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dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live - game night"! tonight -- robert downey, jr. and tom holland, andre drummond, caron butler, jalen rose, and glenn robinson, iii. presented by flonase sensimist allergy relief. and now, in top form, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to our special sunday show. it is basketball night in america. oakland versus cleveland. a battle of the southwest airlines regional hubs. teams alternate between cities.
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game one and two is in oakland. game three and four in oakland. game five and six would be in oakland. game six they go back to cleveland and back to oakland for game seven. if there's a game eight, something has gone wrong. this is our tenth year doing game night specials. we have an all-star super powerful show to celebrate. from "spiderman homecoming" robert downey, jr. we have the real ones, not the dirty ones from outside. thinking about this today, if super heros were real, they definitely would have endorsement deals. spiderman would have a monster energy drink logo. thor would be doing commercials for papa john's. here's someone who should have one. one of the final records you may not know about isn't held by a player it's held by mike green
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the announcer for espn. he's calling his 12th nba final in a row. he's consistent, but has one of the catchiest signature punch words. >> curry for three. bang. three pointer. bang. rebound. back out. bang. bang. bang. bang. >> jimmy: ha ha ha ha. i'm going to start using that when i make love. the warriors were the heavy favorites. one area where cleveland has the upper hand is the mascot department. the cavaliers have two mascots. warriors none. ber berny sanders was right. we need to redistribute mass scotts. one of cleveland's mascots is this dog. i don't know why. i guess kids like dogs. they said the hell with it. let's get a dog. it's cc. they say he's a human cavalier. it's a cross between a pomeranian and a pimp. the sad thing in
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children in oakland are getting cheated out of the great pleasures of sports which is watching a man in a costume dancing around. the warriors don't have that. the warriors need a mascot. we put our heads together and came up with a idea. gary came up with this idea. i think kids are going to love it. here now for the first time ever please welcome the new mascot for golden state. ladies and gentlemen, the golden skater. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ bang bang i am the warrior ♪ i am the [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i am the >> jimmy: look at that.
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isn't that something? didn't that get you fired up. my team spirit is through the roof right now. i think we'll be seeing a lot more of the golden skater. maybe not. i don't know. all right. here's another thing for the kids. one show i look forward to during the play-offs is inside the nba. this is a show with shaquille o'neal and charles barkley. they go at it. it's a fun show to watch and inspired me to do something. we took the audio from inside the nba and combined it from video from the cartoon series "fat albert". what we made is basketball magic. >> another must win for cleveland. >> you want to mess around you've only been to the final four. >> i'm not riding kobe's coat tails. >> i'm just letting you know. >> anyway -- >> i forgot about him. >> what's your problem?
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>> rick fox. >> don't interrupt me. >> i'm going to punch you right in your face. >> i'll throw some chicken wings at your fat ass. >> i was thinking -- >> jimmy: what do i know? tonight on our game two game night special "ironman" and "spiderman." robert dawny, jr. and tom holland are with us. when we come back. alum from michigan and alum from uconn alumni battle called college knowledge. stick around. >> we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] are allergies holding you back? break through your allergies. try new flonase sensimist allergy relief instead of allergy pills. it's more complete allergy relief in a gentle mist experience you'll barely feel. using unique mistpro technology, new flonase sensimist delivers a gentle mist to help block six key inflammatory substances that cause your symptoms.
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of them the opportunity to defend their schools with their brains. it's time to play college knowledge. >> jimmy: representing the university of michigan from the indiana pacers glenn robinson and former nba star now espn star jalen rose. detroit pistons andre drummond and caron butler. gentlemen, here are the rules. they're very simple. when you hear a question, buzz in and answer that question correctly. if you don't, the other team will get a chance to answer. the winner will bring eternal glory to his school. are you ready to begin? >> let's do it. >> yes. your first question is, if a man has an oedipal complex, he is sexually attracted to whom? jalen?
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>> women. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: need a more specific answer. andre, would you like to guess. oedipal complex. >> ep oedipal? >> you said what? >> jimmy: we're going to give no points for that one. the answer was his mother. oedipus was attracted to his mother. >> should have known >> jimmy: the next question is which is the largest artery in the human body? the largest artery in the human body? >> wait? >> what? >> google it. >> jimmy: were you reaching back to google it? >> i was. >> jimmy: i don't know that that's not allowed. anyone have a guess? artery, one of those things that the blood goes through. >> heart.
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>> jimmy: no. andre and caron? >> i would say the leg. >> jimmy: no. i'm sorry. it is the aorta. we're off to a flying start. i know that the chancellor at your respected universities are deeply ashamed right now. >> wait i got to say something. i went to school for six months. >> only basketball and football players are forced to go to college. >> jimmy: excellent point. next question charleston is the capital city of which u.s. state? andre? >> south carolina. >> jimmy: no. it is not. there is a charleston, south carolina. it is not the capital city. i believe columbia is. would you like to steal? >> you just said the answer right? >> jimmy: no, i did not.
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>> you say it. >> jimmy: i only say the questions. >> next question. >> i don't know. i got too many wrong already. >> virginia. >> jimmy: very close. west virginia. wow. all right. our next question. >> we don't get half a point? >> jimmy: you get half of no point for that one. >> do we get a question for being funny? >> jimmy: here we go. which doctor is credited with inventing the game of basketball? >> james nay smith. >> jimmy: that is correct. you're on the board. >> i'm the oldest person up here. that's why i know. showing my age. >> jimmy: next question what chemical element is represented by the symbol k, the letter k?
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glenn? >> potassium. >> jimmy: that is right. you have the lead. >> [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next question which u.s. president first won election in 1800 appears on the nickel and the $2 bill? the nickel and the $2 bill, which president is on them? >> jefferson. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry. there's no way for uconn to catch up. this game is over. michigan you're the winner [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please tell them what they won. >> dicky: you receive a box of
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ramen noodles wrapped in an honory degree from trump university. >> jimmy: dicky. our conciliation prize. what do the losers get? >> dicky: you receive a box of ramen noodles wrapped in an honory degree from trump university. >> jimmy: dicky. our conciliation prize. what do the losers get? >> jimmy: congratulations. >> this is from our commander and chief. >> jimmy: thank you, jalen, glenn, andre and caron. we'll be right back with robert downey, jr. and tom holland. stick around. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live - game night" are brought to you by flonase sensimist allergy relief. powerful relief in a gentle mist. jimmy: hello, again, and welcome to the third quarter of our sunday nba "game night" special. we are back in primetime next week on wednesday and friday for games three and four with will ferrell, owen wilson, zach lavine, jamal crawford. and our very own guillermo in oakland at media day. will this be the year lebron finally talks to him? probably not.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] . jimmy: hello, again, and welcome to the third quarter of our sunday nba "game night" special. we are back in primetime next week on wednesday and friday for games three and four with will ferrell, owen wilson, zach lavine, jamal crawford. and our very own guillermo in oakland at media day. will this be the year lebron finally talks to him? probably not. and we have a new show in our regular time slot tomorrow night with gwyneth paltrow, sean "diddy" combs and music from ryan adams. our guests tonight are an amalgam of metal, jet-fuel and radioactive spider spit. they team up for the new marvel masterpiece "spider-man: homecoming," opening in theaters july 7th. please say hello to robert
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downey, jr. and tom holland. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> tom: i'm doing well. thank you. >> jimmy: i saw a rough cut of the movie. it is easily the best spiderman movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you guys seen the movie? >> tom: i have about a month ago. >> jimmy: what did you think. >> tom: you know when you study for an exam and you feel you crushed it -- >> robert: he's british by the way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank god you brought your translator.
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>> tom: exactly, yes. walking into the screening i was like this is going to be awful. i'll hate it. leaving i was over the moon. >> jimmy: so you're not overly critical of your performance? >> tom: no. i love it. >> jimmy: robert, you have not seen it. >> robert: i have not seen it. when can i? >> tom: you'll see it when i want you to see it. >> jimmy: robert how much were you involved in casting tom? i assume you play some kind of role in that. >> robert: when we were doing "civil war" is right at the beginning of that they were casting. they brought in the finalists for the exam. i mean what i had to do is like he's great isn't it. i was like yeah he is. that was it. three words. >> jimmy: did they have say he's great about any other guys? >> robert: everybody was good. there was this other element. you saw it.
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i was there. >> jimmy: it feels like the spiderman i read about in the comic books when i was 8 years old. that's the spiderman you play in this movie. >> robert: a coming home. >> jimmy: i never went to homecoming. i was at home crying. during homecoming. >> robert: what do you call homecoming across the pond? >> tom: we call it prom. >> jimmy: what do you call prom? >> tom: we got halfway through shooting the movie i was like by the way what's the homecoming? we don't do that. our proms are different. >> jimmy: in what way. >> tom: they serve booze at the prom. >> jimmy: they do? we had to drink ours in the parking lot. >> robert: that was half the fun. >> tom: my prom was a disaster. >> jimmy: i bet it was. you have a bunch of 18 year olds drunk and throwing up on each other. do you know what american
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schools are like? you have to play peter parker a high school student. >> tom: i think that was the most daunting part. of taking on this character. as a joke i suggested to marvel i should go to high school undercover. it was completely a joke. marvel took it completely seriously. i guess they didn't get my british sarcasm. the next thing i knew i had a backpack on my way to bronx school of science. >> jimmy: they let you go to school? >> tom: yes, i had a fake name and accent. >> jimmy: did you have a fake mother drop you off? >> tom: yeah. but yeah. they brought my mum in just for that week. bronx school of science is a school for geniuses. i am no genius. >> jimmy: you're not? >> tom: even the teachers didn't know i was not a real student. they would bring me up to the front of the class and say what do you think new kid and i was like i have no idea what you're talking about. >> jimmy: you're like the worst
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narc. you were a very bad narc. did they ever figure out it was you? did you ever tell them it was you? >> tom: i had one funny experience. i sat in the back of the classroom next to a pretty girl. she was like dude what's your deal. i was like you want to know my secret? okay. i'm actually spiderman. she's like, dude, you're not spiderman. you're not. i'm like i'm an actor. i'm british. yoim playing spiderman. she didn't believe me. >> jimmy: of course she didn't. >> robert: the fact you were allowed to go to bronx science in the middle of the year that breach, that was believable. >> jimmy: we've got a problem with our public education system. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see a clip from the movie.
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>> we should make an alibi video for your aunt. >> okay. get in the frame. >> hey may what are you doing? what are you wearing? something skimpy i hope. start over. i want to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did. >> we are in the line. >> grab peter's case out oft trunk. do me a favor don't do anything i would do and definitely don't do anything i wouldn't do. there's a little gray area and that's where you are. good luck.
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>> jimmy: that is tony stark and peter parker "spiderman homecoming." first i want to say i was in children's hospital and you showed up dressed as spiderman to entertain the kids which was a very nice thing to do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, you know about basketball or is this some random sport that brits are not familiar with and you pretend to go along with it are you a basketball fan. >> tom: i am [ bleep ] at basketball. >> jimmy: you are? >> tom: it is so bad. i was lucky enough the first game i went to was the golden state warriors. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> tom: in new york. >> jimmy: were they playing the knicks? >> tom: yes. >> jimmy: you went to the game instead of the home team the nicks you decided to attach yourself to the team that probably won that game i assume
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based on their histories? >> tom: absolutely. >> jimmy: you're a front runner then? >> tom: 100%. i'm not ashamed. >> jimmy: robert i see you at the lakers games every once in a while. >> robert: yep. >> jimmy: robert, i have a photograph here. is this the first time you met kareem abdul-jabbar? >> robert: the funny thing about that i think he was kneeling in that picture. >> jimmy: you don't know what to do and you feel like a little boy. >> robert: yeah. i know. it's honey i shrunk the downey. >> jimmy: did you ever go undercover like tom did like in a high school? >> robert: undercover? >> jimmy: well he was kind of undercover. >> robert: prepping for chaplin 25 years ago. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> robert: there's a scene where he's playing tennis and kevin klein is playing him. i look at one of the tapes he's playing left-handed. >> jimmy: chaplin was? >> robert: yes. i went back and i learned how to play tennis left-handed to which everybody say -- [ cheers and applause ] >> robert: bring it. to which everybody said don't do that. it doesn't matter. you're wasting too many takes. >> jimmy: it worked out fine, but don't do that. okay. >> robert: yeah. >> jimmy: all right. congratulations on the movie. >> robert: thanks. >> jimmy: robert downey, jr. and tom holland. we'll see you at our regular time tomorrow night. thanks for watching. ♪
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