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thank you for coming. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: very nice. i appreciate it. i'm not -- well, thanks for joining us. you know, we had kind of a flip-flop weather wise. it was a cool 68 degrees here today in los angeles, and 94 in washington, d.c. today. the temperature was higher than sean spicer's blood pressure today in washington d.c. it was another dramatic day in the oval office. guillermo, you know who works in the oval office? >> guillermo: the president. >> jimmy: that's right. what shape thes the president of mexico's office? >> guillermo: i think a square. >> jimmy: i'll say about this our president, president trump. he comes up with a new twist every day. senator john mccain last night said the scandal involving former fbi director james comey is reaching watergate size in scale and he's a limited partnership. of course, an increasing number of democrats are screaming for
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trump's impeachment. by the way, betting odds, you bet on this sort of thing, betting odds on donald trump being impeached are close to 50-50, close to even. at this point melania is looking pretty smart for not moving out of new york, you know. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: and then, of course, there's the whole blabbing secrets to the russians thing. today the department of justice appointed a special counsel to look into all -- i don't know, former fbi director robert mueller is in charge, which is big. even vladimir putin weighed in on it today. he actually offered to help straight the record straight. >> translator: we're seeing political schizophrenia developing in the u.s. i see no other reason for the accusations of trump revealing any secrets to sergei lavrov. if the american administration agrees, we're ready to provide the transcript of lavrov and trump's talks to the u.s. senate and congress. >> jimmy: wait, you guys have a transcript and we don't? how is that possible? this explains why the russian
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ambassador insisted donald trump speak directly into the flowers he brought him. can you imagine a former kgb agent, vladimir putin, offering to vouch for our president's credibility? what a love story this is. it is like "the notebook 2." out of all of the hours and hours of cable news coverage, trump and russia, i would like to offer congratulations to michael weiss who got the aaward for number one moment of the night. >> many of them i used the respect by the way, i thought they stood on principal about going after obama, on the middle east and policy. they're saying, well, the real problem is not that trump might have blown an israeli spy -- meaning he might have blown his cover that is. >> jimmy: my god. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: this president will do anything to stop those leaks. that was on cnn of course, the coverage was more fair and tilted towards trump on fox.
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this morning on fox and friend they did everything possible to put a positive spin on what many believe was an obstruction of justice. >> regarding michael flynn, he said, i hope you can let this go. now, some people are saying, well, clearly he's ordering the fbi director to end the investigation. you know, some people are saying, does it rise to the level of obstruction of justice. not so fast. >> because you're saying the word "hope" is the operative word here. i hope you can let it go. he is not directing him to let it go. >> yeah, he said he's a good guy, i hope you can let it go. >> right. he said i hope. >> jimmy: that's not illegal, if you say hope. when obama said hope nobody impeached him. he put it on his poster. all trump said is "i hope you can let it go." maybe he was singing the song from "frozen," we don't know. those three on "fox & friends," trump could shoot one in the heart live on the air, the
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surviving two would still defend donald trump. you know, it is getting increasingly difficult to tell what is true and what isn't. so we've come up with a handy guide to tell the difference between two kinds of news out there. we'll start with this. >> more breaking news, indeed another blockbuster revelation, this time from the "new york times" which has just published a report saying that president trump asked then fbi director james comey to end the investigation of michael flynn, the president's former national security adviser. >> jimmy: okay. that's fake news. anything wolf blitzer is fake news and there's three ways of telling. number one, it is mean to president trump. number two, it is negative. and, number three, that's it, there is no number three. now let's look at the other category of news. ♪ >> all right. some inventive young high school students became fast friends with president trump showing our their award winning science project at the white house. a giant model, inscribed with
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big, bold, gold capital letters bearing its name sake trump. >> how did you come up with the name trump? anybody have an idea. >> simply because he conquers all. >> oh. >> jimmy: all right. so that is fox news. there are three ways of telling it is fox news. number one, it is nice to the president. number two, it is positive. and, number three, it has nothing to do with anything going on in the world. okay. so let's recap. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: this is fake news. >> what we see is a presidency starting to come apart. >> jimmy: okay. and this is fox news. >> it is okay if you don't like trump. i'm not mad about that. but how about filling some potholes in, you know, and arresting some public urinators? >> jimmy: yes, those are the leakers we need to find, the public urinators. as simple as that. the president was in connecticut today to give a commencement speech at the u.s. coast guard academy and for once he didn't make it about himself. to his credit he put all of the stuff going aside to place the
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focus where it should be, on the young graduates on their special day. >> look at the way i've been treated lately. [ laughter ] >> especially by the media. thank you, everybody. great honor. good luck. enjoy your life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: enjoy your life. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: enjoy your life. is that a commencement speech or you just break up with 'em, enjoy your life. meanwhile, the race for 2020 is shaping up. according to a new public policy poll, if he ran for president dwayne "the rock" johnson would beat donald trump 42 to 37%. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: polls are never wrong. i think an actual rock might beat donald trump at this point. the thing is "the rock," dwayne said he is considering this. he said in an interview with gq
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last week there's a real possibility he would run for president. while it may sound crazy, when you look at it he has qualifications to be president. he has served in the military, he worked in the cia, he handled natural disasters, he protects our oceans, and he can handle the tooth. so, you know, it is not so outrageous. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: i would consider it. it would be funny if in the future when kids learn about president johnson they ask, you mean andrew, lyndon or the rock? what a race that would be, the donald versus the rock. it would be the greatest race for president/pay per view event of all time. >> the stage is set. whois title holder donald trump. >> i'm here to challenge you. >> defends his belt against "the rock." >> you come out here, you run down our country. it is a country we love. it is a country we're proud of. >> i think i'm stronger than you.
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>> we don't boo you because you support russia. >> get ready to dwayne the swamp at electo mania 2020. >> running around here looking like a big fat bowel of fruity pebbles. >> it is an ought-out smack down of democracy. >> you're right. he is scared. you're right. >> we're looking at what would happen if a homeless lumber jack banged an oompa loompa. >> jimmy: we're going the take a break. when we come back, makes mischief at costco. so stick around. we will be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by --
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome, hunter hayes, sitting in with the cletones. kelly rorhbach, music from paramore and bryan cranston is here. we don't hear much good news lately, but an encouraging report. according to the center for disease control, american teenagers are drinking less than in a long time. teen alcohol consumption is lowest it's been since 1991. it is hard to drink when your hands are always texting. i don't know if it is good -- i don't know if teenagers are drinking less because they're smoking more pot or what. while it is good for our kids and their health and safety, it is not particularly good news for everyone. >> hello, teens. it is me, your parents' liquor cabinet. recent reports say you've cut way down on drinking, and that's
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great, for you. but teen drinking is my only chance to get rid of some of these bottles way in the back, the ones your parents would never miss, like galliano. what is it? all i know is it is a weird bottle and i want it out. how about the apricot brandy back there? just as sweet coming up as going down. this prom season, stop by, say hello. pick up a half bottle of amaretto. i'll hold your hair for you. thanks, guys. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: something to think about anyway. so from time to time we send my cousin sal out of the office to have some fun with his fellow man, and one of the spots where he really shines is costco where the return counter suddenly becomes a very confusing place. ♪
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>> take you over here, sir. >> absolutely awful. i want to return it. >> what happened? >> i bought 'em but they're so terrible, they're all dry. i just couldn't eat 'em. >> you couldn't? >> yeah. >> what is this, real chicken jerky? >> yeah. >> buffalo style? the problem is with thesedible items -- >> oh, you can't? >> no, i can, but the customer has to prove to me they don't enjoy it. >> i tasted them, they're terrible. >> i know, but i have to get a picture of you not enjoying it. >> okay. forget it. >> what do you mean? no, no -- >> okay. >> let me get a picture. >> i'll give your money back. >> okay. >> but you have to be biting it. hold on one second. hold on. but be like, oo, like you don't want to eat it. wait, hold on. maybe -- but i have to -- here, put it back. okay. now maybe throw your head back a little bit. a little more in your mouth, a little more in your mouth.
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you really, really despise it, right? you know what i mean? >> i can't do it anymore. >> why? no, i have to get the perfect picture. you spit all over that. okay. go ahead. okay, on three. one -- no, go ahead. one, two, three, just bite down on it. like a little -- a little section. give me sultry, maybe like a wink, a little wink. >> sorry. >> okay. one -- that's pretty good. all right. now hold it to your mouth. now say, i hate it, i hate it. >> i hate it. >> all right. spit up a little bit on it. maybe spit up. try to vomit. [ laughter ] >> he's right. that's terrible. don't buy it. ♪ >> how you doing. welcome to costco. what you have here? >> my wife bought this for christmas for somebody and she never gave it to them. >> uh-oh. >> so we're bringing it back. >> what happened? what's going on?
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trouble at home? >> no, why? >> she's buying gifts for other fellows. >> no, she buys -- she's got seven brothers. >> she buys for everybody. >> seven brothers and two sisters she's got. >> all right. this is worth $90. i'm going to give you double the value of these sweat pants if you're willing to play crab claw wiffle ball. you ready? >> no, i'm not going to play. >> i think you'll do it. double your money. here is your crab claw bag. hold that for a second. hold that. >> it is frozen. >> i know. it is not guy anywhere. take a step back. i'm going to pitch one to you. if you hit it over my head, you get twice the value of the sweat pants. >> why don't you ask somebody else to do all of this? >> you're going to do great. >> you got fob crazy. >> who is your favorite baseball player. >> mickey mantle. >> the mick could hit it a mile. go ahead and step back.
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i'm going to throw you -- i'll walk it to you. >> i'm not going to do that. >> two hands, come on. >> hey, how come he's so crazy and you're not. >> i'm not crazy. don't answer that. two hands-on. >> this thing is leaking. >> i know, let's do it quick. do it quick. two hands. >> no. >> come on, mickey mantle. >> come on. >> two hands. ready? [ cheering and applause ] >> home run. very nice. all right. i'm going to need you to pea in a cup. i have to check you for steroids. >> jimmy: thanks, cousin sal. from the new "baywatch" movie kelly rorhbach is here. we have music from paramore.
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♪ >> jimmy: that's five-time grammy nominee hunter hayes sitting in with the cletones. thank you, hunter. you can see hunter live this saturday, at the malibu guitar festival. >> jimmy: tonight, from the new big screen version of "baywatch," kelly rohrbach is here. then, their latest album is called "after laughter," paramore from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. the kids have been lined up outside for paramore since this morning. tomorrow, johnny depp will be here, science bob pflugfelder will join us, and we'll have music from linkin park. please join us for all of that. >> jimmy: our first guest won so many emmys that they finally kicked him off of television for good he's an oscar-nominated movie star, with a new movie called "wakefield" that opens friday. please say hello to [ cheering and applause ] bryan cranston.
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[ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: bryan, really good to see you. >> good to see you, too. thank you. >> jimmy: i don't mean to put you on the spot. you're a guy, you grew up here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a young woman in our audience tonight. >> oh, i heard. >> jimmy: a nurse. >> the one driving to san diego. >> jimmy: she is planning to drive to san diego to have a hamburger at a place called ho-dad's which i have never heard of, maybe it might be good. where should she have a hamburger in l.a. that would be better than driving to san diego? >> that's risky. i don't know. >> jimmy: i would say father's office is a good place. >> that's good. >> jimmy: the apple pan. >> that's old fashioned. been there 50, 60 years. >> jimmy: you can't go wrong with in and out.
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>> a lot of good burger places. why not go from san diego to tijuana and have tacos? >> jimmy: there you go. >> why stop there? help build the wall. with taco shells. >> jimmy: you're a big movie star now. you're able to still go to fast food restaurants and walk around amongst humans? >> you know, kind of. >> jimmy: kind of? >> sort of. it is really interesting because, you know, there's no training for this. i just wanted to be a working actor. that happened and all of a sudden it is like a couple of breaks happen here and there, and people are recognizing me. >> jimmy: i see your face on people's shirts all the time, at least a drawing of your face from "breaking bad." >> i will see a walter white shirt on some guy and i will sneak up to him and saddle up next to him and just go, i like your shirt. [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ].
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>> i swear the guy is like, what's the -- he looks at me and goes, ah. i go, shhh and i leave. by the time i turn the corner, i start running because in my head i have this magic thing like, no, i swear to god, he's -- where did he go? >> jimmy: that's probably what is actually happening. >> i love it. >> jimmy: you wrote a book that was a best seller. it was about your life, stories of your life. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was it fun for you to go around the country sharing your life story with people? >> it was a delight. it was a little disconcerting only because i was in a different city every night. >> jimmy: right. >> for three straight weeks. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so there's that time where you've been in a hotel room, a different hotel room and you wake up and you have to go to the bathroom and you stand there and go, i have no idea where it is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i might as well go in this plant. wait a minute, that's not a
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plant. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and meeting the people on the road -- >> jimmy: you signed books and stuff like that? >> signing books. a lot of people are very friendly, and i usually, you know, i'll get someone that comes up and says, would you sign this for my brother? he's a huge fan. i go, what, you're not a huge fan? they go, oh, no, i am too but my brother really -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> one time a guy came up to me and said, oh, this is going to be great, my wife is a huge fan of yours. i said, my standard, what, you're not a huge fan of mine? he goes, unh. >> jimmy: honesty is not always the best policy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that will bring you down-to-earth i guess. you just finished shooting a movie with kevin hart? >> i did. >> jimmy: he seems like he enjoys his life. >> oh, man, does he ever. >> jimmy: right? >> he is a dynamo. >> jimmy: he is. he has a lot of energy and a lot of positive energy it seems
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like. >> unbelievable. he comes on the set and ignites and makes everybody laugh. and he's a good energy to have, although he has some of his own fears. in this movie that will come out next year, we have to go paragliding is it. i talked to him and said, are you going to go paragliding and he goes, no, no. no. let me tell you this, bryan. we're all going to die. [ laughter ] >> i'm just not going to help. [ laughter ] >> so instead he gets on a crane, so they said, well, he's not going paragliding, how do we do this? we have a big green screen back and an arm boom and connecting with wires and things like that and we just raise him about 15 feet off the ground. even that, ahh, ahh, ahh. >> jimmy: really? >> he just --
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>> jimmy: well, 15 feet for kevin hart is more than most people. in fairness to him. >> in fairness. >> jimmy: and it depends, yeah. a lot of people don't know, but you were my older son, who is now 23 years old, his little league coach. >> yeah, it is true. >> jimmy: yeah, bryan was the best little league coach i think he ever had, i mean certainly better than my little league coaches most of whom were psychotic honestly. there was one guy who wore dolphin shorts that you could see not most of his nuts, all of his nuts. >> all of his nuts. >> jimmy: yeah. >> with high socks up to the knees and a whistle. >> jimmy: oh, you had this guy, too? >> i had the same guy. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back i have a surprise from you and something from your youth perhaps you have not seen. brian can stone is with us. his new movie is called "wakefield." we'll be right back. ♪
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>> coffee, cookies? come on in. oh, he's going to need whitener for his coffee, diana. >> excuse me. you don't have any soy milk, do
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you? >> of course she's got soy milk. she's got everything. please, ben. please, tell her about your tragic lactose intolerance. all of the bloating and flatulence. >> jimmy: that's bryan cranston in "wakefield." i think you need to explain what is going on there. >> well, it is all self-explanatory right there. it is a really interesting story about a guy who comes home one night, a lovely guy, working hard, has a wife and a couple of kids, and he shoos a raccoon out of his garage attic. while he's up there he sees by way of the courtyard through the window and into his house. he sees his wife and his children, and he's fascinated by watching his life without him in it. and he decides to stay, and he stays for -- well, as you can see, until whiskers start to
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grow. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it is such a weird, good movie. >> jimmy: i think there are a lot of thoughts you have watching it. one of them is, i kind of would like to do that for a little while just to see what would go on. >> i think that's what resonates with audiences, is that who in the world wouldn't like to just once push the pause button of your life and take a break, take an adult snow day, and do whatever you want and don't be responsible? and then you can push it back and connect up with your life. howard wakefield does that, but then he can't unstick the button. >> jimmy: right. >> he doesn't know how to reenter. >> jimmy: because they're not going to be happy when he comes back. in a way it is like tom sawyer watching his own funeral, and then it goes on and on past the funeral. a little bit like a movie, i think it was one of those after school specials, "bad ronald." do you remember "bad ronald?" >> no. >> jimmy: bad ronald that pushed
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a kid down and she died and the police were going to arrest him. so his mom hid him in a wall in his house, and his mom died and he had to live in the wall while the new family -- you're like an adult bad ronald. >> i want to see that movie, too. >> jimmy: not as good as this one. so you grew up here, as i mentioned a little while ago. we got your yearbook to take a look through it and see what was in it. you're in like a whole bunch of clubs. you were in a lot of extracurricular activities, including most interestingly i thought, down here right here, you can zoom in. that's you right there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the chemistry club. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which is -- [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: a bit of trivia. >> yeah. and were it true it would be a great story about how it was a precursor to walter white in "breaking bad" but it is not
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true. >> jimmy: what do you mean it is not true? it is in the yearbook. >> so it must be true? >> jimmy: yes, of course. is this fake news, back then? >> there was always, you know, picture day and all of the clubs have to show up at certain, you know, 10-minute intervals, show up there. so my friend sergio and i ditched class and showed up to all these different club pictures. [ laughter ] >> i think we're in four or five different clubs that we were never in. >> jimmy: the other club members didn't object? >> some of the chemistry club members were going, hey, you're not in our club. you know, a big tough guy, hey, shut up, i'm a club guy. >> jimmy: quiet nerds. >> quiet nerds. >> jimmy: so your school sent something over. this is their yearbook from last year, 2016. because apparently you weren't pictured in the regular part of the yearbook -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: why weren't you in the regular? >> it was one of those rare errors of omissions.
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i was supposed to be in it. i have never seen this. >> jimmy: this is what they did this year. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: they added you and they found your picture, and they -- [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: "the breaking bad hunter." now there's something right at the bottom. it says you were in the chemistry club. [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: the lie lives on. >> jimmy: bryan cranston! "wakefield" opens in theaters friday, and on-demand on may 26th. we'll be right back with kelly rohrbach. ♪ it's something that's always present. you're always thinking about it. what if my cancer comes back? i've been working on this therapy for 5 years now and we're getting ready to go to the clinic. my son definitely keeps me fighting. i want to be there for him when he needs me. that's what motivates me. i want to see patients have gray hair. i see myself growing old with my pink hair.
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♪ >> jimmy: still to come, from paramore. our next guest makes the slow-motion leap from the sports illustrated swimsuit issue to the feature-film version of "baywatch," it opens in theaters a week from tomorrow, please welcome kelly rohrbach.
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♪ [ cheering and applause ]. >> hi. >> jimmy: well, you smell -- >> how you doing? >> jimmy: you smell very good. i'm doing well. thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is your first big movie? >> it is. >> jimmy: i learned something about you today. your intention was not necessarily to be an actor, you were focused on golf. >> i was. >> jimmy: you must be a very good golfer i assume? >> i went to college for golf. i has a scholarship for golf. >> jimmy: georgetown is a hard school, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is hard to get in. you played on the golf team there. >> i did. >> jimmy: when you play on the golf team at georgetown, do you have to go to classes or do they say, oh, she is good, we'll give her a "c" and push her through. >> well, that's where the acting comes in. >> jimmy: i see. >> i was like where's the easiest class on campus? they were right that way.
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no problem, i'll be taking that class. >> jimmy: what are the classes that you can pretty much get an "a" no matter what? >> i took history of australia. i know all about the aborigines. >> jimmy: see, you only weren't paying that much attention. tell us about the aborigines. let's start from the beginning. >> we don't have time for that. >> jimmy: what grade did you get in that class. >> i took all of the a classes on campus. >> jimmy: a for aborigine. >> and australia. >> jimmy: what other classes did you take? >> performance studies, i chose rubbon dancing and mask puppetteering. >> jimmy: is that a class? >> it is. >> jimmy: what is mask puppeteering. >> it is mask work and it is the
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most super fun. you walk around class in a mask. >> jimmy: it is time to shut down our universities, it really is. is there any actual puppeteeing? you are just wearing a mask? >> yeah, well, this is going to get really hoke. >> jimmy: yes. >> you have a partner that acts as your puppeteer and you're the mask. >> jimmy: i got you. and you do whatever your body is doing. >> it is about the connection you establish and working off the other person, and so you're supposed to feel them -- yeah, it's -- it is hokey but it worked. i loved it. it was great. >> jimmy: somehow you wound up in acting as a result of it. >> no, but i took classes and i loved it and had the best time. after i graduated i was like, all right, what should i do with this degree? so i flew out to l.a. and -- >> jimmy: and here you are. >> here i am i guess. >> jimmy: what do you do when you first get to l.a.? did you have contacts or anybody
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you were here to see or live with? >> no, i just showed up. >> jimmy: you showed up, said, sign me up? >> no, i google willed how d ho agent. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: and google was right. >> power of the internet. who knew, it works. >> jimmy: you were a "sports illustrated" swimsuit model. i mentioned that earlier. really like what could be better for someone who was a "sports illustrated" swimsuit model than to be in the "baywatch" movie. you were too young probably for "baywatch," right? >> i was too young, but i was an avid fan. i was four years old, sucking my thumb in onesie pajamas watching "baywatch," i swear. it was my sisters and my go-to show. everybody that does a reboot says that. >> jimmy: and they're lying almost all the time. >> die-hard. >> jimmy: you have actual proof. this is amazing. you brought a photograph. you took this when? >> in 2014. >> jimmy: okay. so -- >> 2017, so three years ago.
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>> jimmy: before there was talk of a "baywatch" movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is something you posted to instagram or your sister posted to instagram? >> i posted. >> jimmy: show this picture. now, this is a photograph you took three years ago. watch your back, c.j. [ cheering and applause ]. >> jimmy: turns out to be the character you're playing, the one pamela anderson played. >> my sisters and i were such avid fans of the show, if we saw a red bathing suit, we would take a picture. we were playing gags before it was a thing, b-a-e watch, like you're my bae. hey, bae. >> would hey be spelled h-e -- i'm focused on spelling. you visualized this out of oprah
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magazine. >> the power of manifestation. >> jimmy: how did you audition? did you bring in the photograph and say, you have to give me this job? >> well, i actually had that suit. i bought that suit that day. when it came time for the audition i decided it would be a good idea to wear the suit to the ah decision. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. don't ever do that, anyone. >> jimmy: that seems like a crazy idea. >> so it was like january, dead of winter in new york city. i did my ah decisioudition. i put my suit on. i'm going to kill this, this is a great idea, nobody else will have this. i put sweat pants over it. i get to the audition room, there's five other girls sitting there looking exactly like me, not wearing the swimsuit, wearing appropriate jeans and a tee shirt, attire for an addition. and they called my name, i stood up, i dropped trow and i'm like, i'm going in, guys. they were like, oh, my god, what
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is she wearing. >> jimmy: they absolutely despised you when you did that, right? >> no, it was pure pity. they were like, oh, man, she is wearing the suit. >> jimmy: you get in there and what's the reaction of the direct casting director? >> i'm like, i'm kidding. take it as a joke, i'll just start now, okay. >> jimmy: apparently it made a good impression. >> i guess some. i went to the director and said, i'm sorry about that whole audition this, it was like weird, right? he was like, no, it was cool. >> jimmy: you're lucky you had a guy in there. it's fine. [ cheering and applause ]. >> the casting director was a girl, so, i guess -- >> jimmy: all right. well, hey, congratulations. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: your dream has come true. a member of the "baywatch" community now. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: kelly rohrbach! "baywatch" opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. and we shall return with music from paramore. ♪ [ cheering and applause ]
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank bryan cranston, kelly rohrbach and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, their new album "after laughter" is available now, here with the song "hard times," paramore! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ all that i want is to wake up fine tell me that i'm alright that i ain't gonna die ♪ ♪ all that i want is a hole in the ground you can tell me when it's alright ♪ ♪ for me to come out hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try ♪ ♪ hard times gonna take you down
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and laugh when you cry these lives ♪ ♪ and i still don't know how i even survive hard times hard times ♪ ♪ and i gotta get to rock bottom walking around with my little rain cloud ♪ ♪ hanging over my head and it ain't coming down where do i go gimme some sort of sign ♪ ♪ you hit me with lightning maybe i'll come alive hard times ♪ ♪ gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times ♪ ♪ gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives ♪ ♪ and i still don't know how i even survive hard times hard times ♪ ♪ and i gotta hit rock bottom tell my friends i'm coming down ♪
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♪ we'll kick it when i hit the ground tell my friends i'm coming down ♪ ♪ we'll kick it when i hit the ground when i hit the ground when i hit the ground ♪ ♪ when i hit the ground when i hit the ground hard times ♪ ♪ gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times ♪ ♪ gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives ♪ ♪ and i still don't know how i even survive hard times hard times hard times hard times ♪ ♪ hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try hard times ♪ ♪ gonna take you down and laugh when you cry these lives ♪ ♪ and i still don't know how i even survive hard times hard times hard times ♪
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♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't mind letting you down easy but just give it time ♪ ♪ if it don't hurt now then just wait just wait a while ♪ ♪ you're not the big fish in the pond no more you are what they're feeding on ♪ ♪ so what are you gonna do when the world don't
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orbit around you ♪ ♪ ain't it fun living in the real world ain't it good being all alone ♪ ♪ where you're from you might be the one who's running things ♪ ♪ well you can ring anybody's bell to get what you want ♪ ♪ you see it's easy to ignore trouble when you're living in a bubble ♪ ♪ so what are you gonna do when the world don't orbit around you ♪ ♪
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