joining us. >> have a good night. north korea best not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. [ laughter ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight milo ventimiglia, from "landline" jenny slate. and music from lindsey stirling featuring rooty. and now, having said all that , here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.

hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what's going on. but right before i came out, you guy who goes like -- like right as the theme goes and dicky announces me this guy's like go out. as if i haven't done this 14,000 times. but there was a big blob glob of something in my hair. i don't know what the hell it was. and i just pulled it and it's gross. and i don't know what it was. did you leave some of your hair gel back there? >> guillermo: i think it was the station manager. >> jimmy: was he wearing a lot of hair gel? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: how would he have gotten it onto my head? >> guillermo: because he say go and then he touch your head. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what it was. thank you for clearing that up, guillermo. i tell you something. it's a beautiful summer day here in l.a. and suddenly i was on google searching ways to survive a nuclear attack.

[ laughter ] fyi, there are no ways, it turns out. president trump today took a break from his vacation to issue this extraordinary threat to north korea. >> north korea best not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. he has been very threatening, beyond a normal statement. and as i said, they will be met with fire, fury, and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: so as you can see, the vacation is really relaxing him. [ laughter ] fury and -- listen. we're sorry we made fun of you. go back to golfing before you

kill all of us. [ laughter ] i watched that clip about a dozen times today. and after viewing number 8 i noticed this. look at this. watch as it goes over. the camera pans over to kellyanne -- that right there, that is the face of someone who just realized she has to get up at 4:00 a.m. tomorrow to defend this all day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] by the way, he's saying this. he's making this crazy threat. from a golf course. there's probably a little shop that sells range balls in the next room. [ laughter ] he's making threats from nuclear war. u.s. intelligence, by the way, assessed that north korea has successfully produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead that could potentially reach california, oregon and washington, three states that didn't vote for guess who, by the way. [ laughter ] it's times like this i'm glad all our top scientists and engineers are working on instagram filters.

because cnn keeps showing this map that is making me very nervous. basically, we're one trump toilet tweet away from being the united states of [ laughter ] north korea responded today by saying they're carefully examining a plan to strike the u.s. territory of guam. so they responded to the president's threat about not making any more threats with another threat. and yont were'rdes a lot of hi between the united states and north korea. and there's history between trump and kim jong un. kim jong un's issues with donald trump go back to something that happened in0920 now president did something that the north korean leader can never forgive. >> dennis, you're fired. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you see, he fired his best friend in the whole world with no severance pay. but here's the thing. donald trump and kim jong un both seem like reasonable men. i'm sure everything will work out fine. trump is of course claiming that

he's away from work because the white house is undergoing the workers are replacing ac system which is 27 years old in the west wing which has been on the fritz causing the president to repeatedly overheat. and so far arhee t ony schedule for the president's return. >> construction workers have started a $3.5 million renovation at the west wing. the oval office among the rooms being refurbished. the walls now bare. the historic resolute desk removed so that the floor can be refinished. the building's nearly 30-year-old heating and air-conditioning sysm is also being replaced. >> very big job where you have to install wiring, ducting, micropho microphone, i mean -- not microphone. i don't know why i say this. [ laughter ] [ gunshots ]

>> jimmy: well, that ought to stop the leak. well, with all the madness going on right now, with all the very serious things we have to worry about, this clip makes a lot of sense to me. this is from the bbc, where they ve an anchor, a gentleman by the name of simon mccoy, who did not do a great job of hiding his distaste for a story he had to cover. >> you're watching bbc news. just bear in mind it is ikaue.g in the park. dog owners and their pets in california have hit the waves in the second annual world dog surfing championships. here are the pictures. ♪ the competitors' main challenge is to stay afloat othe board. this is in the pacific near san francisco. but there are also prizes for the best dressed and tandem surfing dogs. the winner of course being crowned top dog. that's a shame. we've run out of pictures. weather. let's get the [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess he's a cat

person. ate ch that. auslapp w i'd love to see that guy read his kids a bedtime story. [ laughter ] meanwhile, you'd think that with all that's happening with our neighbors to the north people in south korea would be on edge starring steph curry and his brother seth is any indication, they are not. ♪ [ speaking foreign language ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: they're having fun. back to north korea. which is the bigley story of the

if not the year.ut this . according to a new poll, and this poll was taken before the president's threat toy, a 75%, believe that north korea's nuclear program is a critical threat to the united states. what i wonder is how many americans even know where north korea is. so we went out onto hollywood boulevard, while it's still h e here, ch & this is what we learned. >> do you think the united states should consider military action against north korea? >> i would say yes. >> and where exactly is north korea? >> it's in -- what,s far as on the map? i don't know. i'm horrible at geography. >> you can take a guess. >> up here somewhere? >> and where exactly is north korea? >> oh, god. here we go.

let me guess, somewhere near here. >> that is the middle east. >> yeah [ laughter ] >> i think it's up top. i don't know. i really don't remember. >> can you take a guess? >> i know this is africa. is it somewhere up here? >> ooh, that's europe. >> that is europe. you know, i'm really good at geography but this is very rr rbaememngbesiasr where the [ bleep ] north korea is. excuse my language. >> take a guess. >> should we consider military action against north korea? >> i believe so. >> and where isorthkore >> uh. >> north korea. uh. .on it's somewhere over in this area, i believe. it's in asia. >> absolutely. unless they moved it. >> yeah. >> general vicinity. >> is it over here somewhere? >> oh, no.

that's the arctic. >> where is north korea? >> oh, shoot. i want to say somewhere in that area. >> that's the middle east. we're already there. >> here? >> that's canada. scariest parth korea is it could be anywhere. >> anywhere in here? >> brazil. >> mm. this is -- it's not over here? >> australia. they've done nothing to us. >> right there. >> no. wrong again. >> that's india. >> dang it. >> that one right there? >> no. i think that's mongolia. >> i don't know. like maybe on here? >> restart the vietnam war? >> i have no idea. >> hey, in order to make an omelet you've got to break a few eggs, right? >> i'm not a jeeg rafr.

>> there. >> no. >> you want a hint? it's right above south korea. >> australia. you just started world war 3. are rou at least point to where >> yeah. over here. >> nailed it. >> i'm going to say right there. >> that's it. >> is it really? >> no, it's not. it's right there. >> jimmy: all right. well, you know, it's -- [ cheers and applause ] by the way, we spotted a .cewh ety in our endiau ven know? >> i'm from virginia. >> you're from virginia. and you'ven the map. >> aparentally not. >> will you be able to get home do you think or -- >> no. >> did you finally figure out the -- >> i did. >> and do you think now you

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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. welcome back to the show. tonight a very funny woman. she has a new movie called "landline." jenny slate is here with us tonight. then, her song is called "love's just a feeling" and that's true if you think about it. lindsey stirling from the mercedes-benz stage.

[ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jim parsons, damson idris and we'll have music from the war on drugs. and thursday, john lithgow, jay baruchel and music from dia. so please join us for those shows. our first guest tonight is a very talented actor whose last name automatically wins any game of scrabble. he's an emmy nominee for his role on the hugely popular show " please say hello to th." iuss milo ventimiglia. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] before we begin i want to say congratulations. well, your show got 11 emmy nominations and you were nominated for best actor in a drama. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ]io im j>> to you. >> to you for your nomination and the show's nomination. >> jimmy: thank you very much.

but best actor in a drama is really one of the hardest categories. who else is in this category? >> oh, gosh. well, you've got sir anthony hopkins. >> jimmy: yeah. he's no good. >> you've got bob oden kirk, matthew reese, liev schreiber. sterling k. brown. kevin spacey. and then there's me. >> jimmy: you. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> i finally made it -- thank you. i finally made it to the bottom of the top list. >> jimmy: well, don't say that. that's a good group to be in. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you stay up early to watch the nominations? were you nervous about it, thinking about it? ? . >>wasn't nervousi so much as i had a busy day, a busy morning. they start the announcements m. i got out of my house at 8:25. i threw some headphones on to cancel out some noise, and as i was on the freeway my phone starts ringing. and i'm like it's probably my friend russ saying it didn't happen, i got kicked in the teeth.

>> is russ the one that would break it to you? >> he is. he's one of my closest friends and my producing partner. he's always the one that's like buddy, it didn't happen. i'm sorry, it didn't happen. >> jimmy: you look at the phone and it's like oh, it's russ. [ laughter ] >> no, he gives good news too. >> jimmy: okay. >> anyhow, it was 8:35, and i'm like that's it. i let the phone call go. then the phone rang again and again. and i'm like i should probably pick this up. so i pulled my motorcycle over and i hit hello and it was russ. and he was crying and he was excited. buddy, you got nominated. buddy, you got f-ing nominated. and i was like, what? what? and then it was like okay, i've got to get back on the freeway and get to work. so i got back on the freeway. then by the time like i got from the news to the studio, it had maybe been about 35 minutes, and i had 200 and like 72 text messages. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. i didn't know i knew tham people. >> jimmy: really. you give your phone number out too much. [ laughter ] >> i guess so.

and then there were also like 50 voicemails and about 97 e-mails. so anybody that i knew -- >> jimmy: your family was excited, i assume. >> yeah. my parents, they were very proud, ver excited.y although my father -- >> jimmy: you brought something. your dad's instagram account. >> i had to share this. god bless my mom and dad for always keeping me in the world of creativity and being supportive. you thank you, mom and ,kn dad.ow but my dad, that wasn't the news of the day. >> jimmy: this was posted on the day of your nomination. >> on the day of the nomination. it also happened to be national french fry day. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is your dad's. >> this is my dad's. and he says, i have missed a few national celebrations in my day, but i won't miss this one. today is national french fry day. [ cheers and applause ] but the best was even the day after. the day after was national chili mac day.

so my dad took this beautiful photograph of chili mac. and then the following day was national ice cream day. and my dad was like god, these national days are killing me. >> jimmy: is y rou smoker? what's going on here? [ laughter ] >> no, he's not. >> jimmy: he's just an intense snacker. >> he's an aficionado of snacks. he's the guy whoet onhe w okay ? craft services is the place where there's snacks and food. >> jimmy: lu bring your parents to the emmys? >> you know, my mom and dad declined. they said they're holding out for an academy award. >> jimmy: oh, no. as w i tv and i'm going to the big show for tv. they're like no, we're going to wait for the academy awards. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. they declined. >> jimmy: i don't know what to make of that. i'll be honest with you. >> me neither. >> jimmy: hey, you know what? i want to mention because i read in the news that sylvester stallone is going to be on your show next season. >> he is. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> so i was in the writer's room and i'm hearing all the stories about what's going to happen for

this coming season. and the producers say to me, they have this idea for this big movie idol icon for justin hartley's character, for kevin. and they're like we want someone like sylvester stallone. and i said, that's rad. and then they say to me, do you think he'd do it? and i go, well, i don't know. and then they just stare at me. and i go -- >> j:aumyimauec bou ise played "balboa." and it dawned on me. oh, you want me to call him. okay. yeah. i'll put on my producer hat and i'll call him. >> jimmy: so you made that call to stallone? >> i mean, i called him. then when i got on the phone, hey, sly, it's milo. "how are you doing?" [ laughter ] "things are well? how's your father?" yeah, things are well. how but? "you know, just writing." [ laughter ] so then i pitch him this idea, this storyline of kind of what his involvement would be and you

know, if you watch the show -- if you don't watch the sloe show plug your ears. if you watch the show you know basically justin hartley's character kind of made this transition he gets a big movie and his co-star is st.nelois mo. so when i kind of pitched it to sly, i said, you know, listen, my son, you are his movie idol but you've got to wonder where he gets it from. he gets it from dad. so his involvement was a very big part of my character's storyline, of jack's storyline. which meant a lot to me because sly is one of my idols and i got to work with him. >> jimmy: this is a good pitch so far. >> yeah. it was way more eloquent and took a lot longer. >> jimmy: it's a solid pitch. did he immediately say yes? >> he said "it sounds pretty good. send me some pages." so i sent him some pages. and then he wrote me the coolest e-mail back where he'd said something along the lines of "this sounds -- this sounds" -- what did he say? "this sounds very cool.

i'll be back in the stas soon. and dare i say it, intriguing." [ laughter ] oh, man. i wish i could remember the exact e-mail. oh, "this sounds -- this -- this sounds very worthw.le intriguing." [ laughter ] and i thought to myself, i said, i think he's going to do it. i think he's going to do it. >> intriguing. so he agreed to do it. he never does television ufesst than your real father does, i'll be honest with you. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it was also one of those things where every time i saw sly throughout the years, the last 13 years bumping into him, he was always so warm with me. one time i walked up to him, it had been six years since "balboa" and i walked up he was having dinndner a with bruc willis. and i had to excuse myself to bruce willis. then i turned to sly and i said hey, sly. he goes, "my son." and he stands up, this big hug. and you know, he always -- whenever we'd finish a conversation he'd always say to

me, "if you need anything, call." he was always very genuine. >> jimmy: but everyone says that and they're full of it usually when they say it. >> yeah. not sly. >> jimmy: what they mean is i'm changing my number immediately. >> yeah. i don't care that you're under sir anthony hopkins anymore. >> jimmy: that is an intriguing story indeed. so okay, when we come back, you're going to tell us how your character jack died on "this is us." okay? milo ventimiglia is here. we'll ruin the whole thing. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by old navy's onward program. taking the next generation to the next level. [intern] hey bradley, do you remember when i took your photo this morning? [boy] yea! [intern] i'm afraid i have some terrible news. you have...bug eyes! here come the bugs! ahh! bugs everywhere! uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. with milo ventimiglia. jenny slate and lindsey stirling are on the way. milo, the show is obviously phenomenally successful. next season is at the end of september, right? >> yes. september 2my6and now we though maybe at the end of last season we were going to find out how jack died, which people seem to really want to h jack died? >> i mean, you know that i can't tell you. >> jimmy: i do know you that but just as friends if we promise not to -- you know, if we keep it between us. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm going to do you one better. i can tell you how he didn't die. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> cool? >> jimmy: will you narrow it

down for us? >> i'll do that. >> jimmy: how didn't jack die? >> he did not die by sticking his head in a microwave while making popcorn, on the popcorn setting. he eats a lot of popcorn. >> jimmy: should i be writing these down? >> yeah. because you're going to definitely 140 character them later. >> jimmy: okay. >> um. he didn't -- he didn't -- didn't die while eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich on the toilet. >> jimmy: like elvis. >> like elvis. >> jimmy: he did not die like elvis. >> he did not die --- didn't kill him. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] no gluten allergies. not celiac. >> no. he was not overcome with emotion while he was at a bieber concert. >> jimmy: okay. justin bieber didn't kill him. >> no.

no. wrong decade. >> jimmy: definitely wrong decade. yeah. >> and he didn't die giving birth. >> jimmy: and that's it. >> that's it for now. >> jimmy: i mean, that's a little something. by the way, we're talking about decades and stuff. so jack is like '70s, '80s and '90s. and you can kind of tell which decade he's in based on the absence or existence of facial hair. >> correct. yeah. >> jimmy: so anyway, i figured the show's so popular you need some merchandising. so i had this made. and i think you're going like this a lot. made a little wand out of this thing. this is -- you know the woolly willie? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so this is the woolly milo. so what you do with this thing is that's you. you've got to get it at the right angle. and then go ahead, you canlay with it. it's your toy. so you can do whatever -- well, that's jack -- twolfman. >> jimmy: that's wolfman jack is what that is. >> i feel like -- >> jimmy: don't know wolfman

jack anymore, huh? >> no. >> jimmy: it might be time for me to retire. >> i ks hp this clean. >> jimmy: we're still working on it. it's a prototype right now. but i think by the way that's a great -- >> that's chocolate cake. >> jimmy: yeah, that looks really -- that loo absolutely perfect. [ applause ] >> it's funny, it. i've taken the beard and the mustache and all that off. people are like what are we going to see of jack now? i'm like maybe i just wanted to shave. i can wear all the fake stuff. >> jimmy: ts t'haright. maybe jack just wanted to shave. it's very good to have you here. we'll see you at the emmys. >> yeah, i will do th.at [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "this is us" returns on nbc. milo ventimiglia. we'll be right back with jenny slate. newscaster: with so many projects in the works, it seems like dwayne johnson can't possibly take on any more. the rock: oh, that sou sndkeliha a [crash]

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>> jimmy: hi there and welcome back. still to come, music from lindsey stirling. our next guest is an exceptionally funny comedian and actress and one of the few guesvee' w h book about a seashell. you can see her alongside edie falco and john turturro in "landline." it is in theaters now. please welcome jenny slate. [ cheers and applause ]

well, it's very good to see you. how is your summer going so far? good? >> my summer is going, but i have been sort of pmoting this movie all over town. >> jimmy: oh, so you've been working all summer. >> i have been working but that's also a lie i've been telling right away because i've been eating a lot of chicken fingers andrinking beer. [ applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: when you're eating chicken fingers and drinking beer, that doesn't count as work? >> i mean, it counts as a treat that i get for doing my work with my friends who i made this movie with. so it's sort of like a beautiful package. and also my friends love chicken fingers -- >> jimmy: well, who doesn't love chicken fingers? that's one of those things, when really the only reason to have kids is so you can get the rest of their chicken fingers. [ laughter ] you don't have to feel like

embarrassed about ordering chicken fingers the a restaurant. and then you eye them you're like eat yournd chi acken finge. but you don't mean it. you really want to eat their chicken fingers. >> i mean, not i you're my parents. >> jimmy: what, they didn't allow chicken fingers in your life? >> i mean, we -- i grew up -- you know, when i was little, there wasn't whole foods. there wasn't anything like that. and my parents were like artists, hippies. and we went to a food co-op in the basement of like a local church. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> yeah. which is also -- you know, we're also like jewish people. so i was like what in general is this? [ laughter ] what is everything? what is this thing, this place that we're going, what is all this grain that we're buying? like grain. you have to soak. and it was like oh, food was a big -- now this is the food that i eat. like as an actress i eat kale and quinoa. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. because you've got to -- >> you've got to -- yeah. and e catck garbage. i don't knowy act like -- >> jimmy: oh, your parents kept

you on a very strict health food diet as a kid. >> yes. >> jimmy: no monlds, none of that stuff. >> no. mcdonald's, like my mom would be "mcdonald's?" as if she was saying a swear. like if you say mcdonald's sreu'ginay about food. yeah. but it was the kind of thing it would be more important for me to walk through the kitchen with a glass of red wine as an 8-year-old than to somehow have found a can of coke and cracked it open and just like -- like that would be -- >> jimmy: oh, no soda even. nothing like that. >> tonic. >> jimmy: she called soda tonic? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? [ laughter ] isn't tonic supposed to help you? >> like in the olden days? like have a tonic -- >> jimmy: what century did you grow up in? [ laughter ] >> i'm 200. >> jimmy: were you guys traveling to the co-op in a buggy? >> you know what we were in, if you don't mind me saying so, was like a very old volvo that the

muffler had fallen off of. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so it was like you drive it. and my mom had terrible carpal tunnel and one of the windows was stuck down. and it was a shift. so she'd be like oh! it killed to shift. and then the carseit lf it was like -- it would -- and i was just like i hate this,hy w ? [ laughter ] why is like my mom -- it killed heo t car. it's such a big bummer. >> i want to ask you about something you tweeted recently. i've writt i dt don't get it wrong. you tweeted "no joke. a psychic told me to listen to gloria estefan's "coming out of the dark." so i'm doing that. doing that because i see the light." >> yeah. she's like -- ♪ i feel it >> oh, 100% true. like i went to a psychic because

i'm trying to figure out what's up. and life is a journey. sometimes there's darknes andadow. so i went and i thought this guy was going to be like you have -- you know, you've been through this or that. and like i don't know. you have like the spirit of emily dickinson following you around. and it's wonderful you like her work but she's very dark and you should like release or something. but instead he was like, you know what? was like, what? and he was like, do you know gloria estefan? and i was like, not personally, i don't know her. and he was like, girl, you need to listen to "coming out of the dark" by gloria estefan. i was like, sold. i can't believe i paid $200 for this, but -- [ laughter ] every day, like every morning i'm literally like ♪ coming out of the dark >> jimmy: is it working for you? >> what do you think!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it like "conga" would that help me do you think? >> i think conga would help everybody. >> jimmy: oh, sure. wow. that's a weird thing to suggest. >> and can i just tell you the tie-in real quick? because if it had been anyone else, if he was like carly simon, i would have been like sure, i will because i love her as well. but this seemed magical because i had seen a psychic in 2008 the way. who had been like you need to do a one-woman show and then you'll be given the big stage. that's what she said. and by the way, the psychic was like a lady that i met while working in a bakery who wore two pairs of glasses at once. and i was like, i don't know, i'll give you my money. she was like, you should do a one-woman show and you'll be given the big stage. and i was like ooh. i'm imagining like a castle with a huge stage where like the town

comes and sees me eat my lunch or something. but then i ended up doing a one-woman show that took place at my funeral if i died as an eccentric millionaire. sm oking a ton of weed at the time. >> jimmy: okay. yeah. it makes sense. you didn't have to say it. we all kind of just got that. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and i'm currently on mdma. so i did this show and one of the people that i was fixated on at the moment was gloria estefan. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> right? because i was on drugs and i thought she had a had terrible bus accident and i thought that she had been ejected from her bus and then run over by her bus. that's not what happened at all. again, on drugs. and so i did an impression of her thanking me in the eulogy being like i love jenny slate, she bought me a new bus because

my last bus drove me over, it landed on top of me, it's a bad bus. whatever. and i'm like this is weird, this is art for nobody, but i'm doing it. and the second show someone from "snl" came andaw it and they were like c some in and auditio next week. and i had nothing to do in the audition. so i auditioned with this horrible insult, like very kind of offensive almost impression of gloria estefan. and that was it. >> and you got on "saturday night live." you came out of the dark. [ cheers and applause ] jenny slate. we'll be right back. unbeliable.

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by yourself! >> i'm not -- your butt crack's in my face. >> good. then enjoy it. >> what? >> jimmy: that's jenny slate in "landline. eech[ tell us a little bit about this film and the idea of what exactly was going on there. >> yes. this film is about a woman in a brown velvet thong body suit. >> jimmy: okay. >> who throws up. no. this movie is my second movie with the director gillian robespierre." we made "obvious child woechlt t scboov a'ser their father playe john turturro is possibly having an affair on their mother played by the magnificent edie falco. >> jimmy: ah. >> and my character's engaged, in a long-term relationship and seeing her father's infidelity kind ofre cat earthquake in her life and in her personal behavior as well.

and it's fun and a little sad,ny and i really love it. >> that's great. you were an executive producer on the film, correct? >> yes, i was. >> jimmy: did you have jobs associated with that or was that just something, a title that you get? >> it's sort of a title. but it also means that like if somebody makes you wear something you can be like no. although that's not a good example. [ laughter ] i didn't exercise any of thosea chicken fingers. yeah, you have some creative input, which is ni >> jimmy: and you're doing stand-up in toronto. >> i am. >> jimmy: the comedy festival. is that something you still enjoy doing, stand-up comedy? >> i love it. yes. i love it. beings. i really love human >> jimmy: and they come to the show, right? >> they tend to flock. yeah. they do. >> jmy: fac fro wha i understand, i've not seen you do stand-up but your audience is exclusively human. >> yes. and then some ghosts.

>> jimmy: there are ghosts e ir. jfrpt do y >> jimmy: do you believe in ghosts? >> oh, yeah. big-time. >> jimmy: oh, you do. >> yeah. but i feel they know i'm gentle, so they don't approach. >> jimmy: is that important to have it in their head that you're gentle and then they will leave you alone? >> yeah. that's like how i go through the entire world with also live people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that. i think that's a good philosophy. generality sxl no one will approach. ? i'm like i'm not a predator. come as close as you want. i'm just going to give you a little -- i'll just like paw you down or whatever. i'm just here for fun. come on. >> jimmy: it's jenny slate. she's just here for fun. and she'll paw you down. "landline" is the movie. it is in theaters now. we'll be right back with lindsey stirling. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series iprented b. the best or nothing.

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[ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, fire and fury. >> north korea best not make any more threats to the united states. they will be met with fire and fury. >> president trump threatening north korean dictator kim jong un. the alarming warnings from u.s. intelligence tonight. plus, evancho encore. she's the child prodigy who broke through on "america's got talent." the teenager sparking controversy for her performance at the presidential inauguration. >> you lost fan base? >> yes. >> standing up for her sister's lifeer-aing wascidesi born jac evancho. >> reporter: and now after the