>> and i'm dan ashley. for everybody here we appreciate your time. coming up on ge >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- colin farrell. plus music from brad paisley, featuring demi lovato. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ applause ]

>> jimmy: you know, tuesday r today, it's tuesday, which means there was yet another primary election. this time in the state of washington and this is a weird thing. voters don't go to the polls for a primary in washington. they send their ballots in by mail. going into a random neighbor's garage is what makes the democratic process so sexy and fun. but back in 2011, the state of washington mandated that all counties vote by mail. they knew eventually marijuana would be legal and they would need to make voting as simple as possible and so they have. you don't go anywhere, you don't get a sticker, you just hand the ballot to your postman and if he agrees with the choice, he hands it to the people. l the remaining candidates are in california this week. donald trump will be on our show tomorrow and bernie sanders will

be on our show on thursday. and something i need to ask donald trump about. he said he would be willing to meet with north korean leader kim jong-un, which is crazy, but he doesn't want to meet with donald trump. spokesman for the north korea dismissed the proposal as quote propaganda for trump's election campaign and said it has no meaning and sin sarty. i never thought i'd agree with north korea. [ applause ] at least for the time being, the great male hair dos in the world will not take place. and kim jong-un is too busy making north korea great again. and sunday night's episode of "game of thrones" did you watch ait? [ applause ] particularly upsetting for fans of the show. there's a lot of chatter about

it on social media. even today people are still talking about the shocking turn of events at the end of the show. so, we invited the producers to take the extraordinary step, for the first time ever, here they are to apologize to you, their fans. >> and now, a heart felt apology from "game of thrones." >> hi, i'm wiese and we're the creators of game of thrones. we'd like to apologize for thursday's show. >> and not for killing hodoor. >> and for all the fans that will now be saying hodoor to hold the door. >> hodoor, hodoor. did you see game of thrones? >> that's how bad annoying people can be. that's our bad.

>> should have seen that coming. >> hodoor. hodoor hodoor. >> again, so, so sorry. people are the worst. we can kill people in real life too. >> we can even kill you. >> me? ♪ >> again. sorry about hodoor. >> this has been a heartfelt apology from "game of thrones." [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you know, there's been lot of focus and debate on the issue of public restrooms which has led to an unexpected spike in business for companies that make gender neutral bathroom signs,

like this one. a lot of them are confusing. not just the gender neutral ones either. and as your future vice president, i feel i need to weigh in on this subject. may i have my podium? thank you very much. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. it is beautiful, isn't it? my fellow americans, we have a major problem when it comes to piblic restrooms in this country but not the problem your weird cousin won't stop posting about on facebook. my problem is when the signs get too creative. like some of them will say goose and gander. once i am at the door ready to go, i don't want to have to figure anything out. i don't want to have to consult an autobahn field guide. the last thing i need is a hipster bathroom where one door

is a unicycle and the other is a pair of spectacles. these are real. these are from actual restrooms. this will take me eight seconds to figure out. that's too long. this will take me even longer and it doesn't make me want to drink beer by the way. this is -- i don't know. pac man and a slice of pizza. it's insulting. this one is funny but i would just pull on either one of those things. this is leg lifters and squatters. for dogs or i don't know what. and this one. i would have to google this before i went in the bathroom and that's the last thing i want to do at hat moment. so, i will take those signs down and replace them with signs americans can understand. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you. and furthermore, all public restroom doors will open from the inside out so you don't have to touch the door with your hands, you can just kick them open. [ applause ] and here's the thing with these gender neutral bathroom signs, they make it even more confusing. is it me or does this like look a man with a tray angular erection. oh, it's me. let's find out what people on the street think. >> what does this look like to you? >> kind of a unisex bathroom sign. >> half of a man sign and half of a woman sign. >> half woman and half man. >> unisex bathroom signs. >> a human being with two genitals can use the bathroom. >> like a transgender sign. >> or is it a man with an

erection? >> yeah, well, i guess you could see it that way too. >> does it look at all like a man with an erection? >> no, i wouldn't say so, no. >> does it look at all like a man with an erection? >> no. >> but what if he's wearing like a kilt and he's not wearing underwear and he gets aroused? >> i think you're getting a little creative. i'm going to go a little more concrete and say no. >> it's triangle, so i don't know if it makes any sense. >> it's a boat, float it. >> it's not a boat, it's an erection. >> if that's what you like. >> i'm not saying i like it. >> what does this look like to you? >> like an excited male. >> exactly. thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we found someone. i don't care what anyone says. this definitely looks like what i think it is.

this is aerial footage from one of those drone cameras of a field of sheep in australia. i don't know. this seems like a line drawn or something. we finally have proof that god exists. maybe they have a horny shepherd and they're signaling for help. [ applause ] there are two sisters who live in wa est virginia, they're kno on youtube. grand muis 102. and their grand kids record videos of them doing things like this. >> what? >> would you like to have a m e piece of a candy? i just brushed my teeth. >> that's too bad. you can brush them again.

and i wish you'd quit looking at all those old pictures. wouldn't they make you sad? would you like to be that young and pretty? [ laughter] you hear me? >> i don't have my hearing aid on. what the hell you want? >> it's grandma and ginga. they're a combination of the golden girls meets angry birds. but our producers reach out to their grand kids and this is the response we got from grandma. >> hey, grandma, do you know who jimmy kimmel is? >> hell no. you've mentioned it but i don't stay up that late at night. 8:30/9:00 and to hell with everybody else. >> so, grandma's a fan of mine. [ applause ] so, we asked her to be on the show. and when we come back,

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♪ i tell you one thing, you never knew it. ♪ ♪ at the back of the bus ♪ there is so much to give, so dream big. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ all i wanna hear is get down, get down. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ all i wanna hear is get down, get down. ♪ ♪ get down, get down. ♪ >> jimmy: tonight on the show, brad paisley is here with demi lovato. but first, grandma and ginga, they're sisters. they're five years apart. i saw a bunch of their videos online and was smitten. >> would you shut up a minute. i'm telling you to shut up. >> shut up? >> yeah, so i can talk to cheryl about that dang telephone.

>> all right. so, joining us now on our big cisco screen, from clarksburg, west virginia, say hello to grandma and ginga. >> hello. >> hi. [ applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, thank you so much for taking time to talk with us. my wife and her mother and i, we saw your videos on mother's day and watched them for like an hour. [ laughter] >> oh, my. >> jimmy: do you watch yourselves on youtube? >> no, we don't watch ourselves. we haven't seen them. >> jimmy: do you live together? >> no. god no. >> god forbid. [ laughter] >> jimmy: how long has it been since you lived together? >> never did.

never did. >> jimmy: not as little girls? >> oh, yes. when we were little girls. she took off when she's 15 to get married. >> jimmy: wow. >> and he was 16. >> jimmy: he was 16 years old. that's crazy. >> i was 15 and he was 16. >> and if i had a good looking man like you, i'd have gotten married. [ applause ] i'd like to take you home with me. >> jimmy: i finally met a woman who's attracted to me. it's ginga. that's very nice of you. do you consider you selrselves e best friends? >> oh, yes, we love each other. we argue and fuss but that

doesn't mean anything. >> jimmy: do you fight all the time or just. >> for the videos? >> no, no. >> oh, no, we fight all the time. i used to drag her around every place. when i'd get to her house, she'd say what took you so dang long to get here? >> jimmy: it's a good question. >> i tried to tell her to take the short way and she said i'll go to the way i want to go. she drives me crazy. >> jimmy: do you still drive together in the car? >> no. >> not now. for the last six months or so. i can't handle her. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> she pushes me with her when she falls. >> jimmy: now, do you have hobbies? are there things you do together? >> yes. we go out a lot together. i mean, certain places like the

store or play bingo. today i was supposed to play bingo but i wanted to see you. [ applause ] i didn't tell anyone about -- >> that's the first time she'd missed bingo and she doesn't miss it for me. >> jimmy: i'm flatered. i know bingo is a big draw. i used to play bingo with my grandmother in fact. are you still working? i assume you're retired? >> no, she's a volunteer. >> at the united hospital. i delivered the get well cards and i talk to everybody and try to make them smile. [ applause ] >> you work at the veteran hospital. >> and up on the seventh floor. >> jimmy: wow, you climb the

stair s stairs? >> no, i ride the elevator but i walk the halls. the halls are long. every once in a while i'll hear someone say "ginga". >> and? >> they say can you take a picture with me? >> jimmy: because you're famous? >> i'm famous but not rich. >> jimmy: are you familiar with the show "game of thrones" on hboi hbo? >> no. >> jimmy: do you know what hbo is? >> i'm on hbo. >> jimmy: so, what i would like to do, your mission if you should choose to accept it, watch "game of thrones" sunday night and gave us a review of what you saw on our show. is that something you would be

interested in doing? >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you, ginga. >> she'll be able to watch your show because she stays up late. >> jimmy: oh, you're not staying up for it? >> not me. i'm too old to stay up that late. no. >> jimmy: we'll figure something out. >> let me tell you something else. you better save that beard of yours. [ applause ] >> you're too young to be with that beard. >> jimmy: should i keep the beard, ginga, do you think? >> you look handsome with or without. [ applause ] i still think you're sexy. >> jimmy: thank you, ladies. see you again. >> love you.

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>> jimmy: tonight, this is his new single with demi lovato. it's called "without a fight." brad paisley is here to chat and play music with demi too on the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow, donald trump will be here -- the real one -- and guillermo wants to have a very stern word with him, right? >> that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you should really give it to him when he comes out here. don't say nothing, by the way. all the sudden the english won't be so good anymore. right? >> that's okay. >> jimmy: that's okay. we'll have music from gregory porter. and on thursday, bernie sanders, kyle chandler and chefs frank castronovo and frank falcinelli from frankies in brooklyn. that will be a lot of fun. our first guest is one of the finest exports from ireland, a golden globe-winning actor who's probably had more good times than we've had times. his strange and excellent new

movie is called "the lobster." >> what kind of animal would you like the be if you were alone? >> a lobster. >> why a lobster? >> because they live for over 200 years and blue blooded like aris krokrats okrats. i could swim quite well since i was a teenager. >> the first thing most people thing of is a dog, which is why the world's full of dogs. >> jimmy: "the lobster" opens nationwide friday. please say hello to colin farrell. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good.

>> jimmy: i tell you what, i don't know how i would describe it to anyone. what can i say? >> i know i'm supposed to talk a little bit. i still don't know. >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin anything but there seem to be people living in -- >> anyway. >> jimmy: you go ahead. >> it's set at a time in the future at a nonspecified time and singledom is out lawed. and if you're not with a partner you have 45 days to choose a partner based on sharing a defining characteristic with someone and if you don't, you're taken on the transformation room and turned into an animal of your choosing and set into the wild. >> jimmy: you did great. and the animal you chose was a lobster. and for good reasons. >> they're fertile all their

lives. >> jimmy: live over 200 years. >> wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. >> jimmy: how do lobsters -- >> i actually have it up on my youtube. >> jimmy: i would love to watch lobster before and after. >> we already watched seal porn last time i was here. >> jimmy: did we? you gained a lot of weight for this role. how much weight did you gain? >> i gained about 43 or 45 pounds. yeah. >> jimmy: who's idea is that? >> i said to the director i was thinking the character was a bit thin and go a little bit thinner and the director very shrewdly and wisely said if thehe's too thin, maybe we don't want to

confuse -- i think he's soft. so, iate cheese burgers for breakfast. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> for 48 hours. what's fun is you are told you're not supposed to. so, when you're supposed to, not so fun my meal was whatever crumbs i didn't finish from the night before. >> jimmy: if a viewer had themselves in the position to gain 45 pounds? >> acting is ridiculous. what other you gain 45 pounds, other than sumo wrestling. >> >> jimmy: i weighed 400 pounds. >> you should have been on the biggest loser. >> jimmy: in a way, that's how i live my life.

i lost 25 pounds or something like that. i did it over a -- >> eight weeks in and eight weeks out. it's part of the job. lot of people struggle. it was for the job. eight weeks, shoushi, sushi, sushi, starvy, starvy, starvy. run, runny, runny. >> jimmy: that sounds crappy, crappy, crappy. so, you had to do it? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: well, that can be incentive. >> and now you have incentive. >> jimmy: what's my incentive? >> ginga. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. [ applause ] >> with or without beard, it's on. you've already booked your tick toot clarksville no doubt.

>> jimmy: guillermo, your wife would be okay with that? >> yeah, she doesn't matter. >> i didn't know you were married man. >> jimmy: how's your mom here? she had just got married last time you were here and you weren't very funny about it. >> i'm not funny about it because it didn't work out. no, she's in love. my father had to go and find his own happiness. he's getting married as well. >> jimmy: he is? >> yeah, he's getting married in a month, which is amazing. i'm the bestman. i don't think i was the first choice, so i'm not really the best man. it was a very short list. i tihink he went to someone before me and then he came to me and so. >> jimmy: are you responsible

for throwing the bachelor party? >> i'm just going to flash back to something. i hope not. >> jimmy: you have to have a bachelor party. >> and i just have to figure out what i'm going to do. >> jimmy: you got to figure it out. we can figure it out right now. guillermo has noes ideas. >> i can tell. rits it's a slow night over the. >> put him in a room with five ladies. >> just let me run with that. >> jimmy: you mean like the view? >> yeah, like the view. [ applause ] [ bleep] >> jimmy: well, i hope people go see the movie. "the lobster" opens nationwide friday. we'll be right back.

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♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a three-time grammy and 14-time country music award-winning performer. he will be joined tonight by fellow country music superstar

demi lovato on his new single "without a fight." and his life amplified world tour resumes june 2nd in phoenix, arizona. please welcome brad paisley. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is quite an indorsement. >> this is an indorsement. >> jimmy: brad paisley has indorsed me for vice president. >> i have found my candidate. >> jimmy: it's about time. and i'm tickled pink. by the way, this thing with demy lovato, how did you pair up? >> i was her guitarist on the i heart awarts. and she is amazing. she's from dallas.

[ applause ] she started her career singing billy gillman at a rodeo, i think. in texas. anyway, i was blown away at what a big country music fan she is and she ask can we do something together and i was like, yeah. and i had already cut the song. and it was perfect. four days later cut the song. >> jimmy: so, you didn't waist any time? >> no. if i had had that kind of luck dating, it would have been amazing. >> jimmy: i don't even think nick canon and mariah carey got married that fast. that's incredible. are you friendly? >> yeah. and what's great about her is being a dallas, texas girl, she's already lived a full life in her 20s and haz a grounded

lookality her career and it's been a blast. we get along great. >> jimmy: i have can't wait to see you guys play together. >> and you're going to be the first time right here. >> jimmy: thank you very much. you did a -- you did something -- a comedy festival you hosted. was it music and comedy or just comedy? >> in my case it was music and comedy. basically in nashville, it's called the wild west comedy festival, which nashville's east, but okay. and for a couple of years i've done a night where i hosted and have comedians i like and attempt stand up. >> jimmy: is that something you've always wanted to do or you're challenging yourself? >> i'm challenging myself. i've always been the class clown. but not a comedian.

and -- i want to be you. >> jimmy: and who doesn't. you did a very good job hosting the country music awards. >> thank you. [ applause ] i think it's going on nine. >> jimmy: you and carry underwood. >> vince gill did it 13 times. >> jimmy: is that the goal to knock vince off his -- >> absolutely. that's our goal. at the comedy night, we had a great time because for me, it's a chance to sing about current events? >> jimmy: what current events do you sing about? >> well, i've got a guitar. [ applause ] so, i saw your thing in the beginning, the restroom logo. you know, we were way ahead of that in our format. country music dealt with this in the '60s.

♪ sometimes it's hard to be a woman especially when you are born a man ♪ ♪ north carolina they're checking for vaginas if you want to use the can ♪ ♪ i say set by your man we're all just human beings ♪ ♪ he's just a human pen and the stall right next to you ♪ ♪ sit by your man why is this such a big deal hike up your dress ♪ ♪ and take a stand help me and

sit by your man ♪ [ cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i might have to indorse you. ial i'll probably be getting on a bus and having rallies throughout the country. i'd love to have you play that for me. >> i'll have to wait to hear what controversial statements you make. >> jimmy: when we come back, we're going to see you and demi lovato play together. >> we have a big announcement. carry underwood and i are going to host the cma's again this year. [ applause ] and this is the 50th anniversary. carry couldn't be here.

she's playing in buffalo tonight. >> jimmy: you're cheating on her with demi. vince gill is going to be furious when he hears this news. don't know what to tell you but brad and carrie are mosting again. when we come back, demi lovato singing with brad paisley.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank colin farrell and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, here with the song "without a fight" with some help from demi lovato, brad paisley. [ applause ] ♪

♪ there's a tangled mess of sheets on the bed a lack of sleep poundin' in my head ♪ ♪ we both regret some of the things we said but we love the way it ends ♪ ♪ sometimes i think we hurt each other just because of where it will lead ♪ ♪ and sometimes i think we're fighting just to be lovers and all so needlessly ♪ ♪ good as we are at gettin' it on how come we just can't get along ♪ ♪ the way we love it don't seem right the way we fuss the way we fight ♪ ♪ i've got a crazy idea how 'bout maybe tonight

we make up without a fight ♪ ♪ ♪ they say don't go to bed angry that's true ♪ ♪ but it's really something when we do ♪ ♪ madder you make me the more i want you girl i admit it ♪ ♪ sometimes i think it couldn't be any better and i couldn't want you more ♪ ♪ and sometimes i think we don't belong together confusing love and war ♪ ♪ good as we are at gettin' it on how come we just can't get along ♪ ♪ the way we love

it don't seem right the way we fuss the way we fight ♪ ♪ i've got a crazy idea how 'bout maybe tonight we make up without a fight ♪ ♪ we ain't givin' up without a fight we can make up without a fight ♪ ♪ no we ain't givin' up we can make up ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ good as we are

at gettin' it on how 'bout maybe tonight ♪ ♪ we make up we make up without a fight ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> brad paisley. [ applause ] ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ if she was a drink she'd be single barrel bourbon on ice ♪ ♪ smooth with a kick a chill and a burn all at the same time ♪ ♪ she's sunday drive meets high speed chase she ain't just a song she's the whole mix tape ♪ ♪ she's so complicated that's the way god made her sunshine mixed with a little hurricane ♪ ♪ and she destroys me in that t-shirt and i love her so much it hurts ♪ ♪ i never meant to fall like this but she don't just rain she pours ♪

♪ that girl right there's ♪ this is "nightline". tonight, sex and the single girl. naughty or nice. rules redefined in the era of snapshat, tinder and even turning to porn. >> porn as an instructional manual for sex is ridiculous. >> society's blurred lines. the shaming for those that go too far. plus, chelsea unplugged. back stage with chelsea handler. the unspoken comedian whose talk show, the risk she's taking. going for much more than just funny. and the winner is. the