temperatures will come down fix week in time for everyone. >> thanks sandhya. we appreciate your time. >> for all of us here, thanks for joining us right now. caitlyn >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, owen wilson, "the bachelorette" kaitlyn and her fiance sean, and music from juanes. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sure enough, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. a special welcome to those visiting us. it was hot today, huh? it was hot all weekend. pretty much everywhere. not just in hollywood, all over the united states. we are all -- we're nothing more than beer-battered fish sticks under a giant heat lamp at a sizzler buffet the size of the world. a tip i use to beat the heat. i keep my bra in the freezer. it was an especially hot and steamy night here on abc with the season finale of "the bachelorette." they promised once again that tonight's show would be one of the most dramatic finales ever. once again, it wasn't. [ laughter ] just one time i'd like to hear them say, tonight's finale might

be ranked eighth or ninth. it's not super dramatic. it's medium. dramatic enough. just watch. in case you missed it. how dare you did you did. kaitlyn had two guys to choose from, sean b. and nick. nick wasn't technically on the show. he was from last season of the bachelorette who barged on to the show, episode four or five. somehow made it to the final two. in the final two last season of "the bachelorette" with andi, she rejected him. this year his proposal fell on deaf ears. kaitlyn chose sean. all nick got out of it was an awkward limo ride home. ♪ ♪ i am the world's biggest joke. >> that is not true. not as long as donald trump is

running for president. have laugh [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i asked people about this. why was he wearing a ring? did he get engaged with himself also? but the fact that kaitlyn picked sean b. is exciting for me. every season after the first episode, i pick who i think is going to win. here's how i picked this time around. >> the man who i believe kaitlyn will choose to spend the next four to six months of her life with, sean b. sean b. sean b. [ cheers and applause ] in the v-neck t-shirt. i have now picked five of the last seven bachelor or bachelorettes, the last three in a row. this is why they call me rostradamus. that's right. i do have to admit, my wife helps me. by helps me i mean she tells me who to pick. i just pick whoever she says. in any event. kaitlyn and sean b. are here

tonight. we'll chat later. guillermo and i took kaitlyn shopping for a wedding dress. we'll have that for you. one thing i want to ask kaitlyn is, how is it possible to be in love with two guys on tuesday, and then on wednesday you're out of love with one of the guys and planning to marry the other guy. i don't know how that works. speaking of televised love making. have you seen this? [ laughter ] >> what are you doing? what are you guys up to? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: back to work. that might be the best thing i've ever seen. remember that the next time you

let a dog lick you on the face. meanwhile -- according to multiple new polls, donald trump is still leading the field of republican candidates for president which i have to say is all going to be very funny until the white house is covered in gold paint. it really is. a cnn poll has trump with 18% ahead of jeb bush in second place with 15%. this is how we do things now. we find our spouses on "the bachelorette" and our presidents on "the apprentice." i just want donald trump to stay in long enough to see him making a speech out in the rain. have we ever seen that hair wet before? i'm guessing it's going to look like a drowning ferret but i'd like to see for myself. meanwhile, in sweden saturday. snoop dogg was taken into custody on suspicion of drug use. can you imagine them suspecting snoop dogg of using drugs? i don't think so. snoop had a concert in sweden. after the concert, cops pulled his limo over and determined snoop seemed to be under the influence.

they have a real crack squad of detectives around there. they're very strict on marijuana in sweden. if swedish people smoke pot no one would ever be able to follow the instructions to build anything from ikea. so snoop documented and videotaped the unpleasant experience and posted it to instagram. >> we getting sweated by the police right now. i don't know what country we in but they sweating us right now for nothing. this [ bleep ] sweating me for nothing. he's got me in the back of a police car in sweden, cuz, [ bleep ] pulled over for nothing. taken to the station where i got to pee in the cup. for anything. i ain't did nothing. all i did was came to this country and did a concert. now got to go to the police station. for nothing. snoop dogg, a lot of you are concerned about me. i made it through. took me down there. made me pee in a cup. didn't find [ bleep ]. no case no nothing. [ bleep ]. yeah. >> jimmy: that is a shame. i'm going to say something to the people of sweden.

this is your loss. a guy like snoop over the course of a lifetime would probably buy $30,000 to $40,000 worth of those swedish fish. now he will buy nothing and you lbt ones. how is it possible they didn't find anything in that cup? [ laughter ] the only way that makes sense if there was no bottom in the cup when he gave the sample. this is pretty great. this is one of the best local news clips i have ever seen. it comes to us from the cbs affiliate in reno, nevada. anchorwoman there, andy gorvaro doing a story on amazon.com, her co-anchor, john potter chimed in with quite a story of his own. >> amazon is worth more than the nation's biggest retailer. the online store valued at $264 billion. at last check, wal-mart was valued at $234 billion. >> you know why? because they sell sex toys and wal-mart can't or won't sell sex toys. amazon does. a friend of mine works in the warehouse. he says they sell a ton of them. i'm just telling you how it is.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. wow. you know we're on the news, right, while you're talking? what the hell is happening in reno? any of you watch the new caitlyn jenner show last night? a lot of people did watch it. last night on e!, "i am cait." premiered, tied for the number one spot on cable tv. i watched it. i have to say my favorite part of the show when kim and kanye showed up in the middle of the show. kanye scored a lot of points for supporting bruce jenner's transition to caitlyn jenner. it showed another, a friendlier side of him. it was nice of him to agree to be part of the new series. but watch this. >> hey, look who's here. >> you look beautiful. >> thank you very much. >> good to see you. >> what up? >> good to see you. >> come on in. >> let's slow that down. and focus -- on kanye's face. pay close attention to it as he comes in here.

there he is. he's like, hey, how is it going? and -- >> good to see you. >> come on in. >> he tried. he really tried. it's hard coming to face to face with your father-in-law's cleavage. it really is. with this and "the bachelorette" it has been -- been maybe the biggest week for kaitlyns ever. there are so many of them now. we would have fun. which k-caitlyn said it? i'll read a quote from one of the k-caitlyns it is. you decide which it is. i am in love with two guys and two guys are in love with me, which k-caitlyn said that? the bachelorette, yes, the bachelorette kaitlyn, yes. kanye and i have never really been very close, but i love his open-mindedness. i love how he helped kim come to

grips with what is going on. which k-caitlyn said it? >> jenner! >> caitlyn jenner. let's find out. yes it is. next quote. my big concern obviously from the beginning besides all the rest of the kids is kendall and kylie. are these too obvious? [ laughter ] okay. well, thank you for playing anyway, that was which k-caitlyn said it. we could have done better research on it. we'll take a break. when we come back guillermo and i have something special. we took the now former bachelorette kaitlyn shopping for a wedding dress. we will show that to you when we come back. stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ a-b-c, it's easy as 1-2-3 ♪ as simple as do-re-mi ♪ a-b-c, 1-2-3 baby you and me

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[ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show. owen wilson, "the bachelorette" kaitlyn and sean. we'll have mousse trick juanas. tonight was the dramatic season finale of "the bachelorette." sean proposed to kaitlyn. kaitlyn said yes, which means a 20% chance they will get married. a lot to do planning a wedding, lots of things to take care of. a lot of errands. guillermo and i. for guillermo and i, fashion is our passion. isn't that correct? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: we decided to pitch in and do what we do best. which is take kaitlyn to buy a wedding dress. ♪ >> guillermo: here we are. let me get the door. >> jimmy: yes, thank you. >> thank you, guillermo, such a gentleman. >> jimmy: thank you for being a gentleman. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> jimmy: is there anyone here? >> hello. >> hi, welcome to lovely bride.

hi, i'm rebecca. >> hi, i'm kaitlyn. >> i'm also kaitlyn. >> also kaitlyn. >> nice to meet you. >> guillermo: nice meeting you. >> jimmy: we're excited to be here. somebody is getting married. >> congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: she needs a wedding dress. do you have any of those here? >> maybe a couple, yeah. >> jimmy: show us around, show us what you have. >> all right, right this. have you tried on dresses before? >> jimmy: yes, i have. >> guillermo: i haven't. >> are you thinking lace, something ball gown. >> not poofy. >> jimmy: not poofy. >> guillermo: sexy. >> lacy. sexy. not too sexy. >> jimmy: don't want this to be like a kardashian wedding, we want this to be classy. >> maybe a little bohemian? >> jimmy: what do you mean, like you're going to have hair under your armpits and stuff? >> we have different colors, nontraditional color, like pinks -- >>. >> jimmy: can i interrupt? have you been watching the show? is that why you told her she

cannot wear a white dress? i mean, really. we're very offended. >> we have a lot of white dresses. >> guillermo: your body, everything will fit right for you. >> oh, i've got to hang out with him more often. >> jimmy: isn't he a horny little sweetheart. let's grab a few of these, try them on. ♪ >> are you guys going to be right here? >> have a seat. >> jimmy: should i put this down? >> thank you. >> guillermo: you guys need help or anything, we'll be right here. yeah, this is going to be boring. i hope she doesn't take forever. >> jimmy: i hope so too. i know. this is why guys are lucky that we can't see the wedding dress before the wedding. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: so we don't have to go through any of this stuff. >> guillermo: no. you want something to drink? >> jimmy: huh? >> guillermo: do you want something to drink? >> jimmy: you have shot glasses in your pants? >> guillermo: yeah. in my pocket, yeah. ♪ i'm walking on sunshine oh

>> guillermo, i don't like this one. >> jimmy: why, too tight? let me see it. >> jimmy: yeah, looks like you are going to a hooker ballet. >> guillermo: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: maybe have one of these. cheers. ♪ and don't it feel good >> jimmy: looks like a tablecloth. ♪ ♪ walking on sunshine ♪ walking on sunshine >> guillermo: wow. >> wow good, wow bad? >> guillermo: no, it is terrible. >> we need something more glamorous. little less bohemian. >> absolutely, i'll grab something. >> jimmy: okay, you go grab something. do you have any bridesmaids dresses? >> yeah. ♪ this is going to be the best day of my life ♪ >> wow. >> jimmy: love it?

>> it's -- really flattering in the bust area. really brings out your chest hair. >> jimmy: shall we try on some others? >> i'm like, i love it. but i'm not like, hey. >> jimmy: i feel like if prince got married, this is what his mother would wear to the wedding. >> you guys didn't give me this reaction. i'm excited about both dresses so far. >> jimmy: i feel in a way you're kind of making fun of us. >> you're right, i am. >> guillermo: that's not cool. >> jimmy: no, it's not cool. >> i learned that bullying is not cool. i apologize. >> jimmy: #nobullying. >> oh. are you wearing my leather leggings? >> jimmy: i am wearing your pants, yes. >> how did you fit in those? okay. here's my main concern. i don't want my bridesmaids looking better than me. >> jimmy: oh! >> guillermo: that's really nice. >> that's my only concern with this one. >> jimmy: i like the color. a tangelo.

>> i know, it's good with the skin tone. and also how come you get clips and guillermo doesn't? >> guillermo: because i got more butt. >> i know how that happens, yeah. i like it without the leather leggings. now i'm concerned you're stretching them. >> jimmy: i don't think they're going to come off. these might be on for a few years. >> guillermo: sit comfortable. sit down. open your legs wide. >> jimmy: how long before the baby comes? >> guillermo: suck it in. >> jimmy: i'm sucking. >> guillermo: breathe, breathe. push! >> jimmy: you know what is funny it? it's so easy. ♪ wedding march >> jimmy: wow, that is nice. >> guillermo: nice. i like it. >> you do? >> guillermo: i say yes to the dress. >> is that a j? >> jimmy: say yes to the dress. >> guillermo: that's what i mean, jes to the dress. >> when you say yeah, you say yeah -- >> guillermo: jes. >> jimmy: he called me yimmy for

years. there's one thing i want to try. stay right there. we have to see how it looks with sean b. >> hey, sean b. >> jimmy: get in there with him. >> how does it look? right? >> jimmy: i think it looks great. i think it looks so right. >> guillermo: nick -- get out of here. >> jimmy: get lost. should we have a toast? ♪ don't it feel good ♪ oh yeah ♪ all right ♪ walking on sunshine [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. music from juanes, be back with kaitlyn and sean b., and owen wilson. so stick around!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. earlier tonight on abc you saw

them engaged to be married. from "the bachelorette," kaitlyn and sean b. are here and i have so many amazing questions for them. this will be the most shocking post-engagement bachelorette interview yet. and then his latest album is called "loco de amor tour edition" from colombia, juanes from the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night we have a good show. armie hammer will be here, natasha leggero will join us, music from big talk. and later this week, christina applegate, jason bateman, rick springfield, nicole richie, and music from tyler the creator and stephen marley. so please join us for all of those shows. you know, it's -- on the night we celebrate kaitlyn and sean b.'s engagement, it seems most appropriate to welcome a first guest who's wholly capable of crashing their wedding. you know him from too many beloved movies to mention, his latest is the thriller "no escape." it opens august 26th. please say hello to owen wilson.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was -- that was uncomfortable. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i'll be damned. there you are making out with the bachelorette. no one would ever guessed that one. >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: you weren't making out? >> no, we were just saying hello. i was just in europe. and then europe you sort of kiss people on the cheek. and then once on the mouth. >> jimmy: oh, it's a european thing you were doing. >> you're so american, jimmy. so puritanical. >> jimmy: i need to got out

more. where in europe were you? >> i was in italy. >> jimmy: i have heard of it, yes. you were in -- oh, you were shooting -- yeah, you were shooting "zoolander right? >> zoolander 2. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. that's nice. >> it was nice. >> jimmy: by the way, playing a male model in italy where all the food is fantastic seems like the worst possible place to be. >> well, it was a little bit of a challenge because italian food, it's not exactly gluten free. >> jimmy: no, it is not. >> you know, i did struggle with that early on. and ben was giving me notes about, you know, you're playing a supermodel. then i decided maybe i could play this guy kind of doughy, doughy super model. they don't always have to be ripped. right? >> jimmy: that's true. >> i went that direction. and i think when you see the movie, i think you'll like that choice.

i think it's more human. it's more inclusive. >> jimmy: did you bring your son, you have two boys, did you bring them to rome with you? >> yes, they both came and visited. >> jimmy: how old are they? >> ford, 4 1/2. finn is 1 1/2. ford, he was able to enjoy rome. i tried to kind of think up little activities for him. i set him up for -- with his mom to go see the vatican. i said, ford what was your favorite part of the vatican? none of it! >> jimmy: really? >> it reminded me of how like crazy, me and my brothers must have driven my parents. you want them to get into stuff. then it's like, how do you get a 4-year-old to get into the sistine chapel? they don't care. >> jimmy: they choose chuck e. cheese over the sistine chapel any day. >> then i did, we got to find something that ford will be into. so we had kind of -- we took him to gladiator school, which they really have over there. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. they really have it.

and gelato school. although we actually had to stop calling it that. ford was like, "no more school." even if it was gelato school. >> jimmy: i would have went there instead of college had i known this existed. gladiator school is like the roman gladiators? >> that's rougher. i get there. i got drafted into gladiator school also. the guy was very intense about it. he was calling -- i guess gladiators were all slaves or something. >> jimmy: yes. >> so he's calling you "slave." he's teaching you these sword moves. you had to put on a tunic. and -- >> jimmy: he's calling you slave in english or using the italian word for slave? >> that was the only english he knew, it seemed. everything else was in italian. >> jimmy: you brought a video of your son. >> he was a little better. did a little better. >> jimmy: let's take a look at that here. >> see that's the tunic that the slave gladiators had to wear. >> jimmy: your son mastered slow

motion, i see. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> he's really doing it. >> jimmy: he is good. >> looks like the matrix or something. >> jimmy: it does look like the matrix. [ cheers and applause ] >> watching that you are like, like anything that you put in slow motion kind of looks cool. >> jimmy: it does, you are right. >> really does. >> jimmy: if your son is ever attacked by half dozen sacks of flour, he will be perfectly fine. when were in -- i'm guessing your parents did not take you to a movie set in rome when you were a kid. >> no. >> jimmy: what did you do in the summer? go to camp? did you work? >> i did. my older brother loved camp. i went one year. i didn't love it. it seemed too structured for me. i kind of wanted summer to be sort of, you get to do what you want, run around, go up to 7-eleven and play video games. and this camp was like, okay, you have 25 minutes to swim, you have a swim partner.

and go to archery, you go to leather, the tool work or something. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i was saying, what kind of a camp is this? >> i've don't know what it was. i don't know what it was. but i also didn't fall for their sort of, they tried to kind of manipulate you with, taking pride in cleaning your cabin. i didn't have any pride. cleaning my cabin. >> jimmy: what kind of jobs did you do when you got older? >> well, my dad was big on us having summer jobs. and i had quite a few. i was a -- i was a pool cleaner one summer. in dallas. and that, i kind of expected to be sort of, wow that's going to be kind of, you know, you can't help but think when you are a teenager as a pool cleaner you are going to maybe, you know, kind of, you know, you might like stumble into something kind of --? >> jimmy: right. like in the movies. >> yeah. like in those movies. >> jimmy: did you stumble into anything? >> the closest i came was

startling some poor lady who was sunbathing topless. yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. not bad. >> pretty good. >> jimmy: were you a good pool cleaner? did you take pride in your work? >> i did. i don't know if my boss that i was that great. i was let go halfway through the summer. >> jimmy: oh, you were. >> i had an unorthodox style of cleaning the pools. where i would get in the pool. and i think it was kind of upsetting to some of the homeowners to look out and see their pool man in the pool. and it's like -- >> jimmy: hey, you know, you're thorough. >> yes. >> jimmy: owen wilson is here. his movie is "no escape." we'll be right back.

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>> lucy! lucy! get out of the pool. come here. get out of the pool! come here! >> that is owen wilson in "no escape." [ cheers and applause ]

opens august 26th. that is a harrowing, harrowing film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the addition of the children in something like this really makes it kind of, i mean, it's terrifying, especially as a parent i think. >> well, i think so. i know when i first kind of read the story, it was that idea. because it isn't so much that you're having to do action stuff. it's like, what would you do to sort of protect your family? i think that sort of is the idea. i think that's the tag line on the poster. how far would you go? i guess it is kind of a rhetorical question, i don't imagine many people saying -- >> jimmy: i think i would go as far as to put the life preserver in the door, that's it. that's it. then i would let them kill me would be my next move. yeah. is this based on, not based on something that actually happened is it? >> no. it's just from the writer's imagination. although we filmed in thailand. and it's a wonderful country and great people. there was some protests going on

during the filming that kind of continued on for months. >> jimmy: against you? >> no, it wasn't against me. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> thankfully. this time. but it was -- there was something i guess, they don't like the person, the prime minister, and some people wanted to bring the king back, but i think he's in his 90s. but it was like a big protest movement. and the day that i was leaving thailand somebody asked for a picture. they gave me something to put around my neck. >> jimmy: the picture i have here. now this is you. and just a random kid? >> yeah, like a thai kid or something. but in the -- i guess this thing that i put on identified me with the rebels. [ laughter ] i'm not kidding. and where all of a sudden they were like getting, they were calling, the prime minister's office saying i was going to be detained from leaving because i guess these colors and that whistle meant that i was siding

with the protesters. so you have to be so careful. >> jimmy: you really do. you know, you have to be careful. yeah. if the looks like something you wear on fourth of july. >> that's what i thought. >> jimmy: to be the ref at a potato sack race or something. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good to see you. glad you got out of thailand. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: owen wilson! "no escape" opens in theaters august 26th. we'll be right back with the bachelorette! it's a long day and sometimes, an even longer night. helping with homework before doing your own. and you may think no one notices... but she does. she sees more than "mom," she sees determination. we do too. for nearly 40 years, we've designed an education for people just like you. learn more at phoenix.edu.

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welcome back. still to come, music from juanes. when it come to women, i rarely get to say i was right, but dammit, i was months ago. i picked her mate and she is here with him and an engagement ring tonight please welcome the now former-bachelorette kaitlyn and her fiance sean b. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: let me tell you something, besides congratulations, i knew the moment you didn't show up in a cupcake car that you were the one. i really did. >> thank you. >> jimmy: just to be straight, how many men are you in love with currently, right now, as we sit here on this couch? >> one. >> jimmy: just the one. okay. very good. [ cheers and applause ] something i was thinking of when i watched the show, any woman who's ever been proposed to twice in one day in real life? >> technically he did not propose. >> jimmy: true, you short circuited before a proposal. have you guys watched the show together? >> bits and pieces. >> yeah, we facetime and watch our parts. and get all cute. >> jimmy: just your parts, just the parts where you're together? >> right. >> jimmy: i was wondering. there are some things that might be uncomfortable. >> tony, how in love with him i was. >> jimmy: no, no, no. like -- well, there was one scene in particular, that notorious scene, that i assume you have not watched, sean? >> i don't know what scene you

are talking about. >> i don't know what scene you're talking about. >> jimmy: just to refresh your memory, we have the tape. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is -- you remember? >> that was a.j., right? >> big day. >> jimmy: this was i thought, very interesting. very strange too. sean, you are talking to kaitlyn's mom and dad. you explain that even before you were a contestant, before kaitlyn was selected as the bachelorette, you -- what happened here exactly? you drew this little -- >> i can't tell -- is this a little creepy? i don't know. >> it's not creepy. >> jimmy: yes. a little bit. >> it's romantic. >> i was watching "the bachelor" with my sister. she got sent home. sitting in the limo and crying. i felt really bad for her. there was something i felt. and i was on snapchat. and drew a heart around her and sent that to my friends and said, i'm coming for her. >> jimmy: what did your friends

say? >> they said, you're crazy. >> you weirdo. >> jimmy: speaking of snapchat. i want to mention. i think you're the first bachelorette ever to accidentally reveal the ending to the show. >> i actually felt really bad. we both felt bad. >> jimmy: tell us the story of what happened. you told me about this when we did the wedding dress thing. what happened? >> we were sending snaps to one of the producers. >> because there's only a few people that know we're together so we get all excited when we're together to send a snap. oh my gosh, we can send it to a producer! i'm cutting you off. sorry. >> no, that's fine. i get out of bed. i pick up my phone. go on twitter. there is hundred of pictures of my stupid face laying in bed with her. i start having a panic attack, i couldn't even breathe. bent over the bed, my god what did i do? i thought it was me. she is yelling at me. >> you idiot! you snap chatted a picture of us? he's looking like, you did it! and i was like -- and we want to full panic mode. >> jimmy: the picture that you guys accidentally snap chatted.

>> very flattering. i think if we meant to do that it would look a lot better than that. >> jimmy: i think i'm blocking you there. yeah. that was a big mistake. i will tell you they were very, very mad at you here at abc. >> i know. i know. totally aware. >> jimmy: somehow they got mad with me for this and i had nothing to do with it at all. >> they picked me up in a car half-hour later and drove me home. >> jimmy: how did sean do with the ring he picked out? >> you tell me. >> jimmy: put your hand right there. let's see. i know a lot of women are very interested in that. [ cheers and applause ] >> he nailed it. >> eeny-meeny-miney-mo is that how you did it? >> i didn't have like -- i wasn't like, i want this, i need this. just let him pick it. >> jimmy: it would be weird if you explained that to all the guys on the show, you know what kind of ring that you were looking for, that would be an even stranger thing than the already strange things that you guys had to do. >> what's strange in that world? i'm not sure anymore. >> the ring is good. you do not have a ring, i notice.

why did nick have a ring on in the thing? >> who's nick? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the other guy. >> jimmy: sean, let's say you weren't on the show, you were watching the show. whatever. if you had to pick one of the guys to be with kaitlyn which of the guys would you pick? that's easy, hands down, ryan macdill. >> the drunk guy from night one. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> we are two peas in a pod. >> i'd say ben h. >> jimmy: ben h. i figured you guys seemed pretty friendly. kaitlyn will you invite any of the women you met on the bachelor, to the wedding. >> oddly enough, the final three, me, bekaa, whitney, are the three best friends anyone could ever have. they'll probably be in my wedding party. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. and ashley s., why wouldn't you want her at your wedding? >> jimmy: ashley s., seems like 20 years ago. doesn't it? >> i know. >> jimmy: she's going to be on "the bachelor pad." >> bachelor in paradise." i see how you get the two

confused. >> jimmy: it's very different from "bachelor pad." >> yes. >> jimmy: totally different, spelled completely differently. >> spelled completely different. >> jimmy: one more thing. and i don't want to put too much pressure on you guys. i know there is a lot of pressure. thinking of myself here. every year, twice a year for like 13 years now we have seen people get together. then they come on the show. and it's like they seem to be very much in love. they're touching each other. et cetera. all of the things people are supposed to do. next thing we know see them on the cover of the magazine with a tear down the center. so, for all of us, because, quite frankly my heart can't take it anymore. i would like you to make a pledge. i would like it if you would, just look into this camera right here. and -- repeat after me, i would like you to swear on this stack of "us weeklies." we, state your names. >> we, kaitlyn and sean b. >> jimmy: sean b. do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. >> jimmy: that we are in love. >> that we are in love. >> that we are in love. >> jimmy: that we will get

married. >> that we will get married. >> that we will get married. >> jimmy: or we'll at least be together one year from today. >> or we will at least be together for one year from today. >> or we will at least be together for one year from today. >> jimmy: because if we're not -- >> because if well are not? >> because if we are not? >> jimmy: this was a huge waste of everyone's time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: keep repeating. >> this was a huge waste of everyone's time. >> this was a huge waste of everyone's time. including ourselves. >> jimmy: if we are not still in a committed relationship -- >> and if we are -- what? >> jimmy: not still in a committed relationship -- >> and if we are still not in a committed relationship? >> not still in a committed relationship. >> jimmy: on july 27th, 2016 -- >> on july 27, 2016. >> on july 27, 2016. >> jimmy: we will pay jimmy kimmel $1,000. >> we will pay jimmy kimmel $1,000. >> we will pay jimmy kimmel $1,000. >> jimmy: which he may collect in a lump sum -- >> which he may collect in a lump sum? >> which he may collect in a lump sum. >> jimmy: or over the next 30 years in monthly installments of $2.77. >> or over the next 30 years in

monthly installments of -- >> blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah. >> jimmy: amen. >> amen. >> amen. >> jimmy: all right. you said it. it's legally binding. sean and kaitlyn. the two-night premiere of "bachelor in paradise," kicks off sunday, august 2nd. we'll be right back with music from juanes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank owen wilson, kaitlyn, sean b., and i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, his album "loco de amor - tour edition" here with the song "juntos" juanes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in foreign language ]

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