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thanks for watching. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, will arnett, snoop dogg, the national spelling bee champs -- and now, as scheduled -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us for the second time.
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earlier we were on in prime time, our nba game night special in advance of game one of the nba finals. we have another one sunday. many of you at home are watching because you're too drunk to turn the television off. i respect that. i've made my peace with it. relax. enjoy. the winner of game one goes on to play the loser of game one in game two. that's how it works. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the basketball game wasn't the only major battle in the united states. things are heating up between donald trump and clinton, not in a sexual way, although that would be great. what a twist that would be. she made a speech in san diego calling trump temperamentally unfit for office. she said his policies are dangerously incoherent. he actually said okay, those are valid criticisms. no. he fired back with a storm of angry tweets. here are some of them. crooked hillary clinton who i would love to call lying hillary is getting ready to misrepresent my foreign policy positions.
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crooked hillary no longer has credibility. too much failure in office. people will not allow another four years of incompetence. bad performance by crooked hillary clinton reading poorly from the teleprompter. she doesn't even look presidential. it is going to be so much fun when they debate each other. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i do know it's going to be like a paternity episode of "the maury povich show." all hell seems to be breaking loose around donald trump. almost too much to keep up with. according to a new article from "usa today," donald trump has been involved in a minimum of 3500 lawsuits over the past 30 years which is far more than any presidential candidate ever. it might be more than any lawyer ever, actually. i did the math. 3500 lawsuits over 30 years comes to about one lawsuit every three days, and that's just from ex-wives.
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: trump, of course, has a positive spin for this too. he says, wow, also today did cover story on my record in lawsuits, verdict 450 wins, 38 losses, isn't that what you want for your president? maybe we could have a president that isn't suing people all the time. he filed 1900 of the lawsuits himself. on one hand seems like an abuse of the legal system. on the other hand, unlike his clothing line, it is nice to see some trump suits are made in the united states of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all this has to be taking a toll on donald. if you slow his videos to half speed, it kind of seems like he's running out of steam. [ slow music ] [ in slow motion ] >> this is 100% hillary clinton who lies. i mean, she lies.
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you remember that? i started that. you lie. >> jimmy: i could watch that all day. let's do one more. [ slow motion music and speech ] >> time magazine, many many covers. i love you too. look at that. those guys. [ applause ] >> that guy, shouted like a tough cookie. where are you? i like that guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let that be a lesson. that is what happens when you mix trump tequila with trump vodka. we have a fun show for you tonight. tonight from the new teenage mutant ninja turtles, will arnett is here. one of our top five funniest
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guests. i'll say it, i usually don't like to rank the guests. [ cheers and applause ] we are graced with a visit from snoop dogg. if you're not high yet, you will be. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it when snoop visits. before he comes i go in his dressing room and hang a bunch of salmon from the ceiling. they come out lightly smoked, so delicious. it's hard to stop eating. all right. it's time for one of my favorite things. we have a tradition that dates back to 1989, all the way back. every year we invite the winner of the scripps national spelling bee to the show to be walloped by me. that is walloped with two ls. fyi. this year the spelling bee ended in a tie. that means i now have two little people to crush. the co-champions were nihar janga, and jairam hathwar. they each won $40,000. tonight i'm going to take their money from them. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: here's what nihar had to say after his co-victory. >> 11 years old to come to your first spelling bee and leave with a trophy. how do you do what you do when you go up to the mike? >> my mom. my mom. it's just my mom. [ applause ] >> can you take us inside the mental approach and what's going through your mind? >> no. i'm just speechless. i can't say anything. i mean, i'm only in fifth grade. >> jimmy: he makes a good point. let's bring the winners out. welcome first, nihar janga. from river ridge elementary. austin action texas. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] from the alternative school in math and science in cornering, new york -- jairam hathwar.
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[ cheers and applause ] congratulations, men. let me ask you, do you wish -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you wish you didn't have to share the championship? >> actually, i think it's better to share the championship, because it's easier to get along with the interviews and share the same feeling. >> jimmy: that's good thinking and very kind as well. i'm very confident i could beat both of you myself, probably with plugs in my ears, but i thought this would be more fun if i had a partner, and tonight my partner is someone you know. in fact, you're about to get a surprise. this gentleman was the youngest competitor at the spelling bee, and i think the most adorable. >> inviscate. i-n-v-i-s-c-a-t-e. >> that is correct. >> please welcome my soon to be
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adopted son, akash vukoti. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. hug, hug. i have to explain something to you. we are a team now and we can't be friendly with these guys. we have to crush them. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you going to help me crush them? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, very good. we're going to take a break. i won my school spelling bee in 7th and 8th grade. do we have a picture? that's me. i'm the handsome one. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to take a break. when we come back, our 13th annual show spelling bee. stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. welcome back to the show. will arnett and snoop dogg on the way. it is time now for a war of words. our 13th annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee. you've met the players. let's meet the experts. our head judge is my cousin sal. he has many years of experience. [ cheers and applause ] don't worry, he won't let the fact that he's my cousin and he works for me affect his judgment in any way. right, sal? >> sure. >> jimmy: he's joined by our word pronouncer/parking lot security guard, his name is guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo is our official spelling bee -- welcome, guillermo. thank you for dressing up.
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are you ready to read the words? >> guillermo: ready. >> jimmy: sal, control to you. >> first up are the champs, nihar and jairam. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's sit down while these guys spell or try to spell. >> guillermo, what is their first word? [ poorly pronounced word ] >> repeat the word again? [ poorly pronounced word ] >> definition, please? >> guillermo: it is the word i just said. [ laughter ] >> well, then. sentence? >> guillermo: you need a palatotami. >> jimmy: any other questions? [ laughter ] >> can you repeat the word one more time? >> guillermo: pay attention, all
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right? [ laughter ] palatotomi. >> balibatomi? b-a-l-l-e-t-o-m-e-n-e. >> guillermo: sorry. >> that's not how you spell phlebotomy. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. yeah. >> next up. the challengers. akash and jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. i can get down, but you can't get up. all right. we're ready for our word. >> guillermo: jot. [ laughter ] >> what? >> guillermo: jot. >> jot? >> jot. >> jot? >> jot, jot. >> jimmy: can you spell it, please? can you use it in a sentence, please?
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>> guillermo: can you believe the size of that jot? >> alternative pronunciations, please? >> jimmy: i think that was the alternate pronunciation. >> huh. >> guillermo: jot. >> jot. am i pronouncing the word correctly? >> guillermo: jot. >> jimmy: usually about he says "j" sound, it's usually a "y." so it could be -- i mean, it can't be ya. nobody would ask ya. >> jah. >> guillermo: jah. >> jimmy: what do you think? give it a shot. >> may i have the origin? >> jimmy: barcelona. >> may i have the definition, please? >> jimmy: yeah, that would be good.
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>> guillermo: jot is a very short word. >> i didn't say sentence. i said may i have the definition, please. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good job. good job. >> jimmy: i think i know it. i think i know it. >> let's hear it. >> jimmy: yob. j-o-b. >> yacht. you were on the right track before. yacht. >> jimmy: it was yacht. >> it was yacht. >> jimmy: one time you pronounce it correctly? >> you got to pay attention. >> tie minus one and minus one. tie. >> jimmy: thank you, that's right. it's a tie. >> a barn burner. your second word, guillermo? >> guillermo: ice moose. >> wait one second. >> jimmy: what's the problem? the mike's too short? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. let's watch these geniuses
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figure out how to adjust a microphone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> got it. okay. can you repeat the word? >> jimmy: yeah. repeat the word. >> guillermo: ice moose. >> ice moose? >> guillermo: ice moose. >> ice moose. >> ice moose. >> guillermo: ice moose. >> may i have the definition, please? >> guillermo: ice moose is something that exists. >> can i have the part of speech, please? >> guillermo: this word has no part of a speech. >> may i have the language of origin, please? >> jimmy: he's mexican. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: come on. you guys are the champions.
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>> i-c-e m-o-o-s-e. ice moose. >> that's close. it's isthmus. >> man. >> jimmy: all right. i think this might be the last turn. right? >> let's do it, yeah. guillermo? can they break the tie? >> guillermo: wow, this is very difficult. this one's hard. this one is very hard. >> jimmy: okay. for us or you? [ poorly pronounced word ] >> what? [ poorly pronounced word ] >> bayou jubilee? >> guillermo: bayou jubilee. >> jimmy: can you use the word in english please? [ laughter ] >> in a sentence. may i have the word in a sentence, please? >> guillermo: i can say the word. bayou jubilee.
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>> guillermo: bayou jubilee. >> jimmy: i wonder how many times we can do this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you turn 7 on wednesday? you're about to turn 8. >> no. >> jimmy: bayou jubilee. >> guillermo: buy ju jubilee. >> jimmy: i know this one. it's pretty obvious. v-a-y-u-d-e-e-e-a-b-e-e-e-l-e- i-j-h. >> man, that's close. vaudeville. >> jimmy: oh! bayou jubilee! all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is going to be a tie. i think we are going to have to call it a tie because the show is almost over. >> guillermo: yeah, that's it.
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>> jimmy: are you guys happy? whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. gentlemen, we're all champions again. now you have four co-champions for your spelling prowess. nihar and jairam, we got you each a samsung galaxy, and they have all the correct spellings. akash, you are too young for a phone, so we got you a tablet. i think we gave the wrong gifts to the wrong kids. a samsung galaxy tablet s2. you never have to study again. thank you, gentlemen. tonight on the show, snoop dogg is here. and we'll be right back with will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ah the freedom to watch your directv with unlimited data from at&t. the steady stream of entertainment.
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[ cheers and applause ] > jimmy: tonight, a music superstar artist of the highest caliber. he's got a new album and a new tour with wiz khalifa, snoop dogg is here to chat and make music for us from the samsung outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] on sunday night we're back on prime time after the nba game. game night special with don cheadle, tracy morgan, karl anthony townsend of the minnesota timberwolves. sunday night, 7:00 eastern, 6:00 central, after the game on the west coast. and next week new shows at our regular time with the cast of the new "ghostbusters" movie with anthony anderson, bill simmons, music from post malone and from train, and much more. and our very own guillermo at the nba finals media day with his elusive hunt for lebron james. you know our first guest tonight from "arrested development," from being lego batman, bojack
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horseman, "flaked" on netflix and other things he's keeping secret i'm sure. his latest triumph "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows" opens in theaters tomorrow, please welcome will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. you really genuinely just flew in from hong kong. >> i just got in this morning. it's not the punch line to a joke. it's just, yeah. >> jimmy: have you been up all night? >> yep. up all night just going over everything in my life. >> jimmy: and? where are we? >> it's bleak. >> jimmy: it is? >> no, it's great. >> jimmy: were you there for pleasure or turtle business? >> i was doing a little turtle business with the people of australia, down under, and just getting to the bottom of all the questions. did the dingo eat the baby? is that a knife? this is a knife. >> jimmy: they love hearing that
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stuff. >> i kept saying is this a knife? >> jimmy: you know what happened to crocodile dundee, don't you? they killed him. they got together, australians, and they said we're going to kill you for shrimp on the barbie thing. >> i tweeted a picture of a barbecue when i was down there. hilarious, man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i did that, then i went to hong kong for pleasure. >> jimmy: you brought some photographs. >> yeah i was with my buddy pete. we had a fun time. we went to kowloon, kowloon market, first of all, it's amazing. it's a night market. i want to get stuff for my kids. they have everything, they have toys and stuff. i went to look for toys for my kids. and they have a lot of good stuff there. a little off-brand. they got lego from star wart. space wars is a family favors but not as much as star wart. >> jimmy: did the boys like their star wart?
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>> they love star wart. you'd think they'd investigate, like, that's something that nobody wants to have anything to do with. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] that's not fun. >> jimmy: c3po has hpv. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's no good. >> then i took a bunch of -- these are a bunch of just vacation pics. that's one, and keep going. i like that guy. i like this dude. >> jimmy: uh-huh. all right. >> i love this dude. >> jimmy: okay. >> and this guy. >> jimmy: finally -- yeah. so what is the -- i mean, why? >> i just wanted to just get a bunch of pics of shirtless dudes. >> jimmy: oh. >> dudes with their shirts off. you know? >> jimmy: you and pete. yeah, that's the kind of thing you do on your trips. >> just dudes hanging out with their shirts off. you know? >> jimmy: how long were you gone? >> i've been kind of on the road the last couple of weeks.
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i was in the last part of the world for the last couple of weeks. >> jimmy: do you know what's going on? did you know donald trump is running for president? are you aware of that stuff? >> i picked up on -- i tried to get people to say "donald trump" when i was over there. i tried to get selfies and, "everybody say donald trump!" didn't really take off. but i was able to -- [ laughter ] >> i have been able to follow and i became privy to your -- been following your vice presidential -- >> jimmy: yes, i am running for vice president of the united states. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> and as you know, americans have a great deal of respect for my opinion. >> jimmy: yes, we do. >> so there's something that i'd like to announce here on your show. >> jimmy: oh. thank you. i would be honored to get your endorsement. >> yeah. if i could get a podium quick, that would be great. >> jimmy: you know, i'm really the one that uses the podium, it's me. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. it's my pleasure to do this on
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"the jimmy kimmel show." i mean on jimmy kimmel's show. i'd like to say, america, my name is will arnett, and i have come here tonight to tell you that i am also running for vice president of the united states. [ applause ] >> jimmy: boo. >> i know there will be some booers. i will do everything that jimmy kimmel has promised but i will do it better because i'm not a dweeb. >> jimmy: boo! >> i'll get this country back on its feet. i'll fight for freedom. i'll kiss your baby and not with tongue. [ laughter ] because at the end of the day this country needs one thing, a vice president who isn't mostly body fat. [ laughter ] my slogan is also my personal ideology. a simple sentence. where there's will, there's a way. thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: what's going on here? where there's will there's a way? >> yeah, yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: that's your slogan? >> that's my slogan. if you want, you can be my campaign manager. >> jimmy: oh, that's very kind. no i do not want to be your campaign manager. i want to tell you how insulted i am about this. your running for vice president against me. and i will by do that right after this message. >> will arnett says he's running for vice president of the united states. but did you know will arnett is canadian? i mean the real canadian, like celine dion canadian. don't let immigrants from other countries take jobs from hard-working american whites. on election day, ask yourself, are you ready for a sticky maple syrup sucking canuck in the white house?
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no, you aren't. >> i support isis. >> jimmy: i am america's jimmy kimmel and i am disgusted that will arnett supports isis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: powerful ad. that's a powerful ad. >> how do you already have an attack ad? >> jimmy: you know the saying, where there's a will, there's a way. and i was able to get that done. and i think it worked. as a matter of fact, let's look at will's poll numbers. will is polling now at, negative 10%. >> negative 10%! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, negative 10%. >> oh, my gosh, negative 10% is super rough. >> jimmy: yeah, there are people leaving the country they're so angry you're running. >> all right. i'd like to make another announcement if i could get the podium back. real quick. >> jimmy: i would rather you didn't. ♪ >> america, less than two minutes ago i stood before you
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and declare mid candidacy for vice president. i fought hard. as hard is canadians can fight. we're very polite. the people have spoken and it is with a heavy, heavy heart that i am suspending my campaign effective immediately. [ applause ] >> i want to thank my supporters. i knew what i was running for. but you taught me what i was running from. especially you, margarite. i'm reminded of one of my favorite rote quotations from the late great mahatma gandhi who said, and i pair phrase -- an eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world gay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think it's blind. i think it makes the whole world blind, an eye for an eye. >> is it? >> jimmy: yeah, it is. are you finished? >> i'm done. >> jimmy: okay. will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back.
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>> absolutely. >> i'm glad you stopped me. we're a lot the same. we bring a lot of joy to people's lives. we have a lot of star power, and while it's a gift -- this bond that we have. >> there you are. >> hey. i'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend alessandra. >> girlfriend? we just met a week ago. >> nice to meet you. >> and now we're all over each other. stop it. >> jimmy: "teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows" opens in theaters tomorrow. as an actor, you've been an actor a long time, it must be a dream for any actor to work with carmelo anthony, right? >> i love that you couldn't even keep a straight face for the question. that's the best. it was a dream come true. >> jimmy: it was, sure. yeah. >> actually, he was super cool. the one thing i will say about athletes as actors is they're so used to delivering, they're not nervous. they do so much stuff that's more nerve racking like a
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last-second shot. >> jimmy: interesting. >> yeah. coming onto a set with a budge bunch of loser actors, they're like that's easy. >> jimmy: and everyone is so much smaller. >> that's true. >> jimmy: you shot courtside during a knicks game. an actual game. >> we did. we shot a bunch of the movie -- a bunch of the scenes were during time-outs at a knicks game. i was wearing and ear piece, and they'd run out and we'd shoot this scene which was funny because it looks like -- in the scene i'm getting interviewed court side. most of the 18,000 people there watching think i'm just getting interviewed, but i have to keep doing the same bit. i'm getting hit by this pea shooter and grabbing at my face, and i get a text from jason sudeikis sitting ac krobs the court saying, hey, man, you keep getting interviewed during the game but you keep doing the same thing, what's going on? and i realized, i must look like a crazy person. you know? so i got to do that which was fun, plus jason is super dumb. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. i'll tell you something, folks. when i am vice president of the united states, our next guest will receive serious consideration for the position of secretary of agriculture. he's a legend of hip-hop with this forthcoming album. it's called "cool aid." please welcome snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so you got the vintage magic jersey there. i wouldn't have thought. i saw you at kobe bryant's last game. >> yeah, yeah, i was. it was an exciting game.
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>> jimmy: one of the craziest things ever. >> he still had it. >> jimmy: you must have been sitting at the game going i must be high. this is unbelievable. [ laughter ] >> that's what it felt like, like i was in a whole other galaxy, man. >> jimmy: did you talk to him after the game? >> no. i deejayed afterwards. i was the last person who left the venue that night. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah. >> jimmy: before kobe? >> no, everybody was gone. the janitors, everybody. >> jimmy: you couldn't get an uber? what was going on? >> i was lost in the moment, jimmy. i didn't want to leave. >> jimmy: i understand completely. how you doing? how is life? >> everything is beautiful. >> jimmy: you got this new album "cool-aid." spelled with a "c." is that for legal reasons? >> i'm cool, know what i mean? i'm laid back. >> jimmy: does calling it cool aid a response to beyonce's "lemonade"? is it in any way -- [ laughter ] >> what you saying, jay-z need some help right now?
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>> jimmy: i think somebody needs to help jay-z. >> i got your back. >> jimmy: when you see something like that, like beyonce's album, does it ever make you go, wow -- glad my wife doesn't sing? >> i mean, i mean, you know, it's a double sword at the same time. it's hard. know what i'm saying? i respect the art. >> jimmy: well, that's a very diplomatic way. you'll be great in my cabinet. you'll be a great politician. snoop, you're going to be on the family feud with the other members of the actual dogg family, right? >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when they tell you we'd love to have you on the family feud and you say okay, i'll do it, how do you pick which members get to be on it with you? >> the smartest ones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who did you choose? >> i chose my son, my youngest son. i chose my daughter. i chose my wife. then i chose the lady of rage, she's the smartest person i know. >> jimmy: the lady of rage? oh, really? the rapper, the lady of rage? >> she's my sister. >> jimmy: you're allowed to
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bring in a person who's not technically related? >> in our family, you my nephew, that's my sister. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. i like that. i always thought of myself as your nephew. who do you play against? whose family? >> sugar ray leonard. >> jimmy: that's interesting. i want to ask -- i don't want to spoil it for everybody. you have this tour with wiz khalifa. that's a great thing to bring the kids to, right? >> well -- this is the "high road" tour. >> jimmy: do you and wiz ever i don't want to say compete because you probably -- >> they do have a smoke olympics. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: because i think wiz is the only person i've ever experienced with a possible exception of willie nelson who is more -- do you remember -- of course you remember. you're snoop dogg, do you remember pig pen with the dust of dust? >> yeah, following him everywhere he goes. >> jimmy: that's what wiz has.
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around him everywhere he goes. is somebody going to be there i hope to drive the bus? you guys won't be required -- >> we have separate buses. he has his bus. i have my bus. it's a competition. >> jimmy: i think you should be on the same bus. >> this is the smoke olympics. everything is a competition. we're seeing who gets there we race to each city. first, who rolls the first and do the most, who can remain sane at the same time. doing their thing. >> jimmy: are you competitive at this age? >> i hate to lose. >> jimmy: you hate to lose? >> hate to lose. >> jimmy: right. yeah. you love the win or do you wait hate to lose? >> winning isn't the only thing. it's the only thing. >> jimmy: i see. you also have your reality show with the football team that you coach? >> yes, with my kids. yes, sir. aol.com. i have a show called "coach snoop". i take you on a journey with me and my 12-year-old team. the whole season. you see them on the field and off the field and what i do as a coach. >> jimmy: we're living in a great time. this would never have been allowed ten years ago. >> no. >> jimmy: you would be in handcuffs for something like this, right?
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>> no parents would have allowed me to coach their kids. >> jimmy: no, they would not. >> i'm a changed man. i have a lot of understanding to give these kids. >> jimmy: you've been doing it for a long time now. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: do you love it? >> i love it. i had a kid that was in the football league that was in the super bowl this year that played on the denver broncos. >> jimmy: unbelievable. that's got to be exciting. [ cheers and applause ] wow. and he passed the drug test and everything? it was okay. >> he did good. flying colors. >> jimmy: this is your return to hip-hop i assume based on the album art you got here? you did like a funk album, a reggae album, and this one is -- is it correct to say it's old school? >> gangsta rap is back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "cool aid" comes out next month, and mary jane presents the "high road" summer tour with with khalifa july 20th
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in west palm beach. be right back with snoop dogg! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank will arnett and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album "cool-aid" comes out in july. here with the song "fireworks," snoop dogg! ♪ ♪ if you're celebrating something great tonight a celebration tonight graduation tonight ♪ ♪ wear it in tonight a birthday tonight you're living life tonight ♪ ♪ light the sky up tonight light the sky up tonight light the sky up tonight ♪ ♪ put you're lighters real high we're gonna celebrate life tonight ♪ ♪ it's the fourth of july tonight fireworks up tonht ♪ ♪ we're gonna light the whole sky tonight light the whole night tonight ♪
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♪ light the whole sky tonight we light the whole sky tonight ♪ ♪ light the whole sky tonight turn it up bright tonight ♪ ♪ snoop dogg's in the house we're gonna light the sky tonight ♪ ♪ here's to the good life and i can tell that tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ ♪ all my family is here and we've been gettin it on this whole year oh yah ♪ ♪ it's grad night it feel too good to have a bad night ♪ ♪ snoop dogg came through to make sure everybody ready set let's go momma in the house what it do though ♪ ♪ it occurs to me that today's your happy ann-i-ver-sary ♪ ♪ bacardi over there party over here party over there as we
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party everywhere ♪ ♪ hell yeah ♪ put your hands up fill the stands up this is the extravaganza ♪ ♪ in it to win it we start what we finish the sky is not the limit ♪ ♪ light the sky up tonight light the sky up tonight light the sky up tonight ♪ ♪ put you're lighters real high we're gonna celebrate life tonight ♪ ♪ it's the fourth of july tonight fireworks up tonight ♪ ♪ we're gonna light the whole sky tonight light the whole night tonight ♪ ♪ light the whole sky tonight we light the whole sky tonight ♪ ♪ light the whole sky tonight turn it up bright tonight ♪ ♪ snoop dogg's in the house we're gonna light the sky tonight ♪ ♪ now the scene is set this will be something that you never forget ♪ ♪ we got it poppin like champagne ♪ ♪ give me my damn ring we won it all we the champs did the damn thing ♪
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♪ we are champions so we gonna light up the night tonight ♪ ♪ man this sure feels great so i'm livin my life tonight ♪ ♪ fireworks in the air worked it murked it hurt dat there ♪ ♪ but that blue light way in the sky wave both hands from side to side ♪ ♪ can you catch a vibe what a view walking on the moon making prints with my tennis shoes ♪ ♪ winnin any mo any many many mo another 24 we the only way to go ♪ ♪ light the sky up tonight light the sky up tonight light the sky up tonight ♪ ♪ put your lighters real high we're gonna celebrate life tonight ♪ ♪ it's the fourth of july tonight fireworks up tonight ♪ ♪ we're gonna light the whole sky tonight light the whole night tonight ♪ ♪ light the whole sky tonight we light the whole sky tonight ♪ ♪ light the whole sky tonight turn it up bright tonight ♪
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♪ snoop dogg's in the house we're gonna light the sky tonight ♪ ♪ snoop dogg's in the house we gonna set this thing off tonight ♪ ♪ yeah come on come on tonight make some mother [ muted ] noise ♪
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