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>> kristen: hi, hi! thank you. wow. holy smokes. i wasn't nervous but now i am. hello, everyone. i'm your guest host for the evening, kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] i'm filling in for jimmy kimmel who is at home right now burping a tiny person. this is a first for me. i've never hosted a talk show before. i think i'll be okay i mean, i can read words off a teleprompter, and i legitimately hate matt damon. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is super exciting for me. i have two kids so i haven't been up this late since 2012. [ laughter ] real talk.

and there's very little chance i will know any of the guests tonight, unless one of them wrote "goodnight, moon," or is moana. is moana on the show? no? copy that. there's one thing i've been hearing a lot since i agreed to do this. "kristen, are you sure you're ready to host a late night show? you're completely unqualified." and to them i said, "zip it, dax. zip it." [ laughter ] i'm putting all my training to use tonight. you know, i went to nyu for acting but i dropped out because i got cast in a broadway show. so let that be a lesson to the kids out there. stay in school -- until something better and far more lucrative comes along. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and i know this is probably different for all of you since you're used to watching jimmy at this time. let's be honest, you bought a ticket to "rogue one," and now

you're watching matt damon's china wall ponytail movie. i get it, and i'm sorry. but tonight think of me as your babysitter. so i guess, whatever. fend for yourselves while i make out with my boyfriend on your parents' bed. [ laughter ] i've got to say if there's one thing that makes you feel like a talk show host, it's having your own sidekick. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: hi guillermo. >> guillermo: hi. >> kristen: how's it going? >> guillermo: good, good. >> kristen: how am i doing? >> guillermo: you're doing good. you got 55 minutes to go. [ laughter ] >> kristen: what? okay. what should i do next? >> guillermo: i think you should keep reading that teleprompter. >> kristen: okay, i'll keep reading. that's a great idea, great idea. i guess i'll start off with some crowd work. they say talking to the crowd is a great way to build camaraderie. [ cheers and applause ]

hi! where are you from, ma'am? >> denver, colorado. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: okay. all right, great. camaraderie complete! it really does mean the world to me that you all came here tonight to cheer me on. it's funny, i'm on a show called "the good place" but being here with all of you i feel like i'm in the great place. [ audience awwws ] right? oh, i forgot to mention, in addition to the applause sign, i added an "awww" sign too. [ laughter ] [ audience awws ] it's nice right? anyway president donald trump gave an interview today -- [ audience awws ] is that broken, guys? they're telling me it's broken.

[ laughter ] all right, never mind, let's just kill it. it's a bad idea. for those of you who are observing, i'd like to wish you a happy "star wars" day. [ cheers and applause ] today is may the 4th. as in "may the fourth be with you." can you imagine explaining star wars day to someone who's never seen the movie? "yeah, it's a holiday when we celebrate a movie about a brother and sister who kiss." people take their love of "star wars" pretty seriously. some of these weirdos even get dressed up in costumes. [ laughter ] >> kristen: all right, okay, well. full disclosure, that was me from the movie "fanboys." but i was forced to wear that, by the force. what? i'm a legit "star wars" fan. bam. [ applause ] i don't care if that makes me a nerd. i am proud to say that i love the most successful mainstream movie franchise of all-time.

i do. [ cheers and applause ] you know what? i actually tried to organize support for a holiday based on one of my films, but nobody wanted to celebrate "forgetting sarah march 3rd." i don't think it popped. it didn't pop. [ laughter ] before we go any further, i would like to take a sincere moment to thank the staff here at the show. they have been so collaborative. i got like 100 google dot invites today. and i accepted all of them. [ laughter ] and even though i'm not their regular host, everyone who works here showed me the same respect, the same professionalism, that they give to jimmy every day. good morning, everyone! >> hi. >> hey. >> kristen: i'm kristen. i'm so excited to be here and hosting tonight. i can't wait to hear the jokes you guys wrote for me. should we get started? >> uh -- you know, we actually

don't write on wednesdays. we call it a no-write wednesday. >> kristen: it's thursday. >> right, we don't write on thursdays either. we call it -- >> kristen: no-write thursdays? >> that's good. i like that. >> kristen: what does jimmy do on the show when you guys don't write? >> do you know any skateboard tricks? >> kristen: no. >> [ bleep ], i have to go. we have a reservation at hooters. >> yeah, it's hooters. >> kristen: they take reservations? >> they do now. >> kristen: skateboard tricks. ♪ ♪ jimmy! hey, guillermo. >> guillermo: hey, nice skateboard. >> kristen: i like your iguana. >> guillermo: that's good, he wants to go to the bathroom and jimmy usually walk him. >> kristen: he does? >> guillermo: yeah, twice a day.

and sometimes three times a day. >> kristen: okay. i'm on my way to wardrobe. >> guillermo: it's okay. here. if you -- he bite you just scream he's biting me! ♪ ♪ >> kristen: hello! hi. >> hi. >> kristen: i'm here to get my wardrobe. >> uh, okay. >> kristen: that is jimmy's suit? >> yes. >> kristen: i think that's going to be a little big. >> well, you can just wear that. >> kristen: just jeans and a t-shirt? >> all right, fine. let me get something to dress it up, hold on. >> kristen: testing, testing. >> sounds good. one more thing. max has a rash on his tush so

get plenty of ointment down there. >> kristen: what do you mean? >> jimmy babysits our kids during the day so we don't have to pay for child care. he's just that kind of host. are you that kind of host? [ laughter ] >> kristen: yes. >> great. and that rash is really contagious. so just don't touch your face. bye, buddy. [ audience awws ] >> hey, hon. came to wish you luck. what's -- whose kid is this? >> kristen: i don't know how jimmy does it. i had to learn to skateboard because it's no-write thursday. i had to walk guillermo's iguana, put ointment on this baby, take a lighting guy's uncle to the airport, and wash the drums. >> they substitute teacher'd you. >> kristen: what? >> when you go to the school, substitute teacher there, you [ bleep ] get away with murder. that's what they did. >> kristen: oh! i bet you jimmy doesn't even wear this hat. [ laughter ] >> actually, he does. he thinks he looks good in it too.

[ laughter ] who did this? who's responsible for this? >> kristen: everybody. >> who's the ringleader? oh. surprise, surprise. >> guillermo: miss kristen bell? we -- we're sorry we took advantage of you. we didn't mean to do it. we just lazy. >> kristen: i know you're lazy, i've seen the show. [ laughter ] come on. how about we start working together and put on a great show tonight? >> guillermo: too late for that. but we love you, miss crate and barrel. >> kristen: all right, group hug. >> ow, this iguana's got my back. >> guillermo: just means he loves you. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: well, we did it. we made it through my first-ever late night monologue. i want you to know, even though we've only known each other for 11 minutes, each and every one of you will hold a special place in my heart until the end of time. [ audience awws ] >> kristen: oh, they fixed the sign. charlie hunnam is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: welcome back. i am kristen bell keeping jimmy kimmel's show warm for him while he's away. i'm in charge tonight, so i can do whatever i want. and tonight i want to give away some prizes! [ cheers and applause ] right? think of me as blonde oprah. before the show, we randomly selected two members of our studio audience who have no idea that they are about to play a game.

can i have zoey brown and sarah patino? come on down! [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: hi, girls. welcome. hi. so nice to meet you. are you zoe? are you sarah? very nice to meet you. this is a professional sound man, not a random creeper, don't worry. just for a microphone. where are you from? >> indiana. >> kristen: i'm from the midwest as well, detroit. where are you from? >> l.a. >> kristen: hey, i live here now! year round! okay. well, what do you guys do for a living? >> i'm a student. >> kristen: fantastic. >> i'm a student. >> kristen: fantastic, keep it up, keep it up. have you guys seen the movie "frozen"? >> yes. >> of course. >> kristen: if you hadn't i was going to be, what is wrong with

you? this game is call the "the fast and the frozenest." our wardrobers will be outfitting you with frozen gowns, zoey will be elsa and sarah will be anna, the better one. [ laughter ] and when guillermo blows his tiny horn -- your job will be to run out of the theater and down onto hollywood boulevard. and there, among all the filthy elmos, sweaty spidermen and homeless spongebobs there will be one handsome kristoff. this is kristoff, to refresh your memory. he was my boyfriend in the movie. now the first person to find kristoff and bring him back to the studio wins some fabulous prizes. are you ready? [ cheers and applause ] this way. both of you stand right here. then on the count of three, guillermo, you blow that tiny horn and you guys go. one, 2, three, go!

good luck. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: okay, i have to tell you guys something. i just lied. it's not a game. sarah's high school prom is coming up in a few weeks. [ audience awws ] i know, right? one of her classmates, a boy named michael, asked us to help him prom-pose to her. so we got sarah's family, hi sarah's family -- [ cheers and applause ] to bring her to the show, saying that she won free tickets. sarah is very gullible. right? because the tickets are free here. they're all free tickets. zoey, our other girl, is an actress. she's halfway home by now. oh, she found him. and michael is out on the boulevard sweating it out inside the kristoff costume. sarah has no idea it's him. cousin sal is out there, too, to make sure she doesn't accidentally bring back darth vader or something. and to make things even more dramatic, michael and sarah have never been on a date before, so sarah has no idea that michael asking her to prom.

this could go horribly wrong. but you gotta admit, that would be great tv, right? i think -- here she comes. there's two staircases so it's going to be a bit. also, i don't know how many kristofs are out there so i hope to god that's the right one. it's just occurring to me there could be another kristof. in which case -- maybe she's going somewhere very different than prom, i don't know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sarah, congratulations! you dragged kristof back here first. kristof? it's good to see you again. so sarah, that means you win the prize package. [ cheers and applause ] kristof, do you want to tell her what she's won? >> sarah -- there's something i wanted to ask you. but i didn't know the words.

so kristen bell's going to help me. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: sarah, i want you to think about this, okay? don't answer until i'm done singing. ♪ do you want to be his prom date and go with michael to the prom ♪ ♪ michael wants so much for you to go because if you say no he'll have to take his mom ♪ ♪ he knows you're just school buddies but what the [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ he thinks that you're really cute he's asking you to be his prom date ♪ ♪ in front of millions of people [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ if you say no this will be awkward ♪

>> yes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ but if you say yes it will be awesome you'll be michael and sarah kind of like michael cera ♪ >> kristen: thank goodness. you guys will receive a kristen bell live prom prize package including a glam session for sarah, a tux rental for michael, a stretch limo for the both of you, and a case of beer! [ cheers and applause ] just kidding about the beer. no i'm not. you've got the beer. congratulations, and we'll be right back with the guy i am asking to prom, charlie hunnam! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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i'm your guest host for the evening, kristen bell. i have a movie out right now called "how to be a latin lover." it stars me, salma hayek, raquel welch, and eugenio derbez. i brought a clip. the host doesn't usually get a clip but i'm drunk with power and above the law so here we go. this is my character cindy letting the aforementioned latin lover, maximo, down easy. >> you're not attracted to me? >> no. >> really? >> not at all. no, i'm attracted to like really good-looking guys. guys with like great faces and great bodies who are muscular and handsome and younger, much younger than you. and tall. a lot taller. but that's just me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: "how to be a latin lover" is in theaters now. guillermo, how do you be a latin lover? what's your secret? >> guillermo: drink a lot of tequila. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: all right, you heard

it here first. tune into this show tomorrow night. i won't be here i'll be wearing sweatpants at this hour but david spade will be sitting behind the desk all night long. then jimmy will be back next week. [ cheers and applause ] right? speaking of jimmy. i would like to encourage everyone watching to make a donation to children's hospital los angeles. [ cheers and applause ] the miracle workers there took great care of jimmy's son billy and your contributions will help them do the same for kids in need. for real. tonight, from "big little lies" adam scott is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then with music from her album "windy city" alison krauss from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] she's won 27 grammys, guys. that's a lot of grammys. my first guest tonight plays the title role in "king arthur: legend of the sword" which is in theaters may 12th. place say hello to charlie hunnam.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kristen: hi. >> i must say -- hi. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. that is a warm welcome. >> kristen: guys, he smells really good. [ cheers and applause ] >> i must say it's nice to meet you, jimmy, you look very different on tv. >> kristen: thank you, thank you. i've had a little work done. >> yeah. well, you've got a good surgeon. >> kristen: thank you. it's great that you're here. did you see the prom proposal we just did? >> i did. very sweet, congratulations. >> kristen: isn't that cute? so cute. [ applause ] did you go to prom? i feel like you would definitely have gone to a lot of proms. >> in england you don't have proms.

we would have the occasional school disco. which sounds very '80s. >> kristen: funky, wow, pretty funky. i only went to one because it was the greatest two weeks of my life leading into the worst day of my life. the most popular girl in our school, rachel gould, who i had an enormous crush on. >> kristen: okay. >> everybody had an enormous crush on. i was 13. solves so was she. she asked me to be her prom date, her school discodate. two weeks before. and so i just was made up, i was on cloud nine. >> kristen: yeah. >> and you know, was sort of planning the rest of our lives. you know. children's names and such. and then the day before she told me she was only joking. she went with sebastian lipiatt instead. and everybody knew. like we were like royalty at that point in school. everyone knew that we were going

together. so then i couldn't go and ask someone else. so i had to go by myself. my mom said, do you want me to come with you? [ audience awws ] >> kristen: mom, no, that makes it worse. can i say one thing? [ bleep ] you, rachel gould. [ cheers and applause ] not cool. not cool. >> i bumped into her a few years ago. >> kristen: did you. >> i reminded her of this and she didn't remember. she said, i'm so sorry, so sorry. >> kristen: yeah, too little, too late, rach. >> yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] >> kristen: if only she could see you now. >> now that i'm king of england. >> kristen: right? [ cheers and applause ] you were on "sons of anarchy" for a very, very long time. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: you rode a motorcycle. >> i did. >> kristen: you actually rode? >> i did. it's funny. on "sons" we did it so long. we all sort of fancied ourselves little outlaws. >> kristen: a real biker gang.

>> we kind of got the experience of being a little biker club for that seven yeerms. i rode everywhere at 100 miles an hour. everywhere i went. >> kristen: really. >> after seven years, i realized, you know what? you really got away with a lot. i mean, i had -- >> kristen: were you dangerous? >> yeah, i was. [ laughter ] you know, it's so funny. i only had one really unfortunate incident. it wasn't my fault. i was on the 101 coming in on -- like by universal. i just had ridden 300 miles up north. aaahhh the whole way and down, no problem. i came over to get onto the exit, one stop away from where i was getting off the freeway. and this brand-new giant white lexus comes barrelling on into where i was. like really aggressively towards me. and i looked over at the car. and there was nobody in the driver's seat. >> kristen: it was a

self-driver? >> no. >> kristen: one of those self-driving cars? >> no. the lady that was driving had dropped her mobile phone and was bend over to pick it up. two cars in front of me pinched in, so i couldn't get by. an suv here. and i thought, if she hits me and i hit this suv, it is game over. >> kristen: it's over, yeah. that's a wrap. >> so i said, what are you doing in this situation? so i went, bam! slammed my bike into her cash. the peg that my foot was on hit her front wheel. and bent under the bike. and i looked down. i mean, i felt. oh, dear, i've just ripped my foot off. i looked down, and thankfully my foot was still there. but the peg was not. and so -- >> kristen: ai-yi-yi. >> after that experience, after seven years of getting away with it, i thought, after i finished the show, maybe i should take a sabbatical from riding. >> kristen: take a break, yeah. well, listen. i feel like we have a lot in common. i've never been in a motorcycle accident. i got my license to impress my husband, who loves motorcycles, and i never rode after i got the

license. because i'm not good at it. but i know you like motorcycles. i like my husband, who likes motorcycles. you like cooking. i love cooking. i also love food. here's my question. >> whoa, whoa. >> kristen: can we go three for three? i'm really obsessed with animals. do you like animals? >> i do. [ laughter ] do you want to see a picture of my cat? i got a cat. >> kristen: oh gosh, i do. >> i got a cat, i've had him 17 years. i actually saved his life. >> kristen: a legit picture -- what? you saved his life? oh, he's very cute. >> can we see that there? you got it? >> kristen: yeah, hold it, there he is. wait, how did you save his life? >> he was born on my roof on valentine's -- no, he was born about a week before valentine's day. in 2000, 17 years ago. and i was going to bed one night and i heard this kitten crying. what sounded like a kitten, it was pouring rain. in order to get onto my roof i had to climb onto the garage. it was a three-foot gap.

and the roof was about two feet higher than the garage. i'd have to run and superman-style jump over. >> kristen: you got onto your roof a lot of times previously before, having heard the kitten? it was a regular thing? >> you know, life that kind of stuff. >> kristen: okay. >> it was 11:00 at night, pouring rain. i'm either going to kill myself or the cat. so i set my alarm for 5:00 a.m. the next morning. i was so worried about this cat. the alarm went off. and i thought, am i late for work? i remembered the cat. i climbed up, no cat. i went back into the garden, no cat. i climbed up to check once more. and he was lying -- i thought it was a piece of wood. he was lying like this. half submerged in a puddle. >> kristen: oh! >> i picked him up and my heart broke, i literally started crying. i thought, this is the end of my life, there's no chance of happiness for me now, i've killed a cat. and he was completely solid. like rigor mortis had set in. and he went -- and no sound came

out. and i said, he is alive! i brought him down and put him under my armpit trying to warm him up. >> kristen: warm him up, right. >> and i didn't have a car or anything at that point. i was totally broke. i ran to the vet and got to the vet. >> kristen: you ran to the vet? >> yeah, with the cat. >> kristen: how far away was the vet? >> 2, 2 1/2 miles away. with the cat underneath my armpit. >> kristen: you're kidding. >> and the vet wasn't open because it was 6:00 in the morning. [ laughter ] >> kristen: you can't catch a break. >> no, really, i know. it was a bad day. two hours later, they opened. he's like flopping around. they said he's 100% not going to make it. [ audience awws ] and i said, that is an incorrect analysis, my friend, you are going on give him a shot, put him in an incubatoincubator, do anything, you're saving this cat's life. they said, all right, crazy, we'll do what we can. four hours later he made a complete recovery, come pick him up. [ cheers and applause ] >> kristen: rachel, you blew it. you blew it. more with charlie hunnam when we return!

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>> kristen: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm kristen bell filling in for a one-night engagement. our next guest worked with me on "the good place" and was recently seen on the critically acclaimed hbo show "big little lies." please welcome my friend adam scott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh, man, wow. michael and sarah. >> kristen: it's a big deal, right? >> how are you doing? that was the sweetest thing. >> kristen: i know, i know. >> i've ever seen in my entire life. >> kristen: you really nailed it. >> really, truly. by the way, you are doing an incredible job. [ cheers and applause ]

>> kristen: you know what? i'm trying really hard. >> you're doing so well. >> kristen: it's been a lot of fun. and i've worked with you a ton. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >>. >> kristen: i feel like when we've worked together we're always really, really mean to each other, like [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> every single time. >> kristen: because you were [ bleep ] on -- i was the vaguely rapy teacher. >> kristen: correct, correct. i was a jerk on "parks and rec." >> no, no. first you were a jerk to me on "party down." >> kristen: then i was a jerk on "parks and rec." >> that's right. >> kristen: you were the ultimate jerk because you were a real demon on "the good place." >> yeah. so that means it's -- i'm due for you to be a total [ bleep ] to me. >> kristen: i'd love to! >> that would be great. >> kristen: i would love to! >> i would really appreciate it. >> kristen: but that's not our relationship at all. >> no, no. >> kristen: we're very nice to each other. >> super nice.

boring nice white people. >> kristen: i'd say boring, yeah, i'd go with that. that sounds like an accurate description of who we are as friends. >> how boring -- i can tell you -- i'll challenge you. how boring was your night last night? because i had a pretty -- the way i ended my night last night? i guarantee was more boring and white than yours. [ laughter ] >> kristen: let's see what we did, we put the kids to bed and then played our very favorite board game setters of catan. >> wow, wow. [ applause ] >> kristen: which is not boring at all, it's a strategy game, it's super fun. >> incredible game, i will give you that. >> kristen: yeah. >> as a boring white person, that is terrific. okay, okay. that's pretty good. i dose e dozed off with the ipat the kids down, dozed off with the ipad on my chest watching behind the scenes videos to last night's episode of "survivor." >> kristen: you take the cake, that's the most boring thing

ever. i almost fell asleep while you were telling me. [ laughter ] then i remembered, you're hosting, you have to stay awake. >> that's right. >> kristen: okay, and you -- now wait, i watch "jimmy kimmel live" all the time as i'm sure you, do we love him. >> yes. >> kristen: you were on one time and had the funniest segment. you said that you were obsessed with "star wars." >> yeah. >> kristen: did you know that today is national holiday, may the 4th be with you. may 4th. may the 4th be with you. you love "star wars." >> so much. >> kristen: you told a story about how you invited markham mill to your birthday party? >> yeah, i did. i believe it was my 2nd birthday party. i believe it was "empire strikes back" was coming out. i remember everything about that whole season around when "empire strikes back" came out. and so i wrote him a letter inviting him to my birthday party. >> kristen: did you think he was really going to come? >> i did. i did. >> kristen: so cute.

>> i thought at least if he got it and he was able to, if his schedule was clear. >> kristen: right, of course. >> he was probably going to come, right? >> kristen: right, right, right. if he wasn't doing anything else that day -- >> no. >> kristen: he'd be like, i'm going to hit this birthday party up. i'm going to hit this 2-year-old's birthday party up. >> let me get the jet. i got to get up to santa cruz and hit this birthday party. >> kristen: but he didn't show. >> he didn't show up. and you know what? i remember not being like crushed or anything. it was fine. i knew he must have been incredibly busy. >> kristen: yeah. >> but then it was -- i guess it was like two years -- [ "star wars" theme music playing ] ♪ ♪ >> oh, no. ♪ ♪ >> [ bleep ]. >> kristen: whoo! ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> happy birthday. >> kristen: thank you for coming! [ cheers and applause ] >> [ bleep ]. holy [ bleep ]. this is unbelievable. >> i'm sorry i missed your birthday. [ laughter ] i was checking my diary and that week i had two other birthdays, a bar mitzvah, and a supermarket opening. >> this really is one of the -- one of the best moments of my life. [ cheers and applause ] for real. >> kristen: we wanted to get you something to make up for it. "big little lies" is available on hbo go or hbo now.

be right back with music from alison krauss. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> kristen: that's all for kristen bell live. david spade will be helming the ship tomorrow. i'd like to thank charlie hunnam, adam scott, markham mill, my husband addition, and apologize to jimmy kimmel, i hope i didn't break anything. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the title track to her new album "windy city," alison krauss! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we came to you big city from our little country town ♪ ♪ and every step

he takes with you is down ♪ ♪ and you're as cold and heartless as your chilling winds that blow ♪ ♪ before you freeze his heart please let him go ♪ ♪ windy city you're holding my baby with your bright lights and your avenues ♪ ♪ so wild ♪ windy city turn loose of my baby ♪

♪ if you don't give him back i'll lose my mind ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ at night i walk your sidewalks and look in every bar ♪ ♪ i love him even though he's gone too far ♪ ♪ your swinging doors stay open just to keep him from my side ♪ ♪ and i'm on your lonely streets again tonight ♪

♪ windy city you're holding my baby with your bright lights and your avenues ♪ ♪ so wild ♪ windy city turn loose of my baby ♪ ♪ if you don't give him back i'll lose my mind ♪ ♪ if you don't give him back i'll lose my mind ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight -- >> cody! >> i didn't do that! >> the family behind youtube channel daddy o five rising to fame and some say small fortune with home videos of so-called pranks. >> it was more for shock value. >> no one is laughing now. angry backlash from viewers, the parents aaccused of inflicting trauma, two of the children temporarily removed from the home. >> videos are exaggerated. >> you be the judge. is this just a joke? plus space cadets. with the stars of the anti-superhero blockbuster "guardians of the galaxy volume 2." the surprising revolution from kurt russell. some hard-core diet advice from chris pratt. >> if you don't have a reason to be skinny, don't