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i'm really glad i'm here because we had an earthquake this morning. did you feel that? at 1:00 this morning, the earth started shaking, the biggest one since 2012. it lasted about ten seconds. fortunately for me, i sleep in added support lululemon. did you feel it, guillermo? >> no, i didn't, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thankfully most everyone in southern california knows exactly what to do in the event of an earthquake. soon as you feel any kind of movement, grab your phone and start tweeting about it, immediately. do not wait until your family is safe. make sure you are the first one to type omg, because there can only be one first. i don't like earthquakes. i'm going to tell you something. and when i'm vice president, i'm going to put a stop to them. [ cheers and applause ] they will not happen anymore. earlier tonight on our network, abc, the warriors versus the cavaliers, game four of the nba finals, this is the 66th straight year the finals have gone to a game four. it's amazing, really.

in the first two games, the cavaliers got blown out. in game three, the warriors got blown out. and for game four, both teams went to dry bar and got blowouts together. [ laughter and applause ] steph curry has been getting a lot of attention for his new signature sneaker. under armour released it. release exclusive photos. this is it. it's a great pair of shoes whether you're a steph curry fan or just a middle school lunch lady. see those shoes doing very well with fans in ft. lauderdale. these shoes are so white they just endorsed donald trump for president. [ laughter and applause ] i really don't understand this. couldn't steph have saved himself a lot of trouble, by just releasing this old pair of skechers. they're almost exactly the same. they already have his initial on them. [ laughter ] the new shoes are being called dad shoes. i guess that's an insult.

you know what? steph curry's a dad, i'm a dad. so are many nba players, some of them many times over. maybe it's time to embrace a shoe made specifically for dads. >> style. quality. performance. introducing the new curry 2 low, the perfect shoe for cleaning the gutter, mowing the lawn, walking around the neighborhood at a moderate speed, and throwing your back out. curry two low, for the dad on the go. >> available at walgreen's. >> jimmy: walgreens has everything, they really do. you know, as the nba season comes to a close, summer begins, which means school is out, the kids go to camp. families go on vacation, we start rubbing lotion on each other and our local news channel light up our lives with features like this one from the cbs affiliate in omaha, nebraska. >> this is a willy sphere, and

this makes a perfect circle. >> oh, wow. look at that. where do you get all this stuff? >> these you can buy and those ones i make. >> i could just make that. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: hey, be careful with those! and the sand castle people have children. hillary clinton got a major endorsement yesterday from president obama. this is funny, hillary clinton was endorsed by the president yesterday. donald trump was endorsed by don king yesterday. this election is the best. it really is. according to two new investigations done by nbc news and "usa today," donald trump doesn't always pay his bills. hundreds of people claim trump or his businesses owe them money. lawsuits were filed by painters, plumbers, waiters, bartenders, buy fount fluffers, you name it.

60 lawsuits have been filed saying he neglected or refused to pay. this could be a good strategy for dealing with the national debt. 19 trillion dollars? what 19 trillion dollars? i don't know what it is, that was the other guy. [ laughter and applause ] both hillary clinton and donald trump are in the process of finding a running mate. hillary said she'll begin her vice presidential search on tinder, try to get as many matches as possible and go from there. that is not true, but she did say she'd be open to sharing the ticket with another woman. that's what bill's been asking her to do for years. [ laughter and applause ] i have to say, though. i don't know why these two are pretending to be on a grand search for a running mate when they both know full well i am right here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. my fellow americans. you are probably aware of the e-mail scandal that has plagued hillary clinton throughout this campaign, and because of that i want to assure you i will never

have an e-mail scandal. as far as i'm concerned, vp stands for "very public." and to prove it i called the fbi and asked them to investigate my e-mails. not the actual fbi. since i'm on tv i called an fbi agent from tv. and ladies and gentlemen, here to officially verify my e-mails, please welcome david boreanaz, aka special agent sealy booth from "bones." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, here he is. this is all on the up and up. i want to thank you for being here, bones. it's a pleasure to have you here. >> thanks. i'm not bones. >> jimmy: i thought you were bones. the show's called "bones." >> no, no, emily deschanel is bones. >> jimmy: who are you? >> she's my partner. >> jimmy: you're like a little bones? bones jr.? >> no, no, fbi special agent

sealy -- are we going to do this? >> jimmy: yes, i asked him to search my e-mail. what did you find? please share everything with the american people. >> everything? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> complete transparency? >> jimmy: complete transparency. >> let's start off with the first things. i can confirm your e-mail address is fro yo not 67 at aol.com. >> jimmy: that is correct. >> and you're still with aol? >> jimmy: yes, i'm an american and i'm online. [ cheers and applause ] you don't have to give the details. just tell everyone that after a thorough and intensive investigation -- >> actually, did i flag a few e-mails that i'd like to go over if you don't mind. can we put them up on the wall? >> jimmy: i'd rather you didn't. >> okay, great, thanks. let's do that. so let's go over some of these e-mails that we have here. this is 2014. the subject is to molly. >> jimmy: that's my wife. >> molly is your wife? okay, sure. molly. it says, hey, did we send her a baby gift? did you send her a gift?

>> jimmy: i think we sent her a onesie that says "poop there it is" on it. >> poop there it is. okay, that checks out. this one reads just "taco tuesday." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm confused. taco tuesday. you sent it out to 428 people. >> jimmy: everyone in my book. >> everyone in your book. why? >> jimmy: well, it was tuesday, and i wanted to eat tacos. [ laughter ] >> are you sure about that? is that correct? >> guillermo: that is true. taco tuesday. >> just got to confirm. >> jimmy: is that it? >> no, no. whoa, wait, what about this one here? on april 12th, you sent a group e-mail with the subject matter here "best videos of all time," with a youtube link. do you remember sending this one? >> jimmy: i think so. >> you think so? all right, can we click on the

link and make sure to take a look. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that great? i did send that. >> so would you consider that the best video of all time? >> jimmy: it might be, yeah. >> very, very interesting, mr. kimmel. because two days later on april 14th, you sent out another e-mail to your inner circle group, right? >> jimmy: right. >> of best videos of all time. can we click that one up, please? >> remember that one? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was a turtle humping a shoe.

>> so would you consider that the best video of all time? >> jimmy: it could be. it could very well be. >> you can't have two. there can't be two best videos of all time. it's either the farting iguana or the turtle humping the croc? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. this is too much. >> i got one more for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i did not send that. >> i just wanted to make sure you saw that. >> jimmy: oh, you sent that to me? all right, thank you. appreciate that. david boreanaz! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from the fbi. we're going to take a break. we have a great show for you tonight. oh, when we come back, we sent a camera crew inside the game at the nba finals to find out how long we could delay a fan from getting back to his seat. it's fun. so stick around. we'll be right back.

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watch the game. >> we'll get you right back in there, two seconds. it's going to be a promo for the warriors for basketball. this whole thing is a real quick thing for pro basketball. we'll get you back in there as soon as possible. you got your drink and your food here. don't want that to get cold. just look there and say, we won't worry, we're warriors, not worriers, would warriors worry? >> we're not worriers, we're warriors! what's the business? >> we won't worry. we're warriors, not worriers! >> damn right! we won't worry, we're warriors -- >> that guy just said it. >> we don't worry. >> we won't worry, we're warriors, not worriers. would warriors worry? we won't! >> what? >> wor yores worry? >> we don't worry, we're -- >> we won't worry. >> we won't worry. >> [ bleep ].

>> get you back in those seats. you're missing the whole game. we won't worry. five, four, three, two, one. we won't worry. do warriors worry? >> no, we're warriors. not worriers. would warriors worry? >> wait. we won't worry, do wor yors worry? >> no, everything's a "w." >> in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, hit it! >> we won't worry. warriors don't worry. will we worry -- >> we're warriors. hold on. we got time. 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, hit it. >> we won't worry. would warriors worry? warriors don't worry!

>> no. >> i can't get it. >> you were so close. so close. hold on. they're loving you. they're loving you back there. they're watching this. >> 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, here we go. >> emotionally done. >> we got enough. we gotta get out of here. 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry. >> hold up, one more time.

give me a five. >> 5, 4, 3, 2 -- >> let me say it! >> -- 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry! aaah. >> let me say it! >> i gotta go! i don't want to be on it. >> 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry. we're going to win, let's go! >> let's roll tape on this. >> we won't worry. warriors aren't worried. we're gonna [ bleep ] win! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you for your time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for your time. all right. another week is coming to a

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house. so buy it. monday night we are back in primetime for game five of the nba finals with ellen degeneris and the cast of "finding dory." then we have another show at our regular time with kevin hart. and oprah will be with us next week too, so join us then. our first guest tonight is a funny and friendly man whom you know from his big hit show "black-ish," and now he has a summer job as host of "to tell the truth" of which, you can get a special sneak-peek tuesday night on abc. please welcome anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look relaxed. >> woo! >> jimmy: you know, you look sharp, but also casual, and relaxed. i like that. >> thank you very much. yeah, i'm home. >> jimmy: it's good to have you back.

you've been on this show so many times from the very beginning of this show. and i do want to talk to you about that in a minute. but i first want to ask about your vacation. i saw a video of you on vacation with george lopez. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is true so far? >> so far. >> jimmy: well, play the video, because i need to know what's happening here. [ screaming ] >> [ bleep ]! grab that [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: what the hell? what is that? >> it was like a ten inch millipede. >> jimmy: ooh. >> and i was coming out of the bathroom, brushing my teeth, and it ran across my feet. and they say when you get bit by

it it's like getting electrocuted. which is crazy. did you hear how deep my voice got when i got it in the trash can? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> yeah, no, it's crazy man. scared the hell out of me. >> jimmy: are you and george lopez sharing a hotel room? >> no, we had a villa. >> jimmy: oh, a villa. >> we had a villa. he was on one side, i was on the other. >> jimmy: thought you had something you wanted to tell us? >> no, don't let it fool you. it's all right. >> jimmy: you got a -- congratulations. "black-ish," you won a peabody. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is a prestigious award. when was this? >> a couple weeks ago. in new york. [ cheers and applause ] fortunate enough to receive our peabody the same night david letterman got his, and steve martin got nothing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that a fun night? >> it was a great night. >> jimmy: i bet it was. let's talk about the show "to tell the truth." this is a game show from the '50s?

'60s? >> '50s, '60s, '70s. almost four decades, yeah. >> jimmy: what's the idea behind the show? >> they bring three guests on, and one is sworn to tell the truth. the other two lie out of their teeth. and i have a panel of celebrity guests. i have nene leakes, jalen rose, i have the wonderful and beautiful and talented betty white. >> jimmy: betty white. she's always funny. >> she did the original "to tell the truth," so we had to have her back on. >> jimmy: you had another cast member, a very important cast member, i think. your mom is the score keeper. >> my mother is the score keeper on the show. >> jimmy: is she good at keeping score? >> my mother went to public school in watts, she can't count. >> jimmy: your mother used to come on our show all the time. and then at a certain point, i was like, where's your mom? you're like, she's not coming anymore, that's it. >> i banned her, i put her on punishment. now she's off punishment, she's off kimmel punishment.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm here with anthony anderson and his mom doris. both of them are on the show "to tell the truth." you're the score keeper. which i love. i think it's a great idea. >> she thinks she's the star. you're not the star. you're not the cohost, mama. you're a score keeper. >> jimmy: are you behaving like a star? >> yes. >> jimmy: in what ways? >> i get what i want. >> jimmy: what do you want? >> potato chips. >> jimmy: and do you treat your son with the respect that is typically accorded to the host of a show like this? >> no. >> sometimes. >> no. >> jimmy: why do you say "no"? >> she doesn't, jimmy.

she comes late. >> i was late one time. >> you were late the first show. >> second show. >> she comes with an entourage. >> jimmy: oh, really? who's in your entourage? >> drunk bobby and debby. they're in the back. what up, drunk bobby? >> hi, debby. near they're in the green room. >> jimmy: why do they call him that? >> because he like hennessy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's what we're going to do. on "to tell the truth" you have three people come out, two of them are imposters. one is the person who says he or she says they are. we're going to do it a little bit differently. i asked anthony to come up with three things. two of them are not true, one of them is true. things that you've never heard about him before. these are secrets from his past, and you have to figure out which one is true. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. do we need any game show music or anything like that? >> no, we don't. [ laughter ] >> okay, here they are. you and dad went out one night, and i was hungry, and i cooked a

polish sausage in a pan and burned it and i threw it in the backyard but the house was filled, completely filled with smoke, and i turned on all the fans, and y'all came home and said, who the hell burned something? i said, i don't know. okay, that's one. two, my brother derek actually pushed a bar stool over on my head and gave me these stitches right here in the family room. >> that's true. >> hold on! i ain't even got to the other story yet. and three, i lost my virginity to your best friend's daughter in the house, and my brother derek also watched it through the keyhole of our bedroom door. >> was it barbara's door? >> jimmy: you can't ask follow-up questions. which do you think is true, one, two, or three? >> in the den, where my other son knocked him in the head with the skateboard. >> jimmy: you think that's the one? anthony, which story is true? >> i lost my virginity to her best friend while my brother

watched through the keyhole in the door. [ laughter and applause ] >> who lived two houses down? it was -- it was -- >> jimmy: you don't remember her name? >> no, no. old lady mary, then the samoans. and then -- [ laughter ] >> barbara. >> her name wasn't barbara. may may's mama? that was her name? >> yeah. >> okay, it was her daughter, shantel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, all right. >> derek watched through the peephole. >> jimmy: what do you think of that? does that surprise you? >> thank god she didn't get pregnant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, now it's your turn. you have three stories, give them to anthony. he'll figure out which one is true. >> i made love in a jiffy lube truck. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ho! all right. that's number one. >> that explains a lot. >> that's why my car is always -- >> okay, mama, go on. >> free oil change for life. >> ha ha! okay. love in a jiffy lube truck.

>> jimmy: what's the next story? >> when you was 10 years old, i smoked a joint with francis and i got high and i couldn't walk, and i had to crawl home. literally, crawl home. and when i got inside, i said, i'm so hungry. they told me, if you eat, you will come down. so you went in there and fried me a chicken. >> jimmy: how old was he? >> 10. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> okay. what's number three? >> jimmy: what's story number three? >> your daddy was no good. your real daddy. >> okay. >> but your grandfather was good. >> wait a minute! wait a minute! we not from the south, mama! we from south central! >> anyway, i said he was a good-hearted man, he left you $5,000 when he died. >> oh! >> and i spent it. i bought the dining room table. [ laughter ] >> see, now this is interesting.

okay. not going to say my mama smoked a joint with francis, our next-door neighbor, so she didn't really crawl home. i think the first time she smoked on joint was on her 50th birthday in london with me. so i'm going to get rid of that. hm. jiffy lube and money. my mama is a big freak, so the jiffy lube story could be true. but i'm going to go with my mother stealing the -- using the $5,000 that my grandfather left when he died. >> jimmy: the inheritance. >> because anybody knows me and my mama with money, knows that my mama would never tell me that she had some free money from somebody. >> jimmy: which one is true? >> i smoked a joint with francis. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. "to tell the truth" airs a special sneak preview at 8:00 p.m., tuesday. we'll be right back with bill simmons! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a sports media juggernaut. he has a brand-new website called the ringer and a new show on hbo, "any given wednesday." it premieres june 22nd. please welcome bill simmons. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, those are the new steph curry shoes, huh? >> they're great. >> jimmy: are they comfortable? >> you were joking in the monologue how they made them for dads. i'm a dad. >> jimmy: there you go. >> these are wonderful. >> jimmy: well, that's something. and the socks pair so well with them as well. >> that's what they recommend in the commercial. >> jimmy: this is an exciting time for you. >> it really is. >> jimmy: this is the first television show you've hosted? >> it is. >> jimmy: and you used to work on our show. brought you out from boston and you were a lowly sports writer. now you're wearing shoes that

cost $60, sometimes $70. >> the hottest shoes in america. i was thinking about you today. i was working in my office. i have a golden tee in my game. >> jimmy: the golf video game? >> right. the video game. my kids. they're making noise. i'm trying to work on something, i'm yelling at them. i turned into you. 14 years ago, remember? your kids would come in and you would be working these scripts and i would watch it and marvel at your ability to multi task. >> jimmy: you mean to ignore my children, yes. >> that's what i did, too. i learned from the master. >> jimmy: have your kids seen -- put that billboard up. there are billboards, i'm sure this is in new york as well. there are huge billboards of you all over the place. have the kids seen that yet? >> they've seen it. i took my daughter to -- there's one that's like a 20-story building on sunset and she was freaked out. like she got frightened. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i got frightened because there's one on gower, and i don't know what happened, but it looks like the atmospheric pressure made my face curve. like i had a miny tiner

incident. >> jimmy: let's look at that. [ laughter ] >> it's like a had a minor medical incident or something. i don't know. >> jimmy: it's a little bit of a smirk, yeah. by the way, there's one right by my house and my wife said, bill looks very handsome in these things. >> thank you. by the way, i had a better joke for that, but my publicist talked me out of it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, he did. he's like, don't go out there and say that. >> jimmy: he's very sensitive. he has the same publicist. he has tiny little thumbs, miniature thumbs. so he considers himself -- he's like in a special class -- >> he gave tiny thumbs down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you named your show "any given wednesday." >> yes. >> jimmy: against my advice. you called me and asked me, you said, i'm thinking about naming the show "any given wednesday," and i said i don't think it's a good idea. >> you were the only person in my life, and i asked a lot of people, who didn't like it. >> jimmy: i'm the only honest person in your life.

>> i was 29 for 30 and you didn't like it. and i realized it was because i handled how i asked you wrong. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> because i learned when i worked with you. you have to do a jedi mind trick with you. >> jimmy: don't you want my honest reaction to it? >> i should have made you think it was your idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's always the best way to deal with anybody. >> and i should have given you a list of ten names, with nine terrible names and "any given wednesday" and you'd be like, i like that one and we would have been good. >> jimmy: that would have been a waste of your time. what were the other top candidates for names of the show? >> it's so hard to name stuff. we had the sim thing with "the ringer." >> jimmy: i like that name. >> thank you. and for four months, they're like, that's the johnny knoxville movie where he's in the special olympics. we were like, people are going to say that. you said to me, even johnny knoxville doesn't remember that movie anymore. >> jimmy: that's right. >> and we were fine. >> jimmy: he's washed that from his brain. >> we couldn't come up with a name. >> jimmy: you still didn't really, i think. >> your show is called "jimmy

kimmel live!" -- you're not live! >> jimmy: well -- no. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're misstating that. the show is called "jimmy kimmel, live" and people mispronounce it. what i worry about, the show will repeat on hbo a number of times through the week. and then it's confusing if you watch it on thursday, you're like, oh, this is old. >> right. that's fair. my whole thing, i didn't want to work on the weekends. if you do hbo, sunday night is their big night. and i thought if i had wednesday in the title, i wouldn't have to work. >> yeah, because "any given sunday" wouldn't roll off the tongue. >> i didn't think about that. >> jimmy: i thought of and it i told you and you don't listen to me. get rid of those other 29 friends is what i have to say. what is the show going to be like? what do you have planned? >> first of all, it's weekly. which is an advantage. but we're going to have conversations. try to be topical and big picture. >> jimmy: what kind of people do you talk to? >> celebrities. >> jimmy: are you prepared to announce your first guest?

>> our publicist said i was not prepared. >> jimmy: that little thumb bastard. >> no, it's going to be fun. i think the difference is -- we'll tie them to a topic and a reason for them to be on. other than just, we're coming out and promoting -- like me coming out here and promoting the show. like when you come on, i want to team you with somebody like carl malone. >> jimmy: yes. not like karl malone, make it karl malone. >> yeah, yeah, karl malone. then we talk to karl malone and it will be fun. >> jimmy: let's do that right now. that would be great. i ran into karl malone's wife and daughter on the street yesterday. weird insight into my life. anyway. "the ring ir," the website. tell me what the idea is. does it different from your last one? >> it's sports, pub culture and tech. it's a little more timely because things move so fast these days. like news happens and there's 45 different think pieces on in an hour. so you can't take your time as much.

we also have features and columns too. >> jimmy: one of my favorite bits of trivia about you, even though you do run a forward media empire, you still have an aol e-mail address. >> i do, and a blackberry. >> jimmy: and a blackberry. >> and a blackberry. i've been in meetings where i have all these young people -- >> jimmy: don't be sad. it's not like he can't afford a gmail address. [ laughter ] >> i've been in meetings where i'm like, hold on. and it's like "you've got mail," and my staff just starts laughing. they're like, oh my god, you're so old. but now i have the currys. to make me young. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish you a lot of luck. >> thank you, buddy. >> jimmy: the website is the ringer. and the show is called "any given wednesday" premieres june 22 at 10:00 p.m. on hbo. bill simmons, everybody! we'll be right back with train. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: it's like a car. i'd like to thank anthony anderson, bill simmons, david boreanaz and apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him.

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