♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live". tonight -- megan fox. from "silicon valley", thomas middleditch. and music from josh abbott band. and now, here's jimmy kimmel. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching.

thanks for coming. i hope you had a great weekend. i did not have a great weekend. short of a death, the worst possible thing that could happen to anyone happened to meality exact lae on friday our wifi went out. i would say it's a nightmare but nightmares days. i have a tarerrible signal at m house, so i was almost completely cut off from the outside world. i was like all right, i can't go online, let's watch netflix and then oh, no, we can't watch netfl netflix. no apple tv, no spotify, nothing. even when i tried to look the number up to call the company to tell them the internet doesn't

work, i needed the internet. and then "is the red light still flashing?" yes. and they act like they're going to consult with someone else and you know they're smoking. i almost broke down and almost a book. we're on day five of not being able to sit my daughter in front of "curious george" for five hours. let me tell you when i'm president, the wifi will never go out. [ applause ] wifi goes out, i'll grab the head of the company, throw the son of a -- right in prison. and anyone forced to spend more than 30 minutes on the phone with their internet service provider will be awarded the vice presidential medal of freedom. [ applause ] guillermo, you had a rough weekend too, huh? >> yeah, jimmy. >> he called my brother in law, who's a doctor and he called me

and said guillermo got a concussion over the weekend. >> i was playing soccer and a guy hit me hard and hit me right here. >> were you the goalie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, it went right in your forehead? >> right here. >> jimmy: and you weren't protected by all the gel you keep in your hair? >> no, it's sunday. >> jimmy: i would think the ball would pop if it hit your head. >> no, it was sunday. >> jimmy: #no gel sundays. wow. [ applause ] and then so you had the concussion, you went to the doctor and everything and you're okay now? >> yeah, i went to the doctor and they gave me a shot and said it take as couple days for the headache to go away. >> jimmy: what does your wife say? >> well, my wife got real mad. she says i cannot believe a 45 years old man playing soccer. you know, forget it, no more

sex. if you keep playing soccer, no more sex. >> jimmy: well, this sounds like a convenient way for her to get out of sex with you. >> no more soccer. >> jimmy: but you did or did not have wifi at your house this weekend? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: still had a better weekend than i did. here's something i was unable to comment on because of my wifi fiasco. apparently there was a major debate online about where or not a hot dog is a sandwich. bring me my podium because i -- thank you. ♪ [ applause ] one thing i've learned in this campaign is people really love podiums. it'ser crazy. so, on friday of last week, the people who edit the merrium webster dictionary said that by

definition a sandwich has two or more slices of bread or a split roll with filling in between. that's their definition. by my definition, a hot dog is a hot dog. it's its own thing with its own specialized bun. if youent in a restaurant and ordered a meat tube sandwich, would that make sense? no, they'd probably call the cops on you. i don't care what anyone says, hot dogs are not sandwiches. and if hot dogs are sandwiches then cereal is soup. chew on that one for a while. hamburger not a sandwich either. and when i'm president, this will be written into the law. please remove this podium or i will destroy it. [ applause ] all right, i'm done with that now. hey, did you watch that basketball game last night?

the warriors and thunder had game seven. they had 60 million viewers. the most watched telecast of a nba game ever. the warriors were down 3-1 and they came back to win it, meaning they'll face the cleveland cavaliers for a rematch of last year. and the longest shot of the night was this gentleman. buernie sanders is at the game with danny glover. i get bernie has to silt in the crappy seats to keep the whole homeland of the people thing going but danny glover has to be saying great i'm sitting in the crappy seats with this old man in game seven. bernie sanders and donald trump were both on my show. and trump accepted bernie

sanders' debate. and #chicken trump went viral. it sounds like a make the name donald trump would give donald trump if he wasn't donald trump. have you been to panda express? people love orange chicken. there won't be a trump-sanders debate, which was probably a good decision for donald. did you see him at that biker rally on sunday. here he is at half speed in tonig tonight's edition of "slow and tell." >> look at all these bikers. do we love the bikers? yes. we love the bikers. but all over the place, no

matter where i go, there's bikers and they come with the bikers and the bikes are all over. ♪ >> donald trump got a big endorsement fruom the north korean state government. they praised donald trump for being a wise politician and said hillary clinton is dull. that's a nice feather in his cap. they want one other leading to have a worst hair than theirs. it was the second episode of "the bachelorette." every year i say i'm not going to get sucked in and i do. every year there's a guy or gal that the contestants can't stand. this time the guy's name is chad. you know the biggest jerk in high school that you hope to

never see again after the day you graduate? he's chad. he's in luxury real estate, always working out, threatened to punch one guy's teeth out. on his first date with jojo, he called her naggy. which, in my experience, women love. he's basically what you would get if you injected human growth hormone into a nickelback album. and his sidekick is daniel. he follows chad around, agrees with everything he says. even wore matching black tank tops and had incredible conversations like this one. >> i think she wants a man. >> i cannot see her faulling in love with a childish boy like some of these guys. >> if you made a protein shake made of the dude here and you blended it up, half of that dude protein shake would be -- like,

have zero chance. >> jimmy: you know what this show needs? someone who in the moment a statement like that is made, steps in and calls him on it. something like this. >> if you're making a protein shake made of the group of dudes here and blended it up, what kind of shake do you get? >> half of that protein shake would be -- like, have zero chance. >> dude, like that makes no sense. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. [ applause ] all right, so last week on the show, we met these two adorable senior citizens, grandma and ginga. grandma is 102, ginga is 97 years old. they make these videos on youtube where their grand chilled relationship tape them

fighting and it's hilarious. i asked them to watch "game of thrones" this sunday. they'd never seen it before and here's a snippet of what they thought of it. >> did they say how long this is going to last? >> this is a play. there's a little man. that was a little man. how do you like this part? pretty good? [ bleep] >> this is torture. [ bleep] >> jimmy: she didn't like it. so, when we come back, grandma and ginga are here to review "game of thrones." so stick around. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: megan fox is here, we'll have music from josh abbott band. but last week on the show i chatted with two incredible sisters from clarksberg, west virginia. grandma's 102, and ginga's 97. i decided to give them an assignment. i asked them to watch and review "game of thrones." sunday night on hbo. here's a clip of them watching the show. >> he ain't bad looking, that boy on a horse. >> is he going to marry her? [ phone ringing] >> my toes are getting numb. >> what? >> my toes are getting numb. >> what? >> my toes are getting numb. >> jimmy: her toes are getting numb. and joining us now on our big cisco screen, grandma and ginga.

hello, ladies. [ applause ] hi, there. how are you? >> we're fine. >> jimmy: my first question and i'll ask both of you, in your opinion is a hot dog a sandwich? >> no, it's a hot dog. [ applause ] >> you're quite welcome. >> we sure got some good hot dogs in west virginia. >> jimmy: do you really? >> d and l is the best place. >> jimmy: what do you put on your hot dog? >> chilly, mustard and onions. >> jimmy: and how about you, ginga, what goes on your hot dog? >> same thing. >> and hot pepper. >> we want our hot dogs to be hot. yeah, in west virginia.

>> jimmy: so, i asked you to watch game games of thrownes tk on hbo and i should ask -- [ phone ringing] >> jimmy: oh, no, your deafening phone -- >> i can't hear it. [ laughter] >> that dam phone has to ring right now. can you imagine? >> jimmy: i know it's crazy. >> i thought we disconnected it. it's connected. >> jimmy: what shows do you usually watch on television? >> i watch the dancers. >> jimmy: the dancing stars? >> yeah. and i can't remember all the names. >> jimmy: how about you, ginga? >> i like "law and order." anything murder. yes. >> all those old movies. >> jimmy: have you ever seen

"game of thrones" before today? >> no. >> jimmy: and did you like it? >> um, no. i think they're crazy. i don't understand it. >> jimmy: what didn't you understand? >> well, i didn't know if that was a husband or if that was a wife or whether they were going to run away with somebody else and i never did see that baby. i thought maybe they killed him. >> did you see a naked woman? >> and i was waiting for a woman to ride a horse naked. i never did see her but i saw the naked horse. >> jimmy: i was disappointed in that too. there were no naked people this week. >> no. that was lousy. >> jimmy: so, overall -- is there anything we could pass along to the people who make the show that would make it better for you? any suggestions?

>> that was a candle light movie. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> we couldn't see anything. >> couldn't see anything. just the candles. >> jimmy: i see. it was not bright enough for you. so, maybe if they brightened it up, you would watch it? >> no. hell, no. >> i liked on the stage when the man dies, you know. i liked that. >> jimmy: you did like that. okay. all right. >> no, not me. >> jimmy: you didn't like it at all? >> i didn't like anything of it. >> jimmy: well, we have one more clip of you guys watching it. let's take a look at that now. >> now we're going to see some action. >> what kind of animal is that flying? >> now i'm getting hungry. >> i'm all numb.

is that the end? >> hurray. >> thank god it's gone. >> he doesn't want us to see this over again. >> i'll die first. >> jimmy: so, you didn't like it. so, i was going to ask if you want to watch another episode. maybe we could send you to see the new "teenage mutant ninja turtles" movie next time. >> okay. >> jimmy: if you go see the movie and tell us whether it's good or not and whether we should go watch it? >> no, i don't want to watch anything. >> jimmy: you don't want to watch anything at all. i think we've lost them now, but we'll get grandma and ginga back. [ applause ] thank you, ladies. all right, thank you, grandma and ginga. >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from josh abbott band. from "silicon valley"

thomas middleditch is here. and we'll be right back with megan fox. so stick around. [ applause ]

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carie carry, jimmy butler and an all new nba edition of mean tweets thursday night here on abc. 8:00 p.m. eastern, 7:00 central. please join us for that. our first guest was a typical girl growing up in florida until she was bitten by a radio active fox and transformed into the super person we know today. starting friday, she scours the suers "teenage mutant ninja turtles, out of the shadows." ♪ >> oh, this is going to be good. >> o'neale. get that canister. ♪ please welcome megan fox. [ applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: can i just say my whole life i wanted to slide under a door just as it was about to close with some sort of villains on the other side. is that as good as it looks? >> i didn't do that. that was a stunt double. they had me on a piece of plexiglass with a rope and very gingerly pulled me with a fan blowing my hair. >> jimmy: so, you do not do your own stunts? >> i do but i didn't do that one. >> jimmy: last time you were here it was a couple months ago you were not pregnant and then, bam, a baby's in there. >> there's a human growing in there. i was definitely pregnant. i was already in my second trimester. i just had on three pairs of spanx. we were really harnessing that in. cozy, warm, totally safe.

>> jimmy: do you feel like you lied to me coming out here pregnant and not indicating it in any way? >> do you feel i owe you that intimate refermation? >> jimmy: i'm going to be vice president. >> who is your president? >> i don't require a president. >> then why aren't you just going to run for president instead of vice president? >> jimmy: really good question i don't know the answer to it p. i figured i'd take baby steps towards the white house and this would be the first. but let's stick to your baby steps and your babies. how old are your sons? >> 3 and 2. >> jimmy: do you they what's about to happen? >> yeah, they know. like, i've shown them with a baby doll how the baby's going to turn upside down, they know where the baby's coming out. >> jimmy: oh, they do? >> they know. they know all that. >> jimmy: did that scare them at all. >> no, the little one, body thinks it's really funny you're going to feed a baby with your boobies. >> jimmy: that is funny, in a way. >> they don't know.

they think it sounds normal. >> jimmy: the attention may shift? >> the older one's aware but he's excited. >> jimmy: you said i think one of the last times you were here that your baby talks to you from the inside? >> well, not like you hear an audible voice, but i feel like you receive messages from the child if you're open to it. >> jimmy: like get me a pizza? >> no, i mean, they don't have teeth. that would be a challenge. things like this baby wanted me to live somewhere else. so, we're moving to a whole different place in los angeles, because i feel like that's where this baby wants to be raised. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah, and i feel the baby is telling me it's elon musk. like, a super genius. >> jimmy: well, if this baby is able to convince you to move out of your house, it is a super genius or a realtor. it might be a baby realtor you have.

have you seen your baby on a bus bench in the neighborhood? >> i have. >> jimmy: so, when you tell brian austin green, your husband, the baby wants us to move, does he go, let me talk to the baby for a moment to check and make sure? >> no, he trusts me at this point because i've made so many good calls. i know it sounds crazy like i'm a lunetic. >> jimmy: yes. i mean, no not at all. [ laughter] >> but i've made some really good decisions based on what i think higher self is telling me. so now he just goes along with it. >> jimmy: once they come out of the womb, are they no longer allowed to tell you what to do? >> of course, i'll always listen. >> jimmy: but moving is a big thing. >> i don't think an infant is going to say not this one, we need the one down the street. i mean, anything is possible. >> jimmy: a 7-year-old may say i want to live in sleeping beauty's castle in disneyland. >> that's correct. in which case, you can't make

that happen. we can't make magic happen. but do you just ignore your children when they ask you for things they want? >> jimmy: no, but if they told me we need to move, i'd say is a ghost in the house? is the devil after us? >> what if they were like i feel i would thrive in that environment as opposed to this one? >> jimmy: i would hit them right in the head. we don't use words like thrive in my family. it's not one of our words. well, congratulations. that's very exciting and you look very beautiful as well. [ applause ] is it easier this time? >> it's easier -- because i've had a baby every other year since 2012. your body gets used to it but with the first one i was really afraid something was going to go wrong and the second one was so soon after the first, it was all a blur and this one i'm a little more relaxed, but because i know how much it hurts and as we're getting closer, i do still get

nervous about that because that pain is no joke. >> jimmy: i know. >> oh, do you know? >> jimmy: yeah, i do know. you know how i know sn my wife tells me every three days. but i think if it's that bad, i would have one baby and go i'm never doing that again. >> well, i guess you forget. i mean, you get temporary amnesia in order to further the human race, otherwise there'd be no people left. >> jimmy: have you thought about baby names? >> so, i have a name that i like. it's not locked in yet and i have no middle name yet. still searching. why are you -- >> jimmy: we have something special for you over there. guillermo has a hopper over there. two bingo hoppers. the first balls are what? what are in there? >> this is first names. >> jimmy: bird names. >> yes. >> jimmy: and the second is candle scents. >> that's right. >> jimmy: okay. and so if you really want to leave this to the gods, this is the way to do it. i mean, really. are you willing to -- okay.

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♪ >> jimmy: still to come music from josh abbott band. t he stars in the very funny comedy "sillicon valley". please welcome thomas middleditch. ♪ [ applause ] very well done. wow, i mean, if megan fox gets a load of that, she's going to go right home with you.

>> that's the dream. >> you road this here, i heard. >> i do. i live pretty close. i'm a hollywood cat. >> jimmy: how far will you go with something like that? >> you can't go too far. there's a limited range. i rocked a good journey to silver lake once. to inspect various arm tattoos and fidoras. >> jimmy: it's about three and a hamp mi half miles, i'd say? >> yeah. you can bring your charger. it's very convenient. you see i have a horn, chrome grip. skate board duct taped. >> jimmy: this is something you got from someone on the show? >> it's a trike. >> jimmy: because the show is tech oriented, you get stuff. >> we get gadgets. this is one of the nicer gadgets we got. we actually all got these

gadgets and you have a photo. >> i have a photo of the whole cast with their scooters. >> and matching jackets. >> jimmy: for the most part. >> except for t.j., naturally. >> jimmy: and this is something -- do you all ride them around? >> i came back in the conversation and they were in middle of discussing, pretty much demanding that we all have matching jackets because that would be cool. >> jimmy: awesome. very cool. >> and then we're desgd what's it going to say on the back. and it was agreed upon that it should say rude boys on the lot. because apparently we're the rude boys and we're on the sony pictures lot filming and we have these scooters. we're so not rude though. we've scooted around on those things and within two minutes security was like you can't use those. bicycles only. and instead of us being like screw it, we're rude.

we're like, sorry, we'll put them back. >> jimmy: that's scooter-like behavior. by the way i love the show. it's so very funny. [ applause ] is this truly your first big show that you've been on? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: well, you do a great job on it. you're very -- i'd never seen you before the show and i was like who is that guy? >> it's this. small town canadian growing up. >> jimmy: i don't know what goes on in sillicon valley but i watch the show sunday night. it's so specific. those little details or those things you pick up from people as you meet them or is it entirely scripted out for you? >> all the specifics and nods to the real sillicon valley is big hats off to the writers. people they pilfer stories from

and in terms of where richard comes from, i've dabbled in the nerdy arts from time to time. i may know what a computer is. >> jimmy: have you ever built one on your own? >> yes, sir, i have. >> jimmy: well, that's serious then. you're from british columbia? >> canada in the mountains. and my parents are ex-pat british. if you couldn't guess it by thomas middleditch, born out of a charles dickens novel. >> jimmy: very downtown abbey. >> yes, i grew up with a lot of shepherd's pies and all types of pies. >> jimmy: what did your parents do for a living? >> my mother was a special education teacher and my dad was a principal. she >> jimmy: was he a principal at the school you won't to? >> for a year and i got in trouble for hiding in a curtain. and went to the principal's

office and he's like, my own son. [ in english accent] he made me write lines like i will not hide in the -- >> jimmy: like bart simpson? >> yeah. >> jimmy: from his point of view, how difficult it would be to have your own son hiding in the curtains. >> of all things. that's a pretty rude thing to do. maybe this rudeness thing is going to stick afterall. >> jimmy: one of the worst things you could ever do to any parent. >> who's the bad kid hiding in the curtain? that's thomas middleditch. he's going to skip school one day. never did. perfect attendance. >> jimmy: the show is picked up for a fourth season, which is exciting. [ applause ] when people send you the stuff, besides this, do you give any of it away to an assistant or something? >> i have an assistant. >> jimmy: is there anything you'd like the request? >> a hot air balloon. my own private zepline.

>> jimmy: i heard you're a fan of "the bachelor", does it extend to "the bachelorette"? >> oh. chad. >> jimmy: chad, how do you like chad? >> so much deli meat. >> jimmy: he did eat a lot of meat. i've never seen anyone eat that much meat before. >> he's a cartoon villain. i hope he stays around for so many more episodes. poor guy. >> jimmy: by the end, i was so mad he got a rose but also of course you want him to continue on the show. >> the thing is he makes some good points. all these people -- okay. i'm going to get into the bachelorette. >> jimmy: you're going to side with chad? >> i kind of do. on all the bachelors, they've met the person for five minutes and they're like, he's just so amazing and i feel like i'm falling in love all over again and i'm like you don't know the person and chad's the only one

who's like i call bull -- [ bleep] you don't know that person. it's impossible. you need to rewatch last night. that was his whole game. >> jimmy: was it really? i thought it was i'm better than these guys and of course she's going to pick the guy that's better. >> for sure that's part of his game. and pointing in their face. >> jimmy: what about daniel, his sidekick. >> oh, daniel, dan dan. he's a bummer the first episode when he gets super drunk and diving in the pool. and i'm like, of course he's the canadian guy. i was so bummed out. he's like, oh, yeah, buddy, right on. aye. [ laughter] why? you're killing me, daniel. >> jimmy: i'm going to pass your thoughts along to the producers and they will make the proper adjustments. it's very nice to meet you. thomas middleditch everybody.

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you've never seen a number like that! you feel me lois? i'm feeling you. yeah you do! let's do this! watch out he just had a whole thimble full of coffee... woot! woot! the ready for you alert, only at laquinta.com. la... quinta! yeah! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank megan fox, thomas middleditch and apologiz >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank megan fox, thomas middleditch and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first their album is called "front row seat." here with the song "wasn't that drunk" with help from carly pierce, the josh abbott band. ♪ ♪ small talk and old friends

catching up on how you've been that smile i missed ♪ ♪ damn it's good to see you again ♪ ♪ i bought you a drink and i asked you to dance after a couple more rounds you were holding my hand ♪ ♪ next thing you know we're closing it down and we're sharing a cab back to your house ♪ ♪ i know we were laughing saying whatever happens we can blame it on the wine when the sun comes up ♪ ♪ if you're thinking it's because we were drinking well that don't mean that it don't mean much ♪ ♪ cause it did and it does the truth of it is i wasn't that

drunk ♪ carly pierce, everyone. ♪ i was tipsy when you kissed me but that ain't why i kissed you back ♪ ♪ i'll be honest i've wanted to do that to do that do that ♪ ♪ oh so long and oh so bad then last night it happened so fast i'd do it over ♪ ♪ i wouldn't think twice cause lying here sober it still feels right ♪ ♪ i know we were laughing saying whatever happens we can blame it on the wine when the sun comes up ♪ ♪ if you're thinking it's because we were drinking well that don't mean that it don't mean much ♪

♪ cause it did and it does the truth of it is i wasn't that drunk ♪ ♪ i want you to know it wasn't just the heat of the moment ♪ ♪ i know we were laughing saying whatever happens we can blame it on the wine when the sun comes up ♪ ♪ if you're thinking it's because we were drinking well that don't mean that it don't mean much ♪ ♪ cause it did and it does and the truth of it is i wasn't that drunk oh i wasn't that drunk

oh i wasn't that drunk ooh ♪ [ applause ] ♪ ♪ she said to take a left we got a story to write ♪ ♪ i'm looking all around she said nobody knows ♪ ♪ but you're going to want to start taking off your clothes ♪ ♪ you've got it you got it the way she said you got it win it

while you got it you got to win it while you got it ♪ ♪ don't be afraid at the end of the day ♪ ♪ you got to live it while you got it ♪ ♪ well, i pulled her in real close she said just keep me warm kissing is nice but it takess a little more ♪ ♪ i'm reaching for her she was in my ear where are we going when we're already here ♪ ♪ you've got to win it while you got it don't be afraid ♪ ♪ at the end of the day you got to get it while you got it ♪ take it boys. ♪

this is "nightline." tonight, a major milestone in american history. hillary clinton, the first woman to clinch a major party nomination, telling us tonight it's not just about her. >> what this moment means to you? >> the fierce pace face off ahead for the highest office in the land. and the career hit a high note with that song from "the bodyguard" but her life took her down a dark path. tonight, bobby brown talking about the marriage to the drug use and how it all came crushing down. but first the "nightline" 5. the "nightline