we appreciate your time. hope you have a great weekend. for sandhya patel, larry beil, i'm dan ashley. good night. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, mindy kaling, ricky martin. and this week in unnecessary censorship with cleto and the cletones. and now, just arriving, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you. very nice. thank you for being here. i will tell you it is -- it is hot everywhere. it is humid. it's terrible. you know why it is so hot today? ricky martin is here. that's why it's hot. [ cheers and applause ] right now in, in new york right now it is fashion week. which also known as watch hungry women walk week. fashion week, for those who aren't familiar is the week that answers the question -- how many emaciated teenagers will it take to convince someone to spend $10,000 on a dress. a lot of people are interested. the only way you can get me to care with fashion week is if you mashed it up with shark week some how. love to see a hammerhead swallow a $28,000 birken bag.

better get the fashion week stuff over before the pope gets there. pope francis is coming to new york, washington, and philadelphia. he'll be here on the 22nd. better get your acts together. this will be the pope's visit to the united states, never been here before, before he was pope. shame he is not coming to l.a. would love to take him to knott's berry farm. someone developed pope emoji's for your phone. show you what they look like. this is a real thing. that's not a fake thing we made up. that's the pope emoji. get that. text title people. your mom. i don't know who. but before the pope arise. i want to make something clear. we need to make a good impression on the pope. this is the pope emoji. this is the poop emoji. this is the pope. this is pope.

pope. poop. do not mix them up. okay. i wonder if the pope texted omg, if g would text him back? do you think? hey, here is something that needs to be cleaned up before the papal visit. a love story, i guess. comes to us courtesy of the local cbs station in norfolk, virginia where a couple thought it would be a good idea to consummate their relationship right out on the cement. >> a couple caught in the act in an open parking lot during the middle of the day. two days ago after the show caught the eyes of witnesses jackson was arrested and charged with drunk in public. palmer was unconscious while the two were hooking up. >> in the beginning i consented. i had a little too much to drink. i passed out. >> couldn't it have waited for later? >> i will say, yes, and no. no, the wrong time of the day.

it was out in the open. but, yes because we love each other. and we just wanted to do what we wanted to do. >> is something look this going to happen again? >> no. >> i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm not a psychic. i'm superman. i don't know. it might. this is funny, but scary. you know the machines they have the chuck e. cheese and places like that. you lower the claw. you don't get a stuffed animal. well in frisco, texas, this week, a 6-year-old girl got stuck inside one. there she is. she said her older sister, who you see her, double dog dared her to do it. you can't ignore a double dog dare, a single, maybe. but not when they dibouble it. she called in through the door. she couldn't get out. the fire department had to come.

she's fine. this happens a lot. stories where this happens regularly. it's something parents need to be aware of. please if you are a parent or you know one or have one or if you have seen one. pay attention to this important message. >> the claw machine. harmless arcade game? or impenetrable kiddie prison? everything four hours, a child becomes trapped inside one of these dangerous contraptions, leaving helpless parents but no choice but to feed quarter after quarter into the machines. the lucky ones are rescued. but others are forced to grow old inside the glassen closure. subsisting on tootsie rolls and nerd. raised by stuffed animals. and hoping against hope that the claw will deliver them from their plexiglas hell. it doesn't have to be this way. tell your arcade owner to say no

to the claw. before it's too late. paid for by donkey kong. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, just because kids are into video games and claw machines and pokemon doesn't mean they don't have important opinions about politics. with the election 14 months away seemed like a good idea to get a group of kids together to find out what they think about the colorful candidates running for president. hello, young people. >> hi. >> i'm jimmy. >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? how are you? welcome. welcome. thank you for coming. it is straer good to have you here. do you know anybody you think would be a good president? start with tanner. who do you thing would make a good president. >> me. >> jimmy: you. why would you bea good

president? >> because i would let the kids to do whatever they want. because they don't get to do whatever they want. >> jimmy: what if they wanted to eat chocolate all day long? >> i'd let them. >> jimmy: darielle, who would be a good president? >> how about my mother? >> jimmy: your mother. why would she be a good president? >> because she's nice. and she makes good choices. >> jimmy: very good. sage, how about you, who would be a good president? >> donald trump. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> sometimes if he likes what everybody is doing. he will keep it the same way. >> jimmy: oh, is that right. uh uh-huh. >> he's funny. >> tyga. >> jimmy: the rapper. president tyga? is that his first name or last name? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: weed hea'd have to fi that out before we voted him in. you each have candidates in mind. there are only a handful of

people running for president. i wanted to get your thoughts on some of these people. all right. let's watch a little bit of this. >> we will take washington, the static capital of this dynamic country and turn it out of the business of causing problems and we'll get it back on the, right side of free enterprise and freedom for all americans. >> jimmy: what do you think of jeb bush? tanner? >> i think he is okay. but he was yelling a little bit. >> jimmy: he was yelling you guys don't like yelling? >> no. >> you should see my parents. >> jimmy: you will like the next guy. >> i'm really rich. and by the way -- i'm not each saying that in a brag -- that's the kind of mind set. the kind of thinking you need for this country. >> jimmy: what do you think about that? >> no. >> no. >> no. >> wait, you just liked him before. it's okay if you chaining your mind. why do you say no. why don't you like that? >> he brags a lot. >> jimmy: oh.

>> like, because he has like more money than anybody in the world. >> jimmy: anyone in the world. >> then heap just put it out there. >> jimmy: put what out there? >> the money, that i have a lot of money. >> jimmy: you don't like that. >> donald trump says huge a lot. but instead of saying huge, he says huge. and i'm huge. >> jimmy: huge. what do you think of him, tanner? >> he is an elephant. >> jimmy: you mean because he is a republican he is an elephant. >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: let's look at the donkeys. >> democracy can't just be for billionaires and corporations. prosperity and democracy are part of your basic bargain too. >> no. >> jimmy: what do you think that means? >> we have no idea. >> jimmy: it means pretty much nothing. it means nothing. >> i don't want her as a president. because i heard on the news, she

sent bad e-mails. >> jimmy: what kind of e-mails did she send? >> i don't know. but i don't want her as our president. >> jimmy: do you think you should see the e-mails first before you decide? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what would be a bad e-mail. what would be a bad e-mail? >> the s word. >> jimmy: the s word. unless i'm mistaken, the s word is sunny, right? >> nope. >> jimmy: it isn't? >> starts with the s-h. >> jimmy: oh, shoulders. >> no. >> no. >> jimmy: i don't unrstand what you are saying. >> it is a really bad word. >> jimmy: what's the word. >> not allowed to say it. >> jimmy: spell it for me. >> s-h-e-t. >> jimmy: s-h-e-t. >> does an one want coffee. nice and hot. >> yes. >> can i have some coffee too? >> jimmy: sure if you want some. >> i am going to hold up some

pictures of people running for president. you tell me the first thing that comes to mind. okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> no. >> no. >> bernie sanders. >> he looks like a little mouse. >> jimmy: he looks like a little mouse. i'll till you something. he's a muppet. do you know he is a muppet? you want to play with his nose. okay. >> jimmy: this 'tis, i have no idea who this is. let's go through the republicans. do you know who this is? >> no. >> of course not. >> jimmy: her name is carly fiorina. a business leader, very successful. >> looks like my grandma. >> jimmy: would you vote grandma for president? >> no. she is old, has too many wrinkles. >> i didn't mean that. >> jimmy: don't worry. we won't tell her. this is just between you and me. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: i knew i shouldn't

have given you kids coffee. >> you should let kids vote. >> jimmy: this where kids go off the rails. this guy? >> too fat. >> chubby. chubby. >> put him next to your face. >> the beard. >> chubby. rub his face. >> he is a little chubby, yeah. >> donald trump. >> no. >> no. >> why does he have the white stuff around his eyes? >> not that he has white stuff around the eyes. it's the rest of his face is orange. >> yeah, and his hair. >> let me tell you something about donald trump. i heard him say it. he is the best. don't you want to vote for the best. >> no. >> jimmy: do you want to make america again? >> i want to go back to canada where i was born. >> jimmy: well, if donald trump is president, i think that's probably going to happen. thank you for your thoughts. i am going to submit these to the white house. >> no. >> yes.

>> jimmy: you will be contacted individually. >> yes! >> jimmy: and deported. you are going to be thrown out of country. >> yea! >> i want to get thrown out of the country. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, my cousin sal is going to throw footballs with people on the street. and we bleep the week on this week in unnecessary censorship too. don't do anything at all. stay right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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who watched the nfl game. patriots beat the steelers. and once again, there is a cheating related controversy. the coaches, for the steelers said they couldn't hear each other through the head sets because the patriots radiobroadcast was blasting into their ears for almost the first half of the game which made it impossible for them to communicate. and it was kind of look they got beat by drake in a way. but despite this new controversy and the endless arguing that will go along with it. great to have football back. this afternoon we sent sal out to hollywood boulevard to see if people are ready for it. here's how this is going to work. sal will throw a football at a pedestrian. and then we will try to guess whether or not that pedestrian will catch it. all right? here we go. hey, sir, you ready for football? go, go, go, i will throw you a pass. run, run, run, run, run. >> jimmy: all right, what do we think? will he catch it?

audience:no! >> ah, yeah. >> brilliant move. >> jimmy: nicely done. he has been signed by the brown. who do we have next? >> are you ready for some football? are you ready for football? go, go, go! catch it! turn. turn. turn. turn. audience:no! >> jimmy: will he catch it? audience:no! >> jimmy: of course not. >> oh. touchdown, jesus. >> jimmy: a hail mary, i think. [ applause ] let's seat next one. >> hello, ma'am, are you ready for football. i think you are ready. go for a pass. go. go. go. turn around. turn. catch it! audience:no! >> jimmy: no way. let's see. >> oh, my god.

>> i'm not a football fan. >> jimmy: 15-yards -- who else have we got out there? >> can i askou something are you ready for football. >> of course i'm ready for football. >> go. wow she is going far. >> jimmy: ooh. she had to adjust. will the hooters pass be complete? audience:yes! >> oh! nice! three wings for everyone. >> jimmy: a good catch. who else? >> are you ready for football? catch it! >> jimmy: all right. it was a long throw. will the cowboy on the bus catch it? audience:yes/no. >> jimmy: we're split on this. >> oh, nice. good job. >> jimmy: intercepted. and i believe this is the last one. >> sir, are you ready for football? >> yeah, i'm ready. >> give me your bag.

go this way. go this way. long pass. long pass. >> jimmy: ooh, looks like the safety stepped in. will he make the catch? audience:no! >> jimmy: audience says no. >> all right! >> jimmy: he did make the catch. >> jimmy: the whole thing a vieruse to got a new backpack. all right. it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments whether they need it or not. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. >> it is a disgrace for this administration to abandon americans in iranian [ bleep ]. >> i am confident by the end of this campaign people will know they can [ bleep ] me. >> if it walk like a [ bleep ] and [ bleep ] it is bill cosby.

>> oh, you think they'll be a little [ bleep ] in new england with tom brady at quarterback. >> our president eats the [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> a day or two, i guess. >> three, four days. >> thanks. that looks like a lot of fun, what about [ bleep ] on your couch. >> i spent 60 days [ bleep ] in my closet. >> you must have thought if i am going to become a ko mwoman am going to [ bleep ] women. >> i have been [ bleep ], that's what i do. >> i've been married for three years. and my husband wants me to, i dit on -- >> i think the best part about [ bleep ] some one else its the good feeling you get afterwards.

>> it does feel good, and the [ bleep ] part, that feels great. >> ricky martin is here. and we'll be right back with mindy kaling. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by gamestop. pre-order destiny: the taken king at gamestop to get the suros arsenal pack.

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>> jimmy: tonight, a very talented and local individual, his "one world tour" is happening now. here to chat and sing too, ricky martin from the samsung stage. you can see ricky live at the forum in inglewood saturday, september 19th. >> jimmy: next week, we have a nice lineup of guests including sofia vergara, john stamos, tobey maguire, david spade, david muir from "abc world news tonight," jake tapper from cnn, dale earnhardt jr., nba star russell westbrook. and we will have music from kacey musgraves, cold war kids, kip moore, and asap rocky. >> jimmy: our first guest is a six-time emmy nominated actress and writer whose tv show "the mindy project" moves to hulu on tuesday. and her new book, "why not me?" comes out the same day. that is a two for tuesday. please welcome mindy kaling.

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm fine. >> jimmy: it is very good to see you. >> very good to see you. >> jimmy: was this a shooting day for you? >> it was. it was. yeah. >> jimmy: is that exhausting are you exhausted? you are the star of the show. you are in everything. you write everything. it is really a lot isn't it? >> it's a lot. right now a little particularly stressful because we are in the middle of a gift war. >> jimmy: who is? >> my writing staff is of the mindy project is in a gift war with the writing staff of the show unbreakful kimmy schmidt. and we -- what happened was about a month and a half ago, tina fey, graciously sent over to my writing staff a couple of massage therapists. we had been picked up for 26 episode. she said that is a lot of work the i will send over massage therapists to relieve some of your stress. >> jimmy: that's nice. the masseuses came and rubbed

everyone down at work. >> rubbed everyone down. and my writers are a bunch of perverts, they loved it. it was great. you start to think, oh, we have to give a gift become to them. >> jimmy: right. >> so i asked, okay, what's creative. we can't send the same thing. i wanted to look cool. we looked up things. we decided to send them a puppy party. >> jimmy: i've heard about these. this is where like, it's a, just puppies right? >> you basically pay some people to bring some puppies to a place. >> jimmy: a company. >> yeah. so, yeah, that's what we thought. we sent over a puppy party. when i got the bill it was pretty inexpensive. >> jimmy: how much was it, may i ask? >> $80. for a lot of puppies. compared to two professional massage therapists and massage people. i was like, ooh, i win twice. we send a gi and i got to save a little money. because i'm cheap. so, we sent them over. oh, this is great. then we saw photos of the puppy

party online. and like, definitely not puppies. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> they were just tiny old dogs. >> jimmy: what? >> jimmy, it was so embarrassing. >> jimmy: have you called the district attorney? that's not acceptable. >> we paid in cash. the whole thing was, so, they were very polite. kimmy schmidt writers, the puppy party was great. gave us little bags of bones, chihuahuas, pretending to be puppies. >> jimmy: that is no good. >> the worst thing is, that happened. so embarrassing, my poor staff. i was supposed to be they're leader. so they send over yesterday, and the writers room, tina fey and the staff, send over the so-cal, vocals, they mem rised the opening song and performed it in the writer's room. oh, my god.

so class,y cool. i thinningk i just have to sendm money now. >> jimmy: send them a check. are you sure the singing group wasn't an attempt of punishing you. >> what would you send? >> keep sending them crap while they keep sending me good ones. i don't see how you are losing the war. maybe you send them one of these. you have a hamburger named after you. a mommy burger, a really good burger place here. what is on it? did you choose what would be on it? >> i did. >> jimmy: can i eat one while you tell me? >> please do. please do. i will try to eat like a human being instead of how i usually eat. >> i like really spicy food. there is jalapenos. >> jimmy: i'm allergic to jalapenos. >> siracha, and cheese. portion of proceed go to charity which is nice. also, awesome to have a burger

named after you. >> jimmy: forget the charity. a burger named after you. that's the best. >> after it came out. i thought is it good for an actress to have a burger named after you. >> jimmy: it is. >> like jennifer aniston has water. she's look, i feel look you are supposed to like if you are a beautiful little skinny actress. you are supposed to be like my side salad. >> jimmy: to me, i'd rather have a burger over water any day. and i defy you to find any one who wouldn't. i really would. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so, by the way my wife and i always watch your show. we are very happy. we send up for hulu, we figured that's how we will have to get the show. you are moving, doing, what, 26 episodes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you do it differently that you moved from fox to hulu, a difference. >> first thank you for watching the show. that's so nice of you. you are the only straight man that i know that watches the show. that's really great.

>> jimmy: depends. depend on what mood i'm in. >> what mood you're in. the show is pretty much, it is a little longer. get to have more time. the way i can describe the experience from making the move to hulu. only analogy i can use. being in a relationship. i feel like it comes from. i used to be in a a relationship with a guy who is really exciting and he said he loved me. >> jimmy: this is fox. >> sometimes he wouldn't come home at night. and sometimes i would go on his facebook and he would still be single though we're in a relationship. now to being at hulu, it's like, the sex is great. he wants-up you to meet his parents. when you like make love he cries sometimes. and you are like, this is amazing. i just feel like -- >> jimmy: that does sound amazing. >> jimmy: this is your book. boy, it must be great to write a book and to be happy with how it

came out. and i mean it is a lot of work isn't it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: seems like things are going great for you and your life. seems like everything is perfect you. know, i mean. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all this stuff. >> it's great. i have a book coming out. my show is great. i have, hamburger named after me. >> jimmy: are you all right? is everything okay? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i sense some hesitation, maybe. >> i feel look i haven't made it, made it. until i am involved in a big hollywood feud. >> jimmy: oh, really. is there someone you want to start a feud with. >> i don't care the i will attack anyone. >> jimmy: okay. all right. i have an idea. i will name a celebrity, and you say something, like terrible, mean or terrible about them. okay. then you will be in a feud tomorrow. >> okay. that's perfect. this is so exciting. go ahead, i'm ready. >> jimmy: taylor swift, she is very popular. >> taylor swift. taylor swift. okay. her hair is probably not as soft

and luxurious as it looks. burn. >> jimmy: i'm not sure that's enough to start like a real feud though. >> okay. okay. give me another one. >> jimmy: do kim kardashian. that's one everybody respond to. >> this is so easy. her and kanye they make no sense as a couple to me. you know they make it work. they seem like really great parents. so, take that. >> jimmy: you know, i feel like you're -- with all due respect. you are not very good at this. >> oh, yeah. well you're not very good at your face. so -- >> extra, extra. >> what's the new feud everyone in hollywood is talking about. mindy kaling and jimmy kimmel. >> oh, yeah, well you're not very good at your face. so -- >> ouch.

>> plus, did jennifer love hewitt get a new cat? we'll find out out right after the break. >> did he say jimmy kimble. i don't, well -- >> this doesn't feel good at all to me. and i don't know. i don't want to feud with any one. >> jimmy: you should have thought of that before you stuck a knife through my heart and insulted my face. guillermo, remove mindy kaling. >> the door is right there. >> jimmy: take her out the door. i'm sorry, mindy. we have to say good-bye. >> jimmy: don't worry, everyone. don't worry, it's a skit. ha-ha-ha. the mindy project is on hulu september 15th. the book comes out the same day. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a grammy award-winning, multi-platinum-selling recording artist who three decades ago, narrowly beat me out for the last open spot in menudo. his "one world tour" continues with a show tuesday night in las vegas, please welcome ricky martin. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you doing? quite an entrance. i can tell you -- >> beautiful crowd. >> jimmy: i like that arrow on your shirt also. how are you doing? >> why use a suit when you have the cool arrows. >> jimmy: covers up the arrow. don't want to cover the arrow up. you are on tour right now in the middle? >> started a few month as go, new zealand, australia, mexico. and now starting in the u.s. happy to be here. we are also doing canada. >> jimmy: most of your songs are in spanish, correct? >> not really. >> jimmy: not most of them. >> no, we do, bilingual show. >> jimmy: in new zealand, australia does the audience miss half of the word or do they hear the songs phonetically or something look that? >> they, i can hear them sing. i can hear them sing really loud. it's cool. >> jimmy: you perform all over the world. obviously. of all the countries in the

were, which, which people have, have the least amount of rhythm, would you, would you think? >> ah-ha. ah-ha. the least amount of -- this is -- it's -- >> jimmy: i know. please be honest. you are under oath. >> i cannot say. >> jimmy: whisper to me after the show. >> you know that is the thing. when i start my concert. the first thing i say, his yun are here to have a good time for the next two hours. allow yourself to look ridiculous. it doesn't matter. people take it very seriously. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the idea is -- the idea -- i tell them the idea is for you to leave this place without a voice of singing so much. and, and to, just sweat. sing, dance. be yourself. who cares. i don't care what people think. that is the attitude i want. >> jimmy: you have a big show. how many costume changes do you have in your show? >> at least, i would say, 15, 16

changes of clothes. >> jimmy: 15, 16. how many songs are you doing? >> like, 20. yeah, so, let me tell you. but i can't, just taking the, tie off, does that count as a change? >> jimmy: kind of. kind of. >> of course, of course it does. >> when you take the jacket off. that's one change. >> jimmy: i don't know if that is a change. even if it is a dozen. >> the picture for press is really good. new change of clothes. they take a picture. >> jimmy: you must change your clothes faster than superman does. really remarkable to change clothe that many times. >> there is, there is a moment where i change, the entire wardrobe, and a have to do it in 20 seconds. >> jimmy: 20 seconds. >> it is very organized. very rehearsed. because i don't want wardrobe malfunctions, you know what i mean. ah, the zipper. so we don't want none of that. so we make sure we do it right. yeah. >> jimmy: how old are your sons, you have twin boys? >> they're watching. they just turned 7.

>> jimmy: they just turned 7. do they come of on tour with you? are they on the trips? >> they're always with me. always with me. >> jimmy: do they have fun? what do they think about their dad, first of all wearing all these outfits, but secondly, all of these people screaming for you all the time. >> you know for many years, i would just let them be backstage. because, you know if they, it was too much. very overwhelming. >> jimmy: can be scary. >> it can be scary. and -- you know, one day they grew up. i said i would love for you to see the show. go in front. they were sitting in front of the sound booth. when the show comes over. one comes to me and looks, and says, you are ricky martin. i'm like -- i'm like. i'm your father. he was like, no, no, no, no, you're wreck rick my martin. so now i've been discovered. it's fun. >> jimmy: how old were you when

you started performing? >> when i was 12. >> jimmy: with menudo. >> yeah, yeah, it was. started when i was 12. it was beautiful. a beautiful experience. funny, one day i was riding my bike to go to school. you know i used to live in a bubble. my house was a block away from my school, a block away from church. and, all of a sudden i hopped on a plane. and i traveled to brazil. and i'm performing in front of 90,000 people. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> very beautiful. but now i look at it. i'm look, wow it was very intense. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i am, very lucky that i was, because i was part of a band like this t it w. it was military. they taught us how to perform. how to dance. how to behave in front of the camera. behave on stage. more than anything, the, military approach that i see everything that i do now with life, the discipline how important it is to be focused in everything you do when you are working in the music business.

it is something that helped me a lot. i am thankful. >> jimmy: this is the cd. i will butcher pronunciation. and his album ""a quien quiera escuchar"" is available now. ricky martin sings for us when we return. when we come back, music from ricky martin! we will be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank mindy kaling and also apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. nightline is next but first, you can see him on the "one world tour" starting tuesday night in vegas. here with the song "la mordidita," ricky martin! with help from cleto and the cletones. ricky martin! [ applause ] >> let's do it! come on!

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