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i appreciate that. i hope you had a -- i hope you had a happy day yesterday. did you remember to like all the pictures of your friends' moms on facebook? [ laughter ] i have to say i'm very proud of myself. i made sure my wife had a great mother's day. i got up early. i got up at 7:00. i quietly -- i slipped out of bed. i left the house, didn't come back until nighttime. [ laughter ] that way she could have the whole day with the kids, just her and a 2-year-old and an infant. and you know what's weird, she didn't even thank me. [ laughter ] president trump had a message for the moms of the world yesterday. he wrote, "wishing flotus, melania and all the great mothers out there a happy day with family and friends." then he went to play golf by himself. [ laughter ] i'm pretty sure going to play golf alone on mother's day while your wife takes care of the kid is grounds tore divorce, isn't it? [ laughter ] not only was it mother's day, also this weekend we had the mother of all cyberattacks.

the bigger cyberattack in history, more than 300,000 people and institutions in about 150 countries had their data held hostage by ransomware called wannacry, which sounds like a new single from harry styles. but it's a virus that locks you out. it locks you out of your own computer. you have to pay the hackers to unlock your files. now, they're still not sure who's behind the hack, but i've noticed something that might be a clue. anytime they talk about hackers on television or in the news anywhere, the hacker is always depicted in a hoodie. look at this. hoodie. hunched over a laptop, hoodie on. hoodie. mr. robot wears a hoodie. they all wear hoodies. and that's the million bitcoin question. why are hackers wearing hoodies? is there a dress code amongst them in [ laughter ] are they cold? maybe a hoodie is 24r source of power. take the hoodie away, just like that they turn into members of the geek squad, right? [ laughter ] bottom line, if you want to catch these guys, it's easy.

hang out in the hoodie section at tj max. they'll be there. [ laughter ] it's a scary thing. a number of hospitals have turned patients away because their computers weren't working. the white house says that for now it's under control. and say what you will about donald trump, he is a bit of an expert on this sort of thing, especially when it comes to cyber. >> we're going to protect our vital infrastructure from the new thing. it's called cyberattack. >> we're also going to build up our cyber defenses. cyber's a big thing. >> we must vastly improve our cyber. >> you know, cyber is becoming so big today. it's becoming something that a number of years ago, a short number of years ago wasn't even a word. and now the cyber is so big. >> the security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. and maybe it's hardly doable. >> i have a young boy, barron. he's very smart. but he's using the computer so much. we put it on lock. right? no way he can find out. i don't know what happened.

so we go back about an hour later and he's playing with the computer. we had it on lock. and we said, wait a minute, we had it on lock. you needed a sequential number. and we said, barron, how did you do that? "i'm not telling you, dad." this kid's a genius. >> and the sequential number was 1234. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but it's interesting. it was very telling. i think we figured out who the wannacry hacker is. look at that, right in the background, it's barron trump. the kid's a genius. [ laughter ] sadly the president did not get to go to florida this weekend. he had to stay back to give the commencement speech at liberty university on saturday, where he inspired graduates by marveling at the size of the crowds he's able to draw. >> this is a beautiful stadium. and it is packed. i'm so happy about that. i said how are you going to fill up a place like that?

it is packed, jerry. >> jimmy: jerry's his imaginary friend. [ laughter ] donald trump is the only person who can show up at an event where families come to see their children graduate and assume the crowd is there to see him. [ laughter ] but boy, oh boy was the student body fired up to see donald trump. >> but you aren't going to let other people tell you what you believe, especially when you know that you're right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wrap it up, orange julius, i've got a graduation party to get bombed out. usually when he speaks to a big crowd of university students it's to tell him there are no refunds. so this was actually a fun day. donald trump threw out some bigly pearls of wisdom. we slowed them down to half speed for tonight's graduating class edition of "drunk donald trump." ♪ [ slowed down ]

>> old dominion. brigham young. army. i might be at that game. who am i supposed to root for? tell me. [ laughter ] i don't know. that's a tough one, jerry. i don't know, jerry. i'm going to have to think about that one, jerry. >> oh, wow. he loves that jerry. [ laughter ] the president i'm sure you know fired fbi director james comey last week and then tweeted this. he wrote, "james comey better hope there are no tapes of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press." i don't know. if i was donald trump i wouldn't mention tapes and leaking in the same sentence. just in case. but lawmakers in washington are now demanding if there are tapes trump turn them over, not just democrats but republicans like senator lindsey graham are urging the white house to clear the air too.

here's the thing. donald trump will never release tapes because the only tapes he has were recorded on the "access hollywood" bus. there is no tape. although if he does have tapes, if he did secretly record the director of the fbi, that's incredible. it's so nutty. i mean, he's the president. you don't even know who to root for. it's like when hulk hogan dyed his hair black and teamed up with kevin nash to become hollywood hogan. [ laughter ] no? doesn't ring a bell? anyway. president trump sat for app interview with judge jeanine pirro on saturday night where he had an interesting take on the white house press briefings he hates so much. >> press conferences weren't even covered for obama practically. they were on c-span and c-span 2. there was nothing going on. >> but will you put an end to them? >> these press conferences are like the biggest thing on daytime television. >> they are. >> okay? you see the ratings. they're blowing away everything on -- just about, i think, everything. on daytime television. what i'd love to do is stop them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he wants to stop isis

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. ed helms, paul jornlgs and comedian vladimir caamano are on the way. i mentioned yesterday was mother's day. every family has their own way of celebrating mother's day. but this one is great. this kid and his nerf gun win the award for mother's day celebration of the year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. that's how i'm giving my wife flowers next year. i have some very upsetting news to report tonight. the -- i'm not sure how to tell you this, but the bachelor ben higgins and his fiance lauren bushnell are over. i know. we have to stay strong. guillermo, are you okay? >> finito? finished? >> jimmy: yeah. whatever that means. [ laughter ] ben and lauren decided to end

their relationship the same way it began, with a press release. i don't know how it went wrong. they met while ben was dating 29 other women and decided to get married an hour after he sent the last one home. they did everything right. what could have happened? [ laughter ] i don't know if you know but after "the bachelor" they had a show together on the freeform network called "ben & lauren happily ever after?" the question mark was the first clue that this wasn't going to work. [ laughter ] next year we'll use an exclamation point. well, there you go. another bachelor break-up. at this point you have a better chance of making a love connection on "american ninja warrior" than that show. [ laughter ] here's something that ben and lauren maybe should look into. this is a real trend that is apparently becoming a thing. you've heard of course of monogamy. this is called sologamy. >> how would you describe self-marriage? >> i would describe it as women saying yes to themselves. >> and what does that mean? >> it means that we are enough even if we're not partnered with

someone else. >> anderson says she grew tired of people asking why she was still single. so in front of her friends and family she married herself. >> jimmy: it was an awkward first dance. [ laughter ] why? who would come to this? this is sadder than a funeral, really. [ laughter ] the only thing weirder than marrying yourself is suing yourself for divorce later on. [ laughter ] i'm going do say something and i don't mean to sound like an old crank but i remember a simpler time when we didn't have terms like sologamy. we just called it what it was. masturbation. [ laughter ] that was that. [ applause ] thank you. hey, congratulations are in order for miss district of columbia. the new miss usa. it's the second year in a row that miss washington, d.c. has been crowned miss usa. the best part of the show as usual was the q&a portion was the finalists were asked a bunch of questions including whether they consider themselves to be

feminists. this is just before they were told to go backstage and put on their bikinis for the men to judge. [ laughter ] but not everyone can answer. you know, everybody likes to make fun of the answers the miss usa contestants give. but i wonder how any person would do if they were put on the spot like that with a camera in their face. so this afternoon we put some pedestrians to the test. we went out on the street and asked them the very same questions that they asked miss usa last night. and here is how they did. >> do you think affordable health care for all u.s. citizens is a right or a privilege, and why? >> i believe it's a privilege because not everyone -- our constitution wasn't based on the rights of health care. it was just a -- something that's given to people who are able to afford it, i guess. >> what do you consider feminism to be and do you consider yourself a feminist? >> i don't know what feminism is exactly, and i'm not a feminist. >> do you think affordable health care for all u.s. citizens is a right or a

privilege and why? >> i think it's a right and i think it should be universal because if you can afford to have celebrities walk on red carpets and encrust them with jewels you can have poor people get good help of medical care. that was horribly said. sorry. >> how would you like the global community to view the united states? >> like all together, everyone like equal. yeah. >> which specific issue regarding women's rights is most important to you? >> well, i had a few bad dates. so you women and men, we need to come together. okay? so everybody should get the same amount of rights. but some women shouldn't judge you because you don't have a car. california's expensive. [ applause ] >> congratulations. you're the new miss usa. is there anyone you'd like to thank? >> oh, miss usa -- well, mwa,

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welcome back to the show. tonight, he is a full-on nba superstar and half of the beatles too. from the indiana pacers paul george is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then a very funny gentleman. he's here to demonstrate that. vladimir caamano from the

mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow a very fun show, justin theroux and snoop dogg will be here. later this week bryan cranston, john depp, kelly rohrback. science bob fluger. and music from pairamore and link-inning park too. join us for those shows. our first guest is a very funny man who's about to join the ranks of kirk, kangaroo and crunch as he takes the title role in captain underpants, the first epic movie. >> what is this? poor soul. you are trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison. what's that? i can't hear you. but i see your tears. >> is it okay that i'm kind of loving this? >> yes and no. but mostly yes. >> fear not. i will set you free. >> what is wrong with you? >> that's better. i can hear you now. >> jimmy: "captain underpants" opens in theaters june 2nd. please welcome ed helms! [ cheers and applause ]

very good to see you. >> great to see you too. thank you. >> jimmy: you look well. >> yeah, i've lost a little weight since the "captain underpants" shooting. >> jimmy: are you that method an actor? >> yeah. a lot of people think that's animated. that's actually me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you'll put on some weight and wear diapers at a recording session. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are you? >> aim great. how are you? how's billy? >> jimmy: my son is doing very well, thank you very much. i assume you mean my son billy. >> yes. >> jimmy: not billy idol. >> not billy idol. no, i was very moved by what you said about -- the story you that told about billy and of course some of the larger issues. [ applause ] and it struck a chord with me in particular because i had heart surgery. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> i was 13 years old. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so unlike billy, who had a lot of infant surgery i was a

teenager. >> jimmy: what was the issue? what issue did you have? >> i had a supervalvular aortic and pulmonic stenosis. >> jimmy: supervalvular? it sounds awesome in a way. >> that's why i'm captain underpants. [ laughter ] so if it wasn't for that. >> jimmy: next time you come i'm going to introduce you as the supervalvular ed helms. >> yes. thank you. >> jimmy: so how long did your recovery take? did you have to miss school? >> well, yes. it was over spring break in seventh grade i think. and i missed -- but after that i missed a couple weeks of school. >> jimmy: did it make you more popular at school? were people like oh, hey, supervalvular -- >> yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> jimm when you're 13 you're milking everything you can for attention. >> jimmy: you were literally milking everything you can. >> how was your spring break? i'd be like how was your ski

trip? oh, great. how was yours? well, you know, i had heart surgery. they sawed my chest open. >> jimmy: yeah. >> fixed my heart. >> jimmy: did that impress the ladies at school? >> i thought it would. but it didn't actually. so this is interesting you ask because i had -- while i was in the hospital i got balloons from a girl that i had a big crush on. and then i got back to school and i saw her and i was like, hey, so thanks for those balloons, it really pulled me through. i was hanging on by a thread there for a while and your balloons really kind of got me out the other end. and she was like, what are you talking about? oh, i think my mom must have sent those. [ laughter ] oh! my heart was fixed only to get shattered. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hopefully she's picked up some tact over the years. >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: how long were you in the hospital when that happened? >> so the surgery was like nine hours. and then i was in icu for about

a week, and then a couple of days after that. >> jimmy: do you still have checkups on your heart to make sure everything's okay? >> i do. >> jimmy: you do. wow. >> i still see a cardiologist. >> jimmy: same one? >> no. that was a pediatric cardiologist there. but he's actually a close family friend, our pediatric cardiologist. but now i see an adult cardiologist. >> jimmy: your cardiologist was a child? that's unbelievable. [ laughter ] that's how it works. it's weird. when you have a heart problem when you're a teenager, another teenager will operate. >> yeah. they have the best perspective on it. they know what's in there. they know how it works. i see a cardiologist now, and what's crazy is the technology has advanced so much that you can drink this like radioactive potion and it allows them to take pictures of your heart. and i sat in my cardiologist's office and looked at a 3-d -- we like flew around a 3-d model of my heart. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was insane.

>> jimmy: it's like california adventure but inside you. >> yeah. i remember the cardiologist was saying your pediatric surgeon was an artist. this is mind-blowing. something about the shape of my heart, how it had -- the guy had done a great job. >> jimmy: so you have a beautiful heart. you literally know that. that's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] and you grew up to become -- you grew up to become captain underpants. it's really an inspiring story. >> that's all there is to it. >> jimmy: kevin hart is your co-star. is that correct to say he's your co-star in the movie? >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: you guys are known each other for how long have you known each other? >> so kevin and i weirdly go way back. he's one of the first fellow comedians i knew when i first started doing stand-up in new york. >> jimmy: and you guys would watch each other work? >> so there was this little divy comedy club in the village called the boston comedy club, which was ironically in new york city.

>> jimmy: yes. >> and we both did sets there all the time. i did -- i hosted the open mike nights and all this stuff. yeah. some brutal early years of comedy. >> jimmy: what was brutal? do you remember any one incident? >> yes, i do. there was a heckler who was just relentlessly talking and heckling me during my set. and finally i was like, come on, man, what are you, a brain surgeon? and he said yes, i am, as a matter of fact. [ laughter ] and he was. like he literally was. and i called him out. i was like, yeah, right. prove it. and so he proceeds to describe the surgery that he had performed that day. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. and it was a great show but not because of me. >> jimmy: brain surgeon by day, heckler by night. what a lunatic. >> all i could think is that he like trolls comedy clubs hoping that somebody will call him a brain surgeon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's there with a rocket scientist.

>> yeah. exactly. >> jimmy: i read something but in a magazine. i don't recall which magazine it was. probably "the new yorker," "atlantic" or something like that. >> of course. "national geographic." >> jimmy: 25 things you don't know about ed helms. and one of the things we didn't know, maybe some knew but i didn't know, is you say you can spin any flat object under two pounds on your finger. >> yeah. that's true. >> jimmy: would you be prepared to demonstrate that for us here tonight? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it would be my pleasure. >> jimmy: something like the cushion on a couch, could you spin something like that? i think it's removable. yes, it is removable. all right. >> let's see. >> jimmy: here we go. ed helms. >> this is a tough one. >> jimmy: all right.

[ cheers and applause ] that's all right. what about l.l. cool j's platinum body book? >> yeah. are you kidding me? that's going to work. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what about one of these things that they measure your shoes? a braddock device. >> this one i have never tried. >> jimmy: all right. >> find the center of gravity. [ cheers and applause ] come on. challenge me. >> jimmy: this is heavier than two pounds, but this is a chicago style deep dish pizza. >> oh, my god. oh, that is heavy. >> jimmy: can ed spin it? >> whoa. >> jimmy: we got you the

crookedest pan possible. [ cheers and applause ] amazing. all right, ed. one more. >> that was close. that was close. >> jimmy: can you spin this birthday cake? >> oh, boy. this is not going to end well. that would be a sheet cake. >> jimmy: here he is, captain underpants, about to spin a sheet cake. >> this is also heavier than two pounds. >> jimmy: definitely heavier than two pounds. and you only get one shot at this really. and here we go. [ cheers and applause ] very nicely done. ed helms, everybody. "captain underpants: the first epic movie" opens june 2nd. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: hi. welcome back. still to come, vladimir caamano. our next guest is a four-time nba all-star, an olympic gold medalist, and here in los angeles we would really like him to become a laker too. from the indiana pacers, please welcome pg-13, paul george. [ cheers and applause ]

i appreciate you -- i know you'd rather be probably still playing, still in the playoffs. >> of course. >> jimmy: but what are you going to do? >> of course. this is a great option b to come here. >> jimmy: how does it work when you're eliminated from the playoffs? do you continue to watch them on television or are you like i just want to get that out of my head? >> no, i do. i'm a big fan of the game. i love the nba. i love watching basketball. i love watching good basketball. so it's kind of a motivation. >> jimmy: as far as who you root for, do you like -- do you root against lebron and the cavaliers? >> i root for who beats me. >> jimmy: see, that makes sense. >> they've done a good job. >> reporte >> jimmy: and you want them to sweep everyone else. because it's like yeah, they swept everybody. >> in this case i cannot root for lebron. >> jimmy: oh, you cannot root for lebron. >> i'm kidding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's your best friend on the teams still playing? who are you closest to? >> still playing? i think i became really close with kevin. kevin durant. >> jimmy: so when you're watching kevin, do you -- you send him a text saying hey,

you're doing great or give him advice or anything like that? >> i haven't gave kevin -- kevin, man, he knows it. he knows the game. >> jimmy: you have other friends that don't? >> yeah. they all do. don't do that, jimmy. don't do that. [ laughter ] i give advice when i see frustration or -- >> jimmy: you do? you notice things in the game. you say -- >> as a player you see certain things. >> jimmy: i got you. what does an nba superstar get for his mom on mother's day? >> what does she get herself for -- >> jimmy: oh, is that how it works? >> she kind of ordered what she wanted already. >> jimmy: she tells you or she just orders it? >> so she came to me. i think this was re very strategic. she came to me about a week ago asking for some diamond earrings. and she's like, man, ain't i worth it? when she said that, what do you do? you've got to get them. so i got her -- >> jimmy: you got her two or one? because you could really send a message if you just give her the one. >> she said rings.

>> jimmy: the nba draft lottery is tomorrow night. you were drafted in 2010. what is that experience like? who comes with you? how does it go? >> it was fun. honestly, it was fun. it was my first time to new york for one. and the family's first time to new york. >> jimmy: wow. >> and my parents' first time flying, period. it was awesome to get my grandmother there, my dad, my mom. we had family friends there, my sisters. it was a big group. >> jimmy: did you fly out on a private jet? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. >> afterwards. after the money came. southwest air. >> jimmy: and did you guys have a party after you were drafted? >> we did. actually, we got pretty wasted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: with your grandma? >> no. she had a curfew. my dad and i, i remember going out, we got wasted, got trashed. they didn't tell me i had to go to indy until after a couple drinks, that i had to go meet

larry bird and the whole organization the next morning. >> jimmy: oh, the next morning. >> sew caught like a 7:00 a.m. flight going to indiana and we were out of it and there we were. >> jimmy: speaking of larry bird, magic johnson who of course is the president of basketball operations for the lakers now, was here a couple weeks ago, and we were speaking about you. [ applause ] i don't know if you saw this but let's take a look. >> what constitutes tampering? if you're on the vacation and you run into paul george, are you not allowed to speak to him? >> no, we're going to say hi because we know each other. i just can't say i want you to come to the lakers even though i'm going to be winking like -- [ laughter ] you know what that means, right? >> jimmy: all right. so has he winked at you yet? >> that's hilarious. >> jimmy: does that have any impact on you? does that have an effect on you? >> no, man. >> jimmy: it doesn't? >> i love magic. i love magic. great dude. >> jimmy: good. you're going to be working for

him. [ laughter ] >> i'm going to always get those ties. i'm an l.a. kid. actually, kobe is like the biggest person in my house. >> jimmy: sure. have you talked to kobe about coming to the lakers? >> not yet. i plan on working out with him. and pick his brain a little bit. >> jimmy: have you worked out with him before? >> no. not yet. >> jimmy: are you nervous about that? >> oh, yeah. absolutely. i'm training now to get ready to work out with him. >> jimmy: i've heard stories about kobe working out with a guy and kobe says yeah, i'll pick you up tomorrow at 4:00 and then the guy's standing out there at 4:00 and finally calls kobe and said hey, what happened you? didn't pick me up. he says i meant 4:00 a.m., not 4:00 p.m. are you prepared for that kind of situation? >> if it's with kobe, whatever he says you've got to do. >> jimmy: you've got to do. >> it's the mamba. you've got to listen to the mamba. >> jimmy: i hope he tells you to come to the lakers. but of course people in indiana this is the worst case scenario for them. >> it is. i love indy, though. it's really a hard -- >> jimmy: is there any chance you could play for both teams?

[ laughter ] that would be unprecedented. you really -- i guess this is the greatest honor you can receive as an athlete, is to have your own brand of shoe, correct? this is the pg-1. [ cheers and applause ] how much -- it comes in a pair, even. >> i wonder if ed can spin it. >> jimmy: can you spin it? >> i'm terrible. >> jimmy: how much input do you have into what your shoe looks like? >> monsly i ha ly . >> honestly, i have full input. this is how this came up. i drew a shoe up and sent it to nike. they came back to me like this was the [ bleep ] shoe we've seen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they were honest. >> they were brutally honest. >> jimmy: what was bad about it? >> i thought it was great. i spent maybe about five, six hours trying to draw this shoe. and it took them about 20 seconds to rip the whole picture up. >> jimmy: do you still have that picture?

>> they've got it. >> jimmy: they have it, yeah. they'll have it in a museum or something? >> i don't know where they got it but they have it supposedly. >> jimmy: they didn't like your shoe and then they said this is the one you'll like? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it looks just like this. >> we got you, paul. no, so we worked really hard. we probably went through about five or six sessions of actually being together working on this shoe. >> jimmy: and when you reject a drawing, a shoe, do they give it to a lesser player, like a guy who's not an all-star? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: that goes to someone else? >> no. >> jimmy: it's very fascinating how it all works. wow, we're going to have a lot of fun when you get here. i'll tell you that. it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] paul george, everybody. his shoe the pg one from nike is available now. we'll be right back with vladimir caamano.

>> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny young man. you can see him regularly at the comedy and magic club in hermosa beach, and he has an onli seri please welcome, vladimir caamaño!

[ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. i appreciate that. thank you. i appreciate that. beautiful. i just got into an argument with my dad because my father wears t-shirts he has no business wearing. my father's from dominican republic and he has shirts like "kiss me i'm irish." [ laughter ] "proud to be a farmer's wife." [ laughter ] my father has every losing super bowl team t-shirt. [ laughter ] and i have no idea where he gets the shirts from. same response every time. hey, dad, where'd you get that shirt? "they gave it to me." who? "the guy came over here, two, three, four, five." [ laughter ] that's how my dad summarizes a conversation. you throw some numbers in there. they gave it know two, three, for, five. four, five, seven, eight. [ laughter ] never says the number six, though, skips right over it. [ laughter ] i didn't have a sixth birthday.

the cake said "in between 5 and 7." [ laughter ] i also have a great mom. my mom's obsessed with tropicana orange juice. she can't comprehend how they get all those oranges in one box. blows her mind. and when she found out they had tropicana with no pulp, forget about it. [ laughter ] the thing is she can't pronounce pulp. this is my mom trying to order pulp-free juice at the fancy manhattan stores. [ speaking spanish ] perot no -- p-p-p-p-p-p inside. two for $5. >> security, there's a woman in the juice aisle spitting on herself. security, please. she's being followed by a short latino man wearing a buffalo bills super bowl champion t-shirt. security! that never happened! [ laughter ] [ applause ]

i have an older brother who's a salsa instructor in the bronx. smooth, man. his name is francis but he goes by francois. [ laughter ] smooth. he jumps in the pool, no splash. my brother speaks spanish with an italian accent. that's how smooth he is. [ speaking spanish ] [ applause ] my mother said when he was born she said there was no pushing. she said he slid right out. [ laughter ] and then he breast-fed himself. he was like, i got this. and it was the nurse's breast. [ laughter ] give it to me. my family lives in the bronx, which is a rough neighborhood. and i know that because we don't have name brand atm. it that's how you know you live in a poor place, when the atm is outside. there's no name brand.

it just says atm. there's a flickering light. all see is a-t. this is where you get robbed at. [ laughter ] for some reason the keypad is always wet. you put the wrong pin number, it still goes through. [ laughter ] the machine is asking you for money. yo, let me borrow 20. let me borrow 20. [ laughter ] it's my belief that every atm in america should come wp an old black woman right next to it. just to cheer you up. you get your receipt, you see that low balance. oh, god. she comes up right behind you, it's going to be all right, baby, we gonna make it through. [ laughter ] ♪ mm, mm [ applause ] who are you? i'm phyllis. ♪ mm, mm thank you so much, guys. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very well done. vladimir caamano. i want to thank my guests and

apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. good night! this is "nightline." >> tonight the breaking news. a stunning report that president trump shared classified information about possible terror attacks with the russians. but vehement denials tonight from two top administration officials. plus, a family's pledge. >> it looked like he got hit by a car. he was in bad shape. >> the family of the penn state student who died after a fraternity hazing ritual speaking out about those heartbreaking hospital moments. >> the nurse brought me forward, told me to kiss him good-bye. >> new details from a grand jury report that shocked his long-time girlfriend. who the family now says must be held accountable. >> they treated him like a rag doll, like he was road kill. and made in the shade. fifth harmony singer