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and when i'm vice president, i'm going to put a stop to them. [ cheers and applause ] they will not happen anymore. earlier tonight on our network, abc, the warriors versus the cavaliers, game four of the nba finals, this is the 66th straight year the finals have

gone to a game four. it's amazing, really. in the first two games, the cavaliers got blown out. in game three, the warriors got blown out. and for game four, both teams went to dry bar and got blowouts together. [ laughter and applause ] the league mvp, steph curry has been getting a lot of attention for his new signature sneaker. under armour released it. it's a great pair of shoes whether you're a steph curry fans, or just a middle school lunch lady. see those shoes doing very well with fans in ft. lauderdale. these shoes are so white they just endorsed donald trump for president. [ laughter and applause ] i really don't understand this. couldn't steph have saved himself a lot of trouble, by just releasing this old pair of skechers. they're almost exactly the same. they already have his initial on them. [ laughter ] the new shoes are being called dad shoes. i guess that's an insult. steph curry's a dad, i'm a dad.

so are many nba players, some of them many times over. maybe it's time to embrace a shoe made specifically for dads. >> style. quality. performance. introducing the new curry 2 low, the perfect shoe for cleaning the gutter, mowing the lawn, walking around the neighborhood at a moderate speed and throwing your back out. curry two low, for the dad on the go. >> available at walgreen's. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they have everything, they really do. you know, as the nba season comes to a close, summer begins, which means school is out, the kids go to camp. families go on vacation, we start rubbing lotion on each other and our local news channel light up our lives with features like this one from the cbs affiliate in omaha, nebraska. >> this is a willy sphere, and this makes a perfect circle.

>> oh, wow. look at that. where do you get all this stuff? >> these you can buy and those ones i make. >> i could just make that. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: hey, be careful with those! the sand castle people have children. hillary clinton got a major endorsement yesterday from president obama. this is funny, hillary clinton was endorsed by the president yesterday. donald trump was endorsed by don king yesterday. this election is the best. it really is. according to two new investigations done by nbc news and "usa today," donald trump doesn't always pay his bills. hundreds of people claim trump or his businesses owe him money. lawsuits were filed by painters, waiters, bouffant fluffers, you hair gluers, you name it.

60 lawsuits saying he reflected or refused to pay. this could be a good strategy for dealing with the national debt. $19 trillion? what $19 trillion? i don't know what $19 trillion. that was the other guy. [ laughter and applause ] both hillary clinton and donald trump are in the process of finding a running mate. hillary said she'll begin her vice presidential search on tinder, try to get as many matches as possible and go from there. that is not true, but she did say she'd be open to sharing the ticket with another woman. that's what bill's been asking her to do for years. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know why they're on a grand search for a running mate, when they both know full well i am right here. [ cheers and applause ] can i have my podium, please. >> thank you, my fellow americans, you are probably aware of the e-mail scandal that has plagued hillary clinton throughout this campaign, and because of that i want to assure you i will never have an e-mail

scandal. vp stands for very public and to prove it, i called the fbi and asked them to investigate my emails. since i'm on tv, i called an fbi agent from tv. and ladies and gentlemen, here to officially verify my e mails, please welcome david boreanaz, special agent sealy booth from "bones." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this is all on the up and up. i want to thank you for being here, "bones." it's a pleasure to have you here. >> i'm not "bones." >> jimmy: i thought you were "bones." the show is called "bones." >> no, no, emily deschanel is "bones." >> who are you? >> she's my partner. >> jimmy: you're like a little "bones"? >> no, no -- are we going to do this?

>> jimmy: yes, i asked him to search my e-mail. what did you find? please share everything with the american people. >> everything? complete transparency? >> jimmy: everything. >> i can confirm your e-mail address is fro yo not 67 at aol.com. >> that is correct. >> and you're still with aol? >> jimmy: yes, i'm an american and i'm online. [ applause ] you don't have to give the details. just tell everyone that after a thorough and intensive investigation -- >> actually, did i flag a few e-mails that i'd like to go over if you don't mind. can we put them up on the wall. >> jimmy: i'd rather you didn't. >> okay, let's go over some of those. this is from -- jen sharon is the subject to molly. >> jimmy: that's my wife. >> okay, sure. it says, hey, did we send her a baby gift?

>> jimmy: i think we sent her a onesy that says "poop there it is." >> that checks out. this one reads just "taco tuesday." [ cheers and applause ] i'm confused. taco tuesday. you sent it out to 428 people. >> jimmy: everyone in my book. >> why? >> jimmy: well, it was tuesday, and i wanted to eat tacos. [ laughter ] >> are you sure about that? is that correct? >> that is true. >> jimmy: is that it? >> no, no. on april 12th, you sent a group e-mail with the subject matter here "best videos of all time," with a youtube link. do you remember sending this one? >> jimmy: i think so. >> you think so?

all right, can we click on the link and make sure to take a look. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i did send that. isn't that great? >> so would you consider that the best video of all time? >> jimmy: it might be, yeah. >> very, very interesting, mr. kimmel. because two days later on april 14th, you sent out another e-mail to your inner circle group, right? >> jimmy: right. >> of best videos of all time. can we click that one up, please? [ turtle noise ] >> remember that one? >> jimmy: yeah, that was a turtle humping a shoe.

>> so would you consider that the best video of all time? >> jimmy: it can be. >> there can't be two best videos of all time. it's either the faring iguana or the turtle humping the rock? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. this is too much. >> i got one more for you. >> jimmy: i did not send that. >> i just wanted to make sure you saw that. >> jimmy: oh, you sent that to me? thank you. appreciate that. david boreanaz! he's not bones. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from the fbi. we're going to take a break. we have a great show for you tonight. oh, when we come back, we sent a camera crew inside the game at the nba finals to find out how long we could delay a fan from getting back to his seat. it's fun. so stick around. we'll be right back. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. anthony anderson, bill simmons and music from train is on the way, but first the nba finals are happening as we speak. this year, we tried something new. during the third quarter of the first game in oakland, we stopped a warriors fan who was trying to get back into the arena. he got up to get a beer, and our goal was to see how long we could keep him from getting back to his seat. time for our first ever edition of "clock block." >> you're good, you're good. this will just take a second. >> i'm sure this guys wants to watch the game. >> we'll get you right back in there, two seconds.

it's going to be a promo for the warriors for basketball. this whole thing is a real quick thing for pro basketball. we'll get you back in there as soon as possible. you got your drink and your food here. don't want that to get cold. just look there and say, we're not worriers, we're warriors. >> we're not worriers, we're warriors! >> we won't worry. we're warriors, not worriers! >> damn right. >> that guy just said it. >> three, two, one. >> we won't worry, we're warriors, not worriers. would warriors worry? >> we won't worry -- >> we won't worry. >> [ bleep ]. >> get you back in those seats.

you're missing the whole game. we won't worry. five, four, three, two, one. we won't worry. do warriors worry? >> no, we're warriors. would warriors worry? >> we were worried, do warriors worry? >> no, everything's a w. >> in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, hit it! >> we won't worry. warriors don't worry. will we worry -- >> we're warriors. hold on. we got time. 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, hit it. >> we won't worry. would warriors worry?

warriors don't worry! >> you were so close. so close. hold on. they're loving you. they're loving you back there. they're watching this. >> 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, here we go. >> we got enough. we gotta get out of here. 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry. >> hold up, one more time.

>> 5, 4, 3, 2 -- >> let me say it! >> -- 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry! aaah. i gotta go! i don't want to be on it. >> 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry. we're going to win, let's go! >> let's roll tape on this. >> we won't worry. warriors aren't worried. we're gonna [ bleep ] win! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you for your time. >> jimmy: it's time to bleep and

blur the big tv moments whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> the woman who was doing yoga on her vacation in our state ended up getting [ bleep ] by a bear. >> we weren't ready to play. they just [ bleep ] us right in the mouth. >> he's working on klay thompson. >> i am telling you, i am so looking forward to [ bleep ] donald trump! >> saw a big black [ bleep ] coming this way. >> he's been called the [ bleep ] bandit. ♪ caring for each other ♪ come rain or come shine ♪ i'll [ bleep ] your [ bleep ] and you'll [ bleep ] mine ♪ >> i feel like if chad and daniel don't find love at the end of this, i think they might ride off into the sunset together. >> i [ bleep ] my family, i [ bleep ] my friends, and now

i'm going to [ bleep ] you, the american people, like nobody has ever [ bleep ] you before. >> jimmy: tonight on the show the music of led zeppelin as performed by train, bill simmons is here, and we'll be right back with anthony anderson. so stick around. >> portions are jimmy kim live were brought to you by "still the king," premiering this weekend only on cmt.

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you look sharp but also casual and relaxed. >>i iu'm home. >> jimmy: you've been on so many times from the very beginning of the show. i want to ask about your vacation. because i saw a video of you on vacation with george lopez. this is true so far? >> so far. >> jimmy: well, play the video because i need to know what's happening here. [ bleep] [ laughter] >> oh. >>. [ bleep] >> got it. see. >> jimmy: what the hell -- what is that?

>> it was about -- it was like a 10-inch millipede, man. and i was coming out of the bathroom, brushing my teeth and it ran across my feet and they say when you get bit, it's like getting electrocuted. did you hear how deep my voice got? it was crazy. it scared the hell out of me. >> jimmy: are you and george lopez sharing a hotel room? >> we had a villa. a four-bedroom villa. he was on one side, i was on the other. >> jimmy: i thought you had something you wanted to tell us. >> don't threat powder blue fool you. >> jimmy: "black-ish" and you got a peebabody award? >> we were fortunate, i got it

the same night george letterman got his and steve martin got nothing. it was a great night. >> jimmy: this is a game show from '50s? '60s? >> yeah. they bring three guests on and one is sworn to tell the truth, the other to lie out of their teeth and i have a panel of celebrity guests. i have leakes and the beautiful and talented betty white. she did the original "to tell the truth." so we had to have her back on. >> jimmy: you have another cast member. your mom is the score keeper. is she good at keeping score? >> my mom went to public school in chicago and watts, she can't count. >> jimmy: your mom used to come on our show all the time when you were here and at a certain

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm here with anthony anderson and his mom doris. both of them are on the show "to tell the truth." you're the score keeper. which i love. >> she thinks she's the star. you're not the co host. you're a score keeper. >> jimmy: are you behaving like a star? >> yes. >> jimmy: in what ways? >> i get what i want. >> jimmy: what do you want? >> potato chips. >> jimmy: and do you treat your son with the respect that is typically accorded to the host of a show like this?

>> no. >> sometimes. >> no. >> jimmy: why do you say "no"? >> she comes late. >> i was late one time. >> you were late the first show. >> second show. >> she comes with an entourage. drunk bobby and debby. they're in the back. what up, drunk bobby? >> hi, debby. >> they're in the green room. >> jimmy: why do they call him that? >> because he like hennessy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: on "to tell the truth, you have three people come out, two of them are imposters. one is the person who says he or she says they are. we're going to do it a little bit differently. two of them are not true, one of them is true. things that you've never heard about him before. secrets from his past and you have to figure out which one is

true. do we need any game show music or anything like that? >> no, we don't. [ laughter ] >> okay, here they are. you and dad went out one night, and i was hungry, and i cooked a polish sausage in a pan and i burned it and threw it in the backyard but the house was so completely filled with smoke that i turned on all the fans and you came home and said who the hell burned something? i said, i don't know. okay, that's one. two, my brother derek actually pushed a bar stool over on my head and gave me these stitches right here in the family room. >> that's true. >> hold on! i ain't even got to the other story yet. and three, i lost my virginity to your best friend's daughter in the house, and my brother derek also watched it through the keyhole of our bedroom door. >> was it barbara's door? >> jimmy: you can't ask follow-up questions. which do you think is true, one, two, or three? >> in the den, where my other son knocked him in the head with the skateboard.

>> jimmy: anthony, which story is true? >> i lost my virginity while my brother watched through the keyhole in the door. [ laughter and applause ] >> who lived two houses down? old lady mary, then the samoans. and then -- >> barbara. >> her name wasn't barbara. >> may-may's mother, that was her name? >> yeah. >> okay, well, her daughter, yeah. shantel. derek watched through the peephole. >> jimmy: what do you think of that? does that surprise you? >> thank god she didn't get pregnant. >> jimmy: all right, now it's your turn. you have three stories, give them to anthony. he'll figure out which one is true. >> i made love in a jiffy lube truck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ho! that's number one. >> that explains a lot. >> that's why my car is always -- >> okay, mama, go on.

>> free oil change for life. >> jimmy: number two. >> okay, made love in a jiffy lube truck. >> jimmy: what's the next story? >> when you was 10 years old, i smoked a joint with francis and i got high and i couldn't walk, and i had to crawl home. literally, crawl home. and when i got inside, i said, i'm so hungry. they told me, if you eat, you will come down. so you went in there and fried me a chicken. >> jimmy: how old was he? >> 10. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> okay. what's number three? >> jimmy: what's story number three? >> your daddy was no good. your real daddy. >> okay. >> but your grandfather was good. >> wait a minute! wait a minute! we not from the south, mama! we from south central! >> anyway, i said he was a good-hearted man, he left you $5,000 when he died.

and i spent it. i bought the dining room table. [ laughter ] >> see, now this is interesting. okay. not going to say my mama smoked a joint with francis, so she didn't really crawl home. i think the first time she smoked on joint was on her 50th birthday in london with me. so, i'm going to get rid of that one. jiffy lube and money. my mama is a big freak, so the jiffy lube story could be true. but i'm going to go with my mother stealing the -- using the $5,000 that my grandfather left when he died. because anybody knows me and my mama with money, knows that my mama would never tell me that she had some free money from somebody. >> jimmy: which one is true? >> i smoked a joint with francis. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. "to tell the truth" airs a

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sodastream. love your water. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a sports media juggernaut. he has a brand new website called the ringer and a new show on hbo, "any given wednesday." it premieres june 22nd. please welcome bill simmons. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, those are the new steph curry shoes, huh? >> they're great. >> jimmy: are they comfortable? >> you were joking in the monologue how they made them for dads. i'm a dad. >> jimmy: there you go. >> these are wonderful. >> jimmy: well, that's something. and the socks pair so well with them as well. >> that's what they recommend in the commercial. >> jimmy: is an exciting time for you. >> it really is. >> jimmy: this is the first television show you've hosted? >> it is. >> jimmy: and you used to work on our show.

brought you out from boston and now you're wearing shoes that cost 60, sometimes $70. >> i'm wearing the hottest shoes in america. i was thinking about you today. i have a golden tea in my office. >> jimmy: the golf video game? >> right. i'm trying to work on something, i basically turned into you. your kids would come in and you would work on these scripts. i'd marvel at your ability to multi task. >> jimmy: you mean to ignore my children? >> yes, i learned from the master. >> jimmy: put up the billboard. there are billboards, i'm sure this is new york, there are these huge billboards of you all over the place. have the kids seen that yet? >> they've seen it. i took my daughter to -- there's one that's like a 20-story building on sunset and she was freaked out. like she got frightened. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i got frightened

because there's one on gower, and i don't know what happened, but it looks like the atmospheric pressure made my face curve. >> jimmy: let's look at that. [ laughter ] >> it's like a had a minor medical incident or something. >> jimmy: it's a little bit of a smirk, yeah. by the way, there's one right by my house and my wife said, bill looks very handsome in these things. >> thank you. by the way, i had a better joke for that but our publicist talked me out of it. he's like, don't go out there and say that. >> jimmy: he's very sensitive. he has tiny little thumbs and so he considers himself -- he's like in a special class -- >> he gave tiny thumbs down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you named your show "any given wednesday." >> yes. >> jimmy: against my advice. you called me and asked me, you said, i'm thinking about naming the show "any given wednesday," and i said i don't think it's a good idea. >> you were the only person in

my life who didn't like it. i was 29 for 30 and you didn't like it. and i realized it was because i handled how i asked you wrong. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> because i learned when i worked with you. you have to do a jedi mind trick with you. >> jimmy: don't you want my honest reaction to it? >> i should have made you think it was your idea. >> jimmy: that's always the best way to deal with anybody. >> and i should have given you a list of ten names, with nine terrible names and "any given wednesday" and you'd be like, i like that one and we would have been good. >> jimmy: that would have been a waste of time. what were the other top candidates for names of the show? >> it's so hard to name stuff. we had the sim thing with "the ringer." >> jimmy: i like that name. >> thank you. and for four months, they're like, that's the johnny knoxville movie where he's in the special olympics. we were like, people are going to say that. you said to me, even johnny knoxville doesn't remember that movie anymore. >> jimmy: he's scratched that from his brain.

>> we couldn't come up with a name. >> jimmy: you still didn't really. >> your show is called "jimmy kimmel live!" -- you're not live! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're misstating that. the show is called jimmy kimmel live and people mispronounce it. what i worry about, the show will repeat on hbo a number of times through the week. and then it's confusing if you watch it on thursday, you're like, oh, this is old. >> that's fair. my whole thing, i didn't want to work on the weekends. if you do hbo, sunday night is their big night. and i thought if i had wednesday in the title, i wouldn't have to work. >> yeah, because "any given sunday" wouldn't roll off the tongue. i thought of it and you didn't listen to me. what is the show going to be like? what do you have planned? >> first of all, it's weekly. but we're going to have conversations. try to be topical and big

picture. >> jimmy: are you prepared to announce your first guest? >> our publicist said high wasn't prepared to. >> jimmy: that little thumb bastard. >> no, it's going to be fun. i think the difference is when we have people on, we're trying to tie them to a topic and a reason for them to be on other than come -- like me coming out here and promoting the show. like when you come on, i want to team you with somebody like carl malone. >> jimmy: yes. >> that you like. >> jimmy: not just carl malone. make it carl malone. >> and then you're on and we talk to carl malone and that would be fun. >> jimmy: let's do that right now. that would be great. i ran into carl malone's wife and daughter on the street yesterday. weird insight into my life. anyway, the ringer, the website, tell me what the idea is. does it differ from your last one? >> it's sports, pub culture and

tech. it's a little more timely because things move so fast these days. like news happens and there's 45 different think pieces on in an hour. so you can't take your time as much. we also have features and columns too. >> jimmy: one of my favorite bits of trivia about you, even though you do run a forward media empire, you still have an aol e-mail address. >> and a blackberry. i've been in meetings where i have all these young people -- >> jimmy: don't be sad. it's not like he can't afford a gmail address. [ laughter ] >> i've been in meetings where i'm like, hold on. and it's like "you've got mail," and they're like, oh, my god, you're so old. but now i have the currys. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish you a lot of luck. the website is called "the ringer" the show "any given wednesday." "any given wednesday" premieres june 22 at 10:00 p.m. on hbo. bill simmons, everybody! we'll be right back with train. ♪

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: it's like a car. i'd like to thank anthony anderson, bill simmons, david boreanaz and apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first the album is called "train does led zeppelin two," here with the song "heartbreaker," train! ♪ [ applause ] ♪ ♪ hey fellas have you heard the news you know that annie's back in town ♪

♪ it won't take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down ♪ ♪ her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago but from her eyes ♪ ♪ a different smile like that of one who knows ♪ ♪ ♪ well it's been ten years and maybe more ♪ ♪ since i first set eyes on you ♪ ♪ the best years of my life gone by ♪ ♪ here i am alone and blue ♪ some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love ♪ ♪ but i'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace from the lord above ♪ ♪ people talkin' all around bout the way you left me flat i don't

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♪ this is "nightline." tonight, three young women at this club, the moment terror changed their lives forever. cornered in that back bathroom, the remarkable story of survival, being pulled out from that hole in the wall and remembering the friend they lost. plus, did she know? the shooter's wife now a focus of the investigation as we learn more about his secret life. and the assault rifle at the center of the attack. in 40 states, no waiting period. now renewed calls for ban america's rifle.