we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. for sandhya and la thank you, so much. i couldn't be happier. i'll meet you there. i'm leaving in five minutes. come in! the limo's on its way right now. >> hey, neil patrick. great job. unbelievable. you killed it. the oscars are dead now. nobody can host them again. >> you're so sweet. thanks. and good luck to you tonight. are you ready? >> well, almost, almost. one thing i got to do beforehand. hey, do you remember the first time we met? >> ah -- >> it was at a party. >> christmas party. >> that's right. >> that's right. in 2002 -- >> 2003. white elephant gift exchange. you brought something to the white elephant and i wound up with it and i was going through my hope chest today and i hung onto it. recognize this? >> wow. that's crazy that you still have

that. >> yeah, because i figured, you know, you never know when you might want to use it. here we are. thought i might use it now. >> now? >> yeah, now. >> you can't redeem them 12 years later. >> you can't? really? is that in the fine print? >> i made that -- >> there's no fine print. i'm sure the police would be happy to know you're passing out bogus coupons. >> i'm not -- >> okay, maybe we should redeem these. >> okay, great. what would you like to redeem? >> i would like one free hug. >> all right, jimmy. >> that's nice. that will give you some confidence tonight. >> great. you deserve it. >> thank you very much. >> you -- >> wait, wait, i really could use one free compliment. >> you -- look fine.

>> that's not very much of a compliment. i was hoping for something more substantial. >> you're a very sweet man. you're talented and you're kind and i actually do enjoy spending time with you. >> oh. give me another hug. that one was free. >> i'm glad. >> thanks, jimmy. >> i got to -- >> yeah, well, i got another coupon. it's one free homecooked meal. >> we're not even in a home. this is my dressing room. >> so hungry. >> i -- there's not even -- >> i'm not picky. i'll take anything. >> here. peanuts and some vodka? >> yes. i will take those things. thank you very much. >> whoa, look at the time. >> hang on here one second, okay? >> oh, my god. okay. one last coupon. free night of babysitting. >> tonight? >> yeah. is that a problem? >> jimmy, i'm on my way to the "vanity fair" party. >> i'm on my way to do a show. you signed a legal document here.

signed a legal document, so -- this is appelonia. she needs to be fed every two hours by breast. thank you so, so, so much. thanks so much, neil. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight -- john travolta. sean penn. jennifer aniston. john krasinski. eddie redmayne. emily blunt. gary oldman. jeff bridges. susan sarandon. benedict cumberbatch. and others. with cleto and the cletones! and now, for your consideration, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. too much already. thank you, cleto. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy kimmel, thanks to you for coming. thanks for watching at home. welcome to the least exclusive afterparty in town. i'm glad you're still with us. i know it was a long show. is that polish guy still on stage talking about his kids? here's the thing. there are a lot of awards they gave out. if you win for best short film, you don't get to make a long speech. [ laughter ] if you can't be bothered to make a whole movie -- you get to thank one of your parents and that's it. it was raining all day today here in hollywood. the red carpet was soaked. poor giuliana rancic. you know her, from e news, we lost her down a storm drain. unbelievable. the first day it rains in l.a. in i don't know how many weeks is oscar sunday. i think we finally have

definitive proof that god is black. this was the whitest oscars since 1998. which, on one hand, is a bummer, but on the other hand, congratulations to white people. we did it again. it was also the most predictable oscar show in quite some time. j.k. simmons won best supporting actor. patricia arquette won best supporting actress. and in her speech, demanded equal pay for working women. which got a big round of applause. i wonder if that's a way of her telling us ethan hawke got more money in "boyhood." julianne moore won for her role in "still alice," a movie that not a single person saw. not even julianne moore herself saw it. incredible performance. not once during the movie was she not alice. she's still alice right now. best picture went to "birdman,"

a great movie but only grossed $35 million in the united states. with the exception of "american sniper," this year's best picture nominees didn't make a lot of money at the box office. but the academy awards is, of course, one of the most hyped events of the year. you hear so much about it. everyone is talking about it. so, there's a lot of pressure to have an opinion about which movies and actors will win. even if you haven't seen any of them. we sent a camera onto hollywood boulevard to ask people what they thought about some real nominated movies and about some things we made up in this special oscar night edition of "lie-witness news." >> what did you think of helen mirren's performance as cate blanchett as judi dench as larry bird in "birdman?" was it powerful? >> it was very powerful. i definitely recommend seeing it. the whole time, you are sitting in the seat, and you are trying to fight different kinds of

emotions out of it. it was something i recommend seeing. >> did you think it was overkill that julianne moore cried for a full 90 minutes in "cry face" or was that just right? >> it was just right. it's never an overkill to cry. just let it out. >> what did you think of the controversial moment at the beginning of "boyhood" when they killed the boy right off the bat? >> it was pretty emotional it was a good movie. >> did you think that it was right that ethan hawke would throw him into an active volcano? >> um -- yes and no. i mean, i'm sure there's reasons either way. >> how do you think angelina jolie did as rosa parks in "selma?" was that powerful? >> yes, definitely. very powerful. >> do think she brought a sexiness to that scene on the bus? >> absolutely. bringing sexiness to everything, i think. >> what did you think of that beautiful moment when eddie redmayne got up out of his wheelchair and punched albert einstein in the face? >> i thought it was beautiful. i wish i could have been there to see it in real life. >> what did you think of meryl streep's performance in "too

stoned to function?" >> i don't know if she was in that movie. it's pretty funny. >> obviously i didn't understand a word you just said. >> that's good. >> did you like al pacino in the "scarface" sequel "direct to t-shirt?" >> oh, yeah, yeah. it was great. i definitely enjoyed it. >> your favorite part? >> i would say the beginning. i liked the beginning. >> how do you think benedict cumberbatch's impressions were in "the imitation game?" >> i thought they were real well. i didn't know too much about it, but it was a nice movie. entertaining. >> did you know that the mathematician alan turning was such a ham? >> no, i didn't know that. i didn't know that. >> was it great to see him do frank sinatra? >> yes, real funny. >> what did you think of his frank sinatra? >> i thought it was real good. >> what was the favorite song? >> i don't remember. it was -- did he sing "new york, new york?" >> yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> what did you think of the woody allen movie, "let's all forget about what happened."

>> it was pretty good. nothing that, you know, made me do flips or anything, but i thought it was pretty good. >> did you enjoy the movie "i'll lie about anything?" >> yeah, that was really good. >> will you lie about anything? >> yeah, i would lie about a lot of stuff. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: finest actors in the world are right out on our street. we have a super star-filled show for you tonight from beginning to end. john travolta is with us. this is the coolest thing. he flew himself here in his personal jet. which is weird, because he's right across the street. he literally could have walked here, but no. also tonight, we have oscar-winner eddie redmayne, benedict cumberbatch, jennifer aniston, sean penn and many, many more. and for good reason. this is our tenth annual "after the oscars" special. stay up! let's never stop watching television, okay? [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello and welcome back to the tenth annual "after the oscars" special. john travolta is here and not only that, what you see behind me right now is something we've been working on for quite some time. cisco built us this huge, unbelievable video wall. we call it "the wall of america." and here it is, for the first time.

[ cheers and applause ] so, these people, you see on the wall are looking in on us live from their homes. hello, everybody. how are you doing? look at this. we have new york, we have indiana, we got new york again, we got -- let's talk to candy in chicago. she's up in the top right corner. hello, candy. how are you? >> hello! >> where are you -- there you are. what's going on with your friend there? >> i know, she's putting in the -- >> jimmy: i see. did you guys just have an oscar viewing party? >> we did, my girlfriend has, like, an amazing screening room downstairs, we watched it down there. >> jimmy: you have diplomas all over the wall. what's going on? are these your i.t. guys at home? >> believe it or not, yes. >> jimmy: tell the guy -- oh, hello there. >> that's my i.t. guy! >> jimmy: let's see who else we have on the wall. how about this gentleman down here in the tuxedo? he's dressed very fancy. let's bring him up. well, hello there, what is your name, sir? >> i'm kevin hart! you know who i am. >> jimmy: you do look just like

kevin hart. kevin, you're at the governor's ball, huh? >> i'm at the governor's ball right now, man. so much mayhem going on behind me as we speak. so much mayhem. i'm over here taking shots of water. >> jimmy: oh, look at this. >> unbelievable. listen, look who i found. that's eddie murphy. >> jimmy: i don't think eddie can hear me. >> he can't. i got the ear piece in. i'm not giving eddie the ear piece. he has to figure out whatever you're saying. eddie doesn't quite know how this technology works yet. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. >> this is all new age to eddie right now. he's trying to figure out how i'm talking to you. >> jimmy: eddie, i can't hear you and you can't hear me, but that's -- well, there goes eddie. he's gone. kevin, describe the scene there at the governor's ball. everybody comes there after the show, right? look at this. >> well, first of all, i don't know if you want me describing

it. ah -- i'm looking at oprah -- oprah's over there. you just saw eddie, i mean -- goodness. i mean -- listen, i'll be here all day if i start naming the people here. here's the good news. i'm here. this is a big deal for me. this is huge. >> jimmy: will you do me a favor? will you do me a big favor and at some point in the night, go by oprah's table, put a shot of tequila down on the table and say, this is from mr. kimmel. >> not only will i not do that, i am going to -- i'm going to, matter fact, i'll have a waiter do it and leave a note that said mr. kimmel said take this but i know you guys are close -- i will do it, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, kevin. >> i know you guys are close. for you, i do it. if oprah punches me in the face, me and you got a problem, okay? >> jimmy: don't worry. oprah will not punch you in the face. thank you very much, kevin. that's kevin hart.

he's at the governor's ball. >> love you, jimmy. love you, man. take it easy. >> jimmy: love you, too. see, now, that is -- that's a very good wall. if you want to be a part of the wall of america, go to jimmykimmellive.com, click the wall of america banner to be right here in studio with us live through the magic of the internet just like kevin hart was. why do i have a feeling we're going to get nothing but naked people? as you know, this is a special night, it's oscar night, a night most actors dream of, but very few of them get there alone. almost every academy-award-winning actor has a teacher to whom they owe a great debt. and tonight, we pay tribute to one who towers above them all, the greatest most prolific and revered acting coach who ever lived. ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: my name is jim kimmel and i teach. >> what is the kimmel school of perfect acting? well, quite simply, it's the greatest acting school there ever was or ever will be. >> jimmy: every moment in which you are not acting, is a moment that you are dying. >> you don't take jim's class to feel comfortable. you take jim's class to be pushed. >> genius doesn't begin to describe jim. >> he's a master. >> jimmy: i am not simply a teacher. i am a sculptor. and with these hands, this and this, i have molded some of the finest actors of this generation. eddie, repeat after me. hello, i'm a fancy british man.

>> hello. i'm a fancy british man. >> jimmy: okay, are you british or are you from the philippines? [ laughter ] talk like british people. >> hello. >> hello. i'm -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why is it so difficult for you? you're from there. he's from there! >> his methods, they may seem controversial to some folks, but let me tell you, when someone lights your script on fire and duct tapes it to your hands, you're going to find a way to say your lines. >> jimmy: the critic is the enemy. and so we must meet the enemy head on. >> facing jim as a critic tested my limits as a performer and as a human being. >> jimmy: you act, i'll critic.

>> momma, it's time i told you the truth about me and ricky. >> jimmy: i saw "frozen" last night. it was [ bleep ]. >> i know daddy won't approve, but -- >> jimmy: so short. such a short little person. >> you can't stay here with daddy because -- >> jimmy: more like a hobbit than anything. >> he's no good for any of us. >>jimmy: speak up, muppet baby. >> i really just wish -- jim makes you face your worst fear. which is usually him. >> jim is -- well, he's like a father to me. i mean, so much so that one time he had me call my actual father and tell him to [ bleep ] off. >> okay, should i stand here? >> jimmy: should i stand here? >> excuse me? >> jimmy: excuse me? >> what are you doing? >> jimmy: what are you --

>> he's so in touch and he's just so generous. >> jimmy: there is an exercise that i call the distrust fall. your job is to fall -- fall. i will not catch you. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you trust me? >> yes. >> jimmy: you shouldn't. >> okay. >> jimmy: because i'm not going to catch you. >> correct. >> jimmy: when you fall, it will be onto the ground. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: eddie, i'd like you to scream cry the lines that you have. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: less screaming, more crying. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: there was no screaming at all there. it's called a scream cry. ahh --

>> ahh. >> jimmy: ahh -- >> ahh. >> jimmy: do you hear how terrible that was? that was terrible. sit down. fill the cup with tears. tilda swinton would have filled three, four cups of those by now. you realize that? who is my favorite student? that is a very difficult question to answer because i -- hate them all. so very much. >> jim told me -- he didn't think i could act my way out of a paper bag. so, he made me prove it. one small, onto the breach dear friends. once more. close up the wall. becomes a man of modest stillness and humanity. but when it blows into our ears, imitate the action of the tiger.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. we are live with our tenth annual "after the oscars" special right across the street from the dolby theatre in hollywood. we have good times tonight and we're going to keep it going all week with will smith, will forte, viola davis and prince royce, among others. and tomorrow night, warren g and kenny g join forces for mash-up monday number four and my guests will be chrissy teigen and the great laker kobe bryant will be here. >> jimmy! i did it, baby! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how are you? j.k. simmons, i see you had a good night. >> i did, yes, thank you, thank you. i won it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you won it? you won it. >> i mean, with -- so, we won it. >> jimmy: we won it. >> yes. >> jimmy: i won it. >> no, but -- i appreciate everything you did for me, the most brilliant acting coach. >> jimmy: interesting, you didn't thank me at the academy awards. >> yeah, i forgot. i forgot. when you're up there, it's live. >> jimmy: you forgot. >> you're very nervous. >> jimmy: you forgot the reason. >> thank you, thank you in front of all these people and america. >> jimmy: thank you for giving it to me.

thank you for giving it to me. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for giving it to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no. i never want to see that man again. our one and only guest tonight acts, he sings, he dances, he is the reason that our chills are multiplyin'. he's a two-time academy award-nominated actor and star of some of the best-loved movies ever. his latest is called "the forger," it opens april 24. please welcome john travolta! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming.

>> thank you. how are you? >> jimmy: that was exciting for me. >> everybody okay? thank you. i was all prepared to take a nap and now -- >> jimmy: no, no, no napping. we have to go all night long. you are going to these parties, right? >> yeah, there's a lineup. first, the governor's ball. wolfgang puck food and then you go to the "vanity fair" party. then you go to the madonna party. hopefully she's there. >> jimmy: i heard she's not going to be there. >> not this year, but yeah, hey, no cameras, no publicists, no business, just artists there dancing. >> jimmy: you will dance, because i would imagine when you go to a party, everyone wants you to dance and they want to play "stayin alive" and "grease" and they want to see you do that stuff. will you do that? >> i will. because the cool thing is to not make too big a deal of it so you

let someone like me dance for just the fun of it and not the show of it and then if you wanted a circle to go around you, you could invite a circle but i wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: i see. okay. >> i would just have fun. >> jimmy: you want to be one of the gang. people probably pass out when they see you dance. they are calling their friends, going, oh, my god, they're playing the bee gees and john travolta is dancing. >> that's probably true. >> jimmy: a lot of pressure is what it is. >> yeah, after i dance with princess diana, it was over. everybody needed a dance from me. >> jimmy: that's a pretty good -- that's a pretty good one. i wanted to tell you a story, because i know -- i see these photographs of you, like, taking pictures with people at weddings and stuff. it looks like you're being nice. and you never know what's going on, but 19 years ago, i was a radio disc jockey, and i worked at kroc here in l.a. my partner and l.a. decided we were going to sneak into the governor's ball. >> was i there? >> jimmy: you were there. it took us forever. we spent the whole day there. we camped out in the -- >> were you jimmy kimmel then? >> jimmy: legally, yes. but nobody -- i was just a radio guy. nobody would have known who i

was. so, we go to this thing and we're there and nobody wants to talk to us until we see you and we said, hey, we work at this radio station, we snuck in here, would you mind doing an interview with us? and you laughed and you were very nice and you did an interview with us. at the end of the interview said, are you guys hungry? we said, of course we are. you went and got us food and you put the food down in front of us. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: and went off on your merry way. thank you. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: that's a pretty nice thing to do. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you! i would have starved to death without you. john travolta saved my life that night! [ cheers and applause ] how old were you at your first oscar show? >> i was 23. >> jimmy: you were one of the youngest people ever nominated. >> i was one of the youngest people nominated. >> jimmy: who did you go to the show with? >> my mother and father. >> jimmy: mom and dad. >> and they were anxiously

waiting to see if i won or not, and my mom turned to my dad and said, did he win? and he said, no, and she said, good. and i said, why did mom say good? and he said, because she wanted you to have something to look forward to. >> jimmy: oh, that's very sweet. >> very sweet. and i actually didn't want to win. >> jimmy: why? >> i had no speech prepared and when stallone said, that young -- pause, new -- i thought, oh, god, i won, i have nothing to say. richard dreyfuss. and i was relieved. >> jimmy: you were? wow? >> i was relieved when, for "pulp fiction" i was nominated. when tom hanks won, i said, i was hoping you would win. he said, really? why? i said, i don't know. easier if you win. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, now, you presented tonight on -- i want to take a break and when we come back, i'd like to talk about the incident. i don't think you've explained what happened. >> i was in a chinook helicopter. that's the truth! >> jimmy: john travolta is here. we'll be right back. ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that is john travolta in "the forger." welcome back. we are live after the oscars. it's not enough that you sing and act and dance, you are also an artist, as well? >> well, i came from a family of some artists.

my grandfather, my dad, my brother, they were pretty good artists. i tried my hand at it years ago with watercolors. i got this role and they said, it's got to be oil. i said, well, in the movie, he's trying to save his son's life, his father's life and his own life because he's a forger. he's a professional forger. so, i thought, i better practice doing real paintings to see what it's like to have a gun to your head while you're panting. so, i went to asia and i studied with this amazing man who taught me some basic techniques -- >> jimmy: this is a guy that makes art forgeries? no, he's a real artist, but i met with two real forgers. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> one, a frenchman, they both have been in prison, and out for doing this very same thing and they revealed an alarming fact to me, that may be up to 50% of the actual, we think, authentic paintings are actually forged. >> jimmy: 50%? >> it's -- yeah. and, but the one beautiful thing -- but how -- can you tell the difference? he said, yes.

how? the frequency, the communication that the actual artist did is so much finer and better than the forger. but only the forger can tell the difference. very interesting. >> jimmy: that is interesting. by the way, i'm an art collector myself. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: when i was a kid, i had the welcome back kotter lunch box, and my wife managed to get the original art work for me. [ cheers and applause ] pretty -- i think -- i think it's pretty great. these are hanging on the wall in my office. look. you got an a in everything, too. >> do you guys think that jimmy and i look alike? we do, don't we? i can do this, what i did to eye -- with her that much. apparently i played with a chin too much. >> jimmy: you can never play with a woman's chin too much.

you famously, or infamously, you mispronounced her name. what happened there? >> okay, the truth. not the -- >> jimmy: yes. >> the truth is -- i was expected backstage and it was getting very close to the time i was supposed to go on and suddenly a page, an assistant to you grabbed me out of the seat, said, you're on in a minute and 15 seconds or something. i said, really? what happened to 15 minutes? well, you know, they didn't explain. well, later, i found out that my actual page got stuck in an elevator and couldn't communicate to anybody so the, you know, backup page came and rushed to get me. as i got back stage, i ran into goldie hawn. now goldie hawn is charismatic, sexy, beautiful, got the amazing thing. i was star struck. i'm star struck hugging and loving her up and forgetting that i have to go and do this bit. and they said, you're on. i said, goldie, are you going to one of the parties? okay, see you then. i said, oh, what, by the way, we

changed idina to a phenetic spelling. wait, what do you mean? so i go out there and i go -- i'm going, in my mind, like, what? what is that? i don't know that name. and it was this phonetic spelling, but i didn't rehearse it that way. >> jimmy: so, this was goldie hawn's fault. [ applause ] wow. i will never forgive her. >> she's had, like, one of the best years of her life in her career and she gives me credit for -- >> jimmy: she should give you money, never mind credit. thank you so much for coming. i really -- you know, i would like you to have one of these. would you like one of these? i would love you to have one of these. john travolta, everybody. "the forger" opens april 24th. we'll be back with part two of the kimmel school of perfect acting. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for being my plus one tonight. those of you who've been with us for the whole show know that i'm not merely the host of a late-night television show, i'm also the greatest acting teacher the world has ever known. i've touched so many lives and launched so many notable careers that we could not fit them all into one segment. so now i bring you the rest of my journey. the kimmel school of perfect acting part deux. [ applause ] ♪

>> hi. i'm sean penn and i'll be reading for robocop. his methods are, you know, a bit severe. he does this thing called smacting. the water's rising, martha. do you feel it? and you and i are drowning. >> i don't believe you, sean. do it again. >> the water's rising martha, and you and i -- sorry. the water's rising, martha. can you feel it? and you and i are drowning. slowly. >> jimmy: good, good. >> the pool noodle is the only way i can learn. >> jimmy: with an actor like

sean, sometimes one must turn to unorthodox methods. i'm sean penn. say it like you mean it. make love to the camera. pick the camera up. take it to your room and make love to it. and don't come back until you're finished. [ laughter ] >> jim's been my private coach for years now. he comes to my house. even when we don't have classes scheduled. he showers here. he eats my food. sleeps on my couch. >> we're out of pita crackers. >> sorry, sorry. >> when i'm looking at actors, i ask them one question. have you studied under kimmel? if the answer is yes, we can talk. if the answer is no, i tell cuba gooding jr. to go [ bleep ]

himself. >> jimmy: acting requires movement. movement requires expression. expression requires presence. and those who master presence may embody any role from that of leading man to -- >> can i get up now? >> jimmy: did i tell you to act like a chair? >> yes. >> jimmy: do chairs talk? >> i've been in the class for two years and, you know, i paid several thousands of dollars and, you know, he just has me play chairs and lamps and [ bleep ]. you need to graduate before i play people. and i'm like, you know, sir, i've been in [ bleep ] movies, you know, like huge -- >> jimmy: lamps don't talk. >> [ bleep ] kimmel. >> i was actually there during damon's lampshade work.

it's referred to as the lampshade class, really. and there was matt, so beautifully still and lamp like, you know, so realistic, really. i was never very good. i had problems. i'm still working on it. we've got a couple of classes, when is it, next thursday. yeah. got to work on it. >> jimmy: stand up and put your mouths on each other. go ahead. no kissing, just mouth putting. >> so, you don't -- >> jimmy: no questions. >> i apologize. >> jimmy: no kissing. mouths. now breathe your lines too one other.

don't speak. breathe. are you breathing? are you breathing? you're not breathing. you're not in love. >> we are in love. >> jimmy: you must be in love. >> we are in love. >> we are actually married. >> jimmy: you're not married. you are not married. john -- >> we're not married. >> when he's right, he's right. and -- and sacrifice is -- is art. >> i may be the dude, but jim is the dude behind the dude. not in a gay way. he's one dude behind another dude. >> i mean, classes are

expensive, but jim is so generous. if you can't pay, he works with you. well, he makes you work for him. i do his laundry. i buy his groceries. i walk his piglets. i don't know why he has so many. but one never judges the master. >> jim convinced me to take the role in "milk" even though i'm lactose intolerant. had to drink a gallon a day. it wasn't until i read the script until i found out there was no dairy involved. but end of the story -- this guy right here. >> i am embarrassed to say last year, i forgot to thank jim in my oscars speech and later that night, after the "vanity fair" party, he followed me home and bashed in all the windows of my car. i deserved it. >> jimmy: i believe that men were put upon this stage we

audaciously call earth to fill gaps between breaths with insolence, to enter, to exit, to speak our truth, to play our parts. the baby's role being to suckle to mother. the boy's role to run, to play. the lover, his hot pipe pulsing. the warrior will battle do. this is what i leave. -- this is what i believe. this is what i will leave behind. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> hey, jimmy, i did it. i did it, jimmy! jimmy? jimmy, i want to play a person.

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy? >> jimmy: thank you. it's our tenth annual "after the oscars" show. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i'd like to thank the academy. i'd like to thank john travolta, j.k. simmons, and all of my students except for matt damon. we're back to work tomorrow night with kobe bryant, chrissy teigen, mash-up monday music from warren and kenny g, and guillermo on the red carpet with the oscar stars. >> hi, i'm very excited. i have a very special surprise today. my tongue cam. that's right. for the first time, we're going to see all the tongue of the celebrities. you want to do the tongue cam? >> i want to do what? >> a tongue cam. >> what's that? >> here. open big. >> ahh! >> all right. good luck tonight. >> tongue cam. tongue cam. that's interesting. yeah, okay. is it white and fuzzy? >> say ahh. >> oh, my god, no, get away from me. >> say ahh! >> jimmy: we'll have more celebrity tongues tomorrow night. until then, thank you for

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