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meet again, and this time it's for jewelry. [ laughter ] games one and two will be played in oakland, and then if that goes well they may even schedule more, possibly even in cleveland. we'll see. i have to say i love the nba finals. you know, usually on abc our sports broadcasts involve judges waving paddles at dancing d-list celebrities. but not tonight. tonight, the warriors have been unstoppable. they won an nba record 73 games in the regular season. they clawed back from down three games to one to beat a very tough oklahoma city team. the cavaliers only lost two games during the whole postseason. they swept the first two rounds and then they took care of toronto. this promises to be a great series. these teams are neck and tattooed neck. they could not possibly be better matched. and no matter who you're rooting for i think one thing we can all agree on is that the most important thing is that we learn the valuable lessons about the power of teamwork. no? [ cheers and applause ] really, it's the most valuable thing. lebron james is making his sixth

straight trip to the finals. i don't know about you, to me he seems kind of tired. ♪ [ audio slowed ] >> i'm just very humble and gracious that the man above has given me an opportunity to play the game that i love. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he needs some of that coffee from dunkin donuts. lebron got some words of encouragement from none other than donald trump. the republican national convention is happening in cleveland next month, and trump said that even though the finals could potentially interfere with their festivities, he wished lebron luck. and you know what? you know, say what you like about donald trump, it is an honor to get an endorsement from the candidate whose head looks most like a basketball. [ laughter ] there's so much -- [ cheers and applause ] we talk about -- the great players of the past.

there's so much young talent in the league right now. i had the chance before the series started to chat with two players who are almost certainly destined to be hall of famers. and this is my exclusive locker room talk with steph curry and lebron james. [ applause ] steph, as a father when you're out on that court do you feel like you are a role model for young people? your children included? [ light laughter ] is that lotion? are you going to eat that lotion? baby lebron, you've been here before. this is your sixth consecutive nba finals appearance. how is it different this time? [ laughter ] no comment i guess. [ laughter ] do you think being breastfeed has been helpful to you throughout a tough series like this? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he said yeah. lebron, you've been accused of

flopping. you've been called a crybaby by some of your opponents. does that motivate you? [ crying ] lebron? [ cheers and applause ] they both have a lot of growing up to do. you know, ticket prices for the finals are up from last year. the average price for a ticket to game one in oakland was $1,625 a seat. the cheapest seats, way up in the bleachers, are going for around $650. which isn't bad when you consider it's steph curry will probably be shooting three pointers from those seats. [ light laughter ] i actually found a way around the ultra-high ticket prices. if you want to see the game, you know what they're doing this year? they're showing them on tv. [ laughter ] for nothing. we have an all-star studded show for you tonight. mariah carey is here. [ cheers and applause ] the reason is all i wanted for christmas was her, and now six months later my wish has come

true. [ light laughter ] we also have a special nba edition of "mean tweets" which is a very good one. [ cheers and applause ] and maybe best of all, from the chicago bulls, jimmy butler is here from the bulls to play in the game -- [ cheers and applause ] -- called "make it for a million." now, we set up a basketball hoop across the street from our studio on hollywood boulevard. it's the same distance as a full court shot on a regulation nba court. and if jimmy butler makes the shot, our studio audience, you guys, will get the chance to split a million dollars. [ cheers and applause ] we'll see. it's either going to be -- it's either going to be very exciting or very disappointing. [ laughter ] you may all go home sad tonight. the nba finals are a time when legends are born. and when you think back on all the great moments you realize that future generations may do the same thing for these games that we're watching right now. and so tonight we asked our

friend and basketball enthusiast tracy morgan to share some of his fondest recollections of finals past. so sit back, relax, and enjoy tracy's nba finals memories. ♪ >> it was game six of the 2005 nba finals. i was trying to get freaky with my neighbor jeanine. and she has skin like j. lo and hands like "d"-glo --. danny glover. she had big old dude hands is what i'm saying. she said they got big like that because she liked to do all her own plumbing. girl could palm a basketball and probably a water buffalo at the same time. that's when i remembered the game was on. and i said to her, "gonna have to take a rain check, handsasaurus-rex." [ laughter ] she threw a crockpot at my head and broke my flat screen. i couldn't watch the game. so the only thing left to do was rub privates. hey, when life hands you lemons make love to female danny glover. ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: inspiring. thank you, tracy. we have to take a break but we have much more to come. mariah carey is here. chicago bulls all-star jimmy butler will try to make a million dollars for our audience. and we'll be right back with an all-new nba edition of "mean tweets," so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ what if we woke up one day and everything just stopped going wrong? no more accidents. no more fires. no more emergencies. no more bad anything. but in a world where things stopped going wrong, where would state farm be? right here. to help with college. here. for that first car.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, there you go. we are back. we are together again. this is our "nba game night special." mariah carey and nba all-star jimmy butler are on the way. but first, i'm sure you know basketball fans -- sports fans -- but especially basketball fans are very passionate about their favorite teams and their favorite players. they love to love. and sometimes they love to hate too. and with that said we've put -- we went to great lengths to put this together. it is time for a special nba edition of "mean tweets." [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> i still have no idea how jalen rose has a job. he looks like he sells bootleg dvds at the barbershop. [ laughter ] >> one day klay thompson is gonna leave the house without remembering to attach his goatee that he bought from party city and it'll be awkward. [ laughter ] >> does anyone know what blake griffin is? did morgan freeman and carrot top impregnate an amazon or what happened? [ laughter ] >> andre iguodala has the worst body language of anyone in the nba. if he got a dollar for every dirty look he made he'd have another $80 million. [ laughter ] >> russell westbrook look like jar jar binks. [ laughter ] i'll take your word for it. i don't know who that is, but sure. >> pretty sure reggie miller's ears provide wifi. [ laughter ] hold on, let me check. oh, my god. they do! [ laughter ] >> doc rivers' voice is ashy as hell. put some lotion on those voice

cords, bro. [ laughter ] >> magic johnson looks like a bald, black john travolta. [ laughter ] >> shaq is a fat-ass old man. [ laughter ] that your mother loves very dearly. >> have you ever been downloading something online and halfway through, it just froze and couldn't go anywhere? think steph curry's puberty. [ laughter ] got nothing. that's good. >> [ bleep ] you deandre jordan. you can suck a million [ bleep ] per second and [ bleep ] yourself until you die, you piece of butt [ bleep ] head. [ laughter ] >> i just had a fart that sounded exactly like dikembe mutombo speaking in his native tongue. [ laughter ] that's [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, there you have it. well done, everybody. you did it again. we'll be right back with mariah carey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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dollars for our audience. and i will tell you something -- [ cheers and applause ] if he misses it, we will never forgive him. we will be dead to us. [ light laughter ] all right? also we have a new show later tonight with will arnett, snoop dogg, and i will face off against the kids who won the scripps national spelling bee. it will be a war of words for the ages. so stay up with us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is one of the best-selling recording artists of all time. starting tuesday, she returns to caesars palace in las vegas with her "number one to infinity" show. please welcome mariah carey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how're you? >> i am good. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. how you doing? >> doing good.

hi, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: now, i don't know if you know, this is our "nba finals special" so do you know who is in the nba finals? >> do you want a fake answer or the truth? >> jimmy: take your best shot at it. really just try to guess if you can. >> can i use your cheat sheet? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't write it down. i didn't need to write it down because i know who's in it. >> is one of them from chicago? >> jimmy: no, one of the teams is -- >> well, while they were talking about it before when i'm backstage. and i'm like, oh, i can talk about that. i really -- can i just tell you ever since, like, i was in school, whatever, i was always a fast runner but i could never, like, follow the rules of sports. >> jimmy: okay. >> i just didn't understand like why do we have to kick in this goal. when, like, isn't that just as good? [ laughter ] i didn't understand it. so like, i still don't and, like, you could tell me anything right now and it'd be whatever. >> jimmy: it's a very existential question in a way. [ light laughter ] so you don't follow any of this stuff. >> it's not that i don't follow it deliberately 'cause i actually think basketball is amazing. >> jimmy: it's just not your

thing, yeah. >> but it's not that it's not even my thing. and i've sung for michael jordan and i've had these amazing moments in my life. he gave me his jersey and i made it into a dress. by the way, he's very tall. >> jimmy: michael jordan, yeah. [ laughter ] that i do know. yes. i think everyone knows that actually. >> well, i know, but i'm saying when you're trying to make a dress you're like, whoa, i never thought -- you know. [ laughter ] this wouldn't -- it's not going to work. you know, he's tall. >> jimmy: you sang for him at his -- or his last nba all-star game, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did he or did he not shed a tear when you were singing "hero" for him? >> oh, i don't know. i don't know. i highly doubt it. >> jimmy: i think he did. >> you always ask me about tears and i want to know why. >> jimmy: i don't know. maybe i'm a sad clown on the inside. [ laughter ] >> well, we share that in common. >> jimmy: i know that the nba isn't necessarily your thing. and i read somewhere -- >> but it's not that it's not my thing. i totally respect it. i just don't get it because i don't know the rules of sports. >> jimmy: right, right. >> i really don't. >> jimmy: you don't have to know the rules. >> i know how to rock like a little sequin ensemble and a jacket. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: same here. >> that's about it. these are not great for running or swimming but i've done both in heels. >> jimmy: true or false. do you take baths with your clothes on? >> actually now i do because i have, like, two babies and they

just turned 5. and they're very much into, like, the discovery of it all. >> jimmy: oh. yeah. >> and i'm like, i'll be wearing my bathing suit in the tub. so it's very annoying. >> jimmy: well, i want you to feel very comfortable tonight. so please open the curtains. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: now -- >> this is amazing. [ cheers and applause ] do you really want me to get in this? can i test the water? >> jimmy: i would like you to get into it. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: you know, we've never used this before but -- >> what do you guys think? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's already filthy, this tub. >> it's filthy? >> jimmy: yeah, it's dirty. look at it. look at how dirty this tub is. >> i have on a very important necklace to me. >> jimmy: i will get in if you get in. oh, don't worry about your necklace. >> really, really? i never usually do. >> jimmy: i'll return anything you lose. >> okay. all right. >> jimmy: so please step in and -- yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> i need your hand. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm going to kick this leg up like this. >> jimmy: all right. should i grab a leg or anything?

>> grab a leg. >> jimmy: all right. all right. and just get right in. and it is -- this is not just bubbles. [ cheers and applause ] this is kind of nice. >> this is kind of nice. hold on, this is going foil my hair. hold on. >> jimmy: you know, i haven't been in the tub with a guest since mitt romney was here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my gosh. so, this is like a special treatment. oh, thank you. >> jimmy: my guys are here. wow. it's just really a dream come true. [ laughter ] thank you. >> fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like grapes also. i mean, come on now. [ laughter ] thank you so much. and toast to you. do they travel with you everywhere? >> if i'm lucky. [ light laughter ] look at this. it looks very amazing. didn't even plan that. >> jimmy: mariah, you are engaged as i know to an australian billionaire. will he be -- >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: oh, my god. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, he won't be upset. >> jimmy: he will not be upset when he sees you in a tub with another billionaire?

>> am i kicking you in obscene places? >> jimmy: just feel free. enjoy. [ light laughter ] >> but i have heels on. so i'm trying to be whatever. okay. >> jimmy: you are doing your show in las vegas. will you get married in las vegas while you are there? >> no, darling, no. >> jimmy: you will not? >> which -- i mean should elvis? one of the elvises marry me? >> jimmy: elvis got married. i think he must've got married in las vegas. >> no, i mean people get married by the fake elvises. >> jimmy: that would be fun too. >> no. >> jimmy: you will not. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: your show -- >> can i have more bubbles? >> jimmy: enjoy the bubbles, yes. your show in las vegas -- we are wet by the way. this is full of water. >> this is real. this is water. this is -- i've actually taken a bath with jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your show is your number one hits. you have 18 number one hits. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you sing them one after the other. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: and you can't cut one because people are keeping track of these songs. >> i know. but i need to cut it. because nobody understands. they got it. nobody understands that like it's a little -- i feel weird. i'm, like, starting these songs

from the beginning and then i, like, you know -- we have a hair change. i got curly hair. black dress when i first started. >> jimmy: do you go back to your old styles? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's fun. >> yeah, it's fun. >> jimmy: oh, that's a lot of fun. >> we had a lot of people flying in from all over the world. like, it was pretty cool. like, china and brazil and different places in europe. and then i'd see them 'cause i went on a european tour. like, i just got back. and they were, like, "i'll see you in vegas." and i was like, "oh, that'll be cool." >> jimmy: yeah. >> 'cause it's not the typical -- it's not like -- no offense to any vegas situation, but it's not the typical -- >> jimmy: there are no magicians? >> i don't have a magician. what i mean by that is that the audience are like devoted fans. >> jimmy: i know what you're saying. >> as opposed to just -- >> jimmy: sometimes there are people that are just there to see a show. >> 'cause they're drunk and gambling. but that's cool too. we love them. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> come on out. have yourself a splash. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show is called "number one to infinity." mariah carey starts in las vegas tuesday. you got to dry off. >> by that time i'll be dried off. we'll figure it out. >> jimmy: mariah carey,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our "nba game night." we're out on hollywood boulevard. i am joined by nba all-star jimmy butler. jimmy, thank you for being here. you have a very important job to do. you have across the street from us on hollywood boulevard, 88 feet away which is the distance from the baseline to the rim on an nba court, is a hoop. your job is to put this ball in that hoop without stepping over

this line. and if you make it, our studio audience will split $1 million. [ cheers and applause ] i should point out that if you don't, they will follow you back to your hotel and destroy everything in it. okay? >> i'm not in a hotel so i'm good. >> jimmy: oh, okay, very good. it's time to play "make it for a million." [ cheers and applause ] brought to you by state farm. here's how it works. if jimmy butler makes the shot, each eligible member of our studio audience gets a piece of that million dollars. cousin sal is our referee. cousin sal, come explain the rules. >> hey, everybody. all right, here's the deal, jimmy. you get one chance at this. if your foot steps over that big thick red line before you release the ball the shot is considered no good. okay? we have a certification expert to validate the shot. his name is lowery robinson and he seems like a really fun guy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: lowery is the person who will ruin this for everyone if you step over that line. >> he's serious. he's in a suit. >> jimmy: have you made a full-court shot before?

>> yeah, in 2k. >> jimmy: in 2k. okay, very good. all right. do you ever practice full-court shots? >> in 2k, on the video game. >> jimmy: in 2k. all right. well, let's hope for some 2k magic. cousin sal, are we ready? >> we are ready. you ready, jimmy? >> jimmy: we are ready. jimmy, are you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. it's time to make it for a million. i'll step aside. [ whistle ] here he is. jimmy butler. the ball is up. [ audience groans ] that was pretty good. you had the right distance. >> i got to throw it. i should have threw it that way. >> jimmy: let's look at the replay here. yeah, it just -- the wind seemed to take it, i think. should we give him one more shot? [ cheers and applause ] i had a feeling they would say that. state farm is here to help life go right. so let's help this audience's lives go right and win $1 million. jimmy, this is your last shot. be better this time. i don't know what to say other than that. the people -- traffic is getting angry. >> oh, it slipped! >> jimmy: here we go.

here we go. oh, my goodness. [ audience groans ] well, that's unfortunate. i'm sorry. but you know, i don't want our audience to go home empty-handed. so how about this. if you make a lay-up -- if you run across the street and make a layup we'll give everyone a pair of gold toe socks. >> i got to dribble? >> jimmy: you can dribble. there you go. jimmy butler, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ look at that. socks for everyone! that's the show for tonight. i'd like to thank jimmy butler. he made it. socks for everyone. mariah carey, tracy morgan, not matt damon. we ran out of time. thanks for watching. we have a new show later tonight with will arnett, snoop dogg, and the spelling bee kids. until then -- well, nothing. i'll see you then. [ cheers and applause ] >> should i have made it. should i have made it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> announcer: live from the kgo tv broadcast center, this is abc 7 news. warriors take game 1. courtesy of their bench. >> steph curry and the warriors are off to a strong start in the nba finals. the dubs scored a big victory at roaracle in game 1 against the cavs. good evening and thanks for joining us tonight. i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm dan ashley. we're starting our 11:00 newscast tonight early to allow us more time to bring you coverage of the warriors' win in the game 1 of the nba finals. breaking news from the south bay where there was violence at donald trump's san jose rally. protesters and supporters threw pruchz. >> let's go to abc 7 reporter mellie woodrow live at the scene. >> reporter: those protests b