for sandhya and shu, i am larry beil. on i must say that jimmy kimmel is much better at the message about health care than the democrats are. >> well, that's a real problem. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." kyra sedgwick. adam scott. music from judah and the lion. and now, above all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. welcome, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. very nice. i appreciate it. i had an interesting day today.

i'll tell you. so last night on our show, i took -- a senator from louisiana, bill cassidy, i took him to task for promising to my face that he would oppose any health care plan that allowed pele wh t pre-eoxisting conditions away, and any health care plan that had an annual or pay out fordon how much they medicalul care. he said anything he supported would have to pass what he named "the jimmy kimmel test" which was fine, which was good. but unfortunately and puzzlingly, he proposed a bill that would allow states to do all the things he said he would not let them do. he made a total about-face, which means he either doesn't understand his own bill, or he lied to me, it's simple as that. so today it was a bad morning for senator cassidy. he and his cosponsor lindsey graham spent the morning .leending the indeibnsfe th the senators had an interview with chris cuomo, cnn, and pulled the "all comedians are dummies" card. >> a new jimmy kimmel test

called a lie detector test. you're welcome to stop by the studio and take it. >> harsh words, not apparently in jest. joining us is senator bill cassidy. what is your response, senator? >> i'm sorry he does not understand. >> jimmy: oh, i get it, i don't understand because i'm a talk show host, right? then help me out. which part don't i understand? the part where you cut $243 billion from federal health care assistance? am i not understanding the part where states would be allowed to let insurance companies price you out of coverage for having prtipaisexon cng of your bill w funding disappears completely after 2026? or maybe it was the part where the plans are no longer required to paid for essential health benefits like maternity care or pediatric visits? or the part where the american miracle association, the american college of physicians, the american academy of pediatrics, the american hospital association, the american cancer society, the american diabetes association, the american heart association, lung association, arthritis

foundation, cystic foundation, a.l.s., multiple sclerosis society, and march of dimes ong others all vehemently oppose your bill? which part of that am i not understanding? or could it be senator cassidy, the problem is that i do understand and you got caught with your g-o-penis out? is that possible? [ cheers and applause ] because it feels like it is. i don't want to turn this into a kanye and taylor swift type situation. [ laughter ] but when senator cassidy was on my show in may, he told me that he believed that every american family, regardless of income, should be able to get quality health care. and i believed he was sincere. sadly, the bill he unveiled last week with senator lindsey graham indicates that he was not sincere. it is, by many accounts, the worst health care bill yet. i have a clip that i hope will make what happened with senator cassidy easier to understand. lniss iis fr omyankeesas game.

senator cassidy, he made a pitch that looked to be pretty good at first. but then it took a dangerous turn and hit us right in the nose. that's what happened. you see? [ cheers and applause ] so notgot a lot of nice tweets m sick and disabled people who are worried about their access to health care being cut off. t were not so nice, particularly from our friends at "fox and friends haey have been the lowest rated in history but that's not stopping hollywood elites like comedian jimmy kimmel for pushing their politics on the rest of the country, watch. >> jimmy: thanks, brian. the reason i found this comment to be particularly annoying is because this is a guy, brian killmeet, who whenever i see him kisses my ass like a little boy. oh, he's such a fan. [ cheers and applause ]

he follows me on twitter. he asks me to write a blurb for his book, which i did. he calls my agent, looking for projects. he's dieing to be a member of the hollywood oy reason he's no member of the hollywood elite is because nobody will hire him to be one. and the reason i'm talking about this is because my son had an open heart surgery, has to have two more, and i learned there are kids with no insurance in the same situation. i don't get anything out of this, brian, you phony little creep. oh, i'll pound you when i see you. [ cheers and applause ] that is my blurb. that will be my blurb for your next book. "brian killmeet is a phony little creep." that's right. [ cheers and applause ] this is another one. guess who else weighed in with his opinion of me? >> governor christie, you come down on the jimmy kimmel side of the cassidy -- >> no, no, no. i don't come down on the jimmy kimmel side. >> jimmy kimmel's position is to

provide health care for people with pre-existing conditions. >> listen, i'm not going to get into jimmy kimmel, he's not a serious person. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: i'm not serious? i never got my head stuck in a bucket of fried chicken. [ laughter ] okay? you say i'm not a serious person. that's what -- in this case, chris christie is allowed to make fun of me, from him i deserve it. to be completely honest, i did once get my head stuck in a bucket of fried chicken. i gold a scolding from senator lindsey graham, cosponsor of this terrible new health care bill. senator graham told reporters that what i said last night was garbage, he lashed out at me for not calling senator cassidy before i went on the air. i guess to give him a chance to lie to me again over the telephone. but i'm not going to attack lindsey graham, for two reasons. number one, he's one of the few republicans who stands up to donald trump. and number two, lindsey graham happens to look a lot like my grandma jane. [ laughter ] who is now deceased.

[ applause ] so i have a soft spot for him. i love you, grandma lindsay, i don't care what you say. meanwhile, president trump is desperate to do away with obamacare. he's mad at rand paul for going against it. to tweeted, rand paudal is h ae friend of mine but he's such a negative force when it comes to fixing health care. graham/cassidy bill is great, ends o-care. that's how he cares about because there's no way president trump read this bill that he says is great, he just wants to get rid of it because obama's name is on it. democrats should rename it "ivankacare," guaranteed he gets on board. imagine donald trump trying to read a health care bill? it's like trying to imagine a dog doing your taxes, it doesn't compute. i don't blame him, i did more homework this week than all my years of college combined. this health care bill is

confusing especially for those not experts in the field. i wanted to take a moment to boil it down in a special edition of "barista theater." [ cheers and applause ] an tis barista.a coffee shop. go right ahead. >> what can i get you? >> jimmy: black coffee, please. >> sure thing. your name? j ne is jimmy. >> all right. there you go, that will be $3.50. >> jimmy: what -- what are you doing -- what was that? >> you asked for a black coffee. >> jimmy: yeah, itt bull a's >> oh, sir, i'm sorry you don't coffee.nd.ou with now it's up to the individual cup to decide whether you get it or not. >> jimmy: what? what the hell are you talking about? a cup is a cup. >> is it, though? we believe each cup is capable

of making its own decision on whether to hold coffee or not. >> jimmy: but your job is to serve coffee. shouldn't i for sure be able to drink it? >> oh, no. i'm sorry, no. putting bottoms on all the cups would be too expensive. so anyway, that will be $3.50, timmy. >> jimmy: i'm not paying it. it's jimmy, by the way. this is exhausting, i want no part of this at all. >> you're exhausted? >> jimmy: yes. >> that's a pre-existing condition. your new total is -- $387.50. >> jimmy: that's ridiculous. i'm not paying $387.50. >> ridiculous. actually, it is adequate and affordable. >> jimmy: you know what? i'll just go to another coffee place, thank you. >> this is how all coffee shops are now. if you want your coffee in a cup, go did canada. >> jimmy: fine. you know about what? their president is cuter anyway. and -- scene. [ cheers and applause ]

there you go. all right. one more then. then we will move on from this, i promise. at the end of my monologue last night i encouraged people who care about the subject to call their senators to let them know they care. i g nveeavnumber. this video of the monologue has millions and millions of views. it was all over the news. a lot of people have.ee sn "the new york times" today contacted the office of susan collins, who's one of the key senators on this,nd ahe t offic call volume she got is the same as usual. if that is true, this is why things like this keep happening. because we don't do anything about them. so please stop texting for five secondshond a call. especially call these senators. these are their numbers right there on the screen. ef you l states, call them. it really does make a difference. and who knows, maybe you'll meet somebody over the phone and fall in love, you don't know what's going to happen, all right? [ cheers and applause ] all right, okay. we'll be right back.

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surprise. i guess with hamilton being so successful on broadway they figured, let's bring linda back too. so as for arnold schwarzenegger, yes, he is back. which is fine. but i have -- i just wish he'd given us some kind of heads-up that he would be, you know? >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back! >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back! >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i'll be back. >> i will be back. >> i'll be back. >> jimmy: you know, i guess he did mention it once or twice. [ laughter ] speaking of older gentlemen, this is good. i want to extend my thanks to the 700 club, for graciously providing us with our always entertaining unintentional joke of the day. >> i had an accident. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, that is terrible. that's unfortunate.

don't worry, god will clean it up. is is something we can all enjoy regardless of our political orientation. this is something i saw on twitter. my wife and i watched this at least 30 times last night. it's a quick video, very short. so pay special attention to what the littleoyhi bay s ha hnd. okay? >> mommy! >> no! >> okay, let's see that again. he said not a knife. >> let me see what you have. >> a knife! >> no! >> jimmy: it gets better the more times you watch it. >> let me see what you have. >> a knife! >> no! >> jimmy: one more time. what the hell. >> let me see what you have. >> a knife! >> no! >> jimmy: maybe chris christie is aer ondoknghri t,'m i n [ cheers and applause ] hey, did any of you get this -- did any of you get an unexplained baby registry e-mail

from amazon yesterday? yeah, right? okay. so last night this popped up in my e-mail. it said a gift is on its way. and i thought it was spam. and then turned out it wasn't. it said, hello amazon customer, someone great recently purchased a gift from your baby registry. apparently amazon prime comes with a baby too, which is amazing. [ laughter ] but i got the e-mail, i got nervous, i offered my wife a glass of wine to make sure she wasn't pregnant and hadn't told me about it. [ laughter ] turns out a lot of people got this e-mail, most of whom didn't have an amazon baby registry. i didn't have an amazon baby registry. amazon said the e-mails were the result of a technical glitch. how scary would it be if you got this and the next day you found out your wife was pregnant? amazon knows everything! [ laughter ] you like vitamins, you might also like a child, i don't know. [ laughter ] this must have been disappointing for people who are registered, do have a baeg r s bought a gift, turns out they didn't get a gift at all.

i thought it would be nice to pay somean r frsomre their baby registry. to make up for the disappointment. these are real items. we searched and we found real people who have no idea this is happening right now. zach and candace in decatur, alabama. zach and candace want the simple wishes hands-free breast pump bra. and yes, i am getting that for you, zach or candace, whichever one. i hope it makes you as happy as the lady in this photograph, because she looks thrilled. next, liz and zeke v. from jefferson city. you guys getg high-speed bicycle trailer. okay. melissa m. and melissa c. in indianapolis, two melissas in indianapolis, we've really making progress. but anyway, they want a rub a dub pacifier. there's one coming your way. kids love those, you have to go through a whole ceremony to take them away from them. the connellys of hoover, alabama, you are getting a nose

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight on the program, from the forthcoming show called adam s here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then this is their latest a judah and the lion from the her side dees bens stage. [ cheers and applause ] our guests tomorrow will be halle berry and senator al franken so please join us for that tomorrow night. our first guest is an emmy and

golden globe winner who spends more time with bacon than all the let does and tomato in the world, the new show is "ten days the valley." >> it's the story practically word for word, you barely changed their names. >> that's what i do, take stuff people give me and i spin it into something. >> you spin it, it's true, it's everything i told you off the record. narcotics detectives, tax and drug dealers, all the moves, all the players, you're basically making another documentary. >> i have protected you every step of the way, nobody is going to know this came from you. >> jimmy: "ten days in the valley" premieres october 1st on nbc. please welcome kyra sedgwick! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? you look fantastic as always. >> thank you, thank you. you are just killing it.

you see that, killing it? you. >> jimmy: that's nice of you. >> i'm so -- i'm so happy and proud of you. >> jimmy: yeah, you're probably f o heth know? >> i know, i am, i'm a lefty. i'm a lefty born and raised >> how are you doing? congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know you just hadn an verse with your wonderful husband kevin bacon. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that a fun one? are they still exciting at this point? >> why, it's 29 years, yeah.yeah [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: people get excited by that. >> i know, i know. it's a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: is it? >> actually, yeah. >> jimmy: in no way? >> because i think everyone like projects their unicorns and and your marriage. you know? >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah. i mean, people really like, oh my god, you guys are so amazing, how do you do it? i literally had one guy say to me, if you guys broke up, god would crack open the planet and suck l.a. right in.

>> jimmy: i think that's actually trump's plan right now. [ laughter ] really, they're that -- these are strangers or are these people in your life? >> yeah, no -- no, not people in my life, these are strangers. >> jimmy: i see. >> this is someone in the business, like hollywood does not deserve to exist. >> jimmy: it's a weird thing. >> it's a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: what did you do for your anniversary? did you have any kind of event planned? >> yeah, we usually go out to dinner. >> jimmy: okay, that's good. >> this is great, we have sex and go out to dinner. >> wait a minute. you have sex first? then go out ts. o >> jimmy: really? >> but you know, i woke up in the worst mood. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> i was just like -- i just woke up, you know. i was just on the wrong side of the bed. like the state of the world, you know -- i mean, make a list. a million things going on. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> in the wme. >> jimmy: the what? >> the wme. it's a term in our family. the worst mood ever. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> it's great. >> jimmy: you guys are in bad moods so often you come up with an acronym for it?

>> totally, totally. >> jimmy: wow, okay. >> you know, ias w mood, he bounded out of bed, he offered me coffee. >> jimmy: nice. >> and i was like, rrrr. he went downstairs, i got a call, took the call. i'm on the call. i'm waiting for the coffee and the coffee's not coming. and i get off the call and the coffee's not coming. and so i go downstairs. and as i'm walking down the stairs i'm like, don't say anything about the coffee, i know you're in the wme but this is a special day, you know. be nice, be nice. and i walk into the kitchen. he's like, hey, there, beautiful! and i was like, give up the coffee! >> jimmy: oh, yeah, you can't forget the coffee, it's kind of an important g.einth get upset? >> no, no, he was like, oh my gosh, sorry. >> jimmy: is that when you started making love? >> no, no. [ laughter ] he spent the rest of the day tweeting the most amazing things. >> jimmy: about you? or just in general?

>> yeah, about me. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> girl of my dreams, end of my reality. who writes that stuff? >> jimmy: kevin bacon writes that stuff. >> exactly. >> jimmy: so then the dinner -- i want to get back to the sex before dinner thing. >> got it, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm interested. because when you get back from dinner you're too tired? >> yes, oh my god. >> jimmy: you worry that you might be -- yeah it makes sense. >> we're ualsunun iway. >> jimmy: i guess. >> the afternoon delight thing. remember that song? yeah. >> jimmy: then dinner was good? >> so we went to dinner, still in the wme. >> jimmy: really? >> that was just he made a reservation in brooklyn. >> jimmy: oh. >> we live in manhattan. we could have ordered pizza. >> jimmy: people in manhattan act like going to brooklyn is taking a trip out of the country. >> exactly. well, so, i'm like trying to be jolly. rebuck into this restaurant. it was really loud. the tables were really close together. but he did such a nice thing. >> jimmy: what did he do? by making reservations? >> making the reservation, a hard thing to do.

>> jimmy: gotcha. >> so we sit down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first you start with hello. then it goes on from there, yeah. so you get to the restaurant. >> get to the restaurant, it's really loud. we sit down, tables are really close together. and there's another couple. and we order a glass of wine. and as we raise our glass to toast, the guy next to me goes, happy anniversary. and i was like, oh, thanks. and he goes, oh, is it your anniversary too? [ laughter ] i'm like, oh my i'm so the narcissist self-centered actress. of course the whole world knows that it's our anniversary. >> jimmy: and it was their anniversary? >> yeah, oth people get married too. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but not on the same day as you? >> no. >> jimmy: that's your >> j immyda: what is the best g you ever got kevin? like the number one thing you ever --

>> i'm really bad at giving gifts. >> jimmy: you are? that surprises me. >> really, why? >> jimmy: i don't know, i'd think you be thoughtful in that way. >> no, not thoughtful. >> jimmy: oh, >> f iliryok my: . yeah, it is. yeah. >> oh my god. if i find the perfect thing for you, i'll get it. if i don't find the perfect thing -- anyway, i've been getting him collared shirts for three d.esadgrea t. >> like literally. and finally -- finally he got the hint. he's like, you don't like the t-shirts? i'm like, no, i like the collared shirts. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, right. i guess you're just trying to dress him. that's the best thing you ever got him, a collared shirt? >> no, no. so this year it was his 59th birthday. hates the 9s. i got him a two-pronged present. the first thing was i got him -- i showed up at his gig.

he plays music with his brother. >> jimmy: right. >> i drove all the way out to annapolis, maryland, and showed up and he didn't know i was coming and it was a surprise. i dressed as a waitress and i gave him his dinner in between shows. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> he didn't notice it was me. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: what? >> and as i walked out i went, "happy birthday, mr. bacon." and he was like, wait a minute! that's no waitress, that's my wife! so that was great. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> surprise and happy, yeah. and so then the second part was i -- he loves to cook. he loves to cook mexican food. so i called this mexican-inspired restaurant in new york that we go to. and i asked the chef if he would come over, or if someone from the kitchen. the chef ended up coming over to the house to teach him some lessons, cooking lessons. >> jimmy: oh, that's good. >> yeah, it was amazing. of course it was a gift to me. because he cooks mexican. >> jimmy: now he can make you mexican food, diabolical. tell me about this new show of yours "ten days in the valley,"

coming here to abc. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is our valley, san fernando valley? >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: it's not, no. >> it's -- it's yea though i walk through the valley of death. >> jimmy: it's death valley? >> no. it's the song. the psalm. that was the title. they're thinks it's --ec bause like, of course, the valley. >> jimmy: this is a limited miniseries? >> yes, you're like it doesn't matter about the valley thing. tell us about the show. >> jimmy: no, i mean -- i was thrown off. you hear the valley, you think it's the valley. >> i know, i know. yes, it's a limited series. a i'm a documentary filmmaker turned tv show runner and something terrible happens. the container of it is a know, it's really like a deep dive into all these characters and a whodunit. >> at the end it will be one of those things where we don't know what happened and everyone's mad? >> yeah, right. no, we hope not, no. it will be -- things get sort of

wrapped up in episode 8, but no, there's lots of loopholes at the end. >> jimmy: all right, okay. if you like loopholes. by the way, it sounds like you guys had a fun birthday. >> we had a great birthday. >> jimmy: or anniversary. >> anniversary and birthday. it's a little confusing, two things happening. >> jimmy: what we've learned more than anything, besides about your show, is that if we see you guys out at dinner, we know what just happened. [ laughter ] right? [ cheers and applause ] kyra sedgwick, everybody! "ten days in the valley"rst on . we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by toys "r" us. check out this year's hottest toys at toysrus.com/hottoys. ♪ how do you like it ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it ♪ how do you like it ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. ndo t tlhe lion. our next guest survived the mean streets of santa cruz to become a very successful actor. he stars alongside craig robinson in the new comedy "ghosted" wh premierhes octoicber 1st on fox. please say hello to adam scott! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what? >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: why may i ask are you dressed in this fashion? >> what do you mean?

>> jimmy: copper glen country club. >> copper glen country club. today we're shooting "ghosted" where we're undercover as golf caddie. >> i see, okay. >> i caught myself in a mirror, walking by a mirror, and i thought, that looks great! [ laughter ] so i figured, you know, why not? i'm going to try and milk it. >> jimmy: is this how you dress on the weekends when you're rel relaxing? >> yes, these are my pajamas. >> jimmy: i see. last time you were here, i wasn't here. >> that's it. >> jimmy: i was off. wahosting? >>o kristen bell. >> jimmy: kristen bell was hosting. >> it was hosting. she knew iasst aar wars" growing up and everything. and so i came out and she surprised me with mark hamill, he came through those doors. >> jimmy: luke skywalker and you didn't know he was here? >> no, i had no clue. he gave me a lightsaber that i have at home.

>> jimmy: well, sure. >> it's amazing. >> you don't carry it on you in case you have a battle? >> you know what, from now on i will. yeah, it was incredible. it meant a lot. it was -- it was like a -- it was a really big deal. >> jimmy: have yout in touch withep mark k since then? >> actually, we have. we've -- we text every now and then. >> jimmy: that's very exciting. >> every time i get a text from him, it's actually not real. not real private messaging ot' >> jimmy: i see. >> i guess it's the same. every time we message back and forth i show it to my kids. >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> it's luke skywalker. >> jimmy: do they give you the reaction? >> no, they don't care. [ laughter ] if my dad got texts from luke sky walker? holy [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: your dad got texts it would be amazing. >> texts at all. in 1982 he showed me a text, i would luth ose my mind. >> jimmy: i saw you on stage at

the emmys, you were presenting with craig robinson. your new show. it seemed like you guys have a good chemistry, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was that a fun evening for you? >> it was, it was great. it was great. it was super fun. and -- >> jimmy: your show won too, "big little lies." [ cheers and applause ] i have a picture of you. this is the cast of the show. or are you in here? >> there i am. there i am, i'm behind nathan's hat. >> jimmy: okay, oh, yeah. that's a great shot of you. >> yeah, yeah, pretty great. that's my new head shot. >> jimmy: so everybody just kind of goes up there. who gets the emmys exactly in >>is situation? l el w-- actually, right after this photo was taken, we all went backstage together. and a big group of people. and we were just all back there together. and zoe kravitz, who's another actor on the show, and i were kind of off to the side, just waiting for everybody. and this stagehand came up to us, this really sweet girl came up, and she had a headset on and

everything. and she said, okay, guys. we're going to take you into this room next, congratulations. take you in here, you're going to collect your trophies, then we'll getan yzooue d i were o l- okay, but we don't get trophies. we're the actors. she's like, no, you get emmys, you just won emmys. everybody here gets an emmy. we're like, no, no, no. no you don't understand, we're just actors, we're the producers. she's like, no. you guys just won emmys, so congratulations. we're like, oh my god, we just won emmys! [ laughter ] we got pretty excited for a few. like oh my go ! i had no idea! i would have been like jumping up and down. you know, it was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then as we're walking backstage and going up the stairs with everybody, it slowly dawned on us. that's not true at all. and so we asked someone. it's not true? they're like, no, that's not true at all, just keep moving, get out of here.

>> jimmy: you're not getting an emmy. >> no, it was very untrue. >> jimmy: the oscars aren't the only show where there's confusion about who gets what. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: i'm almost comforted to hear that. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm sorry you didn't get an emmy. maybe they should send you a mini emmy. >> that particular veryri fy bd and i. >> jimmy: you're damn right she does. let's talk about thisew n a su? >> yeah, it's a half-hour show. but it's about craig robinson and i are regular guys who get scooped up and recruited into this government agency that d l deals with ghosts and monsters and aliens. and we're kind of tasked with dealing with all of this stuff. and protecting humanity from all of these -- >> jimmy: that's fun. you have effects and all that stuff? >> yeah, it's super fun and super hard to make as it turns out. we just have five days to make it like any show. like "parks and rec," five days to make it and it was a lot of

work and hard to do. but it was also -- we were in an office most of the time, it was kind of doable. but this, where there's explosions and monsters and flying saucers and action and stuff. so it is really hard. so if you watch it, just know that we're all really tired. [ laughter >> jimmy: that's a hell of a way to sell the show. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are you shooting it all at night? >> there's a lot at night. >> jimmy: can't have a ghost at noon, can you? >> no, no, ghosts aren't as scary during the day. yeah, we shoot -- like we shoot sometimes like 6:00 p.m. to 6:0 >> and yeah it's really nice at 6:00 a.m. when it's time to drive home and go to bed. and we're like an hour outside of l.a. recently, and we got off anwa driving home just so profoundly tired. and i got a flat tire about five minutes into my drive. wonderful. so i had to pull off. into this gas station. and i waited about an hour and a

half for a tow truck. then i got a call, hour and a half in, that the tow truck was not coming. and so i would need to kind of start over. and i was talking to this dispatcher on the phone and i started crying. [ lahter ] because i was so tired. and just begged her, will you please just find a tow truck for me? >> jimmy: and did she? >> she did. an hour and a half after that. >> jimmy: an hour and a half later. well, next time abandon the car and get an uber. >> yeah. by the way, i'm saying all of this knowing there are people dealing with real hardship in our country right now. >> jimmy: yeah, you're also revealing you cried in front of a tow truck driver. >> yes, i sure did. >> jimmy: it's very good to see dle, the show isalst c." it comes out october 1st, 8:30 on fox. adam scott, everybody. we'll be right bwik acudth [ cheers and applause ] ♪ic: the "jimmy kimmel

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>> jimmy: thanks to kyra sedgwick, adam scott. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time with him. first with theiral dumb "folk hop and roll," h the song "suit and jacket," judah and the lion! ♪ ♪ i ain't trading my youth for no suit and jacket i ain't giving my ♪ ♪ freedom for your money and status

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