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night. on jimmy kimmle, matt damon. see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- danny mcbride. from "disney's pete's dragon," bryce dallas howard. matt damon and jimmy go to therapy. and music from prophets of rage. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay right where you are, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you.
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for braving the blistering heat to be here. man is it hot. this whole country is like a greased-up george foreman grill and a vikram yoga class. authorities are urging those in areas where heat is intense to stay indoors, unless you have a chance to catch a wiggly tuft in your neighborhood. it's going to be 96 in philadelphia where the democratic national convention is happening. the theme for the democrats today was, united together. which really is the best way to be unite d, together. so much better than being united apart. united together it was not. after the republican convention last week dnc was supposed to be the boring one. it was quite the opposite. every time hillary clinton's name was mentioned there were boos from bernie sanders fans. some of these people are apparently unaware bernie sanders passed away six weeks ago. [ laughter ] even bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. after a year of telling them not
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to calm down. it's like chef boyardee telling people to take it easy on the ravio ravioli, it doesn't work. usually these conventions are a cheerleading event but bernie sanders supporters booed inside the convention and out. >> now taking on a level of civil disobedience to block the delegates from coming into this one particular entrance, as you can see, they are laying down in front of the entrance. they are letting police through and the police -- >> all right, miguel, thank you so much. we're going to cut you off right now. we're going to cover right now boys 2 men performing on stage. >> jimmy: that's right. i'll tell you something, nobody interrupts boyz ii men on jake tapper's watch. [ cheers and applause ] the outrage that people are getting mad, intensefied after
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wikileaks released thousands of hacked e-mails where democratic national committee staffers exchanged ideas how to weaken the bernie sanders campaign to help the hillary clinton campaign. maybe the democrats need to stop using e-mail. it might be time to bring carrier pin jocar carrier pigeons back. there are reports russians have hacked the servers, looking at information for a year. if russia did do this, i think we start making them villains in our action movies again. it's time for sylvester stallone to get back to work. if the intent of this leak was to cause a commotion, it worked. all the turmoil overshadowed what was the big news this weekend, which was hillary clinton's choice for running mate, virginia senator tim kaine. this is hillary and tim. they are either bumping fists or clinking imaginary memos sas, i don't know. we learned a lot about tim kaine this weekend. for one thing, he speaks span in. whenever a white politician speaks spanish, it seems that they're bragging. but now that he's been chosen, i
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guess that means neither trump nor hillary are planning to make me their running mate. [ audience: aww ] >> no bring me my podium, i have something to say about that, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i do want to speak about this. have been getting tweets and e-mail. my fellow americans, i'm well aware that both major candidates have chosen their running mates and i was not selected to be one of them. but it makes no difference and i'll tell you why. because i never went into this to be someone's running mate. i got into this race to become vice president of the united states. and i don't care who they pick. i will never stop running for that office. i quill keep running until christmas if i have to. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. and i took offense. because -- [ cheers and applause ] i have been running for this office since may. mike pence and tim kaine think
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they can just stroll in three months before the election and take my spot? who the hell even are mike pence and tim kaine? governor of indiana, governor of virginia? big deal. arnold schwarzenegger was governor of california. he can't even speak english, how hard could this job? here's the question i would like you to ask yourselves. are you going to waste your votes on no-sense pence and no-brain kaine? [ cheers and applause ] or are you going to double your votes, maybe triple them, and say, gimme jimmy for vice president? [ cheers and applause ] i don't need a donald trump, i don't need a hillary clinton to hold my hand like i'm a baby who can't wipe himself. i am a strong, fierce, proud, independent african-american woman. and i will lead this country into the ocean! if need be! thank you. god bless america. [ cheers and applause ]
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by the way, donald trump got a crazy endorsement this weekend from president obama's half-brother malik, malik obama says he's voting for trump. boy, i tell you. you give one atomic wedgie growing and up they never forget it. malik has been a democrat all his life but changed party affiliations after michelle obama made him eat her lentil loaf at the last family dinner. there's malik wearing a make america great again hat, supporting -- if you're wondering who the black guy voting for donald trump is, it's him. now you know. [ cheers and applause ] the election's been fun to watch. more importantly we have a new episode of "the bachelorette" tonight. the finale is next week. tonight jojo narrowed the field down from four identical pretty
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boys to two. my favorite part of the episode were the periodical reminders that one of the men jojo might want to marry is a former competitive swimmer. now he just swims so he doesn't drown. there's no competition at all. that was robby. before the season i picked robby and jordan to be in the final two and who's in the final two? >> guillermo: robby and jordan. >> jimmy: thank you very much, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] sometimes i like to check to see if you're awake. >> guillermo: no, i'm listen to you. >> jimmy: over the course of the season, it's weird, a lot of the guys professed their love for jojo but she can't really profess love back or the show's over. we see her say "i love you too," we know what's going on. what do you do when someone says i love you and you don't want to say it back? here's how jojo handles that. >> i've fallen in love with you, jojo. i have. >> thank you so much. >> i am very much in the process of falling for you. it's the best feeling i've ever
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felt. >> you make me feel happy. >> i don't know how to say it. i think i'm falling in love with you. i know i'm falling in love with you. >> i'm in love with you and i want you to know that. >> thank you. >> i'm crazy about you, i'm in love with you. >> i'm absolutely falling for you. >> appreciate that. >> i'm 100% in love with you. >> thank you. for telling me that. >> jimmy: which one of you, again? the other person who has to deliver bad news every week is chris harrison. here's how chris harrison gives the heave-ho. >> gentlemen, i'm sorry if you did not receive a rose. take a moment, say your good-byes. >> jimmy: so that's how chris normally does it. this season he's been mixing it up, trying new things. i like the new chris a lot. >> gentlemen?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. danny mcbride, bryce dallas howard, music of prophets of rage on the way. as you may know, the actor matt damon and i have issues. we do not have a good relationship. he's been particularly difficult lately, he's got a big movie coming out friday, "jason bourne." we did this once before. we went to therapy together. it didn't go very well. we decided to try again. apparently you have to go more than once for therapy to work. so we went to see a professional to try to work our problems out like adults. >> jimmy: hi. >> hi, there. >> hi, i'm paul. how are you? >> come on in and join us. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi. >> so.
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you two obviously know each other. >> and we're off. >> jimmy: thanks. >> that more comfortable for you this way? >> jimmy: yeah, i just like to have -- he beat me up last time. >> he did? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> how does that feel? >> i didn't beat you up, it was an awkward -- >> jimmy: he beat me up. >> what brought the two of you here now if it ended so poorly last time? how did you get here today? >> there's a story there. >> jimmy: it's court ordered. >> is it, okay. >> it's court ordered because i live in jimmy's place of work. >> jimmy: can i just say right there, he doesn't live at my place of work. >> i live there. >> jimmy: he comes to my place of work, it's technically stalking. >> it's not if you're invited. the judge was very clear about that. if you just stopped inviting me,
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maybe i wouldn't come. you invite me every day. you say i'm going to be on the show and i've never been on the show. so i took matters into my own hands. >> is it possible that we can just really clarify what specifically you want to accomplish today? ideally, what do you want to get out of this? >> i would like to be on his show. he's probably going to bring up the oscar special. but there's a story there too. okay? >> jimmy: there is a story there. >> there's a story there. i was nominated for an academy award. okay? that's a fact. >> jimmy: kind of. >> it wasn't kind of. >> jimmy: they opened up the category so there are more nominees now. >> okay, that's not true. i was there at the theater across the street. and jimmy does a live broadcast. >> okay. >> his lead guest was my old friend ben. >> sure, okay. >> i bribed ben to sneak me into his jacket. >> why are you touching me?
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>> jimmy: i'm not touching you. >> bribed him? >> of course, you think he would just do that? he was the lead guest on a live show. >> jimmy: now i'm going to have to come in here with ben too, that's betrayal. >> you don't give the lead slot up. >> you feel betrayed? >> jimmy: i feel bat-trayed by batman. >> that was a good one. >> jimmy: so anyway. he snuck on to the show, wasn't supposed to be on the show. even though i told him you're going to be on the next night's show he decided, i'm going to force myself on this show. >> it's always the next night's show, you're going to be on tomorrow, oh, we ran out of time, i've never met somebody who's so horrible with time management. >> so just to clarify -- >> jimmy: that is true, i do have a problem with that, i am going to say i do have a problem with that. >> just to clarify something so that i have a better understanding, you're saying you have been with him literally every single day for many years? >> yes. >> to get on his show? >> 14 years.
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>> jimmy: not every day. there's weekends. >> right, the show doesn't occur on weekends, i get to go home. >> i heard you say you wanted jimmy to allow you on his show. >> yes. >> what do you need from matt? >> jimmy: i need some understanding about how a show works, how the production of a show works. >> i understand. >> jimmy: that we have one hour's time. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that i do my best to get everybody on the show. >> you do. >> okay, i will take you at your word that you try. but i just -- i mean, it's -- there's thousands and thousands of evenings that i've been just about to go on and then -- oh, look what happened. it's like you know the show's an hour, could you build in five minutes and just have some time for me? >> jimmy: i'd love to do that but then there are repeated, multiple violations. besides the violence. i mean, forcing himself on the show. i was tied up. i was duct taped on my face. >> this seems like a good
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opportunity to explain the origin of all the hate read. >> i snapped. which i do. i snap. >> jimmy: he snaps. so i'm supposed to have a snapper around? >> well, maybe you would snap too if you had to endure what i've endured. i didn't -- i didn't do any lasting physical damage to him. but i did -- >> whose idea was it to come together and sit down and try to work this out? >> me. i'm trying -- i want to get on the show. >> jimmy: and i came -- i'm here. >> i've got a huge movie opening this week, i've got a lot riding on this. >> jimmy: here we go again. >> no, i've got a lot riding on this thing, a whole marketing campaign he thinks is stupid, that he makes fun of. >> jimmy: it is stupid. >> it's not stupid, it's good, i have good ideas. >> it's a stupid campaign. >> i'm not a stupid campaign. i made bumper stickers. can i give you one? >> sure. >> you be the judge. >> jimmy: bumper stickers, like this is 1975. >> you ready? "honk if you're bourny."
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>> jimmy: i mean, honestly. setting therapy aside -- >> it's trying to go viral, right? you could snapchat that. put that on your insta gram. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: i think it's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. honk if you're bourny? >> it's excellent. >> jimmy: you both have, again -- what i'm noticing is this pattern developing -- >> are you going to put that on your car? >> i will definitely look at putting this on my car. >> jimmy: do you have any other pillows? >> there's a couple over there. are you feeling unsafe? >> jimmy: i am feeling unsafe. look how hard he puts the pillows down. >> now i'm hitting pillows. >> there's a lot of anger coming across. sometimes there's another method that people will use and they call it art therapy. >> what's art therapy? >> art therapy typically has been more of a method used for kids. >> well, for his maturity level, i think that would be proefl advisable. >> jimmy: i'll do it, i don't
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mind. >> i'm going to ask you to each take one of these sketch pads here. jimmy, that's for you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> matt, this is for you. >> thank you, paul. >> here's your pencils. what i want you to do is sketch out how you view each other, how you see each other emotionally, how you feel about the situation. so take a few minutes and just go ahead. >> jimmy: you've got other patients' drawings here. >> i do? >> jimmy: i'm done. >> you're done? >> me too. >> you are? okay. who wants to go first as far as just showing us what you came up with? >> this is my rendition of this show. and its host. this is "jimmy kimmel live." and that's an ass face. >> that's an ass face? >> that's supposed to be an ass. that's how i feel about jimmy and his show. an ass face. i'm done. >> jimmy?
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[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i just feel like this is -- you know what i think of matt. i think we're done. >> that was good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from prophets of rage, bryce dallas howard is here, and we'll be right back with danny mcbride so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by chobani greek yogurt. you can only be great if you're full of goodness. go to chobani.com to learn more. midsize car and suv. k
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, from the new movie "pete's dragon," bryce dallas howard is here. then, a supergroup that unites the forces of rage against the machine, public enemy, and cypress hill. this is their self-titled single, "prophets of rage" from the samsung outdoor stage. you can see them live on the "make america rage again" tour
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starting august 19th in fairfax, virginia. tomorrow night, david spade will be here, ozzy and jack osbourne will join us, we'll have music from the strokes, and later this week, andy garcia, greg kinnear, jack huston, dino archie, dana white and music from the go-go's. after four foul-mouthed seasons of baseball on "eastbound & down," our first guest returns with a new show set in the chalkboard-choked world of public school administration. "vice principals" airs sunday nights on hbo. please welcome danny mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you're from virginia, right? i just mentioned virginia. >> yes, i grew up in virginia, yes. >> jimmy: are you from fairfax? >> fredericksburg, right down the road. >> jimmy: when you one of those kids running around with a movie
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camera making films? >> i was, i was into films. i grew up in the '80s. at the time skateboarding was the biggest thing that everyone was into. >> jimmy: still kind of is. were you a skater? >> i wasn't, not at all. if you weren't good at skateboarding you'd have to pretend like you were, you were a poseur, that's what you would do. so i spent much of my childhood pretending like i could skate. >> jimmy: how do you pretend you can skate? >> you go home late at night and rub rocks on your trucks and stuff to make it look like you've done something. >> jimmy: i was also a terrible skateboarder. i can only go down the driveway and that was it. >> on my knees, yeah. >> jimmy: did the kids believe that you were -- >> you have to perfect your stance. so it looks like you're just tired is the reason why you're not skating more. when i was -- you know, we left virginia in sixth grade. my parents moved us to florida. and i kept in touch with all my friends in virginia. so finally i saw this
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opportunity to like break the poseur vibe. i started becoming a bigger poseur by writing letters and telling them how i learned to skate in florida. that somehow by moving to florida everything just like works now and i could do hand planneds and indos, ollieing over my sister, and i was getting letters back from them, everybody was impressed. wow, that's incredible, florida has turned you into tony hawk, that's amazing. and one day i came from school and my parents sat me and my sister down, a solemn look on their face. mom explained to us that they were deciding to separate and my mom, my sister and i were moving back to virginia. and my face just dropped. and i wasn't worried about the divorce. i was like, oh my god, they all think i can skate! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. so i went out to the yard quickly and was like trying to jam all this stuff in, trying to figure it out.
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my parents thought i was just processing the divorce. we ended up moving back to virginia. and i got back there and one of my really good friends, it was his birthday and i knew it. everyone's going to have their boards there, this is where it all is going to be exposed. so i came to the party and i had been really losing a lot of sleep over this. and i got there. and i didn't bring my board. and they were like, what happened? where's the skateboard? i was like, since the divorce i just don't skate anymore. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. they're not going to argue with that. >> they can't. >> jimmy: by the way, i really enjoy the show "vice principals." very funny. [ cheers and applause ] it's set, i mentioned in the instroe, it's set in a school and you play the vice principal of the school. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it based on a person that you remember from -- >> it's not based on anyone in particular. i was a relatively well-behaved
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kid in school. my sister behaved a little worse than me so she was a good smoke screen for my bad behavior. >> jimmy: younger? >> younger sister, yeah. >> jimmy: she must have been much worse. to eclipse you as the younger sister. that's a special kind of move. >> she did, yeah. >> jimmy: this was supposed to be a movie? >> it was. jody hill, the guy who created the show with and myself, we wrote it as a screenplay about ten years ago. at an hour and a half it seemed like it needed more. we decided to tell a nine-hour story. >> jimmy: bill murray plays the exiting principal on the show. >> he is. >> jimmy: how did you get bill murray to be in this? >> well, i was in two films that are much beloved by a lot of people. "aloha" and "rock the casbah." and i was lucky to work with bill in both of those films. yeah. so i've met him on those films. and jody and myself were scouting in charleston, sashlg, for the show. i heard someone call my name on the plane.
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it was bill, he was on the flight with us. for the whole flight he just convinced us why charleston was the greatest city ever, why we need to shoot there. yeah, we're not going to argue with bill murray. >> jimmy: right, of course not. because you decided to shoot there, you said now you have to be -- >> he convinced us to come here, the least i could do is convince him to be in the show. >> jimmy: did he agree right on the spot? did you send him the script? >> i sent him an e-mail. we have this role, it won't take much time but it would be amazing if you would participate in this. he wrote back this message like i would love to have a hard copy delivered to the river dogs baseball stadium tonight, i'll leave six tickets at the box office for you. it's like, we have our marching orders, this is our shot. so we took a copy of the script, we put it in one of those like silver metal briefcases that cocaine deals are made with. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> thought that was a good way to deliver to it him. we went to the baseball game.
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we're walking up to the box where we're supposed to go. i get up there, something's off. there's pas, there's more going on than what was told. what is this? where's bill at? he's right out there, they put a mike on me, miking me up. what have i walked into? i walked out and bill was filming an episode of anthony bourdain's show. i walked right in ambushed if you will. >> jimmy: you became part of the show? >> i filmed the show. they cut me out. >> jimmy: they did? [ laughter ] >> i don't think i was prepared to work. >> jimmy: that's terrible. it seemed to have worked on bill, you got him in your show, which is all that really matters. >> he sent an e-mail the next morning. i'd be honored to play principal what's his name. so we're like, we'll take it, yeah. >> jimmy: i was thinking about you. this "vice principals," the show, you being at school, being a kid, all those things. we decided -- we got in touch with somebody who is from your past. put these up on the screen.
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we've got four people. one of these people is someone that you had high school experience with. >> no way. >> jimmy: just quickly looking at the screen, does anyone look familiar to you? don't say who it is if somebody does. does anybody catch your eye as the person that maybe we dug up? okay, we're going to take a commercial break. when we come back -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: danny mcbride's blast from the past, we'll be right back after this! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ people try to beat time... [scream] ...but time always wins. our greatest fear is running out of time. there's a bomb in the salsa can! we gotta get out of here! my phone's still charging! so if time is the most valuable thing there is, why would you waste more than you have to charging your phone? why would you waste more than you have to charging your phone? [explosion] [explosion] ahhhhhhhh! the galaxy s7 edge, with fast wireless charging and our longest lasting battery.
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vice principal gambi. if you don't open this door i'm calling parents. one mississippi. two mississippi. party's over, party's over! kurt small, that's five days of iss. randy, eight days for you. my wine sack, who did this? who drank my shall chablis? >> no one drank it, we poured it out. >> what wine pairs with ten days iss? zinfandel?
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sirah? >> jimmy: vice principals" hbo sunday nights. so danny, go back to your real high school experience. >> okay. >> jimmy: we have four people up on the screen. let's put them up on the screen now. i'm not sure if you've figured it out yet. but the woman on the bottom corner we can't see. there appears to be a man lurking behind her. so one of these people is someone from your high school who i presume you know. and do you want to take a guess as to what number that person might somebody. >> well, i know it's not 1 or 4. >> jimmy: okay. >> they don't look like any teachers i ever have had before. >> jimmy: okay. >> i can't see 3's face so i'm not sure. >> jimmy: so maybe we should question number 2? >> yeah, number 2. >> jimmy: please put number 2 on the screen. number 2, what is your first name? >> lynn. >> jimmy: lynn. does this ring a bell at all? >> i didn't really know many of my teachers by their first
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names. >> jimmy: what -- >> lynn what did you teach at courtland high school? >> i was in the business department. >> jimmy: she did teach at courtland high school. so this is lynn. clearly, lynn, you didn't teach espionage at school. >> hey, it's good to see you. >> jimmy: spotsylvania is a real place? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: spotsylvania? like vampires with the measles? so lyn, did you teach danny at school? >> i didn't have danny in class. >> i was vice president of the class. >> jimmy: you were class vice president? i' running for the actual vice president. that's impressive. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you remember about danny? do you remember danny from those days? >> oh, absolutely. absolutely.
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great personality. funny. we knew danny was going to make it. we are so very proud of danny. >> jimmy: we have your class picture also. i want to get a sense. let's take a quick look at that. here it is. >> sweet. >> jimmy: vango brothers? >> in the future. >> jimmy: in the future your plan is to let it ride. who are the vango brothers? >> you don't want to know. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. thank you, lyn. thank you for being a part of this. wow what a magical trip through memory lane that wasn't. >> life made it easy for you. >> jimmy: a sausage party on august 12th and "vice principals" airs sunday nights on hbo.
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>> jimmy:ty to come, music from prophets of rage. after barely surviving an island full of dinosaurs in "jurassic world," our next guest is in the disney's classic "pete's dragon." it opens in theaters august 12th. please welcome bryce dallas howard! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello! >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. you know, i loved that movie, "peat's dragon," when i was a kid. i assume you saw it as a civilian? >> yes, i saw it as a civilian. >> jimmy: you did. i think you might be too young for that, you might go, oh, this looks stupid or something. >> no, it was the opposite. because i saw it and it was one of the first times that i had seen live action and animation together. it was a real boy with a dragon. and i was a few years old so i thought it was a real dragon as
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well. >> jimmy: have your children seen the movie? >> no, they haven't. they haven't seen the "pete's dragon" i'm in or the older "pete's dragon." but i think they're just somewhat starting to figure out what my job is. and i think they're going to start asking soon. my daughter gets a little confused. she's 4 1/2. she said that she wants to be in the "pete's dragon" sequel, which that's not happening yet. >> jimmy: "repete's dragon" right? >> exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks everybody. >> yeah, yeah. she wants to either be -- she wants to be in it, either the baby of the dragon or she wants me to hold her as i'm running from the dinosaur. >> jimmy: that's cute. >> so it's like both movies in one, in her mind. >> jimmy: do you think, oh, now your daughter -- because your dad is ron howard. actor, director, all that. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> supportive! >> jimmy: ron howard's probably one of the ten most beloved americans, don't you think? [ cheers and applause ] >> he's in my top ten. for sure my top ten. >> jimmy: maybe number one, even though he's not american, is michael j. fox. he's canadian which makes him slightly a little bit nicer and better than americans. your dad's got to be in the top five, i think he really is. >> how do you rate something like that? >> jimmy: it just comes from my opinion. [ laughter ] >> of course. >> jimmy: i saw him as opie, i saw him as ritchie cunningham, that's all i needed to know. >> common sense. >> jimmy: this is a great photograph your dad posted to instagram. that's you, your dad, and ralph mouth. where did this happen? >> this was johnny's wedding. and i was 1 year old. and it's when i walked for the first time. so i waited for there to be a huge crowd.
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then i walked. >> you walked at the wedding. down the aisle? at the party? >> just -- i probably stumbled and in this much territory. >> jimmy: your godfather is another one of america's top ten favorites, henry winkler, the fonz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i couldn't imagine that. i had the lunch box. what it must be like to have fonzie as your godfather. great, right? >> yeah, but he's not like this italian guy. >> jimmy: no, no. >> he's this sweet, sensitive jewish godfather. >> jimmy: it seems like -- >> it's not even a thing, right? but yes, if me parents die, guy to him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: still to this day? >> oh, yeah. then guy -- yeah i go to him. >> jimmy: would your kids come with you or fend for themselves? or go to their godparents? >> they will go to their godparents and their godfather is josh gad. >> jimmy: they too have a celebrity. >> we continue the traditions. he's one of my husband's best
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friends in the world, they went to kindergarten. >> jimmy: their dadfather -- gadfather. >> yeah, their gadfather. >> jimmy: olaf is better than fonzie in a way. >> nothing i do impresses my children. josh comes over and has toys with him. frozen this, frozen that. and they'll do anything. i wish that you guys would die so that josh can be our father. >> jimmy: you had to be careful, sometimes kids are smart, they'll figure out a way to kill you. >> yeah, yeah, i'm getting that sense, i am. >> jimmy: did your dad take a lot of video of you as a kid? >> yes. >> jimmy: because he had access to cameras when he was a director? >> yes, he did. that's really fun. sometimes. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> but one of the -- he was one of the first people who filmed in cedars sinai, my birth, when my mother gave birth to me. he was one of the first people allowed to film in there.
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so he filmed my emergence into this world and i also gave birth at cedars sinai and i said, let's do it again, film my birth. >> jimmy: when you gave birth? >> didn't go well. >> jimmy: when you gave birth -- >> to my son. at cedars. full circle. >> jimmy: he was comfortable with that? >> no. >> jimmy: no, yeah, right. >> no, no. no. >> jimmy: that's a tough shoot, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah, my mom -- basically the video is the entire time my mom yelling at him, "ronnie, get it together! it's your daughter for god's sakes! up and down, up and down. at one point he's like, i'll going to go boil some water. >> jimmy: that's what they used to do in the old days. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good to see you. by the way, i watched the movie with some kids this weekend, they loved it. >> you? >> jimmy: i did. bryce dallas howard, everybody. "pete's dragon" opens august 12th.
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>> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank danny mcbride, bryce dallas howard and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is very exciting. here making their television debut, prophets of rage! [ cheers and applause ] [ sirens ] ♪ clear the way clear the way clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ clear the way clear the way
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clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ with vice i hold the mic device with force i keep it away of course ♪ ♪ and i'm keeping keeping you from sleeping sleeping and on stage i rage and i'm rolling rolling ♪ ♪ to the poor i pour in on in metaphors ♪ ♪ i ain't bluffin' it's nothin' that we ain't did before ♪ ♪ we played you stayed the points made ♪ ♪ you consider it done by the prophets of rage can you kick it like ♪ ♪ clear the way go - go - go - go clear the way go - go - go - go clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage go - go - go - go clear the way go - go - go - go clear the way ♪ go - go - go - go clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ when choice became the people's voice shout loud put your hands up in the crowd ♪ ♪ raise your fist up fist up while i lift up lift up everything wrong with the system system ♪ ♪ people hungry and dyin' they ain't got a home ♪
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♪ this is the nature created from the terrordome terrordome ♪ ♪ let's turn the page shaman burn the sage ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage can you kick it like ♪ ♪ clear the way go - go - go - go clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage can you kick it like ♪ clear the way go - go - go - go clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage ♪ ♪ i roll with the punches so i survive try to rock cause it keeps the crowd alive ♪ ♪ i'm not ballin' ballin' i'm just callin' callin' but i'm past the days of yes y'allin' y'allin' ♪ ♪ wiggle round and round i pump you jump up hear my words my verbs and get juiced up ♪ ♪ i been around a while you can't describe my sound ♪ ♪ get down for the prophets of rage can you kick it like ♪ ♪ clear the way go - go - go - go clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage can you kick it like ♪ ♪ clear the way
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go - go - go - go clear the way clear the way ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage ♪ ♪ ♪ clear the way clear the way clear the way for the prophets of rage ♪ ♪ the prophets of rage the prophets of rage the prophets of rage the prophets of rage ♪ ♪ the prophets of rage go - go - go - go the prophets of rage the prophets of rage ♪ ♪ clear the way for the prophets of rage power of the people say ♪
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this is "nightline." >> opening night chaos at the democratic national convention pushed aside by the first lady in a rousing speech. >> to shape our children for the next four or eight years of their lives. >> a turning point after the head of the party is ousted over leaked e-mails. angry delegates still feeling the bern. tonight sanders telling them he's with her. >> hillary clinton must become the next president of the united states! plus, she's been at the center of democratic politics and weathering public scandals for decades. her detractors call her untrustworthy. >> crooked hillary clinton. >> is it reasonable scrutiny? >> say things about me -- >> or the so-called hillary standard? first the "nightline 5."
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