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and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars, a new "star wars: the force awakens" aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never
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had sex with a woman between the ages 18 and 49, simultaneously, and they've done it. this is tonight's abc "star wars" exclusive. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: glad they got away from the cgi. what happens in the new movie, the force awakens after getting knocked unconscious on a hoverboard. the world doping -- you know the world anti-doping agency, you probably heard about this, this week they released a skating report implicating russian athletes and their government for what they call widespread use of prerformance-enhancing drugs during the olympics. one of russia's female track and field stars threw a pole vault with her penis. is that what one of those? anyway. in some report, among other things the report says members
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of the russian secret service intimidated workers at a drug testing hab to cover up positive test results, they impersonated lab engineers during the winter olympics in sochi, the lab destroyed more than 1,400 samples. russian president vladimir putin is demanding a thorough investigation. he wants to know everything he already knows about the doping, when he already knew it, and he wants the names of all the officials who told him about it before it happened. this is very serious. if true these allegations could lead to russia being banned from the summer olympics in rio next year. imagine if russia -- it means on so much to them, this would be like making ryan seacrest stay home on new year's eve. here's something from a russian auto show that to me is good enough to forgive them for whatever kind of drugs they took. ♪
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what happens when you don't give your uber driver a tip. over there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'd like one of those. yesterday as you know was veterans day. and obviously there's a lot of excellent coverage of this important holiday, veterans day. one media outlet stood above them all and this week's award for "excellence in reporting" goes to tristain hardy from kytx-tv in tyler, texas. >> this has been an eventful day for veterans in east texas who want to continue recognizing them by showcasing what you had to say about our veterans using our special hash tag. tristain hardy has been following what viewers had to say.
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>> today we want to recognize our veterans. men and women in service. we created #thank you for your -- [ bleep ]. okay. >> we apologize for that. >> jimmy: no apology necessary at all. [ cheers and applause ] that's probably the best thing i've seen on the local news this year. the bow tie really sold it. tomorrow's a big day. one direction and justin bieber are both releasing new albums tomorrow, which has tween girls all over the world asking, what's an album? you know, walmart announced today this black friday they're diagnose away with their highly sought after and fought over door buster deals. instead they're going to put all their deals in stores and online at once to try to limit the crazy rush. i guess this is a good thing. but i feel like as a society we might need these door buster deals.
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one night a year we get out all our aggression by savagely beating our fellow shoppers. like the movie "the purge" if you saw that. now walmart's taking the fun out of it. just because we trampled a few of their elderly greeters. so the walmart door buster deals are no more but walmart will be open at 6:00 p.m. on thanksgiving this year as will most of the major retailers. and let's be honest, the truth is we don't really want to shop on thanksgiving. we just want an excuse to get away from our families immediately after the pie. [ cheers and applause ] that's the true meaning of black friday eve. the past couple of weeks we've been premiering long-lost episodes of a teen drama series produced many years ago by shonda rhimes, creator of the show "scandal" among others. they only shot four episodes then abc shelved the project. since it has a lot of the same actors that are on "scandal" now it's a precursor to that show. we wanted to share it with you,
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the never before seen episode 3 of "scandal high." >> previously on "scandal high." >> high five. >> pop quiz. >> who did this? >> it wasn't me! >> clean that out. >> get out! ♪ good day to you >> one, two, three! >> it's still election season at scandal high. and scandals have eliminated tanner and crystal from the running. hunter ulysses whitman thought he was the only answer for president but this test was about to become multiple choice. >> hey! >> hey. >> hey! >> hey. >> yo, yo, yo! you can't run as a team. >> attention, students. just to clarify, you are allowed to run for student council president as a team, team, team, team! yeah!
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>> hey. >> whatever. >> hey. >> hey. >> while some students were getting into the race, others were getting racy. >> courtney, please come to the front of the class and draw a venn diagram. ♪ [ laughter ] >> are you still homosexual now? >> more than ever. >> as election day drew near, hunter ulysses whitman was growing anxious. nosif and jenica had high hopes -- maybe too high. >> hey. >> hey. ♪
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♪ >> hey. you've been doing drugs. >> hey! >> you've been doing harder drugs. you are hereby expelled effective immediately. >> hey! ♪ >> "hey" is for horses and in this race there's only one stallion left. >> lol. no one's running against me. >> not so fast. >> now no one's running against me. >> next time on "scandal high." >> are you going to try to have me expelled too? >> is that a guilty face?
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>> i'm pregnant! >> the votes have been counted and -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's a series finale, "scandal high" next thursday. we're going to take a break. a couple of things. facebook has another new feature that's going to weird you out. "this week in unnecessary censorship" too. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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and i've had some work done. in '62 they put in a conversation pit. brilliant. in '74 they got shag carpet. that poor dog. rico?! then they expanded my backside. ugh. so when the nest learning thermostat showed up, i thought "hmmm." but nest is different. keeps 'em comfy. and saves energy automatically. like that! i'm like a whole new house! nest. welcome to the magic of home. >> jimmy: welcome back to our show. julia roberts, all the kids from "black-ish" and music from future is on the way. first big shopping news. kim kardashian, are you familiar with her work? [ laughter ]
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kim kardashian is planning to release a holiday edition of her book of selfies. she put out a book in may called "selfish," a collection of photographs she took of herself. and now she's putting it out again for christmas. she said the difference between the first book and the holiday version is, and this is a quote, shouldn't, "there's a new picture on the cover and there might be a few more photos inside." there might will be might be a few. why not? at this point she's just screwing with us, right? it's the same book, but with a different photo on the cover. basically she's just changing her profile picture. and somebody's going to buy it. if your office is having a secret santa gift exchange you'll probably get this. because there's nothing like gathering the family around the tree to look at selfies of a kardashian. it's christmas with a "k." hey, while we're on the subject of selfies and that sort of
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thing, facebook is testing another new feature. this one recognizes the faces of your facebook friends, which is amazing considering the fact that you probably don't recognize the face of your friends. it's called photo magic. apparently that name tested better than consumer master computer failure mode. photo magic recognizes your facebook friends' faces so you can send a picture to them before you've uploaded it to facebook. facebook assures us this will not be used to invade our privacy, our information will not -- i love whenever facebook introduces a new thing they have to convince us it's not creepy. if photo magic works the next new automated feature they're planning to roll out is something called magic you. >> facebook's automatic tagging makes posting pictures faster and easier than other. >> tess, nice. >> we're not stopping there. facebook magic you uses an advanced algorithm that studies
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your old post to create new statuses for you automatically. and a facebook you personality profiler creates new opinions you didn't even know you had. >> where did that come from? how do i bleat thdelete. >> you can't, you said it. >> i do say that. >> you thought it. >> don't worry about it, babe. >> who are you? what are you doing here? >> i'm greg. we're dating. >> facebook you will put you in a healthy, loving, very public relationship. >> what is this? i didn't take any of these photos. >> you don't have to. facebook you utilizes your unique dna sequence to create a perfect clone. >> oh, cool! >> okay, this is wrong. i didn't agree to any of this. >> of course you did. it's in the terms of service you didn't read. >> i want it to stop. >> sorry, facebook you is a total life replacement. it does your job and hangs out with your friends so you can focus on what's really important, going on facebook.
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>> come on, babe, let's take pictures of brunch. >> my favorite. >> hey, somebody help me! i don't like it. >> facebook magic you. you won't like it, you'll "like" it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a magical show planned for you tonight. julia roberts is here. [ cheers and applause ] a very big name. but also a common name too. if you go on facebook there are a lot of julia roberts out there. this is fun. let's bring up the wall of america. all these women, all the women on the screen are named julia roberts. [ cheers and applause ] imagine that this is something that cops up a lot in their lives. so when julia comes out here, it's a ten julia roberts night tonight. before we say hello to the julias, it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of
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whether they need it or not, "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> a new app is getting attention on social media because it promises to help you find someone to actually [ bleep ]. >> why aren't men [ bleep ]ing during the month of november? >> it's no [ bleep ] november. >> an nfl player accused of [ bleep ]ing a police dog. >> he could face felony charges because [ bleep ]ing a police dog is a felony in the third degree. >> the koch brothers are some of the biggest [ bleep ] you can find. >> i have no problem both [ bleep ]. >> you want to work out that thanksgiving meal with. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much you [ bleep ]. >> the secret to relieving knee arthritis pain may have been discovered in a rooster's [ bleep ]. >> donald rumsfeld could teach us all something about how to handle a [ bleep ]. >> i don't know what the
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[ bleep ]'s going to happen. >> can you take to us a [ bleep ] truck? >> a [ bleep ] truck? you're serious? i told you you can literally go anywhere in time and space and you want to go to a [ bleep ] truck? >> [ bleep ] truck! [ bleep ] truck [ bleep ] truck [ bleep ] truck! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music from future, the kids from "black-ish" are here. be right back with julia roberts and julia roberts and julia roberts and so on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show from "black-ish" which airs wednesday nights on abc, all the kids yara, marcus, marai, and miles are with us. right now they are enjoying shirley hemphills in the green room. then, a talented man from atlanta, ga. his latest album is called "ds2," future from the samsung outdoor stage. next week we have a powerful line-up that includes liam hemsworth, josh hutcherson, joseph gordon-levitt, tracee ellis ross, "science bob" pflugfelder and amber hurd, melissa mccarthy. with music from walk the moon, jewel will join forces with kool and the gang to perform as jewel and the gang in our mash-up monday series, and one week from tonight, we are closing down hollywood boulevard for one direction. if you'd like to be here in person for that, go to
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jimmykimmellive.com for all the information. they are free. you'll get all the information right there. let the tween screaming begin! twenty-five years ago our first guest shot the movie "pretty woman" just a few blocks from our theater and, to this day, wealthy men still pick up prostitutes and marry them on this very stretch of street. her new movie is a mystery-thriller called "secret in their eyes." please welcome julia roberts. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's life? >> good. >> jimmy: i'm very excited.
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it's very good to see you, thank you for coming back. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't get out very much so i appreciate it, thank you. >> jimmy: you don't get that on a movie set. i guess it's unprofessional for the crew to stand up and cheer. >> or carpool or the market, people don't behave hike that. >> jimmy: do you carpool? >> how do your kids get to school? >> jimmy: my servants take them to school. >> can they swing by on wednesday to take my kids to school? >> jimmy: your big premiere of the film last night. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that the first time you'd seen it with a group of people? >> yes, it is. >> how did it go? >> it seemed to go well. >> jimmy: seemed to go well. >> no one left. >> jimmy: i enjoyed the movie, it's very intense. yeah. i don't want to say too much about it. >> you really can't. i mean, honestly, there's no reason to do a press tour because i can't say anything. >> jimmy: you can't say anything. even like the little thing i was thinking of saying -- >> don't say it. >> jimmy: i've decided not to
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say. >> you shouldn't say it. >> jimmy: it would potentially put something into somebody's head. >> or everybody could do this. and we could talk. but that might be boring. >> jimmy: yeah. i understand that. i think people would totally understand that. >> i'm not trying to be discouraging. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> i haven't come here tonight to tell you not to see this movie. >> jimmy: no, no. that would be a weird move. >> can you imagine? >> jimmy: reverse psychology. >> someone went on a press tour and said, this is not the one to see. >> jimmy: typically, they'll just whisper that to me during a commercial break is usually how it goes. this is a good one to see. let me ask you, the first time you started -- [ laughter ] the first time you became recognizable in public, do you remember the first person who approached you? do you remember that moment? >> well, i do remember going to -- i remember going to visit
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my mom in georgia. and my mom and my younger sister and i went out to a movie. in a mall where i once worked across from the movie theater serving snacks and frozen yogurt. delightfully. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and going to see a movie. and after the movie going to the bathroom. this doesn't sound like a great story suddenly. >> jimmy: is that the end of it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if so, yeah it's not great. although the delightfully thing was nice. it was a nice little moment in the story. >> hold on. not finished. >> not finished, okay. >> i was in the bathroom. and a voice suddenly said, girl in stall number one, were you in "mystic pizza "? and a pen and a piece of paper
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went like this. >> jimmy: really? and what did you do? >> i said, uh-huh! my hands are busy! >> jimmy: make that out to? >> maybe in a minute! >> jimmy: well, that's a little weird. we have a little special something. i know it's not a surprise to you. >> it's not. because i have a monitor in my room. >> jimmy: and because -- >> i heard this was 10,000 julias here. >> jimmy: there are a lot of -- not just julias. there are julia roberts here. >> it's an epidemic. >> jimmy: people who have lived their whole lives hearing about you probably every single day. and now they're here to -- i don't know exactly -- >> i feel bad. why do i feel bad? >> jimmy: i don't know but you can apologize to them when we come back. julia roberts is here. "secret in their eyes" is the movie, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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am. dysfunction hotline, how can i direct your call? not at all, have a good day. >> that a buy, give them hell. >> you armor ron, you know that? >> you keep throwing that term around but i'm not sure you know what it actually means. it's a medical term, did you know that? >> is that right? >> it means seone with an iq between 50 and 69. an imba sill is iq between 49 and 20. an idiot -- i think that's the
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word you're looking for -- someone who scores below a 19. >> what do you call someone who's dumber than that? >> lieutenant. >> jimmy: that is "secret in their eyes." quite a cast. nicole kidman, who is not in that clip. that was easily the lightest moment of the whole movie. >> that was it. >> jimmy: literally the only thing we could show. >> dee norris is the comic relief, he's fantastic. michael kelly, who is the nicest person. maybe like in the top three nicest people? >> jimmy: don't say what you're going to say, it's going to ruin something from the movie. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. let's just sit quietly. >> michael ankle kelly's in the film. >> jimmy: i'm here to protect you. have you met another jewell julia roberts before? >> i did one time. this is a different thing. i'm a little bit -- a little worried about tonight's julia palooza. >> jimmy: you are, why?
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>> i did one time. it's never -- have you ever thought like, oh, there's someone else named jimmy kimmel in the world. >> jimmy: i've met a few. >> you have? >> jimmy: my dad's one of them. >> just killed that conversation. >> jimmy: but there's a guy who makes wine. there aren't a lot of them. but there are -- they are out there. yeah. >> well, i guess i am self-centered. never occurred to me that anybody else would be named julia roberts. i didn't think that no one would be, i just never thought about it. >> never occurred to you. >> until a girl came up to me, i just want to say hi, my name is julia roberts. and i was like, what? that is incredible! >> jimmy: did you check her i.d. to make sure? >> she looked honest and truthful. >> jimmy: she did. well, as all -- >> all julia roberts are. i said, how is that for you? she goes, i can always get a dinner reservation. [ laughter ] but people aren't always happy when i show up.
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>> jimmy: well, that makes sense, yeah. all right, let's look at the screen here. we've got nine julia roberts. hello, julia roberts! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, all right. let's start in the center there. from -- julia from lake havasu in arizona, hello. >> hi, jimmy. hi, julia. i'm so happy to see you. i want to thank you for being a nice person. because all of my stories are really great when i go to make a reservation. we were going town to palm springs and paul springs is someplace you probably go to. so i made a reservation. and i get there. and i say hi, i'm julia roberts checking in. and the girl went, oh. so disappointed. but i have to tell you my room was awesome. it was the best room ever. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> so cool. it was awesome. >> yay! >> jimmy: a little disappointment. but all right, let's check with
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julia in toronto. hello, julia. >> hello. >> hi, julia. >> jimmy: here she is. >> i had an amazing opportunity to spend eight weeks in an ashram in india. >> jimmy: wow. >> while i was there learning how to teach yoga -- >> was i there? >> no, no. >> what did they call you? >> they called me "eat, pray, love." [ laughter ] >> what a beautiful life. >> jimmy: did you mind that? >> not at all. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> not at all. i sucked it all in. amazing experience. >> okay, julia roberts by nature are good sports. >> jimmy: very positive. >> good sports. >> jimmy: let's go to knoxville, tennessee. hello, julia roberts. >> hi!
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>> i think i looked like that two days ago. >> jimmy: that same hair? >> the earrings and the whole thing. >> jimmy: do people think maybe you're related to julia? >> if they were cousins and we had the same name. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like my whole life people have always told me, oh, you look so much like julia roberts. >> and you go -- >> such a great compliment. but it's just really funny because i always thought they just said that because of my name. then i recently ran into this person that was a stranger and they told me i looked like you. and i just was like, oh my gosh, this is crazy. >> i am her. >> jimmy: i am you, yeah. >> i'm like, that's me, that's real me! >> jimmy: there you go, julia. let's go -- one more, beaumont, texas. another julia roberts. i don't want to be presumptuous.
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but you were julia roberts first, correct? >> yes. i'm the oldest. >> you're the oldest julia roberts. >> jimmy: so what happened to you when people started reacting to your name as julia roberts? >> right, right. every time i pull my credit card out or my debit card out, i get a lot of attention from the clerk. >> jimmy: really? >> they even ask me to verify who i am by using my driver's license. >> and i'm kind of in love with you but i'm going to pause for a minute and say, if only the man that stole my wallet, the 57-year-old man who was buying a number of things with my credit card, no one seemed to question him. interesting. i'm finding this very interesting.
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what do you do when they say, can you verify? >> i can pull my driver's license. >> or say, i'll call richard gere and he will tell you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i should have done that. >> jimmy: by the way, this julia i'm told, this is her birthday today, happy birthday. >> happy birthday! >> thank you. thank you very much. it is my birthday. >> jimmy: all right, thank you all you julia roberts, thank you so much for coming on board tonight. the movie is "secret in their eyes." it opens in theaters one week from tomorrow. julia roberts, everybody. be right back with the kids from "black-ish." friends coming over? yeah, so? it stinks in here. you've got to wash this whole room are you kidding? wash it? let's wash it with febreze. for all the things you can't wash, use... ...febreze fabric refresher
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>> jimmy: thanks for coming. it's great to have you here. you all look great. you're all dressed up. do you pick out your clothes yourself or do you have people now to pick these things out for you? >> well, i think we all have people. >> jimmy: you have people now. >> it's a combo for me. because this is my denim shirt and it's my favorite denim shirt. >> jimmy: yet the skirt was given to you by people? >> yes. >> jimmy: i see. >> very nice people. >> jimmy: all kids have people, it's just usually their parents that pick this stuff out for them. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are your ages? start here. >> 12. >> 11 years old. >> i'm 10. >> 15. >> 15. >> jimmy: so you guys, i know you're not really brothers and sisters in real life. but do they pick on you like
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older brothers and sisters do in real life? >> yes. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do they do? what do you guys do to them? >> something that happened recently was we were in hair and makeup trailer and a jazz song came out. we decided to say this was beyonce's old music before she discovered her sound. marsai being a beyonce fan was frustrated because she knew it wasn't beyonce but we stuck to it. it became a very heated debate. >> man, i was like so serious about that. >> jimmy: you were? >> i was like, ha, guys, really funny. please stop it. >> she's such a fan, she says, she's a professional beyonce fan. >> jimmy: a professional. are you getting paid to be a beyonce fan now? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: have you met beyonce? >> no, that's the problem. >> jimmy: that is the problem. who's the most famous person
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you've met as a result of being on this show? >> let see. hm. the president. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. yeah. where'd you meet the president? >> in the white house. >> jimmy: well, okay, there you go. miles, how about you? >> well, my favorite -- my favorite celebrity or athlete is lebron. i'm either debating president obama or lebron james. it's crazy to debate those two. >> jimmy: you're more excited to meet lebron james, right? >> yeah. he's my man. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what did he say to you? >> so during the espys, during the commercial break, i just went like ten rows down and i saw him sitting down. he's super tall. but when he's sitting down it doesn't look like he's tall. it looks like he's kneeling. i came up to him and i guess he knew me. he gave me a hand thing.
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i was like, oh my god! i almost started crying. i always cry when i see my favorite people. >> jimmy: really? >> so i was telling him, i love you! i love you. and he was like, i watch the show all the time with my family and stuff. >> jimmy: that's nice. how about you? >> i have to note, miles never cries when he sees me and i'm personally offended. >> jimmy: he didn't cry when he saw me tonight either. >> for me, i met angela basset a couple of times, the first time at the image awards. then i see her again at the emmys, she's like how are you? it was like a moment in which i melted. because i was like, she's casually giving me a hug. and there's like a little elf in my brain, oh my gosh, she's approaching, she's approaching, this is amazing, her arms are out, aahh! >> jimmy: this is a tough act to follow here. >> yeah.
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i mean, we've got the president, angela basset, lebron james. i've seen leonardo dicaprio before. i'm telling you guys, i sat across the room from leonardo dicaprio. i felt his aura. probably the most famous person i've ever met personally was dr. dre. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> yeah, dr. dre, y'all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you guys know who dr. dre is? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: what's your favorite dr. dre song? >> you know that compton album "for the love of money"? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah! >> i love that song. and of course i listen to the clean version. >> jimmy: oh, there's a clean version, okay. >> don't worry, everybody. >> it's really the beat. >> jimmy: are the adults on the show, do they watch their language around you guys? >> no.
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>> jimmy: no? have you learned words that you maybe shouldn't know from them? >> well -- i know those words that they're saying. >> jimmy: you've heard the words already, yeah. so they just treat you like you're just regular members of the cast? >> yeah. i mean, they make sure they say nothing too crazy around us. >> jimmy: what crazy things they'll say in front of you guys? anthony specifically. >> our favorite is, every time we had to school anthony says school's for suckers in the loudest voice possible. >> jimmy: school is for suckers. that's true, kids, school is for suckers. >> it's kind of weird. because like yesterday, since it was a holiday, we didn't have to do school. so he was like, today you're not a sucker because you're not doing school. >> basically anthony has taught us to not educate ourselves. >> jimmy: that's good. as long as you can read a script
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you're fine. >> yeah, exactly. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you guys here. the show is terrific. congratulations. the show is "black-ish." "black-ish" airs wednesdays at 9:30pm here on abc. and we shall return with music from future. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is present by samsung.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is present by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank julia roberts, the kids from "black-ish." apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first his album is called "ds 2." here with the songs "blow a bag" and "where ya at," future! ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today i don't do nothing fugaze i blowed a bag today walk in the mall ♪ ♪ and go crazy i blow a bag today hop out the whip on em baby ♪
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♪ i blow a bag today hop a whip on em baby i blow a bag today i blow a bag today ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today try to avoid me some crazy i blow a bag today i blow a bag today ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today i don't do nothing fugaze i had a bag today i brought a bag today ♪ ♪ i had to graduate i had to graduate i had to change the safe i had to change my ♪ ♪ money you're changing me the fame will change a i know i came for property i got my name for property ♪ ♪ i know for sure for sure if my granddad was living i know he'd be proud of me ♪ ♪ i know for sure for sure if snoot was living he'd be proud of me ♪ ♪ i know for sure for sure if fonzo was livin i know he never ♪ ♪ would've doubted me i know for sure for sure i live with these ♪ ♪ dummies just check out my clarity gotta just check out his clarity ♪ ♪ i guess i feel like a parachute i pull out right here and embarrass you ♪ ♪ i saw that crack on my album only the strongest survive i'm just enjoying my life ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today
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i don't do nothing fugaze i blowed a bag today why didn't my ♪ ♪ mind go crazy i blow a bag today how about a whip on em maybe ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today i put a whip on 'em maybe i blow a bag today i blow a bag today ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today try to avoid me some crazy i blow a bag today i blow a bag today ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today i don't do nothing fugaze i ran it home where the same ♪ ♪ get their money and stay with the same i knew that money could change ♪ ♪ they don't look at you like you're the same ♪ ♪ i just hope i can remain humble how bout i go to the jurg where ♪ ♪ i did it say that i did it selling dope from that apartment ♪ ♪ i did it i'm bout to cut out some that i know that ♪ ♪ ain't with me running with they wanna see they gettin' the ♪ ♪ they describe i know real is hard to come across i know either way it goes ♪ ♪ sonny gon' be there i know either way it goes papa gon' be there even when a ♪ ♪ was broke scooter was always there i be pouring out this forty thought we weren't ♪ ♪ gon' be here i told you it comes with time we have to preserve ♪
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♪ i knew it come with time when we all be here i blow a bag today ♪ ♪ i don't do nothing fugaze i blowed a bag today why didn't my mind go crazy i blow a bag today ♪ ♪ how about a whip on em maybe i blow a bag today i put a whip on em maybe ♪ ♪ i blow a bag today ♪ >> two's up, two's up! ♪ ♪ where your ♪ was at dog when -- wasn't feed me where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when -- didn't need me ♪ where your ♪ was at dog ♪ when -- tried to run off ♪ where your ♪ was at dog you made me pull where your ♪ ♪ was at dog you went and switched sides ♪ ♪ where your
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♪ was at dog when -- spread lies on you where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when the bodies come slide where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when i was serving piles where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when -- wasn't feeding where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when ♪ ♪ didn't eat where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when -- tried to run off where your ♪ ♪ was at dog you made me pull this gun out where your ♪ ♪ was at dog ♪ was at dog when -- wasn't feeding where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when ♪ ♪ didn't eat where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when -- tried to run off where your ♪ ♪ was at dog when i was in the pyrex where your ♪ ♪ was at dog where your ♪ ♪ was at dog where your ♪ ♪ at we keep that
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dog ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, breaking news. the masked terrorist known as jihadi john believed to have been killed by a u.s. drone strike in syria. one of the most despised figures on the planet seen beheading hostages in videos released by isis, tracked by the cia over a year. murder mystery. they were young parents with another child on the way. leading a seemingly charmed life on youtube. then police say a home invasion went tragically wrong. this pastor's pregnant wife shot dead while protecting their toddler from the attacker. plus women warriors. from humble beginnings in a burger king commercial -- >> i am made to r.
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