we appreciate your time. i'm dan >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, catherine zeta-jones -- from the houston rockets, james harden -- chris pratt with the new "guardians of the galaxy" trailer -- and music from hank "the hawk" knutley -- and now, sure enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for coming. you're very nice. you're here. you're here, by the way, this is a special night tonight. tonight we're having a trump-free tuesday. [ cheers and applause ]

the president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. we're going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. the reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. tonight, if anyone says the name of the orange-colored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put $100 in that jar that guillermo's holding right there, okay? [ cheers and applause ] that's the rule, applies to everyone, you understand? guillermo, just to recap. people have to put $100 in the jar if they say what? >> guillermo: uh -- [ laughter ] ? go . >> jimmy: good, he's smarter than he looks. here in l.a. everyone somehow is still talking about the end of the oscars on sunday. which is funny. i feel we discovered some microscopic form of life on another planet it would be a big deal for 31 hours before we forgot about it. this envelope seems to have captured our imagination in ways

i never thought possible for an office supply. this is the "new york post" today. they put a picture of the guy who handed over the wrong envelope on the front page. terrible, i know, i feel bad for him. he's managing partner for price waterhouse cooper, he's the guy responsible. zoom in if we could. who does he look like to you? [ laughter ] like a handsome matt damon. the plot thickens. turns out matt damon is bad at two jobs! today by the way is mardi gras. also known as fat tuesday. it's the only day of the year when you're allowed to eat a cake with a baby in it. [ laughter ] here in hollywood we celebrate fat tuesday differently. here fat tuesday means eating a carb. [ laughter ] it's kind of true. there's a woman i knew, i knew of her, someone's yoga teacher. what i remember is she never ate carbs, never ate anything

really, but once a week she would treaters to a single scoop of brown rice. [ laughter ] isn't that the saddest thing you ever heard? meanwhile, they're going nuts in new orleans right now. there's only about 20 minutes of mardi gras left. the party started january 6th and shuts down cold at midnight. 12:01 a.m., the police come in, ash wednesday begins, and mardi gras, for real, it's over. then we can't get publicly hammered and expose ourselves until st. patrick's day. like two weeks. it's easy to forget mardi gras as religious celebration. there are festivals all over the world. this is a video from cologne, germany. they have a big carnival the monday before ash wednesday. what they call rose monday, yesterday. this guy coming up dressed as jesus has got a big wooden cross. and you see. he didn't check the clearance.

it was a close call. we have a great show tonight. kathericatherine zeta jones is with us. from the houston rockets james harden. performing and sitting in with the cletones, hank "the hawk" nuttily. welcome, hank. [ cheers and applause ] you're wearing mardi gras beads, are you from new orleans? >> no, no. >> jimmy: what songs are you going to sing? we're excited to have you here. >> i'm going to sing "trapped in the garage." "trapped in the garage part 2." i'm going to sing "watch your mouth." i'm going to sing "stabbed to life." >> jimmy: stabbed to life? >> yes. >> jimmy: that sounds great, all right. hey, what's the story with your dog here? this is my service dog, name is henry, i'd like to take a moment to thank him for his service.

>> jimmy: oh, hey, thank you, henry. [ cheers and applause ] hi, henry. all right. henry doesn't know what the hell's going on. hank and henry are here. today by the way is the last day of february. but march madness is already beginning. warren buffett, the billionaire, is offering his employees, if one of his more than 377,000 employees at berkshire hathaway correctly picks all the teams that make it to the sweet 16, that person gets $1 million a year for life. not you guys. [ laughter ] you have to work there. the winner of our ncaa pool gets like a $25 gift card to olive garden. that is a very generous win. sounds like a great way to -- what do you say if you win, thanks, boss, i quit? this is what i would buy if i

won that money. a robot at boston robotics, a company owned by google. the robot's name is handle. i don't know what they're planning to do with it but i'm scared. watch how this thing moves. it seems to -- it goes down stairs, it can go out to the mailbox. it dances. i think maybe they put michael jackson's ghost in this thing. [ laughter ] because it's -- this will be the new uber that will grab you, take you to your destination, whether you want it or not. i'm not sure why but in addition to it being mardi gras, today is also national tooth fairy day. so go eat a tooth or something to celebrate. according to a new survey, they do surveys every year, tooth fairy payments are at an all-time high, parents give an average of $4.66 per tooth, up 75 cents. the tooth fairy left $290 million under pillows last year.

i think the tooth fairy might be dealing meth or something. [ laughter ] the experts believe that the tooth fairy payout is a good indicator of how well the economy is going. when times are good the tooth fairy leaves more money. bad, she leaves a subway punch card with two holes in it. when i was a kid i got a quarter for the first tooth i lost. for every tooth after that i got a note, "you think i'm made out of quarters? " the tooth fairy is fine. we need a blue tooth fairy that will leave you money if you take that earpiece out of your -- ♪ >> jimmy: what are you doing? >> making sure the guitar is right. >> jimmy: i'm in the middle of the monologue. >> oh, you could hear that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i could, it got through. >> sorry. >> jimmy: i don't think henry heard it. >> sorry. >> jimmy: that's all right. we'll get to you later. >> okay, very good.

>> jimmy: just got a glance at that. i think we'd forgotten that was happening. all right. you spacex, the company owned by elon musk? sometime next year they're going to send two people on a trip around the moon. it will cost tens of millions of dollars per passenger. they didn't say how many tens of millions. i guess you don't have to pay extra for bags, they're included. they say the trip will last about a week. which is -- i think i get the gist of being in space after about a day. you know? you float around. eat some of that freeze dried ice cream. day two, maybe did the same stuff again. day three, i'd be mad there's no wi-fi. i'd be trying to get netflix on the craft. i guess that's exciting, i don't know. i have something i think will be more exciting. i have an opportunity tonight for those sitting in our audience, every night we have celebrity guests who come to the show to promote their various projects. our studio audience never gets a chance to promote any of the exciting things happening in

their lives. i want to change that. it's time now for our first-ever installment of "what do you have to plug?" i'm looking for an audience member, yes, with something to -- okay, we'll start -- okay. yeah, lady with the black -- okay. lady with the black sweater action what is your name? >> herrera from seattle. >> jimmy: what do you have to influencing? >> my niece hobby plays on the lady thunder team in tacoma, they're having a fund-raiser on saturday at applebee's. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> 8:00 to 10:00 a.m. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what sport is it? >> basketball. >> jimmy: oh, basketball, good. then people can come to that and do what? >> go and buy breck fast and they'll donate part of the proceeds to the team, helps for travel, coaching. it's totally nonprofit. >> jimmy: we got it, very good. good plug, all right. [ cheers and applause ] all right, right here, yes, what's your name?

where are you from? >> my name is jeff. >> jimmy: hi jeff, how are you going? >> good, thank you. i just moved here from boston. >> jimmy: oh, wow, welcome. welcome. >> thank you. i'm here for stick figure music, my friend is a reggae band -- >> jimmy: your brother has a reggae band? white guys and reggae bands, those are the best reggae bands. >> i know, check him out. itunes or stickfiguremusic.com. >> jimmy: a good plug for your brother. [ cheers and applause ] one more. this gentleman here in the leather jacket. what's your name, where are you from? >> do i stand up? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you must have been popular in

line, i guess, huh? what's your name? your name? where are you from? >> oh. hi, jimmy. my name's chris. >> jimmy: hi, chris. >> from lake stevens, washington. >> jimmy: very good. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. what do you do for a living, chris? >> i'm an actor. >> jimmy: really. oh. you look like a toll booth operator or something. [ laughter ] >> no, no, i'm an actor. >> jimmy: you look like a dog washer or maybe a guy that carries buckets around. do you work with buckets or anything like that? >> uh -- no, no. i do the acting thing. >> jimmy: we'll agree to disagree, i guess. >> okay. >> jimmy: something you'd like to plug tonight? >> yes. i'm here to plug a new movie. >> jimmy: oh, like a youtube thing or something? >> no, no. it's a real movie. it's open may 5th, "guardians of the galaxy volume ii." [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: congratulations. i've never heard of it but congratulations. that sounds great. >> yeah, no, yeah -- the first movie was -- it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: people saw it? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was the original, the first one called? >> the first one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> was called "guardians of the galaxy." and we'd made one called "guardians of the galaxy volume ii." >> jimmy: none of this rings a bell, can i be honest? >> totally. >> jimmy: what is the movie about? >> i play a character called peter quill. he's also known as starlord. >> jimmy: okay. >> there's a hot green alien. we save the universe. there's a raccoon who has a machine gun. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> talks a lot of smack. there's a sentient tree who only knows how to say his own name. >> jimmy: are you on drugs or

something? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no? okay. >> no, i'm not. it's a really good movie. i think people are going to like it. [ cheers and applause ] i talked to your producers. i brought a clip. like a preview. >> jimmy: oh, really. [ cheers and applause ] all right, fine. this is the trailer for what's it called? "garble galaxy"? >> "gar are guardians of the galaxy volume ii." >> jimmy: here it is, what he said. >> hope you're ready. going to be here any minute. is that a rifle? >> you don't know what a rifle looks like? >> swords, guns. i guess we're doing guns now, i didn't know that. ♪ ♪ >> i see it within you.

fear. jealousy. betrayal. it is our duty to cleanse the universe of the weak. >> they told me you people were conceited douchebags. >> dude. >> i'm using my wrong eyes. >> put your seat belts on! >> we're saving the galaxy again? >> yep. >> awesome! ♪ you would never break the chain ♪ ♪ chain keep us together >> hi! >> yeah! ♪ chain keep us together >> sometimes the thing you're searching for your whole life was right here by your side all along. >> you're right. >> love. family.

♪ chain keep us together [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the movie you're in? >> yeah. >> jimmy: just to recap. herrera's niece has a fund-raiser at applebee's in tacoma. jeff's brother's band -- don't bother with that. and chris has got a new movie about outer space. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, from the rockets, james harden is here. be right back with catherine zeta jones! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: that's all right, "hawk" sitting in with the cletones. tonight from the houston rockets, a great player with a great beard. he is an mvp candidate for certain, james harden is here. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night alec baldwin will be with us, luke evans and we'll have music from tuxedo. and on thursday adam pally and president george w. bush. not together. they will be here separately, individually, correct? i want to mention -- a live album. it's hank nuttily, "in your face." it's available now. hank "the hawk" nuttily.

why do they call you the hawk? >> originally it started as a sex move i invented which i adapted into a fighting style. so i come to be known for both those things simultaneously. >> jimmy: oh, well. that's different from what i expected it to be. it's a great story. >> very hank. >> jimmy: extremely hank. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress married to an oscar-winning actor, they have two lovely children, neither of whom have been not nated but they're young. you can see her in the new ryan murphy anning to "feud" it premieres march 5th on fx. please welcome kathericatherine jon jones! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: wonderful to have you here. >> it's so -- thank you, refer are everybody. it's so lovely. >> jimmy: you've never been here before, how's it going so far? >> it's going great, really great, yeah? did you come out for the oscars? >> no, no, i didn't. i did watch it. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> at home with my husband, my kids, my mom and dad. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and my brother, whose birthday it is today, lindon is in the green room. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday, london. it was a bit dramatic. we had a power cut in the street. we've got me and michael going, do they know it's oscar night. >> jimmy: a lot of disasters happened. we lost power and everything. >> first of all, can i just say you did a fantastic job. [ cheers and applause ] i felt that i was part of the party and that continued right up to the end when everyone starts to cry. >> jimmy: right. that's nice. you did say the power went out. did you actually see it? >> no, i did see it, yeah.

we saw it on our -- on the tv screen that i bought my husband to bribe him to move house. >> jimmy: oh, really. your husband is the subject of the big tv screen. i want to ask you about this, when you won the oscar, this was -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i think i hold the record of carrying the biggest jugs to the oscars. i was ten days before i gave birth to our daughter. >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> it was a special night. >> jimmy: had she ever watched video of her mom -- >> oh, i let her know, baby, i carried you around. when i was less pregnant they invite med to sing live with queen latifah, one of the original -- >> jimmy: oh, right. >> which i thought was a wonderful, wonderful idea. a real honor. >> jimmy: and? >> until ten days before i was about to give birth, i'm on a hydraulic lift going up going, what the -- was i thinking?

>> jimmy: yeah, it seems unwise. >> it got through it though. >> jimmy: you know what, you're -- >> it's nerve-racking. were you nervous before you did that? >> jimmy: of course i was nervous. >> it's terrifying. >> jimmy: especially if you're pregnant and on a hydraulic lift. [ laughter ] >> yeah, pregnant on a hydraulic lift. >> jimmy: i mean, they have problems with envelopes, let alone a high dramaic lift. years later you look back on that fondly. are your kids interested in being in show business? >> they are, they are. >> jimmy: is that good? or no? >> i just -- i know it's going to be hard for them because they've got their grandfather kirk, they've got me, they have their -- they have michael. but they so inherently love it. they're good. they go to summer camp every year, they do three musicals and straight plays, they love it. i've had a wonderful life in this business. so i only -- if they want to do it, they know the hardships and the percentages of who makes it and who doesn't. so i just think that they've got -- they've got the talent. and i know that they have the

drive. >> jimmy: what did your parent dozen for a living? >> they're in the green room too. my dad owned a candy factory, we call it sweet factories, my mother was a seamstress. i was brought up with her sticking me with pins for costumes. >> jimmy: you decided that you wanted to be a performer, this kind of thing? >> i did. >> jimmy: they were supportive of it. >> they were supportive, very supportive. >> jimmy: what candy did your dad make? >> hard boiled sweets, rock candy. >> jimmy: the worst ones. >> the ones that give you ulcers on the roof of your mouth. >> jimmy: did they put that on the packaging? >> no, no. back then they didn't do anything. no seat belts. >> jimmy: no slogan saying "they give you ulcers on the roof of your mouth"? >> they say, one day if you eat this you too could be on the jimmy kimmel show! >> jimmy: almost like having an ulcer on your mouth. when we come back, we'll talk about this project when is a highly anticipated project in which you, a movie star, play

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together. and how that happened and what happened afterwards, well. well, that was a story and a feud of biblical proportions. >> what was behind their feud? why did they hate each other so much? >> feuds are never about hate. feuds are about pain. >> jimmy: catherine zeta jones in "feud" which premieres sunday, march 5th, on fx, this sunday. you're playing a movie legend, olivia dehavilland, were you even aware of her work? >> oh, yes, very much so aware of her work. she's still with us, living in france. she's six months older than my father-in-law, kirk douglas. >> jimmy: and your father-in-law -- >> she turned 100 in the summer, he turned 100 last december. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable, wow.

>> and my father-in-law knew her. my father-in-law knew all these women in that time. >> jimmy: a photograph of your father-in-law. wow. he's really whispering sweet nothings. >> i know. the little tinker. >> jimmy: did you ask him about her before you played her? >> i did. i asked him about all of them, actually. i asked him about olivia. what do you know? he went, aah, olivia. i went, oh. his wife was sitting at lunch, i said i'd leave it at that. i said, what about bette like? >> jimmy: bette davis? >> he said, she was a real broad, she said it the way it was, she didn't give a hoot what people thought. i thought, how was joan crawford? he said, she was out of her [ bleep ]ing mind. [ cheers and applause ] okay, that's all i need to know. thanks, kirk. i really could sit there for hours with him. >> jimmy: i bet. >> and he's just -- the stories.

you think of the hollywood system back then. boy, it was tough. you know, it's tough for women today. but it was really tough then. all those women, and men, it was tough for kirk, were thrown into this stable. they're all pitted against each other to see who would get the right role of the season, if a script was coming in. >> jimmy: you did what you were told, basically. >> you did what you were told. there were strict rules. sometimes you dated who they said because they had to feed the gossip columnists. >> jimmy: it's amazing. it really is. >> it was tough. these women were tough. my character olivia, we think of her as melody in "gone with the wind." mellie to vivian leigh's scarlett o'hara. she was tough, she went up against the hollywood system, she won. then she kind of removed herself from the rat race and lived in france. met a friend of my mother-in-law's. and married him. and been living in france. >> jimmy: she's 100 years old, which is unbelievable.

>> whatever she's doing, i want some of that. >> jimmy: your husband went through difficult times. he was forced to play matt damon's lover -- >> jimmy, feuds. as i said in the clip -- >> jimmy: they're not about? >> feuds are about pain. >> jimmy: they're about pain, okay. >> you have to say it twice. >> jimmy: feuds are about pain. >> wait. about pain. >> jimmy: about pain. >> that's it. that's all you have to think about. >> jimmy: i was thinking what a pain it must have been to be with matt damon all day long. [ laughter ] about pain. again. >> i know there's an issue with you guys. >> was it weird when he would come home smelling like him? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you're a very tolerant person. >> yeah, i'm a very tolerant person. i understand your pain. >> jimmy: yeah. well, thank you. my pain. again. thank you very much for being here. i look forward to seeing it. [ cheers and applause ] "feud" premieres sunday march 5th on fx.

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>> jimmy: we are back. that is nate "the hawk" knutly sitting in with the cletones. we're getting a nice view of henry here. and of course your many cans of arizona iced tea. you like that stuff, huh? >> it's my fuel. >> jimmy: no less than the great kobe bryant said if he were to choose one player to build a team around, it would be this man. he is a five-time all-star from the houston rockets, please welcome james harden. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: look at you, you're

big. you're a good-looking man, i have to say. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: seeing you in person. >> i appreciate that. >> like the beard, i think you made the right decision, it's your trademark now, you can't shave that now. >> what are you doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm trying to get a trademark going of my own. >> i see, i see, i see. >> jimmy: this is an interesting thing. your agent is now the general manager of the los angeles lakers. >> yes. >> jimmy: does that mean he's your agent anymore? >> it's over. >> jimmy: it's over? >> i mean, i told him a once in a lifetime opportunity to be the general manager of the lakers? you got to take it. i'm happy for him. he's happy. best of luck to him. >> jimmy: do you need an agent? i would love to represent you. are you entertaining offers? having meetings? >> no, i still have an agent. >> jimmy: you do. >> yeah, she's my agent. >> jimmy: well, all right. you know, i want to ask about this, i don't know who made this deal for you. you've got this candy now which i guess it's kind of a big deal for an athlete. [ laughter ] to be on a candy.

i'm going to open this. i'm interested in the candy itself. because it really, boy, tell you what it looks just like you. [ laughter ] >> taste it, go ahead. taste it. >> jimmy: it tastes like you do. [ laughter ] >> oh my god. >> jimmy: is that exciting to have your own candy? >> yeah, as kids, adults, everyone loves candy. >> jimmy: reggie jackson had his own candy bar. do you even know who reggie jackson is? >> ehh. >> jimmy: oh, no! you kids today. yankees fans are crying in new york right now. yeah. yeah, no, reggie was a baseball player. >> yeah. old school. i know reggie jackson, i do. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you don't have to know who these people are. you're making -- kobe bryant said on this very show, i asked him if there was one guy he'd want. who would it be?

he said it was you. you were a lakers fans as a kid. [ cheers and applause ] >> coming from kobe, that's an honor. i just try to compete at a high level every night. coming from him, one of the best to ever do it, means a lot to me. >> jimmy: cuttidid you get exci when you heard he said that? had he said it to you personally? >> we talk, we're really good friends. he's never told me that in person. >> jimmy: what was it like the first time he played against him? he's your favorite player. what does that feel like? >> nervous in the beginning. then once the ball -- he had the ball, and i was guarding him. i had to try to stop him. i had no other choice. >> jimmy: you guys played in a kind of pickup game. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is it called? >> the d-league. >> jimmy: here in down during the nba lockout? >> lockout, summertime. it's like washington park. it was just a little small gym. >> jimmy: kids play there? >> kids play there. he came out. i had 50 points, though. >> jimmy: how many did he have if.

>> um -- he had like 40? but he had the game winner. >> jimmy: he had the game winner, of course. that's what he does. is he the most competitive guy you've played against? >> yes, for sure. for sure. he shows it on the court as well. just by his demeanor. >> jimmy: are you glad you could have to play defense him? >> i think we all miss him, he's a legend. >> jimmy: do you ever have any -- >> i'm in season, he doesn't want them problems anymore. >> jimmy: he doesn't want that from you? >> he's too old now. >> jimmy: 48 double-doubles this year. which is astonishing. do you feel like you are the mvp? the most valuable player of the league? [ cheers and applause ] you can see how far the lakers have fallen that you're now in l.a. and people are rooting for a houston rocket.

but do you, inside yourself, feel like you are the most valuable player? >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. preseason, or before the season started, they predicted us to be like 10th. now we're 3rd. the third best record overall in the nba. you know, it just -- from last year, we barely made the playoffs. now we have an opportunity to contend for a title. >> jimmy: you don't need an agent, sounds like you've got it covered. i want to show you have a new shoe. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which as very big deal, people lined up somewhere sleeping in tents waiting for this thing to come out. james harden is with us from the houston rockets. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ come on.

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♪ >> jimmy: here's james harden on the cover of "sports illustrated." look at that, the cover the "sports illustrated," that's a big thing.

reggie jackson was on the cover of "sports illustrated." congratulations on that. >> thank you, appreciate that. >> jimmy: this is your new sneaker. what's the name of the sneaker? >> harden volume one. >> jimmy: harden volume one, okay. there's something special about the back of the santa anita sneaker? >> i don't know if you can see it. >> jimmy: i can't. i was told it was there. >> it's on every -- all of my shoes. it's literally right here. it's my grandma's birthday and my mom's birthday. >> jimmy: that's great. will your mom and grandma wear these shoes? >> my mom wears them. my grandma's not here anymore. my mom wears them. >> jimmy: she does, she wears your men's sneakers? >> i mean, she has to represent her son. >> jimmy: yes, she does. [ cheers and applause ] you're from l.a. when you come back, you're playing the clippers, do you get a lot of people asking for tickets and wanting to see you? >> a lot of people. >> jimmy: how many people? what's the number? >> like 50. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> but i'm not giving them any tickets.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't give them tickets? >> i don't give tickets. >> family members? >> family members come to the game. our last time playing in l.a. was the first game the soap. people miss me, they want to see me play. >> jimmy: right, yeah. is it all work, all business? >> no, hang out. >> jimmy: can they get on the plane, allowed to fly back to houston? >> my mom wanted to get on the team plane coming to l.a. i had to cancel that trip. literally attached to the hip. >> jimmy: is that a rule no moms on the team plane? >> no moms, time to focus. she understands. >> you should have a special -- on mother's day maybe you have the moms on the team plane. >> no way. [ laughter ] chaos. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to have you. ready for tomorrow night? >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: are the clippers a team you fear? >> yeah! >> jimmy: i know you fear them, i'm asking him if he fears them. >> we don't fear anyone. >> jimmy: you fear no one. it's very good to see you. [ cheers and applause ]

congratulations on everything. having an unbelievable season. houston rockets play the clippers tomorrow. the adidas harden volume one grayvy is in stores tomorrow. the grayvy. and we shall return with music from hank "the hawk" knutley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: his new live album called "knutly in your face" here making his television debut -- is that -- it seems like there's latex there. it seems like -- is this beard like a stick-on -- [ cheers and applause ] oh my goodness. oh my stars. it's john mayer. john, john, john.

i don't understand. this is not like you. why would you do this? >> it's just ed sheeran's killing it right now. i thought maybe if i played a different person i could get another chance to make it. >> jimmy: oh, john, come on, now. ed's great and all but you're great too. everybody loves you. you don't need to pretend to be somebody else. [ cheers and applause ] >> really? >> jimmy: really. you just have to be yourself. i think i speak on behalf of everyone when i say, we will all embrace you. [ cheers and applause ] now come on, why don't you get out of that silly costume and play some guitar for us? >> all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness, unbelievable, wow! ticks for his tour go on sale this week. there's the ep right there, "the search for everything: wave

two," the full length album comes out april 14th. here with the song "still feel like your man," the artist formerly known as knutly, john mayer! ♪ i still feel like your man i still feel like your man ♪ note i still feel like your man ♪ ♪ ♪ the prettiest girl in the room she wants me ♪ ♪ i know because she told me so she says come over ♪ ♪ i'd like to get to know you but i just don't think i can ♪ ♪ 'cause i still

feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man ♪ ♪ still feel like your man i still feel like your man ♪ ♪ i still keep your shampoo in my shower in case you wanna wash your hair ♪ ♪ and i know that you probably found yourself some more somewhere ♪ ♪ but i do not really care 'cause as long as it is there ♪ ♪ i still feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man ♪ ♪ i still feel like

your man ♪ ♪ your man your man ♪ ♪ still like the letters in your name and how they feel babe ♪ ♪ still think i'm never gonna find another you still like to leave the party early ♪ ♪ and go home babe and dontcha know babe i'd rather sit here on my own and be alone babe ♪ ♪ 'cause i still feel like your man still feel like your man still feel like your man ♪ ♪ still feel like your man

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