>> good night, everybody. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ewan mcgregor. from "jack reacher: never go back," kobe smolders. and music from the 1975. and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. we're not democrats or

republicans, we're not voters, we're not even americans, especially those of you who are here from other countries, you're definitely not americans. what we tonight is a group of people united by a common goal which as strong desire to get away from the scary and foul-smelling individuals dressed up as spider-man outside our building. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to you. are you tired of the election yet, are you sick of it? [ cheers and applause ] i'm not, i love it. donald trump, you really have to hand it to him, i don't think i've been this interested in a show since the first season of "lost." every week, a completely new twist. we've gone from mexicans to muslims, little hands to lyin' ted, megan ankle lin to melania's speech, crooked hillary's health to billy bush's bus. now he's saying the election is rigged, even though it hasn't happened yet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he spent the whole weekend,

donald trump, he spent the weekend campaigning and complaining. he's been cam-plaining is what he does. tweeting up a storm how the election is rigged by the dishonest media and he's right. you can tell the media is rigged against donald trump because they keep putting microphones in front of him. [ laughter ] as you know trump is being accused of sexual sister-conduct by a slew of women. of course that is a case of he said and she said, she said, she said, she said, she said. there are a bunch of trump supporters that have to defend him on these personal things, most notably former new york mayor rudy giuliani. one can only assume giuliani spent the last 28 years living in giuliani's pants. here he was yesterday with jake tapper of cnn. >> do you believe every one of these women is lying? >> no, i believe my friend donald trump when he says he didn't do it. i've known him 20 years, i've never seen him do anything like

that. >> jimmy: not only has rudy giuliani seen donald trump do something like that, he did it to him. >> oh, you dirty boy, oh, oh! donald, i thought you were a gentlem gentleman, hm! >> can't say i didn't try. >> jimmy: it is true, it's nearly impossible to resist a woman as sexy as rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] tonight's chapter, melania trump sat down with anderson cooper on cnn to try to help stop the bleeding and she had an interesting take on this "access hollywood" bus tape. >> they were kind of boy talk. and he was lead on like -- egg on from the host to say dirty and bad stuff. >> you feel the host, billy bush, was sort of egging him on? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's right, this is because of that little bully billy bush! he forced him to say those things, he probably threatened to beat donald trump up if he

didn't say those things! here's more from melania. >> i heard many different stuff. boys' talk. i -- the boys, the way they talk when they grow up, and they want to sometimes show each other, oh, this and that and talking about the girls. but yeah, i was surprised, of course. >> jimmy: right, you know, boy talk. just a 68-year-old boy. [ laughter ] talking all dis and dat, you know how they do. it only took melania a couple of weeks to come up with that defense but it was really worth it, it was. while melania's trying to calm things down donald continues to crisscross the country yelling and screaming he would never sexually harass such unattractive women. at a rally in north carolina he took issue with one accuser's account of her experience and we slow that down for tonight's edition of "drunk donald trump." [ tape playing very slow ]

>> i really don't sit alone that much. honestly, folks, i don't sit alone. i go in -- always sitting alone by myself. like this. and then i went, wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the third and final debate is on wednesday night. and trump is now calling for a drug test, for real, he challenged hillary clinton to take a drug test before the debate. why, i don't know. i guess insinuating she's on drus. whatever the reason, i have to say i like this idea of drugs a lot. am i the only one who thinks hillary and trump should definitely do drugs before the debate? [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine? imagine hillary the moment the mushrooms kick in. it would be great. the greatest thing ever. meanwhile, secretary clinton is on the trail too. she weighed in on everything that's going on with some hip

lingo that is sure to make the young voters come running. >> there's hardly any part of america that he has not targeted. now, it makes you want to turn off the news. it makes you want to unplug the internet. or just look at cat gifs. believe me, i get it. in the last few weeks i've watched a lot of cat dozen a lot of weird and interesting things. >> jimmy: maybe she is on drugs i don't know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cat gifs? hillary's running mate virginia senator tim kaine has been habla'ing espanol as much as possible. he became the first candidate on a presidential ticket to deliver a speech entirely in spanish. this is tim kaine in miami, the whole thing in spanish.

we asked our chief translate tore convert it back to english for us. [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: for of years enrichment i was an avocado. look at me now. i am a vir jip. hillary's a person. she works at hooters in chicago. she's a donkey lady. your vote is important. let's have sex. >> jimmy: well, thank you. graci gracias, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, here in l.a. right now, the contest that we are focused on is the one between the dodgers and cubs. dodgers evened the series last night in chicago. it's tied 1-1.

our local news channel ktla was in downtown l.a. to try to capture the excitement of dodger fans in tonight's edition of "excellence in reporting." >> now we've got games three, four, five at home. your words really quickly? >> go dodgers. >> sending it back to you in the studio. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as you can see the town is going nuts. people are eating eggs. for those who don't know or didn't know, i have very bad news. today was national boss' day. national boss' day started in 1958 by a real ass-kisser -- i'd like to find the guy who started that and give him a wedgie he would never forget. in honor of national boss' day we went on the street, invited people to say a few words about their bosses. to ensure they were able to speak freely we let them wear

masks. this is what masked employees had to say about their bosses on this special day. >> i'm sick and tired of no support at your company. when we answer our phones with your mean customers. money and benefits are not enough. >> where do you work? >> charter communications. >> what's your boss' name? >> bill. >> want to give bill a shout-out? >> go suck it, bill! >> you are not a good boss, you stand and look out the window at hollywood boulevard all day while we are busting our butts doing our little work. how did you become the manager? >> where do you work? >> jc global. oh, i shouldn't have said that. >> anything you'd like to say to your boss? >> one thing i like to say to my boss, i would like a promotion, i would like a little bit more money. >> have you asked your boss for a raise?

>> i can't ask. >> why? are you chicken? [ laughter ] >> no. >> because of the mask, i said that because of the mask. anything you want to anonymously say to your boss? >> a little bit racist, pretty racist. happy national boss day, your racist ass. meet some black people, chill out, doug. that would be my thing. >> what's your name? >> andrew. >> where are you from? >> el paso. >> what did you do? >>server. >> what kind of restaurant? >> village inn. >> anything you want to say to your boss? >> dude, what's your problem? like why don't you let me help people? you never let me do anything. like yeah. >> what's your boss' name? >> serena. yeah, she's a [ bleep ]. >> there was no way serena at the village inn in el paso is going to know it's you. >> really? oh, yeah.

so screw you, dude. you never want me to go above and beyond, i don't understand you, you're the laziest person on earth, i'm doing more to help you, you're being a [ bleep ], i don't understand why you have to be like that. >> you know what, now thinking about it, the fact that you gave their name and the restaurant and your name, they might catch on. >> oh, they might? all right. [ bleep ] you, serena. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: jimmy, i got you a gift for national boss day. >> jimmy: you got me this for national boss day? did you just run out and buy this? >> guillermo: no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't just run out and buy this? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: when did you buy it? >> guillermo: buy it this afternoon. >> jimmy: well. can we look at the security footage outside the studio from two minutes ago?

are you sticking with the story you didn't buy this? >> guillermo: i wouldn't do that to you, you know i love you. i love you. >> jimmy: let's see what you got me. [ cheers and applause ] what is this? oh, this is nice. it's a little shirt that says "girls club." >> guillermo: i know you like girls. >> oh, thank you, guillermo. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a break. when we come back, this is going to be good when we come back. we have -- we lined up three real people who have unfortunate names. we have a guy named donald trump, a woman named isis, a 61-year-old firefighter named bill cosby. they'll be with whuls we come back so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ man, i'm glad aflac pays cash.

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. ewan mcgregor, cobie smulders, music from the 1975 is on the way. right now it's time to present -- it may be educational too. we'll meet three individuals, each shares a name with a famous person or organization. we scoured the country for people who have a name that for whatever reason has earned them unwanted attention. and let's fire up the big cisco screen, the wall of america, and say hello to our first visitor. hello there, what is your name? >> hey, how's it going? donald trump. >> jimmy: your real name, on your birth certificate, is donald trump? >> yes. yes, sir. it is donald trump. >> jimmy: your wife jamika. how long have you been married?

>> 15 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> 15 years. ? did you take donald's last name? are you a trump too? >> yes. >> jimmy: so you are jamika trump? >> yes. >> jimmy: i know you've been married 15 years, is jamika your first, second or third wife, donald? >> his only wife. >> jimmy: first, very good. >> first and only. first and only. >> jimmy: very good answer. now what is the best thing that has happened to you as a result of sharing this famous name? >> one recent experience with a manager from a restaurant, a local restaurant. and i made a reservation with them. once i got to the restaurant, he was like, you know, hey, donald trump. great, you know, i'm voting for you, man. you know, inside joke. >> and we always get reservations and tickets whenever. >> any time i call the guy or send a text, he'll immediately reply back, i got you, you're good for two, for four --

>> jimmy: what restaurant is this, may i ask, donald? >> jimmy's seafood in baltimore. >> jimmy: maybe i could get something out of them too. [ laughter ] >> we got the same name. >> jimmy: what is the worst thing that's happened to you as a result of being donald trump? >> well, it really kind of happened to me because of being that i'm african-american. >> jimmy: you? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: why wasn't i informed of this beforehand? >> some people, like, oh, i can't believe he's a racist, you need to change your last name. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. i say, i don't like either one of them so i'm not changing anything. >> jimmy: do you have kids? >> donald trump jr., he's over here. >> jimmy: hey, donald trump jr., what's going on? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's somewhat confusing. wow. that's fantastic. >> this is my baby. >> jimmy: well, i don't know if you guys have vacation plans but stay out of mexico, all right?

[ laughter ] >> we might not get back in. >> jimmy: thank you, trump family. that's the trump family. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's meet our next name. thank you, guys. what is your name, ma'am? >> hi, jimmy. i'm isis graham. >> jimmy: isis graham. your real name is isis? >> yes. >> jimmy: and you're -- >> in berlin. >> jimmy: have you had problems being named isis? >> security guys always look at my passport and say -- are you sure? yes, sir, i'm really sure. >> jimmy: have you considered changing your name perhaps to al qaeda or something a little less controversial? >> hm, yeah. maybe. i don't know, maybe ivana, i don't know. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living, isis? >> i'm a deejay and i work on a music school in calgary in canada. >> jimmy: very good. >> go around and play music. >> jimmy: maybe you should go by

ice. it worked for vanilla. all right. well, look at that. we've located isis, they're in berlin. [ laughter ] >> hi! >> jimmy: thank you, isis. [ cheers and applause ] one more gentleman to talk to. hello, sir. tell us your name. >> bill cosby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is bill cosby. not only do you have the name, you look exactly like him. [ laughter ] >> thank you, thank you very much. >> jimmy: the sweater is not as colorful as i would have imagined it might be. >> had to get rid of those. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bill, you're a fireman, right? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: have you ever met bill cosby? >> i actually did meet him once, yes. >> jimmy: you did, where did you meet him? >> yeah, i met him in brighton, mass. and he was outside waiting for a ride. and i went up to him and i said, hey, mr. cosby, look at this name i have. caused me a lot of trouble. and he looked at me, he said, "me too, son."

[ laughter ] that was it, the whole conversation. >> jimmy: well, things have changed a lot over the last years. how does it feel to be america's most beloved bill cosby now? >> yeah, it's not working out too well for me. >> jimmy: bill, when somebody's house is on fire and they call 911, do they tell them, don't worry, bill cosby is on the way to save you? >> yeah, probably not. i imagine they wouldn't want to do do that. >> jimmy: thank you for your time, bill. appreciate it. there you go. thanks to bill cosby. thanks to donald trump and isis too. tonight on the show, music from the 1975. cobie smulders is here. we'll be right back with ewan mcgregor! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by: masterpass, the simple and secure way to pay from your bank.

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>> jimmy: tonight from the new movie "jack reacher: never go back."

cobie smulders is here. then, their latest album is called, "i like it when you sleep, for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it," the 1975 from the crown royal outdoor stage. that's a long album title. the title is actually longer than the album itself. tomorrow, tom cruise will be here, tilda swinton will join us, kenny loggins will be sitting in with the cletones, plus music from x ambassadors and tom morello. and on wednesday night, we're live after the debate with gal gadot and gary johnson, who is the libertarian party nominee for president. poor gary. i hope i don't ask him any questions. [ laughter ] and thursday, benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, and music from flatbush zombies. so join us for all of that. after visiting paris in "moulin rouge" and the planet naboo in "star wars," our first guest travels to exotic new jersey to direct and star in the film adaptation of philip roth's pulitzer prize-winning novel "american pastoral." >> you don't know anything about our mother. >> lady dawn? the daughter of the beauty queen and the captain of the football team? what kind of nightmare is that

for a girl with a soul? >> dawn is not a beauty queen, she works a farm all day -- >> she works a farm like an upper-class landowner -- >> her father was a plumber, her grandfather was an irish milk farmer. this is crazy. where's my daughter? somebody is dead. my daughter is accused of murder. >> you're really hung up on that, aren't you? >> jimmy: "american pastoral" opens in theaters on friday, please welcome ewan mcgregor! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? very good to see you. >> how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. your costar and a woman you directed in this film, jennifer conley was here last week. >> i saw it. >> jimmy: she told the story about a wig, a merkin, that she had to have applied to her lady parts. >> she lent it to you, i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, if only that were true. i was wondering, since you're

the director, if that was your mandate that she have that. was that something you decided on? >> no, no. no, i think that's up to the actor. >> jimmy: is it up to the actor? >> yeah, because it's a scene where her character, dawn, falls apart. has a nervous breakdown. >> jimmy: right. >> and we had decided that that would be best displayed or shown, if you like, by her appearing in my place of work in the nude, only wearing her miss new jersey sash. i wanted to be able to shoot her fully naked but from a distance, very tasteful about it, i made sure she knew i wasn't about to be pervy about it or anything. and the merkin as i believe it's called in the trade is totally a modesty piece for the actor. >> jimmy: it is? >> yeah, and also -- you discussed it with her. it was the -- you know. >> jimmy: i know but i wanted to put it on you. [ laughter ]

>> so it was a -- it was a bushy piece. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the first movie you're during the coursing you're like -- >> i have it framed at home. "american pastoral 2015." >> jimmy: did you enjoy being a director, was that fun for you? >> i loved it. i wanted to do it for so long. i wanted to direct for 20 years. >> jimmy: why now? >> well, the sort of planets lined up and conspired to give me this opportunity. headache shore entertainment gave me the opportunity to direct a film that i'd been attached to as an actor. the film started and stopped a few times, it felt like it wasn't going to happen. i felt like i really wanted to tell the story. i felt for 20 years i believed you shouldn't direct just for the sake of directing but because you have a story you're burning to tell. i felt that this film might be slipping away. i realized this was my story. and i was the right guy to tell it. so i loved it. i loved working with the actors.

i loved working with the crew. a wonderful experience. >> jimmy: how much do you know about new jersey where the film is set? i'm trying to imagine you in new jersey right now. i'm not really imagining it. [ laughter ] >> well, i've been lots of places that i haven't been in movies. outer space. down a toilet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: still not as weird as new jersey. >> so i think it's part of our job as creative people to learn about something we don't know about. i got to know an awful lot about new jersey from philip roth's amazing novel, also some research. >> jimmy: the accent is very specific. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the united states. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we zero in on that kind of stuff. how did you learn that? >> i have a great dialect coach. and i had a particular actor i would listen to before the takes. >> jimmy: oh, who is the actor? >> i'm struggling to remember his name. >> jimmy: oh, really? let's see. >> you know. >> jimmy: joe pesci? >> no. >> jimmy: bruce springsteen? >> no.

your producer knows. >> who was it? >> ray liotta. >> jimmy: ray's going to be so flattered. [ laughter ] ray liotta? >> yeah, listened to ray. >> jimmy: did you see him on something and said, that's the guy i want to sound like? >> no, he's just got the right accent. >> jimmy: i see. >> he's from there, the right age for me, all that stuff. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. wow. i hate to lead into "star wars." everybody wants to know about "star wars." last time you were here you said you'd be -- i don't know, i think an interview, you said you'd be willing to be in the next "star wars" movie. have you heard from the "star wars" people? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you have not. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you had would you tell us? >> i'd tell you, yeah. >> jimmy: you would say you'd heard. >> yeah, yeah. so i think that they're bordered in their movies until 2021 or something. they're busy i imagine with all the sequels. >> jimmy: the stuff. >> the spinoffs.

>> making the dolls, that takes time. >> all of the toys. >> you are also going to be part of one of my favorite shows "fargo." the third season of "fargo." >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you started on that show yet? >> i've started preparing for it. >> jimmy: you have? >> i have to -- i have to laud on a bit, wai of weight. i started doing that. >> jimmy: how are you doing that? >> eating loads of food, anything i want, whenever i want. >> jimmy: how many pounds do you have to gain? >> i don't know, bigger than i am now. >> jimmy: are you still riding your motorcycle? >> yes, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: either you dressing like obi one or on the said -- >> >> no, this was in australia when we were shooting episode 3, i think. >> jimmy: i see. >> so this is a british noik newspaper. it's a weekly. "motorcycle news" it's called. a very good name for it. >> jimmy: sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that says it all. what is this about? >> and they have a section in it

where people take pictures of themselves reading the newspaper. >> jimmy: "mad magazine" does that. >> yeah. i wondered if i could get in the magazine if i sent in this picture. >> jimmy: they printed it? did you get a free subscription? >> no, i don't think i did. >> jimmy: at "mad magazine" you get a free subscription. let's swap out "mad magazine." >> send it to them anyway. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. congratulations on your movie. "american pastoral." it opens in theaters friday. ewan mcgregor, everybody, be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪thunder ♪

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first name that can get her a dinner reservation at any restaurant in los angeles. her new movie, with tom cruise, is "jack reacher: never go back." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome cobie smulders. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this is great. >> jimmy: hey, guys. there's something to think about tonight. >> thank you. >> it's wonderful to be around with music playing, it makes you feel really good. >> jimmy: don't give them any ideas, they will follow you around. you just got back from china. >> i did. >> jimmy: which was interesting to me. i've never been there. how long were you in china? >> like 48 hours. >> jimmy: it wasn't much of a trip. it was a work trip? >> it was a work trip. we were premiering the film "jack reacher" there. i flew in and someone on the

team said, let's just go right to the great wall of china as soon as we get off the plane. >> jimmy: i like that idea. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you get right to it. how is the great wall of china? >> it was amazing. we got there and we landed at like 6:00 and drove right there and a arrived and it was closed. >> jimmy: oh, wait, it closes? >> apparently it does. >> jimmy: how does the wall close? >> well, because you have to take like a gondola up the mountain to get to a section that you can walk down. >> jimmy: i don't know why i'm thinking of an italian guy in the water. >> a gondola, that's maybe a canadian thing, that's what we call a chair lift. >> jimmy: we call it that too, i'm just stupid. [ laughter ] >> so we went up to the top and you walk like 45 minutes down. it's beautiful. i mean, it's one of those places that you have to go to because it's just so majestic. and you just feel very little when walking on it. >> jimmy: right, it's such a great wall. >> it's such a great wall. [ laughter ]

maybe the greatest wall. >> jimmy: is there a door in that wall? >> there's a few doors. >> jimmy: there are doors. >> there's doors and there's like towers. yea yeah,it just goes on forever. instead of like walking down, like we walked 45 minutes, we got to the section and you had the choice to take a luge down. >> jimmy: really? >> like a slide. you got to slide down the mountain. >> jimmy: wow. that's so much more fun than i imagine the great wall of china would be. >> it was. and i arrived and i was like, oh, man, that's so touristy, i don't want to do the slide. and i was like, we'll do it, we'll do it. and it was an absolute thrill? >> jimmy: was there a guy at the top smoking? >> there was a guy who started his shift, we were very early. he comes up to us and he just started saying names of cities. dallas. seattle. los angeles. we're like, yes, those are places in america.

[ laughter ] and then actually he brought out what -- he was setting up all this -- you don't slide on your bum, you get on an actual she had that has a brake. >> jimmy: like an alpine slide. >> yeah, yeah. and while he was setting all of that up, he like brought out his cell phone and he was showing us like the celebrities that had gone down the lunl. >> jimmy: who were are the celebrities? >> one of them was steve nash. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the basketball player. >> yeah, the canadian basketball player. >> jimmy: the great canadian basketball player. [ cheers and applause ] did he specifically only show you canadian celebrities? >> no, there are only five. he only had the one. sir ian mac kellen was another one. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i'd love to see him on a luge. >> right? >> jimmy: that doesn't sound right. >> that is so true, i wish they had video of that. we went down and it was like -- i was giggling like a child the whole way. >> jimmy: did tom go on the luge? i imagine him just jumping off the great wall of china.

>> no, he wasn't with us. that is something, yeah, he would have just like -- >> jimmy: was it intimidating with tom? i saw the movie and enjoyed it. you guys are running from the government, basically. >> yes, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: through the whole thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes literally running. and tom was like, you know, like the world's fastest man. >> he is so fast. >> jimmy: is he that fast? >> he is so fast. no, seriously. i had to do so much training. and i had actually started this movie, i broke my leg the summer before. i got off crutches and immediately went into the training for this film. and i'm very competitive. >> jimmy: you are, okay. >> yeah, and we would do training on a treadmill. my goal was to get up to 22 miles an hour. you run for like five seconds and you just try to stay on. >> jimmy: isn't that the speed at which a cheetah runs? >> i'm going to say yes. >> jimmy: wow, 22 miles an hour. >> that was like the goal. and i was like -- and i finally achieved that goal.

and i like -- i felt so good about myself. and then tom comes into the pain cave, which we call the place we train. which is aptly named i will go on to say. and he's like, what'd you get up today? he knew i'd been training. i said, i got to 22. what's your highest? he's like, oh, 30, 31. >> jimmy: he does not run 31 miles an hour. [ laughter ] >> i mean, apparently. when we were shooting, it was like -- it was so hard to keep up with him. >> jimmy: i am going to race him tomorrow when he comes in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i would really lake to see that. >> jimmy: 31 mires. miles an hour. >> you can ask hill, i bet he knows the number. >> jimmy: of course he knows the number. he probably knows it to the hundredth of a-mile-per-hour. let me ask you if you do a quick favor. if you don't want to do this -- this is a can of beans. >> okay. >> jimmy: i know, of course you're in the avengers movies. what i'd like you to do is spill this can of beans onto that

poster and then all you have to say is "that was everything." >> okay. >> jimmy: look in the camera, "that was everything." >> simple. >> jimmy: okay, i think we'll maybe get a lot of online action out of this. all right. just dump that right on the sign. and say "that was everything." >> that was everything. >> jimmy: perfect. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm going to eat the rest. when we post that story online, the stories that link to it will say the following words. "copy smulders spills the beans on avengers infinity war and it was everything." all right? we're about to get a billion views on youtube. cobie smulders, everybody! "jack reacher: never go back" opens in theaters friday. we'll be back with music from the 1975. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. vanilla so good.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. vanilla so good. >> jimmy: i want to thank ewan mcgregor, cobie smulders, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is their album, here with the song "somebody else," the 1975! ♪ ♪ so i heard you found somebody else and at first i thought it was a lie ♪ ♪ i took all my things that make sounds the rest i can do without

i don't want your body ♪ ♪ but i hate to think about you with somebody else our love has gone cold ♪ ♪ you're intertwining your soul with somebody else i'm looking through you ♪ ♪ while you're looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else ♪ ♪ no i don't want your body but i'm picturing your body with somebody else ♪ ♪ come on baby

♪ this ain't the last time that i'll see your face and come on baby you said you'd find ♪ ♪ someone to take my place oh i just don't believe that you have got it in you cause we are just gonna ♪ ♪ keep doin it and every time i start to believe in anything you're saying i'm reminded that i should ♪ ♪ be getting over it i don't want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else i'm looking through you ♪ ♪ while you're looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i can't give you my soul ♪ ♪ cause we're never alone get someone you love get someone you need ♪ ♪ that get money i can't give you my soul ♪ ♪ cause we're never alone ♪ ♪

♪ no i don't want your body but i'm picturing your body with somebody else ♪ our love has gone cold ♪ you're intertwining your soul with somebody else i'm looking through you ♪ ♪ while you're looking through your phone and then leaving with somebody else ♪ ♪ no i don't want your body but i'm picturing your body with somebody else ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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