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[ cheers and applause ] we don't have the easter bunny here in hollywood but we have more than a very few very dirty chewbaccas and the kids love that, right? are you ready for easter? my wife and i have been getting ready. last night we dyed eggs with our daughter jane. jane will be 3 in july so this is the first easter she knows what's going on and it's fun. we got the box of egg coloring stuff from the drugstore, the white vinegar, we boiled the eggs, we put the little tablets and cups and covered the eggs with the weird dipper thing, let them dry, jane put stickers on the eggs. i tried to make one nice egg by dipping it in the color, half the other color, she took it and threw it in the purple. the whole process took an hour. when we were done, the eggs were colored, put them back in the carton. janes and, okay, now what do we ask? i said, we're going to put the eggs back in the refrigerator and wait for the easter bunny to come and hide them. and she said, why? [ laughter ] and i just looked a the her and said, i don't know. [ laughter ]

is there a story we're supposed to -- is there some kind of a plan? [ applause ] at least santa makes sense, he makes toys, if you're good he breaks into your house and leaves them for you. the easter bunny breaks into your house, takes your eggs out of your refrigerator, and scatters them around the yard what an insane person might do. at best it's littering, okay? we need to come up with an explanation for this. by the way, speaking of insane. quick poll of the audience, are there any other 49-year-old men here whose mother still gets them an easter basket every year? [ laughter ] no? how about that. well, this is mine. this is for real. my parents are not going to be here. don't say aww. [ applause ] i take this under protest, i take it, my mother gave me on palm sunday, she gave me an easter basket because she's not going to be here on easter. i've not opened it yet. although i've got to say somebody rewrapped this thing,

my mother would never do such a crappy job. this is -- i've not gone through this but i figure we go through it together here. no, don't say whoo. i got pop rocks. [ cheers and applause ] i got bazooka gum, okay. oh, egg-shaped chalk, oh, yeah. what else? bubble blower? she thinks i'm 10 years old. it's crazy. what the hell is this? a tea bag thing? [ laughter ] herb scissors. [ laughter ] every year it's a bunch of crazy -- may i say [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] peanut chews, i don't like those. guillermo, did you get your son an easter basket yet for easter? >> guillermo: no, not yet. >> jimmy: i have one for you, here, take this, give this to him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i'll give you the gum and stuff later. he's going to love those herb scissors, he really is. i told her this is the last one. i actually made a big announcement. i said, when i turn 50 i will no longer accept an easter basket. this year we had a big argument. she gives to it me, oh, this is the last one. she goes, no, next year's the last one. i tell you, i've had a lot of dumb arguments. this may have been the dumbest argument i've ever had with anyone. i'm not -- by the way sure the how easter became about bunnies and candies and herb scissors, but it did. the real story of easter is jesus came down to earth, taught us to help the poor, love our enemies, so we killed him. [ laughter ] then he came back. why he came back, i don't know, it's not like we made him feel very welcome, but that's the story. i wonder if children even know that. we went to hollywood boulevard where kids were enjoying spring break and asked them what is the meaning of easter? here it is.

>> can you tell me the story of easter? >> um -- uh -- >> the first easter, whoo. >> you got toys. >> what kind of toys? >> legos. >> jesus rose from the dead. >> what happened with jesus on easter? >> he made a bunny. >> i think he led some people somewhere. >> who were his main friends? >> his disciples. >> the bad guys killed him. >> the bermans i think it was. >> he got like pinned to a cross. >> he did this. >> everybody was watching and then -- yeah, then sooner or later he died. >> what did he die of? >> i don't know. >> what do you think? >> drugs.

>> he was put into a cave. with a rock. >> he was in heaven, working on his project. then he came down to see the bunny. >> what project was jesus working on? >> a computer? >> he made a promise that he will come back on easter. >> it took three days and two angels to move a boulder and jesus was alive. >> when jesus came back, he gave people easter eggs. >> he said, bunny, please, please don't hide the easter eggs. >> what did the people say when jesus came back? >> um, they said -- jesus, please take care of us. please don't kill us. >> what did jesus do when he came back to life? [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is really accurate. that's the news. very creative dancer. thank you, children. you know, this is something. in canada, canadian prime minister justin trudeau, who's dreamy by the way, introduced -- [ cheers and applause ] are you canadians or just horny? anyway, he introduced major legislation that would legalize marijuana for recreational use all throughout the country. all throughout canada. and boy, i tell you -- [ scattered applause ] >> jimmy: they must really want seth rogen back is what i figure. this is one of his campaign promises, it's expected to pass. the current punishment for being caught with pot in canada is cops saying, hey, maybe don't do that, eh? [ laughter ] that's it, really. canada's about to become the stoner living in america's attic. congratulations to you guys. [ cheers and applause ]

i don't know if you read this today but mar-a-lago resort is under fire for unsanitary conditions. according to "the miami herald," the florida department of business and professional regulation has inspected the kitchen at mar-a-lago, the resort owned by president trump, and found 13 health code violations. which how do you even violate a health code in florida? the whole state is a health code violation. the inspection happened days before trump welcomed the prime minister of japan. the violations included fish that had not undergone proper parasite destruction, some of the coolers were warm and there was meat in there, they kept finding long, weird, golden hairs in everything. [ laughter ] speaking of golden hairs, jeffrey lord, i don't know if you know who this is, he's kind of the resident donald trump defender on cnn, made an absolutely crazy statement this morning comparing donald trump to dr. ml k. martin luther king. stay for the end here. another commentator, simone sanders, delivered what might turn out to be the knockout

punch of the year. >> i want to say something here that i know will probably drive simone crazy. think of president trump as the martin luther king of health care. >> oh, jeffrey -- jeffrey. >> when i was a kid -- >> jeffrey. >> president kennedy did not want to introduce the civil rights bill because he said it wasn't popular, he didn't have the votes for it, et cetera. dr. king kept putting people in the streets in harm's way to put the pressure on so that -- >> okay -- >> the bill would be introduced -- >> jeffrey, you do understand that dr. king was marching for civil rights because people that look like me were being beaten. dogs were being sicced on them. basic human rights were being withheld from these people merely because of the color of their skin. so let not equate dr. martin luther king jr., humanitarian and nobel peace prize winner, to the vagina-grabbing president, donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't come back from that.

vagina-grabbing -- this is the vagina-grabbing president, donald trump. if he ever gets a statue i'd like to see that engraved on the base. nicely done, simone. one more thing before we forge ahead, it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> what did you think when you saw that video of a man being dragged off of one of your planes? >> probably the word [ bleep ] comes to mind. >> you're leaving us and we're all bigger fans than we were. you are a [ bleep ]er. >> in the meantime, president trump facing growing calls to [ bleep ] white house press secretary sean spicer. >> it's great to talk to you, i want to let our viewers know what's coming up, chris, you've got a really big [ bleep ]. >> i wouldn't be here today without your friendship and support. [ bleep ] you all. >> according to this plaque, on november 4th, 1980, ronald reagan was taking a [ bleep ]

right here when he found out he had become president of the united states. >> it's great to have him here. he just [ bleep ] the ass of a few of our young guys out there, that was fun. >> nothing like a wet [ bleep ], some of the smelliest things on the planet. love 'em but bathe 'em. >> what did i do to get donnie osmond to [ bleep ] me? >> sit on the front row naked. >> a pair of former presidents brought together by love of family and love of [ bleep ]s. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have something very special after the break. our own guillermo traveled to the set of "guardians of the galaxy volume 2." not just to talk to the stars, to become one of the stars. when we return, our little friend makes his big-screen debut with chris pratt, kurt russell and more. so stick around, we'll be right back! hey ramirez!

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>> jimmy: welcome back. which are leets theron, tony goldwyn, music from romeo santos on the way. we're rapidly approaching summer movie season. one of the biggest movies this summer will undoubtedly be "guard yans of the galaxy volume 2." the whole cast will be here monday. we also have a cast member here right now, that cast member is our own guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] he's been working on for a while. about a year a go our friends at marvel offered guillermo a part in the new "guardians" movie. here he is on set with his fellow stars of film. >> guillermo: 30 years ago, i was in tv for the first time.

he was always very hungry. he loves tuna fish. i was supposed to be the cook, the chef, for michael jackson. read it in all my book "the way i make his meal." it is a real treat. now i'm going to be on this hollywood big movie. "guardians of the galaxy volume 2." wow, a lot of actors, big actors, you know. like the guy named chris. ♪ wham bam thank you ma'am >> guillermo! >> chris, hey! >> buddy! so good to see you. you're here, you're going to be in the movie. >> i've got to get some advice, i need some help. first question. >> oh, yeah. >> how do you act? >> that's the question? >> yeah. >> how do you act? >> yeah. >> there's three looks. all right? >> three? >> three looks. >> okay. >> the first one, happy. >> happy. >> that's good, that's good.

the next one. sad. and then the third one, scared. there you go, that's good. that's all you need. >> what about sexy? >> just use scared. [ laughter ] oh, look at that, sexy. do that. >> you're going to be there to help me? >> no, no, no. >> no? >> no, this will be our last interaction, i'll be sure of that. give me happy. i knew you were listening. >> chris gave me good advice. now i'm going to talk to an actor from one of my favorite movies ever. >> guillermo. >> oh my god! >> how you doing, man? >> are you in this movie? >> yeah, i'm in this movie. >> are you playing a person? >> yeah. playing a person. >> oh, good for you. you don't mind if i ask you for some advice for acting? >> go ahead.

>> what happens in my scene, i get sleepy. >> guillermo, wait. just remember this one thing, okay? whatever you do, don't [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] >> jimm >> i'm pretty sure he was tango. ♪ you show your nipples a lot? >> yeah. >> oh r. wow. >> you have two too, right? >> i don't have two. >> dude, you're going to show me your nipples. >> how are these? >> satisfactory. >> it's time for me to get in my character. what kind of power am i going to have. and i'm going to be green. what kind of crazy creature they're going to make me. >> a cop. >> okay. so i just find out i'm going to play a cop.

that's so cool in movies. oh my god. it's like, you have the right to remain silent! you think you a tough guy? give me your license and registration! guillermo, have you been drinking? no, officer. tell me the truth! [ laughter ] little bit. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo, you're up next, get your game face on. you like that? >> yeah, i like that. >> following you around with an umbrella? >> first time. >> we're going to have you standing with another guy by the name of matt. and he's going to be telling people to stand back and you've got to have his back. >> so i just -- like move like this? >> that kind of looks like you're swimming. but yeah, that works. >> i keep thinking what tango say. >> don't [ bleep ] up. >> oh. i have to do my best.

>> then the director -- action! >> everybody, get back, get out of the way! this is for your own safety! >> get back now! >> did you hear me? stay back! >> now! >> cut! that was great, man. guillermo? >> get back, get back! >> now! >> sir, put the camera down now! >> now! >> get back, get out of the way! >> do you want me to kick their asses? >> that's not necessarily but thank you. >> stay back! i think we did good, huh? >> yeah, i think so. >> let's hear it. good job, good job. >> thank you. you know what? i think i did a good job. thank you, everybody. i cannot wait to see myself on the big screen in the movies, you know. tell everybody, hey, guillermo's in that movie.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come over here, guillermo. i want to be with you on the scene. [ cheers and applause ] marvel sent us an exclusive look at your clip. you've not seen this, right? >> guillermo: no, i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: here it is, the world premiere of guillermo -- what's your last name? >> guillermo: rodriguez. >> jimmy: rodriguez, cop number 2 in "guardians of the galaxy volume 2." >> everybody, i need you to stay back! >> what is that? ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what did you think? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i didn't see myself. >> jimmy: let's put it up on the wall. put it up on the wall so you can actually see it a little better. so now watch really closely here. all right? >> stand back!

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and as i mentioned before, the cast of "guardians of the galaxy volume 2" chris pratt, zoe saldana, kurt russell, dave bautista, michael rooker and the film's breakout new star guillermo will be here too. sorry about that again, guillermo. >> guillermo: it's okay, no problem. >> jimmy: show, it's a tough business, i think it is, i think you've learned that. >> guillermo: i know, it's hard. >> jimmy: after roaring through post-apocalyptic wastelands in "mad max: fury road," our first guest burns rubber again in a franchise of another kind, she plays the criminal mastermind cipher in "the fate of the furious." it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome charlize theron. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you ar real trouper

for coming today because i know you went to the dentist. what did you have done at the dentist today? >> i actually had a surgery yesterday. and i had a tooth removed. and i saw myself last night and i had -- i looked like -- yeah, was not appropriate. so i realized i had to go and get another tooth today. >> jimmy: you're toothless? >> i got a tooth in. i'm wearing all my tooth -- teeth for you tonight. >> jimmy: it's nice of you to wear all your teeth. >> i figured i should do that. >> jimmy: are you injected with various painkillers? >> i'm not so numb anymore but i feel like i had -- you know. >> jimmy: the pain is coming back? >> a little throbby. yeah. >> jimmy: i have that. i tend to have that effect on women. >> it's not you, it's not you. >> jimmy: it's not. >> it's not you. >> jimmy: by the way, speaking of an effect on people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: guillermo told me a story. and it's a pretty crazy story. so -- i know to you it's not probably that crazy because you're you. but guillermo's son plays soccer knowledge yes. >> jimmy: your son plays soccer. >> yes. >> jimmy: you guys met at a --

>> we ran into each other. >> jimmy: yeah. guillermo claims that you spotted him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: ran to him. >> i did. >> jimmy: hugged him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and kissed him. >> i did. and he -- [ laughter ] there you are. >> guillermo: hi, how are you? >> you could not have been any more cooler. and i was a little -- i felt a little bit like i was having that fan thing. guillermo! and he was like hanging out with all the dads and he was being really cool. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> he was doing the real like, i'm hanging with the dads. like, no moms allowed. and i spotted him because my baby does like the baby class in the back. i spotted him from afar and i was just like running, like slow motion, across the park to get to him. and he was really -- he was like, hey, what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guillermo, what are you doing? >> guillermo: no, i was surprised, i was so excited when she gave me a hug and kiss and all the fathers were like -- [ laughter ] one of them went like this,

who's that? and i did, "one of my girls." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's something else. >> yeah, he was like james bond. really cool. >> jimmy: do you celebrate easter in south africa? is that a big thing over there? >> i don't know if it's a big thing, i don't want to speak for other south africans, but we didn't. >> jimmy: do you do it with your kids? >> yeah, it's weird because it wasn't a big holiday for me so i didn't really do it with my kids. for some reason my oldest picked up on what easter -- well, i don't know if he knows what it is because -- >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> we all now know they don't know what it is. became obsessed with wanting to have easter parties. so last year he really begged and i threw him an easter party. i called a bunny and everything. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: where do you get a bunny? >> online. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. you can get anything online, did you know that? >> jimmy: like a craigslist kind of thing? >> something like that. >> jimmy: how was the bunny you

got? >> not so good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, really? you got a bad bunny? >> i got a bad bunny. >> jimmy: what makes a bad bunny? >> in my book -- first of all, the bunny outfit was dirty. like really dirty. >> jimmy: a real bunny is dirty. [ laughter ] if you're going for realism. >> i wasn't going for the national geographic bunny, no. >> jimmy: you wanted a nice -- >> i wanted the nice, fluffy, white bunny. and i got a very -- i don't know, it was not just dirt. it was like -- that is food? or is that vomit? you know what i mean? and the kids were so excited to see the bunny, and they're hugging on top of the -- it wasn't good. and they have like video of like trying to encourage the bunny to take the kids on the egg hunt. >> jimmy: yeah? >> it's the worst video ever because really i'm just screaming at the bunny. can you take the kids! it's time to go find the easter eggs! just lounging in my furniture. >> jimmy: the bunny was relaxing, really? >> yeah. and i'm like this psycho mom going, get up!

>> jimmy: well, that's crazy. i would think you would have your bunny vetted. >> i have a vetted bunny coming on. no, wait -- i didn't go back to that. it was like weird mute cartoon gestures. something wasn't right. >> jimmy: have you ever had marshmallow peeps? >> yes. >> jimmy: you know what i'm talking about? >> we're obsessed with them in our house. >> jimmy: you are? >> yes. >> jimmy: good, there are now some mystery flavors of peeps. when we come back we will taste and try to identify those mystery flavors. >> super excited >> then maybe we'll throw them up on a bunny, who knows what will happen. charlize theron is here. we'll be right back!

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relentless. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is that your real hair in that clip? >> what do you think? >> jimmy: i don't know. it's not. >> no, that's a massive wig that was built over many months. >> jimmy: so they make your head -- they put a bald wig on you then put another -- >> no, it's in the middle of my head, then they use all my real hair on my hairline and they kind of weave and braid it into the wig. so your scalp is basically connected to this really, really heavy wig? you can't say to the director, hey, you know what, forget that, let's just do it the easy way? >> no, well -- no, i like the hair. it was just -- i had to do that horrible thing where i would like bridesmaids have to carry like the train of the person -- >> jimmy: the bride? >> yeah, the bride, that person that gets married. i kind of did that with the hair. i would throw it back and hope three people would catch it and kind of just carry it for me. >> jimmy: i see. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it helps to have friends on the set. >> exactly. >> jimmy: by the way. >> this is them, huh? >> jimmy: these are the peeps. they released three mystery

flavors. >> is this for real? >> jimmy: yeah, this is for real. >> this is not you making some mystery flavor? >> jimmy: well, you never know. but no, it's not me. no. unless our staff is playing a prank on the both of us, no. so i guess what we have to do is -- maybe you should do it on the side that your teeth aren't -- >> sometimes the color will give it away, right? >> jimmy: i'm going to smell. smells the same as a regular peep. >> smells like nothing. >> jimmy: taste. this one tastes like -- >> sherbet. >> jimmy: sherbet? it is -- blueberry? >> blueberry? yeah, maybe a little blueberry. >> jimmy: that's blueberry. why wouldn't they make it blue? >> that would be the blueberry one. >> jimmy: let's try the blueberry one and see what this is. this one -- >> bubble gum? >> jimmy: this one is -- oh, yes. >> maple? >> jimmy: maple syrup. >> smell it. maple syrup. >> jimmy: sorry. that's okay.

and finally, one more peep. >> green and yellow. >> jimmy: this has got to be fascinating for people at home. there are three stoners who are really into this right now. [ laughter ] >> they all smell like bubble gum. what do you think that is? lime? >> jimmy: uh-huh uh. >> that's lime. >> jimmy: and it is -- grape fluffy. we got them all wrong. >> yeah. that was terrible. >> jimmy: yeah. well, we didn't do well. all right, thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: especially with the dental thing going on. charlize theron, everybody! the movie is called in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with tony goldwyn. hey, bud. you need some help? no, i'm good. come on, moe. i have to go. (vo) we always trusted our subaru impreza would be there for him someday. ok. that's it. (vo) we just didn't think someday would come so fast.

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>> jimmy: music from romeo santos is on the way. there was a time when our next guest was running the most unbelievable administration in white house history. he plays president fitzgerald grant on "scandal," which celebrated its 100th episode tonight here on abc. please welcome tony goldwyn!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tony, first of all, congratulations on 100 episodes. >> thanks. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable, that's exciting. >> we're really excited about it. >> jimmy: i got you a special gift for your 100th episode. >> no, wait, i saw it -- which one is blueberry? remind me. >> jimmy: blueberry's the one that's not blue. >> one was wine? >> jimmy: no, she said why am i doing this? >> how are you doing? good to see you. >> jimmy: it was a fun episode i thought. kind of a fantasy episode where you -- they showed us what would have happened. >> right. >> jimmy: had your character not become president. >> if olivia pope had not said yes to rigging the leak in the first place and i did not become president. you haven't seen it yet. >> jimmy: one thing that happened is huck had the craziest hair possible.

>> that's right. >> jimmy: those who haven't seen it yet. those who have will understand that very well. >> it's much discussion about huck's hair. >> jimmy: yeah, that was some hair-do he had. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: and you -- well, did you ever imagine this show would go 100 episodes? >> no, and you know what's so -- being in this business for a long time, you kind of learn that you never know if something's going to work or not. >> jimmy: right, like guillermo in that movie. i don't know, though thought he was pretty cool. i mean, charlize theron didn't run up to me in the street, i'm just saying. but -- so you kind of do the project you're working on, and you just never -- you do your best job. we thought with "scandal," all of us loved it from the beginning, we felt great chemistry. so our attitude was more like, god, we hope this works. >> just so you can be together. >> yeah the show seemed great, it just felt really good. you know, so we were just hoping that other people would think so too. >> jimmy: this show is particularly popular amongst nba

players, i know. >> that apparently is true. a yeah. >> jimmy: i know because i've talked to a bunch of them -- >> i've had an embarrassing experience. >> jimmy: what was your embarrassing experience? >> i'm such an idiot. i was at a restaurant waiting for people to arrive. i areally nice guy comes up to me, hey, tony, i'm a big fan, my wife loves you, we love your show, we never miss it, would you mind taking a picture? of course, sure. we chat a bit, take a picture, they go into dinner. my friend i was with, you know who that was, don't you? no, who was that? it was chris paul! who? then of course i realized who i had just not recognized. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he went on -- it wasn't your show, maybe "ellen" or something like that. he was talking about being a "scandal" fan. he said, i met tony goldwyn but i don't think he knew who i was. [ laughter ] sorry, chris. >> jimmy: do you know any of them?

do you know any of the nba players? >> i don't hang, no. you know what i had an extraordinary night once. right before "scandal," actually, a month before the pilot. just by luck i had the most amazing experience. i had just -- the last film i directed, hilary swank was the star of. she's such a great actress. and she -- i went to her house for dinner one night and there's kobe bryant. at dinner. his wife. a little dinner party. and we all stayed really late and i brought my daughter ann, who at that time was 19, she was in college. she was an athlete in college. she worshipped kobe. >> jimmy: right. >> we got into this conversation at about 3:00 in the morning sitting around. and hillary's boyfriend had said, how do you keep getting better? how is it possible that you keep getting better? kobe was like, i spend eight hours a day shooting free throws. the way he met hillary was cold called her and said, you are my favorite actress, every time i see you i'm blown away by what you do, i want to know how you do what you do because i want to

look at my process through a different lens. she was like, whoa, kobe bryant called me, that means i've made it. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> he went to her acting coach -- >> jimmy: does kobe want to be an actress? [ laughter ] >> i don't know, maybe. but literally he went to her coach to learn about excellence. and it just really blew -- and i thought, this is a good parenting moment, you know? bay are my daughter was just so inspired by these two people talking about why they are so good at what they do. >> jimmy: you can say to your daughter, look, this is a maniac. this is a person who plays basketball, who seeks out an acting coach to figure it out. maybe he was trying to -- when he'd taken a charge or something like that, maybe acting would come in handy in that situation? [ laughter ] >> that's true, actually. don't use me as an example, use them as an example. >> jimmy: well, you work very hard. you've been married, what, a big anniversary coming up. >> i do, tuesday is my 30th wedding anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations, wow. so 30 is a big one.

in a way it's not as big as 25. but it's a big one. >> jamie and i have -- one of the reasons we've been together so long is we don't pressure each other or ourselves about like, you got to do -- like valentine's day, after a couple of years we were like, why stress about this? let's just have our relationship. you know? >> jimmy: don't make it a test each time. >> yeah. we kind of make a thing, get each other presents if we see something that, you know, seems like that person would really like, as opposed to obligatory fancy thing. so even this year she was like, let's not even -- we'll go on a trip. because we're both working, she's in new york, i'm out here. when we both have time. so -- but that said, if you have any ideas for a really amazing gift? >> jimmy: oh. >> let me know, because nothing would be better than for me to get her something incredible and she'd like, i thought we weren't going to get it! >> jimmy: wow, that's the secret to a long relationship. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: screwing with each other, i guess. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know, i will say, you can never go wrong with an

edible arrangement. you really can't. [ laughter ] get the one with the fruit flies. it's like you got her fruit and pets. [ laughter ] >> if i take that -- >> jimmy: these are all yours. >> there will be fruit flies in that by tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tony goldwyn, everybody. "scandal" airs thursday nights at 9:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with romeo santos! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank charlize theron, tony goldwyn, apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first here with the song "heroe favorito," from his upcoming album "golden," romeo santos! ♪ ♪

♪ estoy planeando un secuestro para robarme tu amor mis estrategias no marchan y crece la imaginacion ♪ ♪ vivo en un mundo ficticio con un solo compromiso conquistarte y darte toda mi atencion ♪ ♪ pero tus padres te entregan a otro hombre que apenas tu conoces y yo aqui sin solucion ♪ ♪ yo quisiera ser el hulk y te protejo superman para exhibirte el universo ♪ ♪ si fuese batman no habrian noches de temor la baticueva nuestro nidito de amor ♪ ♪ si yo fuera el hombre arana por un beso 100 pies de altura escalo sin esfuerzo a tu balcon ♪ ♪ y si alguien te pregunta por tu heroe favorito

dile que soy yo ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ veo un planeta en mis suenos ahi nos vamos a amar con mi espada te rescato de nada cuesta sonar ♪ ♪ yo hiciera lo imposible siendo el hombre invisible y te rapto tan ligero como flash ♪ ♪ pero solo son escenas historietas que no pegan no hay poderes yo no tengo agilidad ♪ ♪ yo quisiera ser el hulk y te protejo superman para exhibirte el universo ♪ ♪ si fuese batman no habrian noches de temor

la baticueva nuestro nidito de amor ♪ ♪ si yo fuera el hombre arana por un beso 100 pies de altura escalo sin esfuerzo a tu balcon ♪ ♪ y si alguien te pregunta por tu heroe favorito dile que soy yo ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that's the judge right there! the king is back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ladies, make some noise, i don't hear you! [ cheers and applause ] i want to be a superhero, baby!

you got that? got it? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yo quisiera ser el hulk y te protejo superman para exhibirte el universo ♪ ♪ si fuese batman no habrian noches de temor la baticueva nuestro nidito de amor ♪ ♪ si yo fuera el hombre arana por tus besos pies de altura escalo sin esfuerzo a tu balcon ♪ ♪ y si alguien te pregunta super heroe favorito pues dile que soy yo ♪ ♪ pues dile que soy yo ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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