [ bleep ]. >> happy father's day.
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>> thank you. [ bleep ]. >> happy father's day breakfast! >> oh! oh! >> jimmy kimmel made me do it! >> whoa! [ bleep ]! aah! [ bleep ]! >> happy father's day! [ giggling ] >> dude, come on. >> here you are! eggs! bacon! >> hey, do you have anything to say to jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy kimmel you're an [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: thank all the kids and moms and dads for participating. we'll get them back on april fools. we have a good show tonight. chris tucker is here. robert delong is here. mark feuerstein is here. and we'll be right back with nba finals mvp andre iguodala. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ r it's hotel policy. is it really hotel policy? i'm afraid so sir. do it. how about now? i deserve this. you deserve to be fired. four flavors, four shapes, cheetos mix ups. ♪ong: rachel platten "fight song" two million, four hundred thirty-four thousand,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, from the show "royal pains" and the new movie "larry gaye: renegade flight attendant" mark feuerstein is here. then, a very talented and funny man, chris tucker is with us. later on, his album is called "in the cards." music from robert delong. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jon hamm, lizzy caplan, comedian jesse elias, and sheila e. sitting in with cleto and the cletones. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight started the nba finals this year on the bench and ended up holding a pair of trophies. last week, he led the golden state warriors to their first
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title in 40 years. watch this. he did it just like that. oh, reminds me so much of myself at that age. please welcome the most valuable player and world champion too -- andre iguodala. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? hey, look at that. oh, these are nice. wow. thank you. thank you so much for these. that is very, very sweet of you. did you check these? or carry them on? how did this work? >> we got a pretty good staff with the warriors. >> jimmy: they got them out here for you? >> made sure they got out here safely. >> jimmy: nice.
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i mentioned earlier in the show your son sculpted his own version of the larry o'brien trophy for you. did he spray paint it gold? >> you know, it was crazy, i'm just chilling in the bathroom. he comes in. dad, here's your card. i'm like, thanks, son. he's like, i made you this a long time ago. but i waited until today to give it to you. it was a little thing he made in art class. this kid is special for him to think about me like that. it was really cool. >> jimmy: made it back in april? >> made this back in april. >> jimmy: wonder how you would have reacted had you guys lost and he presented it to you. it seems like having that on your mantel would be kind of sad in a way. >> his whole thing, told his mother. my fiancee. she says, what if they don't win? she saw it back in april too. he goes, well, he at least has the trophy if he doesn't win. >> jimmy: that's very sweet. >> i don't know where he gets the heart from. not me. >> jimmy: on friday in oakland you had the parade through the streets of oakland, you celebrated.
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was that a dream come true for you? >> that parade, it was kind of like being in a dream. when like when it's over, what just happened? where did we come from? that was an awesome experience. the fans came out and supported us. 1.1 million people. it was crazy. >> jimmy: then you guys just the team you fly to las vegas to have a private celebration. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> i was more the chaperone. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, so the whole time i'm just smiling, watching those guys have fun. they enjoyed themselves. the team, we had a ranking once it was all done. >> jimmy: who enjoyed themselves the most? >> we had a turn up rankings. >> jimmy: i see. who turned it? >> bronze to maurice speights. gold and silver was close. klay came in a close second. draymond took the gold medal. he did a great job of enjoyment.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice, i like that. somebody has to do that. so you're not starting all season long. you're coming off the bench. then you wind up starting in game four. first game you started? >> game four, yes. game four. >> jimmy: and winning the mvp? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's got to be extra. who told you? was it steve kerr, your coach, who told you that you would be starting that game? >> steve kerr told me that. >> jimmy: were you happy, but you thought, we have done so well to this point why would we mess with it? >> the evil in me was thinking, no, you made this decision to bring me off the bench, i'm staying on the bench. but we come from the same background. coach lute olsen was our college coach. >> jimmy: that's right. >> we had similar basketball terminology. and the things you should do on the court. i understood his vision, knew what he was trying to do the whole year, so it worked out.
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>> jimmy: he is a great guy. you got very lucky getting him, huh? >> very good dude. made me a couple promises. i made a promise to him if we didn't win the championship with me coming off the bench i was going to kick his ass. >> jimmy: what promise did he make you? >> he would get us, steph and myself, steph curry and myself are big golfers, we would go to augusta national. >> jimmy: augusta, oh. you don't need him to go to augusta. why do you need him? >> you need an in. he has an in. >> jimmy: he has an in, okay. these are pretty good ins right here. >> true story. >> jimmy: you're playing against lebron in the series, he's unbelievable. do you think he is the best player in the league? i won't make you answer that question -- >> i think at any given moment we have a lot of guys in the league. >> jimmy: he was a monster in the series. >> yes, he was. >> jimmy: i can't imagine being asked to guard this guy. you keep detailed notes. a notebook. every time you play him. you think about it and write things down. what did you write down in the notebook that you will use in the future?
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>> it's more -- the notebook's in my head. >> jimmy: no actual notebook. >> like jay-z, doesn't write rhymes. keeps them in his head. >> jimmy: i see. >> my defensive notebook on all the players i've learned to store them in my head. >> jimmy: do you think you will write these things down? >> no, somebody might steal them. because i actually -- i got things no one would know about certain guys. i know how to use it against them. >> jimmy: the guys probably don't know it about themselves. >> yeah, they don't. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. i know their tendencies. what they like to do before the game, the night before the game. >> jimmy: you do? >> i know all the dirt on the guys. >> jimmy: you're like the tmz of the nba going on here. >> you got to know that. i think you got to know that. i had a really good conservation with phil helmuth in vegas. he was talking about white magic -- >> jimmy: poker player. >> poker player. white magic and guys get nervous in certain situations because they don't live life right. there are karmic ways of the game. i know it will swing my way in the 50/50 balls.
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>> jimmy: karma worked out well for you. you have two beautiful trophies. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. such a great series. you played so well. all the guys did. it was a lot of fun watching you guys. that's andre iguodala, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nba draft thursday night at 7:00 on espn. we'll be right back with chris tucker! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to feel this special... you need to eat this special. kellogg's special k... made with whole grains and fiber to help a body thrive. ♪ folic acid and vitamin d... to make a body feel this good. start your day with 150 nourishing calories... in a bowl of special k. eat special, feel special. special k red berries, now with more real strawberries.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, robert delong and mark feuerstein. you know our next guest tonight from "friday" and all the "rush hour" movies too. his first, full-length stand-up special "chris tucker live" premieres on netflix july 10th. please welcome chris tucker! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy! >> jimmy: you didn't bring any trophy? >> no trophy. i went to game five, i couldn't get to one. >> jimmy: they don't give trophies to the fans, i guess. >> they don't. >> jimmy: fun to go to game five? >> it was fun. me and my son. best game in oakland. give it up for the oakland fans. they were great up there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your son loves basketball? >> my son loves basketball.
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he doesn't play basketball, he plays hockey. i didn't know hockey was so dangerous, man. >> jimmy: hockey is dangerous. >> i'm happy when the coach takes him out of the game. take my son out of the game! it's dangerous. all the white kids playing since they were 5. my son just started playing. the white kids be rolling. and my son be like -- he don't know what to do. i'm like take my son out of the game! >> jimmy: get him a pair of skates. that's number one. >> he's getting better, though. he plays lacrosse. he's a young jim brown. >> jimmy: lacrosse? >> he's the only black kid. it's not hard to find my son. there you go right there. how do you know he is the only black kid? >> jimmy: did you yell at the coaches like diddy? >> no. i used to when he was younger. now i'm like -- i don't yell. >> jimmy: it's bad, you have to be quiet. >> other parents look at you, like what's wrong with you? i want him to go pro.
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>> jimmy: you wind up on the internet is what happens. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you get anything good for father's day? >> i got something great. my son is so smart. put pictures on the phone, on this phone. i have a -- >> jimmy: family pictures? >> me and him. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> some of my favorite pictures. i love looking at all the time. >> jimmy: good looking kid too. that's nice. nice gift. he thought of dad ahead of time unlike some people over here visiting us tonight. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this guy up here. he got nothing for father's day. >> what? >> jimmy: took his family on vacation. thanks, dad. here's nothing. >> i wasn't expecting something. my son is great. he woke me up, gave me a card and everything. >> jimmy: nice. >> i've got to get my dad a card. >> jimmy: what did you give your dad? >> gave him me. i flew all the way to atlanta and came all the way back for the show. >> jimmy: that's nice. that's the best gift of all. >> told me to come home. i'm from the south we have to go home. >> jimmy: did you go to dinner? >> just at the house. a bunch of people. watching "good times" and things
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like that. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> happened to be on tv. it was great. all the family. my moms is there. we had a good time. >> jimmy: all right, very good. that's a good time. i love "good times." if you get me in a marathon. i will watch that. >> all day. >> jimmy: it will just go on and on -- >> don't worry about any problems. they had all the problems. all the problems in the world. life was so bad. >> jimmy: they even killed the father on the show. >> come on man. >> jimmy: one season. taking off his hat. saying how hard he worked. got laid off the docks. then he got killed off the show. >> it was a good episode. michael was in a gang. called the warlords. i never seen this one before. it was great. >> jimmy: a believable gang name too, the warlords. those are the '70s for you. you've been traveling all over the world, i understand. where have you been? >> i toured australia. on my tour. australia. abu dhabi, middle east. china. all over. >> jimmy: are you doing this because you're on the run from the irs? >> little bit. how did you know that?
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>> jimmy: it was in the news. it made the news. >> irs. i made so much money. my accountant couldn't count it. i love the irs. >> jimmy: you do? >> they're like the mafia. treated me like tony montagna. "scarface." okay, man. calm down, man, okay, relax, i'll get you the money, okay. >> jimmy: they don't like bit you don't pay. >> i said give me time. they said, we gave you time. >> jimmy: i better get another "rush hour." >> i know, i know. y'all want to see another "rush hour"? call warner brothers. call warner brothers. i call them every day. shoot. could use another $20 million. >> jimmy: when you had this problem, pick up the phone, call your friend, president clinton, take care of this for you. >> clinton said, tucker, you got it. you got it, tucker. let's go do it. do a movie, tucker. >> jimmy: do you remember where this photograph was taken? you, clinton -- >> yeah, in new york. it's a classic picture.
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i need that picture, man. it was michael and bill. it was great, man. >> jimmy: what were you guys doing? >> we were just there, man. just there. i was just there smiling. it's bill clinton, michael jackson! >> jimmy: you were very friendly with michael jackson? >> yes, michael was the greatest entertainer ever, and biggest in the world, the nicest guy in the world. he was just nice. i would go to neverland. i would say i liked something, he would give it to me. michael, i like that big-screen tv. you like it, chris? i like it. do you love it, chris? i love it. next day i would go home. michael would send the tv to my house. i would say, michael is nice and rich. next time -- >> jimmy: did you pay taxes on that gift? >> i did. i think i did. i think i did. >> jimmy: you know you are supposed to pay taxes on a gift like that. i just opened up another can of worms. >> i know, man. come on. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm going to give you this picture in exchange for that. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: this you won't have to
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pay anything for, retail value is not much, you'll be okay. >> appreciate it. i'm current now, i'm current. i think. >> jimmy: i find that hard to believe. your first big stand-up comedy special, televised. >> yeah, man. you know what? my movie career took off so fast. i put standup to the back burners by accident. then when i had all this time. i said i am going back to do standup. i did it a while age now putting it out on netflix. netflix, they go all around the world. it's simultaneously, and a great company, partnering up with them. putting it out july 10th. >> jimmy: july 10th. [ cheers and applause ] chris tucker, everybody. "chris tucker live" premieres exclusively on netflix july 10th. thank you, chris. very good to see you. we'll be back with mark feuerstein. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ong day and sometimes, an even longer night. helping with homework before doing your own. and you may think no one notices...
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: since i've asked everyone, how was your father's day? >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: good? >> great. went to see "inside out." >> jimmy: the pixar movie. >> phenomenal. >> jimmy: fantastic, yeah. >> to see everyone, inside of the brain. >> jimmy: you went to a movie on father's day. >> yeah. i sat there sobbing with my children throughout the movie. >> jimmy: your children said for dad's special day we're going to go to a kids' movie. >> yes, correct. >> jimmy: how about your parents? >> my parents the i don't know what they did for father's day. i called my father, you did the thing where you facetime with your father, you have terrible reception. it takes four hours. and no one heard a word anybody said. >> jimmy: your parents are in new york? >> my parents are in new york. i live in l.a. with my wife and three kids.
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when i'm shooting "royal pains," i stay next door to my parents. >> jimmy: what do you mean next door to your parents? >> i stay next door. i live in this apartment. >> jimmy: in an apartment next door. one thing to be in the house next door. it's another thing entirely to be next door to your parents. >> correct. so at the end of a long day of shooting i come home. i wander into my parents' apartment. i find my dad devouring a carcass of a chicken in his tighty whiteys. >> jimmy: i see. >> and my mother surrounded by stacks of magazines from 1975 that she still hasn't read. like the show "hoarders." she's one of those people. >> jimmy: a lot of mothers are. my mother is like that too. she has a lot of stuff. i am going to be the same way. >> me too. >> jimmy: magazines i can live without. there's a lot of other things. will you dine with them? >> they feed me. if i eat my salad i get ice cream. so that's nice. >> jimmy: are your parents retired? >> no, my father's a lawyer, my mother's a teacher, they work. they still work. >> jimmy: they work. yet they still find time to
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treat you like a kid when they get the chance. >> they do. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> it is. >> jimmy: i guess it is nice. you weren't abducted and forced into the apartment, correct. >> no, it's nice. i get to be -- you know. >> jimmy: were they supportive of your acting career? did you want to do this from when you were a little kid? >> i did not. i started acting in college. in high school i was kind of a jock. my father was very supportive. always on the sidelines cheering me on, going atta baby, mark! then suddenly i am a thespian. and doing shakespeare, henry iv in the chapel at our university and i remember doing a monologue. the lights come down, and a voice pierces the darkness. atta baby, mark! >> jimmy: really? >> mortified, i just froze. >> jimmy: there is a difference that must be respected. >> yes. football field. theater. >> jimmy: you made the movie yourself? >> i didn't direct it. my friend sam freelander directed it. i read the script. this became like my "rocky." i had to make this movie.
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"larry gaye: male renegade flight attendant." to raise money i had to get a list talent. i worked with stanley tucci. >> jimmy: i know him well. yeah, yeah. >> i sent him the script. i wasn't really getting -- he wasn't writing back. i have to get his attention. and i thought -- i was driving to work. i told my teamster, johnny san pietro, i'm going to go to balduccis get mozarella, you are not going to balduccis, you are going to russo's in brooklyn, that's where they have the best mozzarella. he went to russo's, picks up mozzarella, a bunch of others, drove it to south salem, new york. the next day stanley calls me. he says, mark, i'm not going to do it because you sent me prosciutto, i'm going to do it because i love you. >> jimmy: a waste of money? >> a good investment. >> jimmy: russo's profited off you. holes, henry winkler?
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>> henry winkler, taye diggs, danny beauty, jason alexander, an unbelievable cast. >> jimmy: that's great. you called upon them because you are friendly with them? >> some required bribes. >> jimmy: you had to give them all food? >> jason alexander, cup cakes at his door in l.a. others did it because they loved, all loved the script. >> jimmy: you're like uber fresh or something. do male flight attendants like to be referred to as male flight attendants or flight attendant? >> i think they're fine with male flight attendants. >> jimmy: they're fine? male nurses don't like to be called male nurses. >> i didn't realize that. >> jimmy: they like to be called nurse. >> i'm going to say, hey, male nurse! please come in! >> jimmy: is this something that will hound you every team you get on a plane? >> i have befriended every flight attendant on every flight i've flown. so i pretty much know every flight attendant on american airlines. they've taught me their lingo.
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words like -- there's crotch watch. >> jimmy: what's that? >> crotch watch, it could be if a particular flight attendant was checking out various passengers' packages. but it's actually when they just check to see if they've put on their seat belt. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's all. nothing that racy. >> jimmy: what are other ones? >> coach roa, flight attendant who only goes in coach, doesn't like to go in first class or business. >> jimmy: , really? >> yes. these are the things you learn, jimmy. >> jimmy: fascinating. if you want an education, this is the film for you. "larry gaye: renegade male flight attendant" is in select theaters and available on demand. mark feuerstein, everybody. and we shall return with music from robert delong. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: i'm so tired i'm going to sit in the audience. i would like to thank andre iguodala, chris tucker, mark feuerstein and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is coming up next, but first, his album is called "in the cards." here with the song "don't wait up" robert delong. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ waiting on the phone to ring and wake us up again lost inside a dream with halls that never seem to end ♪ ♪ falling from the ceiling i keep crawling on the floor can't ignore the feeling this has happened all before ♪ ♪ i stumble out of my home i'm looking out every now and then if i'm leaving my home i don't know when i'll be ♪ ♪ back again so don't you wait up on me i'm leaving with the light ♪ ♪ don't wait up on me i've got a restless mind trying to pull
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ahead i'm always chasing time ♪ ♪ don't wait up on me i've got a restless mind i've got a restless mind ♪ ♪ waiting for the phone to ring and shake me up again pull me out from underneath the state that i've been in ♪ ♪ searching for a reason i've been looking for the door nothings gonna keep me here just waiting anymore ♪ ♪ i stumble out of my home i'm looking out every now and then if i'm leaving my home i don't know when ♪ ♪ i'll be back again so don't you wait up on me i'm leaving with the light don't wait up on me ♪
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♪ i've got a restless mind trying to pull ahead i'm always chasing time don't wait up on me ♪ ♪ i've got a restless mind i've got a restless mind so don't you wait up on me i'm leaving with the light ♪ ♪ don't wait up on me i've got a restless mind trying to pull ahead i'm always chasing time ♪ ♪ don't wait up on me i've got a
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